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tive gifts, of the unquestionable Daniel Green Quality. Green, wine,
black and brown colors $1.10. $.25, $1.50
V Ladies' Felt Slippers 50c to $1 50
ld'8 anfl isst's' R'eo8 (fur trim) .85 and 95c
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Buy your Xmas presents at home-we'll appreciate all you leave here
-and if not satisfactory it's convenient to exchange.
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"Tired at Three O'clock?" "No Sir! I Use the Monarch"
IF typewriters were machines run by mechanical means in
stead of human hands, you would find that, agfren amount,
a jK ircr, a Monarch could be run at a higher maintained speed
than other typewriters.
Run by "girl power," you find that the Monarch is run at
a higher all-day average speed than other typewriters, and
without a "tapering off,M from fatigue toward the day's end.
Both these truths are due to the fact that
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lightens the draft, uses nower more economically. Eliminates
the waste of energy that typifies the heavy-touch machines.
This in turn means increased production per machine and de
creased cost of typewriter work per folio.
While Monarch Light Touchand the
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Monarch features, every other import
ant feature of the modern typewriting
machine, such as Back Space Key, Two
Color Ribbon Shift, Contained Tabula
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stration of Monarch Light Touch and
other Monarch advancements.
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Executive Offices: Monarch Typewriter Building, 300 Broadway, New York
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Fleeting MiMnent3 of Pleasure That
Mr. Ojiulwo.ly Paid for In
S.ickcloth and Ashes.
The long Arctic nilit was drawing
'o a clcse. After six montlis of dark
iics'i tlic rubicund face of Obi Sol
r.ic;nd k,1 ly over the edge of the
gln Icr and wished the frozen north .1
cheery good morning.
It was 11 glorious sight, but Mr.
Djlblwoiky hooded It not. He was .lust
returning from a night at the Ksklmo
club end his mind was troubled. He
find forgotten bis latch key. Alas for
Mr. Ojiblwosky!
He knew she was a light sleeper.
I'Vciiuently she bad awakened after
having slept only three weeks merely
it the sound of the icebergs crushing
some Intrepid explorer's ship In the
floes. He remembered this as his
none too steady footfalls crunched
through the snow. She heard him ns
he wns trying to get in through the
servants' entrance In the areaway,
and stuck her head out of the upper
window. "Is that you, Ojib," she de
manded. Mr. Ojiblwosky was forced to admit
that It was.
"This is a fine time to be getting
home,' fihe exclaimed. "What time Is
It?"
"My dear, it's only quar'er pash Feb
ruary," replied Mr. OJibiwosky, some
what thickly, however.
Hut Mrs. Ojib, by consulting her
calendar, was already wise to the fact
that It was half-past May, and. hav
ing 110 desire to pry into family af
fairs, we will draw n veil over the
scene that followed, after the manner
of the good old story writers.
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Queen's Many Accomplishments.
(Jrec.-e, which is looming just now
largely in world politics, 011 account
of the Cretan question, can boast of a
queen who Is one of the most accomp
lished liiiKiilsts among Kuropean roy
alties. Queen Olgn, who was a Rus
sian princess, being a daughter f the
Orand Duke Constantino, Ik, like most
of her coinpa. riots, excellent at lan
guages, and speaks not only French,
Kiinlish, and Italian, but also the
tongues of her adopted country, (Ireek
and Albanian. The queen i.Iho en
joys a unique prerogative among the
rest of her sex, for sbo Is probably
the only woman who has over had the
dignity of admiral conferred upon her
an honor bestowed on her by tho
lato czar of Russia. Like the present
czarina, her Greek majesty has a pas
sion for flowers, and always has her
rooms profusely decorated with them;
and she Is likewise a keen philan
thropist. ....
HANGING A HORSE.
Trial and Execution of a Steed Which
Overturned a Carriinjo.
