UMattsmmontlb Journal. VOLUME XXVII PLATTSMOUTH, NEBRASKA, THURSDAY, MAKCJl 7 1907. XUMJSEie IO JOTTINGS FOR THE JOLLY Uort Paragraphs Prepared and Pcrlclnel Fer tbt Readers cf the Journal. n' n-v-r f- I-. l h yi ari M'tl .r. I'ntll tlin- alrawH in ar W ii iMinrttial at tilt- t;ut cai'li nijrM Ymir latik'lit-rs Ix-anx nii'ar; "Salome" may come to Chicago, but it is stipulated there must be no dead heads. Harking dogs should be taken to the pound and boasting men should be pounded. Public interest in the Thaw trial probably will continue until the base ball season opens. The meanest kind of hypocrite is the man who praises the Lord and re fuses to pay his just debts. Marriage is a success when a man is able to meet the promissory notes he gave to love during his engagement As long as a man has sense enough to mind his own business and does it he will never have occasion to occupy a padded cell. Decoration Day, Fourth of July and Thanksgiving occur on the same day tithe week this year Thursday. This will not occur again until 1919. 4 A riattsmouth woman who has been pestered with her neighbors' hens for many seasons past, says she is going to try kindness next summer. She is go ing to fix up some nice nests and see if the hens wont lay eggs in her garden instead of scratching it up. A riattsmouth woman recently gave an energetic ring at the telephone and asked, "Have you any brains?" With some as Dertlv the hello girl re plied, "Yes, but 1 don't think you cave." The woman rasped and ex claimed. "Oh. I thoupht I had the meat shop." "Where is that d d fire shovel, Grace?" asked a Plattsmouth man of his wife as he entered the sitting room from the kitchen after a search for the implement. "I'll be d d if I know, dear," she sweetly replied, and the les son went home with such a distinct thud that he raised his right hand and swore off. I'hwr up! Cliffr up! Look forward! Hoiw! The weather may lie chilly now: fint soon you'll work the lia.seljall loj Anl with the umpire have a row. Another short time widower from oat of town has his eye on a Platts mcuth woman and is making frequent visits. When his wire died just three months ago, he was so badly crushed that it was feared he might lose his mind. But he made a good fight and is getting over it ali right. After sitting up until 1 o'clock for her husband to come home a Platts mouth woman went up stairs and found him fast asleep. Instead of go ing out after supper he had stolen up to his room and crawled into bed. His wife was so angry that she would not speak to him for three days. A careful Plattsmouth father took his daughter to task the other evening and informed her that she musn't en courage a certain young man to stay so late when he came to see her in the evening. "It's disgraceful," he asserted. "What does your mother say about it?" "She says men haven't changed a bit," was the curt rejoinder "In isu I had a stomach disease Some physicians said dyspepsia, some consumption. One said 1 would not live until spring. For four years I ex isted on boiled milk, soda biscuits and doctors' prescriptions. I could not di rest anything I ate; then I picked up cne of your Almanacs and it happened to be my life-saver. I bought a fifty cent bottle of KODOL and the benefit I received from that bottle all the gold in Georgia could not buy. In two months I went back to work, as a ma chinist, and in three months I was well and hearty. May you live long and prosper." C. '. Cornell, Boding, Ga., UK;. The above is only a sample of the great good that is daily done everywhere by Kodol for dyspepsia. It is sold here by F. G. Fricke & Co. Who is to Blame? A mother over in Sarpy county last week complained to the proper otlicial of a young man's mistreatment of her daughter. Now let us examine the case. The daughter was fourteen years old think of it and was riding to church in a buggy with the young man. She was actually keeping company, socially, with this young man, and yet a child of but fourteen. We submit plainly that a mother who would permit her child-daughter to go to church or anywhere else in such manner, is every whit as blame able, as the young man she had arrested- Notsogulltyof acrime, of course, but positively as guilty of moral fault. What blind folly, what dangerous unwisdom was she guilty of? SUIT AGAINST BURLINGTOI cd Kroehier, Formerly a Plattsmouth Boy Wants $15,000 Damages. LOSES AN EYE AND OTHERWISE INJURED While at Work in the Shops at Havelock During the Month of December. Last December, Ed Kroehier, an em ploye of the Burlington shops, met with an accident while at work, from the effects of which he lost the sight of one eye and was otherwise seriously injured. Last Saturday a suit for damages to the extent of 3sir0O was til cd in the district court of Lancaster, and in speaking of the same the Sun day State Journal says: "Fredrick E. Kroehier began suit in the district court yesterday afternoon against the Burlington for $15,000 dam ages for injuries claimed to have been received by the plaintiff while he was