The Plattsmoutti Journal G- B. MASK, IT. K. FOX, Publisher. PLATTS MOUTH, NEBRASKA In four-fifths of the hotels and res seive no pay, and are expected to live tanranta of Germany the waiters re- on their tips. The railroads of Holland are so care fully managed that the accidental deaths on them average only one year for the entire country. The Raskin commonwealth of social ists at Waycross. Ga., has failed, ac cording to a dispatch to the New York Sun. Only three families remain, the others having departed for the North and West. Their printing outfit is ad vertisod for sale and the land will go the same way. This will wipe out the last vestige of the colony, which went from Tennessee two years ago. The compliments of the Companion to fifteen millions of boys and gir!3 who again take their seats in the schoolrooms and pick up their books! A most respectful bow to the four hun dred thousand teachers whose summer vacation should send them back to their sacred task with freshened energy and Joyous enthusiasm! And three times three for the public schools of America! A lively scrap between a clergyman and a layman was witnessed at a bap tizing ceremony In Stanch field Lake, Minn. George Tomlinson had agreed to be baptized there by the Rev. Mr. Orrock. but his nerve deserted him at the last moment. The clergyman at tempted to use force, and there was a struggle, the convert angrily resisting. After a prolonged contest, the minister succeeded in ducking the unwilling convert In three feet of muddy water. The death is annou-ed at Genoa, at the age of 93. of Pierre Maurier. a Frenchman, who lived on the Island of Elba when Napoleon took up his com pulsory residence there in April. 1814 Pierre remembered hearing the news towards the end of Februaiy. 1815, that the Emperor; with over 1.000 followers, had sailed away in feluccas bound for Provence. The lad used to carry eggs and fruit to the kitchen of the Em peror and one day that famous poten tate caught him stoning a dog and sharply reproved him. Maurier was presented to Victor Emmanuel in 1863 and the King was much Interested when he heard from Pierre's own lips his memories of the great Napoleon. Figures may not He. but they are often -disappointing. Census figures, especially, are apt to fall below what Is expected of them. The recent cen sus of Canada shows a population of 5.323,833. which is an increase of 505, 694 over the total of 1S91. The gain of about ten per cent in ten years seems to many Canadians a meager result of a decade of prosperity, and of energetic efforts to promote immigration. But it Is the rule nowadays mat city popu lations grow faster than rural, and Canada has few cities. Only eighteen places in the Dominion have more than ten thousand inhabitants. But there remains the consolation that not all the elements of national greatness are measured by a count of heads. Several articles of Jewelry embedded In the flesh were discovered in the making of an autopsy on the body ol Paul Shirvell. a Russian, who was killed in a mine in Pennsylvania. In the leg was a miniature dumbbell, about the size of a cuff button. Id each instance the jewelry had been fastened in the man's flesh, which haJ grown over the article, completely hid ing it from view. On the body ol Frank Lorenz, who committed suicide at White Haven recently, was found similar ornaments embedded in the flesh. It is believed Lorenz and Shir vell were political exiles from Siberia, and that the fastening of jewelry in thebr bodies was a part of the punish ment inflicted by prison authorities. Commodore Perry is a name high in honor in the United States navy, hav ing been the title of two famous broth ers Oliver Habard and Matthew Cal braith Perry. On September 10th, eighty-eight years ago, the elder broth er, a young lieutenant who had never seen a naval fight, fought that fierce Battle of Lake Erie, which saved the Northwest to the United States and gave the world the dispatch: "We have met the enemy and they are ours." Forty-eight years ago last July the younger brother landed in Japan with a message from the president which practically opened that country to the world. The Matthew Perry monument recently unveiled at Kurihama. Japan, is a shaft thirty-three feet high made of a rare native stove and bearing an inscription in gold written by Marquis Ito. A dense crowd cf natives wit nessed the ceremonies, both Japanese and American battleships fired salutes from the harbor, and one of the speak ers was Rear Admiral Beardslee, who. as a midshipman under Perry, was present at the original entry. Henry J. Furber. Jr., professor of political economy at the Northwestern University, Evanston. 