-The Piattsmouth Journal - dZD Published Semi-Weekly at Piattsmouth, Ntbraska CZ3 R. A. GATES, Publisher. Entered at the Poatoifice at Piattsmouth, Nebraska, as second-class matter. $1.50 PER YEAR IN ADVANCE .HH'!HIVHj LITE'S STORY. l is I he .-nr of 'e Want ails laily tell, The lifi- of I he people Wlleeer lhe dwell Of I heir needs, of I heir .J. for ! hopes, Of Ihe struggle liread All I old in I he 1 i ur ads, If twixl (lie lines reai :o: Attend the Fourth of July moling at (lie council chamber to jiight. :o: Lillian Russell, who has had four husbands, has just addeil Moon; to the list,. :o: Have you got your lly-swatler 'ready? The great, pests an1 coming on apace. :o: 'Mm "hoi. old time in Chicago" will begin in earnest tomorrow ami coul inue all week. Some good comes from every agitation; roads, y i u i must ac knowledge, ace much better than they were a few years ago. Leading aiilninobilisl s desire the municipal board to curb the law-breaking automobile scorch ers. Would im. an ordinary club be better than a board? ;o : "Women are divided into two classes." said a Plallsinoulh dressmaker (lie other day, "those . . i . i i i , ... woo are dying io no iat ami those who are crazy to be thin.'' ' :o: Taft. is fielding pretty well in Chicago, but Ihe chances are that Ihe umpire will Ik mobbed before the game is finished. The man ager of the big stick is now on .the ground. :o ; "The vital thing in Ihe coal situation" is being discussed. We should consider $8.75 a ton the most vital thing In that situation, especially when the good old coal bin is empty. :o: It would be a good idea for the night police to cast bis optics oc casionally in the direction of the residence section. There lias been some prowling around during the night nnd early morning recently. There is no denying Ihe fact that Ihe grafters who have been stealing Ihe common people of this country blind for many years through high protection, are the principal supporters of Teddy Roosevelt at Chicago. :o: Teddy has arrived in Chicago, but seemed cooled down consider ably ever since he left Oyster Hay. Roosevelt does not own Hie Unit ed States et awhile, and the longer ho lives the more lie will learn that there is plenty of is aide men in this country as ho is. :o: A merchant in Hiawatha ad vertises as follows: "Our ad vertising hill ttiis month will be upward of $:tO(l and it is the best investment we ever made. Come in ami see us. Let's get acquaint ed, and stay acquainted." :o: The democrats should be ready for a thorough organization of the party in Nebraska as soon as the Italtimore convention is over. There is no use waiting longer. The earlier wo get at it tho more thorough and effective, the or ganization becomes. :o: Wo aro informed that a certain postmaster, not a hundred miles l'lattsmoulh, had a Roose- M'lt badge mi his coat while at t i n J i 11 tin' posl masters' ronven 1 it m in Lincoln last week. It hasn't licen many weeks hiioo ho was shouting fur Tuft. Of all sorts of politician the turn-coat is the most delostible. A neatly mown lawn looks good, hut the hammock looks better. :o : Some hot, "growing" weather for the corn is what is wanted right now. :o: W. J. liryan is enjoying him self in Chicago this week in the rapacity of reporter. :o: It is said that a dollar bill car ries as many germs as a 11 y. It is harder to swat, too. :o: Have we a board of health in Plaltsinniilli? If we have it is about time for them to be up and doing something. :o: The paramount puzzle with Ihe revenue boodlors just now in Chi cago is which way to nour 'las-.es. onto Millie's liread, or that of Teddy's bread. In view of the unwillingness to move, always shown by the ten ants of the While house, if would seem as if I'ncle Sam ought to be able lo charge a higher rent. :o; When you see a reporter ap proaching, please bear in mind that the saying, "I don't know anyiinng and am glad of it, is a great big chestnut. . '. :o: We never did believe in re calling court judges, but we must say, after looking at some de cisions, we think such a measure would be juslilled in some in stances. :o: The trusts are more than well represented in Chicago this week, and it is needless to say that they are unanimous for Teddy. They evidently "know on which side their bread is buttered." :o: The presidential election year may 1m; bad for business general ly, but it evidently has no dis astrous effects on the strawberry prop. As between politics and strawberries, pass the cream, please. ;o: Always be bolh courteous and posilive in your dealings with men. Don't be one thing to the back of a man and quite a dif ferent thing when you are fare to lace with him. You can't conceal such actions long. And when you are found out it makes you con temptible in the sight of all men. :o: Kvery interested man will have his ears close to the ground the balance of the week to hear the roar of the artillery at Chicago. The skirmishing began a few days since and promises to wind up in one of the hottest, and most hitler contests ever waged in this great country. :o: Nebraska's wheat crop refuses to be killed. Where pessimists were predicting less Hum a half crop in certain sections, timely rains have so changed conditions that the yield will be up to three fourths of normal or better. In most sections of the state, how ever, the yield promises to be 100 per cent or better. Omaha Trade Exhibit. :o: As a rule, tho boss who has the authority to hire has the right to lire. If the majority is to be trusted with the privilege of giv ing a judge a job, it is equally reasonable to tru?l the majority with the right to dismiss thai judge at any time that employing majority thinks it has reason enough for such action. "It's a poor rule that won't work both vas," and it's a poor way that won't work for the betterment of