Iblattemoutb 3 a be out VOLl'.Mi: XXV PLATTSMorTII, N KlIlfASK.A , THURSDAY, Al'lil'ST IT, MML". 1 . TART CURB-STONE JOSHINGS Culled, Clipped. Penciled and Prepared for the Readers cf the Journal. '11, I V i.l.n .iln.iM ,1 tt :.:ill's -'" "' A- I Iioii-'Ii it ! nl :s limit : Tin r.- s it-t .i i In :irili "t ln--ii Tt, T 's II ! A t.ll ! tl.il tl " i "1 -'iv ii. Tli. n-'s ii"i ;i l.!-.-.in-' Tln ir'Mi"! ;i l.i--r v r ' Tin r - ii. -t ;i 1 1 r.-. ..r !; i li. ( l.i ' . ri.:il liiiN :i f. :.i I., r - v. i-'ht. 'A ll 'I'. .1 wi Hi,:, II in i' " Tel-phones have saved tli.- us-ip p : Hers i i i : i i i y ;i step Yes, the world will stop still w-hen you rl it in :i pig's 'ar. A farmer looks mighty good when he comes td town these flays. Did y.m see t)i' eclipse r the moon:' The young people, o' course, did. Eemember 1 1 1- street rair begins Monday and cont innes all week. A soft-headed nail and a hard-headed man are tnt 1 1 dinicult. to drive. Thursday. August -J4-tie great Woodmen picnic. Bemeinber the date. Jfyon are looking ror trouble and can't atTord an automobile, buy a mule. Brevity is said to be soul of wit, but the man who is short doesn't reel very funny. No. no, dear Cordelia, marriage and happiness are not necessarily syno nimous. At last we are to have a new walk in front or the two building west or the Journal oflice. Girls, it is better to marry a mere man than to cherish an ideal and re main an old maid. Some physicians would doubtless starve to death if their patients didn't carry life insurance. Procrastination may be the thief of time, but every man puts off dying un til the very last moment. An average man would soon attain perfection if he followed the advice he hands out to his neighbors. An old bachelor says that bossing is not a woman's province. No married man would say such a thing. There are a couple of young ladies in this town dubbed the Simese Twins, because they are always together. A woman like to have a man tell her that he thinks her feet are at least two sizes smaller than he thinks they are. A woman will forgive a man any thing during courtship, but she'll not forget to throw itupt) him after mar riage. Tci! us nut. ill mournful number. Life is Imt an empty ire:un. Willi' we liavt- tin- Glorious cui'uinlicr. Ai:i tin- I'o'.cl i.-e oreum. When you hear a married woman speak of marriage as beingja lottery it's doughnuts to fudge that she drew a blank. You can't tell from the way a man dresses how much he is worth. Some of the most gorgeous tlowers haven't got a scent. It is impossible to convince the aver age man that the watermelons he buys nowadays are as sweet as those he stole when a boy. If you never ran a newspaper, you don't know what it means to get all kinds of suggestions as t o how to oper ate your business. What a satisfactory old world this would be if we were all paid what we think we are worth and we actually earned the money. We noticed a young man and a young lady going down the street the other night, and from the tongue-lashing she wasgivinghim.it was easily noticed that, like the average woman, she did not want forlanguagetoexprcssherse'.f. One reason why there are several vacant store rooms on Main .street is because the owners will not fix Them up in proper shape. Several parties have been here to rent business rooms, but they want them in a presentable shape. The young boys of this city have adopted a new way of getting around the cigarette l.iw. They purchase a b x of cubebs and punch the contents out and refill the same with tobacco. It is hard work to get ahead of the youngsters in this day and am'. Where a property owner is too con founded stingy to put in a sidewalk in iront of his property the city authori ties should not wait a moment after giving thtm notice to do so. They are no better than those who do conform with the law, and not half as much re spected . It has come to a pretty pass when the two or three men. constituting themselves a -law and order league" try to dictate to the mayor who he shall place on the police force. Mayor Gering knows his own business and will perform his duties without any sug gestions from r.on-taxpaying citizens. River Steamers. T-VO '.'.in- sle;wi.'