The Plattsmouth Journal rUllI.ISIIKO WKKKLY AT PLA1TSMOUTH. KCBHASKA. i:. a. i:ati-:s. I'imimshkis. i; mrt-il :it t jk r,t jf11-- nt l'l;itlsnnuth. Ne ljr:isk)i. iis si"i-milrl:iv m:ittr. The philanthropic coal men smil-Mrs Donald McLean, who de ed all over when it began to snow again this morning. Virtue is its own reward. Don I)i:s!in was attacked yes terday with brainstorms. another one of his It takes a damphool feated Mrs. J. B. Forakcr for the presidency of the I). A. R., will doubtless receive the hearty con gratulations of Secretary Taft. Tin: Washington correspondent who wrote that Roosevelt had "cut a long time to reaiiewhe hen 1: I:; tlie opinion of the Kearnev ! euou Hub, (rep. J ( .overnor ueKlon is The trouble suffering from ego." is that the Hub man and many others were suffering last fall from 'loco." Xo republican can hold a federal office now unless he has the word "TAI-T" blown into his bottle and branded upon his forehead. And they have fallen over themselves hunting the branding-iron. Tin-: Journal is pleased to note that the ball boys are leingwell patronized, and also donations from some of our business men have been very liberal. Let every one attend tonight, as it is the last, and should le largely attended. We will hear but very little more about the Thaw trial until next Oc tober or November. For which in formation we should all feel very thankful. e's rrot i Harrimun and his clique to the quick" builded greater than they knew. He must have cut him to the bone during the campaign of 1904 if cancelled checks for large sums are mute witnesses of deep incisions. Tin-: report that a United States senator in Idaho has been indicted for land frauds is yet unfonfirmed. Hut in these days of activity of the courts, nothing is impossible. Tin: railroads are making many important discoveries these days. The I'euns3'lvania company has just ascertained that there is good work in many men who are 45 years old. With that keen sense that char acterized many acts of the late leg islature, the law closingthe Lincoln saloons, even temporarily, was so worded that it did not go into effect until the legislature had adjourned, and the members had ample time to get out of town. Now, the peo ple of that "highly moral" city will have to do with "a dr' whistle" until May 1, or go to Ilavelock to wet it. A Chicago woman justice of the peace has excluded her husband from practicing law in her court. Kvidently she does not intend to be open to the charge of prejudice. Tin: Socialist vote seems to be falling by the wayside. In Chicago it was 45,000 in 1904, and in the recent city election it had dropped to the unlucky number of 13,000. Tin: president has a son-in-law named Longworth Nick Long worth and he represents the Cin cinnati district in congress. He delivered himself of a speech a few lays ago and in the course of his remarks he called Ohio "The Moth er of Presidents." Were lie thin skinned he woidd feel mortified at the ridicule heaped upon him for his lack of knowledge of even school -boy history. Kven the news papers of his own political com plexion see his crass and dense ignorance. Those who predicted the Mexico earthquake are now trooping to the front. How fortunate it would be if some of these earthquake prophets would discriminate their informa tion in advance of the catastrophes. :n: supreme court of Nebraska', sioners and all. The following are The St. Joseph Gazette, one of the rock-ribbed republican papers of the present age, sa-s: "We would like to know why the price of meat is so high, as compared with the live stock raised in this country Take for instance the freight charges on a car load o: meat irom St. Joseph to New York, which are SI 90. Then there are the freight charges on it from New York to points in ICngland, France and Ger- Both of the Nebraska senators are for Roosevelt for president in 190S, so they say. This milk and water pair may be for Roosevelt at this particular minute, but they will also be for any other man who may happen to develope winning qualities. Trust these two to land with the winner. Tin: Philiadelphia Press gloat ingly remarks that "Judge Parker doesn't miss any opportunity to re mind the country that he was once a candidate for President and was beaten . " I lis talks are also remind ers that it required a prodigious campaign fund to beat him, and that campaign fund is still a scan dal," adds the Cincinnati Knquirer, bv the wav of effecthe comment. It is more than strongly suspected that not one of the eminent repub licans, who have visited the canal zone and who have predicted its completion within the next ten years, can look each other in the face without laughing. It is now an international and universal joke this whole canal business. Its