The Plattsmouth journal. (Plattsmouth, Nebraska) 1901-current, April 14, 1904, Image 5
Written on a Wlen n.y Moved lutnK ril liv some po I for I cannoi oVr Ihe gentle uiii mat i reel mv r.acii ifiiiier wiiifiiif ee words Ml". The with ln lf aiieuk flic selfsame Wide World aver A miylng "'"I ami r"l miiril 111 It'llilerest lovnr Would Miuir hl.i Iml.V. nmyiie, in iihiukiu nir hand ..enr My lover wortls atul " irs near. THE RED MILK WAGON Hjr JKSXIlt l i.pyri9hl. mi. h thtil, Annie Bradley trudged along the sandy road in the face of a dry wind, swinging her school hooks by n long strap and lousing her pretty head de liantly as though enjoying her battle with the elements. It was a long walk from high school In the. center of Clayvlllo, n booming Kansas town, to her homo In 1. Oman's Addition; which despite ItH cilltled appellation was in reality but a stretch of farm country. The girl was too much occupied In building soaring air castles to heed fatigue. Swaying before the wind with a song on her lips and with rose colored dreams In her heart. In which shabby gowns and bitter pov erty played 110 part, she at last cume In sight of home. She stood for a moment gazing ab stractedly through the window. The yellow lamplight within seem ed to accentuate the coarse food, ami coarser crockery of the uncleared supper table. Bradley,' her father, had finished his meal and sat tilted back In his chair absorbed In the col umns of a weekly Populist news paper; for he was a Kansas Populist of pronounced views and boasted be ing the first man to smoke a cob pipe ami, wear a hickory shirt in the state senate chamber. Crooning a cheerless tune, Mrs. Hradley, her face lined with little ner vous wrinkles, went about, her work while a small girl on the floor rear the door was drawing figures with ono chubby finger in the line sand which the wind had sifted 'hrotigh the chinks. Annie drew a long breath and passed her hand over her face with something of the strange of an impersonator as he makes a rapid change. Her fingers were moist, but there was no trace of 1111 happiness on her face as she quickly opened the door ami entered tlio room. "Thought maybe thnt smart aleck doctor'd bo carryin' you out In his buggy again,' said Hradley presently. "He Is coming out later this even ing," replied Annie, her lips tighten ing. "Well, he needn't go to that trou ble, 'cause you won't see him; that limn don't miian i(tu tin tr.w.il li.lll. tin v i ii jiru it, r,mti, null his fine airs and his money spendin'." Annie dished consciously but made no reply. Ioctor Hey ward's words as the two had driven together under the light of n wonderful harvest moon cume buck to her with new force. "I shall always love my little Kansas sirl," he had said tenderly, 'even though we should be forever separated ami niter 1 am an old man with grandchildren I shall say she was the brightest spot" in my life." Of a sudden the Joy which his words hud inspired wns gone. The music In her heart which had mado the days seem so bright and the walks from school so short, suddenly ceased. She saw for the first time the remoteness of his meaning. Her lather's rough words had shattered lur romance. Hradley had always de murred at the attentions of the hand some, well dressed man of the world but he had never before so openly de clared himself. Mrs. Hradley looked up with secret sympathy at Annie, who abruptly left the table, her sup per untasted. The woman was gaunt and unhandsome and work Miaincd, but she wns a mother and she understood. 'Hiram," she said, as Annie left the room to see about the work of the hluhen, "hadn't we 'better' wait until morning to tell lur about the milk wagon? Sin- Is awful hit with that doctor mid what with all her pride, Trudged along the sandy road. It look like coming down oil her i'retty hard." "Her pride wilt be her downfall." thundered the man, bringing his nrst down wlih force on the table. "It li only right thHt she should drlvo ih t.v milk wagon and save tlm lilrln' of a new man." "I ll tell her." whispered Mrs. Brnd ley to her husband as Annie rejoined them In the dining room. ' A.;i,le." she began bravely. ' Your pa and mc have been talkln' things over the mortgage and all that, you know wo've been tryln' hard to muse the ends meet and Ply. Leaf. In me :i hook his lutl s rrs, Mlt'' look fur I'lin- im-s id own ,1,, ,i niijiir tli ble.,s1 tiuth to me. Ise this port praises, touch. or Hr.