TRUTHFUL ADVERTISING THE BASIS OF SUCCESS dince the Ingredients Entering Peruna Are Known, Itj Few tr ts a Catarrh .Remedy and Tonio b Understood. COLUMBUS, OHIO.-Tho ac tive ingredients entering the most popular household remedy In tho i world have been made known to j the public. This means a new era In the advertising of popular fam t Hy medicines Pcruna leads. I Peruna contains among other things, golden seal, powerful In its effect upon the mucous mem branes. Cedron seed, a rare medicine and unsurpassed tonic. Cubebs, valuable In nasal catarrh and afflictions of the kidneys and bladder. Stone root, valuable for the nerves, mucous membranes as well as In dropsy and Indi gestion. JUST SO. "Your majesty, there's a creditor Without" "Let him go without" Looking Brighter. "Things are looking brighter now," says a Dillville citizen. "The sheriff Is now my brother-in-law, and he won't levy on my crop; the town doctor boards with me, and doesn't charge a cent for tellin me that if I don't quit eatln' six meals a day I'll not live to be a hundred, and last of all, the head undertaker is my best friend, and has promised to fix me finally. "I feel that I don't half deserve so many blessings, but I've got 'em and I'm going to hold on to them." Atlanta Constitution. She Could Not. "With one wave of my wand," says the fairy, "I can make you grow young again." "Excuse me," replied the woman, "If I decline your kind offer. If you can bring youth to me at my present age, all right ; but I positively refuse to travel back-through pyrography, the first stages of bridge, the habit back, the straight front, balloon sleeves, and all the rest of the fads I can remember." A Motor H!rt. Miss Lillian Russell, who looks younger than her daughter, was talk ing about age at a dinner In New York. Miss Russell, who Is always witty, ended with this mot: "It Is a sure sign of age In a wom an when she begins to get out of nr motor car backwards." Many Children Are Sickly. Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Chll dren, used by Mother Gray, a nurse In Children's Home, New York, cure Sum mer Complaint, Feverlshness, Headache, Btomaoh Troubles, Teething Disorders and Destroy Worms. At all Druggists', 25c, Sample trmllod FRKE. Address Allen S. OlmsteJ, Le Koy, N. Y. A Name That Names. "Why does Penryn call his coming novel 'A Scrap Book?' " "Because It Is a story of a married life." PERKY DAVIS l'AINK II.T.FR , bas no atiliKtliuU). No othor remedy Is m effective for rhoumfttiKm, lmuluiK". rllilneMi, neuralnia or cold of any lore I'M up In Hio, Sue and Wc bottler, Some people's cast-off happiness, like their cast-off clothes, would make some other people very happy. It's the judRment of many smokers thnt Lewis' Single Hiniier 5c cigar equals in quality most 10c cigars . If a man Is a liar it la useless tc tell him so. He knew It all the time. Tr. Pure' Pleasant Pellets regulate and Invtf. rate (tiincb, liver and bowels. Hiiftur-euateu, toy, granules, easy to take. IM not gripe. Procrastination Is the thief of many a good time. SZ5aGuara SICK HEADACHE Positively cured by these little Pills. They tin relieve Dle tresa from Dy epepela, lor digestion endTog Hearty Sating. A perfeot rerar dy lor Dlaalneea, Ken. a. Drowsiness, Bed Taata In the Mouth, Coat ed Tongue. Palo In the Side, TOKPID LIVER, They regulate the Bowels. Purely Vegetable. SHALL Pill. SMALL DOSE, SMALL PRICE. Genuine Must Bear Fac-Simile Signature refuse SUBSTITUTES. CARTER'S ?IWr CARTERS VVWtVVVf AiUVwWeVeVV'Vifyrl mmmmm .Astas JOHN GETS BACK. She stood there and glared at him. "And you mean to stand there and isk me to press your trousers?" she