!s p.lv-vil Plutls- uioulli kfoiiig up th- Mis-ouii river Ti in i s.l.i v . Tor first was ,i handsome th ree-deck passenger hunt w hich was moijt.e to hiiah.t to be used theie as a pleasure !o:i! 1 1 passed here about i::;o and Ms name was "Bachelor." Tin second boat, k now n as t h" "' . K . '" and sai'l to b" ;l government boat, tal lowed some lime later. It. tied upat the railroad hiidge, where it was bril liantly ilhiininuted and was viewed by many people. ANSWERS LAST ROLL CALL Dr. Bartlett, a Veteran of the Civil War, Laid at Rest. The funeral of Ir. . I'. Bartiett was held at the residence of his step son, E. A. Holyoke, Friday at 2:.!0 p. in., and was private. Ir. Baitlett was born in Cayuga county, N. Y., ctober 1K215. Early in life he went to Wisconsin and began the study of medicine. He was a graduate of the Northwestern Medical University of Chicago, whose present dean, Dr. Iavis, he taught to read as a little boy. lie enlisted as a surgeon at the li ghtning of the civil war in the Urd Wisconsin Volunteer Infantry, and served during the entire tour years. At the close of the war Ir. Ifartiett was honorably discharged, with the rank of a Brigadier General, and the last two years was on (Jen. Joe Hook er's stall", and was his tent mate. He contracted rheumatism in the army and has been entitled to a pension during the last forty years, but abso lutely declined to make application for same until three years ago when he became totally unfitted to practice his profession. During the last two weeks of his life Dr. Bartiett regained his normal condition of mind, and it was with the keenest delight that those about him listened to his sage remarks and droll jokes. For him death held no fears, and he awaited w ith calmness and patience what he considered "'an advancement.'" The burial was made in the new Cemetery at Plattsmouth. (Omaha Bee" please copy.) GOING ON IN THE COURTS The Foreigners are Still Having More or Less Trouble and are Airing Their Affairs in the Courts. Mines and counter mines, plots and counter plots continue to be the order of the day in the foreign district of the city. Friday morning in police court came up the case of Mrs. Anna Bajeck against Mrs. Paul Bajeck. All con cerned are foreigners and the services of an interpreter were required. Mrs. Anna Bajeck testified that Mrs. Paul Bajeck's boy was pasturing their cow close to her fence and she (Anna) called in a gentle voice to said boy re questing him to remove the cow from the fence lest the cow pull down the fence. Whereupon Mrs. Paul Bajeck cried out in a loud and raucous voice to her (Anna) ordering her to let her boy alone, and further saying that she would tell the person who killed her pins a few weeks ago to kill some more of them. Also that Mrs. Paul Bajeck called her vile names. The defendant gave conllicting tes timony showing that it was she whose voice was ever gentle and the plain tiff was the one who used the vile lan guage. Each side was supported by witnesses. Judiie Weber discharged both par ties. But lie also warned those con cerned that their little squabbles are causing the city too much trouble and the next time they come before him they will both be given a good fine. The case of -Joe Nejedly against Frank Podlesak and Joe Sediak was heard before Judge Weber Thursday e .t nirg. The charge wasdis-turbingth-; peace by using vulgar, boisterous lan guage. The complaint against Sediak was w ithdraw n and Podlesak w as fined s.1 and costs. W. II. Betts. sr.. of Avoca. appeared before Judge Archer Friday morning, charged w ith assault and battery. Mr. Betts is an old man of benevolent as pect and is one of the well to do citi zens of Avoca. He was accompanied by his son, W. H. Betts, jr., and his attorney, C. E. TetTt of Weeping Wa ter. The case was continued until September s, and Mr. Betts was re leased under $200 jail. Jack Crawford is comfortably estab lished in the county jail. He has re quested the officers not to be in a hur ry about having his hearing as he "wants to rest." JUSTICE WINS OUT The Matter of the State vs. L. Barclay Charged with Selling Liquor to a Minor. STANDS FOR NO SPITE WORK Jury of Common People Stand for Right and Against Spite. The case of the State of Nebraska vs. L. Barclay was called before Judge Travis in county court at o'clock Saturday a. m. The charge was selling liquor to a minor, by name, Jimmie Jones. A. C. Bawls appeared for the state and Matthew tiering for defendant. The follow ing jury was empanelled: J. H. Thrasher, A. J. Beeson. Tom Mur phy, Henry (loos and Wade Windham. The trial lasted until after 11 o'clock. The case seemed to those w ho heard it to be one in which revenge was the motive Jimmie Jones is a big man with a heavy growth of beard, and ap pears to be about years of age al though his mother testilied that he is not yet 20. A short time ago he was forcibly ejected from Barclay's saloon and soon thereafter the complaint was made. Frank Gorton, the bartender, testi fied that young Jones had told him over a year ago that he was 21 years of age. Chief of Police Fitzgerald tes tified that he had warned Gorton that Jones was not yet 21. Jimmie Jones was called to the stand and displayed a temper which certainly did his cause no good. When addressed by Mr. Gering he cried in an angry voice: "You needn't be so loud about it."' When called to order by the court he only protested more and declared: "He don't have to bite my head ctl." Jones testified that he had never told anyone that he was 21 years of