-t.-ln nil I ' tinux li t and f.m- J TTC: l.l.KW M.I.I N. )bl,,i,in,j lv.pii. we vo decided lliat yon we think it is best for you to drive the new milk wagon aiid Mivo the hlrin' a new boy." ror a aioniont ine nin stood 11s one dumb. Then the full Import of the words rushed over her with a Hood if sickening thoughts. To give up her school; to appear before her smart mends she had made In town In such a plight: "Oh, Mammy," she cried, "you ran not intend for me lo to peddle milk." The word stung Bradley "Perhaps you think yourself above v.orkln'," he sneered; "you don't belong to the common people, I sup The pose. You're joy was gone. belter than your pa or nia, eh? "Do I belong to the common peo ple?" Annie repeated slowly, looking straight before her as one In a trance, "I do not believe 1 do, for I delight in things uncommon, beauti ful things, music and pictures, and. oh. everything I shall never enjoy." She stilled a sob, but the storm burst despite her efforts. "I tell you 1 hate the common people." It was the wrong argument to use with Farmer Hradley. "Your Idees will be your downfall." he cried. "I've told you there's not h in' but vice an' corruption In the class you're dreamin' about and wanlin' to be like. The men are op pressors of their betters; knaves in business and libertines in secret. The women, ugh:" Hradley shook his head like a wild animal "pigmy women, happy with Uttering1 play toys; with 110 response to the plea of niolherh 1 nnd dent' to the cries of the struggling world. The common people, Cod bless 'em they are my people ami your people" he paused for lack of breath, then added brupt ly. "you be up by live In the morning Jlin'll help you load up." Jim was the hired man. Hefore live in the morning Annie's slight figure again swayed before the wind along the sandy road. Her face was pale and determined and one small reddened hand clutched ner vously 11 slim purse In the pocket of her ahlihby gown. The restless wind crept nnd moaned and bitterly laugh ed at the weary lit; lo pedestrian. "The world Is wide," she thought vaguely. "Theie must be a place for me," but the wan smile suddenly died ns her hand closed anew over the lit tle purse. It was broad daylight hefore she reached the railway station r.nd bought a ticket for Kansas City, though the train was not due for an hour. About this lime her absence was discovered at the farm. You must go to town for her, n.uick, quick," urged the frantic mother. "The little buggy's broke." "Take the wagon." "It's already started out with the melons." "Then, my find, what shall we do?" "The new, milk wagon's left. I guess she'll In glad enough to come back In thnt after her little walk." And ro It was that u-; Annie vlood on the depot plattc.rin undetermined at the last moment whether to board the Incoming train or return to drudg ery atul humiliation, she caught sight in the distance of the milk wa';on, hideously red In the morning sun. The train rumbled in at her side. Nearer and nearer cam" the wagon. "All nltoard.' shouted the conductor. Annie's eyes seemed riveted on the approaching wagon, with a half dazed half fasclontcd expression. The loaf ers standing alxiut regarded her with curiosity and amusement, which broke Into audible laughter, as she half screamed, "It's the wagon." In A frenzy of terror she sprang toward the nearest train coach. The train was jaggllng ami puffing and ponder ously moving out, but clutching the platform railing convulsively she swung herself free of the ground. A warning cry went up from the crowd. The train lurched forward with In creasing speed. With a la! despair lug glance the girl looked back. A doctor's buggy passed vaguely before her vls'on. then a blurred patch of red. That was all. An hour later with bowed head nnd a heart as ctaHhed nnd bleeding a.i the burden lie! bore, Hradley drove hom? with the (bod? of Ms daughter n her strange bourse. In u ooiio bite direction lh: Heywood drine run Idly 1. 1 his ot!i e "Poor little spirit." moaned tht father in agony of bitterness and re morse. "Why were ou ev.