lemanded with all the sternness she :ould muster. "Why, certainly, my dear," respond ed Mr. Stubb, affably; "Is that asking Joomuch?" "Well, I should say It Is, John Henry Stubb. I'd have you know that when you married me you did not marry a sadiron." That evening his turn came. "John, dear," chirped Mrs. Stubb lust after supper. "I wish you would do me a favor before you go. But ton my waist up in the back, that's a good man." But Mr. Stubb merely puffed his cigar and chuckled softly. "Nay! Nay! Maria, I would have you know when you accepted me you did not say Yes to a button hook." And picking up his cane, be strode out. Newspaper Enterprise. "How did the Morning Bluster man age to get a picture of Dr. Cook In tho act of planting the United States flag at the north pole?" asked a curious subscriber. "How!" exclaimed the managing ed itor, vexed at the stupidity of such a question. "One of the two Expimax with Dr. Cook was a Bluster reporter In disguise. Ho took a snapshot." No Proof. "Excuse me, sir," said the art mu seum attendant, "but no dogs are ad mitted here." "Well, I haven't and dog," rejoined the man who had just entered. "But this dog followed you in," pro tested the attendant. "So did you," rejoined the other, "but that is no proof of ownership." CUPID'S GREEN-GOODS GAME. Virginia Madge spent this season In Europe. I wonder if she succeeded in landing a title? Florence Yes, indeed! Hadn't you heard? They were actually on the way to church before she found out that it was a counterfeit. Growth of Arbitration. Who snys ihn world is growing- worse? Who says that peace Is not in sight, When e'en the pugilists converse Instead of putting up a light? The Real Thing. Stubb There goes Henpeck in his machine. Where is he going in such a hurry? Penn Joy riding. Stubb Joy riding? Penn Yes, he is going to take his wife to the station and she is going to be gone two weeks. An Amendment. He (turning it over critically) My dear, this bread Is not like the kind mother used to make. She (savagely) Indeed! How does 1t differ? He (with suspicious haste) You can eat this kind. Much Relief. "Did your wife leave her will, Mr. Banks?" ' "No, thank heaven," answered the bereaved spouse, with a sigh of re lief, "she took it with her." Old. Gunner Robber used a gag on a man in New York and it's doubtful if the victim will recover. Guyer H'm! Must have been one at those New York roof-garden gags. Exactly It. "My dear, what do you think of giv ing up the house and taking four or five rooms in a hotel?" "I think it a suite idea." An Improvement. "How's the car service out your way?" "Improving. I only had to stand up half the way home last night." They Looked Wilted. "How fresh everything looks after the rain." "Except the people who were caught put in It." The Kind to Use. "You can't use children with gloves." "Oh. I don't know. You might, with 'kid' gloves." How It Happened. Askltt What caused Lamb's down fall? Noltt He lost his balance In Wall street. DID YOU EVER NOTICE? Did you ever notice the trouble she has? (if course you have, and so have I, In the crowded car where space is shy The trouble she has. ahem! ahem! The trouble she has In crossing them? Did you ever notice the trouble she hast Of course you have, so have we alt. In the theater, where the aisles are small. The trouble she has. ahem! ahem! The trouble she has In crossing them? Did you ever notice the trouble she hasf I'm sure I have, and so have you. On Sunday In the plush-lined pew. The trouble she has, ahem! ahem! The trouble she has In crossing them? Puck. THEY REALLY ARE. "Do you believe women are really better than men?" she asked. "I