PAGE 2. PLATTSMOUTH SEMI-WEEKLY JOURNAL. THURSDAY, NOVE.MBElt I, 1017,. HOW MUCH IS A GOOD LAUGH WORTH TO YOU RIGHT NOW From 'Wednesday a Dally. Alary Ambrose, the jolly comedienne of Arthur Hamerstein's "High Jinks," has won fame and fortune with hers. Look at the picture two minutes and you can't help laughing yourself. It's contagious; that's why it's worth money. "There used to be an old ac cepted theory among our Puritan fathers that laughter was an ungen teel emotion," said Miss Ambrose, "but if the blue-stockinged colony had the opportunity of witnessing a musi cal jollity on the order of 'High Jinks,' it would have abandoned its severe and serious outlook on life. It would have done a little better and accepted the theory of Thaddeus Hood, that as smiles were tolerated by the pink of politeness and that laughter being but the full bloom flower of which the smile is the bud. It should be given unto us all to laugh and lapse into that elysium where all is happiness and serenity." LEMON BATES DIES ii IIIUI AT TABOR, IOWA From "Wednesday's Dally. Lemon Bates, for several years a resident of Cass county, but for the past few years has been residing with his son, David Dates, at Tabor, Iowa passed away yesterday morning 5n that place after an illness of some months. Mr; Bates was born at War saw, Indiana. November 20, 1835, an whin a comparatively young man came west and in later years was lo tated near Nehawka, in this county v.here he resided until moving to Iowa He leaves the following children to mourn his death: Charles Bates David Bates, Tabor, Iowa; George Bates. Nehawka; Mrs. Maude Krueger tnd Mrs. Minnie Summons, Ne 1 awka; Mrs. Fred Westlake, Eagle Mrs. Nellie Giale, Minter, Minnesota -11 of whom, excepting the daughter in Minnesota were present at his bed side at the time of his death, and the delay of the message did not allow he: to reach" Tabor" in time to see the father alive. He was also the grand father of Mrs. Frank Sivey of this city. The body will be brought here :nd the funeral held tomorrow after noon at the Liberty chapel, south of this t-itv, and the interment made at the Horning cemetery. ENTERTAIN A NUMB ER OF CHILDREN AT HALLOWE'EN PARTY From Wednesday's Dally. The Christian Endeavor society of the Presbyterian church entertained a l umber of children at a delightful Hallowe'en party Saturday afternoon in the parlors of the church. Various amusements in keeping with the Hal lowe'en season were indulged in, inter spersed with various other games and amusements which children find so much pleasure in. At a convenient time refreshments, also in keeping with the Hallowe'en season, and con sisting of apples, cookies and popcorn, were served. The small admission fee of 10 cents was charged, from which the Endeavorers realized a neat sum, which will be used to carry on the .work of the society. SENATOR JOHN MATTES IN THE CITY TUESDAY Senator John Matters of Nebraska City, accompanied by A. P. Young and A. P. Moran, of the same city, were here for a few hours yesterday, being en route home from Omaha, where they had been spending a few hours, and while in this icty the senator found time to visit a few of his friends r.nd also was a caller at the Journal office for a few minutes, and the oc casion was one that was much enjoyed, as the senator is a most genial and polished gentleman and one whom it is a pleasure to meet at any time. He has not as yet listened to the demand that has arisen in a great many places in the state to enter the race for gov ernor, but it is safe to say that a bet ter qualified gentleman from the standpoint of education and ability could not be found. Cabbage for Sale. I have a lot of cabbage for sale, at my place, west of Murray. $1.00 per cozen heads. C. E. TUCKER. COMPLAINT FILED AGAINST WILLIAM COPE AN INEBRIATE Complaint was made yesterday be fore the county board of insanity charging William Cope of Greenwood with being an inebriate and a fit per son to be placed in the care of the state hospital at Lincoln. It is stated that the condition of the man is sucn as to cause great