-The Plattsmouth Journal - f i Published Seml-Weeklj at Plattsmoulh, Nebraska CZD R. A. DATES, Publisher. Entered at the Postolfice at Plattsmouth, Nebraaka, as second-class matter. $LSO PER YEAR IN ADVANCE .J. THOUGHT FOR TODAY. ! t J Sham tipl iiiiism is really a ! J more heartless doctrine lo ! I- preach I hail even an cxag- J geraled pessimism the 1 at J tcr leaves inn1 at least on ! J the safe side. Thomas ! j. Hardy. I .HM-H"MMH-MMM"H :': "Is it hot enough for you?" I)on't shoot. :o: A little rain on the side would In; a god-send to the farmers of this section. :o: Money makes a noise so the hen has plenty of reason for cackling' when she lays an egg. :o: A friend of the Journal, upon lieing asked last Saturday which parly he belonged to, replied: "I don't know; the jury is still out." The democrats have no right to call Itoosevelt a dictator so long a.- they siilnnit to dictations on one-man power in their own party. :o: Pawl Clark has heroine awful Kood toward the common people since he hecame a candidate for congress, hut just wait till tho campaign opens in earnest and his past record heroines public properly. His bolting Taft ia nothing compared to it. ;o: The postmaster general has fcindly granted permission for mail carriers to deliver in auto mobiles. "Now, if he will take one more step and provide the auto mobiles with a chauffeur, the rural route carriers in Cass coun ly will be supremely happy. :o : ieorge V. Norris, republican nominee for United States sen ator, has declared himself for Iloosevelt. Now, what do you sup pose the Taftifes will do with Ii i in ? lie would have been up against it, anyway, with ex-(!ov-crnor Shallenherger on his trail, tint now boiling Taft'n nomina tion, he might Just as well quit I ho race. ::- There will lie no paper issued from this olllce July . i next Thursday. The Semi-Weekly will he printed Wednesday night. If then1 are any special notices you desire printed or special adver tising you want in either daily or weekly you must have it in the olllee by Wednesday noon. Please remember this and govern your self accordingly. :o : (lovernor Ahlrich came out of I he political woods Saturday aft cmoon, just a week following the adjournment of (lie Chicago con vention, with a statement that he favors the policies advocated by Theodore Roosevelt and conclud ing with the declaration, "I am for him still." Then Aldrich is i bolter from the regular repub lican convention. The editor of the Grand Island Independent, in last Monday's is sue, said: "Speaking only for ourselves, the Independent is a republican paper and will not knowingly join the secessionists Jit any stage ' of the gamo, especially since it has becomo more firmly convinced than ever, in view or ex-President rtoose nelt's violent temper of tho past Jew weeks, that the unwritten law ;against a third term is about as. irood a law just now as any that Sias been written." Paul Clark is a bolter of the first, wafer. Taft was nominated in the regular republican conven tion, and when the Itoosevelt forces pulled out of that conven tion and organized another, they bolted the regular convention, of course. Paul Clark thinks the Taft followers will support him. Hut just wait and see how beauti fully the great ex-corporation laborer will "get it in the neck" next. November. :o: We ask for information. Why was the two-thirds rule ever adopted in making nominations in the democratic national con vention? One of the cardinal principles of the democratic party has been ever since we can re member, "Let the majority rule." Champ Clark had a majority over all opposing candidates in the Hall imore convention for several ballots, and according to the principles of democracy is by lights the democratic nominee lor president. . :o: Governor Aldrich is the most lislressed republican in Nebraska today. He sees the handwriting on me wall, "Dereall The Talliles know that he is one of I lie seven governors w ho are to blame for Hie disruption of the republican party. If he had re mained at home, attending to his duties as the chief executive of Nebraska, instead of going to Oyster Hay with a few other gov ernors and insisting on Iloosevelt coming out for president, matters might have beenbeltcr in the re publican ranks. Hut tho gov ernor was after saving' his own bacon with Itoosevelt as the re publican candidate for president. Now he is endeavoring to