haven't any doubt of It. Where Is there a man who would be willing to come In here and do my typewrit ing for $10 a week and at the same time take pains to make me forge) that there is any such thing as troublb in the world?" The World Moves. Two aeronauts went speeding by With one another vying: But they were "glummed" by aero cops And fined for reckless flying. Preposterous. "I see that most of the human hair used in this country for rats and puffs' comes from China." "Where In the world do they get It In China?" "Off the heads of the Chinese, of course." "Human hair off the heads of China men? You make me laugh!" A Failure. "There isn't enough analogy In the English language," proclaimed the bright young student. "If we say 'male and female' to distinguish sex, why not say 'lion and felion, too?" "Wouldn't distinguish," replied the practical professor, "considering both are felines." A Strong Attachment Jinks I called on your friend, Miss Sweetllps, last night, and could hard ly tear myself away. Miss Charming Was she so de lightful as that? Jinks Oh, it wasn't she I had to tear myself away from; It was the big dog. A New Danger. "I was fined a hundred dollars and costs this morning," said the owner of the aeroplane, sadly. "What for?" queried his friend. . "My chauffeur lost control of the machine and It bumped Into and smashed some fellow's air castle," an swered the high flyer. "ON 8TANLEY, ON." New Arrival But why Is the phono graph In the dining room playing that selection called "The Grand Charge?" Landlord 'Sh! The guests are com ing in to dinner.' Hardly Cordial. "To-morrow never comes, they say," Scntentiously said Vose. "Then dlno with me to-morrow, pray," Came quick from Mr. Close. Made His Reputation. Harker That fellow Bilkins Is an enthusiast. Isn't he? Parker That's what! You know he likes to speak of himself as a sportsman? Harker Yes. Parker Well, the only thing he ever did In that line was to go on a wild goose chase three years ago. In the Right Spot. "That poor young man told a very affecting story of his misfortunes Didn't he touch you?" "Yes, madam, he did. For $10." A Black Record. "There goes a man of low life and dark deeds." "Mercy on us! What does he do?" "Cleans cellars and shovels In coal." Not Then. "A man always gets mad when he finds the line busy." "Not when he's fishing." Strabismus. "Father, Is the. godess of reform star-eyed?" "No, my son. She's crosseyed." A LITTLE COLD. Re caught a little cold That was a!L So the neighbors sadly said, As they gathered round his bed, When they heard that ho was dead. He caught a little cold That was all. (Puck.) Neglect of a cough or cold often leads to serious trouble. To break up a cold In twenty-four hours and cure any cough that is curable mix two ounces of Glycerine, a half-ounce of Virgin Oil of Pine compound pure and eight ounces of pure Whisky. Take a teaspoonful every four hours. You can buy these at any good drug store and easily mix them in a large bottle. Made Sure Pair Was There. A through train stopped a few mo ments at a small station the other day. A passenger got off to walk around a little. As the train began to move again the passenger jumped aboard, but just then he discovered that he had but one overshoo. Think ing that he dropped the other some where on the platform, and as the train was going too fast for him to Jump off and recover it. he pulled off the remaining shoe and threw It on the platform, exclaiming: "There, that makes a good pair of overshoes for somebody." Entering the car, he proceeded to his seat. There, to his great astonishment, was his overshoe. A look of Intense disgust