-r lu.m why why is anything?" "She wa a bright little creutur." murmured the doc'or; " too bad. too bad. Well perhaps it Is better so." ALL ALIKE. SAID THE NURSE. Frenchwoman Knew Something of Feminine Nature. "What is the matter this time?" asked Kill lie. tfce nurse, as she ap peared at ihe nursery door, wearing the shoes of a French souhictte and Ihe expression ot a atartyr. ' 11 want a doll!" walled the child She was squatting on the top of a hcjpednp pile or games in the mlddlt of the tloor. "Nonsense, moti ange!" said Kiflne. "Iwook at the dolls you have already there's your beautiful Parisienne, there's your (Quaker lady, there's your Spanish dancer, there's jour Dutch milkmaid, there's" "Sliill. up. will you:" snapped Ihe child. "They're all girls. 1 want a hoy doll, that's what 1 want." She pushed her toys away from her sulkily and cot up from the lloor. "1 want a boy doll." she added, with a loud soli, "because I've got 110 brother." With this deadly parting shaft she lelt the room .slumming the door be hind her. Of course Ihe child who had no 1 brotlier got, her hoy doll. He was a I l.onl rauiiWoroy creation, decked out in black velvet and lace bravery. He was almost 11s big as life and had pink cheeks and yellow hair. "And what. Is it that you are going to call him, nion ange?" asked Flllne, admiringly, looking at the new boy. "'Little Fool!'" answered the child promptly, holding him tightly In her arms and kissing him. "Mon Dleu! Why?" gasped the nurse. The child held "Utile Fool" off at arm's length, then, drawing him to her, kissed him again. "Because," she, answered, "that's what mamma cal; papa." ' Nom ile ciel!" cried Flllne, raising her eyes and her hands skyward. Then she sighed wearily. "We are all alike, we women," she murmured. New York Press. WAS GEN. SHERMAN HANDSOME? One Man at Least Was Constrained to Believe So. tien. Sherman wouldiit score at a beauty show, but lie Is good enough to make up," was Col. George B. Cork hill's remark to a lady, as the two lighters met her In the drawing room of a mutual trieud. "Now. franklv. Mrs. A., what's your opinion? Do you consider the General a handsome man?'' "Yon are striking me at very close range. Colonel." was Ihe response. "I shall have to explain. "When the civil war broke out we lived in a good-si.ed town in the West. One morning a neighbor came in and asked my father what he had been do ing to get his picture in all of the paper. and many of the store win dows. "Father disclaimed all exploits or leanings toward notoriety, and won dered what it all meant. The young sters rushed down town to Investi gate. The pictures In the papers and Ihe lithographs Jn the windows were of Gen. Sherman. So you see, Colonel " Intellectual Oysters. There still exists an old tavern In l.gudon with a swinging sign above the eiit ranee upon whose surface is painted an oyster and the legend. "The Whistling Oyster." Ono of our in- qi'is-itive, sharp Yankees strolled in that direction one day and stopped to laugh at the novel sign, then entered and asked for an explanation. "Certainly," replied Ihe host, "HI tell hit hevery hour of the day and night. I once 'nd a hoysler given me as was the curiousest hoysler a goln', nnd hit's God's truth, sir, that hoystei used to whistle us good as hever you 'card. The Y'ankee looked nt the publican Willi a queer smile in his eye and said : "I don't see anything remarkable Ir I !: lit oyster. We have one kind of oys ter and there's not one of that family that don't whistle. Horn so, you know You must have Imported your follow from the States. I know a tavern keeper in Maine, town of Saio you may have heard of it 110? Well, that man had an oyster, a regular saddler rocker, don't you understand and there wasn't a fly anywheres about that tavern. Ile used to put the oys ter on a table by the. window nnd flies went for him, 'cause be smelt salt, and he g.ibbled thein, He used to get down from Ihe table " "Get down?" questioned the publi can, witli 11 smile. "Yes." continued the Yankee, "got down by n siring and followed his master all around the house nnd the laverukerper wouldn't give that oys ter his dinner lil! he whistled 'Hall Columbia' all through. He often sang nl public concerts. All they had to do was to tickle his back with a feather ami he'il slii. anything." For Sunday Observance. The Belgian postolllce authorities have hit upon a novel Idea. Kvery postage stamp bus a slip