age. Attorney Bawls addressed the jury showing that the statute makes it a crime to sell to a minor whether the saloon keeper knows him to be a miner or not, and quoted cases in support. Attorney G e ti n g i n add ressi ng the j u ry said he thought the man who buys li quor, knowing himself to be a minor, ought t be punished. He declared that it would be impossible for a sa loon keeper to exist if he lived up to all the provisions of the Slocum law. Mr. Gering used the following illus tration: If a man is hunting during the open season for quail and in shoot ing at a bird misses and hits a man, he will not be held guilty of murder. But if lie is hunting during the closed season, thereby breaking the law, and missing a bird kills a man, he will be held guilty of murder. In his rebuttal, Mr. Bawls declared that while he envied Mr. Gering his eloquence and command of language, he had noticed that it sometimes led him too far. In this very parable of Mr. Gering's he found complete justi fication for his cause. The defendant had sold liquor illegally, whether knowingly or unknowingly made no difference, just as in the case of the man who had shot at the quail ille gally. The case was then given to the jury which si on teturned with a verdict of 'not guilty." Baffled the Physicians. A disease that is said to have battled the physicians unt il the patient died has been pronounced diphtheria, and presence of another case nearby has given the residents of that part of the city north of the tracks and west of Tenth street a scare. Health Oilicer Bohde said yesterday that he now has two diptheria cards up and that the disease may spread, although he looks for no serious epidemic in that quar ter. After the disease had been -pronounced diphtheria quite a scare re sulted in that part of town and many wild stories were atUat. One was that one family has lost five children in the past month, but a search of the death records does not prove that one child has been lost by that family. So far as the health officer knows the child that died did not miugle with others after taking sick, although it is true that the place was not quarantined until after the child's death, although two physicians were called before the child's death. Lincoln Journal. If you are a judge of a eood smoke, try the "Acorns" 5 cent cigar and you will smoke no other. The Disease is Catching. Cupid has been working havoc in the tanks of the school teachers of many of the towns as ell as 1 'hit t s nioiitii. At (irainl Island the school foice has been badly demoralized dur ing vacaf ion. and the mi' is t rue of other towns including l.eatrice, Kear ney and Hastings. But we do not, blame t lie dear oid girls. There is a tide in the affairs of school inarms, which, it taken at the ebb, leads on to matrimony, or words to that effect. The woman who has reached the age has no right to decline an offer. De lays are dangerous. D n't wait till you get so old and wrinkled that it takes two hours to plaster and paint up your face before it is presentable on the streets. At ELEGANT COUNTRY DINNER LAST FRIDAY One of the Most Successful Events of the Year Immense Crowd. It was a grand success the supper given by St. Paul's Evangelical church at Martin StepparCs farm home, Hi miles west of the city, Friday evening. Long before 0 o'cl'ick. the hour set for the first vehicle to leave, the crowd had begun to gather on the church lawn. And when the vehicles did arrive there were at least a hundred people ready to go. Two hayracks with heavy plank seats arranged cross wise, gave accomodation for many. The first load which left at ' o'clock consisted of two hayracks, one con taining .10, the other 42 people and each drawn by four sturdy farm horses. A number of similar loads left, the last going at X p. m. The night was perfect, clear and moonlight, and not too hot. The merry parties taken in the big wagons over the pleasant country roads to a big hearty dinner on the lawn of a country home certainly ''got their money's worth." It took the big heavily loaded wagons nearly an hour and a half to make the trip. The road was full of private vehicles of all kinds bearing people to and from the farm. By 8 o'clock there was not a single place among all the fences and buildings where a horse could be tied. There were scores and scores of bug gies, carts and carriages from the sur roundingicountry and regular swarms of people. Four big tables were placed upon the pretty lawn and Japanese lanterns and the moon made ample light. It is needless to tell how good the dinner was from roast chicken clear down the line of cake. And the people talked and visited till a late hour. The last load of people left the farm at 12:110 for home arriving here at about 2 o'clock in the morning. It is to be hoped that another dinner will be given in the very near future. Sucii an