being a national scandal does not prevent its being an internation al joke. mam- an: vou can nuv u cneaoer is now solidlv republican, commis- , ." . u j you can buy it right here at home." ; And thus the American consumer sees tne Dcr.ent ne derives irom tne present protective system endorsed by the republican party the commissioners, as selected by the judges: Commission No. 1 F. R. Duffle, Omaha, reappointed; I K. K. Good, Wahoo, succeeds Old hat;;: and A. C. Kpperson, Fairfield, reappointed, commission o. s I)is.S"a:ikxt among nations is X. C. Jackson. Neligh, reappoint- an iridescent dream. Peace con ed: j. 11. Ames. Lincoln, reap- ferences nre impotent for good but fo:-itcd: ami l-.. Calkins. Kear-i:.,,i ri- n c oratory upon impossible theories. The delegates can beat their swords i ney. succeeds Allert. While Judge Ilolomb was on the bench, he in- M.-ueuon uenioeruwereprebeiuaium. illto plowshares, their spears into S yesterday the two democrats prUningbooks and have the lion and the iamb lie down together in Oldham and Albert were retired and the republicans have captured the court machinery. It is to Judge Barnes' credit that he fought manfully to retain Judge Oldham, one of the most competent lawyers in the state, and who has served as commissioner for six years. Beatrice Sun: The Kearney Hub devotes more than a column of its editorial space to holding up to Governor Sheldon,- "the boy gov ernor," a glass wherein he can see the folly of vetoing the appropria tion bills which he cancelled and which were intended to provide for the Kearney normal school, the deaf and dumb asylum at Omaha, the soldiers' home at Grand Island and the feeble-minded institute at Beat rice. The attention of Governor Sheldon is called to the fact that, while he is naturally of sound mind and physical development and while he has been educated at the ex pense of the state and was in posi tion to render material aid to strug gling and afflicted children, he has shown that he is devoid of those attributes of real manhood, the de velopment of that kindness of heart which should be a part of every ed ucated man and are essential ele ments in the make-up of a govern or. One by one the bubbles burst. One by one the dreamers are arous ed from that stuper induced from inhaling the narcotic fragrance shed by a pot-house plant, and as they rub their eyes they find things, which they regarded as real, simply a vision. perfectest peace, but at the first sign of encroachment every mother's sou of them will grab his gun and ily to the ramparts, unmindful of the theoretical agreement to arbi trate. Peace congresses are not burlesques but they are harmless fields for amiable old gentlemen to exploit theories which busy men of state affairs have not time to con sider. A preacher who arrived from Liverpool Wednesday to take a place in the Rockerfeller church states that he remained away ten j-ears too long, as he might have improved the past ten years much i better in this country than in Bryan on Bryanism. William Jennings Bryan's de fense, in Brooklyn, of what shallow scoffers like to call "Bryanism" was one of his happiest efforts, says the St. Louis Republic. The body of principles which he has so forcefully and so eloquently advocated from the rostrum and in the press has for more than a cen tury been the essence of the demo cratic creed, which holds that all men are created with equal sppor tunities, that the equal rights of all shall be preserved and special privileges be granted to none, that the government at Washington is the creature of the Constitution , and that it must not invade the rights which the states reserved to them selves when they ratified the Con stitution. These principles lived before Mr. Bryan and they will outlive him as long as popular government lives in the world. They lived in this country long before Thomas Jeffer son and the makers of the Consti tution formulated them into a code which the simplest citizen can read as he runs. They are principles for which the great majority of the American peo ple, without respect to party, are ready to fight, if necessary, as Na- tnaniel iiacon iougnt tor them in Virginia in the first revolt against British tyranny, 100 years before the Declaration of Independence was written. What they call "Bryanism" made Abraham Lincoln one of the three greatest presidents this country has produced. By borrowing from it, here and there, President Roosevelt has accomplished nearly everything which, for a time, made him one of the most popular of all the presi dents. It is a robbery of the fame of Washington, Jefferson and Lincoln, to try to impute to Mr. Bryan a copyright on "Bryanism." That he has been foremost among the democrats the last decade and more is due simply to his