-The Plattsmouth Journal - CZD Published Semi-Weekly at Plattsmouth. Nebraska ri R. A. BATES, Publisher. Entered at the Postolfice at Plattsmouth, Nebraoka, as second-clas matter. $l.SO PER YEAR IN ADVANCE While his generwis u(i4 is on, Pi't'-idnt Taft mislit. off?r Colo nel Hnnsevelt a suhuiarm for a visit tr Mr. iinty.. There would h no hurry about relum ing it. Early shopping, early slopping, Good advice and torse. Slocks diminish al I ho finish, And Iho crush gels worse :o: Just Jive more" shopping days before Christmas. :o: shoppy days. In buying a present for your wife,' buy it now. and huy.il of the home merchant. :o: It takes some of those Christ mas stamps to give Iho Santa Claus look to a package. :o: Foreign 1 rusts waste time when they look to the United Stales as a field for their operations by treaty or any oilier device. :o: One objection to long''!" presi dential terms is that civil service makes it greatest strides just be fore a president goes out of olllce. :o: As the Panama one is our possession it is not easy to under stand why the shores of our canal are not pari of our coastwise property. :o: Don't forget there are some mighty line holiday displays in Plallsmoulh. It's worth getting out early to see them, even if you don't buy. , :o: Those who don't seize the op portunity to shop in line weather at heavily laden counlers are tak ing pretty big chances of hitler disappointment. :o: It will lake :.'78,ioii,I(i) lo run the postolliros next year, but the nimble 2-ecnl and 1-ceut stamps will take care of the item and pos sibly produce a surplus. :o: We will wager that no pur chaser who goes to Omaha for Christmas goods can buy them cheaper or heller than rigfll here at home. Then why do it ? :o: A new machine has beei in vented that writes letters at the rate of (HlO words a minute. No wonder the postmaster general calls attention to what the frank ing privilege is doing to the mails. ' :o: People who jump out of the frying pan into Iho tiro ought to keep out of the frying pan. A word to the people who go to Omaha lo do their Christmas shopping. :o: What a glorious world Ibis would be, if everybody would ob serve the (iidden Hole. The rule came down lo us through heathen mythology, but it is Iho very es Pence of harmonious life. :o: A dispatch from Kansas City, Missouri, gives an account, of a Nebraska man who hail been blind a year and a half, who suddenly recovered his eyesight, before he left the depot to go up town to see an eye specialist, for which pur pose he had gone to Kansas City. This was a suj-e enough case of showing him in Missouri. A legislative appropriation lo advertise the stale is being favor ably discussed among members of various organizations in Oma ha. While all agree that a systematic campaign of advert is ing should bo carired on, there is much discusjon as to the best methods of mooting I lie situation. These organizations are awaiting the announcement of the plans proposed by Iho committees from the Slale Editorial association and the Slate Association of Coin luerical Clubs. Only six more J!uy it now. :o: Stay at borne to do your Christ mas trading, and enjoy a Merry Christina-. :o: Only on.' more week and Old Santa will bo here In all his glory. We hope ho will not forget the poor children iu his rounds, and give them a reminder that God is Love. :o: The west will be satisfied with W. J. Jtryan as secretary of state and Hon. A. M. Dockery, of Mis souri as postmaster general, and President Wilson can rest assur ed that he will have two good and true men in his cabinet. :o: According to an octogenarian, the way to live long is not to worry about your health. If you have blight's disease or tubercu losis, consider it a good joke and go on your way to foreseore re joicing. -: o'. - You can get just as good goIs iu PlaltsmouUi as you can gefi at Omaha, or any other town. Tht-n why should you go away from home to ping ? do your Christmas shop- :o: :o:- Undor the peculiar system pre vailing in New York a citizen buys police protection just as he buys any other commodity, and it is subject to the same lluctuations that is. it keeps getting higher and higher. :o: Some of the newspapers of Kansas are worried for fear the le- Now the will but women of.thal slate will beecome so interested in politics thai they will bet a new bat on a favorite candidate. A modern picture hat would bo some bet. :o : In less than a month Nebraska will have a democratic governor. And you can bet ho will bo the governor, with no red tape ac companiments. His name is "More-head," and he won't have to wear an iron band around it, either. .When Ibis equal rights busi ness gels into full swing, if it ever does in Nebraska, the women may wear the trousers if they want them, but we will be blamed if I hey ever make us wear a cor set. We will hae lo draw the line somew here. :o: President-elect Wilson ha turned from Hermmla. watch the pathway to home of .Mr.. Wilson. It. not be strewn with flowers the democratic politicians will be ho fni the trail. :o: Novoh blame the newspaper for recording what you do. The pa per is expected to publish tho news and Iho public