both sides. :o : Prospects for a democratic na tional victory grow brighter as the days go by. Should Rooc vell meet defeat at Chicago and head a bolting ticket, (be repub licans could not hope to win in a three-cornered light, and with Taft Ihe lone candidate, any democrat who now seems likely to secure the nomination could de feat him. :o: When you are approached by persons begging for help for a church in another town, tell them explicitly that we have churches of our own that need all the help that you are able to give for that purpose. This city seems to be an excellent place for those kind of people. In some instances they are all right, but there are numerous impostors among them. :o: The city authorities should lake some action In regard to culling the weeds along tin; side walks. If it is fne city's duly let someone get at. it right away, and if it is compulsory on the part, of Ihe properly owners, Hie city authorities should force them to no ine worn. e win iiiiilouiiied ly soon have some very hot weather, and high weeds breeds Hies and all older sorts of in sects. At all hazards u weeds should be cut down and removed, and right now is Ihe time to do it. :o: We will soon know who the democrats will nominate at Italtimore, and that nomination depends a great deal upon his popularity, ability and standing with the masses of the party in every section of the country. While the Journal believe that Champ Clark fills the bill in every particular and would delight in his nomination, if he fails we are for the successful man. We are a democrat, and never did have any use for a bolter. :o: Herman I Mors, the democratic candidate for lieutenant gov ernor, is a man in whom tho peo ple of Nebraska can place explicit conlldence. The writer served with Mr. Diers In the Nebraska legislature and had an oppor tunity to judge his merits. Tho peoples' interests were his in terests in every measure that came up in the senate or house, ami more were no members in cither branch who were more faithful to the interests of his constituency than Hon. Herman biers. -:o:- Johu I. Rockefeller announces that having donated a large amount of money lo Hie Chicago university, he will now turn the institution over to the citizens of that town. He writes lo the faculty: "It is far better that the institution be supported and en dowed by the gifts of many than by a single donation." Which is also a solemn truth that ought to go thundering down the ages. Possibly, when the institution is supported by the public, some means of the freaxs who now hold professors' chairs will be elim inated. The republican parly, dominat ed and owned by the trusts, is bound to the wheel of Ihe pro tective tariff. It seeks to deceive the great mass of the people by declaring that it is this high tariff which portecls the laboring man that it keeps out the "pauper labor" of Europe, but tho eyes of the people have been opened when they have found the highly-protected industries bring ing into tho United States lo work for them this very "pauper labor." It is proof that the republican party talks with the people, but acts with the trusts. It is for the corporation every time and against the people whenever the corporation's interests are the other way. Can anvbody now eslabli.-h the fact that the republican party is safe and sane? Truly "the love of money is the root of all evil," and the repub lican party is the willow that has emaciated from the root. :o: The California delegation went to Chicago with nearly .',000 quarts of wine. That ought to help a few on the " " busi ness. :o: The next president of the Unit ed States will be nominated at Baltimore next week, and his name will be Clark, Wilson, Har mon, Foss or :o: The Journal is right up with the best of the newspapers on the latest from the Chicago conven tion and will have it every day until the convention closes. :o: A boom has been started in lialtimoro for Mayor Gaynor of New York. Well, there are worse men than Mayor flaynor who have occupied the presidential chair. :o: "The convention hall lined with policemen ready lo take charge at a moment's notice," comes from the republican convention at Chi cago. Sornettiing aw nil may be expected at any moment. :o; President Taft has vetoed the army appropriation bill, carrying a provision to legislate General Wood out of his position as chief of staff. Oeneral Wood is a wall flower soldier and one of Taft's pets. How a party can harmonize with either Taft or Roosevelt as their standard-bearer, after all the abuse that has been heaped upon one' another, is beyond our com prehension. Taft has accused Roosevelt of being corrupt in office, and Roosevelt has come back at him in the same way. The fact of the whole business is they have both been corrupt in serving the people of the greatest nation on earth. -:o:- The Italtimore convention bids fair to be one of the most peace ful affairs of a like character ever held. There wilt be wise heads from every section of the coun try to counsel with a view of nominating good and true men as standard-bearers of the demo cratic party. Champ Clark seems to he a great favorite in all sec tion, and if he is not successful his friends will be very much dis appointed, but their loyally to the party and the successful nominee will be sleadfasl and true. :o: Are the people tired of celebrat ing the Fourth of July, which should never be forgotten by the American people? It would seem so, from Ihe way the people are turning down all manner of celebrations in Cass county. So far no announcement has been made of a celebration in this county. Tho peoplo havo evident ly forgotten that there ever was a Declaration of Independence, and how our forefathers fought that we might enjoy freedom and liberty. Are the principles for which they fought dying out? :o: According to the different boosters of Roosevelt the follow ing things will be tho result of bis election as president: The railroads will get higher freight rales, the shippers will get lower ones, Ihe trusts will not be dis turbed, the independents will have things their own way, men of big business will be taken care of, every corporation olllcial will bo put in jail, tariff rates will not bo disturbed and the cost of goods will be lowered. If there is any thing that anybody wants ho has only to mention it. :o: It will soon be time to call a county convention to select dele gates to the democratic state con vention to be held at Grand Is land. At this county convention it will also be necessary to elect a new central commit tee, includ ing a chairman. Dr. J. S. Liv ingston has already served three years in this capacity, and while he has performed the duties of the position with honor to him self and credit to the party, it is not right to force it upon him an other year. And, as he does not desire himself to serve any long er, tho Journal thinks it would bo in order for the party followers to bo looking around for a suitable man for the chairmanship. We have them, but to get them to serve in this responsible position is the question. We havemitfnm is the question. Look around, friends, and see who will be the proper gentleman for the place. :o: The increased price of corn and the consequent increased cost of beef, poultry and eggs, is due to the increased use of corn in the manufacture of distilled and fer mented liquors, as well as in the manufacture of breakfast foods, according to the members of the New York Produce exchange. Sixly per cent of the L 700, 000 bushels of corn produced in this country last year is being used by the brewing and distilling establish ments, they pointed out tile other day. "More corn is being used today in Ihe manufacture of dis tilled and fermenlcd liquors than I be enlire national corn crop of twenty years ago," said a member of a produce exchange firm. "It is no wonder, considering the new uses which have been discovered for corn in Ihe, last twenty-five years, thai the price of cash corn a bushel has risen from GO to 80 cents in that period. When we complain about the increased cost of beef, poultry and other corn fed products, we forget that there are 35,000,000 people drinking liquors distilled or fermented from corn every, day." :o: Frequently we notice an Aid rich mouthpiece out in the state attempting tt) criticise Mr. More head's legislative record. They cannot find anything against his personal or public character, or question his capabilities, so they resort to the mean, low method of inuendo as to his senate records. They say he was against the initiative and referendum be cause! he was not enthusiastic for it. Mr. Morehead is not a pro nounced enthusiast on any line. He is not a loud-mouther, a horn- looter or a gallery player, but a calm, sensible, progressive man If our country friends were work- ...g ior ine goou oi too uuc, H for a good man it might mitigate j their misdeeds somewhat; other wise nit. Mr. Morehead's record will compare favorably with that of Mr. Aldrich on any line. No, skuse me. On the booze, pro fanity and sporting line, Mr. Morehead has no record no laurels to display. Lincoln Her ald. MARK TWAIN'S PROPHESY. Mark Twain was America's foremost humorist. Was he, un consciously, a prophet? Two days after Roosevelt's second term as president expired Mark Twain wrote a letter, which is now in the possesion of Walter IMiss of Hart ford, Conn. The article was first printed in the catalogue of Mark Twain's library, ami is as follows: "March 6, 1908 Astronomers assure us that the attraction of gravitation on the surface of the sun is twenty-eight times as powerful as is Ihe force on the earth's surface, and that the object which weighs 217 pounds elsewhere would weigh 6,000 pounds there. For seven years this country has lain smothering under a burden like that, the in- GOAL and We are now handling a complet ine of coal. Call and let us quote you prices for your fall and winter coal. We handle wheat, oats, com and chop of all kinds. Ind. Telephone 297 Nelson Jean & Go. cubus representing, in tho person of President Roosevelt, the dif ference between 217 pounds and 6,000. Thanks be, we got rid of this disastrous burden day before yesterday, at last. Forever? Probably not. Probably for only a brief breathing spell, wherein, under Mr. Taft, -we hay hope to get back some of our health four years. We may expect to have Mr. Roosevelt sitting on us again, with his twenty-eight times the weight of any other presi dential burden that a hostile providence could impose upon us for our sins. Our people have adored this showy eharlatan as perhaps no impostor of his brood has been adorned since the fiobl on Calf, so it is to be expected that the nation will want him back again alloc ho is done hunting oiner who animals neroicaity in Africa, with the safeguard and advertising equipment of a park of artillery and a brass band." It does not need a prophet to foretell the end right now, but it shows some discrimination on Mark Twain's part at that time. Ends Hunt for Rich Girl. Often the hunt for a rich wife ends when the man meets a wom an that uses Electric Hitters. Her strong nerves tell in a bright brain and even temper. 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The Journal office carries' all kinds of typewriter supplies. DR Herman Grecdor, Graduate Vetincary Surgeon (Formerly with U. S. Department Agriculture) Licensed by Nebraska Stale Board Calls Answered Promptly Fhone 378 White, Piattsmouth G.W, GHRISWISSER THE Live Stock Dealer Nchawka, Nebraska is ready to make you the most liberal offer on anything you have for sale in the stock line. Get Kis Prices Before Selling