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CONGHESSlONAL.
Mr. Clark of Florida, a Democrat, in
a speech on the tariff hill in the house,
repudiated William J. llryan, whom Ire
nilled a "Populist leader."
The house of representatives adopt
ed the rule limiting dehato and amend
ments on the tariff bill and requiring a
vote at three o'clock on the afternoon
of April 9.
The senate confirmed the appoint
ment of Charles Dyer Norton of Chi
cuko to be assistant secretary of the
treasury. Mr. Norton was sworn in nt
once.
Fears for a protracted tariff fight
In the benato began to disappear when
It was announced that tho minority
members of the finance committee
will not filibuster against the bill.
Congressman Lowdeu of Illinois has
Introduced a bill asking congress for
1100,000. to bo used by the department
of agriculture In eradicating hog chol
era. Senator Scott Introduced a resolu
tion In tho senato, providing for the
purchase of an automobile to he used
by Vice-President Sherman.
President Taft is In favor of the
creation of a tariff bureau at this ses
sion of congress.
PERSONAL.
Secretary Knox cave u dinner In
honor of Messrs. Wad a and Sakai.Jap
anese exposition officials, who are vis
King this country.
Former President Roosevelt arrived
at Naples and was greeted by a large
crowd. Including the German consul
who delivered a special welcome from
the kaiser.
Assistant Secretary of the Treasury
Coolldge has approved a plan for sys
tematizing designs for United States
notes and coin certificates.
Samuel Gompers, president of the
American Federation of Labor, In an
address to tho Civic Federation do
fended the use of the boycott.
Count Geri. Kurokl, commander of
tho first Japanese army In the field
against the Russians, has retired,
owing to the expiration of his mili
tary term, according to advices re
ceived from Yokohama.
F. 'W. I)e Wolf succeeded Dr. H. F.
Bain as state geologist at Champaign,
Hi
Isaac Foster Mack, after 0 years
as editor of the Sandusky Dally Reg
ister, retired and was succeeded by
Ills brother, John T.Mack.
Admiral Prince Henry of Prussia
will retire next fall from the position
of cimmanderlncbief of tho uavy, to
become grand admiral and general In
spector. He will be succeeded either
by Admiral von Flschel or Vlce-Ad-iulral
von Holtzendorf.
GENERAL NEWS.
Norwich, N. Y., claims the distinc
tion of the first football accident of the
season. Ray Conklln, a 12-year-old
school boy, is the victim, and sustained
his Injuries In a game between the
teams of two ward schools, bitter ri
vals, who had met to settle the ques
tion of supremacy left undecided last
fall.
England is preparing to build a fleet
)f airships to be used In war. '
Treating friends to drinks of whisky
or beer on Sunday Is a violation of the
law, according to a decision handed
lown by Judge Krieger in Louisville.
Admiral Tore?! chief of the naval
station at Taloahuano, has been com
missioned by the government to visit
the United States on an Important
mission, the nature of which has not
been disclosed.
At the request of the king of Greece
the cabinet, of which M. Tueoiokls Is
premier, has withdrawn Its resigna
tion. The fifth annual conference of the
council on medical education of the
American Medical association began
at the Auditorium hotel In Chicago.
Rather than pay $1,000 alimony to
Ills wife as ordered by the court, Ro
land I Hnton Perry, a New York sculp
tor and painter, declared that ho would
surrender himself to the sheriff and
pass six months In Ludlow street Jail.
Rev. William McMahon, pastor of
St. lirldget'a church, Cleveland. O.,
and editor of the Catholic Universe,
filed a petition in bankruptcy, sched
uling assets at J75.207.08 and liabili
ties at Jl.G49.14l.C4. He was caitght
by the failure of tho Fidelity Funding
Company.
Three Massachusetts boys who
started out to help capture Crazy
Snake got Into trouble and were ar
rested because they shot Into Iioubps
from a freight train.
Wolf Wordrll, an Insane man, at
tempted to get Into the office of Mayor
Reybuin In Philadelphia to kill him.
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Ministers of the gospel Joined a
posso which raided a "blind pig" at
May field, Ky., and prayed while the
liquor was being seized.
Count Zeppelin of Germany went up
In his airship In un attempt to remain
in the air I'l hours.
Thomas lllte and Samuel Merts
baiigh. veterans of tho civil war, were
killed hy a train at Llgonler, Ind.
Richard Croker called upon Presi
dent Taft, talked golf and afterwurd
said he intended to remain in this
country more, although he will keep
his plate abroad.