affair so liberally conducted is bound to be popular. Two Boys Drowned. The treacherous old Missouri claim ed two more victims Thursday. The Journal received a special from Ne braska City that evening stating that two young boys were drowned at that place about 4 o'clock Thursday after neon, while in bathing. Thenamesof the boys are Peggy" Young and Boy Clinkenbeard. At last reports their bodies had not been recovered. The full particulars have not been re ceived. Also Failed in Glenwood. A colored couple was refused a mar riage license this mornig by Clerk Gourly. They were total strangers in Glenwood, hence there was no one to identify them The man wasabout:50 and claimed to hail from Tama county, Iowa. The ladv. who said her home j was in Texas, was a very light-colored octoroon. The' were both very nicely d ressed . G 1 e n wood Tribune. The Tribune gives the proper de scription of the couple that was here a few days ago for license and was refus ed on account of the man being white and the woman colored, and we pre sume they were refused license over at Glenwood on the s:ime grounds. T. C. C. Club Entertained. At the home of Miss Bess Tyson the T. C. C. club was pleasantly enter tained Thursday afternoon from : to ij Music and social conversation occupied the time and Miss Tyson served a two course luncheon. The club was formerly made up of mem bers of the senior class of the Platts mouth high school. Those present were: Misses Zetta Brown. Eva Fox, Mina Herold, Flor ence Dovey, Gertrude Fassbender, laa Pearl man, Gretchen Walsh. This included all the former mem bers except Miss Helen Chapman and Mrs. Sarah Koch. THE HOBO IS THREATENED Missouri River May Throw Island Back to Mills County. Besideul s along the Missouii river in t he iei"it y of Ileiiton Station are watching with great interest the action of that stream which is just now bombarding with terrific force the hanks of Hobo Island. Last Friday W. C. DeLashmu! t . in company w ith Ben Lincoln and several others, crossed the river in a boat to investigate matters. They reported the river cutting ery badly on the north side of the Island, and the residents over there are mov ing out. Peter Marco lias lost 2H) acres of land in three weeks, and others have sustained similar losses. They say the river is also cutting on the south side of Hobo, which sounds strange. This is caused by the re bound of the current where it strikes on the north side of the I.'eeder Hub bell farm. Mr. DeLashmutt says it looks very favorable for the river to cut through the Island, thus regaining its old chan nel. He and his neighbors are again over there today watching thefieak- ish stream. Hobo Island comprises several thous and acres of land that was thrown to the Nebraska side during t he big Hood of issq. In reality it is not an island. The river now promises to do what was purposed to be done about a year ago by the land owners, namely, open up the old river bed through the Iland. With this accomplished, and the river banks properly riprapped, the farmers of St. Mary and Piatt eville townshps could once more rest secure. Glen wood Tribune. An Enjoyable Affair. At the home of Z. W. Cole, four miles south of Plattsmouth, occurred last evening a very pleasant reception, given by the membersof theTwentieth Century Literary Society, of and near Mynard. The beautiful lawn of the Cole homestead was gaily lighted with Japanese lanterns. Various games were indulged in which helped to pass the evening more pleasantly. At the proper time the guests were called into the spacious dining rcom where they were served with ice cream, cake and lemonade, elegantly served by some of the membersof the society. During the evening several musical numbers, both instrumental and vocal, were rendered by some of the mem bers of this entertainingsociety. At a late hour the guests departed wishing that many more such pleasant affairs would soon occur in the future, and thankingtheir hostess', the Misses Cole, for the royal way which they entertained their guests. Happily Wedded. Miss Nellie McGerr, of Davey, and Mr. John P. Cassey, of Havelock, were married Wednesday at 10 a. in., at St. Patrick's church in Book precinct. Father Murphy officiating. Mr. Casey is a prosperous farmer of Lancaster county and the couple will at once be gin housekeeping on Mr. Casey's farm near Havelock. The bride is the ac complished daughter of Mr. Ed McGerr one of the oldest citizens of Cass and Lancaster counties, having crossed the Missouri river in liT with the B. .V M. railroad, living at Plattsmouth for a time, but a few years later removing to Lancaster county, where Mr. Mc Gerr was engaged in railroad work un til a few years ago when he retired to his farm near Davey. The happy cou ple have many friends, who wish them success Times. and happiness. Ilaveioc One of the Bodies Recovered. The Journal