. t Si ,w, - - - . II . r 'I Commoner (Lomment- The following is the substance of United States. Democracy has its false the mwh delivered by Mr. Bryan at prophets now. They stand in the mar- Columbus. O.. February 12. at the din- ket places and talk about harmony ner given on Lincoln's birthday by the the very thing that they themselves jenerHon-Jat-kson-I,ln-oln league. Hon. have destroyed. They demand the John J. Ientx was toa&tmaster and ex- I leadership and say to the party: "Did ftovernor Budd of California, and we not hold office In thy name, and In mayor Tom I Johnson of Cleveland I thy name draw large salaries?" If alHo made speeches. Mr. Bryan said: I the party has learned wisdom by ex It la enUrely appropriate that we I perlence it will say: "Depart. I neTer rneoraie mis nay. in April. 1859. the knew you. ye that work iniquity." republicans of Boston, celebrated the I Those who are old enough to aspire birthday of Thomas Jefferson, and Ab- J to leadership have made a record dur- ranam Uncoln In a letter expressing j Ing the last seven years and by that nis regret mat he could not be present record they must be judged. The great eulogized the author of the Declaration fight between manhood and mammon or Independence in eloquent terras. Lin- began In 1896. and is not yet decided, coin said at another time that he had Those who did not realize the nature no political principles that he bad not of the contest then ought not to ask to drawn from that declaration. If the be put in command over those who early republicans could nonor the natal day of Jefferson in 1S59. we democrats can at this time observe with fitting ceremony the birthday of Lincoln. . . ... i am giau u ne present on tnls o casion, and I appreciate the generous words of compliment spoken by the toa.stma.ster. Mr. I.entz. We are for tuaate in having with us in our fiht aaintf. foes within the party and againHt foes without, so able and cou rageous a democrat as Mr. Ivnt. has shown hinii-elf to be. I was glad to listen to the distinguished ex-governor of California. You are to be congrat u la ted on his presence, not only be cause of the pleasure his speech has givnn you. but because he is a living proof that w have active and vigorous democrats on the Pacific, coast. Pardon me if I call him a Budd of promi and we have them all over the country. I was gratified to hear him refer to the work that Mr. Hearst has done person ally and through his papers. Mr. Hearst Las been of immense service to the Irty. He has shown that wealth need rot lead a may away from the people: he ha shown that he is willing to trust his fortunte to the care of laws made by the masses. The democratic party has never condemned the accumulation of money by honest means. A man can have any amount of money if he makes it legitimately and still be a democrat. It is only when his money ban him that he finds it necessary to be a republican in order to find con genial company. Jefferson, the greatest democrat of all time, was rich in, this world s goods richer for his days than Hearst or Johnson are now but Jef ferson asked for no class legislation, and lived up to the maxim. "Equal rights to all and special privileges to none." It has delighted me also to hear did. and those who knew the nature of the contest and yet directly or Indirect ly aided plutocracy must repent and bring forth works meet for repentance Lefore they can be trusted with control. We want harmony, but there can be no harmony between the party and men who call themselves democarts and yet oppose loyal democrats more bitterly than they do republicans. !t I.i much easier to convert the repub licans who really desire just govern ment and equal laws than it is to draw back to the paity those who, trust ocntrlbuted $175,000 to his- cam paign fund more than half as much as we are able to collect from the more than six million who supported our ticket in 1900. lis administration was mortgaged to tMa trusts and his record was hung like a millstone about the neck of the party In two campaigns. He is nearer to organized wealth than any living republican and as a presi dential candidate, if his nomination were possible, he would be more accept able to the monopolies thaa any re publican that could be named. What mockery to talk about harmonizing with him or those who worship at bis shrine. No matter what qiiestion is consid ered,, whetehr train, money, trusts, imperialism or the labor question, the same principles must be applied and the democratic party must meet them all and on all of them deal fairly and honestly with the people. Even on the low plane of expediency success cannot be won by aping repub lican policies and methods. With a party as with an individual character Is all Important, and what the demo cratic party needs today more than re cruits is to get rid of those so-called democrats who use the democratic name as a cloak while they carry out undemocratic designs. They repel honest seekers after good government because their record is such that their very presence in the party casts sus picion upon the purity of the party'3 motives. The democratic party must SHODDY PROSPERITY REFUBLICAN CLAIMS CONTRA DICTED BY FACTS. Trusts Able to Pay Enormous Divi dends, but the Purchasing Power of the People l Almost Exhausted What Charity Workers Say. understanding the issues, supported cta. ,OIt. 1Hoola a. it milHt . 