ride in both I he' Taft and Iloosevelt band wagons. Hut the Taft fellows won't have it that way. :o: Champ Clark may be defeated for the democrat ie nomination for president through the machina tion of professed friends, but he will still stand head and shoulders above those who entered the plot to defeat him, after he had re ceived a majority of the delegates of (lie Halt imore convention for several ballots. His past record fully demonstrates to the demo crats of this great country that hj has always been true to the very sacred principles of democracy, and bis sixteen years in congress is sulllcient proof of these asser tions. No man ever before in this country was elected speaker with out opposition for the dis tinguished honor in his own parly. Champ Clark has grown old in the cause of democracy and it is a great shame that he should he treated the way ho has been by professed friends. Hut you can't keep a good man down mark that! :o:- Ignorant partisanship usually exposes itself. Here comes the Pawnee Republican with the astonishing statement that "tho record shows that Mr. Morehead opposed the initiative and refer endum movement in the com mittee of the whole, where the real work on bills is done." The humor of this will be" appreciated by those who understand this committee of the whole business. The g. o. p. press bureau is work ing overtime trying lo discredit Morehead's record on the in itiative and referendum move ment. It may succeed in deceiv ing those who dearly love to bo deceived, but it will not deceive people who want to know the facts. We defy the Pawnee Re publican, or any oilier newspaper, no matter what its politics, to put its editorial linger upon one line or word in the senate record to show that John II. Morehead op posed the initiative and referen dum. We defy it, or all of them, lo show by the printed record that Morehead offered a single amend ment to the bill. We defy them to successfully deny that Morehead favored the bill, voted for it and stood by it from start to finish. Will Maupin's Weekly. A bolter is one who refuses to support the regular nominee of his parly. Then what are Aldrich and Paul Clark? :o: Those young ladies who failed lo become June brides are doubt less convinced that another month will do just as well. :o: A Texas editor says he has read the Congressional Record . con stantly for more than two years. If he keeps it up a year or two longer he may attract the atten tion of the Carnegie hero com mission. :o: Oou't get sore because you fail to get your choice at Halti inore. He will be the choice of I he convention and a reliable democrat. He will be elected, and in this manner we will be able to examine the books at Washington. :o: The council- done the best nil! Ill's work they ever did when I hey purchased a street sweeper. The Journal has been howling for a machine of this kind for over five years and at, last our labors has e been rewarded. :o: President. Taft is a "yellow log," according to the great and lofty governor of Nebraska. He will find that many republicans disagree with him by the time election day rolls around. Aid rich may be the "yellow dog" by that lime. :o: It is rumored that the telephone company expects to advateij" the rate on 'phones. In other towns people have protested against the raise, and the people of Platts mouth should do the same. There is no use "hogging" people be cause they simply can. :o: The Lincoln News says ex-Governor Shallenherger is a side stepper. Now, this is something liko the "kettle calling the pot black." There never was a more complete side-stepper in Ne braska than the fellow who writes the editorials for the News. :o: In answer to Mr. Bryan's charges that Speaker Clark was in league with unhealthy political interests congress Monday unanimously voted full confidence in Mr. Clark, "regardless of political alllliations." The resolu tion was adopted with a great burst of applauso on "both sides of the house. This shows how Champ Clark stands with the truo representatives of the people :o: In a public meeting held on the slate house grounds in Lincoln Sunday evening, by all the churches, Governor Aldrich was one of the speakers and alluded lo President Taft as a "yellow dog." This utterance created quito a sensation, but not so much of a sensation as will bo created on the morning after tho election, when tho little governor will find