The- Plattsmouth - Journal r Published Seml-Weeklj at R. A. BATES, Entered at the Postoffice at Plattsmouth, Nebraska, as second-class matter. $1.50 PER YEAR IN ADVANCE "Nother Tip. Sanla (Hans' in Cutting capers In Hit maga zine and papers; Big and handsome, Clad and burly, Better start your Shunning early. :o: Semi-Weekly Journal goon to press one day earlier this week on account of Thanksgiving. :o: That Lincoln Center tar party certainly succeeded in besmirch ing the good name of Kansas. :o: The hecf (rust olllcials say they want peace at any price and they most certainly have the price. :o: Moslon had its tea parly and California its vilanl.es, but it lakes a tar parly to .make Kansas famous. :o : "Taft going after money trust." If he comes hack with the bacon it will do much to help liim regain his old popularity. :o: Express rales are being probed again. Somehow Ibis always re minds us of that proposition known as the parcels post. :o: Ah, I hat's Ihe .stuff! Roosevelt has been suggested as diclator of Turkey, l'orce him to accept and that might be one stump removed from Taft's roadway. , :o: As only about one murderer in every 25(1 ever pays the death penalty, the friends o( Mr. Bealtie may relied that notwithstanding his confession he was playing in rather hard luck. A religious paper says: "Cod helps those who help themselves." How about Ihe fellow who enters your ben house at night and helps himself lo your chickens. ;0; Indications are (hat Ihe Mc Namara case in Los Angles will be submitted to I lie Jury some time within a year after the Hyde case, in Kansas City goes to the Jury. :o: New Jersey is still democratic on the total vote cast the 7th of November by 11,1 00 majority, in spito of all the efforts of James Smith, jr., and bis standpat democrats. :o: Taft might, of course, send a message lo congress so brief and interesting that all the people would read it, but this would in volve a drastic departure from precedent. :o: "There are as many oppor tunities for a man to become rich now as in Lincoln's time," says "x-Scnalor Thurston. This is the first anyone ever hoard that Mr Lincoln became wealthy. .;o: An effort is being made lo in duce William Loch to manager I'resident Taft's campaign for re flection. The job, as someone remarked (he other day, will bo about ns merry as driving a hoarse. Turkeys seem to bo plenty on the market, and the price seems lo be somewhat higher than last Thanksgiving, Hut (he price makes but little difference to fhoso who have the money lo pay for them. It has been so long a euslom to have turkey for Thanksgiving that many don't know how lo get along without it Thanksgiving and Christmas. Plattsmouth, Nebraska Publisher. Four members of the Shady Uend tar party were given the limit one year's imprisonment. This is certainly justice, for their deed was certainly tho limit. :o : This is the season when bad flues are a menace to property. By being careful in investigating your flues you will probably not only save your properly from de struction, but also that of your neighbor. :o : At a town election in New Jersey a few days since a snow storm kept the women voters away from the polls. II will lake some time yet for the en franchised women lo become inured to the rough weal her of American politics. :o: The democrats of Nebraska are not going lo let a good show pass for carrying Ihe stale next year. They should throw lo Ihe wayside nil past bickerings and present a solid front in the biggest effort of their lives lo capture the presi dency in next year's election. :o: Teddy says he will not be a can didate for president under any circumstances, and lie also says be has no favorite for the place, lie secured Taft's nomination be fore, and why not again? He is like everybody else, perhaps. He thinks Taft has made a failure. :o: "The man who is continually lolling his friends that he wishes he was dead or had never been born, soon has them wishing the same thing about him," says an exchange. Yes, and he's usually the fellow that strikes you for live bones until payday, "just to keep alive." :o: . Omaha people are taking ad vantage of the Platte river bridge. About twenty-live or thirty motor cyclists were visitors in Plaits- mouth yesterday, coming in over the bridge. This isn't nothing lo what it will be when Ihe good old summer lime comes around again. -:o: Champ Clark's reported pur pose to write a book is pointed to as proof that he doesn't expect lo be elected president. However, it may bo suggested that the books Mr. Hoosevell wrote apparently didn't hurt him much. -:o: The La l'ollette supporters arc organizing in every county in Ne braska. Vic Rosewaler and his little cotorio of standpatters can have Iheir banquets and attempt to make a big show, but when the time arrives for prompt action tho La Toilette fellows will bo there with Ihe voles. :o : Colonel Hob White, one of the best newspaper men Missouri ever produced, and ono of the most genial fellows in whom Cod ever placed tho breath of lifo, says it wouldn't bo a bad idea to make Ihe saloons pay for a por tion of the , rock roads in that ! state. While Hob may bo honest in (his declaration, it would seem lo us that tho saloon man had enough rock (y) roads in Missouri now. -:o:- Ono trouble with the democrats of Nebraska is that when we have the beat show