1 11.' . I 1 . I . fl(. . - .J . 1. - w V " v' v " " " " ' iue republican ucttec in or voteu for Palmer and Buckner, for many re publicans, though not approving of re publican policies, were held to the party by the strength of party ties, while the democrats who left their party gave positive proof that they preferred republican principles to denvl ocratlc principles. were held within apply democratic principles to all ques tions regardless of the prospect of the temporary victory or the danger of temporary defeat. If a young man asks my advice I tell him to be honest and industrious, performing well eveiy duty as it comes. If he asks me if that will rimrantei Immprllfltp Riifpess. I Many republicans wIm lh.t ImmcHiato minuet en n not their organisation hu anv fn hut that by the recollection of early republican lrit ,g the on,y basis upon wnich per- rusumeuui. urn. me uemm.au. manent success can be predicated, went over in 1S96 were attracted by T, a . th tpilth rrmstontiv ha the vices and hypocrisy of modern re-1,,, become better and better able to piiblicanism. and we do not want them .. T, . .:,. tr tirnnro to come back until they are disgusted it for a reward he ultimately loses the enough to come back for good. They to dlstinguisn the true from the told us how it pained them to leave fa1o. a nH t mv arid that it is not the party in 1896 and I do not want probable that a man of ability can live them to be compelled to go through the an uprlght life in any community for same anguish again, as they will have twentv.flve years without so wining to do if they return to us with the hope tia Mn1,Aant.a nf via nPip-hhnrs as to of transforming the party into a re- K caUed u to gerve tnem publican party. ,r :i to f The struggle . between . democracy I D" KT Vi' , , and plutocracy is still on and must con- 11 ul" a"u tinue until one side or the other is com- ln fcp ercep"nl 0tlTXXthm pletely triumphant. It is a real contest I,tiis4fure bneeie! ln ft a"" with the welfare of the race at stake, and we are not willing to have it con- 11C ? lL a- I The plat-I w I uug ujl om i ciiurunife VArtarl Intn a oha m To 1 1 1 a against the voice of Cleveland's mayor. form of 189G was democratic, and the the riht- n must invite the confidence i rejoice mat senator nanna nncis in questions raised by it have not been OI inose w"a. wnui. buu s"u-' ttlnrl The nialfnrm arfnntprl t Kan- c """ ' " sas City was also democratic, and the issues raised by it have not been set tied and the republicans have no plans for settling them. The reorgan izes tell us that the money question has been disposed of, but no statement could be farther from the truth. True, we have fome five hundred millions more money in circulation now than we had in 189G,but it only proves that we were right in asserting that more money would make better times. And his own home city a foe like Tom John son, who has the brains and the brav ery to meet him and overthrow the commercial standard which the repub lican leader has set up. Mr. Johnson says that he has no higher ambition than to be mayor again. Well. God speed him In the realization of that ambition, but as long as I believe as I believe now that he only desires of fice because the office will enable him to protect the rights and interests of the people. I shall be glad to aid him I care not to what he may aspire I have taken for my subject tonight, "The Test of Democracy." but I do not care to preach a new gospel or to for mulate new rules. The principles to which we hold are not new principles; they are truths self-evident truth and truths are eternal. Jefferson did not Invent the principles set forth in the Declaration of Independence; he merely stated them in language so apt that the words will always linger in the memory of man. Jackson did not create new principles; he simply ap plied with matchless courage the polit ical doctrines handed down from a pre ceding generation. Neither did Lin coin originate new principles. He built upon the foundation laid by Jef ferson. And we today are not seeking to secure the adoption of a new theory of government; we are only trying to make the government what the fathers intended it should be a government of the people, by the people, and for the people So with the rules for measuring men and parties, they are not new rules, they are rather the every day rules which we apply in the ordinary affairs of life. Nations and parties and men are judged by their performances rather than by theirpromises: by their works rather than by their words. In every calling, profession and occupa tion men are measured not by what they say of themselves, but by what they do. and it is even so in