The Platismouth Journal ZD Published Semi-Weekly R. A. BATES, Publisher. Entered at the Postolfice at Plattsmouth, Nebraska, as second-clas matter. S1.50PER YEAR IN ADVANCE DhM ila-. nf winlei's cumins Ami n. wlln'rc li: warm. .Mu-I mil I'myi'l. tin- In lll'll'SS I'j'iHIl I W liti'ri' uiili'!l."ri'il sm'II. .0 : nils twenty nf I Ims iniiiiit: da - l ill remain. ;o: Sicns nf peace lnuin iiji jn the war-xl I'icken coutil ries of F.urnpc. "Tlie early bird pels the worm." This will hold pood with the early aihfiliser. tie will pel. the trade. New York has several hundred millions of eggs in the cold stor age warehouses. Most of the hens thai laid llieni have Rone to their reward. :o: fiovcnior Johnson of California made 500 speeches in nine weeks, ami all lie has to show for his oratorical mil put is his boast Dial lie "missed a train." :o: John (iiistafson of Pelharl, Texas, claims lo have heen cured of insomnia by I he bile of a rat tlesnake. Are I here any such patients around IMallsmoiith who would like lo try the cure? : : .Nearly a month lias passed since (iovernor Wilson was elect ed president, ami confidence still prevails ami no judical ions of the hard limes Dial was prophesied hy the inl imidalors liefoi e elecl ion. The hi I le o s are now canerly watching for the advent of Saula Clans. Itless their lillle hearts, may joy and happiness always he Wil ll I hem. W e were all lilt le lots once, ami none of us should forget that Christ mas comes bill once a ear. :o: Our slorus and simps ai'e tilled with Christmas supplies of every variety and the man or woman who poes away from home to sup ply their wants are most certainly hard to please. 'I'll is going away from home lo buy poods reminds us of an incident that happened to a Platismouth lady not many monl lis since, who went to Omaha am lioiiphl a dress pattern, for which she paid one dollar per vard, and found the same quality of ponds, identically, in one of our store windows for 8."i cents. She lias been ashamed of herself ever since that she did not buy. at home and save money by doing so. See what our merchants have in store for you before spending your money out. of town. -:o: There seems In be considerable disciisisou In rcpard to the post ponement ,,f h,. iuaupural cere monies to April ' i, on account of the inclement weather thai is lia- Me to happen on the lib of March. President-elect Wilson will lake the oath of olllce ami as sume the duties of president on the usual dale, but the usual iu aupural ceremonies will not take place until Thursday, April '2 1. This is a splendid idea and a wise one. On the 'Hli t, March, IK'.K), the writer attended the second in aupuralion of drover Cleveland, and sometime durinp the nipht previous it began lo snow ami did not cease till noon and it was very disagreeable. It had hardly let up snowinp when President Cleve land appeared for the inaupura tion. There were a number of deaths that were caused from pneumonia, of people who attend ed this inauguration, and among the number wore several public men. Ever sinco that date we have favored a later dato for t ho inauguration of presidents. r at Platismouth, Nebraska f"i I lire dill pro-perl in- for !'l in Itirliaril.-oii rounly. :o:- I'he merchants are busily en paped iii arrauuing their holiday displays. :o: 1 1' I he knowing man who knows enoiiph to know there's a !ol he doesn't know. :o: . The decision of tarill' plans are lo be left In President-elect Wil son. Thai, is altogether proper. :o : There is nothing like doing your Chrislmas shopping- early. All wise purchasers j "catch on." :o: The happiest people will bo those who take the opportunity of doing their Christmas shopping early. -:o :- (iovernor Wilson says the vice president should have more re sponsibilities upon his shoulders. Sure! Why not give him control of Hie pje counter? :o: Senator Jlev eridge is sure I hat I he progressives will unite the na tion. In the meantime the pro gressives are finding it impossible to keep I liemselves united. :o: Scan the Journal's advertising columns every day. The wise merchant always invites the Chrislmas shoppers lo come in mid see bis line of holiday goods. The reported victory for woman suffrage