that ho has been "snowed under" by about 20,000 majority. :o: President Taft was denounced in the United Stales senate Mon day by Senator Works of Cali fornia, because he was nominated at Chicago. Tho contract between Taft and Roosevelt, ho said, was an "unexampled spectacle." Sen ator Works does not favor a new party, but says he will not sup port Taft. Hut what is ho going to do? It is either Taft, Roose velt or the nominee of tho Halti- moro convention. Harmony is a splendid watch-' word when properly used in politics. The nominees of the Kaltimore convention should re ceive the united support of every! democrat in the state of Nebraska. ! There should be no soreness among democrats. We can't have our way all the time. The slamiard-bearer will be a man all can support, and all should unite with one whool and hurrah, pull oil our coats and wade in for vict ory in November. Harmony with in the ranks of the democratic party is half the battle, and this of all years harmony should reign supreme. :'o : Many Lincoln republicans censure Aldrich for his reference to President Taft as a "yellow dog," Sunday evening. One man was heard to say: "I intended to vote for Governor Aldrich, but when he, as the governor of a great state, has no more respect for the president than to allude to him as a yellow dog he can't have my vote." Another man said: "I do not like Taft and do not ex pect to vote for him, but I think no man in the position of the gov ernor has any right lo speak of him in the way he did. It is ut terly out of place at this meeting, and out of place anyhow." "I wonder , if Aldrich expects that such remarks will get him votes," remarked another man. The Wahoo Democrat jumps all over those newspaper publishers w ho do not agree with the fellows who want to spend $50,000 state funds to advertise Nebraska. Why not blame the editorial booster, who is always shouting for an appropriation? Advertising is a legitimate subject of resolution and discussion by the editorial association of course, but a state appropriation is not an advertis ing proposition. We hope Bro. Ludi will, be patient with us brethren who are not always able lo attend association meetings to defend ourselves and the stale treasury. -- Hastings Democrat. The same down here. ' Those' who attended the meeting may have voted intelligently on the proposed appropriation, but there arc some who might have voted in the negative. Nebraska City News. There are a few fellows in the press association who want to be the "whole cheese" in shaping matters, and among them arc several who have had nothing to do with the newspaper business for years, but are simply mem bers to gel their clutches on some soft job, and (he easier the job the belter pleased they will be. Deadbeats of that character should not be allowed in the as sociation. They don't have any right to mingle in a body of reg ular newspaper men. :o: Mrs. Fred Egenberger and chil dren, John, Charles and Helen, departed for Denver and Colorado Springs, where they will spend two mouths. Mr. Egenberger ac companied his family as far as Omaha on their journey. OR Norman Grccdor, Graduate Vetineary Surgeon (Formerly with U. S. Department Agriculture) Licensed by Nebraska State Board Calls Answered Promptly Thone 378 White, Plattsmouth GAV.GIimSWISSER THE Live Stock Dealer Nehawka, Nebraska is ready to make you the most liberal offer on anything you have for sale in the stock line. Get His Prices Before Selling iTheScliemersj A Case Where the Little God Cupid Takes a Hand By CLARISSA MACKIE The piazza of the summer hotel whs flecked with white and colored gowns relieved here and there by the more somber hues of men's garments. At Sen hurst there was a proportion of one male guest lo every seventeen of the opposite sex. Polly Skhiuer had All ured it out on the back of a picture postcard she had Just received from Dick YVestford who should have been there If he had uot loved the Maine woods better. "Tbiiil: of his Impudence!" complain ed Polly to a group of her friends In a corner of the piazza. "I wrote to him that it was lovely down here on Mlzzeu island, and he merely sends this kodak postal showing himself sitting around a camp Hre with half a dozen perfect ly stunning looking men. nil wearing fin n n el shirts and looking contented and hnpp.v, without a single girl In sight."' She passed the cnnl nroiind for inspection. "I