t 4 ' '4 i a r? 1 i li V " USED AGAlNSl HtH. ) Congratulations tha Aetraaa Raoalvad on Hr Engagemant. JL London music hall belle who bad Jat successfully "landed" an old and wealthy nobleman sued an unpopular manager, alleging that he had not paid her aufflclently well for her engage ment at his bnll. She won the cane and was Immediately Inundated with flowery congratulations from her friends, all of whom were glad to see the manager go down. Not content with her victory, how ever, the bello trust needs crow over her beaten manager by packing up the choicest of then- telegrams and dis patching them to his house, with the Intimation that he might make what use of them he thought proper. She regretted this last concession the next morning. Taking her at her word, the manager pasted the telegrams on board outside the music ball, headed them "Wbnt Miss Flightle's friends think of her engagement" and left the public to assume which engagement, the professional or the matrimonial, was meant. Then followed such messages as "Good for you, old girl!" 'Tinned the old horror at last!" "Don't let him wriggle oft the hook!" "Stick to him till you get the dibs!" "Congratula tions on your splendid haul!" Another action for damages against the manager Is now pending. FIRST AID. Sammy Told. ' Mrs. Smith was showing n visitor a new hattree she had recently pur chased when little Samuel came In and neglected to remove his hat. Thinking ' to tench him a lesson she said. "Sam uel, what did I buy that hattree for?" "For $1.08," answered Samuel promptly, "but you said I wasn't to tell anybody." Ho Could Go. At the denth of the Duke of Welling ton the whole diplomatic corps was Invited to the funeral at St. Paul's. The French ambassador on receiving his Invitation was very much upset. He hurried off to his colleague of Itus- la, Karon Brunnow, and confided to him the dIRlculty in which he was placed. "The queen," he said, "expects us to fo to St. Paul's to the funeral of the Duke of Wellington. How can I go, considering the Injuries which the duke Inflicted on my country? What shall I do?" Baron Brunnow listened gravely to his colleague's exposition and then re plied. "As the duke Is dead," he said, T think you can safely go to the funeral. If you were asked to attend his resurrection I should say refuse the Invitation." Life. Life Is a good denl of a puzzle, but If we were more resoluto in our deter mination to enrich It by worthy serv ice than we are In our desire to solve Its mysteries we should be happier. If we put more into it we should get more out of Jt. Epworth Herald. Not In Hia Lifetime. A well known scientist was lectur ing on the sun's bent and in the course of his remarks said: "It Is an estab lished fact that tho sun is gradually but surely losing its heat and In the course of some 70,000,000 years Jt will be exhausted. Consequently this world A Cate Where It Waa Applied Nol Wiaely, but Too Well. An extremely ludicrous Incident oc curred in a fashionable church ou a re cent Sunday. A young lady, evldentlj a stranger, of a naturally pale com plexion, accidentally let her handker chief fall ou the floor. By repeatedly stooping to reach It furtively she at tracted the notice of a gentleman Id tho pew behind, who thought she wa about to faint. With tho best of motives, therefore he took her gently under the arms and raised her up, greatly to her surprise As she tried to release herself nnothet gentleman went to her assistance, and before the young lady knew what wa! the matter they were moving her oul Into the aisle. Naturally she was too much aston ished to find words for protest, and they had managed to half carry, hall lead, her some distance when she' dl rected an appealing look to nnothei gentleman In a pew, as If asking hlaj to help also, lie, too, promptly rost from his seat and helped to lift her ur. and carry her Into tho vestry room. The-e. ns tho three offlcidus but well meanli geutleraen were trying to force the now thoroughly exasperated lady Into an armchair, she recovered bet powers of speech, and the verbal ex plosion that followed, while It cleared away the misunderstanding, moved the very meek men who passed out of the vestry to mutter in unison, "NeveJ again!" Charlea Reade'a Literary Method. JJcudYs literary work was, Sir Robert Anderson remarks, a rare combination of genius and plodding. A brass scuttle which stood by tin fireplace held the illustrated and other nnners which reached him week by week. From theso he culled ...... K!n4lw.4 4. L- Vila fnnrtv nrwl alijf Willie) tuai. luun uio juuvjj the cuttings were thrown into a companion scuttle, to be afterward inserted in scrapbooks and duly in dexed. Materials for his novels and plays were thus supplied or suggest ed. The accuracy of his descrip tions of events and places was phe nomenal. Blackwood's Magazine. 4MlMfcMHHW'MlHlHl'Mi'4MlMMMH'H An Ambidextrous Pitcher Bobs Up. Now, what will tho rules com mittee do about this? Here is a pitcher whom Connie Mack, manager of the Philadelphia Americans, signed up for the coming season who is going to mix them up with either hand. And bere Is what is said about him: "Charley Frlene has come to terms with Connie Mack and signed his 1010 contract. The Philadelphia club will have In Friene a young pitcher of un usual ability. He is an ambi dextrous thrower. There are few pitchers who can shoot the ball over the plate with either hand, but Frlene has done it. He has pitched part of a game with his right hand and finish ed up with his left. It is only when he is tiring or has some dangerous southpaw hitter that he smokes them over with his left. John Rellly discovered the youngster, who Is n gradunte of Santa Clara college, and recom mended hiiu to Connie Mack." .a. .. .a. o. o. .t. .. .1. J. .