attached to It which may or may not he used, it the option of the person who posit the letter. This slip Is worded lo Ihe effect thai the communication to which It Is attached Is not to be de livered on SundavO On all stamps of every denomination this notification Is to be found, and the consequence Is that there Is growing up In Belgium a tendency In the direction of having mo letters or newspapers for ne . papers are mostly delivered by posl on Sunday. In Our Own Writing. Tln-fi' l 11 li""k wlii-ro "o h m 1 1 1 write Hi liilili In i hiirirli'in nf liul'l. i-.il ine 1111 litinn'innrlil n v Tn I lot t "hK'Wil el llli' linn mil A H". It l llv Ihh'I; 'if ihillv lit" 'I'll" human enl'Mi'liir nf "trio- TIip Ititlilimt nnn:il nf mankind. Whirl! (!d will l'Ulil''li. nioc'l No Imek dlmlt Hv I'nm; in I Shall In r n fr In wim nr siii-f. And rvi-'y liiiml mint 't thrlii It tnh' "f hohiir nr nf "in. I.M. af OLD SPANISH CHUHCII MOST INTERESTING SIGHT IN SAN ANGEL, MEXICO. First Cedicated to the Worship of God in 1613 Plans Prepared by the Most Noted Architect of the Day in New Spain. The suburban town of San Angel, at the base of the foothills. three-quarters of an hour from the capital by electric car. is every year becoming more fashionable as a summer resort, and every year as modern conveni ences and better houses are provided in the outlying districts, more people take up their permanent abode there. To the casual visitor to San Angel the most interesting feature is the handsome old church of Nuestra Sen ora del Carmen. Its triple domes, with their tiles shining brightly in the sunlight, are the first objects that arrest the attention of strangers ap proaching the town. Its Carmelite bell tower, or campanarlo. Is distinctive, and the edifice Is one of the handsom est ecclesiastical monuments in all Mexico. It was dedicated to the wor ship of God In 1G17, or three years before the pilgrim fathers of New England landed on Plymouth Uock. The interior is handsomely decorated and contains some notable paintings by the famous Mexican artist Cabrera. Pious women have adorned the chapel of our lady, which Is one of the feat ures of this ancient church, and the magnificent Churrigueresque ornamen tation of the northern transept is a splendid specimen of this most dis tinctive Spanish mode of decoration. Beneath this transept rest In their eternal sleep forty-five American sol diers who were killed or died of dis ease during the war of the North American Invasion, when the adjoin ing monastery of the Carmelite fathers was converted Into a military hospital and barracks, the good father nut sing the wounded Americans with such Christian devotion and good will that when the, troops evacuated San Angel monks and soldiers fell on one another's necks and wept. Janvier speaks of San Angel's church as follows: "In the year 1013 Don Filepe Do Guzmniii a pious 'cacique' of Chlmalis tac, in fulfillment of 'his father's testa ment, gave up to the Carmelite order a huerta of considerable sl.e. Here the Carmelites built a little hospice. Don Filepe Do Guzman presently died, and a little later died also his widow, childless. By her will the entire es tate of which she died possessed pass ed to. the Carmelite fathers, and by these It was devoted to the building of the existing monnstery anil church. The plans for these buildings were prepared by the celebrated architect Fray Andres De San Miguel, a lay brother of the Carmelite order, and at tlmt time held to be the first architect of New Spain. That this reputation was well merited is shown by the beauty of his still existing work. The building wns begun June 20, 1613, and was pushed with so much vigor that the church and convent were finished within two years. The church was dedicated to San Angelo Martir, whence came the name of the little town that presently grew up around It. Modern Mexico. Vanity. The sun comes U. ai.il the sun u,n diiwn. And ilay ami nlht me the sinne us em'; 1 lie year grows green mm the ymr grows iiriiwn. And what is It a It. when all Is ilnnc? 'iralns nf Nomine nr shining snml. Sliding inln and tail nf the liiiml. And linn "11 ihiwn In shl.s In the seas. Anil a hundred shins are the same a.i tine; And backward and fnruard blows the bleize. And what Is it nil. when all lx dune? A tide witli never a slmfe In sigln, Selilni; steadily mi to the hinhl. The llMlier dn.,,e(h Ids m l in the stream. And a hunilnd slrenms an the same as line; And the inaiil. 