The foliuHinj; account id' llie pri
vate (rial ;t!nl execution of a horse
Ity eoiiuitatiil of (lie fantastic Mar
iiiis ilc !ri(Urvilio in taken from
an article cnlitlcd "liiorajihie ties
Kxcontiitiues," originally iiihlisheil
without signature in I.a liepub
litiie ilu lVuple, descrihcil as "Al
niamuh iVmocratiijiio, 1'aris, chcz
l'rost, 1S.M)," ami republished in
Oeuvivs l'ostliutnes of liumlelaire,
1'aris. The article is evidently one
of naudoliiire't; hits of hack work,
but even here the muster's touch h
felt:
'Tirsl of all let us mention the
Manpiis tie r.riipievillo, a very rich
person, popularly deemed crazy nil''
prohahly slightly so. At least he
did nil that was necessary to justi
fy the opinion one had of him. One
day 11s he was rushing violently
through the streets in his brilliant
equipage one of his forses fell. The
carriage was upset, and the mar
quis received an ugly contusion. He
is brought bnck to his mansion ; he
is in n rage; ho wiints to dismiss his
coachman. The latter justifies him
self. The accident was not caused
by any fault of his. One of tho
horses is to blame. 'If it is so,'
says the marquis, 'tho horso must
be punished; every fault must have
its penalty.' lie orders all his
household to oppear steward, but
ler, valets, scullions, grooms. It is
a veritable court of justice. They
nil take their places. The marquis
presides. The accused is brought
in. lie preserves in bis noble bear
ing the calmness of innocence. The
coachman makes the accusation.
The secretary of the marquis, till
ing the olliee of lawyer, presents
the defense of the quadruped. He
is h ug winded, heavy, Hat, exactly
in if he was pleading before parlia
ment, lie quotes the Digest; he
spits hntin. lie concludes by re
questing that his client should be
returned to the stable, whose finest
ornament he is. The ease is heard.
The marquis gives his opinion first,
lie considers" the accusation ns
proved, lie votes for the sentence
of death. All his valets hurry to
vote like him. The whole thing
seemed to them n joke. They were
mistaken. The marquis bad u scaf
fold erected in his yard. He ad
dressed to the condemned 11 prolix
discourse, in which he made him
feel the enormity of bis crime. Dur
ing this oratorical display the un
fortunate victim looked upon the
instrument of torture with 11 firm
eye no affectation of courage, no
despondency.
"As soon as the marquis had fin
ished a groom threw with dexterity
a rope around the neck of the pa
tient, and 11 few seconds later ti e
poor animal was suspended in the
air, the coachman was pulling his
feet down, n valet was stamping on
his shoulders. The hanging was ns
correct as those daily exhibited m
the square of the Grcvc. The at
tendants were stupefied with aston
ishment." How Indians Poisoned Arrows.
Indians took a fresh deer liver,
fastened it to a long polo and then
went to certain daces where they
knew they would find rattlesnakes.
Tho bucks would poke the first rat
tler with tho liver. The snake
would repeatedly strike nt the liver
with its fangs until its poison was
all used up. Then the pole was car
ried homo and fastened upright un
til tho liver became as dry as a
bone. The liver was pounded to 11
line powder and placed in a buck
skin hijr. Thia powder would stick
like ,"luc to any moistened surface
find : 1 "d to .toison nrrows.
ut In Damaging Evidence Against
His Own Client.
It tloes not seem to he frequent
that a plaintiff get through the
courts what he considers a satis
factory settlement for damages for
an injury sustained when a railroad
company is the defendant. Cases
nru of record, however, where the
attorney for the railroad has un
consciously admitted evidence that
resulted it. u tp!Vt f t Mi" ;i!:iin?
tilL Such a case was that of Mifc.
Herkimer of lteloit, who Fued ho
Missouri Pacific for $10,000 bo tore
a court in Kansas.
The defendants were represented
by tho able and learned Waggoner,
who Fought to prove that there wm
a full moon on the night of ,tho
accident and to place tho responsi
bility with the plaintiff. A messen
ger loy was sent for and secured
nn almanac of tho year of the acci
dent. Kxamining it only to learn
that it contained tho desired proof,
ho offered it in evidence.