at work in the railroad shops at Have lock last December, as a result of the alleged poor condition of machinery which he was operating. The plaintiff alleges that at the time of the acci dent, which cost him an eye and other severe injuries about the head, he was at work on a hydraulic machine which was, in several particulars, out of re pair. He says that as a result of the condition of the machinery a piece of tne instrument was blown into hiseye, causing him to suffer great pain. He says that prior to the accident he was accounted a skilled workman and was able to earu $3 a day or more." The above should read Ed Kroehier instead of Fredrick E. He was reared in Plattsmouth. We understand that the company has made an effort to compromise the matter on less than a third of the amount sued for and that Mr. Kroehier refused to do so. An Excellent Address. At the Methodist church last even ing, Dr. J. B. Trimball, field secretary of foreign missions, delivered one of the most interesting addresses upon the subject, "Mission Work In China" that has ever been heard in this city. There was a large audience of all ages from children to elderly men and wo men, and for an hour the entire gath ering listened to the speaker with rapt attention. The speaker took the ground that China is the most fertile field for missionary work, that there is in the world today, basing this conclu sion upon four reasons: i lrst, upon tenitorial extent; second, geographical position; third, cumber of inhabitants; fourth, the wonderful awakening of that empire at the present time to the desire for western civilization. The address was intensely interesting, highly instructive and had for its pur pose, the education of auditors. Without any attempt at oratory, the speaker closed his thoughts in such chased language, clear sentences and story periods, that it is difficult to conceive how the subject could have been improved or more forcibly pre sented. Another Big Deal. The Eimwood Leader-Echo says: "Edwin Jeary closed a deal yesterday whereby be became the owner of the Andy Hess farm. This, with the land already owned by Mr. Jeary, makes him a farm of f00 acres in a body. On the Hess farm are two fine fish ponds well stockad with fish. These ponds are fed by one of the largest springs In the county, and water from this spring is forced by hydraulic pres sure to all slock yards, and to the house, and can be forced by the same means to any part of the farm. Mr. Hess has purchased a large farm near Yates Center, Nebraska, and is al ready loading cars for that point. Ot to Lau, it is thought, will farm the less land." "Dall" Jones In Chicago. A strike of lOOCChicago telegraphers hangs on the answer of the Western Union company to the men today. A committee headed by G. D. Jones, waited on the local management of the telegraph company and made de mands for the re-instatement of the nine discharged men. Chicago Inter- Ocean. The abeve item is of Interest to peo ple here for the reason that the leader of the committee is a Cass county pro duct, a son of W. D. Jones of Platts mouth, and grew to manhood in this county. And by the way, we wonder f "Dall" still remembers how he and the Ledger editor "gophered" in the hills at Rock Bluffs during our kid days. Union Ledger. A fine line of solid silver and plated ware at Crabill's. Pleasant View Stock Farm. W. II. Ileil, of Ei?bt Mile Grove, and little son were in the city Satur day. Mr. Heil is proprietor of the Pleasant View Stock Farm, and makes a specialty of breeding lied Polled cat tie. lie repots his herd as being in ex cellent shape and have done remark ably well during the winter. Mr. Heil will be able to show a large Increase in his herd during the coming season, and has a number of these fine cattle which he will dispose of to parties de siring to embark in the business of breeding the finest cattle ever placed upon the market. Some Meteoriogical Records. Coiitrihutel) March 31. lbU2. was notable for a large number of tornadoes iu Texas, Kansas and Nebraska. No less than eight distinct tornadoes occurred In the states named. Thirty-one per sons were killed, and property destroy ed to the value of $200,000. March 23, 1S9.J, was notable as a date on which a large numoer or tornaaocs occurrea in the states of Indiana, Illinois, Ken tucky, Tenesee and Mississippi. About 20 people were killed and property to the value of $300,000 was destroyed. Air liquifies at 312 degrees below zero. A Novel Feature. A novel feature in advertising and creating new business is that employ ed by one of the bankers in a nearby town. This banker will issue a cer tificate of deposit for $5 running one year, at three per cent interest, to any baby born in the county that year, pro viding that the parents of the child will contribute $4 of the amount. The same offer Is made to each lady in the county who marries during the year. Then the banker asks: "Can you fig ure out how one family can catch us for $1 on each of these three counts?" Will Be Held in Eimwood. The Ciss