came over bis face, but be did not hesitate. Quickly picking up the lone arctic, he hurried to the platform, threw the shoe as far as he could back toward the other one, and shouted: "By jlmmlny, there is a pair ot overshoes for somebody!" As to the Hessian Fly. The llesalan fly is a German product which was conceived in iniquity and born In sauerkraut. It is a long, rangy fly with a bite like a steel trap, and It lays a pale blue, oblong egg at the rate of 30,000 an hour. The Hessian fly will eat anything from decayed custard pie to a glass Inkwell, but Its favorite dish is the double neck ot a fat gent. This bird can perform a two-step on Btlcky fly paper without crooking Its toes, and is proof against rough on rats, the daisy fly killer, and a strychnine hypodermic. No Hessian fly was ever known to die of anything but old age, which accounts for the color of its whiskers. If It ever fas tens upon your jowl, It will stay until removed by the undertaker. Man chester (la.) Frees. Sing Sing to Be Removed. Sing Sing prison is to bo removed across the Hudson river 15 or 20 miles northward, just eight miles south of We6t Point, where a large tract of land has been purchased and a gang of several hundred convicts has been working for two years. ,. The present prison was also built by convicts In 1826, with material found on the grounds, but, although It has been enlarged every few years, and is now one of the largest penitentiaries in the world, it Is not large enough. The Last Resort. "They're going to increase the tax on beer!" "Then we won't drink any." "And they're going to increase the tax on spirits." "Then we won't drink any." "And they're going to tax wine." "Then we won't drink any." "And they're going to tax inheri tances!" "Then let'a drink up our money!" Take a hint, do your own mixing. Rough n Rats, being all poison, one 13c box will spread or make 50 to 100 littlo cakes that will kill 500 or more rats ami mice. It's the unbeatable exterminator. Don't die in the house. Beware of imitations, substi tutes and catchpenny ready-for-tue de vices. When a man tells a young widow that she is the only woman be ever loved she is sure he is eligible for membership In an Ananias club. Strong Winds and Sand Storms rouse granulation of the eyelids. PliTTirS EYE SALVE soothes and quickly relieves. 11 druggittsor Howard Bros., Buffalo, N. Y. Happiness is increased, not by the enlargement ot the possessions, but of the heart. Ruskin. DOJCT NF.OIECT THAT COCOH II certainly racks your system and may run Into something ssrlons. Allen's I.nni Balsam will ehrrk ito,aleklv and permanently. For sale alall druggists. We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us by what we have already done.' Smokers also lite Lewis' Single Binder eiiar for its purity. It is never doped, only tobacco in iti natural itate. He that does a base thing in teal tor his friend burns the golden thread that ties their hearts togethe. Not Sisters Now end fain you tee two women pata inj dowa the treet who look like titters. You are stoniahed to learn that they era another and daughter, and you realize that woman at forty or forty-6ve ought to be at her fineat and faireat. Why Un't it to P The feneral health of woman it to in timately attooittod with the local health of the eaten tially feminine orfane that there earn be no red cheeke and round term whom them b female weeknett. , N Woman who bar Buffered from lUa trouble have found prompt relief and earn la the f Dr. Pitroa'a Farorlto Freenriptioa. It raaa of womanhood. It eleaxe yet and reddena the cheeke. No eloohol, or habtt-fonninl draft it oontained In "Favorite Prcacrtption." Any eiok woman may consult Dr. Pierce by letter, free. Every letter ia held at aacredly confidential, and antwered in a plain envelope. Address I World'e Dispensary Medical Association, Dr. R.V. fierce, Pres., Itiiflalo, N.Y. from woman's ailments are invited to 'write to tho names and Addresses liero given, for iKisiiivo proof that Lydia E. l'inkham'a egetable. Uunjiounu does euro Tumor Itetiinved. Chicago, III. -Mrs. Alvuim Sterling, II Lang don Street. I.lnilley, Iml.