All Who Would Eryoy good health, with its blessings, must un derstand, quite clearly, that it involves tho question of right living with all the term Implies. With proper knowledge of what Is best, each hour of recreation, of enjoy tnent, of contemplation and of cITort may be made to contribute to living aright. Then the use of medicines may be dis pensed with to advantage, but under or dinary conditions in many instances a simple, wholesome remedy may bo invalu able if taken at tho proper time and the California Fig Syrup Co. holds that it is alike important to present the subject truthfully and to supply the one perfect laxative to those desiring it. Consequently, the Company's Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna gives general satisfaction. To get its beneficial effects buy the genuine, manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co. only, and for sole by all leading druggists. MAJOR OR MINOR. Mr. Lunnon I suppose I may ad dress you as major, sir! Every man In these southern states seems to be a colonel or a major. Texas Bill I'm no major; I'm a miner. SUFFERED TERRIBLY. How Relief from Distressing Kidney Trouble Was Found. Mrs. Elizabeth Wolf, 388 W. Morgan 8t., Tipton, Mo., says: "Inflammation of the bladder reached its climax last spring and I Buf fered terribly. My back ached and pained so I could hardly get around and the secretions to. were scanty, fre quent of passage and painful. I waa tired all the time and very nervous. I began using Doan's Kidney Fills, and after taking a few boxes was cured and have been well ever since." Remember the name Doan's. Soli by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Foster Mllburn Co., Buffalo, N. T. Unusual Luck. "So you've rented that haunted house which was on your hands so longr "Yes; rented It to an actor." "Did he find out Its reputation?" "That's the very thing that decided blm to take the house." - "Rather surprising !'.' "He said it would be such a comfort for him to get inside of a house where the ghost walked every night" They Are "Climbers." Knicker They used to have an apartment in the city and a cottage in the country. Bocker Now they live in "Arms" la town and a bungalow at the shore. There's a rich, satisfying quality in Lewis' Single Binder that is found in no other 5c cigar. Some family skeletons are padded beyond recognition. SAVED ; FROM AN OPERATION ByLydiaEaPinkham's Vegetable Compound TmiIkMIa Vv T.dli V.. Pink. barn's Vegetable Compound has cer- j i uwuiy uuue uuu world or good ana I cannot praise it enough. I suffered fromirregularitles, dizziness, nervous ness, and a severe female trouble. LydlaE.rinkbam's Vegetable Com pound has restored me to perfect health ana kept me from the oneratinff toKU I nrill nowr ha wHhnut this medicine In the bouse." Mrs. Sam'l I,, 8023 Fourth St. Louisville, Ky. Another Operation Avoided Adrian, Ga. "I suffered untold misery from female troubles, and my doctor said an operation was my only chance, and I dreaded It almost at much as death. Lydla E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound completely cured me without an operation." Lena V. Uxnbt, B. F. D. 8. , Thirty years of unparalleled suc cess confirms the power of Lydla E. plnkham'a Vegetable Compound U cure female diseases. The great vol time of unsolicited testimony constant y pouring' in proves conclusively tha lydla E. Knkham's Vegetable Com pound is a remarkable remedy for thos distressing feminine Ilia from wlid IP daqj woman suffer. IT fflMfflW (I TELLS CONVENTION AT NEW OR LEANS HE FAVORS THE PROJECT. FOR THE BENEFIT OF ALL President Promises the Support of the Administration, But Will Not Stand for Any "Pork Barrel" Sherman, Cannon and Dickinson Pledge Aid. New Orleans, Nov. 1. Ringing de mands for "14 feet through the val ley" and elaborate argument in sup port of the program for the creation of a deep waterway from the lakes to the gulf have marked the great con vention of the Deep Waterway asso ciation that opened here Saturday. President Taft. Vice-President Sher man, Speaker Cannon, governors of the Mississippi valley states, innumer able senators and representatives and a mighty throng of private citizens who believe in the big river project are here and all urge that it be un dertaken and carried to a speedy con clusion. President Taft Promises Support. President Taft, who arrived in New Orleans escorted by a great flotilla, after an illuminating trip down the Mississippi river from St. Louis, land ed from the lighthouse tender Olean der about eight o'clock Saturday morning, and was driven to his ho tel through streets that were cano pied with magnolia barnehes, palmet- toes and southern moss, and every where the mottoes "Fourteen Feet Through the Valley" and "River Rate Regulation Is Rate Regulation." At the Athenaeum in the afternoon the president aroused a storm of cheers by promising that if the 14-feet project proved feasible and advisable, the present administration would favor the issuance of government bonds to defray