MONDAY, AUGUST "IS, 1913. PAGE 6. PLATTSMOUTH SEMI-WEEKLY JOURNAL. CONSTANTINE, THiOT MAKER Father, His Son and His Holy Sairit Mads Ghd In Person. TRINITY NOT IK THE BIBLE. Pastor Russall Says the Roman Em peror Put It In the Nicene Creed, A. D. 325 Confusion Followed. Some Claim Three Gods In One Per son Others Claim One God In Three Person All Say Incomprehensible Mystery Constaniine's Trinity Fiat Enforced by Cruel Persecutions. Back to the Bible and Avay from Creeds U the Message of the Hour Urged Upcn All Lovers of Truth. London, Aug. 17. Pastor Russell addressed theLou (I n Tabernacle congregation twice today. We report one of his dis courses from the text, '"To us there is o!!o Gd, the Lather, and one Lord Je sus Christ." 1 Corinthians 8,0. The Pastor ,o- dared that the confusion which has rent the- Church of Cod into hundreds of sects ha conic through neglect of th.; Bible. The confusion is recognized l.y all Christian people everywhere, l.ut the cause is not generally discerned. Church creeds -lire admitted to be de fective, notwithstanding tlx,' truths which they nil contain. Creed flash ings Jire the direct result of the se iious errors in all creeds. Realizing this, why should not all Christians abandon and demolish their creeds'' They purport to he pen pic tures of the Almighty Cod, and His attitude townrd men and His resultant plans. No heathen id'l is so grotesque, so terrible, so horrible, as that which the most intelligent l'hritian people have portrayed with t lie pen. We tire all ashamed of having misrepresented our Creator as worse in His purposes toward mi ii than the vlic-t of humani tyas l ad as wo Know how to picture Satan himself s:nd his attitude. Why linger longer? If Jch-.vnh he Cod. let us -worship Him. If the horrible. Haul of the Hark Ages he no longer our Cod, let lis de-troy i,js creed images and endeavor to for-'-t them. Err.peror Constantine's Nicene Creed. After the Christian Church had for gotten that the Master de-dared that His Twelve Apostles -would constitute the chief foundation stones of tlu New Jerusalem, they begin to re--ognizo their bishops as successors to The Twelve apostolic bishops. They over looked tlie fact that while God had prophetically told .that the place of Ju das would be filled by another, this .particularity itself intimated that there would Le.no successors t The Twelve. The real successor to Judas, Bible Students recognize in St. Paul. Through him Cod lias given us the major por tion of the New Testament, and spe cial light upon the Church's path, which is to "shine mote ami more unto the perfect Day." We now see that the eleven Apostles, before they had been confirmed in Apostleship by the Pente costal blessing, erred in choosing Mat thias, w hom Cod merely, ignored. Fnder these circunistarves the bish ops lose gradually to power niid in l'uenee as inspired orach's of Cod. And proportionately. The Twelve cho sen as the Lord's mouthpieces to His Church lost their influence. It was easier to take the word of the bishops than to search the Scriptures at a time when copies of the Bible wove very expensive, and only few wore able to read. Thus Bible study greatly declined during the second and third centuries, and disputes between Christians and Creek philosophers Jed some of the bishops to extremes. Not only did they maintain the Bible tea--liing that Jesus w;is the Son of Cod. and that He left His Heavenly condition and became a man that He might redeem Adam and Ids ra-e; but, not content with this. Sons" went further, and in their zeal clairne.'S that He was the Heavenly Lather Himself, who catne down to earth, arid took man's nature, and died, the Ju-t fr the unjust. In their anxi ety to overwhelm the Creek skeptics, tiies; Christian teachers involved thom sehes in absmditios. without realizing Jt. Those making the most absurd claims appear t-i have had the great est InflucTn-e with the iiiiterete. Gradually ihe trinitarian theory was Advanced; at'd the. my-Mik-ation of say ing that the Heavenly F ather was His wn Son. and t'lat the Lord Jesus was His own Lather, and that the Holy Spirit was another pcis-.n'und yet the Mine person, apposed to people who delight to reverence v.v,t those things which they d i - t understand. Thus today when questions are asked re specting the trinity how one could be three, and h v three r -i'Id be one-the answer which is given, and which satis fies the ignorant, is. Mystery. Mystery! Hut the P;!o makes no mystery of the matter. It never mentions trinity at all. nor anything that would give such a suggestion. The one text (I John r:7 wh-; h seems to give a color of support to the thought is now ad mitted by all scholars to be .in inter polation dating from nbo-it the seventh century; for it is not found in manu 1'ASQ!USSLIJ scripts vrrittcn nt an earlier date. The Revised