politics. Christ laid down a rule that applies to the world as well as to the church He knew that false prophets would arise to deceive and to mislead, and He ave to his disciples this sound, but simple test for distinguishing the falso from th true: "By their fruits ye shall know them. He stated it even more Etrongly and said: "Many will say to me in that day. Lord. Iord. have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works? And then will I profess unto them. I never knew you: depart from me. ye that work iniquity." There have been false pronhfts in politics also. There were fals? prophets in the days of Jefferson men who professed great love for the people ond yet would not trust the peowle. There were false prophets in the days of Jackson, and he was warning his countrymen against them when ho said: "The path of freedom is contin ually beset by enemies who a3sum? the guise of friends." The nation has its fal?e prophets today who are de claring that duty to the Filipinos com pels us to make subjects of them, an l yrt thrr,e false prophets a; ? not will ing to do their duty to citizens of the ment administered for the benefit of tae whole people. Instead of trying to make the democratic party so much like the republican party that we s!iaU get a few republicans by mistake, let us make it so different from the re publican party that we shall get many republicans by design republicans who turn from the mammon-serving leaders of that party and seek a party that puts the man before the dollar. When we gain such recruits the party I in V. ......... V.nnnl l-!-.f V In numlutrs yet with all this unexpected increase in Wl" ,uc sutU6luc'r' "o. the circulation we still have too little money in the country. Reserves are loaned and reloined and Secretary Shaw had to rush to the aid of Wall street and tide the financiers over a panic by giving them the free use of more than $130.0000,000 of government money. Not satisfied with this scarc ity of money they are now seeking to make the silver dollar redeemable in gold and abroad the financiers are en deavoring to make gold dearer by driv ing silver-using nations to the go?d standard. cannot long conceal its degeneracy. The commercialism that now dom inates will so degrade it that there will be a revolt. The protectionists ln the party will not allow any revision of the traiff, the financiers are becoming more and more exacting, the trust mag nates insolent by refusing to permit any effective legislation, and Philippina syndicates continue to demand that their pecuniary ventures shall be made profitable at the expense of the Amer ican people. This cannot last always. I T Ult.M a Winn j IA Ofl1 1AT11 Vkl t 'Q A Talk about the money question be- """1'"" J". i Incr eottlcH' Rptarv Shaw In his JuugmeuL nuai., p.v. latest report declares that we have just reached one phase of the money ques what party fan republicans turn for relief? Let us make the democratic II""?: "r"::'1"; party their hope and their reliance null. ioui uwu spitumu CAfuurui wi - - thoii- ennnnrt democracy, the president, has already ir" . r f,, -t y,aa th . r I bv eivins assurance that it nas tne canea aneniion 10 iu .ir. oiiaw saj a. i - - otrtv, in "The frequent purchase and retire- courage lo urui ment of bonds renders the amount available for circulation gradually less, while a rapidly growing population. additional banking facilities, and ex panding trade suggest the need of m ever-increasing circulation, f. there fore the time has arrived when it will be necessary to adopt one of two pol- resist temptation. Let us make tne word democracy stand for positive and azeressive principles. Let it apply to citizens who are unterrified and incor ruptible. Let it be so holy a name that none will assume it who lack sym- nathv with the struggling masses or who are willing to trust tne people wmi the management of their own affairs. icies: euner me government ueut The democratic banner may be an in- be perpetuated as a basis for national I e nn a1d to those who are full harmonv with all the issued as occasion may require, or some other system must be provided. Here is a financial proposition that must be met and it Involves the same question raised by other phases .t not in party's purposes, but that banner can not be nlaced in tne nanas oi nie.i about whose democracy there is- any Question. As in a church so in a party. the organization must be in the con- the money problem, namely. wnetnPrtroi ef those who are strongest in the the government snan ue run iur fajth and whose lives are o living creea. benefit of a few financiers or in the in- Tf n!)rtT -iii but maintain its in terest of the whole people. The demo- tetrrity and convince the country of t rans rariy l3 ntustu i wHi'"" " its steadfastness or purpose me nag jl bank currency whether based on bonds tne party wSij yet be placed beside the or on the assets of the banks. It is - tn union and the words "de- pledgcd to the greenback issued and and "republic" will be ree- controlled ny tne government, an.i ognjze(i throughout the world as reprc e very democrat nominated for a federal I splf-eovernment and ofTircmust take his stand upon tnisl. t! qiltSlILMl. 