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About The Plattsmouth journal. (Plattsmouth, Nebraska) 1901-current | View Entire Issue (Dec. 28, 1911)
(WW The- Plattsmouth - Journal rr-n Published Semi-Weekly at Plattsmouth, Nebraska crm R. A. BATES, Publisher. Entered at the Postoffice at l'lattsmouth, Nebraska, as second-class matter. $1.50 PER YEAR IN ADVANCE And I ho next day it snowed. :o: Did you enjoy a "Merry Christ- mas?' :o: flie high nasi of wood and coal i w-a-days is a burning shame. :o: The new congressman, like the j bumblebee, is often biggest when , hutched. -:o:- Orily a few days in which to make up your mind about that good resolution for 1!M2. :o: Jury brining should cease or the lawyers will Hud it. dillieult to ac quire their usual liberal slice. The tortoise used to be con sidered the, synonym of slowness, but that was before they set out Ko jail tin! packers. "Teddy calls on the president." That settles it. Teddy will not he a candidate, only ho far as to help ml, the nomination of Tuft. "Vic llosewater visits Taft and 'assures him thai lift will curry Ne braska." That was probably be fore the grand Taft convention fizzle at Lincoln. :o: The Christinas Irado in Plalls tiouth was much belter than lasl year. It is a fact, however, that Ihe advertising merchants din mast of I he husintss. :o: Kx-Senalor Clark of Montana ... . says that, liarinou is tne onlyi democrat thai can defeat Roose velt if he is nominated. And Clark ii a prclly good politician. It is now intimated that Roose velt may receive the support of Wall street fo:- president. Next we shall learn I hat Anthony Com toek has carried hull. :o :- There are but two candidates that stand the least show of re reiving I he democratic, nomina tion for president Wilson and Harmon and either one will suit the Journal. -:o:- The. wreck of the battleship Maine is to be broken up into pieces and given as mementoes to the cities and patriotic societies of the United States. "Hemember rhe Maine" is now assured. ' - :o :- There can no longer lie any doubt that, Cliina has awakened and become progressive. The American cigarette is succeeding the opium pipe and there is one bar in Shanghai 127 feet long. :o:- "Ik Iloosevetl avoiding Tuft?" Nol much, Mary Ann! Neither is Taft avoiding Hoosevell . Hut just put it down in the front of your ID 12 day book that, Teddy will do all in his power to re-nominale Tall. :o: Christmas passed mn'elly in Plattsmouth. was duly celebrated oil' very The day in true Christmas spirit in partaking of fine turkey, chicken, goose or duck at I lie old home, surrounded by Mieir family ties. :o: We have known Champ Clark ever since he entered the Mis souri legislature in 1888. We have always had the greatest, ad miration for him and can readily support him for president, but we hellovc he is making a groat inis takfl In allowing the use of his HWfi for IhM. pOHidon. I Senator La Follette says lie will ! soon devole one week of his lime to his presidential candidacy. -:o: 'Fanners will use dynamite." This it should he understood, is not any extension of the Mc Namara plot, hut the adoption by the farmers of an up-to-date niel hod of preparing I he soil for planting. ;o:- A Chicago woman has a scheme Cor having divorced women wear a ring on the little linger. It would be a shame if they failed to gel into smart society merely because their qualifications were not generally known. :o: A Kansas prisoner weighing V'.'O pounds wriggled through "a hole twelve inches square arid escaped. And yet there are some persons who insist on not believ ing I he camel-through-eye-of-needle story. :o: . "Another reason why women should do (he proposing," says a Boston lecturer, "is that they are gelling better educated than the men, and therefore will select more intelligent ly." Hut what has education got to do with court ing? :o:- The Chicago meal packers are at last facing a jury on charges of criminally violating Hie anti trust laws. They put it oil', how ever, nine years through technical lli'l 1 1 it 1 1 1'til'i ii Cr ltir llwitu I ii (ii mi If """" "' ,"'" " lain nroof is needed Ihnl lech. ... nieaiilies mav le used to su overt, the purposes of the law, it can be found in this one case alone. :o: When one looks upon the happy little hearts on Christmas morn ing lo see how they enjoy the presents from Old Santa, it makes the old man almost wish he were a child again. Christmas is truly intended for Ihe children, yet the long established custom of giv ing and receiving present is still so prevalent thai if grown people do not receive a present Christ mas appears a dull one for him. North Dakota will afford the in the campaign for presidential candidates next year. A direct primary election will be held in that state March 19, and under the law each voter will express his llrst and second choice for his party candidate for president. Nebraska will express