V r i i i ' Want Column WANTED. WANTED-Younjj men and women to fill jwsitions! paying $'.KH) to $2(HX) per: annum, liig demand lor sienoRi aim ers in the Government service, as well as in private business life. Our new method of teaching shorthand by mail insures as thorough and practical a training at your own home as is obtainable by personal attend ance at any business college in the country. We guarantee success. Complete course for small cash pay ment; balance to be paid when you secure a position. Trial lesson free. Central Business Institute, Central IiuiKling, Washington, D. C. FOUND. FOR SALE--lit acres, 2 miles south of town with good 3 room house 12(1x21 and kitchen 12x16. U acres of apple, peach and cherry orchard. 7 acres timber. Can all be plowed except :! acres which is good pasture with tun ning water. All fenced. Will take in exchange a piece of town property consisting of a ;5 or 4 room nouse with from 2 or .'J lots to an acre or two. See J. E. Barwick in the JJovey Block. . i r ... U THE PLATTSMOUTH HOTEL P. F. GOOS. Prop. I BAILEY & MACK THE DENTISTS Latest P0llocf Hl;h-Gr.iil Orntl t' Rflioo t)lt Prhn. BrM-'nulpprd Drntal Of fice It the Middle ttekt. MIClll OltCOUMTt TO CITT VIITO. 9d Floor I Jion llik . Kli. ft Knim. OMAHA, NEB. A N NOU N C I'M E N T I have just moved into the Union block, and respectfully solicit a share of your patronage. Jose V TVVV. ;U'tM' 91-H " 5w5:w-wMK";;::W";":-,5"i,,5 3 A. L. TIDD LAWYER Reference: Bank of Eagle, Eagle. Nehawka Bank, Nehawka. Rank of Murdock, Murdock. First Nat'l bunk, Greenwood. State bank of Murrav. Murray. First iNat'l bank, Plattsmouth. V FACTS E The news items of the home com munity. (J The things in which you are most interested. I The births, weddings, deaths of the people you know. J The social affairs of our own and surrounding towns. v ThcM u- th kind of fact thi papa gie you in ovary iuua. They ara certainly vorth tno lutxcriptioo prico. C. A. MtRSHtll, 0. D. S. ..Graduate Dentist.. Prices Reasonable All Work Guaranteed Twenty-six Years' Experience L Uttice in ritzgeraia kiock g Your Printing It should be s fit representative of your business, which means the high grade, ar tiitic kind, Tbat.s the kind we do. AN EXCELLENT ASSORTMENT OF TYPE, GOOD PRESSES AI.D TYPOGRAPHICAL ARTISTS These represent our facilities for doing j the kind cf printing that will please you. The prices are riht, and prompt delivery ' the invariable rule at this oGice. ! Notice to Creditors. KlW! .nOunlyCuH. ! In t'li" niiiitrr nf t! extnti" nf Jdiiicm It. ('nthey, il u'UhI. Niiln o in h"ivliy irivon (hnt tlio r-i i i or- of "ai'l t! c,mil will imvt th A'lmini 'itratnr nf n:iil -liitt Itpftin1 mo. County Jutliro nf t'n-m Cmit'ty. Niliri l;a n thi- Cniin'y Court ri In t'tatM. mouth, n xniil Coiintv. on thn 21th il.'iv of Mav, 1 '. mvl on tin- 'Jlth iliiv of Nnv iiiImt. I'1" '. nt M o'clo k A. M., oii'-h tlay fur tho i!ro. nf io-o-j.Tiinif th-ii- chiir.m for rxumimition. ail.iu.it m.-ti' uti'l ulliw.inr(. Six inon1li- nrn nllnwo'l for thn croditnrmif vrii.l iliTfrtHcl to nMint their rUini. nnl oni' your for tho A'lniini--trtitor t. wttlo Miid I'Hiuto, from t ho L'lih 1n v of Mnv. I Witni'K-; mv hard ntvl nnl of mill ("mintv Court, ;' I'liittHtnoiith, N' limska. Ihi 21 iliiv of Ajinl, I'"". Ai.i.cm .1 111 CSIIN. l.-'l'.M.l "" ''t ( t 'ttity ,'uil.-. I i ! 1 HOUSES UNDER THE GROUND. Dwellers in the Desert Make Prac tical Use of Walls Erected by the Ancient Romans. Concerning the mysterious ur.uer groiiml dwelling! in the desert back it Tripoli Manns Yischer writes In the C.eographical Journal: "On tilt northern edge of the mountains the little land of C.harian. with Its vil lages und gardens, stands like an Inland anions the general destruction. lo tills day the old Koman terraces have withstood the keen wind from the sea and the winter rains and give one an idea of the country's former i prosperity. The village of C.harian J lies among ancient olive groves and large fruit gardens, built on the old terraces. Kulned castles look down from every little hill, old Koman or earlier towers. The present inhab itants live in underground houses, hewn out of the solid rocks, the ancient dwellings nrobablv of some prehistoric race. 