Version shows quite distinctly how the passage reads iu the old man uscripts, and how the forgery to sup port the trinltarian theory was adroit ly accomplished. "To Us There Is One Cod." The Old Tes'tameLt Scriptures rep resent the Divine Message of four thousand years, and say not a word respecting the trinity. On the' con trary, they declare. "Hear, O Israel. Jehovah thy Cod is one Cod"; "Thou shall have no other gods." To keep iu line with this definite statement, the trinitarian theory- claims that this one Cxl lias three persons, although others claim that there are. three Cods but only one person. It seems impos sible to get a trinitarian ' to decide what he really believes; he hedges with tho word "Mystery." Tlie New Testament is as explicit as theJjid in its statement that there is but one Supreme God. Jesus testified to this, declaring, "My Lather is great er than 1" greater tLan all. (John 11:2S.) Jesus declared that of Himself He could do nothing; that? He was merely the Mouthpiece of God in His teachings. :tnd the Linger of God iu His winking of miracles. He directed that His followers should worship the Lather, and declared, when leaving. "I ascend to My Lather and to your La ther, to My God and to your Cod." John U';17. Our Lord did indeed deelare the one ness, or harmony, between Himself and the Lather, but He explained that this was because He ignored any will of His own, coming not to do His own will, but the will of the Lather who sent Him.' lie exhorted His disciples similarly to have the same mind, the same wfl, the same spirit, which ac tuated Him the Holy Spirit, the mind or disposition to do the will of the La ther in Heaven. His prayer for His disciples was to the same effect, "That they all may be one" even as Thou, Lather, and I are one in heart, mind, will, disposition, or holiness of spirit, harmony with God. John 17:20, "1. What could be more explicit than our text. "To us there is one Cod, the Lather, of whom are all things"; addi tionally, "To us there is one I.ord Lor Master, Jesus Christ, by whom are all tilings, and we by Ilim"? The Apos tle here not only shows the relation shift between the Lather and Son. but he ignores and thus disowns .entirely the Holy Spirit as another God. Clear ly and plainly enough he sets forth time and again that Hie Holy Spirit is the spirit, will, mind, power, disposi tion. ctv. in fullest conformity to that of the Lather. There is no mystery t!oiit the matter, none whatever. "The Alpha and the Omeja.'' . Our Lord Jesus ifeclarod Himself to be the Alpha and tho Omega of the Divine direct creation. (Revelation 1;S.) lie was its Beginning and its laid, according to John l:l-.". Our Re deemer, known before He Ifocnine a man as the Logos, was the L.eginning of the Divine creation and' the I'nd of it in that, -'ever after the creation of the Logos, Jehovah operated iu and through Him in respect to all the stu pendous wanks of creation. His name, the Lottos, indicates all this; it signi fies the Divine Message, or Messenger, the Oiie through whom Jehovah's ut terances and decrees went forth. So we read in the Creek, "In the he ginning was the Logos, anil the Logos was with ibc God, and the Logos was a god. The same was in the beginning with the God. By Him were all things made itbat were made, and without Him was not one thing made. And the Logos was made flesh and dwelt among us, and we beheld His glory as the glory of the Only Begotten of tho Lather, full of grace and Truth." Constantine the .Trinity-Maker. The, Roman Lmporor Constantine saw a vision probably ' when wide awake a vision of greater prosperity for himself and his Lmpire, by a rec ognition of Christianity as the religion of his Empire instead of paganism, which hud previously been recognized. Lor that moment a certain portion of Clio Church of Christ had long labored. Abandoning the.thought of the Second Coming of Jesus to establish His King dom, they desired marriage, or union, .with earthly empire, thus to bo set as a queen upon the throne of earthly dominion and honor. Constantino's influence in Church af fairs became groat. He proposed the calling of a council of all tho bishops, numbering about one thousand. Ho wanted to know why these apostolic bishops, all inspired with the same Spirit of God, taught so differently. He offered to pay the expenses of all the bishops to the Council at Nice; hut the majority, fearing that the Lmporor would be under the control of the Ko man bishop (not yet claiming to be pope), declined to attend. OnIyV?l came. Hut even they were unable to agree, the great point of dis pute being tho one wo are discussing: Many held to the Hible teaching that Jehovah is the One Supreme God; that the Lord Jesus Christ was His Son and honored Agent in all His creative work; aid that He. having manifested faith and loyalty to the Lather to the extent of leaving the heavenly glory, becoming a man and dying, the Just for the unjust, had been exalted by the Lather to Ills own right hand of majesty and power. Hut the mystification thought of trinity hail gained a hold on some of the bishops, amongst others the Bishop of Rome. Tho questions at issue were argued for months. Willi all his pow erful influence, the Hishop of Rome could not bring the majority of the Council to acknowledge-the doctrine of the trinity. Thereupon Constantino decided the, matter; aud the Nicene Creed, bucked by the Emperor's au thority and power, was declared to be the Christian faith, and anything con trary to it, heresy. . 