.-VSfari" $"5-33(? ejT-Jii Viwi:5 V.!i!wi'Wli''k .' : " r .... - V- 'If I I V I i J 0 i; 1 I i Marroona Glac-i. Marmnn kIwch rr anion Ui d hts of the hour. No dinner table I? romplvte without its s!lver or china tucket of chestnuts. Anil there is nothing canter to prepare. ChooK largo chestnuts and remove tho hail skin; place them In a copper saucepan and rover them with cold water with a snupspoonful of flour to quart of water; let them cok with out boiling, until they are soft. Then peel the nuts and put them Into an other pan (tho nanio as used for Jam making), and pour over them a thick syrup flavored with) vanilla. Oover with paper and let the chestnuts warm on a slow Are, without allowing them to boll. Keep adding syrup as requir ed during cvaioration until tue syrup has attained thirty-four degrees. They are eaten cold. Booth and the Statesmen. fleneral I tooth, the Salvation Army leader, cracked a few Jokes with statesmen while he was In Washing ton. Senator Frye Haid to him: "When I was In !ondon I was much interested In your organization. In fact. I thought of Joining." "Hotter not," said the general; "yould would not submit to our discipline." Sena tor Aiger said he understood Manna in tended to join. "Ah. I should make him my chancellor of the exchequer." wa.i the revi valists's reily. Senator Hoar was introduced Jocularly as "the worst man In tho senate." "That's good." raid the general heartily. "I want to meet all kinds. The bad I want to help and the good I want to help me." Alaska and the Salad. At fc recent function in Washington John W. Foster, the diplomat and ex secretary of state, was sent by Mrs. Foster to get her some salad. He procured a plate of the dainty and was returning with it when some one asked him a question about the Alas ka boundary. Mr. Foster has a fad on that subject. He began to talk earnestly. Then he gesticulated. The result was that the salad slid grace fully off the plate and landed full on the front breadth of Mrs. Foster's magnificent dress. The conversation about the Alaskan boundary ended right there. Mr. Foster had more se rious things to think about. Taking Down Beerbohm Tree. Beerbohm Tree, the London actor, has rather a pompous manner, which is calculated to ruffle the temper of other people at times. An actor from the provinces called upon him recent ly, hoping to get an opportunity to show his worth on the metropolitan stage. "Oh. I could not possibly give you a part." said the great manager, "but I dare say I could arrange to let you walk on with the crowd in the last act." The young aspirant flushed with Indignation, but holding himself well in hand replied pleasantly: "My uear Mr. Tree, I really don't think I have heard anything quite so funny lrom you since your Hamlet." Hadn't Time for Squirming. Not long ago Sir Richard Powell, a famous Iondon physician, was called to treat King Edward. The king's regular physician. Sir Francis leak ing, was present. After examining his august patient Sir Richard said in his characteristically brusque way: "You have eaten and drunk too much. I will send you a prescription that will put you right." Then he hurried out to see other patients, when Sir Fran cis followed and protested against his abrupt way of treating the king. "My dear leaking." said Powell, "if there is any squirming to do you return and attend tJ it. I really haven't the time." The Ketteler Statue. On the busiest street in Pekin. over the siot wliere Haron von Ketteler mot his tragic death in 1000, a huge monument is now being erected in hi3 honor entirely at the expense of the Chinese government. It is to be in the form of a "polla." or triumphal gateway, and is to extend entirely across the street. The top stone i3 twenty-seven feet long, three feet wide and three feet thick. One hundred and eighty mules were used to draw it to the street and fifty-seven mules to draw each of the smaller stones. It will cost China $160,000 in gold. An Emperor's Clocks. The Emperor Menelik of Abyssinia, imong his other hobbies, takes great Interest in clocks, and several schro nometers have recently been imported from Switzerland by his Swiss adviser which vary no more than six seconds in two months. Ra3 Makonnen has also ordered several curious mechani cal clocks frcm the Swiss firms for pre sentation to the negus and the em press. The most remarkable of these is a great chiming clock to imitate that of St. Margaret's, Westminster Abbey. Yale's Bribdingnaos. There are twelve Yale students who. because they are more ttan six feet one inch tall, are eligible to membership in the new club of Brob dingnags of the university. The pres ident is Frederick W. Wilhelmi of New York, and secretary George A. Gross of Watrbury. and the vice