-- . A . o .a a. TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTtTTtTTTTt ALL STAR ICE HOCKEY TEAM. Some Difficulty Experienced In Selecting All Collegiate. YALE MEN GET THREE PLAGES Eli Playera Placed at Point, Rover and Left Wing Peacock of Princeton Best Goal Tender In the Country. Cresewaller of Cornell a Star. tttTtTTTttTTTTtTTTTtTTTTt 4 All Intercollegiate Hockey Team ? For 1910. Peacock, Prlnteton Goal Johnson. Yale Point Read, Princeton Cover Martin, Yale Itover Hicks, Harvard Center xiuiuii, img ........... iti wins I Cresswaller, Cornell ... Right wing $ Selecting an all Intercollegiate Ice hockey seven for the season of 1010 Is a dltilcult task, not becauso there were so many star players for each position, but becnuse all the teams showed de plorablo weaknesses in the same spots. It has thus beeu found necessary In two instances to shift players, a thing which under more favorable conditions would not even have beeu considered In searching for a point and a left wing nono could be found who had shown that he was worthy of the hon or. All of the colleges were particu larly weak at left wing. In the major ity of instances right hand shots were being played In that place, and the re sult was that they had to loft the puck whenever attempting to shoot. Heron, who played center on Yale, can shoot from either side and has a good enough hockey head to soon adapt himself to playing the wing. For this reason he is awarded the place. At point there were several mediocre men who might have been picked, but to really get the best possible team to gether aud that Is tho object John son of Yale was shifted from cover to point Johnson at cover was not as good as Head, and yet he would make a better point than any of the men playing the position regularly. There can be no question about Pea cock's being the best goal tender In the colleges, and in the estimation of many he is the best man in front of a net in this country. He would rank among the best In the Dominion of Canada. Read far outclasses any of the covers. He not only plays a sterling game on defense, but can carry the puck when occasion arises, With one exception the best college forwards were all to be found In the center of the Ice. The exception was Cresswaller of Cornell. At right wing how mint yrars Din vou sat it would , BE?" of ours will be dead and, like the moon, unable to support any form ol life." .. At this juncture a member of his au dience rose in an excited manner and said: "Pardou me, professor, but how many years did you say it would be before this calamity overtakes us?" The Professor Seventy millions, sir. "Thank Gl!" was the reply. "I thought you said 7.000.000." Success Magazine. Time to Rebel, For three weeks he had borne nil the horrors of housecleanlug wit limn a murmur. Then his patience gnve way. "And you," sobbed bis wife "you used to tell me I was your queen." "Yes." he said, with a wild glare In fala eyes, "but when a man finds h'.t queen bas used his best tobacco jar for, pale oak varnish and his meer schaum pipe for a tack hammer he begins to grasp the advantages of n republic." PREPARE FOR OLYMPICS. Athletea on Other Side Ready to Send Teama to Athenian Games. The Olympic games are to be held at Athens this spring despite the re ports to the contrary, and not a few of the athletes on the other side of the water are making preparations to be there. Last fall tho English Amateur Athletic association decided not to send a team, aud now it is said It has not ehnnged its policy, but has an nounced that If the athletes care to go they are at liberty to do so nt their own expense. The first country to make a definite move for the Athenian games Is Aus tralia, and the antipodes will send Wood and Slnie for the Marathon race. Except President Taft might order a team to be mustered here, there Is hardly any possibility that America will be represented. Professor Sloane of Columbia university is the Ameri can represeutative'of the International Olympic committee, and Jt Is not known what his views are about send ing nn American team to Athens. The Amateur Athletic uuion could' muster a team, and so could tho Intercollegiate association, but any foreign mixtures around April or May would Interfere with the dual college meet and the championship, so that the college man would be out of it for Athens. In 100C, when America sent a team, the men were not the best in the land, lint nevertheless they won the point of honors, and no doubt as good a team If not better could be mustered now. Only recently President Tuft recom mended congress to make a grant of $.10,000 to send the athletes to the Vi enna exposition games, uext summer. The trip to Vienna for about forty men would not ute up half of tho sum. and there would be plenty of money to send the boys down to Athens. They could go N ;the (Jrecinn capital first and take in Vienna and all other games worth attending on their way home. i MeGovtrjf to Fignt Attell. rhllly M.iiovwn. the New York bantamweight, has hmi swnred to fight Monte Attell In Sun I'niuclseo on Mnn h 17 for th ihnii'ploiiHlilp of the world, ,-jf v - xf ' I 1'FARLAND AFTER WOLGAST. Chicago Lad Will Try Hard to Get on Match With New Champion. Packy McFarland. the Chicago light weight, who failed to get ou a light with Frcddlo Welch, the English cham pion, while abroad, has announced that he will sail for home shortly and try bard to get n match on with Ad Wol- gast, the new holder of the world's title. In many quarters McFarland is look ed upon to have an excellent chance of W-, ;.'