County Teachers' Insti tute beginning Aug. 12th, will be held in Eimwood this year in connec tion with Cbatauqua. Mr. J. G. Stark attended the teachers meeting at Louisville, Saturday, and extended to them an invitation to come to Elm wood and bold their Institute this coming summer. Supt. Gamble put the matter to a vote and it was voted unanimously to come to Eimwood and hold the Institute in connection with the Chatauqua. Eimwood Leader Echo. Matried in Lincoln. Edwin D. Clark and Miss Delia M at one o'clock Saturday, a public Stevens, at the home of the latter Both young people are well known in this vicinity where they have hosts of friends who unite with the Leader- Echo in wishing them a prosperous married life. The groom is employed as nremon for the Burlington with headquarters at Lincoln. Eimwood Leader-Echo. The Best Man in Town. The best man we have in our town for the general good of the town is the one you will always see on the front seat in the progressive "band wagon." He is the first one to extend an open and warm band to greet the stranger and welcome him to the best town in the state. He will re sent an insult to our town as quickly as he would a slur at a member of his family. He very politely invites the chronic croaker to "move on." He is ever ready to give his just propor tion to every public enterprise. lie talks up our town at home and abroad and believes it is the best place upon God's green earth in which to live and desires to be buried here when he dies. Let us all try and be like this man for one year and our little city would take on new life and improve as never before in its history. Cut it Out Do it Now. Did you ever notice that "talk" doesn't hurt a man much? Perfection isn't looked for in man, and when some one tries to injure him by talking aboug a few faults he he has, the absent one who is probably attending to his own affairs, is elevated in the hearer's esti mation, while the informant is lower ed accordingly. If a man knocks along, doing fairly well, people realize that while he has some faults, he has more virtues, and they are charitable enough to overlook these faults. But it Is dif ferent with a girl or woman. No mat ter how good and pure a woman may be, let some one start a Infamous lie about her and many are willing to pass it along, and there is always some one to believe it. That lie can never be lived down. It may burn low, but gossip-lovers are ready with new fuel. Did-you ever think how damnably mean some goody-good people are in this respect? Watches carefully repaired at Crabill's. PREPARE FOR GOOD SEASON Base Ball Enthusiasts Hold Mass Meeting in Coates' Hall. SELECT OFFICERS FOR ORGANIZATION Plattsmouth Red Sox to Be a Fast Well Supported Team from Present Indications and The mass meeting of baseball en thusiasats which was ad vertised sever al days ago, occurred Monday eve. at Coates Hall. An exceptionally large crowd was in attendance and from the manner in which business was dispos ed of it would appear that Platts- mouth is to have a "cracking good" team this season. In the selection of officers for the organization, II. E. Weidman was made president and treasurer; Kirk Bstes secretary temporary, Frank Warren, manager, and Chas. Wilkins, captain. The aggregation will be known as the riattsmouth Red Soxs, and anoth er meeting will be held in a few weeks to select players and prepare for prac tice work. A committee of three n. E. Weidman, Chas.Wilkins, and Frank Warren was chosen to solicit contri butions to the organization. The management of the Parmele theater ofiered that building to the club for an entertainment, for which they will raise funds with which to maintain a good team. Nothing defi nite was decided in regard to this pro posal, but at a later meeting action will be taken. The Journal trusts that the boys will get together on this offer, and arrange with our local tal ent for a musicale, or some other form of entertainment. After the election of officers, Mana ger Warren presented to the meeting, the following rules which, after being changed and amended, were adopted bythe meeting: Rule 1. Each and every player shall be greeted to be present at piactice at time designated by manager. Rule 2. There shall be regular prac tice nights. Rule 3. There will be a coach,' who will have full charge of the team at practice and may offer suggestions during the game to captain or mana ger. Rule 4. No player will be expected to come to practice intoxicated, or who has been drinking. Rule 5. A player who shall be as signed to a position on the team to play a game, will not be allowed to play if intoxicated or has been drink ing. Rule G. The captain shall have right to change batting before or during a game if he sees fit. The manager shall consult the captian if he wishes a change. Rule 7. Dirty ball playing is for bidden, as it is a detriment to the game and causes dissatisfaction. j Rule 8. Players are to abide with j the decision of the umpire, and allow the captain to dispute a decision. Rule 9. When