11 die, ninth her lnv-lnrn dream. And what Is It all. vli. n all Is dime? The nit nf ;(.. tjsller Ihe lilltdell breaks And always the l i i-.i miiiK il.e dreamer v, aki s. - Harriet I'risenit S'inlToi d. To Discuss Physical Chemistry. The first number of a new review, the Physikallsch-Clieniisches (Vntral blalt. has just been. Issued. It is not intended ns 11 medium for (he publica tion of original work, but as a com prehensive centralizing review of progress in physical cli"mlsiry, the ex traordinary rapid rise nnd develop ment of which during the last decade Is almost unique in the history of sci ence. The abstracts are to appear either in Gorman. F.ngllsh or French, and. so l;tr as possible, will be lur nlshed by the authors themselves. The review will be Issued twice tl month. Cruel to be Kind. This story Is told of a well-known Philadelphia physician. He wns call ed, recently to the bedside of a man whom he had never before seen. "Why." allied Ihe physician of the patient's wife, "did you delay sending for me until your husband was uuuui scions?" "Oh," said she, tearfully, "as long as lie retained his senses, doctor, he would, i t let me send for you." Was a Russian Victory. The war between Russia and Jap an hns given rise to ninny reminis cences oil the part of those who have met socially the representatives of both tuitions. A Philadelphia society girl, who has Just returned from a visit lo Washington, tells an amusing story of her Introduction, at u semi. till 111 reception, to one of the nttnehen of the Husslnu legation. "Of course I didn't catch his name," she said, in telling the'vtory. "It seemed a mile long nnd twice as hard to pronounce. P. sounded like boltl- of whisky,' with n count In front or It. Well, when I vias Introduced to him I said! In a lociilnr sort of way; 'Count Hot tle of Whisky, how do you do-sky?' He looked at ine qui.zleally and then re marked: 'Bully govitch.' And maybe I didn't feel cheap." - Philadelphia Pr i s. Limits Power to Buy Drink. The government of Holland hits In troduced a bill to reduce drunkenness. Persons under eighteen are prohibited from entering a public house unless tcconiputiied by an adult. NEGRO KINGDOMS IN AFRICA. Many Are ' in High State of Cultjre and Prosperity. Now that Ihe negro problem Is a live question lu so many parts of the country, it is interesting to know what progress has been made by the ne groes who -remained in central Africa and kept separate from .he white peo ple. Fir at Iest I.400 years there has been a 11 amber of negro kingdoms in Ihe heart of Africa, which are prc tically self-governing. The kings are elected and share their power with queens, who are also elected to the position. There is a sort of nobility Into which any clever or prosperous citizen can climb. These kingdoms trade with each other. They have regular mirket days on which most of the buying and selling is done. They found out how to smelt Iron long before Kuro peans learned the secret, and the na tive blacksmiths make some very ar tistic iron weapons and ornaments. Thee negroes are skillful wood carvers. They are clever workers lu copper. They have l?rge herds of cattle and well cult! rated farms. They have a system of law that is quite elaborate. In some cases these negro people have reached a high state of culture and prosperity. Chicago American. HAVE DOGS vTONED UP." Parisian Has Plans to Improve on Na ture's Design. "Throw physic to the dogs!" Mac beth might not have given vent to this disdainful exclamation if he had re ceived a certain circular which had fallen Into the hands of a French gen tleman, as he would have perceived lhat the canine species is not consid ered unworthy or Ihe dignity of mas sage. According to the Paris corre spondent the scrap or paper in ques tion contains a little tariff with re gard to what can he done for the im provement of the appearance of the friend of man. Thus, 40 francs is charged for "the change of the shape of the muz.le," 80 francs for "putting wrinkles into the face ot a bulldog," 20 francs for "transformation of n hanging ear Into a straight one, and vice versa." and upward of 100 francs for the arrangement