the cost. Not for a "Pork Barrel." At the same time Mr. Taft made It plain that he would not stand for any plan to make a "pork barrel" of the project. He said he opposed any such general bond issue of $500,000, 000 or 11,000,000,000 for waterways improvement, the money to be cut up and parceled out to different sec tions, lie declared that the improve- Vice-President Sherman. ment of waterways had been carried forward in a haphazard fashion in the past, and that a new method should be adopted. "I believe in the deep waterway," said the president. "I am for it, and I shall use all the power that I pos sess in doing what may be accom plished to give you citizens of this great valley what you so earnestly de sire. It is all a part of a still great er movement inaugurated by Theo dore Roosevelt, and properly called by him the conservation of our na tional resources. "The projects for irrigation and for the Improvement of waterways in the future are not to be for the purpose of distributing 'pork' tc every part of the country. Every measure is to be adopted on the ground thnt it will be useful to the whole country. They are not to be adopted for sending certain congressmen back to Wash ington or for making certain parts of the country profitable during the ex penditure of the money. "We should take up every compre hensive project on its merits and de termine whether the country where the project is to be carried out has so far developed as to Justify the enor mous expenditure of money and if it will be useful when done. When we decide in favor of a project, I believe In issuing bonds to carry It to com pletion as rapidly as possible. It has Lost In the Shuffls. ScribbIer-r"8o old Skinflint's family lidu't like the obituary I wrote?" Ed tor "Oh, the obituary was all right, ut the fool foreman ran it under the lead of 'People and Pleasant Svents.' " Neighborly Consideration. "I heard your baby crying nearly all tight What was the matter with it?" I think she wanted me to get up and arry her around, but I was afraid it I lid you'd be disturbed by hearing ma ramping the floor over your head." been proimsed that wo Issue bonds for $500,000,000 or $1,000,000,000, and cut It up and parcel the money out In this and that section of the country. I am opposed to any such proposition, because it not only smells of the 'pork barrel,' but would be a 'pork barrel.' " Sherman, Too, Is for it. Vice-President James S. Sherman has brought to the people of the mid dle west the message of the east, promising enthusiastic support of the waterway program. "We people of the east depend on your people of the west," said ho. "When we help you, we help ourselves, so there is every reason why we should do all in our power for you, as soon as we realize what you want and why you want it." Speaker Cannon and Secretary of War Dickinson aro no less outspoken in their assurances of support, and many senators and representatives, among them Senator Lorlmer of Illi nois, the father of the deep waterway movement, this afternoon made ad dresses full of hopeful enthusiasm. Kavanaugh Opens Convention. William K. Kavanaugh of Missouri, president of the association, called the Speaker Joseph G. Cannon. convention to order Saturday morning and set forth briefly the alms and plans of the organization. He said the deep waterway work Is now in this condition: 1. The sanitary district of Chicago has built the deep waterway, practi cally to Joliet, nearly 40 miles, and $00,000,000 have been spent thus far on the work. 2. The entire route of the lakes-to-the-gulf deep waterway from Joliet to New Orleans, through the Des Plalues river, the Illinois river and the Mis sissippi river, has been surveyed un der direction of congress by United States engineers, who have officially reported to congress that the building of the deep waterway is feasible. 3. Tho people of the state of Illi nois have adopted a constitutional amendment providing for a bond is sue of $20,000,000, the money to be spent in constructing the deep water way southward from Joliet. 4. A bill introduced by United States Represpntatlve Richard Bartholdt of Missouri is now pending in congress, providing for the Issuance by the United States government of bonds to the amount of $500,000,000, the money to be spent in constructing this deep waterway from tho lakeB to the gulf and other meritorious projected river improvements. 