president and treasurer Stuart B. Sutphin of Cincinnati. The tallest man in the club is Thorn Baker of Cincinnati of Cincinnati, who stand six feet five Inches In his stockings. A Cousin of Lincoln. Living in Lacy Springs. Va.. is a cousin and namesake of Abraham Lincoln. This man, Abraham Lincoln by name, is now SO years old. and has among his family rapers several let ters written by the president to his father. David Lincoln, in 1843. The present Abraham Lincoln, who is the head of the Virginia branch of the family, is a typical old Virginian, and has enjoyed considerable prosperity. He has made a study of the Lincoln genealogy. An Irish student defines nothing as a bunghole without a barrel around it. After a man makes money the latter often evens the score by unmaking the man. VTitH the 4. Jsucolbs Oil to Lumbago and Sciatica Tliere ! no inch word mm Ml. Prlc. 25c. sad 30c. Royalties Who Vrite. The list of royal authors is r!afg od by the addition of the Mikado of Japan, who is reputed to be writing poetry ht a rate never equaled by King Oscar of Sweden. Unlike the latter, however, the mikado considerately suppresses nearl yall that he writes, not even. It is said, permitting the empress to lay eyes on IL King Car los of Portugal is another royal au thor, whose book on oceanography has been well received by the experts. The Prince of Monaco, also, whose reputation Is chiefly associated with, scientific gambling, diverts his leis ure with deep sea soundings, and has written an interesting book upon the strange forms of life under the sea. Still another royal writer is Prince Alphonse of Bourbon, brother of Don Carlos, the Spanish pretender. His favorite theme Is the abolition of duel ing. Of fie English royal family. Princess Victoria, the king's only un married daughter, is the only one who has shown much of a literary ten dency. She is credited with having written ioetry, which, however, has not been published, and she is an ar dent and omniverous' reader. IJo not believe Pino' Cure for Consumption lias an ejual for c-oucru and cold. John If UoYKU. Trinity Springs. I nil., Feb. !6. 100a Napoleon Portraits. One of the most remarkable collec tions of portraits of Nanoleon ever seen in New York has just closed at the aNtional Arts club. The collection was composed almost wholly of prints and belonged to Mr. John Leonard Dudley, Jr. Mr. Dudley has been most fortunate in gathering his Napoleon portraits, inasmuch as he has the great Corsican represented in every stage of his career from the time of his Infancy down until his death. He is seen from every point of view as ar tists of many countries chose to rep resent him. Everybody has had an Interest in Napoleon, and for ages to come will retain an interest, and most likely artists will continue to try to do justice to their ideals of tne silent man; but the collection which mem bers and friends of the National Arts club have had the opportunity of view ing and studying is unexcelled by any In this country. To Core m Cold In One day. Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. ' All druggists refund money it it rails to cure. zae. "Ever-Burning" Lamp. The famous lamp of Towneley chap el, at Towneley hall, in England, has recently been extinguished. This was probably the last of the so-called "ever burning' lamps of England. It is claimed that the Towneley lamp had been burning constantly since the days of King Alfred more than 1000 years. At the beginning of the last century half a dozen were still alight, while at the dissolution of Henry VIII many hundreds alight In the monasteries Jiad been burning ever since the Nor man Conquest. Doubtless these per petual lamps were a remnant of that form of pagan worship known as ev erlasting fire, which was kept alight by guardians, who were punishable vith death if they allowed the Are to go out. Lerrls "Single Binder" straight 5o cigar. Made by hand of ripe, thoroughly cured tobacco, which insures a rich, satis fying smoke. You pay 10c for cigars not so good. Musicians' Exchange of Courtesies. Little love is lost between Pader- ewski, the famous pianist, and Moritz Rosenthal, his professional rival, who continues to amaze German audiences by his wonderful command of the in strument. Rosenthal is called "the demon pianist" because of tne aston ishing speed with which he plays. Paderewski once heard of a particu larly brilliant performance given by Rosenthal. He smiled serenely and said: "Oh. yes, but any conservative pupil with a good technique can do that." Of course this remark was re peated to Rosenthal, who some time later heard that a talented amateur was playing in London. "Oh. that must be Paderewski," he said, calmly. ALL ri TO MATE HOCSEKEEPKR9 use Defiance Cold