1 Trt.be it re mmbc-red that only about one-third of the bishops were present at the1 Council; and that they could not be coerced into substituting mystery for the Word of God, until the Linperor lent his influence. His decree was that Christian doctrine as thus defined in the Nicene Creed should have the prestige of the sup port of the Lmperor and o all his subordinate flicers throughout the Roman Lmpire. All believing contrary to this creed would be heretics, and be considered in opposition to the Lin peror, and such had the privilege of leaving the Lmpire. Thus was the mystery of trinity enshrined by a heathen emperor, not baptized not even sprinkled. The history of the persecution of all who would not worship the trinitarian mystery would fill volumes. One sad illustration is familiar to all the burn ing of Scrvetus, by good Hrother Cal vin's signature to the death warrant. Is it any wonder that with such con ditions prevailing for centuries, the Lible ignored aud the creeds worship ed, the true teachings of the Bible on many subjects were completely lost sight of? Is it any wonder that, when in the sixteenth century God began to bring' the Bible back to the attention of the world, it was burned by the bishops in front of St. Paul's Cathe dral in London? Is it any wonder that the Presbyterians of that time were persecuted for studying it, and could meet only in secret? Is it any wonder that the men who began afresh to study the Bible, but who had their minds tinctured with the creeds of centuries, were consider ably handicapped?- Is it any wonder if some of their conceptions of correct Bible interpretation were rude and crude? Have not our various Protes tant denominations marked fresh en deavors to get nearer to the light? Now as we are in the dawning of the New Dispensation, and God is lifting the veil of ignorance in general, is it any wonder that we can see the true teachings of the Bible more clearly than did our forefathers? Surely it is what we might eXpeet, as well as what the Bible distinctly declares: "The mystery 'of God shall- be linished," which He has kept secret from the foundation of the world. The Difficulty at Present. . It seems sad indeed that now, in the dawning of the New Lra, and its clearer light on the Bible as well as upon all things, so few Chris tian people should bo prepared to profit bj these clearer views. Only in our day is thorough Bible study possi ble for the majority in civilized lands, for only of late is there a sutliciency of education to admit of intelligent Bible study. What is the explanation of the failure to make use of all these bless ings, favors, privileges and opportuni ties for Bible Study? It is loss of faith; as Jesus said: "When the Sou of Man cometh. shall He tind the faith. on the cart hi" It would appear that with more advantages than any previous generation, ours lias less faith in God and less trust in the Bible as His Word. Tho cause of this can readily be traced, and.it appalls us.' Our great Institutions of learning, founded by our Bible-loving. God-fearing forefa thers, have become worldly-wise. They have followed the course of leaning to human understanding, against which we were forewarned by God that the wisdom of this world Is foolishness w ith God and will perish. Following the guidance of so called Higher Critics, the rank and file of professors of colleges have lost their faith, and at the present time, all over Christendom, are engaged in destroy ing the faith of the most intelligent young men and women of the world. Having lost faith in the Bible them selves, they think they are doing a real service in destroying the faith of others: Truly, they know not what they do; as the Hible declares, the wis dom of our wise men has perished; the understanding of the prudent men, the wealthy, etc., who govern these, is not apparent. Isaiah 20:11. With college graduates sneering nt the Bible, and ignoring Divine wor ship, except In tho sense of drawing nigh with their lips, is it any wonder that tho spirit of this infidelity is grad ually extending to the masses the less educated? Is it any wonder that these w ho have nothing in