11 ii r- uirco me wain m i ill 1 1-v V T-r-n Anv" anrl rent lie win "'-" " . -o 0.rH 5e caHsfie.l "disrupt the party" again; If he ravors n rroiurm v,,... - the bank currency he will not be sat-1 with the shackles manufactured by the isfactory to any opposed to the moneyreccnt congress he is in perfect .accord trust. The democrat who attempts to interests he once threatened ienore the money ouestion is either deceived himself or is trying to deceive others. Neither can the reorganizers be trusted to deal with the evils of private monopoly. Mr. Cleveland is the neal to shackle. rney iook upon me shackles as being ornaments of rare design and workmanship. A republican organ that still insists In spite of the fait that Senator Hanna and other republicans assured th American people that "There are no trusts." rerkli'an papers are now boa?tins of the "anti-trust" legislation that has been passed by the republican congress. The New York World overlooks the fact that tariff reform was "repudiated br the people at the ballot box before bimetallism as "repudiated" by them at the ballot box. But the New York World has a habit of overlooking the kinks in its logic. mil front of the reorganizers and we that " the foreigner pays the tax can judge by his record what the party says that President Castro's order in- would do on this suhject u again unurr i creasing duties per ceui m nam his leadership. He was elected in isyj on the merchants doing Dullness in by money collected from the corpora- Caracas, but does not explain how that tions and his administration was dom- can be when the foreigner pays the inated by the corporations. uns tax. Mr Hanna has given his permission n will be noted that the newspapers veral Ohio gentlemen who yearn so busily encaged in selectir.T a can to run fnr governor on the republican didate for the democratic party in 1904 t'eket. In due time Mr. Hanna win are the newspapers mat so coraiany nominate the candidate supported the republican ticket in l&Jb and 1900. ThP New York Tribune asserts that "Goebelism is still rampant in Ken-1 The indications are that ths next tucky." The Tribune should take note time Mr. Baer win not aeciare mere of the fact that one Taylor is still hs nothing to arbitrate until after he ramnant in Indiana. has made a second examination. if the foreigner pays the tax. howl The time to organize is right now. comes it that the tariff-fed barons wax I To wait until a few weeks before eleo- so rich? tion day is political iony. Prosperity, prosperity, prosper ity" we hear and read of it all the time, whether we listen to after dinner speeches or read the metro politan newspapers. Where there is so much smoke there must be some fire and there is. The earnings and profits of the - railroads, trusts and monopolies are simply marvelous The net profits of the Steel trust in 1902 were 132,000,000; of the Stand art Oil trust 545,000,000; of the Beef trust probably $100,000,000; of the Anthracite Coal trust perhaps $100,- 000,000, in spite of the six months' strike. The profits of the thousands of other trusts, including the natural monopoly trusts, were enormous. nut trusts and monopolies can not thrive except by obtaining high prices for their products. Unfortun ately, somebody must pay these high prices. They are, in fact, paid by the whole of our 77.000,000 people. Upon all of them, except a comparatively few, rests the heavy burden of trust prosperity. The farmers of the West have been able to carry their share of this heavy burden because they have been blessed with excellent crops for five or six years, and, be cause of poor crops in the rest of the world, have sold their products for high prices. But for these facts the trusts would have been compelled to be more moderate in their charges and the cost of living would not have increased so greatly over 40 per cent in five years. Wage earners have been trying to get advances in wages which would enable them to live through these trying prosperity times, but, as usual, wages do not rise as quickly or as much as prices, and at least half of our population are struggling along and waiting and hoping for "hard times" and lower prices. Do you doubt this statement? Consider a few facts. Organized charity never had great er difficulty than during the past win ter in meeting the demands upon it. The Rev. Father Tewes of New York, is quoted as saying that "There never was such general suffering and extreme poverty as this winter." The Wool and Cotton Reporter has for weeks been complaining of the poor demand for woolen goods and of the comparatively low price of wool when other prices are very high and when the scarcity of wool the world over is greater than the pres ent generation ever saw and the great trade journal accounts for this lack of demand for woolens by say ing (Jan. 29) that the "diminished purchasing power of the masses will not admit of