Water Starch, because it is better and 4 oz. more of it for same money. The Worship of Teeth. Teeth of all kinds have been wor shiped, and are, in fact, venerated as relics in some religious shrines. Buddha's tooth is preserved In an In dian temple; the Cingalese worship the tooth of a monkey, while the ele phont's and shark's tooth serve a sim ilar purpose among the Malabar and Tonga islanders respectively. The Si amese were formerly the possessors of the tooth of a sacred monkey, which they valued very highly, but in a war with the Portuguese they lost the holy grinder and had to pay $3,500,000 to get it back again. It is now kept in a small gold box. inclosed in six other boxes in one of the many temples of the Siamese capital. Have Mexican Sympathies. A writer in the Outlook, describ ing the people of New Mexico, says that a large portion of the Spanish speaking element is Mexican in its sympathies. These people dislike American customs, and are unwilling to learn English. Occasionally, there is patriotism to be found, as is shown by this incident: "One night I stop ped at a hut in the mountains. The two boys of the family had been to the Presbyterian mission school in Al buquerque, and spoke fairly well. Finding in the house a little United States flag, which they had brought home, I pointed to it and said to the old man. 'Americano,' and with great feeling he replied, Oh, mucho Ameri cano.' " Altogether Too Little. The Lessler bribery charger re minded the older members of the time Representative "Birdie" Adams of Pennsylvania went up to Speaker Reed to ask about a bill he wanted passed. Adams took some change from his pocket and rattled it in his hand while he talked. As it happen ed he had five quarters. "Hold on. 'Birdie.' " said Reed, "even in these hard time3 you can't pass a bill in this house for a dollar and a quarter." old surety. cure j SPLIT SEEMS LIKELY i ! TARIFF QUESTION DISTURBING REPUBLICAN PARTY. Rank and File Getting Out of Patience With Congress Only Hope for Re form Lies in Active Co-operation With the Democrats. It has long been apparent that the Republican party is threatened with a serious schism on the tariff question. Hie high protectionists of the Pro tective Tariff league and the Home Market club are determined to resist any change In the Dingley tariff rates Even reciprocity to them is a delu slon and a snare to entrap the unwary Republican who votes for it. as It re sults in a reduction of protection to some industries. The other and minor faction of the Republican party Is so convinced of fatal political results if some conces sions to the trust-ridden public are not allowed, that they are willing to see a slight reduction of duties to ap pease the people. There is also quite an clement of the Republican party in many of the states, headed by manu facturers, who demand free raw ma terials, who find they cannot compete with England Germany and France in the markets of the world anless these concessions are granted th?m. These manufacturers joined with a large number of exporters and dealers, are organized, and a branch of their or ganization has headquarters in Chi cago and embraces the most promi nent men of Chicago, St. Paul, Minne apolis and Duluth, and haa also in cluded in its membership many oth ers from all parts of the Northwestern states. This organization has lately had in Washington its attorney, Hon. Eugene Hay of Minneapolis, and he voices their sentiments and demands in an interview in which he said: "The people of the West are out of all patience with Congress. They be lieve in the President; he has their confidence as no President has had since Lincoln. It was this belief in him that saved to the Republicans the Congressional elections last fall. A Sketch in Oil. Baltimore Herald. but it Is extremely doubtful if his in fluence alone will save us in 1904. The people reason that if as fearless, hon est and aggressive a President as President Roosevelt can do nothing ' o bring a Republican Congress to an -inderstanding of its duty, then no Re publican President could. When they each this frame of mind it requires 10 political seer to foretell the result. They demand legislation to regulate the trusts, and ther demand intelli gent tariff legislation. In the Northwest the people are not dis satisfied with their own representa tives in the House and Senate. In the main, they are well satisfied with them; but they appreciate that both they and the President are powerless to influence legislation under the vi cious parliamentary system that haa grown up. This system renders it possible for a few representatives, not of the people, but of special inter ests, to prevent needed legislation. The Representative or Senator who could