111., has been decorated with the Cross of the Legion of Honor, in recognition of his Interest In the educational, affairs of France. About five years ago Prof. Furber sug gested to the French Minister of Public Instruction certain changes fn the rules governing foreign students at tending the French universities. The suggestions were adopted, and the change was followed by a marked in crease in the number of American students in French colleges. Peers and peeresses of England are getting a new supply of coronets to wear at the coronation cf King Ed ward VII. Authorities agree that there should be six pearls on a baron's coro net, sixteen on a viscount's, eight on an earl's and four on a marquis. II has always Leen the custom to make these "pearls" of metal, since real pearls are not large enough for the purpose. The peeresses, however, are considering the advisability of orna menting their coronets with mother-cf-pearl balls. TBne Secs When the Russian unfurls the blue cross of St. Andrew on its field of milky white over the taffrail of the Retvizan, a few weeks hence, he will possess the greatest battleship. In many respects, of which any navy can now boast. To find out if all this U so. the Cramps, who created the ves sel, are ready to take her to sea for a preliminary trial, which promises to be of world-wide interest. This ship, more than any other that is even approaching completion, em bodies every development of the mon ster man-of-war which had for its first model Ericsson's tiny monitor; and the czar's officers, who have watched her grow from the simple center keel plate smile now and are impatient to exhibit their prize to naval Europe. A battleship of nearly 13,009 tons, that can run as swiftly &3 an ordi nary accommodation train on a first class railroad; that will house neary 800 men, and which, at a distance, of ten or a dozen miles, can hurl 3,409 pounds of chilled steel and high ex plosive against an enemy from the four great guns that peer out of tur rets of steel, which resemble In shape nothing so much as the skull of an NEW RUSSIAN BATTLESHIP RETVIZAN, LOOKING AFT. orang-outang elliptical balanced tur rets, the plans call them that is the Retvizan. Warship builders the world over knew that the czar wanted ships a few years ago, and all fijured on how best to please the imperial marine ministry. But the czar not only wanted vessels he wanted them of a type vastly im proved and, moreover, he wanted them quick. Then it was inai Charles R. Cramp figured out the pos sibilities, first of the Variag. now the crack protected cruiser of the Russian navy, and second of the Retvizan. A Hard Froulem. It was the latter which needed the most figuring. To buhl a ship of the speed required, displacing approxi mately 13.000 tons 12.7 1 o to be exact and float it in less than twenty-six feet of water, was the proposition, and Its answer Is the huge craft now about to seek the sea to try herself. The hull, which carries the typical sweep ing American lines that mean grace and speed, is 384 feet long between perpendiculars, and seventy-two feet two and one-half inches wide, and a3 she lies now there are nine inches of Krupped armor spread over the mas sive sides for .two-thirds the entire length. Above this belt there is six inches to the deck line; the gun posi tions, in casements above, have five Inches of plating. Back of the armor is the curved protective deck, which covers the vitals of the ship. To keep out any stray raking shot that might go through and disable a gun or two, heavy armored bulkheads are worked in at the ends of the main and case mate belts. This is the first battleship built in this country with a complete installa tion of water-tube boilers. This was one of the novel features involved in the Cramp plan and all the machin- . . 1 1 J. Ikln cry IS particularly auayieu in iuia type of boiler. They will make the steam that will give the two ponder ous triple-expansion engines the pow er to whirl the shafts with the strength of 16.000 horses. Then the twin 23,000 pound propellers will be called upon to push the ship ahead at the rate of eighteen knots an hour. though it would be hard to find a man at Cramps' who does not believe that the Indicated horse power developed will be much in excess of the require ments and that the speed will be nearer uineteen than eighteen knots. Ituiudan Require Severe Tests. When the Russians accept a ship there is no chance of their getting any thing but what they order. A United States government trial, severe as it is, when the vessel is forced at top speed over the deep course between Cap Ann and Cap Porpoise for four hours, would never satisfy the czar's men. They have a set of tests of their own devising that, if practiced on all the ships of foreign navies, would likely result in half of them being declared failures. First they wanted no assisted or forced draught used; next