expects you to behave. If we didn't give the news you would be the first per son to knock good and hard.. :o: Mrs. belva Lockwood, (you no doubt have hoard of her) candi date for president on tho equal rights party ticket in 188 5, and the first woman admitted to the bar of Iho supreme court, has just celebrated her eighty-second birthday in Washington. Uelva has been a thoroughbred in her liniee. Nothing like her in this ago. :o: If there is any man or woman who can give any reasonable ex cuse for going away from Platts mouth to do their Christmas shopping, we would like to hear it. If our merchants are clever enough to give you credit the year round you certainly should bo grateful enough to spend your cash at home, instead of giving jt lo Omaha merchants. Iion't you think so? Kansas newspaper men are gelling loo prosperous. Wall Mason has quit tho Emporia Gazette because be is making ... i i 1 i i . . . cnies man ine dazoiio is earn more money writing for svndi- ing, and Ed Howe and bis daugh tor leave this month on a trip lo I tie Canary islands and South America so they ran spend some of the shekels Mr. Howe made in the newspapers business. :o: The biggest item of expense connected with a session of Iho CUTS INAUGURATION FRILLS There will b- no inaugural ball wnen iiovrrnor .Aiorrrieart is m- augmaioo, not iiecause uie gov ernor or his good wife have any prudish objections to dancing as u recreation, but because the governor-elect inclines to the preservation of simplicity in all such affairs. He does not feel that his induction into office should be accompanied hy any display that is not necessary to a solemn observance of the inu ptirtuni political function. The governor's decision lo have no inaugural ball may ex cite some criticism from those who think more of the social side of official life than they do of the political importance of the occasion. Uut.it will meet with the approbation of a great many sturdy people who admire the simplicity that an intuitive sense of democracy dictates-.. There are a great many Amer ican citizens who deplore the growing tendency to make the. in augurations of governors and presidents the orra.dou for ela borate and expensive displays of social splendor. They are sensi tive to such manifestations of a worped understanding of demo cratic proprieties ft is not one of the democratic essentials of the public servant in this country that he shall ho a loader in social gayeties. Cus tom of centuries has made it one of tho attributes of royalty and of those who get into the, public life of monarchies. Thov are hardly supposed to bo of the com inon people.. They owe their precedence usually to the lino of descent. but in this country the citizen is born to nothing but op portunity. He has no divine right to any precedence over his fellow citizen. If ho should bo chosen by his fellows to perform a public function, il is done rath er as a matter' of course, because. some one must perform the duly. .Of course the democrats may be pardoned for elalion over the induct ion of a representative of their parly into' office, but their elalion will undoubtedly be the more grateful and beneficial to all concerned and more comfort ing ro loveruoi- .uorclieail, no doubt, if they consistently ex press il in a determination to help him give the slate a thor oughly deinocral'ic administra tion, Lincoln Star. n -Gifts for Men- that will earn earnest appreci ation and sincere thanks. Blanket Bath Robes S5 to S8 Housecoats $6.50 Shirts SI to $3.50 Silk Handkerchiefs, initial or plain, 50c Dress Gloves $1.00 to $2.50. Fur Lined Gloves and Mittens $1.50 to $4 Sweater Coats $1.50 to $6.50 Silk Neckwear at 35c. to $1.00 Silk Mufflers 50c to $2.50 Knitted Mufflers 50c to $150 Box Hosiery, 4 pairs $1.00 Interwoven Sox, 4 pairs $1.00 Interwoven Silk Sox 50o Suspender and Garter Set 75c, $1.00 and $1.50 ' Garter and Armband Sets 50c Silk Garters 50c Initial Linen Handkerchiefs 25c Plain Linen Handkerchiefs 25, 40 and 50c Tie Ring $1.00 Combination Sets (ties and silk sox) $1.00 and $1.25 Combination Sets (ties, silk sox and handkerchiefs) $1.50 and $2.00 Umbrellas $1.00 to $050 Jewelry in sets and single pieces 25c to $2.00 Fur, Caps $3.50 to $5.00 Traveling Sets $6 and $8 TheseL items are hints of the many ac ceptable gifts you will find here. f0 - vW1, J'y Manhattan Shirts Stetson Hats Open Evenings from December 12th to December 24th IA I can w Give The following pathetic and unique request came to tho olllce of the local lied Crost Seal agent a few days ago: "hear Sirs I have only two cents that mamma gave me a long lime ago. Teacher told me about you and the Hod Cross Seals.. I can't send a penny, so I put a stamp on Ibis postal card. Will vou send mo a Hud Cross- Seat for it?" Any skin itching is a temper tester. The more you scratch the worse il itches. Doan's Ointment is for piles, eczema any skin itching. 