particular to gain from religion except comfort and hope, bereft of these, care nothing for Bible study or for church attendance, except to hear the music or a brilliant ad dress or to renew acquaintanceships? Balm of Gilead the Remedy. The only remedy which can hinder the world from rapidly rushing on to ward socialism and anarchy, in utter disregard of God and His Divine ar rangements, is a return to Bible study. Nor need the people be invited back to study the Bible along the lines of the creeds Indeed, in order to attract at tention to the Word of God. it is nec essary that Christians should unite in smashiig their creeds and in telling the people plainly that these creeds thoroughly misrepresent the Divine Character and tho Divine Plan. With other Bible Students, I make this my chief business In life. Having found the true Message .of God's Word to be beautiful, heart-comforting and head-satisfying, we are prepared to recommend it to others and to offer them a helping hand out of the mists, fogs, misunderstandings, mistransla tions and interpolations of the Dark Ages. Following the words of Jesus ami the inspired Twelve, and the Prophets of old. we find that our God Is a wholly different one from the hor rible picture-God in the creeds of the Dark Ages. We rejoice in the true God. and in tho true Savior, and in the Spirit of Holiness, which conies to us as followers of Christ in proportion as we receive nim and His teachings into our hearts and lives. I0WSER SCORES. Mrs. B. Plans Surprise For Him on His Birthday. HE PREPARES ONE FOR HER. Strange to Say His Is the More Suc cessful of the Two When Visitor Do Not Arrive He Explains His Ruse, Much to Mrs. B.'s Chagrin. ( By M. QUAD. CopyriKht, 1S1U, ly Associated Literary Press. RS. BOWSER had a little plan. It wasn't a plan she got out of a novel, but one of her own invention. It was a wifely plan, and one to be proud of. and she smiled over it fifty limes a day. Mr. Bowser's birthday was approach ing. Ho had mentioned the fact in no way or manner, but she was keeping tabs of the date and never hinting within liSrty rods of what she was at. Since he passed his forty-eighth birthday he has had that same freak that seizes plenty of other men a de sire to conceal his true age. He has even sought to conceal it from himself. A woman turns to paint, powders and bleaches, but a man has no re course at the age of fifty-three, when asked his age by some Impertinent scoundrel, who ought Jo be sent to jail for it, but to carelessly reply: "Oh, I'm on tl e right side of forty five yet." Mr. Bowser hadn't fooled himself so badly that he had lost all count' of time. He had a dream one night that his birthday was only three weeks away, aud he awoke with a yell and in a cohl sweat. "Will you tell me what on earth is the matter?" demanded Mrs. Bowser. "I-I had a dream!" "Of what?" Bowser's Bad Dream. "I dreamed that a boa constrictor had me iu his coils and was crushing the life out of mo!" "I thought tlrat dill pickle you de voured just before coming upstairs , hi i i -I 11 A 21 "iHEUrENED THINO fiOT TWISTED A1SOCND would bring on a racket. You should be more cautious. Was it a big ser pent?" "Half a block long?" "Did it glare?" "Like an are light!" "Couldn't you climb a tree?" "No; he came upon me too sudden." "Was it in our back yard?" "No; I was seated on a log out in the woods. I had gone out there with pad and pencil to see if I couldn't fig ure my income, below $4,000 a year, and thus beat the government, when the durned thing got twisted around me." 7 "Well, let the dills alone after this." It will be noticed by the careful reader that Mr., Bowser lied, but it wasn't an Ananias lie. It was just a 2 by 4 lie about his age, and the re cording angel happened to be out of ink that night aud didn't record it. If -any further reminder of the fast approaching birthday was needed Mr. Bowser got it next morning when he took tjie car. It was crowded, and an old war veteran of seventy-four years old painfully rose up and said: "Here, Bowser, take my seat. You are an older man than I am." "You are mistaken, sir!" was the stiff reply as a stand up place was found by the frontdoor. "Purty techy for an old man," said the veteran to the man on his right. His Birthday Approaches. That birthday 'was only three days away, and as near 'as Mr. Bowser could make out, Mrs. Bowser hadn't given it a thought. He had been very careful to say nothing that might lead to a discovery. In reading her tho news, which he sometimes did. if an Article gave a man's age, he suppress ed that part of it. Mrs. Bowser had originated' ' her scheme without help, but to carry it out she had to go to Mrs. Green and Mrs. Brown and Mrs. Black and say: "You won't tell a soul If I tell you something, will you?" "Mercy, no!" "Mr. Bowser will be fifty-three years old next