The news-herald. (Plattsmouth, Neb.) 1909-1911, May 03, 1909, Image 2

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The higher the quality, the lower
the prices! We mean that on really
superexcellent groceries our prices
are considerably lower than what
you'll find in other stores. In fact,
the maiority of the groceries that
we carry are not to be found in any
other store in town at any price
they're too fine to find ready sale in
ordinary stores. That's why we
make a specialty of them, at even
lower prices than worthless stuffs
are offered for elsewhere. Depend
able groceries low prices. A com
bination thrifty people will not
ignore.
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Case Machinery is best because it is
simple in construction, durable and long
lived. This class of machinery is so con
structed as to require less power to op
erate and are moneymakers. Our Case
Traction Engines are spring mounted
thus reducing vibration to a minimum.
They are simple in construction so that
all the details can be easily mastered.
They are so strongly built and put to
gether that they will last a lifetime.
These engines are favorites with thresh-,
ermen because they consume less fuel
and have large tanks and roomy fuel
bunkers. For an all round, good, ser
viceable engine get a Case Engine. See
me for catalogues and prices.
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Uie of Salt.
Salt In moderate quantities la good
fnr everybody. It aids dlRestlun, and,
better still, It makes one thirsty. If
we cat plenty of salt and salty foods
we will drink more water, and most
people do not drink enough water.
Try eatliiK a raw applo sprinkled with
salt. It is very good, particularly
good for children. I'epper, on the oth
r hand, and spices xhould not bo
given to children, unless In the most
meager quantities. At many of the
sanitariums the food is not seasoned
at ill, except with salt.
Editor'i Notice.
If the heeler who handed In a slip
of paper marked, "How much did Sa
lome?" will hilnR himself and a stout
liemp rope to the office tonight we
will supply the necessnry chande
lier. Yale Record.
Fact.
Ambitious younn men who contem
plate a chance from liookkeeplnR
should bear In mind the fact that
there Is likewise an upkeep connected
with a poultry farm. Indianapolis
News.
"Showed" Him How.
A Missouri man sent a quarter sev
eral hundred miles to find out how
to save his pock heels, and the fel
low suggested that lie cut out the
Tiocls with a pair of scissors and put
them In the ton drawer.
A Cenlcart Receipt.
Knicker "What do you do when
you are found cut?" Rocker "Hear il
with the resignation of a Christian
and the stern Indifference of a phllos
opher."
Died with Sword in Hand.
With a sword in his hand, a retired J
mariner named Richard Crick, age 85 i
was found dead in his bed at his rest- j
dence, 10 Falconer terrace, I'laistow, j
England.
Amusing the Baby.
A simple device for keeping haby
amused and happy is to fasten at In
tervals upon a broad bright ribbon the
little toys of which he Is most fond,
suspending the ribbon above the bed
upon which he lies, within reach of
his little haml.i, by securing one end
to the head of the bed and the other
to the foot, lie will thfn entertain
himself by the hour pushing the toys
back and forth and watching them
swing above blm. Warper's llazar.
Uncle Eben.
"Sometimes," said I'ncle Kben, "do
man dat Insists on beln' de whole j
how aln' got much respock foh de
feellu's of de audience."
Her Comment.
"The plot thickens," said the old
lady, as she sowed grass seed for the
third time. Yale Record.
Property and Proprietors.
The rislils of property have been so
much extended that the rights of the
community haw almost altogether
disappeared and it l; hardly too much
:o say that the prosperity and the
comfort and the lilit rt:s of a great
proportion of the population hav been
laid at tln led of a small number of
proprietors, who neither toll nor spin.
-- Joseph 't:amherl;.!n.
But Is He?
When a man pawns his watch he
probably believes that he Is making
good use of bis time.
Virtue In Patient Waiting.
Collier: Patient waiting Is often the
highest way of doing Cod's will.
In Praise of Dutifutness.
The dutifutness of children Is the
fotirid'i'lfip nf t.Ii vt.-tpns Pl.'nrn
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LiQhtninj Fleshes.
Accumulating eidtiice shows that
lightning ilashes may have a nmili
more varied structure than was for
iuerly supposed. M'.o'ographs by A
1 arsi i, a Danish ho.'ographe:, in !i
c.te :liat Hashes may lie made i:p o:
.-in i :i 11 electric ilisep.Mves, tiv ru.-iu s.
"f which 4U n ay follow along nearly
th" r.amo path in ball a Minute.
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JUST A WORD
ENTRE NOUS
The News-Herald is equipped to do all kinds
of Job Printing and will appreciate an opportunity
to figure with you when in the market for anything
in our line. No jobjis too large for ourjjability to
execute and no job is',too small to receive ourjmost
painstaking care. We cordially invite the attention
of our farmer friendsto our sale bill department.