in Michigan has been wiped mil by I he ollicial returns. Ivrhnps that, overwhelming anfi sull'rage vole in Wisconsin slop ped over the border. This is one year in which the man who had roast beef for his thanksgiving dinner instead of turkey is not open lo the charge of trying to economize. :o; Probably Ihe coming extra ses sion of congress will run into July, which is worse in Washing ton Ihau in the tropics. i statesman has his troubles as well as o her people. :o: Already $130,(101) has been pledged Tor that $ 1 ,000, (MM) hold in Omaha, and il looks like a sure Kt. Willi Ihe building of the hotel, Mr. Hrnndeis will erect one of Hie linesl theaters, near tho bold, in the west. Omaha is sure in H :o : Aldrich intimates that he will be a candidate for Senator llilchr cock's place four years hence, but lie will have to digest a great deal of crow between now and then and lake back a good many things he has said about many republicans to even pel a show for the nom ination. -:o: For the remainder of his life Mr. Carnegie is going to be one of us. All his great fortune is to be given away, only a bare $23, 000, (MM) being retained to keep tho wolf from the door. When a stubborn man determines to die poor there is no use trying to bead him oil'. :o: What to buy for Christmas presents is the question that is now hot lowing the minds of many. Look around at, the many pretty things displayed in the various stores and shops of lMattsmoulh. You will then soon decide there Is no use going away front homo lo get what you want, and at prices just as reasonable as any other place on cartk. TWO KINDS OF KICKERS. In the December American Magazine appears an interesting little article entitled "Kicking and Ihe Oood of It." In Ihe first, place the author tells about a man who compelled the postmaster in his town to sell postage stamps willi the ii in ddc up. There is a rule in the potoiiice ill-part merit re quiring this. The point is thai, it postage .-tamps are handed out gn u side down I hey are liki ly lo accumulate liil h and germs. Older si,, ries are od, after 1 1 1 -telling of which the. author goes on lo sav : "There are two kinds of kickers; I hose who kick from anger, and those who kick dispassionately for justice because they are good citizens. If, through a lilHe care essness or irritation on your part, you receive discourteous Ircal iiienl. from an overworked and nervous public 'service employe who is nagged by an impatient public many hours every day, you place yourself for Ihe time being in the first category, and do more harm than good. If, however, you notice an indisputable piece of in justice to yourself and others an evident example of many similar ones and are willing to take the time and trouble to bring the mat ter dispassionately to theatlention of the proper authorities, you join (he second category, and are doing an act of good citizenship. "Do not argue with another's employe. He is hired by some body else, and you have no authority over him. Do not wrangle with a hold servant, or shop clerk, or car conductor. You will only make things unpleasant and get the worst, of the en counter. If you allow yourself to become angry over the incident, don't do anything until the next day, ami then do no) say lo your self, 'Oh. well, whal's the use!' and l'orpd about il. Write brief ly and courteously lo the highest possible aul bority, In- head of I lie llrni whose accounting department persistently muddles your ac counts, the general passenger agent of the railroad whose brake man is habitually offensive, the president of tire telegraph com pany whose local ollice frequently delays delivering your messages; do not give opinions, advice, nor make angry comments; merely slate the facts, specifically and accurately, lie will .see Ihe point nl once, and he doesn't need your advice, and he knows his own business belter than you do. And he w ill be grateful to you, because be cannot possibly know every lit tle detail, but he wants those de tails right." :o: -- Joe Cannon says the republican parly is iml dead and never will be. I ' lie It Joe, however, is like one risen from Ihe dead. The people do not pul much conlideuce in pbosl slories. If