they Insist that the vessel shall maintain the con tract speed for twelve consecutive hours, and incidentally they stand about to watch the indicator cards and see that it is done. When it is considered that the United States government proving course off the New England coast is only fifty knots long and that Uncle Sam's ships steam it over twice to prove their merit the difficulty of having deep-sea room enough to run a vessel twelve hours on a stretch and all the time at eight een knots an hour must be evident. - Bonders' Test Is Interesting-. But there is a way to overcome this difficulty. The modern battleship Is nothing if not a piece of machinery, and machinery well geared, like figures correctly totaled, never lie. So they will run the Retvizan over the meas ured course, and knowing the exact distance from mark to mark, will keep a record of the revolutions of the big twin screws until the time comes when a carefully measured space i3 covered exactly at the required speed. Then the time will be ripe for tn main test, and for twelve hours 0e shin will be- forced onward over a course laid anywhere in the sea that gives the required area of deep water, and throughout the revolutions of the propellers must average at least up to the turns that were found necessary to make the contract speed. The coming first trial of the big bat tleship is called a preliminary, or builders' test, but it is much more Interesting, and far more important than the final acceptance . trial of twelve hours, for it really shows the qualities of the ship for the first time. and in addition, every gun will be tested, a feature totally eliminated from United States warship trials Their guns keep silence until long after the vessel is In commission, then the firing trial is ordered. Has a Terrific Battery. The Retvizan carries a terrific bat tery and the big guns are novel to American eyes, for the Russians manu facture all their own heavy ordnance at the Obrukoff works. They are really a modification of the famous French Canet type and have practically the same style of breech block and, like all such weapons, are fired by electricity and loaded by machinery, except for the pushing of the shell Into the yawning breech. There are four twelve-inch, twelve six-inch and twenty three-inch guns in the main battery, while the second ary group is made up of twenty forty-Eeven-millimeter Hotchkiss rapid-fire cannon. Every one of these has to be tested, not because the Russfans fear the efficiency of the guns them selves, but to enable them to learn just how the carriages and the fittings stand the strain and also what sort of a gun platform the vessel is. Therefore the Cramps will man the ship with a crew from their yards, all of them skilled engineers and firemen, and Capt, Stechensnovitch, the future commander, will take aboard gun crews made up from the 100 or more men who are here as a part of the crew that will take the ship home. Once compasses are adjusted the nose of the Retvizan will be pointed out of the Delaware capes to the open sea and she will be run slowly to the deep water that lies just beyond the Five Fathom banks, perhaps sixteen miles off shore. Then, between the northeast and southwest, light vessels of the Bank, known to be just 114 knots apart, the first speed run will be made, and when all is found satisfac tory a northwest course will carry the vessel far away from the track of any regular liners or coasters and the swarthy Russian sailors will bs given their chance to participate in the af fair. This they will do by firing each gun at nothing but the water, first with half a service charge of powder and ONE OF THE RETVIZAN S POWERFUL. GUNS. then with the regular war charge and projectile. The effects of each shot on every plate, beam and stanchion will be noted, for the great gun3 use 210 pounds of the highest power smokeless powder to hurl their 850 pound pointed clyinders of steel, and the crush' and shock of such a dis charge is little les3 than a small earthquake. There Is one thing sure in connection with the Retvizan. She willx never catch fire. The lessons of the Yalu river, Manila bay and Santiago are now too deeply rooted in the minds of the Russians to permit them to use wood in any form in the construction of their ships. So she has asbestos bulkheads in all the living spaces and the entire interior Is sheathed with the same fire-proof material. Even her boats will be of metal, a step which has not been taken by the Retvizcvn. Greatest of Battleships, Just Completed United States yet, though the newel ships have precious little wood about them. . It will be only a few days before! the world will know whether this S3.000.000 combination of steel is a success or a failure, and if she proves the test, as everybody believes