The Spirit Moved Him.
An old negro preacher approached
..iLam a.ltimlfitd n atA r ft n r n a
m BVUlurm I'11 div.iii Mil, vuwcu n
crop of pair.
Tlcase. suh, reaj dat," he Bald.
The i hyutclan found It to be an ad
rertlseinent In which It was assorted
that whisky was the only genuine and
fellatio specific for malaria.
"Hut you haven't any malaria,
uncle," he assured the old limn; "none
of It around here at all."
"Whar do dry liab It de wust, Mars'
Jeems?" the old man asked. curluuBly.
"It's rrt'tty had down on the Cy
jrcB8 river," the physician told him,
earning a locality some 20 miles away.
A few days later the physician was
parsing the old fellow's cabin and ob
served him climbing upon a rickety
uld wagon piled high with household
goods.
"Moving, Uncle Ned?" he said.
"Where are you going?"
"Mars' Jeems," the old man said,
-solemnly. "Ah done had a call; do
tsperit done move me to go wuck In
de lord's vineyard on de hanks ob
Cyrress rlbber!" Harper's Weekly.
Tribute to French Wives.
French girls make good wives. The
Trench bride Is comparatively lens ex
travagant tlian her liiitlsh or Ameri
can Bister. Where the Hiilish wife re.
quires $1 a week, the American wile
$18 or $-0 a week for the housekeep
ing, the French wife will manage ad
mirably on $1.90. The Frenchwoman
does not regard her husband as a
mere money making machine and herj
house simply as a place fo sleep In.
As soon as she Is married she Is herj
Try to Break Into Station.
An attempt was made to break Into
the IJurliugton station at Reaver City
at 11 o'clock Monday night. The
nsent lives over the depot and was
awakened by the noiHe made by the J
burglars who were trying to force an
entrance through one of the windows I
to the tlclu't office. Mr. Irwin, tho
agent, telephoned u the sheriff, who
c rgnnlzed a posse and started for the
Elation, which is nearly n half mile i
irom town, his approach was no
ticed by the Intruders and they made
a hasty retreat to tho east and were
not cupturej. There was a consider
able sunt of money on hand at tho
time, which is supposed to have been
kr-own to them. No clue to their
Identity has L'nen discovered.
IS LACK OF TAlTHi
JEALOUS MAN UNCOMPLIMEN
TARY TO LOVED ONE.
Perfect Faith Should Follow the
Plighting of Troth "What Is
Worthy of Jealousy Is Not
Worthy of Love."
Violent Method of Courtship.
V. I'ett Kldgo, the English novelist,
Is a good story teller, and most of his
stories concern people In the poorer
ranks of life, and by far the greater
number of them have the merit of be
ing truo. Tho following contains a
rnre touch of human nature, and
speaks for itself. A certain club for
wotking girls in tho East end of Iin
don hnd recently elected a new mem
ber, and one day the secretary hap
pened to look out of tho window,
and w as surprised to see the new mem
ber rush up to a Btrange lad in the
street, punch him violently on the
heartrnnd then run away. The secre
tary remonstrated with her sharply,
to which the new member made re
ply: "I'm very sorry; I won'i do it no
more, If it's ngin the rules; but per
haps you won't mind telling me, then,
v....k.nra .-.iit-tncir fii liMutnnua u a wall
rjrivate life. She coders It! am I ever to get engaged?"
lier duty to make herself acquainted j
with every detail of her husband's busi
ness. No French husband will think
of taking any Important step without
flrst consulting his wife, and her ad
vice is often amazingly shrewd.
A Glbsonlsm.
Dave Gibson delivers himself of this
epigram, which we grab off before he
gets a chance to print It:
"The business of a business man la
o see that his employes attend to It." J cannot get a "yes" or
Immense Normandy Apple Crop.
This year will go down to posterity
In Normandy as the apple year. Never
until this year has a Normandy farmer
been known to express satisfaction
with his crop. Ills usual auswer about
It Is that "for a year where there are
no apples there are apple, but for a
year where there are applA there are
no apples to speak of." Wigrvague
ness Is a Norman peculiarity. Yon
no" In answer
Cleveland Leader.