worry and it is necessary to have some man with him constantly to prevent him injuring himself. The condition of the man be ing such as to make it impossible to bring him to this city for examination, Dr. G. H. Gilmore of the board motor ed out to Greenwood to examine the man and determine what would be best to do with him. "THE PLUNDERER" COMING TO THE GEM TUESDAY NIGHT One of the feature pictures to be shown here will be that of "The Plunderer," with William Farnum in the stellar part, and the strong feat ure of the photo play makes it more thrilling than that of "The Spoilers," in which Mr. Farnum appeared. This will be shown at the Gem theater oi Tuesday evening for 10 and 15 cents. and is a six-reel feature that is well worth seeing. "The Plunderer" affords for William Farnum a real "Farnum Part" biz Bill Matthews of the Croix d'Or mine, a doughty, splendid steel-knit fellow, with a big, warm heart and a punca in each hand. Bill and his partner are harrassed by a secret enemy who im prisons them in a mine shaft, causes a strike of the workmen and blows up the reservoir upon which the power of the mine depends. These are only a few of the thrills that keep you breathless hanging on to the arms oi your seat. The final climax, wheic Big Bill and his partner discover their enemy, is the most stirring of all. A pulse-stirring battle with bare fists in which Big Bill bests a score of drink-crazed miners in a fight, that for sheer thiills and heart-catching ex citement has never been excelled on the stage, or, screen, is one of the bi; features of this super-picture. Then, too, there is a splendid double love story which leaves a happy glow in the spectator's mind. In fact, "The Plunderer" is as perfect a photoplay as has yet been achieved, and deals with clean, manly men, affecting senti ment, the lust for yellow gold an 1 swift, dynamic drama. DR. B. F. BRENDEL GOES TO VISIT SICK INDIANA BROTHER Yesterday afternoon Dr. IJ. F. Bren del of Murray departed for the ease where he was called by a message an nouncing the serious condition of his brother. Dr. John T. Brendel, who has been stricken with paralysis, and his family have become quite worried am called Dr. B. F. back to Zionsville, In diana, to be present at his brother's bedside. Doctor Brendel was accom panied back to Zionville by Mrs. Pan mother of Mrs. Brendel. The many friends throughout the county of Dr, J. T. Brendel will trust that he may be able to recover from his affliction and soon be on the highway to restor ed health, but his condition at present is most serious. He was for a number cf years located at Avoca, in this coun ty, where he was engaged in the prac tice of his profession, and possesses many warm friends who will learn with the deepest regret of his afflic tion. Hum mage Sale November 11, 12, 13 The ladies of the Presbyterian church will hold their Annual Rum mage Sale in the Gorder building on November 11, 12 and 13. All those having any donations for this sale please have them at the room in the Gorder building not later than Novem ber 10th. Those who have no way of having their rummage delivered, please notify Mrs. Mary Allison or Mrs. John Gorder. 11-3-tfd A healthy man is a king in his own right; an unhealthy man an unhappy slave. For impure blood and sluggish liver, use Burdock Blood Bitters. On the market 35 years. $1.00 a bottle. CASTOR I A For Infants and Children In Use For Over 30 Years Always bears the Signature of "HIGH JINKS" AT THE PAULE MONDAY NIGHT Brief Sketch of Miss Eileen Gibson, the Leading Lady in the "High Jinks" Comic Opera. Miss Eileen Gibson, of the "High Jinks" company, is said to be possess ed of an education enjoyed by few women in any walk of life. Miss Gibson was born in Philadelphia twenty-one years ago, and for fifteen years studied under private tutors un til last year, when she adopted the stage as a profession. The young woman wai born in Philadelphia, where her father was a noted physician. At the age of 5 she was sent abroad to begin he educational career with Dr. Win it -it Sandringham, England, and when she