'A curious maze of earth mounds, which rose on either side of the road. showed the position of the village. From one of these mounds, the rub- iMi taken out of the ground when the house was built, 1 looked down into square courtyard about thirty feet bdow the ground, with walls hewn perpendicularly out of the red rock. Around the walls several doors and narrow slit windows showed the dif ferent rooms. The master of the house then led us to a door which was built above the ground, like the entrance to some cellar, and down a narrow passage or tunnel to the court- yard below. The first apartment we came to held donkeys, and some goats and was used as a stable. "The living rooms were all white washed and. like the courtyard, ex ceedingly clean. It looked most pic turesque-the little house with the whitewashed arches leading into the rooms, the red sides of the rock cov ered partly by a fresh green creeper, and over it all the square of dark-blue sky. The inhabitants praise theli houses, for they are coed In surnmet and warm in winter, when the cold northeast wind blows, but they knew nothing of the original builders." Large Stream of Meteors. The August meteors, according to a leading astronomer, form a stream so broad that the earth, though It travels faster than 18 miles a second, takes seven weeks to cross It. Bulkheads Quickly Closed. On one of the new trans-Atlantic liners twenty-four bulkhead doors, each weighing half a" ton, can he closed from the bridge in 30 seconds by hydraulic power. Fashionable Styles In Politics. Many literary men In France adopt 1 a political oplnon because it suits . their style and attitude. They choose a party as they would a necktie. Paris Figaro. j Chief Industry of France. Flour making in France Is the most Important Industry lu the country In amount of capital Invested and value of ann.ial output. United States' Production of Oats. The United StateB annually pro duces more oats than any other coun try In the world 754,000.000 out of 8,683,000,000 bushels. 2E lor Home-Made Sausages We are headquarters for those rich, juicy Sausages, the delight of the epi cure. We also have a fine line of Bolognas, Wiener, Steaks, Roasts, etc. Call us up on either phone. O Kunsman Twenty Five Dollars Will be given to the one suggesting an appropriate name for a new perfume. Ask us about it. Fnckc f Nerve. He was only a tramp, but he was there wiih the nerve. Filtering the fashionable lunch parlor he pompon lv Kented himself at a table, devoured a pickle and dropped seven "lumps o1 sugar and two biscuits into his coin pocket. Then be sampled the hors radish, drank a glass of water anc. glanced at the menu. Well?" snapped the tall waiter In the low-cut waistcoat. "Well, howdy, pal!" called the stranger affably. "What you got t eat?" "Everything," responded the waltM In Icy tones. "On my word! (lot any welsh rab bit?" "Yes." "How do yon serve It?" "Any way you want!" The tramp moved his chair out a few inches. "Well, give me the left hind foot old sport. I want it for luck." And helping himself to another bis mil the tramp dodged a saucer am vatil.-hed into the night. Fear of Microbes. Microbes art- agents of disease nndj death. When they were discovered anc when their character was exposer. science made a big step forward. Mi erobes taught men not only bow t( pure disease, but how to avoid am! even how to prevent It. But Into lift they brought a new terror! Now the question is how to guard against thii terror. For all fairly healthy pcrsom there is just one thing to do. Ignort the existence of microbes altogether! Don't even stop to think of them, sav in emergencies, which, to the layman seldom arrive. Human beings hav( no reason to be In continual fear ol microbes. The way to be immune from their Influence Is by not carinf snap of the finger about them, and by observing the oifllnary rules o: wholesome living. Eat and sleep reg ularly. Take exercise. Keep in frost lir. And devote a few minutes eact Jay to deep breathing. Microbes hnU healthy people as the devil hates hoi) water. Another of Lillian's Victims. He was telling of his lifellng love Tor Lillian Uussell, "It was when I .vas two years old," he said, "that i list, fell in love with her. I saw t Vautifiil picture of her on a cigai "mix, ami I have never recovered. 1 vever really saw her. but I have beer. :n love will) her from that day tr this." They looked nt him earnestly, fot tthile he wore no beard he appeared be somewhat past his first youth at east. "How old are you?" they asked bin presently. "I am l!fi," he said. Seeing Is Believing. Isaac (who bus Just recovered from yphoid) "Doctor, yon have c)inigei i'ie for four weeKs' palls; I v 1 11 pay foi July three weeks!" Doctor Hut 1 called on you every lay for four weeks, Mr. Isaac! Isaac Veil, dere vas one week 1 was delirious come In! Life. ",nd I didn't see yoi. His Motive. A. That old villain has gone and married his cook. 1 wonder at it, fot her cooking Is miserable. H. That a all light lie has now got her out of the kitchen, and hopes she will hire a cook that will suit Lfin ion ii o & Ramge Co SAVE 1-2 YOUR SHOE MONEY $5.00 and