In his argument the lawyer for
the plaintiff declared that the de
fendant company was the property
of certain millionaires, whom he
nnmed, who had amassed fortunes
totaling a great number of millions
and were well able to enro for his
crippled client.
Waggencr was immediately on
his feet offering loud objection
to this line of argument, claiming
that nothing had been introduced
in the evidence to justify tho state
ment. "May it please your honor, there
is," declared the other lawver. "It
is in the direct evidence offered by
the learned attorney for the de
fense." "Where?" shouted the surprised
Waggoner.
"It is in this almanac, your
honor," cplmly replied the lawyer.
He had studied the book, and there
in its pages were pictures of tho
men named, together with sketches
of their lives, and every one of
them was rate.l at from $100,000,
000 to $150,000,000.
These figures evidently appeared
to the jury to be substantial enough
to award 11 verdict for the amount
asked, and that without leaving
their seats. New York Tribune.
' ;:iid Farm
te Measure.
a dockyard was one
loot rule to meas-
11 plate. Not be
" the use of the
. it after wasting a
remarked the fore
is the sie of the
man.
plate?"
"Well," replied he, with a fir.'.'.v
which accompanies duty performed,
"it's the length of your rule ami
two thumbs over, with this piece of
brick and the breadth of my h.ml
and arm and from here to there,
hnr a linger." London Mail.
A Modern Dicgencs.
Kthcl, aged six, had gone down
tho village f-treet with her new doll.
It could he plainly seen that s,,e
was in dire distress She stood -till,
find after a cloe scrutiny of sev
eral men who passed she neooed
one.
"Say. are you an hone-t man?"
the demanded.
"Why. yes, I think so." n- tl 1
astonished reply.
"Well, then, if you're sure you're
tin ho'iest man." said the little
maid, "please hold my dolly while
I tie Piv fhoc." Woman's Home
Companion.
Deeply Injured.
Her eyes were wild; her hair was
in disorder; her face was Hushed;
her bands were clinched. She was
a deeply injured ami desperate wo
man. "Oh, cruel one," she cried in an
guished tones, "1 have borne with,
you too Jong! You have injured
the very foundations of my being.
Day by day you have tortured me,
ami yet 1 could not bear to givo
you up. When first we met, how
your ease and polish attracted me!
When you became my own, how my
friends envied me! IWit your un-der.-tanding
is too small for mv
lurgc soul. You nro opposed to my
advancing myself. You have ruin
ed my standing in society. If we
had never met 1 might have walked
in peace. So now begone! We part
forever."
There was. a moment's convulsive
breathing, then a gritting of teeth
and a sharp sigh. It was all over.
By a supreme effort she hud pulled
off her new shoe.
The Time It Was.
Jones I say, Smith, you are a
good hand at arithmetic.
Smith 1 am considered very
good. Why ?
Jones Well, here is a little prob
lem for you. There was a man
named Little, living in Dublin, who
Imd a daughter. Now, she was in
love with a chap she knew her pater
did not approve of. So one day she
doped with him. When the old
man found it out he was very
nngry and nt once followed them.
Now, then, what time was it?
Smith (angrily) What time was
it? How on earth do you suppose
I can tell you? 1 give it up!
Jones (triumphantly) Why, a
Little after two, of course. Lon
(l.')n Answers.
Cheerful.
"John, dear," said the invalid's
wife, "I'll have to run away from
you for an hour or so today. 1 huv;
to get the material for a new dress
that the dressmaker"
'i'.ut," complained the patioir,
"do you think il is right to be thin!.
in:: of dress while 1 am so ill?"
"Why, John, it will ho all right,
Ilu matter what happen-. It's 1;
black dress." Pearson's Weeklv.
Willie's Explanation.
Willie's grandmother gave him a
penny to inve.-t it! candy, and the
little fellow rushed off in great glee,
but presently returned in tear-.
"Why. what's the matter. Wil
lie?" asked the old lady. "Did yo
lose your cent ?"
"No, grandma," sobbed Willie. "r.
didn't lose it; I only Fwallowed it"
Exchange.