the will of Ihe voters on the same qncslion one month later Tuesday, llrst real test of public sentiment pril 17. It would be a good thing for a few knockers here in Plattsmouth lo resolve lo cease Iheir avocation with Ihe advent of the New Year. Hut, of course, it would be almost impossible for them lo do so. They have got no used lo knocking on everything that is proposed for the benelll of the (own. They might enjoy heller health if they would lurn over a new leaf with the dawn of 1!H2. - :o ; As soon as John Yeiser had tiled that fake Hoosevell candidacy for president, his political caplain, Victor llosewater, fell instilled in again assuring the president that the state will send a Taft delega tion to the national convention. Hut if Theodore Hoosevell can draw any more votes away from a Follette than lie will from Taft, the intelligence of Nebraska has been vastly over-rated by the oansus men. Lincoln Star. Th Arnold Massag Vibrator removes Wrinkles, Crowsfeet, Pimples and all Irregularities. V -TV 7 Correcting the Hip ) Olieslty. reduces fat formations. V" BtrenpthenH the Spine, Cures HheumatMm. Pioinnrh and Bowel Troubles. After Bhnvlnff Mnks Hkln Hoft and Vol vv. relieves sore- Dont' forget lion. lat good resolu- :o: The "Hack lo the Farm" move ment does not seem to be very popular in Nebraska. :o : Congress may suggest lo President Taft that the best lime to take progressive tarilT legisla tion is when he can gel it. :o: Detective Hums may have got the McNamaras, but could he go j into school and llnd out who "frew j dat apple looking?" when teacher wasn't , -:o: Two million dollars annually from Ihe government for a period of ten years will put the banks of the Old Missouri in a perfect solvent condition. :o: What the housewives want to know is how much more they have got to pay for meat lo settle the lawyers' bills for keeping the packers out of jail. :o: The Y. M. C. A. fund is crawling up. It has now over-reached the $1,000 mark, and it is now an al most nssurred fact that, the full amount will be raised. :o: The cases against the indicted beef packers in Chicago have been pending eight years, notwith standing that three of the de fendants are named Swift. :o The suffragettes advise women to practice throwing stones straight, but for some time at least we would choose lo be Ihe large! rather than the instructor. Fx-(iovernor Shallenberger is now a full-Hedged candidate for I'niti'd Stales senator, having Hied with Ihe secretary of state and paid the $"i0 fee for so doing. :o: Politics is blamed for the bad water furnished in Lincoln, which .resulted in some sort of an epi demic. Well, politics are lo blame for a good many bad things about Lincoln. :o: A few more days and then leap year. If you don't want to get married, boys, you had better learn to sidestep. The girls have the right to do the proposing act in 1012. It X It -.f "f. ft. ? Jr - , -.: " i v, fciwiiJtUe V-'.' ".'.r,'. - fa Msage for Weak and Lame Back, strengthens the Spine. Is it worth anything to ycu to havo perfect health? Five in nutea a day wit i an AROLpJ4AS- SA GE Vi D HATOR is all h a : is wg.-gssary. There la nothing In life bo important bs a healthy, vigorous, well kept body, full of life, strength an.l am bition. If the lungs, heart, nerves and every vital organ of the body are kept in uniform strength, there Is no need for drugs or medicine. Arnold Mnesnge Vibrator is Invaluable in th-3 home. For pcor circulation, ailments of the nervea, brain, heart and vital or, ana; rheumatic, neuralgia anl para lytic affections Produces health. si.rinth, vigor and vitality. Able your physician about the Arnold Mas sage Vibrator. ln Km excessive Eelng demoiiBtr-i.id this "Mxuibulevs ct Arnold Moflinso Vlbr.-.tors." ;;25 flo. Uth fit., Onir.ha, Neb. Tolpjihone, Douslnn HZOX Gut of town jicop'.o write for froo 80 paje boeklet. Keeps the Hntr and Scalp healthy, prevents Baldness, Dandruff, etc. The primary election is only a little over thee months off and no move has even been made lo or ganize Ihe democratic party in this stale. What's the matter, anyway? Taft is Ihe only person entitled lo send special messages to con gress. This doesn't feaze Teddy, however. He writes his rip-roaring messages as usual, but sends them lo the Outlook. :o: The government savs naval elliciency would be promoted by silling I luce navy yards. The politicians will say that this will impair their elliciency in carrying the next, caucuses. :o:- The New York police advise women to carry money in their stockings. This is secure, but we fear it would arouse too keen curiosity among the men in methods of safe deposit. :o: While there may bo lots of trouble to get anyone to take Sherman's place as vice president, it would bo inhuman to compel any man to sit around doing noth ing for more than four years. :o: There is much opposition to arbitration on the ground of na tional honor, it having