thorough sat uration with the only safe princi ples of American government, and . irt r I ! : fc; Ii 1 AVegc tabic Preparation Tor As similating the Food and HcuLi tir the 5 icmachs ami Bowels of Promote s "DicsUon.Chcer ful ness and Pcst.Contains neither OpiumtMurphine nor Mineral. Not N aii c otic. sllx.Scnn HotAUU S.JU -Amst Si rtf fl-ppermwt - CarivnaSoJa. fijrm Strd - Wmtnyrn i larar. PJ! ft ?! A perfect Remedy for Constipa !ion. Sour Stomach, Diarrhoea, Worms .Convulsions Jcvcrish acss and LOSS OF SLEEP. TcrC:;''1 Signature of new Vonic. est EXACT COPr dP WHAPiEB. lira For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of In Use For Over Thirty Years 1 Ml TMK CINTUH COMPANY, NIW OH CITY. It is an easy thing for legisla tures to pass laws, of most any char acter, but it is an entirely different problem that is presented when it comes to enforcing them. Kngland. That is what everv per son discovers upon arriving in to llis fearless and unfaltering ad America. This is the land of great j vocacy of them. But the preacher i opportunities. who can have his plan of salvation adopted by Rockefeller at commerc ial rates has struck it rich. A law passed by the late legis lature authorizes the various coun ties in Nebraska to establish a high school, by a vote of the people of the county. The county board is the board of trustees to manage the affairs of the school; 100 freeholders may call the special election to vote on the proposition. The county board has the right to issue bonds and levy taxes to construct buildings and pay for the maintenance. In no case shall the levy be more than five mills on the dollar, not includ ing interest on the bonds. Col. Albright, who is organiz ing a big tribe of Red Men in this city, returned last evening. The work of instituting the Tribe will continue, the last two meetings to be held on Friday and Saturday nights, April 19 and 20, at the G. A. R. hall, at 8 o'clock. On Friday night the officers, as follow, will be nominated and elected: Junior Sag amore, Senior Sagamore and Sach em. The Prophet will be appoint ed by the Deputy Great Incohonee. The degree team , consisting of Four Warriors, Four Braves, First and Second Sannap, two Scouts, Guard of the Forest and Guard of the Wigwam, will be selected by the Sachem of the Tribe, who by virtue of his office is presiding officer of the Tribe. A Collector of Wam pum, Keeper of Wampum and Chief of Records will also be elected. On Saturday night the Chiefs of the the new Tribe, to be named by the Tribe, will be raised up. For prac tice, Mr. Albright will drill the de gree team and instruct the officers in their work. A full attendance, of course, will be there. The trouble in Lincoln is ended, saloons are now open and doing bus iness. The trouble arose over the change in the charter which makes the municipal year commence May 13, instead of April 13, as formerly. The courts held that the change of time extended the municipal j'ear and that the saloon licenses were extended to thirteen months, or the end of the municipal year. Street car traffic has fallen off wonderfully between Lincoln and Havelock to what it was several daj-s since. The insurgents at' Kearney are threatening to go into the courts to set aside the veto of the boy gov ernor, which kills their normal school appropriation, on the ground that Governor Sheldon did not act in time. The records of the legis lature, as falsified by that body, show that the legislature adjourned Thursday at noon, when as a mat ter of fact it did not adjourn until Saturday. If the governor dates his action from the hour when the legislature actually adjourned, he was on time, but if he shall be gov erned by the records he will have to stop his clock and date his veto back a few days. S.vvs the Lincoln Stsr: "The business men of Pawnee City have bought a team and wagon to be used in hauling rubbish from the j streets. 1 he team will be used j with a drag after rains." That's Tin- coolness between the Kear- j the stuTf nml an exaniple which ney Hub and Governor Sheldon's maiJV ot)cr tQwns couM follow with intolerable ego," is said to be re- wkh QO(1 resijlts sponsible for the late fruit-killing j freeze and a great deal of the wind, i It is said the resignation of John F. Stevens, chief engineer of the Panama Canal, was hastened by his suggestion to the president that the next occupant of the White House might be a democrat. There are others, butthej-'re not in a position to be fired not right now. j It would seem that the primary election law is all bawled up. In one place thecountyceutral co::'. mittee is directed tomeeton first Sat urday of September, while in anoth er section the same organization is commanded to hold a session a week later. In order to comply with the