tieir paying more." It says the people cannot afford to pay for good woolens, and adds signifi cantly: 'In this connection, it is worth noting that the shoddy dealers are talking very bullishly and are look ing forward to an unusually profit able season. Rags are also very firm and a large business in them is look ed forward to. Facts of this nature cannot be overlooked in estimating the future of the wool market. The wool manufacturers must neces sarily be tempted under such condi tions as exist at present to make a liberal use of substitutes Again in its issue of Feb. 19, this journal explains the lower prices for wool by saying: "It should be borne in mind, des pite the alleged general prosperity of the country, the average person is feeling rather poor, by reason of his having to pay a great deal more for everything he buys than he has paid for a great many years. The average person to-day is under the sternest necessity to economize, lne pur chasing power of the average income is low rather than high." These are the explanations, not of theorists but of experts familiar with the facts. In plain language, we have to pony up so much to the trusts that we cannot afford to wear woolen clothes and are, instead, wearing more ar.d more clothes made from cotton and old rags ground up. From this we see that trust prosperity means shoddy pros perity and that trust prosperity is, in fact, shoddy prosperity for the masses. It means untold wealth and luxury for the few monopolists and hard work for the masses at wages that leave them "under the sternest necessity to economize" that they may continue to exist and to pay trust prices. Great splendor and great squalor. But those in the squalor class can at least enjoy the privilege of reading about the great prosperity of those in the splendor class. To enjoy this privilege, a majority of the people are willing to vote to tax themselves and to pay trust prices to increase the profits and luxury of the mcnopolists. Great country, this. Byron W. Holt. they are unable to support and edu cate properly. When the party of protection Is pro tecting the "infant industries" of manufacturing until they become bil lionaire giants and can dictate the prices of most that we consume, It is destroying the real "Infant Industry" of the millions of American homes. If President Roosevelt is anxious to protect this Industry he will recom mend Congress to abolish all possi ble tariff and other taxes. This will greatly - reduce the cost of living which was higher on Feb. 1 than on any previous February in our his tory. start tthe wedding bells jingling and fill our homes with prattling cherubs. In this direction lies the solution of the race problem as well as the salvation of the home and the nation. No Hope From a Republican Congress. Some years ago. Mr. Havemeyer, the experienced sugar trust magnate, in giving evidence on the combines and monopolies before the Industrial Commission, said the tariff was the mother of trusts. Last year and the year before the Republican platform of Iowa declared that the tariff shel ters monopoly. Both these high Re publican authorities have not been heeded by the majority party ln Con gress in fixing up the trust-busting legislation. In the House of Repre sentatives, and amendment to the Littlefield bill was offered by the Democrats, placing certain trust products on the free list; it was voted down by the Republicans. It is thus plain that those Republi cans who favor the revision of the tariff can look for no relief from their own party. The leaders who control the Republican party and dominate Congress are so under obligations to the combines that they one and all approve Senator Hanna's slogan "Stand Pat." The two or three Re publican Congressmen who really fa vor reduction of duties, and some others who pretend they want it, do not vote as they made their constitu ents believe they would, or the amendment noted above would have been adopted. The Republican party is evidently not to be trusted on either the tariff or trust issues. QUIT THE TURKEY BUSINESS. They're Both Growing But T The Elkins law prohibits th giving I Recalling a certain senatorial inves-j The St. Louis Globe-Democrat says: or taking of rebates. There Is. how- I tlgatlon of sugar speculation, the ideal "The country will observe that the re- ever, a wiae rnasm Deiweea cubi-uub law and enforcing law, and up to date Mr. Knox has not shown any disposi tion to go Into the ctiasm bridging business. Owing to the fact that the senate is overwhelmingly republican. Senator- elect Smoot can afford to keep silent in all known languages and attend strictly to his fuel heap. The doctors of Europe seem unable to make the "Sick Man" take his medicine. comes that perhaps Mr. Rockefeller's publican party is once more carrying coachman sent those telegrams. lout its promises;" to which the Louis ville Courier-Journal very aptiy re- if New Mexicans. Oklahomans and! torts: "On a shutter.' Arl7onlan are disappointed it is be-1 cause they were so foolish as to put I . Of course those recalcitrant repub- their confidence in the sincerity of re-llicans In congress came to tne scratcn publican platforms. I in time to pass tne appropriation dihs. I rooming couia prevent reiuuiitu A man 200 years old has been found I from appropriating. In Russia. This gives us reason to hone that some of us may live long! Senator Aldrich may not have earned enough to see the republican party re-1 his salary, but he certainly has won thft deem at least one of its platform I approbation of the special interests b pledges. I represents in congress. Roosevelt's Race Problem. President Roosevelt's recent letter on "racial suicide,' in which he prac tically advises everybody to get mar ried and to get as many children as possible, is bringing to the surface some unpleasant facts for the party that has been in power practically all of the time for the last forty years and is, therefore, partly responsible for present conditions. It is being noted that the average size of the American family was 5.6 In 1850 and only 4.7 in 1900. The av erage size of the family declined in every state, except North Dakota, and no increase would have been recorded there but for the heavy in flux of immigrants. In fact, popula tion here, as In France, would per haps be on the decline were we not importing every year hundreds of thousands of immigrants. Again it is being noted that both men and women are ready and will ins to marry and to have children, but that the cost of living, nnder the rule of protected trusts, is so great that they can scarcely support them selves separately and they hesitate 3 marry and bare children whom Greed of Bindery Girls Soured Secre tary of the Navy Whitney. The story of how a few Impatient women destroyed a mighty good reso lution, says the New York Tribune, was recently told by the chief clerk of the Navy Department. In 1888 Secre tary Whitney was delayed in getting out his report, and finally had to pUBh It through with a rush. oo wen was me work done," Rays Mr. Peters, "and so pleased was the secretary, that two days before Thanksgiving he sent for me and said. 'Mr. Peters, I wish you would go to the market and buy a turkey for every employe of the government printing office.' 'But, Mr. Secretary.' I replied. 'it would require 3,000 turkeys to fill that order.' 'It makes no difference if 5,000 would be needed; buy them.' 'It is impossible. I said; 'there are not 3,000 unsold turkeys to be had in Washington to-day.' Then, said he. 'ascertain the names of the men who had the principal part ln getting out the report, get a turkey for each to day, and order the necessary number 3,000 or 5,000 and see that they are delivered in time for Christmas.' Un der these instructions nine turkeys were sent to the printing office that day. The next morning the secretary received ten letters. Nine were notes of thanks, and the other was a letter from fifty-five girls in the bindery, who demanded a turkey each because of the part they had taken in getting out the report. As soon as he read that letter the Secretary of the Navy said: 'Mr. Peters, I have gone out of the turkey business.' Nothing further was necessary. The Christmas distri bution was not wade, and all on ac count of the haste of fifty-five women to get recognition for their services." TO WORKING GIRLS I if yf A TALL BLACKBIRD STORY. Honest Old Darky Makes Another Con tribution to Literature. "Well, suh," said Bro. Luckie, as the shavings fell from his plane, gi Ing along the rough way of the plank. "you don't see no blackbirds in At lanta now, lak what you use ter see." "Blackbirds?" "Yes, suh! Sence dese tall buildin's come up, dey don't fly over lak In de ole days. I well remembers w'en I lived nigh Medlock's, a drove of blackbirds come 'long, one-half mile wide and ten foot deep. Yes, suh! You white folks don't b'l'eve dat now; but dey's lots of old cullud folks 'mem ber dem days! I wuz younger don dan what I Is now; en one day, 'long 'bout de time blackbirds wuz a'flyin', I took my gun en crope up on de cowshed, so's ter git a good shot at 'em, en not ter strain my gun, en bless God. here dey come! Dey -wuz full half-mile wide en ten foot deep des lak I tell you en dey darkened de sun fer full fifteen minutes so much so dat de. chickens 'lowed dat night wuz come, en gone ter roos'! Well, suh, I shet my eye en pull loose on 'em 'twel I hear de double-barrel gun go 'Bow! Bow!' en den dey commence faliin'! Dey felled en dey felled en dey felled 'twel de barnyard wuz black wid em: en I slid down. I did. fum dat cowshed, FKKK MKIICAIj AIVICB Kverv worklntr clrl who In not well Is cordially Invited to write to Mr. Plnkhuiii, Iynn, Mass., for advice; It ixfreely rlveii,und! has restored thousands to health. Hiss Paine's Experience. "I want to thank you for what you have done for me, and recommend I.ydlo IS. lMnkhani's Vegetable Compound to all girls wIioms work keeps them standing on their fret in the store. The doctor baid I must Btop work ; be did not seem to realize that a girl cannot afford to