she will, then the world must bow, for the era of the 18-knot battleship has come. HAUNT OF WILD BIRDS. Cranltf Cliff Near North Cape, Holland, Literally Covered With Them. One of the greatest haunts of wild birds in the world is Hjelmso-Stauren a mighty cliff of granite rising from the ocean near the North Cape, Hol land. It is a precipitous wall nearly 4,000 feet in height, whose surfaces are broken by niches and shelves and little crevices evidently caused by the disintegration of the rock, writes Wm. li.. Curtis in the Chicago Record Her- aia. i ne sea birds of the Arctic nave iouna it or great convenience ana viaciuct the obstacle of the great make it their headquarters. The wall mountain gorge of the Gokteik Val is protected from the wind by its pe- ley an obstacle which seemed at first cuiiar position, and the instinct of me reatnered populaton of this region has taught them that it is the safest place they can find. Hence every lit- tle ntcne contains a nest. Nobody knows how many there are, but dur- Ing the season when little birds are matting and nesting and until the lit- tie ones are old enough to take care of themselves the cliff is covered with them. The captain - of the approaching steamer gives to his passengers notice of his nearness to the place, creeps up to the side of the cliff as quietly as a steamer can go, and when in the prop er position blows a whistle, fires a can non, lets off a lot of skyrockets and makes as big a noise as possible, which frightens the birds, and everything with wings starts shrieking into the air. The sky is filled with them like a ciouu of smoke, covering the vessel ror a rew moments until they scatter In the distance, and after a while re- cover their courage and come back gradually and congratulate themselves upon their escape from death and dis- aster. A photograph cannot give any kind of an idea of the scene. The birds are so small and the rock is so large that they are mere atoms in the at- mosphere. But those who have wit- nessea me avalanche of frightened birds, and have heard their plaintive, Such things are the very magic of me walling cries, will never forget it. chanics, and more wonderful thev This colony, the captain declares, numDers millions. They consist of gulls, sea swallows, eider ducks, loons and puffins. REVIVAL OF ROAD HOUSES. Rural ,.!.... . j I uuuu irasioeu i at rrcsent Time. There are certain old country tav- . Via. . . I " . c luerr- up ward west- Krnllrlvn I those which everybody knows, like the -uui univ I Hermitage in tne Bronx and Garrison's nvpr hv the fnrt at YV.-llf ri. ...... I ... ruiui, uui remote ones which have not yet been exploited in plays or books, and which still have a fine old flavor, with faded prints of Dexter and Maud S. and much earlier favorites in the barroom In some cases, to be sure, though still situated at a country crossroad- with green fields all about, they are now used for Tammany headquarters, with ail hn..r h ' pictures of the new candidate for sher iff in the old-fashioned windows but mos-t of them would have gone out of existence entirely after the death of the stage coach, if it had not been for the approach of the city, and the side- whiskered New Yorkers of a previous generation wno drove fast horses. 'If the ghosts of these men ever drive back to lament the good old days to gether, they must be somewhat sur prised, possibly disappointed, to find these rural roadhouses doing a better business than ever in their day. The bicycle revived the roadhouse, and uiougn me oicycie nas since Deen abandoned by those who prefer fash- ion to exercise, the places that the wheel disclosed are not forgotten. They are visited now in automobiles. Scribner'e. Learning Amour the Clergy. The idea that the business of a cler gyman is to maintain and spread belief in a particular religion which he be lieves to have been revealed, and of a bishop to see that he does it, is slowly dying away, until there is a doubt whether learning is of any use. and the man who proBsesses it, especially If it be of the older kind. Is regarded often with kindness no doubt, and some times with admiration, but usually with a pity from which contempt is not entirely absent. "What could you expect?" said a country town magnate a few years ago when told that the largest parish was faille g into disor der. "Why E (the rector) is a He brew scholar." London Spectator. BRIDGE BUILDERS. MAGIO IN AMERICAN ENTERPRISE ' IN THIS LINE. The Shan State of Tlilbaw Opened Up to the World by a Railroad Over Hills, Through American Skill and Engineering-. There seems to be no spot in the world Into which American enterprise is not penetrating. The way in which the United States is building great steel bridges in far off lands Is some- thing which will bring a wail