The steamer Oak Hranch struck a
derelict near Punta Arenas, Chile, and
sank, 21 persons losing their lives
The life of James Krelger was
saved by his suspenders as he plunged
down a 200-foot mine shaft In Penn
sylvania. Fargo, N. 1)., voted in favor of mu
nicipal ownership of lighting and wa
ter plants.
Gov. Haskell of Oklahoma In the
federal court attacked the legality of
the indictment charging him and oth
ers with land frauds.
A Jury to try Mrs. Allyn Sampson
for the murder of her husband was
selected and the taking of testimony
began at Lyons, N. Y.
Judge Morton in the supreme court
at Itoston refused to appoint a re
ceiver for tho estate of the late An
drew J. Davis of Montana, or to Issue
an Injunction against the removal to
Montana of any of the property of the
estate located within Massachusetts.
Arguments In the government's suit
to dissolve the Standard Oil Company
of New Jersey, the trust's parent or
ganization, were begun In the United
States court at St. Louis.
Fire caused by boys who were
smoking clgaretteB resulted In $2,000,
000 loss to Fort Worth, Tex., and the
death of one man.
Miss Virginia Carter wub burned to
death in a flro which destroyed the
historic "Yellow House" near Win
chester, Va.
Twenty-seven counties In Michigan
held option elections April 5.
Officials of the internal revenue de
partment expressed the opinion that
moonshlnlng In the south has In
creased since tho "drys" have begun
to win victories at the polls.
The body of Harold Moon, who was
believed to have been kidnaped, was
found in a pond near his home at
Flint, Mich.
An unidentified man committed sui
cide by leaping into Niagara Falls
from Luna island.
Inmates of an Insane asylum at
Woodward, Okla., were panic stricken
when several of the institution's
buildings were destroyed as a result
of a prairie fire.
The stock exchange firm of John
Dickinson & Co.. with offices In New
York, Chicago and other cities was
forced to suspend by nufortunate
stock deals.
The report of a committee of tho
Civil Service Reform league said
former President Roosevelt did not
use coercion with government em
ployes to aid in the nomination and
election of Taft.
An Arabian stallion valued at $2,500,
Fred Atherton, a race horse, and other
stock perished in a fire which de
stroyed the stables at the country
home of R. C. Hall, president of the
Pittsburg chamber of commerce.
The engineers' board has com
pleted Its report on the survey for the
deep waterway between St. Loula and
New Orleans.
Former President Roosevelt arrived
at Gibraltar and went ashore. King
Victor Emmanuel will not meet him
while he Is In Italy.
Collector of tho Port Locb of New
York has ordered a reassessment of
duties on sugar Imported by the trust
which amount to a total Increase of
$1,239,000.
It Is announced that the subsidiary
companies of tho United States Steel
rortoration will cut wages la per
cent, on May 1.
A report from the Michigan City
penitentiary says Ray Lamphere, con
victed of burning the home of Mrs,
Pello Gunness at Lanorte. Ind., Is
dying of consumption.
Fire In Heyn's bazar at Detroit,
Mich., caused damaue estimated at
$250,000.
The Soo line will carry grain to
the head of tho lakes this fall, says
President Pennington of that road.
Names of some of the moBt eminent
chemists of the country were submit
ted by Dr. W. Wiley to the state de
partment as official delegates from the
United States to the seventh Interna
tlonal congresB of applied chemistry
In London next month.
It Is announced tort Jacob H. Schlff
has given the famous Tlssot collec
tion of water colors of Old Testament
paintings, which cost lilra $37,000, to
the public library.
Pecauso of a misunderstanding as
to dates, the proposed conference be
tween Secretary Knox and Senator
Root and various Canadian officials
touching the senate amendment to the
waterways treaty, negotiated about a
month ago, has been postponed.
Fire partially destroyed the military
prison at Fort Iavenworth, Kan.,
troops preventing the escape of any of
the 800 convicts, who were panic
stricken.
Three Belgians and four men from
other countries are to Judge the es
says submitted for the prize of $5,00'J
offered by King Leopold for tho best
description of "The Progress of Aerial
Navigation and the Rest Means to
Encourage It."
New Indictments were returned In
Chicago against V. Vernon llooth and
Frederick It. Robblns of the failed
fish trust.
Tho women of Washington have pre
pared to clean the city's streets un
less the district commissioners give
them relief from the dirt before
April 15.
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GOV. SH ALLEN BERG ER SIGNS BILL
TO THIS EFFECT.
ALL SALOONS CLOSE AT 8 P.M.
Governor Says the Innovation Works
Well In Lincoln and Believes It
Will Oo So Elsewhere.