stop working-. My back ached, my appetite was poor, I could not bleep, and menstrua tion was scanty and very painful. On dav when sufrerinir I commenced to take I, yd la E. IMnkhaiti's Vege table Compound, and found that it helped me. I continued It use, and soon found that my menstrual periods were free from paiu and natural ; everyone is surpried at the change in me, and I am well, and cannot be too grateful for what you have done for me." Miss Janet Paixe, S30 West 135th St., New York City. tfiOOO ftrftlf If original of aboto Itttmr proving fnulnn can mot M proaucma. Take no substitute, for It is Iydla K. Plnkham's Vegetable Compound that cures. The puffin is the most punctual of birds in tho matter of its annua! mi gration. To Cure a Odd in Onn dar. Take Laxative Uromo Quinin TaMetn. All urugglHUreiun'l money it itruiltitucure. ilto. Irony is an insult conveyed in tho Torm of a compliment. IS. I. W'hlp- ple. Plao'a Cure for r0nuniptlon la an iDfalllbla medicine for coukIih ami colilo. N. VV. iiAJicsi Ocean Grove, N. J.. Feb. 17. ItfOO. Canada has 100,000 Indians, tho Uni ted States 270,000. WIIKN YOI,K (iltOCKK NATS he does not have Jeflnce Blarch, jrou may l.e sure he 1 afrall to keep It until his stock of 12 uz. packi) k- urn aold. fiance March Ih not onlv batter than anv other Cohl Water Starrh, but contains IS oz. to trie puckavu ant tells for money as 12 oz. brands. Tho man who is always nowllnj? at fortune accomplishes qulto as much as the bulldog baying at the bam. The well earned reputation and lncrea r. !t ln tn t ha em: n.n aai ain i ue wusm oi iu, nax- maintained hiiu Quality uud annreciatlon fer ten whole days atier oat ue people ui me sinoKer. picked up blackbirds fer ten mile furn I slid down, I uld, lum oat a ue wen rumen reputation en picked up two barrels of feSr JJ" dat am t de wusst of it, kaze maintained high quality uud Philadelphia Record. That Ship Subsidy Steal Again. That gigantic old steal, the ship subsidy bill, Is being warmed into life again under the fostering care of Hanna, assisted by Grosvenor and other Republican leaders. The well known lobbyists that usually appear when Griscom and the Pennsylvania railroad are after big game, are said to be in great evidence in the lob bies of Congress. The ship subsidy hunters must mean business. Grosve nor has been well paid already for the activity he is showing in trying to get a favorable report from the com mittee on merchant marine and fish eries. J. Pierpont Morgan, the head of the ship trust, came down with a check of four figures, when the general called upon him to ante. No one believes that Mr. Morgan would waste his time reading Grosvenor's "Book of the Presidents," and when he paid such a large sum for a book that was worth only a dollar and a half and dear at that containing Grosvenor's twaddle, he possibly had in view the fact that the chairman of the committee which had his pet measure in charge was the author, and it would be well to be his benefactor. Anyway, it was soon after the large check was given to the order of Chas. H. Grosvenor that Hanna began to call upon "Charley' to get busy. what I fust let fly at 'em; en fer two months dey wuz nuttin' but blackbird pie in dat neighborhood; Ef you don't b'l'eve what I tellin' you. des ask Dock Smith he wuz dar, en he seen it!" Atlanta Constitution. HIS THIRST FOR LEARNING. Young Man Willing to Give Up Vhat He Had for the Privilege. A young man entered a college of fice, and, touching the president's arm, asked in a peculiar mountain broeue: "Be ye the man who sells Revival of Fopplsm. It may have been only one of life's little ironies, says tho Inlon Ex press, that, when Mr. Beorbohm Tree was giving a picture at His Majesty's of "The L,ast of the Dandles," there should have been a revival of fooplsm all over London. Carefully corseted young men may bo seen daily swag gering down Piccadilly elaborately at tired, with tight trousers, gorgeous waistcoats and slender-waisted frock- coats, and invariably a crook-stick swinging in one arm. The eye-glass, which hangs by a slender cord, or is' kept in a special small pocket. Is by no means an assistance to sight; and though, happily, is is no longer the larnin?" Before the president could answer, he asked again: "Look here, custom to "make up" vast sums of mister, do you uns run this here money are spent in soaps and sbav- thing?" The president replied: "Yes, my man, when the thing is not running me. What can I do for you?" "Heaps," was the only reply. Then after a pause he said: "I has hearn that you uns educate poor boys here, and, being as I am poor, thought I'd come and see if 'twas so. Do ye?" The president replied that poor boys attended the college, but that it took money to provide for them; that they were expected to pay something. He was greatly troubled. "Have you anything to pay for your food and lodging?" His face brightened as he replied: "Yes, sir, I has a little spotted steer, ing creams, hair lotions, and even fine face powder. A man's dressing case today has quite as