away, the players are expected to stay together as much as possible, so manager can easily find them when wanted. Rule 10. There will be a time and place appointed when going away and every player and coach shall be there. Rule 11. Every player shall be at the grounds in uniform 30 minutes be fore the game, unless on account of some unavoidable delay. Rule 12. There shall be no delays after time set for the game which be advertised. Rule 13. All suits shall be turned over to the manager at the end of the season, and the following year ne is to turn them over to his successor in the same condition that he received them. Rule 14. All rules and proceedings shall me made public. Rule 15. No profane language shall be used during or before the game by members of the organization. Rule 16. Manager shall have right to call meetings whenever he sees fit. RulelT. Rules and regulations shall be open for amendments, changes and additions during the season. Eczema, Tetter, Salt Rheum, Itch, Ring Worm, Herpes, Barbers' Itch. All of these diseases are attended by intense itching, which is almost in stantly relieved by applying Chamber lain's Salve, and by its continued use a permanent cure may be affected. It has, In fact, cured many cases that had resisted , other treatment. Price 25c per box.- For sale by F. G. Fricke & Co. and A. T. Fried. Mrs. Porter Entertains Her Class. Monday night the co.y home of Mr. and Mrs. G. M. Porter was the scene of a most happy occasion, when Mrs. Porter entertained her class of twenty live young men of the Christian Bible School. The class was divided equal ly, and half was to come dressed as girls and half as boys and all to be masked so as not to know each other, a prize being offered to the best getup Prof. E. L. Rouse, superintendent of the Bible School, and A. L. Zink, pas tor of the church, and G. M. Porter, f.mer, were criosen ror judges, and a very hard task they had, for the boys had entered into it with true Spartan spirit to see who could outdo the oth ers: they were all good but among those who seemed to deserve special consideration were Ray Barker, as a bride; Jesse Perry, as Little Red Rid ing Hood and Ralph Mullis, as a dus ky maiden, and finally it was unani mously decided to give it to the color ed sister, and the booby prize went to Ed Reynolds, as Pat. Mr. Rouse made the presentation speech, presenting the coloied lady with a large box of delicious bon-bons and Tat with a Dutch doll which had "Peenover pout seeks week most yet." After the prizes had been awarded, the boys sat down to a most beautiful ly decorated table. In the ceiling, immediately over the center of the table hung merry bells in beautiful colors from which hung festoons to each corner of the table in the class colors. A most dainty and delicious supper was served by the hostess, as sisted by Edith Buzzell and Carrie Becker. The boys organized and laid plans to build a fine room as an addition to the ehurch for their own use. This class has grown from a class cf three to twenty-five in abcut three months un der the efficient leadership of their teacher, whom they all have learned to love and respect, and who deserves great credit for her most untiring ef forts for the boys. Located in New Quarters. II. Waintraub, the proprietor of the St. Joe Fair store, has moved into his new quarters in the Roberts building, the first door west of McElwain's jewelry store. The stock of goods has been completely overhauled and re arranged and enlarged by a recent shipment of new goods. The public will find Mr. Waintraub comfortably located in his new store room and pre pared to supply demands for the latest and best novelties, and also a full line of floe dry goods at popular prices. Mr. Waintraub invites new as well as old patrons, to visit and inspect the stock which he now has on display at his new location. Receives an Invitation. The Plattsmouth lodge No. 0 A F. and a. M., have been tendered an in vitation to attend the reception of the celebrated Silver Trowel by Capi tol lodge No. 3 A. F. and A. M., of Omaha, on Thursday, March IT. The wonderful trophy started from the Justice lodge of New York, and in its mission around the world has visit ed eleven Masonic lodges, Omaha be ing the twelfth place. The Silver Trowel will be retained by the Omaha lodge for a month and will then be forwarded to the Denver lodge. Preparation for a grand cele bration is in progress, and it is likely that a number of the Plattsmouth lodge will attend the festivities. Think of It. B. F. Moore, representing the Ne hawka Milling Co., was here Satur day interviewing our merchants, and made the Journal a business call. This reminds us that while we are do ing so much to drive mail ordei frauds out of the country, in the interests of home merchants, would it not be in order for our local merchants to patronize the local mills of Cass county a little more extensively? Think of this, as you smoke your pipe. "What is sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander." An Enjoyable