5. It is Intended to ask the Sixty first congress to pass a bill providing definitely that the United States gov ernment undertake the construction of the deep waterway from the point where the Illinois work will end, to the Gulf of Mexico. In the afternoon, following the ad dress of President Taft, Clifford Pln chot, head of the government forestry department, made an address on the conservation of the nation's natural resources. In the evening the delegates to the convention were entertained at a stag smoker by the Progressive union of New Orleans. This evening all the delegates and tho ladles accompany' Ing them were the guests of the Pro gressive union at the New Orleans Opera house, where "La Julve" was given by the French Opera Con pany. Philately of Aviation. One of the very few genuine "varl etles" in stamps Is announced. II would be more correct to sav It In i rare postmark. Rare It will be If in terested parties did not take advan tuge of the occurrence Hnd have ad dressed to themselves thousands of envelopes bearing the mark. It seems that during the now historical avln- tlon week at Rhelms a temporary postofflce was set up on the aviation ground and all letters there Donted bearing the ordinary. French stamps were postmarked "Betheny-Avlatlon,' besides the VRrlmin nnrvlra tnnrlra . ' .uaino. The marking stanip was hexagonal instead or round. ThcBe stamps will no doubt, be curiosities. Time will tell whether they will be sought after like the unnecessary Brunei nrovlslon nls, which in the aggregate must have fetched Just as high a sum as the years revenue of the swamp which they were Issued. in Our Geographical Center. If Alaska be excluded from consld eratlon, Kansas is geographically thi central state of the United States. It lies between longitudes 94 degrees St minutes and 102 degrees west, and be twecn latitude 87 degrees and 40 da grees north. 8ometlmes a Hard Task. "When a man says, 'and I know what I'm talking about,'" says the Philosopher of Folly, "the only waj I can get even Is by asking him U prove it." DOUBLE SARCASM. Old Crab What be ye doln araound this place, eh? Wanter buy it? Nervy Nicholas Why, I'se de spe cial agent of Andrew Morganfcller and I'se lookln fer a site ter lay out bis itiormous estate on. I'll offer yer t'ree plunks fer dis place if ye'U trow oil 90 per cent, fer cash. The Best Food for Workers. The best food for those who work with hand or brain is never high priced. The best example of this Is found in Quaker Oats. It stands at the top among foods that supply nourishment and vigor, without taxing the diges tion, and yet it is the least expensive food one can eat. This great food value and low cost make it an ideal food for families who want to get tho greatest good from what they eat. Laborers, factory or farm hands, fed plentifully on Quaker Oats will work better and with less fatigue than if fed on almost any other kind of food. All of these facts were proved and very interesting information about human foods were gathered by Pro fessor Fisher of Yalo University in 1908. In addition to the regular pack age Quaker Oats is packed in large sized family packages either with or without china dishes. 8 Hated to Take the Money. Frank I. Cobb, the chief editorial writer of the New York World, was on a vacation in the Maine woods once when Joseph Pulitzer, owner of the World, wanted to communicate with him. Mr. Pulitzer sent Cobb a cipher message. Presently a country operator drove In to the Cobb camp and banded Cobb the message, which read something like this: "Simplicity aggrandizement grif fon gcrald roderlck hopscotch hamfat publicity." "Thero's a dollar to collect for de livering that message," said the opera tor, "but I bate to take it. Somebody along the line got it all balled up, and they ain't no sense to it." $100 Reward, $100. readers of Uita Dai will be dImm4 to that ther 0 ftt lent oue slreadrd dlacaae tnst selauos ka been aula lo cure In til It stages, nd that M Catarrh. lUil'i Catarrb Cur to tne only puaitlv lure now known to the medics! fraternity, latarrk bring prutltutlonal disease, require a eoustlUf Uonai treatment. Hall caurrn lAir uttn in ternally, acUof directly upon the blood and roucou surfaces of. tho system, thereby destroying th tooiidittlon of the duwaa. and firing the patient Ueniih by building up the constitution and assist teg nature In doing lla work. Tba proprietor bav lo much faith In IU curative power thai they oBat One Hundred Dollar- for any raa that It (alia to) pure. Send for lint of testimonial. Address F. J. CHENEY CO. Toledo, a Sold by all DruiKlsts, Tie. 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PUree's Pallet, small, angar-eoaUMl, aasy to Bike as candy, regulate and Invlgorat Stuniack, heal and bowels and suf consU patioa. You can save a lot of time by being lure where you want to go before starting. PUTNAM krWMsr a1 tsstar eolori UR lay llhq ' fwwae sport sssil ls arte in the baking that is where Calumet Baking Powder proves iti superiority; its wonderful raising power; its never-failing ability to produce the most delicious baking and its economy. Ia the baking: that is the only way you can successfully test it and compare it with the high price kinds. Yoa cannot discredit theso statements until ALUM S the only high grade biking powder telling at a moderate cost. $1,000.00 it offered to anyone finding the least tract of impurity, in the baking, caused by Calumet. , Aak your Grocer and insist that you get Calumet Received Highest Award World's port Food Exposition, Chicago. 1907 The Wizard of Horticulture Hon. 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