DOUBLE VISICN.
WALL PAPER.
Wall paper to please must be up-to-date
and the latest design, and not old
kept over stock, such as you are some
times asked to buy. Our stock is all new,
not a roll of paper from last year.
WE HAVE IT IN STOCK
We can put up your order on short
notice and we trim it
FREE OF CHARGE
The Red Cross Drug Store.
WEVRICH & HADRABA
Sole agents for
LOWE BROS. HIGH STANDARD LIQUID PAINT
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Return of the Popular
WILLIAM GREW
STOCK COMPANY
In a sumptous production of the Great
Dury Lane Theatre, London, Success.
HELL CWVMME..
"RAfl.nt.ifnl Rp.pnftrv HncstnTYis TT.fFpnf
And a cast of eighteen people.
The dramatic treat of the season.
Popular Prices 25, 35 and 50 cents.
HAVE YOU JOINED THE ONCE-A-WEEKCLUB?
Let Me Tell You Something
If you want to be properly dressed,
you should have your clothes made to
order. You can't get up-to-date styles in
. ready-ruades, for they are made six months
before the season opens.
BLUE SERGE SUITS
The only place in the city where you
can get a good blue serge, fancy worsted,
cheviot or Scotch tweed suit to order that
are actually worth from $.'." to $40, for only
$20
FOR NOTHING All suits made by
me on or before March 1st, will be cleaned
an d pressed as long as they last for uothing.
SPECIAL-Prom now until March
5th, I will clean, dry clean, and press
clothing for 50 cents to 1 dollar.
ALL WORK GUARANTEED
James Socher
The Tailor.
TWO JACKS
Will sell or trade one, at my barn.
SAM C. SRflllTH
It Affectad the Oculist Wtll at tha
Patiant.
A well known oculist of New York
city tells a Rtory of oue of hi patients
who proved rutlicr more tban a mutch
for hlra. The patient wns au old fel
low f-om one of the rural counties of
the state, fifty years of npe or more,
who strolled leisurely Into the doctor's
office and, after taking a mental In
ventory of the place, remarked t tint
he was afraid that his eyes were "sit
ting a lettle out o' kilter" and be
guessed the doctor bad better "take
a peek at tbem." He was seated and.
as a preliminary, was Invited to look
through a prism at a photograph.
"Why. now." said he after "squint
ing" awhile, "this is curious! I see
two photographs. What makes me
see like that?"
The oculist, who Is something of a
humorist and Inclined to be jocose
with certain of his patients, replied
that this phenomenon was certainly
very interesting and that, while pos
sibly It indicated some slight abnor
mality, It yet had Its compensating ad.
vantages. "With double vision you
have a great advantage over me, for
example." be continued, smiling, "for
you will be able to see twice as many
beautiful things In the world as I can.
You will have twice as many friends.
Your family will be doubled. You will
hove twice as much real estate and
two pocketbooks Instead of one."
The old man did not say much In
roplv. but seemed to be pondering It.
Meanwhile the oculist completed his
examination, and the time came to re
ceive his foe. which In this case was
$10.
Very slowly the old man. still pon
dering, drew forth a roil of notes and
carefully selecting a five dollar bill.
looked hard nt It for some moment?1.
Then, proffering It, he said quietly.
"Here's your $10. doctor!"
Spoiled Her Play.
A very promising love nfTnlr. if not
nipped in the bud. received nn ugly
Jolt through he medium of tlmt "In
fernal little brother" the other even
ing nt the home of the young lndy
Involved.
An Informal cord pnrty wns In prog
ress, and a young renow wno uan
been very marked In his attentions to
the dnughter of the house had her for
Lis partner. In the midst of the pluy
"little brother" popped up with this
query:
"Mr. Blank, does slRter play crrds
well?"
"Yes. very well, Indeed." replied the
suitor.
"Well, then, you'd better look out."
shouted the youngster. " 'cause I heard
mother say that If she played her
cards well she would catch you yet."
She Won.
James -wife had a rather hard time,
is a rule, to coax money out of him
for new clothes, although he nlwnys
wanted to see her well groomed, Su
wanted a new dress, nnd she wanted
It badly, so she resorted to diplomacy.
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At breakfast she said:
"James, 1 have decided to do with
out a new dress, and with the money
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it would cost 1 shall have mother here
for a nice long visit"
James turned on her excitedly.
"What wear that old brown thing
another season? I guess not!" he ex
claimed vehemently. "You go right
down to your tailor's today and or
der something handsome. Uemember.
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certain position to maintain'."'
The wife bowed her head In sub
mission. On her lips played a peculiar
smile.
Wisconsin Plans Big Athletic Carnival.
As part of a comprehensive scheme
to restore tho University of Wisconsin
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to n place In the front ranks of inter
collegiate athletics it has been an
nounced that an lnterscholnstlc bas
ketball carnival, In which sectional
champions from Iowa, Indiana, Illi
nois and other Btates will participate,
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will be held In the gymnasium March
10. 11 and 12.
Misnamed.
During a geography lesson in l
Baltimore school one day the tench
er ppoke at great length touching
that wonderful Ftrenm, the Missis
Bipni. ncC. -tally Fho afforded tin
pupils Borne interesting account ot
the historic events associated win
the prcnt river, "iinallv. sain Mie
"wo must not overlook the pwti
v.ilun of the name I.Iississinni. 1
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means vainer ot titers. in
fonrct that, hovs uml cirls." .
One lad, however, was not nuicL
impressed uv this later contribu
tion to his store of knowledge
beir pardon, ma'am." said he, ''bul
if the name of tho river means 'Fa
ther of Waters,' why don't they cal
it Mifier Si nmT ". Circle.
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Do You
tthatthe SVews-ilerald Publishing Go.
Ssp has the best equipped facilities for
printing letter heads, noteheads, en
velopes, statements, pamphlets, briefs,
legal blanks, sale bills, fEtc. of any place
in this section of the state, and do it in
the neatest and most approved style?
BECAUSE
II ith our Seir Monotype, the very late-si
till kinds of J oh Work, we can
BECAUSE
Every job sent out of this office is printed by .Yew, Type, cast by the Mono
type for that particular job, therefore the print in clear and neat.
BECAUSE
We hare secured one of the bent Job Printers in the West, and we can
quaruntet you a job that will compare with the best of them.
Call in and talk to us about your next order
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than other typewriters.
Run by "girl power," you find that the Monarch is run at
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without a "tapering off," from fatigue toward the day's end.
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the waste of energy that typifies the heavy-touch machines.
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creased cost of typewriter work ter folio.
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