Afternoon. At the home of Mrs. W. II. Newell, the W. C. T. U. held a very pleasant meeting Monday afternoon. Quite a number were in attendance to hear an Interesting program prepared and ren dered by the home department of the society, and to spend an enjoyable af ternoon. Among those to favor the gathering with Instructive papers, and talks, were Mesdames Rouse, Shopp, C. C. and E. n. Wescott. A number of musical selections by Mrs. J. W. Gamble, Miss Gass and Mrs. E. H. Wescott, were also highly appreci ated. At the conclusion of the pro gram an elegant luncheon was served, soon after which the meeting adjourned. NEWS OF THE RAILROADS Burlington Cannot Afford to Stop Efforts to Handle Business, Steadily Increasing. Discussing the situation in which Die Burlington rinds itself, a man familiar with some of the affairs of that cor poration in Nebraska says: "The Bur lington may riot carry out some of the plans that it has made, but so long as it makes an attempt to carrv the busi ness of the territory through which it runs it will find it necessary to main tain its property and increase the ca pacity for doing business. That means that terminal work planned in several places in the state and across the river in Iowa must be carried out, If not now, very soon. The company, along with other companies piercing this part of the corn belt, is unalilt to care for the business enforced upon it." To which the Lincoln Journal adds: "At the present time it is said plans for yard Improvements have been made for Oxford and Pacific Junction. The yard work at Ashland is about complete. It is said that other yard work is planned at certain points where business congests. At Lincoln the yard work is well under way and workmen are now employed in erect ing buildings for the engine yards. "At Pacific Junction the company has a round house built for the engines of the old type, not large enough to ac commodate the new freight and pas senger train drawing monsters. It will soon be necessary to erect a new engine building there. "The company has a great deal of work to do along the Missouri river to protect its properity, and it Is claimed this will necessitate the expenditure of a large sum of money between now and June in order to avoid flood dam age from the early summer rise in the river. 'Since the high water in the Platte river two weeks ago caused so much damage a party of Rock Island survey ors have been at work near South Bend running several lines. It is planned to carry that road's right of way on higher ground on the north side of the river. Practically every year the Rock Island is put out of business temporarily at South Bend by damage to its bridge and tracks from high water. The bridge has been so much damaged that a new one is a necessity. With the building of a new bridge the officials plan to carry the line along a higher level on the north side of the river. It is reported a modern bridge will be constructed." The Burlington In Line. The following from the Lincoln Journal, would indicate that L. W. Wakely, general passenger agent of the Burlington, is one of the first to accept inevitable: "General Passen ger Agent Wakely announced yester day afternoon that the 2-cent rate provided by the new law passed by the legislature will be made effective by the Burlington railroad. He said that new tariffs are now being prepared in his office, and he hoped to be ready to put them in effect on the lines in this state by the time the law becomes op erative. "The news was received in Lincoln with much rejoicing. No definite statement came from the Northwest ern, the Missouri Pacific or the Rock Island, but railroad men presumed that these roads would be forced to meet the rate, even though they may intend contesting the validity of the law later on. In fact the opinion was expressed by railroad men that the roads probably will act in concert on any action that may be taken, but that the 2-cent rate will be made effective now, It was reported that a representa tive of the Union Pacific legal depart ment had said duringthe day that the new rate law will be obeyed." Death and Taxes. It is said that death and taxes are two things that cannot be escaped. If we were to revise the saying we would place taxes first, for of the two. taxes area little surer than death. Fortu nately, death comes to each person but once, while you can depend upon taxes coming several times a year and break ing out again after they have made their regular annual visitation. You may pay every thing demanded, and after you have a clear bill, find that the treasurer has dug up something that you tried to pay ten years before, and that has doubled in the meantime by the accretion of interest. Yes, taxes are much surer than death, though death comes to the relief of the tax-ridden citizen provided always that he leaves nothing behind for the tax collecto to gobble. Faster and faster the pace is set, By peop of action, vim and get, So if at the finish you would be, Take Hollister's Rocky Mountain Tt-a Gerinrf & G.