50c at all drug stores. For carving sets see Eastwood, the hardware man. For SaleS When the roll of governors is called next January a prelly good idea of the awful wreck of the re publican parly wrought by the bull moosers can be formed. The republican governors who will answer lo the roll call will be so few as to be almost a curiosity. Of all the governors elected No vember 5 only ten were republic ans. :o: Every merchant must impress his trade with the idea that he knows his business or they will have no faith in htm or his goods. And the best way to make that impression is to know the busi ness. Omaha Trade Exhibit. Look over the advertising col umns of The Journal. They tell where to gel the best goods for all manner of presents. :o: Some of the newspapers of Ne braska are opposing an ap propriation of .150,000 by the legislature lo put on an exhibit at the San Francisco exposition. Tim Journal does not really know whether it would bo a wise pro position or not. but if other stales propose to bo represented I here, why not Nebraska? It is an awful good place lo boost t resources of our grand slate, ami wo should not stand back on !?50, (Mil) if il will help advertise one of the grandest slates in the union. Nebraska legislature is the pay of clerks. It takes a groat ileal of c'erieal talent to keep the record of sixty days devoted to pulling nud hauling for patronage. but while Nebraska is no exception to the rule in other stales, Iho peo ple have come to believe that there is too much red tape and favorit ism displayed in the selection of Iho clerical force. One-half tho number usually selected could do the work if they are competent. .Most of them, generally, are not compel out, and never saw the in side of the legislative hall before. :o: A London doctor says the only healthful fruits are bananas and grapes. And another scientist says llsh is not a brain food, but contains phosphorus, which is re garded as harmful. And on top of this some doctors are beginning to recommend pie, and denounce water. A baltimore doctor says water causes the tissues to be come water logged, nutrition suf fers, causing loss of appetite, re duction of weight and vitality and causing taxamia, whatever that is. However, it is to be hoped you won't take on a jag during the festive Christmas time just be cause the baltimore doctor said this. The friends of Kx-Oovcruoir bockery of Missouri, are pushing him for postmaster-general-.. WW know what, we are saving, when The Journal says I hoy can look the Foiled States over and mt find a better man for the position i Miring nis sixteen years service in congress, ho served on tho commit loo of posloffieos and post roads, and for several years dur ing his terms of service, was chairman of that committee. Oovernor Oickery j one of Clod's noblemen, and we are willing to wager there is not a man in tho entire country who knows more about the mail service than Mr. Hickory. He would fill the posi tion acceptably to tho entire, country, and prove a groat credit to President Wilson's administration. CROUPY COUGHS AND WHCEZY COLDS. The quickest, simplest war to rid tho children of dangerous, croupy coughs- and wheezy, stuffy colds is to give- them Foley's Honey and Tar Compound1. It gives almost instant relief and stops a cough promptly. ' It soothes and heals. Contains no opiates. For sale by F. O. Fricke ft Co. Fred Patterson Sick. County Surveyor Fred Patter son has been con II nod to his homo for several" days w ith a severe case of the grippe, but is reported as gelling along very nicely and will probably be able to resume his dot ies in a few days. FOR SALE About 50,000 acres in Louisiana lands, on main line of K. C. Southern railroad, almost level, just rollling enough for drainage. " Adapted to dairying and all kinds of crops, including fruits. The price of thi& land will average only $12.00 per acre, ac cording to location and distance from town. Terms-: One-third cash, balance one to five years. Nine men out of ten who go to see these lands purchase; Special car from Omaha every Tuesday after noon al t:35. via burlington. Call, or write for particulars. WINDHAM Investment and Loan Co. Plattsmouth, Nebraska For dyspepsia, our national ail ment, use burdock blood bitters. Recommended for strengthening digestion, purifying the blood. At all drug stores. $1.00 a bottle. Watch for our Ninas ad. You will slay al homo and buy at Eastwood's. -:o:- Therc are some people who be lieve the legislature will oppose any olTort to appropriate money for good roads purposes. They claim there are so many farmers in Iho legislature, most of whom will oppose any such appropria t on. Why should farmers oppose the good roads movement by re fusing to countenance such a proposition by tho legislature? Such an idea is preposterous. Our experience with farmer members of the legislature is that they are prelly cautious about voting for appropriations, but wo do no be lieve they will oppose an ap propriation which is not only calculated to bcnelll llioni"!vos as much or more than any other class of people. A F m TIE3E UIDQ A positive proof of superiority. First, Second and Third premiums at the Nebraska state fair were won by bread made from Otten Never Buttered Bettered A. W. White, Plattsmouth A. G. Bach &. Co., Plattsmouth W. T. Richardson & Co., Mynard. Nob. Hiatt & Tutt, Murray, Nob. Mrs. Ruth Thomson, Cedar Creek, Neb.