law there must be two meeting to transact the same business. If John Temple Graves really wished to make talk by proposing that Mr. Bryan place Mr. Roose velt in nomination before the demo cratic national convention in 1908, he succeed abundantly. Hereafter the said John Temple will be re membered only as the man whom made a pale gray goose of himself with deliberation and without prov ocation. Those who do not laugh at him denounce him for his silly proposition. About two years ago an edict come from the president declaring that postmasters should be retained in office when they had filled the office for a previous term with merit and efficiency. This caused a strife and consternation among congress men who claimed that this in effect robbed them of their political pres tige and would in many cases en danger the re-election of members. Mr. Roosevelt was unable to stand the pressure, and a few days ago revoked the order. The president is mindful of the fact that he will have no trouble next session of con gress, and when it comes to a case of politics and postage, the postoffice and any other department efficien cy therein have a secondary' consid eration. A man killed himself in an Oma ha hotel, leaving a note which ask ed: ''Why live when death is so easy?" There are a great many people who look upon life as a bur den and death easy, and yet, as the melancholy Dane observed, "The fear of something after death makes us bear those ills we have, rather than fly to others which we know not of." Tins from the Commoner gets in most of the "R's" and much allit eration: The three 'R's Readin', 'Ritin', 'Rithmetic', Root, Rryan, Kooseveit. incrimination, Katio cinnation, Reprehensibility." Thk democrats of Lincoln met in convention last night and renomin ed Mayor F. W. Brown, who has served in that capacity for the past two years. Mr. Brown has filled the position not only with credit to himself.but to the capital city, also. William Jennings Bryan possi bly gave the best solution of the peace problem when he advocated "That the time has now come when the lending of money to a belliger ent by a neutral state should be re garded as being as objectionable as furnishing the powder for the shot and shell." The St. Louis Globe Democrat has at last been caught red-handed telling a political truth: "By the time Col. Bryan shall reach the point of nominating Theodore Roosevelt for president Senator Tillman will be ready to name Booker T. Washington." When you netd a pill, take a pill, and be sure its an Early Kier. I)s Witt's Little Risers are sale. sure.. sat isfactory pills. The pills with a repu tation. They do not tfripe or sicken. They arc sold here by I-'. Fncke & Co. Some of our people do not favor the idea of holding a celebration in ! Plattsmouth on the Fourth of July but no valid reason can be advanced. Perhaps some of these close-fisted fellows may think they will be ask ed for a dollar or two to pay the ex pense for such a celebration, but are willing to reap the benefits to be derived from the large number of people who would gather here on the occasion. One way to build up a town is to invite the public to visit you, treat the visitors well, and then ask them to come again. By all means let us celebrate this year. How This. We offer One Hundred Dollars Re- ( ward for any case of Catarrh that con- not be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. F. J. Chkxky& Co., Toledo, O. We, the underfigned, have known F. J. Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe him perfectly honorable In all business transactions, and financially able to carry out any obligations made by bis firm. Waldi.no, Kixxan & Makvi.v, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken inter- They are standing pat. Harri- man does not deny his letter and Roosevelt does not deny his signa ture. Even Cornelius X. Bliss had to acknowledge the boodle coin! nally, acting directly upon tbe blood when his signed receipts for the ' and mucous surfaces of the system. boodle coin were flaunted under j-lestimoniais se ot xree . J rice ..,c per bottle. Sold by all druntfists. his nose. Signatures are almost as Take Hall's Family Pills for censti- dangerous as telephone secrets. 1 nation. Sterling, Ills., held the spot light last week. The chairman of the county republican central com mittee was knocked down and soundly whipped by a Methodist preacher because the aforesaid chair man had criticised and cursed the minister for preaching a political sermon Sunday night. Religion and republican politics just won't affiliate. 8 f A iev Orleans woman was thin. Because she did not extract sufficienS nourishment from her food. She took Scott j Emulsion. Result: She gained a pound a day in weight. ALL DRUGGISTS : 50c. AND $1.00