had finished the ordinary kindergarte.i course she was then taken to Berlin by her mother, where, under the di rection of the famous linguist, Dr. Sncckelbeiger, sha took a course in language. At 14 she was in the conservatory of Jean De lie ska, in Paris, and after a nine-months' course in voice culture, went to Rio de Janerio, where she joined the South American Opera com pany. At 17 she went to New York City, where she became an instructor in language, but the young woman be came affected with a sort of wander lust and a year aero became a racmbor of Arthur Ilammerstein's production cf "High Jinks," with the end in view of training herself for grand opera. Miss Gibson speaks nine languages fluently and is said by Prof. Munste of Harvard to hold in store for her self a career as one of America'? greatest astronomers. The young woman is wealthy in her own righ', but regards travel on the road as a chorus girl as much in the nature of a diversion as she does in the hope of fulfilling her ambition. HEW SON BORN TO MR. AND MRS. E. P, STEWART The new? has ber:i received here of the birth of a fine new son and heir to Mr. and Mrs. E. P. Stewart, of ths city, yesterday. The little son is one of the finest men in the world, and being the first son, is a person of some importance in the Stewart household. The birth of the little boy occurred at Central City, where Mrs. Stewart is visiting at the home of her parents, Mr. and Mrs. C. H. Cobb, and the oc casion has been a most joyful one t) the parents and grandparents and to the little sifter, who will have a rev playmate. The mother and son are both doing nicely. HURRYING TO GET ADDITIONAL LIGHTS INSTALLED SOON The Nebraska LiRhtin company are hurryinjr as fast as possible the in stalling of the additional lights order ed by the city for the street lighting and considerable of the new wiring has been put on in the residence district and as soon as- the new poles to be used in the extension of the line arrive the work will be completed. The new lights on Main street will be put in a soon as possible, and being -of high power nitrogen lamps should make a great deal more light than those at prerent in use. They will be strung in the same manner as the present arc lights, as the most satisfactory means of handling them. The avenue lead ing to the Missouri Pacific depot will be much better lighted, as there will be a light placed in each block and which will prove a great convenience to the traveling public. OUK JITNEY OFFER This and 5c DONT MISS THIS. Cut out this slip, enclose with five cents to Foley & Co., Chicago, 111., writing your name and address clearly. You will receive in return a trial package containing Foley's Honey and Tar Compound, for coughs, colds and croup; Foley Kidney Pills, and Foley Cathartic Tablets. Sold everywhere. Itch! Itch! Ltch! Scratch! Scratch! Scratch! The more you scratch, the worse the itch. Try Doan's Ointment. For eczema, any skin itching. 50c a box. ' Come to The Journal for fine sta tionery. ADAM KUTZ VERY DANGEROUS LY ILL AT FLAiNYIEW, NEB. Adam Kurtz, who several days ago departed for Plain view, Neb., for a short visit with relatives and friends in that section, has been taken quite sick and his children have been sum moned to his bedside, as his condition is such as to cause much apprehension. Mr. Kurtz has not been in the best of health for the past few years and his advanced age and general poor health makes his recovery rather doubtful. The family are all at his side doing all in their power to aid in his re coverv. LARGE CONGREGATION AT TKE'METIiODIST CHURCH LAST NIGHT Last evening one of the krgest con gieirations that has been i i attendance ut the revival services at the Method ist church v.a pi event to enjoy the splendid suniiii delivered by the pas tor. Rev. F. M. D'lillnor, or. "An Eter I'al Sin." Prceedir.fC the services at the church the j:;t . i.or and the assist ant? in the .