for success, too many candidates pop up and spoil Ihe whole business. They push themselves to the front whether the people want them or not, and then whino becauso tho people sit down on thoni. The way to iirgauize the demo crat e- i;titj in ..l.raka i. In throw aile all the bitter feeling that may hae been engendered in the past. Let there be no fac tional strife, but all get together on good, cominonseiise principles, that will carry the parly on to victory next year. : o : Watch for the republican scrap over the republican nomination for congress in this district. Paul Clark has been named by the in surgents. It is believed that W. A. Selleck will be chosen by the regulars. They will make a tight that will be worth going miles to witness. Lincoln Star. :o: Why all this regret over the de parture of Ross, Davidson, Crab tree, et al from the state to fill high positions in other slates? We Jiave plenty more of 'em left. In fact, we produce them in Ne braska and feel pulled up a little because other slates offer llicrn big wages to get them. They grow in Nebraska. Come and get some more when in need. :o: Only four more weeks from next Monday until Christinas. Hotter begin to do your shopping early, and remember, also, that you can purchase to better advantage right now than you can if you wait unlil the last hours of. the rush, when everybody is in your way. Also, bear in mind that your home mer chants have goods that are just as good and suitable for gifts as you will lind in Omaha and other cities. Now is the time to select what you want. Cot in early and avoid tho rush. :o: A friend came into the Journal ofllco tho other day and wanted lo know why we didn't run a paper more on the line that Christ would run one. Of course, we don't know how Christ would run a paper. In the first place, if he was back on oarlh,-we don't believe he would go into the newspaper busi ness. There is not an editor or preacher on earth (hat could tell the truth for thirty days and stay in Ihe community in which he lived. If our friend doubts this, let him try telling the absolute I ruth for just one week and see where ho lights. :o: The democrats of Nebraska can carry Ihe state next year with an effective-organization, dive us a good man for governor, in the tlrst place, and then, if the proper man is nominated for president, Ihe slate is assured to the demo crats. Several gentleman are aspiring to the governorship, but none of them are very favorable (o (ho masses of the party. There are men who can bo nominated and elected, but they do not feel like making a scramble for Ihe ofllco. Some names are mentioned for governor who could not bo elected if nominated. Then why not, for (he sake of peace and harmony and the good of the party, get out of the way Tor someone who can bo elected? :o: THANKSGIVING) AQAIN. Stir up the lire and decapitate Ihe fatted turkey, for Thanksgiv ing is upon us once inoro with all its suggestions of good things to eat, and dear friends (o greet. We must get up in time to meet that early (rain, for brother and sister aro coming homo from col lege (o stay until the close of the Sunday following tho groat na tional feast. Or it may be that a son or a daughter is coming to spend a few days under I ho old roof. Or possibly your old father or mother are coming to sec you, and, in that case, Heaven is, in deed, kind to you. The crops were not very good (his year, but (hero is a great deal of great value in this world bo side crops. There is your father, and your mother, your sisters and brothers, your little girls and boys, and your big ones, too nil are very much appreciated, for they make up a good part of this llTe. Head a chapter out of the his tory of Russia, and then see if you do not have a tremendously keen appreciation of the blessings of a free government, ami of times of peace and good will. Read Ihe story of the blank atheistic murders of Italy, and then see if you do not appreciate what it means to you to have the incitements lo purity, kindness and goodness, and the promise of life eternal which your simple hearted faith in God, and in His Christ, will bring you. Yes; the crops were a partial failure this year, but, neverthless, we have a world of blessings for which we may give heartfelt thanks. :o: IS SANTA CLAUS INSANE? Out in the deluge of schemes for organization there comes ono appeal (hat seems hardly likely to strike a responsive chord. It is from Inidanapolis and the "pub licity headquarters" of the "World's League for a Sane Christmas." II takes live closely type-writ feu pages for Margaret llossiler Hurlingame to tell what il is all about which she seeks to do under the caption, The Christinas Insanity." It constitutes a rather hysteri cal outcry against the too indis criminate giving of Christmas presents until (hi' expense be comes a drag upon the resources of the giver. The members of this organizalion for the salvation of soft-hearted humanity pledge themselves lo do all in their power "to discourage (he sense less practice of indiscriminate giving, to lli. end I hat true human love and brotherhood may reign in tin' hearts of men, instead of the mmidlin insanily that now dis graces the day." , The declared purpose of (he league is "lo .slop the commer cializing of Christmas and lo foster the true spirit of giving the giving of