-Mrs. May Pry. Kinsley, K .ins. -Mrs. Nt.'lliUllfTord Deatnaa. heott, S. V. Mrs. S. .1. HarlMT. t'nriiwallvllle, N.V. lni, Win. PmiRhton. f'lnlnntl,0.aMr. W.K.I ImiHb.TFjuilTlewA Milwaukee, Wls.-Mu. Emma liuse, SDJ lt St., Utrman. Chance of I I re. South Bend, Iml.-Mrs. Kred Certla, 101 8. Lafayette Htreet. Koali, Konttn-ky. Mrs. T.lrilo Holland. Urookfleld, Mo. Mrs. ciaralt Lousigiiont, 207 H. Market 8U fati'raon, N..l.-Mr. W. Somervllle, 133 llitmhtirKh Avenue. rhlUdolnhlii, Ia. -Mrs. K. E. Oarrett, 307 Nurlh ll.iriiut SI rout. Kswaakum, Vt ia.-Mrs. Carl Pulilke. Alnternltv Troubles. Worcester, ,M,i.,,iln. Uusylva Cote, 117 Hoiuhigato Street. Indian ixlis, Iml. Mrs. A. P. Anderson, 1207 K. Pratt Htnwt. HI Kim. Ha.-Mrs. Y. K. Pooler. Atwater Station, O.Mra. Anton Mitelhannt. Cincinnati, Ohlo.-Mm. E. II. Muddockt, tlilliert Aronue. W.iRVl.im. (ililo.-Mrs. Lee Manges, Dot 111. l)evitilll, N.Y.-Mm. A. A. tiiles. Johnstown, N Y.-Mrs.iloimr M. Seaman, 103 K. M .llll HI root. Burtoimew, lll.-Mra. peter Langenbahn. Avoid Operations. Ilampstead, Aid. Mrs. los. II. Dnndr. Adrlun, Oa. Ijciia V. Ilonrv, KontoNo. S. ludlanaiHilis, lnl. liusalti V. I'lpor, IS) South Addison Slrwt. toulsTllln, Ky.-.Mrs. Bnmle,3r.?n Fourth St. boutli West ll trlior, Miilnn. Mrs. Ulllan Itobblns, Mt. Desert Light Stsllon. Detroit, Mir-h. -Mrs. Frimlis Uueeuuu, M4 Aleldruui Areuue, Oermm, Organic PIspHceinenta. Mor.ter, Ills.-.Mrs. M iry Hull. Mk-onler, lnd.-Mra. KlltaWond.K F.n.Xo.4. ftlellHiurne, Iowa. Mrs. Clara Wateriuaun, K. F. U. No. 1. n.irdslown, Ky. Mrs. Joseph JIall. lwlston, M;il no. .Mrs. ilonry Cloutlor, 66 Olford Street. Minneapolis, Minn. Mrs, John O. Moldan, U1I6 Second Street, li. Ehamroek, Mo.-Juile ll.im, It. F. I. No. 1 ; Km ti. Marlton, N.J. -Mrs. Oeo. Jordy, Route No. 3, liox to. Chester. Ark Mrs. Ella Wood. Ocllhi, (lo.-Mri. T. A. t'rlhh. I'Hiidlnton, lud. Mrs. M:iy Marshall, Tl.Tt. 44. Cumbrldgo, Neb. Mrs, Nollle Moslandur. These- women nro only a few of thousands of livinp; witnesses of tho power of Lydia K. lMnkham's Vcgctablo Compound to cure femalo diseases, is ot ono ot these women ever received compensation In any form for tho use of their names in this advertisement but are will ing that wo should refer to them because of tho good they may do other Buffering women to prove that Lydia E. I'inkham's Vegetable Compound is a reliable and honest medicine, and that the statements made in our advertisements regarding its merit are the truth and nothing but tho truth. Difference Minutes Make C?v From 35 degrees to 70 degrees from an unbearable cold to a glow ing heat that contributes the cheery comfort you want In your home Is the difference that can be made in 10 minutes when you have the PERFECTION Oil Heater (Equipped with Smokeless Device) to do your heating. It is unrivaled for quick work and effective, clean ly work. Impossible to turn the wick too high or too low Impossible to make it smoke or emit disacreeable odor the self-locking Automatic Smokeless Device absolutely prcvents smoke. Lighted in a second cleaned in a minute burns Nine Hours with one filling. Rustless brass font. Automatic smokeless device instantly