of woe from the bridge builders of England, who have until recently had a monop oly of this sort of thing. How many people ever heard of the Shan State of Thibaw? It Is a region lying ber tween upper Burmah and southern China, and through it runs the old caravan route from China to Manda lay. Long before the British took Bur mah the trade of the Far East filtered through Mandalay by slow stages, up and down the rugged hills and val leys, through the thick Jungles and over the mountains, finally descending the Ghaut mountains and emereiner j on an open plain. Nw this is all changed, and a railroad winds up the hills and over the plateau between Mandalay and Thibaw. American skill, American ingenuity and Ameri- can enterprise made this possible, for by means of a great steel bridge and insurmountable has been successful ly overcome. This Gokteik Valley slopes from the mountains on one side to a canyon 500 feet deep, at the bot torn of which rushes a turbulent river. Across the river preciDitous cliffa tow er high up, forming the further wall of-the valley. Across this canyon the caravans used to cross by a natural bridge, a causeway under which the river had tunnelled Nnn- nr tho valley and canyon stretches a SDider- like structure of steel crossine the river 850 feet above its snrfam and striking a series of tunnels and arti ficial ledges in the face of the oppos ing cliffs, by which the railway makes its way to the slopes of the next val ley. In building this bridge use was made of the old natural causewav for a foundation for some of the bridge piers, so that the deepest Dler of the bridge is only 325 feet high high enough, but not so high as it would have had to be had not the old caue way been there. This Yankee hrirltrp is 2,000 feet long and 4,000 tons of steel enter into its construction. It was built in sections in the TTniteH States, carried with infinite care and difficulty to this far off region and there set up, every bolt, bar rivet and truss finding its place and fitting Into eacn other with the utmost nicetv seem than any of the stale old exploits or King Solomon's Diins A man in ciiuajrnauKi tanes a piece or paper ana makes a lot of figures on it. He then takes another piece of paper and draws a lot of lines on it his calcu latlons and his nlnno tho .. . . o - vf..a. . ii uaii-uaartl I1K' tne maun enoll Tho v,? 1 Ures in the Hehtn f flaio- i- duskv. cavernmi hniiH!,, pieces of steel as this master magi m ' " - vs3j uianc t y1WAA,n. .i . . uau uuciia, iuey are nis gnomes wnrlrlnir nut iYm cn ipi... . . of steel are packed int. w J" hir,neH t . r " . " muunwinoUS nana where dusty caravans wind thh !8 Wln.d through the hills laden with the prod ucts or catnay, and the grave, white- turDaneci merchants tell each other tales of the wonders of Oriental sor IT f . Juiey. me master ma- . " - "ynia waves his mglc wan. his subordinate magi cians spring to their work, and lo! be fore the astonished eyes of the people of the caravans appears a light and airy way or steel springing across th valley; and over it rush the iron dev ils, spouting smoke and fire which means that the 6:30 train on the road to Mandalay Is passing. New York Press. PAVEMENTS OF CRYSTAL. New Pavlns; Material of Great Strength and Durability. You would scarcely expect to read of streets paved with crystal in anv other than a fairy book, yet a new ravine material, caned ceramo crystal which is of great strength and durability, has Deen invented by M. Garchey. the well known scientist,. and preparations are now being made to use it on some of the mam streets in several EuroDean cities, ceramo crystal is malnlv m posea oi pounded glass, which has simultaneously been submitted to a considerable pressure and to a very nign temperature. Its hardness is de scrioeu as perfectly astonishing by those who have seen it tested, and it has a resisting power of 2.718 pounds to 4,828 pounds to every 100th part of a square yard. Moreover, neither cold nor hot weather has any influence on it. A weight of 8,400 pounds was recently al lowed to fall on a flagstone of this material, yet it did not make the slightest impression on it, and not un til it had fallen twenty-two times from i height of three feet did a crack ap pear in the crystal. The authorities of more than one city say that if the tests which they propose to make on a few main thoroughfares prove satis factory it fs practically certain that ill the streets will In time be paved 'ith ceramo crystal. They point out. however, that a few years must elapse before it can be really known whether jt not this new material possesses all ;he . merits that M. Garchey's friends claim for it. London Express. The sale of seats will commence Thursday morning at the Divldson iheater for the opening attraction at tnat