Thursday." "Dear me!" "He doesn't know I'm keeping track of his birthday." "No?" "Rut I am, and I am going .to have n. few friends drop iu as a surprise party." "Why. that will be real cute. He doesn't suspect, en?" "Not in the slightest. I want them all to get together at your house aud come marching over in a body and take him completely by surprise.""" "We'll do it. Won't it be fun!" "But don't breathe a word to any one who may tell him." "I'll cross my heart on it." He Walks Into Trap. On Wednesday evening, as the inno cent Mr. "Bowser was reading and fmoking, Mrs. Bowser carelessly queried: ' "Were you thinking of going out to morrow evening?" "Why?" "I'd like to have you stay home and read Dickens to me." "Well, I think I will." And after a little thought he said to himself: "By the great horn spoon, can the old lady have got on to that birthday racket! If she has I'll poison the cat .within a week." Ten minutes later Mr. Bowser took a little walk. lie was standing on the corner when a man named Ashley came along and stopped to give him pood evening and add: "So you are getting there with- the rest of us?" "What do you nieanV "Why, you are fifty-three tomorrow "Who said so?" ''Why, your wife told my wife. Say, Bowser, we promised to run in on you with the rest of the pang tomor row evening, but the baby has come down with the measles and th.it will keep us home. Our best wishes, how ever, and many returns of the happy day." Light Dawns on Bowser. Mr. Bowser leaned up against the fence and was as one stunned for a time. So Mrs. Bowser had kept tabs! Not only that, but she had planned for a gang to come in and surprise him. Twenty times in the last year he had given his age at forty-five, and yet one after another of that gang would take him by the hand and say: "Fifty-three today, eh? Never mind, old bor. We have all got to come to it. Hope you'll live to be a hundred. "By cripes, but I'll go home and raise the biggest row ever heard of!" he muttered as he started. Then a sudden thought came to him. and he stopped and mused: "Mrs. Bowser Is slick and sleek Can't Mr. Bowser' be slick and sleek enough to inarch her? Let's see." At the end of ten minutes he enter ed the house whistling. Mrs. Bowser was rejoiced to hear it. She had been a bit afraid that he might catch up a hint. All was well, and all continued to be well through the rest of the evening and the next day. "What volume of Dickens do you want me to read from this evening? asked Mr. Bowser as he shoved back from the breakfast table. " 'A Tale of Two Cities, I guess," re plied the arch conspiratress without daring to look up. "All right. I'll get me some troches and have my voice in good order." "Does he suspect anything, ma'am asked the cook in an awed voice as the master was clear of the house. "Not a thing." "Ain't that nice?" Matched Wife's Strategy. Mr. Bowser didn't take the car at the corner. He walked three blocks down and entered a job printer's place and handed in copy for a placard. "Good lands, but you don't say!" gasped the printer. "Yes." "Where?" "At my house.". "Who's the victim?" "My wife." "Too bad too bad. I didn't know there was a. case of it in town." "Hers is the only one, I believe. I'll get the placard about 0 o'clock, when I come up." No change to be observed in Mr. "Bowser when he came home to dinner. Mrs. Bowser was dressed up a bit, and the cook had her Sunday clothes on, but he didn't seem to notice anything. At half past 7 he was ready to sit down with Dickens and begin his reading. He had, however, slipped out of the front door a minute first. Visitors Do Not Arrive. Mrs. Bowser listened to the words with one ear and for the doorbell with the other. t Eight o'clock aud no gang! A quarter past and no ring! JIalf past and not a shout! Nine o'clock and Mrs. Bowser had to get up and walk around. At half past 9 she looked at Mr. Bowser in a strange was, and In reply he said: "Let us go down to the gate." She followed him down, and he lifted from the outside of the gate a placard reading in startling letters: "Keep Out! Smallpox Here!" The tears started to Mrs. Bowser's eyes, but she forced them back and with a rueful smile she kissed Mr. .Bowser and said: N "I gues there's some mistake. I guess you aren't a day over thirty years old!" No Wonder. "Now, doctor," said the suffragette, "there's one thing you must admit. A woman doesn't grow warped and hide bound so quickly as a man. Her mind keeps younger, fresher." "Well, no wonder," was the retort. "Look how often she changes it!" Philadelphia. Becord. Shoot Him at Sunrise, Men! "A New York woman z having her cat's voice trained," said the old fogy. "What on earth Is her idea in doing that?" "She is cultivating the mews, I guess," replied the cheerful idiot. Cin cinnati Enquirer. ... Biily Mudges Surprise Ey OSCAR COX Billy Mudge