removed for cleaning. Highest efficiency in heating power Beautifully finished m Japan or Nickel an ornament anywhere a necessity everywhere. Variety of styles. Every Dealer Everywhere. If Mot At Youra. Write for Deicriptlve CIreullf to the Nearest Agency of the STANDARD OIL COMPANY (Incorporated) PATENTS Wataon E.Colrmsin.Wajh. IliKlon. li.C. lluotfilrMi. Hi : Il eal rtterauKa. Hun res alia. AftPNTQ demonstration makes a saloln IV I 9 e? .ry Ikhiio. Your pniilt Hi, free sample. N. Hturmea A Co., MIduvupuIis, Minn. W. N. U., OMAHA, NO. 46-1903. five nior and yiulity to tit the eonplexiuas brightene thn lemalo ills. rnlnful Perloda. OoMien, Ala.-Mrs.W. T Hiilton, TtouUNo.S. 'uU-.n", l'l.-Mrs Wm. Tully.OAOgdea Av. Paw l'uw, Mli-h. Mr. Kmnia hiapnr. 1'lushiiiK, Mlh.-Mis. Hurt l'jd, VLT.D. No. ;l ; ore of I . A. Hunborn. CnflVovlllo, Miss. Mrs. S. .1. Jones. Cini'liinall.Uhlo.-.Mn. Flora Aur, 13G2Erml Street. Clereluud. Ohio -Miss Llzilo Btelger, 8314 Flc-t Avenue, S.K. Wesleyvllle. Pa.-.Mr8. MnKpleEiiter.R.F.n.l. Iiverslnirc.'l'oiin Mrs. l.ua Milliard, It 11.1. Huytlold, a,-11 is. .Muyino Windle. Irreirulnrltv. TTerrln, Ill -Mrs. Clio. Kolk.il. Winchester, lud. Mrs. May Iest. Jyer, lnd.-Mrs. Win. oherloh. K. P.Tt.Ko.L llultlinore, M.I. -Mrs. V. H. Furd, 111.18 Lana- ilovwe Siroet. IloSurv,Mus.-Mrs.FranclaMerkle,UFUld StreVt. Clarka.liile, Mo. Miss Anna Walla.. luvsvllle,ohlo.-Mr. Klla Michael, It F.TVS. liuyton, Ohio. Mrs. i.U Uale, Box its, Na tional Military Home. Lebanon, Pa.-.Mia. Harry L. Kittle, 233 LU niun Street. RvkiwIVnu. -Minnie, Hall. lKi!roltMMlch.-Mrs.iouleJung32 Chestnut Ovarlnn Trouble). Vluennnns, lud. -Mrs. bjl. 11. Jerauld, MSN. Tenth Hlrvct. Gardiner, Muine.-Mri, 8. A. Williams, B. F. !. No. M: lloi.lii. Philadelphia, I'a.-Mrs. Cbaa, Soell, 2407 N. tiarnrt Street. Platuburg.Miiui.-MlsiVerna'WIlkes.R.FJ.!. Female Wenlmeaa, Wllllmantle, Vuuu.-Mra. lata Donovan, Dm im Wooilnldn, Idaho. Mrs. Itaehnl Johnson. Kockland, Mutne.-.Mrs. Will Young, S CoU uiulila Avenue. rVottvlllo, Mich -Mrs J O. Johnson. UF.D.J. Kayton. ohlo.-Mrs. F. H. Smith, 431 Kim 81. F.i le, Pa.-Mra. J. V. Fiulll. li, It. K. 1. No. 7. lloaver Falls, l'a.-.Mrs. W. P. Hojd, 2109 Seventh Avenue. Falrclianon.l'a.-Mrs. T. A. Dunham, Tim 151 Fort Hunter, Pa. Mrs. Mury Jane Shnttn, Faxt Karl, Pa. Mrs. Augustus Lyon, K.FJ.tV Vleuua, W. Vo.-Mrs. Kuima Whoaton. Nomina Prostration. Ornnngo, Mo. Mrs. Mae MeKnlght, tauidon, N.J.-Mr. Tillla Waters, 151 Liber ty Street. Joseph, Oregon. Mrs. Alice. tTuffman. Pull.ulolphi.t, Pa. Mrs. John Johnston, 210 SIckoI Hired, Christiana, Touu. Mrs, Mary Wood, R.F.D. No. 3. Pecos, 1'ctai.-Mrs. Ada Toung Egglestnn. urunuevuie, vt.-Mra.Chiu. liarclay, M.F.D. That Ten HE Turlock Irrigation District of California OrPORTCNITIFS I'liaiirpaaaed. Al land, A II U.N DAM' WATKll at low rate. Healthful I llmutr. Kvfrjfihinir (irows. Btrawbrrriea al ClirlHttuaa. No Slirlter Necmsnrv (ur atork oa culilest dny or nlirht. The DAIKYMAN'S PAR ADIsH. Write for 1 LLUSTlt ATED BOOKLET. Dept. B. TUHL0CK BOARD OF TRADE, Turlock. CtL CAREY ACT LANDS $43.50 TER ACRE Ten years to pay Largest reservoir ia Stale. Water in canals. New settlers arriving daily. Write for booklet "Where to Live " lU'RTNFR IRRIGATED LANDS CO. b23 Judiie Dldii., Salt Lake City, I'tah Five Minutes In the Morning NO STROPPING NO HONING KNOWN TIIK WORLD OVER PARKER'S UilD Ral CAM . w " w r a. rlMtifn siul N-siiiiricf ths halt, lri.nints a luiunsnt (rn'". NcTnr Falls to Rsstore Orav Hair to Us Youthful Color. Cum arsip iliirswi a bslr rslliaa, C-V s-n SI nisi pMsilrtt DEFIANCE STARCH rr.' 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