of the forepaws of a bulldog. For the "change of the size of a tail" 20 francs are asked, the color being altered for 30 francs. The author of the circular also undertakes to pull out superfluous hairs at the rate of !) francs an hour. So, at least, the French gentleman declares, and at any rtte Ihe story Is creating a good deal of merriment. New York Trib une. London's Vehicular Traffic. As showing the growth of the om nibus traffic of Umdon, and how lit tle the opposition of the "tubes" was felt after the novelty had worn off, J. H. Moore, who presided at the half yearly meeting of the Umdon Road Car company the other day, mentioned that in Oxford street, below which the Central London railway ran, the number of omnibus journeys run by the various companies prior to the opening of that railway in 1899 was 2, 292 a day, while to-day the number was 2,416 an increase of 124 jour neys. Mr. Moore said he had great faith In motor cars and believed when a suitable vehicle was found it would beat the tramways. Umdou Kngi neer. Not Before. If ynll set 1I11W n at si I nf .-101. And riiiinl the nils that ynu have done, And eiiuntliig iimi line self-deiring ne, nne wnvil Thai easid the heart nl him v.hn board, line glance mnMl kind That fell like sunshine where it went. Tin 11 you may count that hniir well sn nt. Hut it. Ihi nuyh all the livelong da v. You've 1 ''leered no In all b vea nr 11. iv; If I In iiikIi Ii all You've nothing done willed you ran traeo That blnllght the sunshine to one fare, No ael innsl small Thai helped seine Honl. and untiling cost. Then riiiinl that day us worse llian lost! When we have done Ihe best we ran To )n.lp uplift our fellow man, '('ii ease his lead of eare and sin. Yel all In vain. We may begin All human nature to ilephin llllt mil hefore. Woman's I.lfe. Africa'.; Immense Falls. A company has been formed to ex ploit Victor! 1 falls, in fhe Zambesi, and will build a hydroelectric generat ing slat ion with the expectation of supplying power to Il.e Waukle coal fields, Bult1v.11.vo. Ihe Gwelo. Sebaskive and Hartley gold fields, all of which are within ..no utiles. The falls are over oo feet high, and, while ihe total amount of energy running lo wtrste at Niagara is T.hO'i.i oii horsepower, the corresponding figure for the Victoria fails In the wet season Is :i.i,noit,t;oo. The rai'way has now been completed to within seventy miles of the falls, and will soon reach them. The Harm Noise Does. Xole Is nn undoubted factor in Im pairing the '.one of the nerve centers. Whether we are co'isclou , of it or not it hurts the hralu and has a deafening, dnzlng. bewlldi ring effect on the men tal procerus. It tires the lirnln and tends lo produce cerebral hyperemia. To live in a noisy atmosphere is to shorten one's days. - London l-amlly Doctor. Testing Kentucky Whisky. "Now. there nre plenty of kinds of whisky." said Representative Ollie J unes of Kentucky, "but the people lu our stale contend that our bourbon hi the bo.-,: Ill the world We sell to outsiders nil that dues not pasi our test." "Wlnl Is (he test?" asl;ed Represen tative Beliller of Ohio. "Why." said Mr. .lames, "we inject one drop of It Into the veins of a rub bit. and If alt.r that the rabbit will not tight a bulldog the whisky is 110 good." Stray Stories. Alien Gold in France. With the view of ascertaining Ihe proportion of lorelun gold coin, coin pared with the French, the director of Ihe French mini requested the Bank 01 France lo obtain fiO.nuo pieces from 'he tills of different branches In the provinces. An examination of that coin showed thai 41,aK.! were French and 8.417 foreign, the latter represent ing nearly 17 per cent. The alien gold was principally Belgian, Italian. Aus tro llnngarlan. Swiss. Russian, Creek, Spanish, etc. Past Alaster The old man. James Read, whom Detectives Collins and Waters of the L Division sueeeeded nn Saturday in 'ending to six months' hard labor, was reputed lo be one of Ihe most expert and. In his heyday, the most success ful, pickpocket in London. On the proceeds of his professioa he used to drive In a brougham. Read is lu his seventieth year. Tall, elegantly dressed always, with vener able white beard and glossy silk hat. he was sometimes mistaken for a peer of Ihe realm. When he spoke the de ception was the greater, tor his