Ladies Shoes lor When in Omaha buy your Shoes for Men and Women. We carry all sizes, widths and leathers in Men's and Women's Shoes, the regular value of these shoes are $5.00 and $4.00 Any kind of a shoe you price is only Take Elevator at 16th (00 to C'8 Paxton Block Bulls Without Horns. In his "IrlHh Life and ChurnettT Michael Marilonunh has a choice col lection of bulls. He culled on a hair dresser In KliiRstown. As ho wab leHvltiK the nian tried to Induce hlin to buy a bottle of hair wiihIi. "What sort of stuff la It?" he asked. "Oh, It's irrund Htuff," the man replied. it s a ort of multum in jmrvo tno less you take of it the better." a few days later the writer was walking with a friend ov the wick i low mountains, where they met a "character." "Well, Mick," said my friend. "I've heard some queer (dories about your doings lately." "Och, don't believe thlm. surr," replied Mick. "Sure, half the lies tould about me by the nay bors Isn't true." The following notice Mr. Macdon- agh saw posted In a pleasure boat on the Sulr: "The chaliB In the cabinet are for adies. Gentlemen are requested not to make use or them till the imiies are seated." Atnl this he clipped from a Kings town newspaper: "James O'.Mahony, wine and spirit merchant. Kingstown, has still on his liandK n small quantity of the whisky which was drunk by the duke of York i while In Dublin." . A Woman's Bargain. An Oil City man who was detained at the house for a part of the day, handed his wife, who was going down iiwn ii miarter of a dollar and re- quested her to get him three cigars for it. When she returned she handed him the package, remarking exultantly: "That shows that women can beat men all hollow when it conies to ma v.lng purchases. 1 found a place where I could get eight tor a quarter instead of three. Isn't that going some?" And the poor limn, as he took his . . . i. . .1 . medicine, merely reiu.ii Ken: "It certainly la, dear." Oil City Itli.zard. Messina Was Warned. Signs of the nppronch of this catas trophe had not been obscure. Warn ing had not been given of the Impend ing danger by abnormal atmospheric conditions, It Is true. There had been no electrical tciislc n III the air. Hut a general dlstcmpcratiiro. says the cor respondent of the Purls Temps, "re acted n susceptible organizations." All through the day and night before the nervous were peculiarly wrought up. There was a half hour Interval on tlie eve of tile original shock wl the birds, the dens and the cattle evinced intense agPatNn. Horses neighed loudly at their .:t ,!!... The howling of the .leas was noticed aboard tie- ships p.t nnch.ir. - ('i:rntit Literature. D'Jt -Why Not So Often Pink is hlMillV ii;e a writer ef comic oei-as'. ('ink- Why? Hink -lla.toiy ie eats ilaull'. Dark Housss in Scotland. Scotland has many hi uses without windows. and they are guaranteed to want you can find here and Street Entrance to 6th ALEXANDER OMAHA, NEBR. k TRIP OF The jrrand tour of the Pacific a tour of Europe is also a trip of mat me mxisi inp is uirecuy wunin your re.icn at a lar less cti than any other extensive journey can possibly be made. May Cth to 1 13th, only $1)0.00 to California and back, and commencing May 1 1 . J 4 t. 4"1 .ll !ll 20th. throuirh the summer, only $15.00 more you can include California. One makes a tour of from 5,000 to 0,000 miles through a wonderland replete with modern in terest, linked with a romatic past. Write me for "Alaska Exposition" leaflets, "California Per sonally Conducted Excursions," "To the Great Northwest," "YeJ lowstone Park." Let me help you plan your tour. PENNSYLVANIA w w w w ? Y ? t Y V ? V V i? ? r JOHN $5.00 Men's Shoes lor $2.50 be worth that amount. the $2.50 Floor Paxton Block. Corner l(th & Farnum A LIFE TI Coast is a journoy of a life time; a life time; but the difference is .! 1 J A $50.00 to Seattle and bark: for ME . W. L. Pickett, Ticket Ajrent. L. W. Wakelky, G. P. A., Omaha. v t iff If WAVVVn ft LAWN IVWJSKS t V Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Every I.awn Mower we carry outside of the cheapest ones are made by the factory that made the cclt bratcd I'eni syl vania I. awn Mowers.thc best known and highest grade lawn mowers in the world. We c arry n a complete stock at 1 1 ices to suit every boi'y. From $2.25 to $15. BAUER YOUR WISHES ARE CATERED Just as you would have tlicrn at llanics' n slaurant. Tin- viands art of the best, the cuisine is perfect, and our sani es, entrees, iMi, meats, ey.-teis, clain.-i, ilc erts and pits are prepared Iry eNperts, ( hit- price - well, you will say they are small when you test the culinary genu that we present for your delectation, (ioml rooms in connection. A. P. BARNES.