love ami Ihouwht and service I hrouglioul Ihe entire year." That sounds good. Hut hold on. Hefore you send in your name for membership il would be well lo read the pargraphs which say : "Our system of giving as it stands today lacks even the rudi ments of Christly giving. It car ries in its train hardship, heart aches nnd debt. if. means Tor man months of worry and work, fid lowed by weeks of illness and forced rest, while for others who leave lliings for the last moment it means the mad rush and crush of Christmas shopping days. And for what? For fear, that someone will give a gift and there will be none to give in exchange. "It is not tho intention of the league (o spoil (he day for (he children, but rather to teach them I ho I rue joy in (ho day. Instead of teaching our children the real j'y of giving to be experienced throughout the entire year, wo leach them that there is a special ly created person a wonderful Santa Clans whoso solo business is (o give things lo them. And yet parents in later years wonder where on earth their children get Iheir selfishness." You don't say? Now what do you think of that? Isn't it awful, Mabel? Santa Glaus the author of all human selfishness. How shocking 1 Now we all know whence came the subtle influono.c, perhaps, (hat once led tho great federal postal department to order that all childish letters to Santa Glaus be sent lo the dead letter ofllco, an order which our bachelor post master general recently showed his goodheartedness by counter manding. Who that has a child will ever bo led by Margaret nurlinganie to believe that tho good old German legend of Santa Claus is going to mako that child selfish? Surely nobody. For if Ihe thought that a Santa Glaus has boon specially i TABLE LBS MB 1PIS! i " I . We show a full line of Table i , them out. Call and see them. a beautiful all linen napkin, at f I SILKS ! We are closing out the thing for fancy work. Ask I ZUCKWEILER& LUTZ created to give presents lo them will make children selfish, what about the story that a specially chosen soul saver was sent into the world to redeem mankind? Will it not make all men and women selfish? Undoubtedly generous people do sometimes exceed their means in Ihe giving of gifts, and when they do it that is only tho lesson in practical, indisputable form that Ihe Santa Claus story has not made them selfish. Nothing so lends value to a gift of love as the knowledge that it was born of some sacrifice of the giver. A bankrupt purse is better far than a bankrupt heart, and we "love the more (hose for. whom we make sacrifice. And it is almost shocking lo think thai, any society of human beings can hope to attain either honor or prestige from knocking on Santa Glaus. It is lose ma jesty of the foulest find, and most of us will have none of it. Lin coln Star, :o: Ranch for Sale or Trade. 840-acro ranch in Garfield county, Nebraska, 3Vi miles from Burweil, the county seat. Will sell or trade for Plattsmouth city properly. For particulars call at this ofllco. For Rent or Sale. The frame business house just west of the postoffice in Murray. Size, 16x21, and in good condition. Apply to Holmes or Smith. Glen Perry drove in from Eight Mile Grove precinct this morning and boarded the I rain for Omaha. Our aim is to please and satisfy our cus tomers, by giving them value for money received. Our unlimited variety of patterns and styles of cloth ing will enable you to choose something along conserva tive lines, or if you are a fancier of freakish ideas we are here to obey your commands. Take a half hour off and drop around to look over'our line of Men's Clothing and Furnishing Goods. "Let us Overcoat you for Winter and save you money." WM. IM1LLY. Plattsmouth, Neb. Linens and Napkins. We have As a special we offer $1.50 per dozen a lot of remnants of Silk. Just to see them. LEGAL NOTICE. Frank Swoboda will take notice that on the 9th day of November, If 11, M. Archer, a justice of the peace for Cass County, Nebraska, issued an order of attachment for Ihe sum of .$05.35, in an action pending before him, wherein the Omaha Iron Store Company is plaintiff and Frank Swoboda, de fendant, that property of the de fendant, consisting of wagon tongue, fellows, spokes, rims, singletrees, painted and plain, neckyokes, doubletrees, bolsters, buggy tongues, horseshoes, buggy spokes, plow bandies and numer ous other articles of merchandise have been attached under said order. Said cause was continued until tho 4th day of January, 1912, at 9 o'clock A. M. Omaha Iron Store Company, By D.'O. Dwyer, Its Attorney. Balked at Cold Steel. "I wouldn't let a doctor cui ."y fot off," said II. D. Ely, Bantam, Ohio, "although a horrible ulcer has been the plague of my life for forty years. Instead I used Buck len's Arnica Salve, and my foot was soon completely cured." Heals Burns, Boils, Sores, Bruises, Eczema, Pimples, Corns. Surest Pilo euro, 25c at F. G. Fricke & Co. Box Social and Program. Reserve Saturday evening, De cember 2, for the box social and program al the Pleasant Ridge school, belter known as tho Beck er school. District 11, eight miles west of Plattsmouth. Maltio Lar son, Teacher. 2tw-3td. After a heavy meal take a couple of Doan's Regulets, and give your stomach, liver and bowels the help they will need. Regulets bring easy, regular passages of the bowels. MEN'S OUTFITTER