Tor Annual Registration.
City Clerk Bratton and City Attor
ucy Button, of Hastings, are preparing i
. measure for submission to the legis
lature providing for registration of
voters In Hastings and other cities
from 7,000 to 1!."..000 population, after
the manner of that now provided for
Lincoln and Omaha. Under the pres
ent laws applying to Hastings, and
other cities In the class named, only
those voters who have moved from
4no ward to another, first voters and
new voters are required to register.
Once registered a person need pay no
lurther attention to registration un
less he moves Into another ward. As
result of this Inadequate method of
registration the books contain about
2.500 names while (he largest vote
ever cast in Hastings was approxi
mately 2,000. The proposed measure
will be provided for annual registra
tion of all voters.
' to a question from a Norman peasant.
I "Well, perhaps yes," or, "After all, per
j haps not," Is the nearest he will ever
i go to a positive assertion. But this
yeur he admits to a good apple crop.
Billing the past month 50,000 railway
(ruck loads of apples have been sent
along the Western line as against
6,000 trucks last year.
Good Advice.
Tho Tenderfoot (In the mining town
out west) Alkali Ike has forged my
name to a check.
Old Inhabitant Take a tip and say
nothing. Alkali Ike Is a dead shot
and always ready to defend bis honor.
Mr. Whittler't Haymaker.
Maud Muller was raking tho hay.
"Of course, I could have the hired
man do It," she explained, "but this
Is what catches tho summer board
ers."
Herewith she waved her band at the
Judge.
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cated Salt is the best remedy for all kinds of $
stock to make them tat well and aid digestion $
and also a blood builder. If not satisfied with rc- J;
suits money refunded. Sold at the feed store of
Among the dictionary definitions of
Jvulotisy is that of envy. True, an-
I other Is zealous watchfulness, but this
state of mind Implies fear, the uneasi
ness of uncertainty, and this is in
compatible with the perfect love which
casteih out fear. As associated with
love the word implies a dread of los
ing the thing desired, a state of mind
which to the timid perhaps Is natural
uud well nigh Inevitable in the flrst
stages of courtship.
The man who Is seeking to win a
woman and who has rivals In the field.
llflu ri cttnln n nnn Ii i u norima n n .1 umn
Hons w hich upsets his normal balance.
He becomes worried, fanciful and
moody.
Tho woman who already Is won, but
who must conceal her feelings until
tho Victor chooses to claim his con
quest, scarcely can fail to be restless,
capricious and nervous. This mainly
Is due to the restraint which she is
putting upon herself and the haunting
fear that he may be in love with some
one else.
Hut when the lover has spoken and
each holds the plighted truJi of the
beloved, then Jealousy even In Its
most amiable form Involves a lack of
faith In the truth and the sincerity of
of the beloved which is anything but
complimentary, declares a writer in
the Chicago Tribune.
Whatever Its cause, jealousy Is
bound to be a disturbingvelement, and
the less indulged It Is the better. Al
ways the expression of It Is more
harmful than helpful. There Is a great
deal of truth In the doctrine of mental
suggestion as applied to love, and this
especially Is the case with men.
The jealous woman hates to hear
other women praised, and though she
possibly may remark upon their good
qualities herself, sho objects when one
of her own admirers, however faintly,
expresses admiration for another wom
an. And when she praises it Is with a
reservation. "She is pretty, but," etc.
No wise man would marry a jealous
woman, however much he might care
for her, could he realize how little
peace and comfort probably will be his
portion after marriage. No wise wom
an would marry a jealous man, since
she certainly could not hope to be hap
py If the did.
Jealousy Is responsible for more
broken engagements, more matrimo
nial unhapplness, than any other
cause, with the possible exception of
beastly intemperance In drink. Yet
people who ought to know better go
on excusing It, claiming that It is
the result of love and the natural out
come of a humble opinion of oneself.