was a strapping farm er's boy, ambitious of something more profitable than plowing, sitting all day on a reaper or tossing hay up into the second story of a barn with a pitch fork. Billy was trudging along through a wood one day when he came to a clearing. There was a small house on it, but no one appeared to be at home. Billy noticed the place before leaving t?ie edge of the wood, anil suddenly Le saw something else that made him stop short. On the opposite side of the clear ing a man emerged from the road and, taking position behind a tree standing alone, surveyed the house intently. Thou he moved townrd it stealthily, keeping his eye fixed on it. and on reaching it began to examine it for some plate of entrance. ' From a dream Billy had suddenly en tered upon a reality. How much there might be in it for him he didn't con sider. Apparently it was nothing more than an opportunity to prevent a thief from committing a depredation. Billy as unarmed and felt it necessary to proceed cautiously. The man he watch ed, after trying windows and doors, at last found an opening to the cellar, through w hich he disappeared. Billy looked about him for a weapon and found a stout cudgel on the ground, which he picked up and clutched with a firm grasp. He had time to think while the man was iu the house and realized that the robber doibtless had either a revolver or a knife, perhaps both, and to attack him would be to get worsted. He therefore decided not to enter the Louse, but wait till the fellow came out, follow him. steal up behind him and fell him with a blow from Lis club. In a few minutes the front door was thrown open, and the thief emerged, carrying a long yarn stocking, full as after a visit from Santa Clans on Christmas eve. Biily knew the way that some country persons kept their money and recognized the stocking as the depository" of the occupant of the house. He stooped and moved for ward, expecting the' robber to go the way he had come and intending to fol low him. But just as the fellow was about to step down from the porch on to the ground there was a sound of breaking underbrush and a thud of horse's hoofs on turf, and a girl on horseback emerged from the wood into the clearing. Billy paused and awaited develop ments. The man dropped the stocking, and the girl, pulling in her horse, rested the rein on his neck, covered her face with both hands and .was shaking with convulsive sobbing. The robber, who had lcon caught in the act, hung his head. It was evidently not merely a case of a common thief being detected bv a stranger, but a brother or a lover surprised by his sister or his sweet heart There were words reproaches likely which Billy could not hear. The girl, calling on the man to follow her, urged her horse from the clearing, the man . running on foot. They were out of sight when a posse of armed men broke into the clearing and, hearing the sounds of breaking bushes, ran after them. Billy waited further developments: but, neither hearing nor seeing aify more of the persons concerned, ho emerged from his hiding, went to tho house and picked up the stocking lying on the ground. He felt of it and con cluded that it was full of bills and coins. Untying a string that held iu the contents, he thrust in his hand and drew out a handful of loose pieces of paper and some small stones. "Well. I'll .be goldarned!" he ex claimed. Billy looked at the stocking, then at the house, then turned the stocking upside down and shook out the con tentsbits of newspaper and stones- scratched his head and repeated: "I'll be goldarned!" Going to the door, he tried to open it, but it had evidently been fastened, aft er the robber had gone out, by a spring lock. Billy tried to get into the house by the cellar-door through which the robber had effected an entrance. This door, too, was locked, or, rather, bolt ed inside, for through a crack ho could see the bolt shot- Turning, he stood looking up at the house with his hands in his pockets. still wondering. , "I wish." he said, "I'd knowed that stockin didn't have no money in ir. cause I could 'a' told the feller that. after all, he hadn't committed no bur glary, aud the gal wouldn't 'a' tuk on so. But what he was so keerful fur about lot-kin' up atter lieu tuk or thought he'd tuk all the funds in the house I'.d like to know." Ilea ring a titter, he looked to his right. There stood a man beside some sort of machine. A titter at his left drew his attention, and he saw the rofc ber and the girl laughing at him. "See here, you people," he exclaimed. "What does all this goldarned perform ance mean?" "It means," said the man with the machine, "that we've been making a moving picture play. I've got you iu picking up the stocking and trylug to get into the house, and it's the best part of ihe show." Billy didn't s::y anything for a few. moments