theater this season, which is "Covers Lane. '-ne range or prices will he 25 cents to ?1. The company to appear here consists mainly of the persons who were engaged in the New York and Chicago productions, where the piece was a hit. The production is under the management of the ener betic W. A. Brady. The first perform ance of "Lovers' Lane" will be given next Sunday. Mosquitoes have no pedigree. yet they are often RECLAIMING BAD BOYS. Parole System Is Making- Good Citizens Out of Them. Miss Li Hie Hamilton French tells in the World's Work how the parole sys- tem for boys who have been convicted for crime in New York is putting the majority of those whom it reaches up- Cneap. ONODOay wan lis it on the straight track to manly life and nnnr. evervbodv wants it good citizenship. "For boys over 16," Pr viyuwxxy says Miss French, "there was abso- cheap. lutely nothina except the common Jail T)evoe readv paint IS cheap as a place of detention, nothing except uc uc . . v the penitentiary as a place of punish- because it isn t poor; it S Un ment. For the benefit of these boys. ntrtpi- hw.au se we then, the law was amended, and when nke any er Because we Mr. Willard volunteered to take under guarantee results instead Ol nis cnarge as an experiment, Doys oe- in evil me ages ui jo uuui ui nuu had been for the first time convicted of misdemeanor, the court turned them over- to him, paroling them instead of sending them to the house of refuge, or imprisoning them, or suspending sentence. During the course of the year there are sometimes as many as 1,500 of these boys arrested, at that susceptible age when, as one of the judges said to me, 'a few days in the tombs will act as a corrective, while a few months' imprisonment will ruin them for life. Once let a boy get Into the penitentiary and his hope for re demption is small. He must be saved in the first instance or not at all.' 'And. the result?' I asked one of the judges. 'The result!" he answered. 'You remember some of these boys. How nice they were, what promising faces they had. Had we no parole sys tem we should have been obliged to send many of them to prison. We could not even have suspended their sentences. In such cases, what chances would they have had? For a boy con victed of stealing in a department store could not have been taken back under suspended sentence. The exam ple to the others would have been bad. But with the parole system the condi tion Is changed. He goes back to prove himself." PET DOGS ARE TATTOOED. Fashionable Fad That Will Doubtless De Kxtenslvelr Followed. A decidedly novel occupation which has of late been noticed is that of tattooing the names of their owners upon dogs, says the Baltimore Ameri can. Several months ago there ap peared in northwest Baltimore a young man who is engaged in that pursuit and during the time he remained here he did a good business. Among the dogs which underwent the operation is a pretty little fox terrier belonging to Charles F. Wohrna, which rejoices in the name of Booze, and a fine bred bull terrier, Jip, the property of the Chesapeake Brewing Company. Both animals bear upon their breasts, where the hair grows thinnest, the names of their respective owners. Contrary to the belief of some that the operation is a cruel, painful one, those who have seen it performed de clare that the animals apparently ex perienced very little pain. The oper ation lasts about fifteen minute3. The animal is usually held by two men, one having hold of the hind legs. while the other holds the front paws. With a set of very fine needles the op erator then goes to work, deft'y prick ing the letters into the skin, just deep enough to draw a few drops of blood. Then he pours the Indian ink all over the wounds, or, rather, scratches, and the operation is over. In a few weeks the sores are completely healed and the animal bears during the remain der of its existence an unmistakable mark cf identification. The price of the operation is 50 cents. THEATRICAL BUSINESS. Ingenious Devlres Resorted to by Dra matic Managers. The business of the claaue has been subdivided into many branches, all of hM, oro nntJ "I wiiii vmiiu uj vuc ill ail j i group of men. The applauders even the lady in the box who faint3, and the man who hisses at a good part in or der to arouse the indignant enthusi asm of the audience were all provid ed for so many tickets a performance. to be sold by agents to the public. So carefuliy were the nlans nf ramnnlon thought out that the Whiteley of ap- io , ' r plause used to provide a man or wo man, dressed in provincial style, to jump up and scream out, "There's the villain hidins behind that tree," or the like. We also hear of cowboys In the far west pulling out their revolvers and peppering the melodramatic vil lain. On one occasion in