successfully lead a movement for parliamentary reform would re ceive the benedictions of the Ameri can people." Mr. Hay and his organization evi dently do not appreciate the fact that the same oligarchy that has since 1897 controlled Congress will again be in command when the Fifty-eighth Con gress is organized, the only important change being that Mr. Cannan will be Speaker instead of Mr. Henderson. The chairmen of about all the impor tant committees, who have so much influence in reporting legislation, will again be appointed and the ultro pro tection gang will still be on top. Mr. Hay and those whom he represents will also have to disabuse their minds of the fallacy that President Roose velt desires tariff reform, for he stated in his speech at Cincinnati last fall that the tariff did not affect the trusts and that protection must be preserved. If President Roosevelt favors tariff reform he has never rec ommended it to the present Congress, nor will he to the next. He wants the Cuban reciprocity treaty ratified and may favor the fisheries treaty, though that is doubtful, for Senator Lodge, his chief political adviser, ii opposed to it. President Roosevelt has the reputation amongst those who do not know him, of being a great reformer, but the only reform he is ct present intent upon is to induce tho Republi can party to change its policy of never nominating as its candidate anyone who has been Vice President. That reform is occupying all his time and attention, and his most strenuous ef forts will be entirely confined to that until the national Republican conven tion meets. The only chance for those Republi cans who are anxious for political or business reasons to see the tariff re formed by the next Congress is to in duce sixteen Republican members of the House of Representatives to vote with the Democrats to pass such a bill. The Republican majority In the next Congress is thirty, and a change of sixteen can elect whom they wish as Speaker, change the rules that now give the oligarchy complete control and the same combination could pass any legislation they may deem best. The Senate would in all probability refuse to pass such reform measures, but popular opinion is very powerful just before a national campaign and such a miracle is just possible. But don't count on Teddy until after the Republican national convention has either nominated him for President op turned him down for someone else in the latter case, look out for squalls The Whiie House will be a warm place ii that event, and any old thing may happen. THE TARIFF COMMISSION. Is a Subterfuge to Postpone Tariff Re. form Until After the Procidentia Election. The protectionists themselves do not seem to be able to agree on the per sonnel of the tariff commission they are so anxious to see Congress author ize. One school thinks a non-partisan commission would be most available and another school will only approve of a bi-partisan commission. It is difficult to see how any commission can be selected that would report a satisfactory bill or amendment to the present Dingley law, unless they agre politically with the majority of Con gress that has to finally approve the changes. If a commission was com posed of one-half protectionists and the other half tariff reformers, they could never agree on the changes that should be made. In fact the protec tionists desire no change unless it will increase the present rates. History shows that the Republicans have al ways reformed the tariff upwards. A non-partisan commission is hardly pos sible, if those appointed are skilled in the intricacies of the tariff, for any one who has investigated its com plications must have a decided bent either towards protection, or tariff for revenue, or free trade. If such a commission consisted of five men, two protectionists and two tariff reformers and the fifth member was selected as a non-partisan that is neither a protectionist nor a tariff re former, what would result? The non partisan member must agree on a re port which either the one side or the other consider desirable or no major ity report would be forthcoming, or if he could not agree with either side, a deadlock would result. Is not a deadlock what the Republi cans desire? Can you find a Republican who does not declare that the principle of pro tection must be preserved in any. modi fication of the present tariff law? Those Republican congressmen who have been elected in the Western states by constituencies which strong ly favored abolishing the protection to trust productions have declared while promising relief from the exactions of the trusts they still adhere to protec tion as the most fundamental doctrine of their party. Is not the commission plan proposed, to prevent action