-t:iccs gathered at the c: rr.tr of Fifth iul Main streets and held a line church niL-etir.g. -which wu-j not only largely aUvr.ded, 1 it a grei cieai of interest ma ested by the on- lookers, most of whim later took pr.rl in the meeting at the church. Cine young man, a .M. anger, who lit; arrived f i on Omaha yesterday aftcr r.ocn. was present at the services on the street and later attended the church meeting, and when the call fov those who desired t; tart life anew in a Chri.-ii.un spirit 'was made he cr.me forward and related his story to the members of the corgrcgatiou, an i in it was t:"e that is common to t: great mrny in the larger cities, and i i front of the asc-mbled cong.egati"n he i er'iour.eed his past and locked for ward to the fuluie with faith and be- ief in tr. Chr an religion turn; musical runx-srs are lunn.-n- ed for the mcc'in.s by the large ehuru.- choir, and tbr- altr.;.i:o ts iit Ihi meeting are ;cetf:n..r tl? rally o:ig, "Help Somebody T.i-'ay." down in Sine shape f.iul its tlii iliinu' r.id ir.spirin'.1: words are prov'n.L,- ti irre'a't feature of the work of" the metinrs. JOHN MILLER !S ASSESSED OHE DOLLAR H!D COSTS Je-fvi M'Her. who -tated that he wa.s employed as a section mar. on the Mis souri Pacific, last evening strayed a little too far the strni;"ht an! narrow path and become involved in a heated argument with one J. Karley vorn. r.nd although he attempted to put l'arleycoin down and out he was only partly successful, as while he put him down he was rrut able to put him out, r-nd as a result Miller was decidedly under tli? weather and was taken un der the wing of the police and lodged in the city jail over night to rest up and meditate on the folly of Ins ways This morning he was brought before Judge M. Archer, who decided that it would take $1 and costs to straighten up the matter, and Miller shelled forth the nece.-sary amount and was allow ed to go on his way rejoicing and with a promise to hereafter avoid the flow ing bowl. GREENWOOD WANTS SCHOOL BCUSDARY HE-ADJUSTED Yesterday the board of county com missioner.s were presented with a peti tion from a number of the residents and taxpayers of school district No. 'jti, in the village of Greenwood, ask ing that the board make a readjust ment of the boundaries of the district in compliance with the new school law. which would entitle them to additional territory for their district. The mat ter was laid over until later for action, as there is a case involving a matter of this s:ime nature before the su preme court, and it is desired to get a decision in this matters before mak ing the change in the district. There will probably be other petitions pre sented to the board for this readjust ment of boundaries, and the matter may open up a most serious question for the different whool districts if tho boundaries are to be changed. AUTO TIKES AM) TUBES. We are "Factory Agents" fo Goodrich Diamond" a;ui Ajax Tires and Tubes. Get our prices. Johnson Bros., Nebraska City. Cut this out. we will allow $1.00 on tire order, and ship prepaid. 11-4-ltw Boys' all woo ant Suit Is that rollicking boy of yours hard on clothes. Jhiy.'Iiini oim of -our 2 pant suits it will hold him. Nor folk style, all wool, $4.i5. Other splen did values $2, and $4. Ask about "American Boy." Free with suit. See children's sport C. E New lies every week. ANOTHER GREAT SHOW ST THE PABKELE LAST NIGHT Another of the splendid bills of the Empress Advance Vaudeville wa.s of fered last evening at the Panne'.-; 1 heater and was enjoyed to the utmost by the large r.un.lrer who were present, and was throughout one ol" the most p!ea-sii:g that has appeared here this reason and wa.s of a natii.e that gavi an opportunity for a valid bill, and every act was a featuie in itself. . The r howing nude by . ,Swain" Cockaicoiij was enjoyed . thoroughly and these birds showed, an almost 'human intelligence in the different ac ? they performed and fur;-i--hed a high class featuie act that was fully ap preciated by the delighted auditors. McManus & Don Carlo.;, in their musi cal act proved ore of the "treats ( the evening - and. these -.ladle.