Mr. Carnegie fails in pen sioning (he ex-presidents, why not turn the money over to the editors of the rural newspapers? They would gladly receive it. And they need it, too. The man who appeared in Washington claiming to be the "original bull moose," did not establish his right to the distinc tion, but he was adjudged insane, which was coming pretty close. :o: The incoming legislature will have a job this winter wrestling with the ballot question, and it will be in order for everyone in terested to Mirer suggestions on the mailer. There is one thing certain, the present form of bal lots is a great big nuisance. John O. Yeiser wants Teddy to give up the third party and help unite the republican party. The colonel says, however, he cannot see how the bull moorers can in any manner fuse with the repub lican party. Teddy is determined to rule the roost, or be won't play with the bovs. ELSEWHERE, MR. CARNEGIE. Out of the immense fortune which you piled up. Mr. Carnegie, because the laborer did not re ceive a just .-hare of the wealth his muscle assisted in creating', I here are ois of people who might In- pell-ioned. Pen-ion -Irir-gling widows. Pension I he inrapai ial-d or aui-d .i-m : -: i : ; i : . Si i li mil and pen sion Ihe .-nk whose means will l'ol i-n nt I in ;,. ,, ,eci:re I he I'i'-'iica! a.'ii I he common can- hat I bey need. Pe;-iou the crippled ami I he blind. Feed soiin: of t be world's liiu:ury. Clothe some of tin- world's nak"d. You might spend ymir whole pile of wealth and si ill I here would be need. Ciil lake vonr mind oil' the ex presiilenl -. They do not need pension.-, 'fake it from us. you can do soim-l hing better with your money. io not even pension the w idows of presidents or 'ex-presidents. The counlrv Ims :iktnw taken pood care of I hem. The announcement of the Car negie Foundation that provision has been made for pensioning future ex-presidents at $25,000 per car as long as they remain unprovided for by the nation signs as the reason for the action that "they may be able to spend the latter part of their lives devoting their unique knowledge gained of public affairs to the public good, free front pecuniary affairs." This is generally understood as being but an elegant way of saying that an ex-president should be main tained in honorable idleness, since, once president, a man cail not again undertake, the main tenance or himself on pain of los ing his dignity. This is all it can mean for il would require more than the pensioning' of an ex president by Ihe Carnegie Founda tion In make him a counselnr'ac ceptable and imporlaul to the count rv.- The fiiniiami-ulal objection to Ibis pension plan js t,a i js I rary lot In- best . rican ideals. Tln-re is an nri -loci-al ic nmt iv e in il. When Pre.-ii:.-;:; 'i'al'i's politic serv ice ends In- s;;ys he will re turn In Cincinnal i and resume Ihe practice of law. Thai is a thor oughly American resolution. n, is the American rub- a return to hoiioralde private activity when ollicial obligations, however as sumed, have been discharged. This was Hie course Cleveland look. This is what Harrison did. This is what Orant did. This is what McKinley said he intended to do. This is what Roosevelt did. Cleveland ami Hoosevell left the presidency, Ihe latter in the prime of life, the former scarcely be voiul it, both in Ihe full vigor of llo-ir powers wil It their earning ability in a private capacity vast ly increased by reputation. Har rison was older, but made a for luoe at the bar in a few years. Tal'l, will again be a Cincinnati lawyer at the still good lighting and virle age of 3. What to do willi our ex-presidents is Ihe b-asl of the country's troubles. They have never allow ed il to heroine a practical qttes lion. In the line art 4.f taking care of one's self I hey have been examples to other men. The time may come when they will be kept in some sort of ollicial relation to the government, as, say, honorary members of conuress, but it, is easy to imagine that in such re lalion their counsels would be as likely to cause discord as har mony. Of all Ihe ex-presidents Mr. Hoosevell has been most earnest in giving advice lo the country, though unotlieially, and bis success has not been amazing. Mr. TaH has let it be known that he will not, accept the Car negie pension and the wholesome general sentiment regarding the scheme has, we believe, been ex pressed by the public men in Washington who before the an nouncement was twelve hours old almost unanimously condemned it, Omaha World-Herald. Watch for our Xmas ad. You will stay at home and buy at Eastwood's. The Omaha Trade Exhibit says one of the best ways to begin your Christmas show is to bright en up everything about the store, preparatory to the lug Christina- trade. The proper spirit display ed in showing ponds is the way to catch Ihe rye of Hie average .