suppose everything ia very messy there." remarked Rell Sears after a ensual glance at the pictured group. Ella Frond tin In need her slender form on the piazza railing and looked pettishly over toward a group of mar ried women, whose husbands sat In tnmed submission near by reading the morning papers. Polly was figuring rapidly on the postal card Dick Westford had sent, and It was -then that she announced her statistical figures. "Just fancy, girls; there's Just one man to every seventeen women In this hotel!" "Did you count in Hilly Plnckney?" "Of course I did." laughed Polly. "Well, he hardly counts, ho Is so glrly," complained Lily Deane. "lie actually asked me to show him how to embroider, said he'd always want ed to try It. It looked so fascinating." "What did yon say?" "I promised to give him a lesson this morning. And here he comes now. the liore!" Lily looked up and smiled In sweet contradiction as Hilly Plnckney drew near. lie was a soft looking youth with pale hnlr, n long nose and kitfenlsa manners. Ills clothes were remarka ble for their color bnrmonles and their variety. Now he was wearing a suit of pale blue flannel with shirt to match and a ring on one1 white hand with a turquoise mink deep In the gold. He was a dream in blue. "Ah. Mlsa Lily." ho murmured gent ly, with a significant glance around the group of maidens, "we have an en gagement to sit on the beach. I be lieve?" "Certainly, Mr. Plnckney. Excuse me. girls." And Lily dropped her em broidery In her silken bag. slung the ribbons over her arm nnd departed toward the snndy bench. The Ave remaining girls wntcbed the couple out of sight, and then they exchanged glances. "We have come to this pass," said Polly solemnly, "when even the atten tions of Billy. Plnckney are looked on with envy. Nay, don't expostulate, girlies. I feel that way myself. I'd rather go walking with Billy and lis ten to his Inanities and shudder at his lavender and pale blue flannels than to sit here and gossip with you! There, don't you all feel the same way? All in favor say aye." "Aye!" they shrieked in chorus. "We are desperate. Some One day Billy Plnckney will propose to one of us, as is his habit, nnd through sheor ennui one of us will accept him." "Ugh!" shuddered Bell, with a glance over her shoulder at a talkative group of elderly women. "Imagine having Mrs. Plnckney for a mother-in-law!" "Don't worry," laughed Amy Wrenn from the hammock. "Mrs. Plnckney would never permit It to go as far as that" "How could she stop It?" asked Bell. "Trust her cleverness. She wouldn't make a big fuss and bother over the engagement oh, no! She'd be perfect ly sweet and lovely und all that, but she would Invite a whole lot of men down here to cut Billy out. She knows be wouldn't stand a chance beside any other man." declared Amy contemptu ously. "Why not do It?" asked Polly coolly. "Do what?" "One of us become engaged to Billy, or, at least, all of ns pay him so much attention that Mrs. Plnckney will be come alarmed and send for help of some sort I wonder what she would really do?" Polly's cheeks were pink with mischievous excitement "She would communicate with Billy's nearest mnlerelatlveand-mercy!" Amy Wrenn suddenly sat up straight and beckoned bcr four companions to a secret conference. When the heads were close together she whispered. "Did you know that Dick Westford was Billy's own cousin and the near est male relative as well as the finan cial agent and confidential adviser of the Widow Plnckney and her fair son?" "No." cried Bell, smothering a desire to laugh. "Yes," asserted Amy. with a glance at Polly's flaming checks. "If Mrs. Plnckney sends for Dick be may come and bring all of bis friends to put us to rout" "Oh, Joy!" murmured Ella Frond, and the other girls echoed her words. Only Polly Skinner was quite silent She didn't object to the scheme, for she knew that Billy Plnckney was Immune from real seutiment. for !io was the son of his mother, and Mrs. Pincktiey was as cold and unsynipatle Me as a block of marble. And Polly did want Dick Vestford to come, only somehow she'd rather he came because he wanted to be there with lier mid not because Mrs. Piuck ney sent for him. Still. It was taking a long chance on Mrs. Plnckney sending for Dick West ford. but the plan was worth trying, for Senburst was deadly dull without any men around. For n week there was plenty of ex citement at the Seahurst