un til the excitement subsides, or to trust that other issues will in the meantime arise and the thoughts of the voters in the tariff reform constituencies can be concentrated upon them to the ex clusion of tariff reform? It is impossible to overcome the facts that point to the tariff commis sion as a means to gain time and postpone consideration of tariff re forms until after the presidential elec tion. Trusts Will Not Be Harmed. The New York Press, one of the rock-ribbed G. O. P. organs, is a little worried because of the delay of the Republicans in passing anti-trust bills, Failure to deal with the trust question squarely and promptly, it says, will "tip the political conditions of the na tion bottom side up." It then assumes that the passage of an anti-trust bill is assured beyond a doubt, is equivalent to a fact accomplished, and proceeds to congratulate its party on the good results to follow the anti-trust legis lation, and gives special credit to Pres ident Roosevelt, saying, "There are very few influences now to dispute his power to get the legislation enacted which he thinks necessary." The Washington Post, another good G. O. P. organ, takes an entirely dif ferent view of the matter. It tells the Press that "there is as yet not a par ticle of evidence that the leaders in Congress desire to do anything inim ical to the interests of monopolistic combines. And who is there that imagines the power of the trusts so decadent that they could not prevent the passage through the Senate, be tween this date and the 4th of March. of any bill from which they had any reason to apprehend trouble? The chances are a hundred to one against any anti-trust legislation by the 57th Congress. The chances are a thous and to one that, if any so-called anti trust bill goes through, it will be as innocent as a bread pill or a prepared chalk imitation of morphine. The Press shows the credulity of one who was born yesterday." There is no reason for these two good Republican organs . to quarrel. The Washington Star of Jan. 17, the personal organ of the President, set tled matters when it said that as the trusts were willing to have legislation pass the Senate, if it were not drastic, and that as the President was not asking for drastic legislation, but simply wanted "some kind of action," an agreement would most likely be reached with the trusts which would "permit the enactment of mild legisla tion regulating the trusts." Anti-trust legislation under the aus pices of the trusts is on the cards for the next performance at our national capital. Publicity and Wolves' Teeth. If any of us lived in a region where wolves abounded, we should laugh to scorn the suggestion, however high the source from which it came, to ap point a commission to go out and ex amine tha age, size and strength of the wolves' teeth. And that would be no more farcical than the assertion that "publicity" is the remedy for the trust evil. If we do not desire to kill the wolves, let us at least pull their teeth, so that they can no longer rav age our flocks. And we shall pull their teeth the moment we deprive them of their privileges. Hon. Robert Baker. The Only Cure for the Evil. If congress would wisely regulate the combinations let congress repeal the laws of its own creation out of which the evils have grown. That is not a difficult thing to do if the party in power is really eager to rid the country of the evils that have come of these law-made monopolies. Love is blind during courtship and should remain so after marriage. FOR RUSSIAN WAR 3ALFOUR DEFENDS THE BRITISH ARMY SCHEMES. REFERS TO INDIAN DEFENSES Claims Muscovite Must Be Watched Debate on Vote of Censure in House of Commons and Government Sus tained by Big Majority. LONDON. When the debate on Mr. Beckett's amendment to. the address in reply to the king's speech was re sumed in the house of commons tho attack on War Secretary Broderick was continued. winsion ispencer Churchill, con servative, declared Mr. Broderick's ex pectations had only been realized in two directions, namely, in the decrease of the number of volunteers and in the increase of expenditures. There were, Mr. Churchill said. fewer bayonets and sabres in the Brit ish army in proportion to the number of generals than in any army in the world, except the Venezuelan. The speaker further declared that the whole army corps scheme was a humbug and a sham, and was only introduced with the object of militai izing England." He asked where the government expected the three army corps intended for foreign service to operate. It was not in South Africa and such a force was not needed on the Indian frontier. They certainly could not contemplate in three army corps oper ating in Canada, because the United States