voice was clear and cultivated. He was once a master tailor In the West Kink but for many years he has netted large sums in consequence of his mania for collecting other people's purses. He was an earnest patron of fashionable bazars, weddings and other ceremonies and functions at tended by crowds of wealthy women. As the detectives said, another of his schemes was to follow bishops at con firmation services. r High Railways in Peru One of the most Interesting trips afforded by the present transporta tion facilities of Pern Is that over the Ooyo railroad, which' now runs from rallno to the gold fields of Cerro de Pasco. It is considered one of the wonders of the Peruvian world, and the original contract was tiken by Mr. Melggs at J27.;oo,0(IO in bonds at 19. It is certainly the greatest feat if railroad engineering in either hem isphere, and as a specimen of Ameri can enterprise and workmanship it suffers nothing by comparison. It was begun in 1870 and finished in 187ii. and additional work has since been done on It. Commencing in Cttl lao, if ascends the narrow valley of the Kimttc, rising nearly ii.not) feet In the first forty-six miles. Thence It goes through the intricate gorges of the Sierras till it tunnels Representative Bede of Minnesota is among the best of story tellers, and his friends regret that be Is not oftener in evidence in Ihe cloak rooms. One of his latest is this: "Many years ago there lived in Min nesota an eccentric justice of the peace, but who was thoroughly hon est and who tried to do justice in ad judicating differences between his neighbors. The old gentleman had a decided hatred for the quirks and quibbles of law. and not infrequently he rendered his decisions without re gard to the legal points laid down by eminent jurists. "In a certain case before him it was shown that Justice was on the side of Ihe plaintiff, but he had slept on his rights until he had legally lost them. The attorney for the defense Horse Saved A Maiden 1 kysicinn had an adven ture soni" time ago which he does not care to repo;-.!. although it gave him n much higher appreciation of the inlellignee of his pet driving horse than he had previously enter tained. He was returning home from visiting h patient late at night, in company with a clergyman, when the horse stopped short nt one of (he most dangerous grade crossings with in Ihe city's limits. Absorbed in live ly conversation with his clerical friend, and seeing no gate down, he mechanically touched the horse with the whip and urged it by his video to go forward, hut the spirited animal for once would not respond, and. in stead of obeying, stepped briskly aside and turned his head as far a.i possible from the train, which just then t m.m m.mmm - ! I "Justice" Was His Motto Odd Leap Year Customs In Kngland leap year is supposed to confer upon the fair sex the privilege of choosing life partners for better or for worse, but (lie custom is more honored In the breach than in the ob servance. The gypsies, especially In Hungary, enjoy and make a very ex tensive use of the right at all times in accordance with an ancient custom. Tims a marriageable young gypsy girl in the land of the Magyars, as soon as her heart is smitten, takes good care that the smlter shall hear of tlio havoc he has wrought and have a chance of consoling her. With this praiseworthy onjeet In view, she has a love letter Indited, places a coin In a piece of dough, bakes It and throws the billet-doux miring Ihe night Into Sigh of the Emigrant "Since I eame over"--MM she stood, Ibr reii, tough hands In straining clasp As though III soaie strange way sin would Find some tare liea-uire hi her grasp; Find someihliii! tangible to clutch And hold, and know It for her own Ont of tile thlmts lie had love.l much, (Jul "f the days dial she had known. in.