This is splendidly equipped for the prompt execu
tion of work of this character, and our prices will
bo found to be as low as the lowest. To the bus
iness men, if you will telephone your wants a rep
resentative will call and quote you prices an any-
thing you may need. We earnestly solicit a share
I of your patronage.
Just What She W.mtel
Mr.. Smith was in the jV-wliy
store. "Hi re are ! o:.:e :vw sonv M l'
peons we bnve just pot in." said th
clerk, placing a tray for her in.; iec
tlnn. "Oh, ain't the-i.' lovely;" she ex
laiiv.ed. "I must h ive some of those!
Our cook makes smh lovely souvenir!"
Lost Ring Found After 42 Years.
The gold band ring which Theodore
Gelssel found while digging ill his
garden recently has been claimed by
Mrs. Anna Wolf, widow of Joseph
Wolf of Woodbury, who is now Stl
years old. She says it was her wed
ding ring, which she lost 412 years
ago as she was milking a cow while
living on the place. At that time dill
i?ent search failed to reveal it.
Mantua correspondence riiiladelphia
Record.
Unable to Learn.
A remarkable report concerning a
I'eckham schoolboy who cannot learn
was presented by the education con,
mittee of the London county council
Though nearly IS, the boy has onl;
learned during his carter two oi
three letters, and hose he has foi
rotten. He cani:ct write, neither ;.:
he calculate, It was decided to exp
i he boy ftom school.
Keeping a Husband.
M'ie Mutton of Chicago is lctn: in to
the women of that town on "llov
t i Keep n llmbiud." h'n no probl.'.,.
:.t all. The woi.ian that pr iperly feeds
aid clothes her spins', fn.uishcs hl:i'
with cigars an. I gives him for upend
llig iii'iitey a fo'.lith of what the hoard
cva pay, wiil i:t ver be apt lo ln.se him.
Houston I'ort.
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"(.live me the man who loves his work,
However hard it be;
Who only thinks it mean to shirk,
And hates the hireling's plea.
Though hands and face be hard and brown,
That were a trival thing;
Who wears his duty like a crown,
Is every inch a king."
Cult of ths Garden,
There never was a time when the
lute; est ill ga'dt-lliug Wil so keen as
i; Is now. (iarilenlug hau bectnne the
hliy oi' the wealthy and well-to do
classes, v.lio not only enjoy plants and
'Vwer.-t w'.i- n they are grown, but take
an active part In the enltuie of their
favo'.lre.-). l-.'state Ma .uultio.
By Force ef Circumstances.
"I am convinced." said the proprie
tor ef the Jeweler's shop, as the plate
:!ass window shivered Into a million
fragment. and the chauffeur and his
machine began to nestle behind the
counter, "i hat the taxicab has come
to StiiV."
Who Rode the Donkey?
IVwy (exhibiting a bromide en
I.irgtiiient ef l.odal; tnnpsliot of him
ri If riding a tlonkey t e, Mick, I
hud (lis (alien when I was south dir
l:ig the holidays. Do you thl.il; It does
me justice?" Micli "Why, vcs. ratli
. r; b it wlio's the av. uward rider on
your b.uli?"
More Lives Than a Cst.
A police agent tit Titlis, Russia, es
ct ned the fifteenth attempt upon hh
life a wei ; or two ago, when he was
merely knocked down by a bomb ex
plosion that killed his two compan
ions. Although he Is entitled to a
pension, he prefers not to quit the
service.
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Furniture That Pleases
Old Winter with his reign of ice and snow will
soon be gone. Those chilly blasts will be a thing of the
past. Spring with its new demands will soon be here,
and you will need some new furniture. Our line is re
plete with up-to-date, designs and patterns, which .ire
sure to please, and at prices, which are sure to appeal
to the prudent buyer. See our display, we are glad to
show the goods and quote you prices.
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STREIGHT & STREIGHT
Where China Gets Its Reading.
The school books in China are
translations of manuals used In Japan,
while military lore Is taken from the
German, and treatises on mathemat
ics, physics, chemistry and mechanics
ate reproduced from lltigllh or Amer
ican works.
Flavored with Tomato Catsup.
The waters of Narragansett bay
were well seasoned with tomato cat
sup the other day when I'.r.O rases
containing 1 .1.1100 bottles were dumped
Into the sea because the manufactur
ers Pad not labeled the bottles in ac
; ordain e with the pure food law.
For Hoi Fires Gel Egenber-
ger's Coal!
D dn't Mean Hrir Loom.
"fpeiiklm: of belt looms," broke In
ihe loquacious landlady, "I have one
which has come down through five
generations and" 'Tawdon tne,"
canie the voice of the frivolous board
er, "but do you refer to the butter?"
Sure satisfaction every time you light a fire if on
top of the kindling is ebony fuel from our yards.
It's heat and light giving and slate-free when it
leaves the mines, screened and cleaned again here
anuservea to you lull weight and with celer tv of
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ueinery. uruer any way tnat suits you.
telephones.
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