gave a brief account of two boys being drowned in the Mis souri river at Nebraska City, in anoth er column. Boy Clinkerbeard and Frank Young, the young fellows drowned, were only ten years of age. They, with a number of companions, weie swimming in the river, which is very deep at that lace. They were not good swimmers and the current carried them out where the water is unusually swift and deep. Their strength gave out before they reached shallow water and they sank and did not come up. Their compan ions could not swim and were unable to assist them. A search was imme diately begun for the bodies. The boys were sons of William Clinker beard and B. F. Young. The body of Roy Clinkerbeard was recovered from the river Saturday night by the use of grapling hooks. The other body has not been recovered. MIDNIGHT PROWLER CAUGHT By Hard Pleading He Was Pei niirtei !o Escape Unharmed or Arrest. D W. Messersmith was awakeni d a 1 o'clock S:i t ii i la v motion, I .. hark ing of his little dog. At 'i-' e paid no attention to the dog. but as the harking continued and grew moie violent he lina II v arose and went into t he yard. He heard a noise in t he din cl ion ol his barn as of a door Iwiiig opened. He returned to the house and secured bis shotgun. Thus armed he moved upon the barn. Halting before the door Mr. Messersmith called upon the prowler to come out, warning him that resistance was useless. Instead of the burly rullian he expected to see. a rather small man of the hobo varety came lrorn the barn into the moon light. The man was small, was in his shirtsleeves and wore a slouch hat. As soon as he could speak he began to explain. He represented that he meant no harm tint was simply hunting for a place to sleep. Mr. Messersmith re plied t hat he was not running a lodg ing house and that t he barn was to be used as a sleeping apartment of his hot se exclusi vely. 1 he man begged hard to be let oil and Mr. Messersmith finally consent ed to do this. He escorted the fellow oil the premises undercover of the shot gun and watched him safely down the road. Later investigation showed that the stranger had made rather odd prepar ations lor retiring. He h id brought a barrel down from the loft of the barn and had also taken down a halter from its peg. These facts would seem to indicate that the midnight prowler was up to something of a m re serious nature than sleeping in somebody's barn. BUMPER CROP IN SIGHT "A Year of Plenty and Peace Throigh ou the Corn Belt." The estimates of the railroads in terested in hauling it, to market are that the corn crop of Missouri and Kansas will be "j 18,000, 000 bushels, or the largest on record for t he t wostat s. At the same time Nebraska, says the Chicago Inter Ocean, though its farmers have a larger proport ionate acreage of small grains to corn than they used to, reports the expictation of nearly, if not quite, the largest corn crop of Illinois and Iowa, which are the other two great corn states, while none of the border lands of the heavy corn belt is complaining of a crop failure. I Furthermore, the lain ers of the j corn belt are in condition to disregard the ''bear news" resulting from their enormous crop, which excites the corn pit of the Chicago and other grain marts. They are able to ' hold their Coin" if they don't like the price offered. The condition of the ''leagues of j corn" w hich stretch across the nation's j heart is such that in many places in this magnificent empire of corn there j will arise the situat.on in which a Kansas hamlet once found itself and j which inspired Eugene Ware's well known poem. ! From the fatness of the land and I the contentment of its people will I come such conditions to many corn j iiiUnities that they will have no crirn j inals to punish and so much corn to j store that they will iil! with corn not. only the barns and cribs and st.ore i houses, hut even the vacant jail. This seems to be a year of such plenty and peace throughout t!, corn belt that a po-t may ajaiii ex ultantly sing, "The jail i filler; with corn." Moved to Nebraska. Four members of the Pi.'g :a:no arrived in Plattsmouth ln-.l Friday where they expect to make tlc ir !.o r.c in the future. The Piggs were boin land raised in the Seven Oaks Farm at. ! New Sharon. la. They are not com mon hogs. They are of the anciei.t and noble house of Poland-China. They are of the nobility of pigdom and are inclined to look down even on common humans. The royal family traveled each in his separate crate and on a regular passenger train. Each individual is very clean and well groomed as befits his lofty station. Except for an occa sional grunt they refused to converse with the rabble which surrounded their compartments at the station and gazed vulgarly at them. The piggies are billed one to each of the following gentlemen: Tom P'ry, A. E. Todd, Fred Nolting and E. Todd..