.Ift.',.r MA! . " til BEAD, PBINCSTOH'S CLEVER COVF.B POINT, he bad no peer in the college ranks, All season be played an aggressive game. He shoots well, carries well and falls back to help out his defense In finished style. Furthermore, he Is a fast skater. For the positions of rover and center there were several good men, and to make these selections was no easy matter. After considerable study aud carefully watching, however, it was decided that Hicks of Harvard at center and Martlu of Yale at rover were the proper choices. Kay of Princeton Is a good man and will show up well next season, but be Is not ns aggressive and effective In bis play as Martin, although a better shot. Martlu had uot reached his real form In the Yale-Princeton game, the Iiulldog's first league match, but after that he showed steady Improvement In his work. McKlnney of Princeton also ciuue In for a lot of ccnsldern tlou. There were no left wings worth while. The majority of them were not even mediocre. They filled In to make full sevens, most of them, but that let them out. Heron Is a hockey I layer whose experience and use of Ms head have made him a valnabl man to any team. Ills duties as cap tain of the, Yale' team and the fact rhrit. with the exception of Johnson, hN defense was weak kept him from llaylns hN best game. He fell bar Invariably without romplotlng a rush n: the Ice fur the reason thnt be fear ed fie would net be able to do so if the p ick were taken away from him ni.d his opponent r got a chance at bis Jtoal. Another Veteran Pedtetrlan. John Ennls i f New York, who U lxty-elirht ?ri.r old. may try to beat Weston's 100 day w11; word. r in L I ft yf J amis I. i V it i s f" ' . 2" 7 '4 PACK I U'FAttbAXD, WHO IS A FT Sit WOL- OAST S HCALr taking away Wolgast's scalp. lie Is one of the cleverest boxers that ever pulled ou a glove and has a knockout wallop in either hand. Ills only trm ble In getting on a match "villi the hit ter Is that he may experience some lit tie difliculty In making 133 pounds ring side. . CHESS EXPERT COMING. Schlechter, Famous Master, Plana to Viait America In May. Next to Dr. Emanuel Lasker, Carl Schlechter, the unobtrusive Viennese master, occupies the central position in the world of chess today. Ills stand against the champion In the great match recently concluded at Berlin is uuparalleled In the annals of match play since the late William Steluitz was dethroned by the present incumbent. Although Dr. Lasker retains the title of world's champion, and, In view cf the fact that be evened the score at the eleventh hour, commands the same respect he ever did, Schlechter ranges up alongside of him, an Impressive figure, greater than that of any of the other masters living today. Dr. Lasker himself has been generous enough to acknowledge the greatness of his recent antagonist. According to a cable received from Berlin. Schlechter contemplates com Ing to this country In May for a tour He has been here but once before, when he came to play in the Interna tional masters' tournament in 11)04. BRITISH POLOISTS COMING. English Team to Play In Point Juditr (N. Y.) Tourney. The reorganized Point Judith Polo cluli of New York has adopted the schedule tor the season. The tourna nient will begin July 23 and close Sept. 3. The chief interest In the tour uameut Is the coming of nn English team aud the senior and Junior chain plonshlps. The Britishers are sched Uled to meet Biiiliiigunie. Wanderers Philadelphia. Mcudowbrook, Polnl Judith and Itockaway in addition t" taking part In the open championship The first game of the Junior champion ship is scheduled In New York July". Sports In Short Meter Millinery This erason the Millinery Hi artn:d:t of Vrnpirs l'.ig De partment Store will lie more complete tlmn ever and it will bo pood news to the; people of Tltitture utli tiiul vicinity to I nt w tl at MISS MARY LYNCH has been re-ei:(iased and will have charge eif the dcjiaitnu nt. That means that the newest crea tions in the millinery lire will 1c feud at Kangers and that the huts will be the very h.ttfct creations. Clothing and Furnishings A new and complete Btockof the very latest in Clothing and Mens Furnishings just purchased and urc now en sale. Come and see some thing nice and novel and get a bargain. M. FANGER F. M. RICHEY DEALER IN Building Material LUMBER, LIME, ETC. Estimates Furnished. Prompt Attention to Orders. YARDS AT . 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Four of last year's Chlcugo Amer leans have now been let go. Jakey Atz. George Davis, Frank Isbell and Bnruey Hellly are the men to get the official ax. Who will be next wheu tho recruits show their skill? There will be entored In tho small boat classes at Monaco this spring a K British hydroplane that is said to have attained the speed of 33 knots nu hour The craft Is named Flying Shoe and Is fitted with a seventy-five horsepow er engine. There will be on ocean motorboat race from Havana to Atlantic Cltj this summer. The contests will bring the craft homo after the Philadelphia to Havana race ends. The Seaside Yacht club of Atlantic City has offer ed a $500 cup is a trophy. THE TAILOR'S SONG Fit out at Frank'sget a suit up to date, Right in the fashion of woolens first rate. A suit that will fit goods sound as a bell, No outside shops will fit you as well, Keep track of Mac's good value he stalls. Mac builds good clothes garments all neat, Chicago's ready made agents cannot compete. 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