been set tled long ago that the way to settle a dispute honorably is to create a new lot of widows and orphans. :o: The complaint is frequently made t lint there are no ruins in this country to attract tourists. Hut most of our graft-ridden cities are pulling up buildings that promise lo supply. Ibis de niand in a few years. :o: Congressman I.obeck of Omaha has certainly hit upon' a new and unique idea of keeping himself in remembrance by Ihe school chil dren of Ihe Second congressional district. He sent out from Wash ington over 5,000 Christmas cards to school children of his district, lie has hit the right spot with the children. :o : A Chicago minister has formu lated a list of commandments which he says all women should obey. A number of Chicago wom en in reply have catalogued a list of commandments which they in- Massage for the Face, Neck and Bust Massngo Noises, etc. week by st:-y Cures Weak and Lame Back, Lumbago, ticlatica and Khsu matlsm. sist ministers should obey. Just this observation: It is mighty easy to make rules for somebody else to follow. :o: The impression seems to pre vail in various sections of Ne braska that the now acting lieutenant governor of Nebraska is the proper man for the demo- crats to nominate for governor, He is a self-made man and has mnile overv rli il t:i r ho nnis;uia liv i honest pursuits. Ho is able, con scientious and possesses all the retpiirenienls necessary to make an honest, etllcient and faithful chief executive of the slate. His name is Hon. John II. Morehead of Falls City. -:o: It would appear from Ihe num ber of democratic candidates an nounced for governor that they feel almost positive that Nebraska will go democratic next fall. We never did believe in "counting chickens before they are hatched," but this paper does believe thai if the right man is nominated for president and the democrats are united and harmonious, there is nothing surer than a demo cratic victory in Nebraska. And that reminds us that we think it is about lime to begin organizing. :o: There is but one way in which the democrats can expect to carry Nebraska in 11112, and it is just as well to look the proposition square in Ihe face now as at any time. First, every county in the stale should be thoroughly organized. Second, we should see that pop ular and able candidates are nom inated for Fniled Slates senator, governor and every other stale olllce. Willi this done, and the proper man for president, you will be able to carry the stale with a "whoop." Hut we cannot fritter away any time, and must let all past differences be bygones and all get together in peace and har mony. :o:- Ends Winter's Troubles. To many, winter is a season of trouble. The frost-bitten toes and lingers, chapped hands and lips, chilbrains, cold-sores, red and rough skins, prove this. Hut such troubles tly before Hucklcn's Arnica Salve. A trial convinces. Createst healer of Burns, Boils, Piles, Cuts, Sores, Bruises, Eczema and Sprains. Only 25o at F. G. Fricke & Co. VJtMP Arnold Massage Vi brator for Weak and Growing: Children. Strengthens and De velops. for Deafness, Head Klnff jj? In the Kurs 'Works so xlinple s child can operate an4 give as good a mas' sage as an expert musseur. Curs Neural gl HadAches. and It ) Many a Plattsmouth Reader Witt Feel Grateful for This Information. When your back gives out; becomes lame, weak or aching; When urinary troubles set in, Your kidneys are "in a bad way.' Doan's Kidney Pills are for sick :KlUneys. Local evidence proves their merit. J. S. Hall, S. Sixth St., Platts mouth, Neb., says: "In 1896 I strained my back and soon after that I began to suffer from kidney trouble. I had severe pains across the small of my back and on this account it was difficult for me to stoop or rise from a chair. I tried several remedies, but to no avail, and finally when I had the good fortune to hear of Doan's Kidney PiJIs, I procured a box at Rynotl & Co.'s Drug Store. Within forty eight hours after I took the first dose I felt better. Since then I have always kept a supply of Doan's Kidney Pills in the house." (Statement given June 6, 1906). TWO AND A HALF YEARS LATER. On December 30, 1908, Mr. Hall said: "I cheerfully verify my former endorsement of Doan's Kidney Pills. I know that this remedy is a reliable one for kid ney complaint." For sale by all dealers. Price 50 cents, Foster-Milburn Co., Hufl'alo, New York, sole agents for the United States. Remember the name Doan's and take no other. Ira Bate, 8 Miles South of Plattsmouth (the Old Martin Farm) has installed a Saw Mill on his place, and is prepared to furnish hard lum ber of all kinds, posts and chunk wood. arAll orders promptly filled, and also soiicited. -The 0. K. Reslauranl- and Short Order House Rear of Ed. Donat's Building Regular Meals at All Hours Short Orders We solicit a share of your patron fge and will try to please you. KRHUT & ZATOPEK, Proprietors Mm 1"