many appointments as a lady s, and can cost quite as much. Bridesmaids Who Are Paid. The profession of bridesmaid seems io be growing in New York. For some time it has been the habit at weddings in that city to pay brides maids. At a recent wedding there were no fewer than fifteen brides maids, who were all punctually paid. Besides the beautiful dresess given by the bride's father, they each received $25 apiece for appearing In the wed ding trap. There are young ladies who accept so much as $100 for their Carralling the Darkey. Secretary Root has come to the conclusion that negro suffrage is a laiiure, but the President considers the negro delegate to a national con vention as important as a lily-white delegate, so he continues to appoint the colored brother to federal offices. The Senate has a number of these negro appointments hung up for re pairs, which makes the job of cor ralling the colored delegate the harder. Hanna's move to pension the negroes is the most popular move so far made. It allows the "corn field darkey" to nhink of the pension he Is to get and gives a magnificent opportunity for the "smart nigger" to fleece the balance. What with the President's erratic moves between the colored and lily-white factions and the Republican leaders holding up negro appointments, it is a state of chaos for the average negro politi cian. My! my! but what a time Clark son is having! office of honor. One girl who is much and, if you uns will let me, I'll stay souSnt after 'or her beauty has ap wid you till I lam him up." Tei bn'lesaId ,at novo than - " v,'iuiii-,.j, uuv iian iu a, nilOI I tllllQ emassed quite a goodly sum, besijea receiving many costly presents. ASKING QUESTIONS. Free Coal and Wages. The party of protection has always claimed that if the duty was taken olf coal the wages of the miners would be reduced to the pauper scale of Europe. But late events prove the fallacy of this argument, for since the duty has been removed an enor mous tonnage being imported 60,000 tons being on board ships lying in Boston harbor, on one day a week or two ago the coal operators have agreed to pay higher wages to tho miners. The Republicans will have to invent some other fallacy or the people will be demanding that beef and clothes and other necessities of life be also put on the free list. The Frills Did It. Titles sometimes impress even the messengers who are in attendance at the doors of the secretaries of the var ious departments. "Take my card to Mr. Root," said Representative Sulzer, walking up to the messenger on duty at the door of the Secretary of War. "Sorry, sir, but the secretary ain't seeing anyone to-day," answered the messenger, who had been turning away senators and representatives all day. "But I'm Representative Sulzer of Sew York." "Can't take your card in, sir." "You tell tne Secretary Representa tive Sulzer of New York, the ranking member of the minority of the com mittee on military affairs of the House of Representatives wants to see him." The messenger was overpowered and steped inside the room, and re turning threw the door wide open, say ing: "Walk right in, sir. The secretary will see you." Segregation's Sequel. The segregation of the sexes at Chi cago university is said to have re sulted in "a. frowsier lot of students." It is possible, however, that Prof. Triggs has merely been making the students' hair stand on end by some new remarks. Derivation of Connecticut. ' Connecticut," says the Springfield (Mass.) Republican in an article on Indian names, "is from quonne, long; tuk, tidal river; qut. at; that is. quonnetukqut, 'at the long tidal river."' An Inquiry Changed a Man's Whole Life. When you get a man to recognize that his bad feelings come from im proper food and that he can get well by using scientific food, the battle Is half won. One of New York's business men says: "I was troubled for a long tirae with Indigestion, headache, and stomarh trouble, and had taken various medi cines, but with no good results, con cluded to see how a change of food would affect me. I never cared partic ularly for cereals of any kind, but ate meat and pastry continually and drank coffee. "I found on inquiring that Grape Nuts were highly spoken of, and de cided to give them a trial. To say I was surprised at the result would not begin to do Snstice to my feelings. My headaches left me, my brain became clearer and active, my attacks of Indi gestion (rrew fewer and fewer until they ceased entirely, and where 1 once went home tired, fagged out and in disposed to any exertion whatever, I now found a different stale of affairs. "My color was good, my muscles strong and firm and fully equal to anything I asked of them. Instead of sort and flabby. I live two miles from my business and walk it dally back and forth, if the weather per mits. I am 55 years old and feel as well and strong as when I was SO, and can ride 70 miles a day on a blcyclo without feeling any bad results." Name grvn by the Postum Co, Bat tle CreeJS, Mich. i I t O J f, ' 7 r -r 7r .-. m i ' T msjt . A- yi