hotel. To be gin with, our five girls completely monopolized Billy Plnckney and show ered so much undivided attentiou upon the pale youth that his bend was quite turned "I'm the whole cheese here," he grin, ned to bis adoring mother one evening, and that horrified lady put up ber lor gnette and stared at hini. "William, my son," she gasped, "nev er, never use such language In my presence again. As for receiving atten tion from the girls in this house, you mustn't take it seriously, for remem ber you are the only man here at pres ent" Billy was silent. Ills mother's Insin uation stung him to the quick. He would prove to ber that It was him self and uot his sex that attracted, lie would pick out one girl, and that girl would be the prettiest and the wit tiest and the one be liked best. It would be Polly Skinner. Thereafter tho group of schemers found their plans taken out of their bands by no less u person than Billy himself. He would have none of them except Polly, and Polly was sacrificed upon the altar for their general good. "I heard Mrs. Plnckney say last night that there was safety In numbers," re marked Relle Senrs. "Somebody had spoken of Billy's sudden popularity boom." "So I'm to be the burnt offering?" de manded Polly Indignantly. "Why. I like him less than any of you do." "You're a sun burnt offering, and you look like a dear. Run along, honey; there's your Billy waiting for you. All he needs Is n pink parasol to become a pink dream!" laughed Ella, giving Pol ly a push toward the waiting cavalier. Polly went. The next day Billy Plnckney shocked his mother by announcing that be wanted to marry Polly Skinner and if he couldn't he would Just as soon die as not "Have you asked her, dear?" falter ed Mrs. Plnckney. "Not yet. mother, but I'm going to tonight." be declared, thankful that she had not objected more strenuously. "Promise me one thing. William." she said solemnly. "Walt Just one week; before you ask Polly Skinner to marry you." "Why?" he demanded Impatiently. "Because I ask It of you." "All right. I promise, but I shan't change my mind," he threatened as be left the room. Mrs. Plnckney smiled, because she had lived with Billy for many years and knew him to be impressionable. Almost any other of the girls would have done for Billy, and she might have reluctantly submitted, for alt were well to do save Polly Skinner. Billy must have a rich wife. She drew a sheet of note paper be fore ber and wrote to Dick Westford. She mentioned Polly Skinner's name. She marked the envelope 'Please for ward," and she attached a special de livery stamp. She mailed it Immedi ately nnd sat down to wait for Dick's coming. There was a whole week be fore Billy's promise would become null and void. Three days afterward the five con spirators were sitting In their accus tomed corner of the hotel piazza. "Where has Billy been today?" ask ed Ella Frond, stifling a yawn. "I haven't seen him tagging after you, Polly. Have you sent him away?" "Not I." declared Poily. watching the approaching hotel bus with wistful eyes. "I went for a solitary walk this morning and surprised him walking with the pretty chambermaid from our floor. lie was helping her carry a basket of linen to the band laundry across the field." "Billy Plnckney!" shrieked her com panions In chorus. Polly nodded. "After all our time and trouble." she sighed. The hotel bus was loaded with pas sengers from the 8 o'clock train. The married women buzzed forward to greet their husbands; the unmarried women looked wistfully at the mass of blue serge and groy tweed elbows that projected from the crowded vehicle. The men strennied out from the bus. There were mnny more than usual The girls grew Interested. Polly Skin, ner's eyes widened and looked like Mars. The biggest and tallest of the Invading army was Dick Westford. The ot'.ter girls recognized him at vha same moment. "Our scheme has worked." whispered Ella Frond. "lie has brought all the campers," squealed Amy Wrenn. "Ob. Joy!" murmured Bell Sears. "Ah." breathed Lily Deane. "one apiece!" Just before dinner Dick Westford came to Polly and caught her In a dim corner of the piazza. lie took both ber bands In bis and looked Into ber eyes. "I love you. Polly." he said simply and truthfully. "I'm glad. Dick." said Polly softly. And they never gave a thought to Billy Plnckney. who at that very mo ment was eloping with the pretty chambermaid.