while the true conditions were getting through his thick skull. Then the ire began to gather in his rye, and his eye was focused on the ap paratus. Suddenly lie gave a kick wuu his foot and lifted the imcMno In thoror air. . a CRIMINALS JUST LIKE OTHER FOLK Differences Rot -of Kind, but of Degree, Says Expert. NO CRIMINAL TYPE EXISTS. Dr. Goring, Medical Officer of English Prison, Gives Results cf Twe!t Years' Study of Wrongdoers Crimi nals Are Defective, but Only by Con-, trast With Normal People. "As individuals criminals possess no characteristics, physical or mental, which are not shared by all people. The only difference is one of degree." Such is the conclusion reached after a remarkable statistical investigation based upon measurements m' prison er: in Pankhurst prison, Liielainl, which began in 1!K)1, now set forth by Dr. Goring, the medical ollicer of the prison, in a monograph which is of extraordinary s--:ent ifio and human in terest. Dr. Goring's measurements shatter the theory propounded by Lombrosd that there is a definite criminal type and that it is even possible to know the various kinds of criminals by their fncs. The lawe of the thief is not, as Lombroso taught, "short and large;" the eye of the homicide "not glassy, cold and fixed." Crime dues not reveal Itself In a man's outward visage. The general characteristics of tho English convict are those of a defec tive. He is defective in physical strength, weight, stature and mental capacity. It is found that in height and bodily weight he is very marked ly inferior to the general average of the population. This is the only solid fact ascertained which might suggest the existence of a criminal type. Highbrows and Lowbrows. One venerable superstition laid to rest by Dr. Goring is that a low fore head connotes criminality and a high forehead intelligence. The different classes of-criminals, he shows, do not differ markedly among themselves or vary much, except iu height aud weight, from the standard of population, while hospital inmates who are quite free from crime, but cf weak physique, in many characteris tics signally resemble the malefactor. Thieves and burglars, it is true, are unusually puny, while fraudulent of fenders are commonly as tall anl heavy as the average man, but this ! because the fraudulent offender is drawn from a higher class of the pop ulation than the thief. The remarkable inferiority of tho ( crin,innl in height and weight Is ex- plained very simply. Stature and phy sique are endowments which enable :i man readily to obtain an honest occu pation. "Wo might easily produce sta tistics," says Dr. Goring, "to show that, all other things being equal, thu poor roan's physique serves frequently as the casting vote determining wheth er he can easily find employment or to unemployable." It is for this reason apparently and no other tlmt crime H to some extent hereditary, low stature being transmitted by parents to their progeny. Causes of Criminality. The criminal's health appears to have no effect upon his proclivity to crime, nor is it true that drink is tho cause of crime, except in the case of violent offenses against the person. So cial inequality, often paraded as the true cause, appears to have even less to do with making a criminal, but a low standard of intelligence, often amounting to mental deficiency, has been found in the Vast majority of criminals. Dr. Goring concludes: "The chief source of the high degree of relation ship between weakmindelness and crime is probably beside the fact. The thing which we call criminality and which leads to-the perpetration of "many If not most anti-social offenses today is not inherent wickedness, but natural stupidity." ' The volume is epoch making in that it is "the first attempt to arrive at results in criminology by the statistical treatment of facts, which In a crude form are without scientific value." FORMS A ONE MAN TRUST. Philadelphia Carpenter Incorporates Himself For $2,000,000; Partly Water. Benjamin F. Roberts, a carpenter of f2t Cumberland street, Philadelphia, has sent to Harrisburg papers Incor porating himself for $2,000,000 as a one man trust. Roberts said that ho was watering his stock somewhat, as he might not be able to pay dividends upon the $2, 000,000 stock issue which he purposes to sell to friends or other Interested parties, but he contended he had as much right to inflate his personal stock ns a n j other corporation. Brilliant Signs Lure Hawks. hw Maurice Willen of Georgetown. Del., has a new scheme for killing chicken hawks which he claims proves that hen hawks hava an artistic sense de spite their ferocity. Maurice secured a number of large advertising signs brilliantly painted, ' which he set in his poultry yard, the . nlctures lurlnrr the hpn hntrL-a l.itrn a io0ic when Willen, biding with gun, shoots them. t