-., witn their rag-time warbling proved u most enjoyable feature of the bill and on3 fully appreciated. Granville & Mack introduced novelty in. the perform .ihce in their Italian organ g'rinJyT sketch and some" very clever' com'edv was enjoyed while' : these" two vei piesenting their1 pa'rt' ff the' evening'? entei'-iRirment,- aid thoy received' rer peated encores for their : cxlivnculy tficvcuv wci;k.: jSomeihin iiew n.4 hi-, teiesting jr. tko.,..wuy., .of . acxobatiC r.ovelty va; furnished by.th-j Late!! LIroLhers, and these two gentlemen. who are splendid physical specimen of mankind, we- e extremely clever in their various' stunts' and received ' well deserved appreciation from the" audi ence. - ' - - Tuo show wa.s very pleasing and furnished an ovoiurg's er.tertainmc.t hard to beat for then rice. Three reels of high-class pictures were shown ii addition to the vaudeville. Omaha Couple .Married Here. Yesterday afternoon County Judge Allen J. Ueeson united in marriage at the court house Mr. Frank C. Wood and Miss Virginia Gift, both of Oma ha, the young people motoring down from the metropolis to have the matrimonial knot tied, .ami were ac commodated by the judge, -who per formed the ceremony in his accustom ed affable manner, and the newly wed ded couple sent back to Omaha rejoic ing in their new-found happiness. Model Preparation of .Medicine. In the preparation of medicines, whether in small or large quantities, we should keep in mind that it is, in the first place, absolutely necessary to select the best ingredients, then to work in absolute cleanliness, to have a good and tried formula and to cm ploy the most skilled and perfectly re liable help. This is the way in which Triner's American Elixir of Bitter Wine ir prepared. That explains the great, effect of this preparation upon the digestive organs. Both, the herbs and the wine, used in this preparation, must undergo a stiict analysis and must be found perfect before being used. It stimulates the organs to woik, relieves constipation and dis eases complicated wun ine same, regulates the appetite, gives new- energy. I'rice M.ou. At drug stores. Jos. Triner, Manufacturer, 1333-134'J S. Ashland Ave., Chicago If you ned a medicine for rubbing the body in rheumatic or neuralgic p;uns. try timers linimcni. irice 25 and 00c, postpaid 35 and HOc. WENT TO THE HOSPITAL. C. E. Blanchard, postmaster, Blan- chard, Cab, writes: 'I had kidney tremble f-o bad I had to go to the hos pital. Foley Kidney Pills completely cured me." Men and women testify they banish lame back, stiff joints, sore muscles and sleep disturbing bladder ailments. Sold everywhere. Q5 rJ k Wescot -"i'S - ' 4 f v :i - t ,Y- . : , Miss Graco Monroe, with the bis tncsical comedy "High Jsnks" r.i the Parmele Monday Hiht John .Crook of the Monarch En- j Accidents will barren, but the best gineering Co., of Falls City, who has icgulated families keep Lr. Thomas' been here looking , over the bridge situation with the county commission ers, returned yesterday afternoon to his home. Harsh physics . react, weaken the bowels, will clad. to chronic constipa tion. Doan's Kegulets operate easily. 2oc a box at all stores. ,1 ftx:::4;;:fejiri ' -. : -a ..V."..; -i - THE HOUjE OF KUPPENHEIMCH Manhattan Shirts Stetson Hats fSSSL coats in our window $1. tj.3 up. s AH wool collegcslripe Lai J sweaters all the go .-''"'TSS?'-tS?-.'-y- R i . r ' " "? t Eclectic Oil for such emergencies. Two si7.es, 25c and 50c, at all stores. Mi Mattie Larson came in last evening fic-m Hastings. Neb., where she is teaching .school, anil she wa.s a passenger this r.irnir g for Omaha to attend the State Teachers' association meeting. I" is su rpri finj I lie liance men will take in their clothes buy ing. They'll pay some body a low riee for a suit or overcoat without even the hint of a repu tation and in about a week or ten days they find their bargain spells bunk. We sa y : Pa y $:'iior$ r for K irPPEXIIKIMi-U CLOTH ICS. Thousands of nieiriiaiits indorse them, and tens of thou sands of men certify the endorsement. ,Wn guarantee them on the basis of satisfaction or your money back, tak ing the risk, if there bo any, on our shoulders. Carhart Overalls Hansen Gloves 3