-e i 1 anie ever"- - And she smiled: A I lu Ii t surxed In her llstis eves Alld. like II joyouii. rare free child. In wliese In-art nauitht of sulrnw lies, she told lis ill the path Mil' ItllCMf, And nana small fiaKtnenl nf n song Fonie Pltle ;.lialn of '"fyi" so hlim" Iht In h"r nilr.il hud llnaervil lung. in Crime1 To all thoe affairs it was his cus tom lo drive up in his broughata. Then, in the rare cases, when suspic ion fell uKn him. he possibly escaped on such strong evidence of respecta bility as Ihe possession of a private carriage. It Is believed that to that end he has always made his own clothes, and they were perfectly pro vided for his needs. His covert coat could be apparently hanging over his wrist, yet mi arranged was It with slits lit at his hand would be gliding through the center of it all Ihe tluin in and out of other people's pockets. The departure of the Continental boats lu the holiday season also at tracted him. lie was a man of con siderable education, and so great was nis gift of assumed dignity that often, even when caught almost red-handed, he would escape the consequence by thtt aid of hi plausible tongue. It was lu a large measure due to him that the backs of outside seals on I,on don omnibuses had to be altered. lxindon News. the Andes at nn all Undo of 1 5.C.45 feet. Ihe highest point in the world where a piston rod is moved by steam. ISio wonder Is doubled on remembering that the elevation is reached In seventy-eight miles. One of the most remarkable things in connection with this road Is that between the coast and summit there Is not an inch of down gradu. The difficulties fiicountered in its con struction were extreme landslides, falling bowlders, soroche (or the diffi culty of breathing in high altitudes), and verrugas, a disease known only along the line of this road, character ized by a species of warts breaking out all over the body and bleeding. About 8.0(I( workmen were engaged at one time and between 7,000 anil 8.000 persons: died or were killed In the construction of Ihe road. called Ihe justice's attention lo this fact and cited a decision of the su preme court to sustain him. "The attorney brought forth vol ume alter volume and read the au thorities. " 'You can stop where you are.' said the old justice, as lie pulled off uud rubbed his spectacles, "for 1 am sutls tied that such a decision was made by the supreme court, but I want to say lhat. If that court sees lit to make a fool of itseir II Is 110 reason why I should. It Is my opinion that the su preme court Is a nuisance yes, a miserable nuisance and I overrule its decision on this point and give judgment for the plaintiff. Justice Is justice, sir. in this court, nnd to the devil with the higher tribunal.'" Washington Times. Two Lives whizzed by at the rate of forty miles an hour. It was a close call for occupants of the carrii.ge. who the sat breathless through the moments of terrible suspense, but the horse main tained its attitude of n half circle until the danger was past. It seems thai the gatekeeper was asleep at his post, nnd bad neglected his ilulv but the delicate ears of the horse had dc teeled tiie Hound of the coming train and had rightly interpreted it as the signal 01 a tianger to bo avoided Both nun wire firmly convinced that they owed their lives, under Pmvidenee to the Intelligent use the animal made of its former experiences with grade crossings, and nothing but. a farm "down Cast" with a radium mine on it would now tempt its owner to part wiih il. Boston Transcript. J the bedchamber of her bridegroom elect. Then she possesses her soul lu patience and awaits developments. The Burmese maiden begins her mar riage campaign at a much earlier stage. In order to get together a goodily gathering or young men from whom lo choose, she places a lamp in her window at night it In known as the 'lamp of love" nnd entices all those youth who are candidates for the order of benedict. In sunny Andu lusla the peasant girl whose heart has been stolen by a stalwart young husbandman prepares n tasty pumpkin cake and sends it to his home. If he eats It-and the Andahislan girls take good rate to make it highly edible the pnlr are forthwith betrothed. I.ondon Telegraph. "Since I cume over"- Hbe would tell Mf days that wer Infoie she rani": ir broad Hold ht she loved so well; Mf niMs bnrstliiit Into Ham-; Of sunny dry and starry timid - Then. a n soni, In slteiiee dlei. Tha Kirain iiK of the hn.-v liitht Wiiil Nwlllly from lu r wistful ej cm. Hliiee she "cn m nvri V' Ah -a ml j 1111 And I, uud all i.r us have known The heartache In the liiicwrlt view Mf some hind Unit we called our own. We know how many lidi-s there bi nf wlil-h for nye ar In-reft. Across tin sea nf memorv What hipv lands nil lmv left! -W. 1. N III ChleiiB j Trlbiiht. -1.