-hopper. II i.- iml alwa.s those who are most ,i al In I heir party I hat are rewarded for I hi-i i- failhi'iilness, no mailer if be is en I il led l ,-uch reward. Some people are born lucky, aiiirthe lucky fellow.- arc I hose vv.ho do I he ea si when I lie part ies are in hall le array for I he reigns of government. :o: Congress met Monday. This is perhaps the last session for many of the "lame ducks'' who were defeated for re-election last fall, I nch- Jor Cannon among them. Thirly-six years is long enough for any man to serve in Press, and I'ncle Joe is old enough to quit anyway. :o: Judge Heece, chief jusl ice of the supreme court, is reported to have said thai he is unable to decipher just what the biennial election amendment means. It certainly is a great puzzle when the chief justice of .Nebraska is unable lo figure il. out. II, is meant really that there will be no election next fall. --o:- There may or may not be a beef trust. There probably is, and it undoubtedly has its effect in keep ing up prices. Hut the real trouble, says the Lincoln Star, is Ihe scarcity of beef. It gels pro portionately, scarcer every year, and vvijl continue lo do so until Ihe farmers take to raising beef callle as they did half a century ago. . THS SZCHST TERROR. The haunt ing fear of sickness and helplessness js Hie secret ter ror nil he working man. He all h i- hi- capital. Kidney diseases sap a man's strength and vitality. They lessen his earning capacity. Foley Kidney Pills bring back health and strength by healing the disease. They are I lie best medi cine made for kidney and bladder troubles. The genuine are in the yellow package. Kefnse any sub stitute. For sale hv F. (i. Fricko & Co. Farm for Sale. 135-acro farm, four miles from town, between 50 and CO acres under plow, 7 acres hay land, bal ance pasture. Running water. Seven-room house and other im provements. Inquire at the oflice of Rawls & Robertson. 10-10-1 f-wklv Often uttered INDISCRIMINATE PRICES ARE QUOTED ONLY ON INDISCRIMINATE FLOUR -Gooch's Best Flour- Has a Definite Price, a Definite Quality and a Definite Value ASK YOUR NEIGHBOR FOR SALE BY A. W. White, Plattsmouth A. G. Bach & Co., Plattsmouth W. T. Richardson & Co., Mynard. Neb. : Hiatt & Tutt, Murray, Neb. Mrs. Ruth Thomson, Cedar Creek, Neb. I For FOlt SALE About 30,000 acres in Louisiana lands, on main line of K. C. Southern railroad, almost level, just rollling enough for drainaae. Adapted to dairying and all kinds of crops, including fruits. The price of this land will average only S 12.00 pee acre, ac- i cording to location and distance J from town. Terms: One-third cash, balance one to live vears. .Nine men out of ten who go to see tlie-e lands purchase. Special car from Omaha every Tuesday after noon al i :a7. via Burlington. Call or write for part iculars. (nvcstmsni and Loan Co. Plattsmouth, Nebraska Wood Wanted. Those of our subscribers who desire to pay their subscriptions in wood are requested to bring it in before the roads get bad, as we desire to place it in the dry. Come in with it, boys, right away. The Journal for Calling Cards. Bought and Sold ON COMMISSION! Insurance Placed in Best Ccmpanies! Farm Loans and Rental Agency Virgil Mullis ROBERT WILKINSON DUNBAR L.J. HALL UNION Wilkinson & Hall -AUCTIONEERS- The holding of successful sales is our line. Our interests are with the seller when it comes to getting every dollar your property is worth. For open dates address or call either of us at our expense by phone. Dates can be made at '.he Journal office. WILKINSON & HALL Never Bettered Real Estate