was "no more prepared to In vade Canada than Great Britain was prepared to invade the United States The house finally rejected tho amendment by 261 to 145. The division revealed fewer defec tions in the unionist ranks than had been expected, only about a dozen unionists voting against the govern ment, while the nationalists abstain ed, walking out in a body when the division was called. In the course of the debate Herbert Asquith expressed the general feeling when he remarked that the debate was of greater significance than the divis ion, and would be remembered long after the Sixth army corps had van ished into thin air. Premier Balfour, in closing the de bate for the government, compliment ed Mr. Asquith on going to the heart of the question. He said the fleet stood first, but there were limits to the uses of a fleet. It was impossible to bring a war to an end with a fleet, which could not strike a decisive blow at most enemies with which Great Britain might meet without a strong attacking force of soldiers, and it would be folly to deprive the country of a means of offensive action in the event of an emergency. Mr. Balfour contended that three army corps were necessary to protect the empire. They had to consider the defense of India. He regarded a war between Great Britain and Russia as in the highest degree improbable, but it was impos sible to forget that the Indian fron tier was the key to Great Britain's military position in the event of such a war, and without being an alarmist, he wished to impress upon them that events moved rapidly in central Asia. "We have to consider," continued the premier, "how far the strategical position of Russia improves year by year. The Indian rrontier is tne oniy part of the empire adjacent to a first class military power, and in the im probable and unhappy event of a war with Russia we should require not only all the available forces in India. but all the forces that Mr. Broderick's scheme places at the disposal of the crown." SANTO DOMINGO WILL PAY. Concludes to Settle Without Arbitra tion. SAN DOMINGO, Republic of Santc Domingo. The Dominican govern ment has notified the United States minister, Mr. Powell, that it has re onsidered its intention to send an envoy to Washington to make repre pentations there against the Ros and Clyde companies' claims, and that it vill accept Mr. Powell's proposition in regard to the Ros claim and has requested further time to consider the claim of the Clyde compr.ny. The treasury officials here have paid Minister Powell $18,750 as the first installment in the payment of the Improvement company's claim, amounting to $4,500,000. The Domin ican government has agreed to pay during the first year $225,000 in monthly installment of $18,730. Arbitration with Domingo. WASHINGTON, D. C The issues between Sar. Domingo and the United States, arising from claims of the lat er country, are in a fa:r way to be amicably and satisfactorily adjusted by arbitration through the efforts of Minister Powell. General Foote Retires. WASHINGTON Brigadier General Morris C. Foote, recently confirmed, was retired on Friday. He was for merly colonel of the Twenty-eighth infantry and has been serving wltt his regiment in the Philippines. General Wheaton Improving. SAN FRANCISCO The condition of General Lloyd Wheaton was so much improved Sunday that his, physicians announced that his complete recovery was a question of only a few days. Miss Rose Peterson, Secretary Park- dale Tennis Club, Chicago, from experi ence advises all young" girls who have pains and sickness peculiar to their sex, to rely on Lydia E Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. 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A few of the victims are cured, but the others do not escape its clutches until they die, and meanwhile the vice is steadily securing new re cruits. There is reason to fear that were it left unchecked the indulgence in cocaine, opium, chloral and similar drugs might become as great a menace as drunkenness. In its effort to stamp out the habit by preventing the sale of these drugs, the board of pharmacy should have active support not only from boards of health and states' attorneys, but from the druggists themselves, both indi vidually and through their associa tions. It would be a wise and timely action for druggists to take the in itiative In discountenancing the at tempt to gain profit in this way. It should hardly be necessary to add that a conscientious physician who finds it necessary to prescribe drugs for his patients owes it to society to exert every precaution to keep his patients from becoming habituated to their use. Chicago News. French Taught by Phonograph. 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