Instead of being, as in nearly all
cases It Is, the result of colossal van
ity, a vanity which I3 exasperated at
the thought of precedence given to an
other. The man or woman whose tempera
ment will allow him or her to pas
through life superior to the pangs of
Jealousy has cause to be thankful. It
Is wine to remember the saying of tho
Greek sage, that "what Is worthy of
Jealousy Is not worthy of love."
was
I V. EGENBERGER
PLATTSMOUTH, NEBRASKA.
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In George Washington's Time
There was no talk of adulteration and grocery stores
sold only staples-table delicacies were few and far
between. Well, this store for on; is old fashioned as
to its ideas of purity, now style in that it has on hand
the best of cveryih'ntf for the table brought from the
marts of the world. Wo wou'd like to name you
among our patrons.
H.
SOENmCHSEN.
I - The Proof Of She Poddina Is ?
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Character Written on the Face.
Faces are records on which appear
the result of every selfish, malicious
thought and every wicked desire. The
woman who ties into fits of temper
soon looks like an -orgo or a dragon.
The man who dissipates and drinks
soon acquires the loafer's countenance.
Moreover, It Is our good, true thoughts
that make for our happiness, as well
as our appearance. All the mental and
physical systems are practically con
trolled by these little guests of our
brnins. Lie awake all night and worry
and behold your next morning face.
It will Bcare you to death. You can
change your embittered moods by ex
ercise out of doors, by going to church,
reading wholesomely stimulating
books, by associating more with chil
dren and by doing good, kindly acte
for those who are about you.
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Threshermen cannot well afford to buy wood ma
chines when it is possible to buy a fire and weather
proof steel machine. Being fire-proof, threshermen
are free from the risk oh wood machines and insurance
is unnecessary. We have had several machines go
through fires, and after a new set of belts and a lew
repairs were put on, the machine was running again
after only a day's delay. Ordinarily it would take sev
eral days to replace a burned mi
.chine,
which would
mean a loss of a large part of the season's run. Thresh
ing machinery is subject to more hard usage and ex
posure than any other, which accounts for its usual
rapid deterioration. But the CASE Steel Separator is
weather and water-prcof ns well as fire-proof. The
threshing season is fast approaching and the best thing
that you could do now is to order a CASE Rig. It will
save you moriey.
Women Like Pockets.
"Talk about the Bmall boy and his
desire for plenty of pocketB," remarked
Harry New, manager of one of the
biggest concerns In tha city or In the
west, manufacturing women a gar
ments, "no youngster with his first j
pair of trousers Is half as excited j
about his pockets as Is the average
woman buying a cloak or suit.
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Within i
the last few years the Question of i
pockets has come to be an Important
matter In women's garments. Wom
en not only like pockets for carrying
various small articles, but they
even llko them so placed In their coats
that they can walk with their hands
In them, the same as a man. It's get
ting fo that we manufacturers hardly
dure put out a garment without paying
attention first of all to tho pocket fea
ture." Cleveland Plain Dealer.
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of Wall Street.
Nobk'plle reception
Minetreliy
It was at tho
and Mine. Helene Cnroleostll wus ren
dering the latest popular successes.
Finishing a selection, she requested
suggestions for the next effort.
"If you could render something sug
gestive of the Nohleplle prestige and
family trndltlon.-," hinted Mr. O. Wat
tcau NoblopUo.
Whcu ui cn th famous prima donnn
sang l:i oxqulsit" tremolo that touch
ing pastoral b:ild entitled: "Down
Alcng the Flowing Hud.oa the C'cm
Uion Stock Li Dcini WalercJ." Jujga.
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Steam is the only reliable method for developing
power for the heavy operations of agriculture, plowing
and pulling stumps. One of the most important re
quirements of traction and portable engines is a safe,
strong boiler of suitable proportions, well made and
thoroughly tested before leaving the factory. As a
measure of safety we test each of our boilers first un
der a cold water test of 200 pounds per square inch;
second when the completed engine comes from the
erecting room it is kept under 130 pounds steam pres
sure for several hours and worked on a Prony brake.
Owing to the construction and these rigid tests there
are no complaints from customers because of leaky
boilers or defective engines.
Write or call on me for catalogues and rates.
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