a London theater the business instinct came out in the same way. A relative of the lessee was enacting the part of an in dignant father, whose son had got Into the hands of the money lenders. In the interview with the money lender the father severely lectured him. and then demanded his son's bill. "There, sir," he said, "is my check for one thousand pounds." The money lender was just reaching out for the check when a voice came out from the pit: "Don't you take it, old chap. I've Rot one of his now for six pound ten, and he s asked me to hold it for a fort night." Chambers' Journal. Keasanrlng film. Time flies, perhaps I've made my call too long," he said. Said she: 'Oh, no, it wasn't long at. all It only seemed to be." Philadelphia Press. Charlie's mamma missed a small not of jam one day, and as she noticed some tell-tale evidences about Charles' mouth and hands, she asked him if he had seen or eaten the jam. Charles insisted that he had not even seen the jam. l'apa thereupon was called in, and Charles was punished severely! Drawing Charles close to her, and wip ing the tears trom his eyes, mamma said: "When I was your age, my boy. never told a falsehood." "How old were you tcrore you began?" asked Charles between sobs. . "Oh!" gasped the beautiful woman as she fell back, clutching at her heart and permitting the telegram to flutter to the floor. Her fashionable guests rushed forward, crying: "What is it 'Has your husband met with an accident?" "No no," she moaned ; it is rrom my son-in-law. I am a grandmother." Chicago Record-Her ald. A woman has better sense than a man. WISE PAINTING Not much wise painting AQne: poor paint, mostly; too J f . jjjaterials Wise painting is Paint in the fall and use Devoe. Ask your dealer; he'll get it fcr yon. Book on painting free If you mention, this paper. GOOD-PAINT DEVOE, CHICAGO. The Past GUARANTEES The Future The Fact That St Jacobs Oil Has cured thousands of cases of Rheumatism, Gout, Lumbafo. Neuralgia. Sciatica. Sprains. Bruises and other bodily aches and pains Is a guarantee that It will cure other cases. It Is safe, sure and never (ailing. Acts like magic Conquers Pain Price, 25c and 50c BOLD BT ALL DEALERS IN MEDICtSE. Good for Bad Teetf Not Dad for Good Teeth. Sozodont . . 25c Sozodont Tooth Powder 25c Large Liquid and Powder 75c HALL & RL'CKLL. New York. ffDODC2VNEw DISCOVERY; elves "V s) s9 I Quick relief sad cure wont rases. Book of tentlmoolbls and is Pals' treatment IIU, DR. H. H. kEEIS'B BOSS. Bm E. AUacta. Ma. MORE THAN HALF A (ENIM OF EXPERIENCE AND . AM BACK OF EVERY i WATERPROOF Olk&P SLICKER OR COAT : mmmm BEARING TMI5 TPAP MAB& ON SALE EVERYWHERE. BEWARE OP IMITATION CATALOGUES rREe SHOWING FULL OP 6ARMNT3 AND MATS. A.J.TOWEaco..BOSTON.MA33. ENORMOUS CROPS North Dakota has lust barvestea a won derful crop of wheat and flax. Report from the various railway points along the "Soo" Line show yields of 25 to 33 bushels to the acre of wheat, and from 15 to 20 bushels of flax per acre. xna.x is now bringing $1.25 per bushel. Most of the rop was raised on newly broken land, so hat the first crop pays fcr the farm and ill the labor, and leaves a handsome profit. There is still plenty of good free govern ment land open for entry; also good open ings to go Into business In tho new towns along the "Soo" Lane, r or aesenpuve cir- I eulars. maDS and particulars, write to D. S: Casseday Land Agent, -Soo" Line. Minneapolis, Minn. Sold (with or without 1)111 liig and Tabu 1a ti rur A ttach mentKKxcbanKod.Kented. and lterairei. Pareuron Typewriter Kibbons for all Ma chines, Linen Papers, Carbon Paper, and miscellaneous Type writer Supplies and Furniture. Si I, 1619 Farnam St.. Omaha. Cheaper Than Passes. S10.15 to Indianapolis and Return. On eale Sept. 18, 23. 30; Oct. 7. S21.1S to ItulaTlllf, Kjr., and Itelorn. On sale Sept. 16, 23. 30; Oct, 7. SSI. IS to Cincinnati, O.. and Return.' On sale Sept. 1C, 23, 30; Oct. 7. SI. 15 to Colombna, Ohio, and Return. On sal Sept. 18, 23. 20; Oct. 7. 821. 15 to Springfield. O., and Return. On sale Sept. 16, 23, 30; Oct. 7. SV1.6S to Kanduaky, O., and Return On sale Sept, IS, 23, 30; Oct. 7. 41.75 to New Yorlc and Return, Dally. 35.75 to Buffalo and Return, Dally. ll.SO to St. Louis, Mo, and Return. On sale Oct. ( to It nOMESEEKERS' KXCUKSIOXs. On sale 1st and 3rd Tuesday of each month. Tourist rates on sale DAILY to all sum. m-r resorts, allowing stop-overs at Dc trnlt. Niagara Falls. Buffalo and othr points. For rates, lake trips. Pan-American descriptive matter and ail Informa tion, call at - CITY TICKET OFFICE, 1415 Farnam Street, (Pazton Hetel Blk. or write BARRY E. BIOOKES, O. A. P. D., Omaha, Men. Vhea Answering Advertisements Kiatly Mention This Taper. W.N. U OMAHA No. 40-1901 1 pifep r I I In time. Sold by 6u-.ut, I I I'-T-a-T-fl m e