Lincoln. Governor Shallenberger
has signed the 8 o'clock closing bill
and on and after July 1 it will be un
lawful for any person to keep a saloon
open between the hours of 8 o'clock
In the evening and 7 o'clock In the
morning, or to sell liquor between
these hours. Because the bill did not
carry the emergency clause It does
not become effective until three
months after the. adjournment of the
legislature, which will be July 1.
Immediately after signing the bill
the governor dictated a statement to
his stenographer and then, when that
had been written, he, with Private
Secretary Furs, went at once to the
funeral of Ex-Governor Poynter, who
had died suddenly after making a
speech in favor of signing the bill.
Governor Shallenherger's statement
was as follows:
"Senate File No. 283 Is a regulatory
amendment to the present Slocumb
law, which has stood for twenty-five
years upon our statute books as an
example of reasonable liquor legisla
tion for the state. The Slocumb law
was passed at a time when public
opinion was excited upon the liquor
question much as at present, and be
cause of the fact that it was a decided
step In advance of anything before
enacted, It has remained Intact through
the years pnst as a model of regula
tory legislation.
"The tide of further limitation aud
restriction of the liquor traffic lias re
cently risen so high tliut a great many
states have lately taken action upon
It, some enacting county and others
state-wide prohibition. Nebraska
through this amendment has elected
to apply further restriction to the
liquor traffic by limiting the time that
liquor may be sold In those hours uni
versally admitted to be the least ob
jectionable of the twenty-four.
"The plan proposed in this amend
ment for the entire state has been
tried in the capltol city of IJncoln, and
both "wets" and "drys" alike commend
Its effect. Business thrives in this
city und tho hotels and places of
amusement, claimed most to be af
fected, are being continually improved
and constantly crowded with patrons.
It is admitted upon all sides that in
this city it has had the effect of elimi
nating much of public rancor from tho
liquor question.
"This amendment has much opposi
tion in the two Omahas, because busi
ness men are fearful that it will af
fect trade and commerce adversely,
and for the further reason that it
limits to a certain extent the policy
of '1101110 rule' upon this matter. I
believe, however, that experience will
Justify the law, and that our large
cities will find that their prosperity
does not depend in any way upon two
or three extra hours for the sale of
liquor.
"If the law Is as wholesome In Its
effect as I believe it will be, it will
give solid standing ground for those
who believe in strict regulation as the
best way to hnndle this question."
KING GREETS MR. ROOSEVELT.
Former Executive Meets Italian Mon
arch on Deck of Battleship.
Meslna. Theodore Roosevelt and
King Victor Emmanuel met on- the
Italian battleship Ro Yniberto. in
Messfna harbor. The meeting was
characterized by the utmost cordiality
and the king took the ocaslon to ex
press the gratitude of himself and the
Italian people for the generous assist
ance of the American people to the
earthquake sufferers. At the close of
the Interview Mr. Roosevelt weut
ashore and Inspected the ruins of the
city, the desolation of which moved
hliu strongly. Then he boarded the
steamer Admiral, which just at sun
set hoisted its anchors and proceeded
on Its way to Mombasa.
Land Office Decision.
Washington In a decision of the
general laud office it was held that in
order to enable the heirs of a home'
stead eutryman to submit coiiiniuta
tion proof of his entry they must
Bhow both residence on and cultlva
tion of the land for fourteen months
by the entrynian or the heirs or by
both. The same rule, It was said,
applies In a case where commutation
proof Is submitted by the widow of the
entrynian.
Funeral of Poynter.
Lincoln. The funeral of ex-Gover
nor William A. Poynter was held from
St. Paul church, after which the body
was burled In Wyuka cemetery. The
immense church was crowded to the
doors and larger numbers could not
gain entrance to the church.
Tax on Stock of Corporations.
Trenton, N. J. The state senate
passed a bill Increasing the annual
tax on the capital stock of corpora
tions formed under the laws of New
Jersey. Tho bill applies to corpora
tions with $5,000,000 or more capital
ization and Increases the tax from $50
a million to $150. This would provide-
an annual revenue to the state
of about $500,000. It affects about 2mi
corporations and would compel the
United States Steel corporation to pay
the- state about $r,5,000 a year in nddl
Uou to the $17,000 paid now.
A SUDDEN SUMMONS.
Ex-Governor Poynter Stricken at
Lincoln.
Lincoln, Neb. Ex-Gov. W. A. Poyn
ter of Nebraska dropped dead Monday
In the office of Gov. Shallenberger,
following a talk In favor of the S
o'clock closing law for saloons.
The former governor had talked
briefly and then stepped back Into the
crowd, and Mrs. Frances 11. Heald
had started her talk in favor of the
measure. Suddenly the ex-governor
began to breathe hard and then grad
ually collapsed, those close to him
catching him as he fell.
Still breathing, he was carried
across the corridor to the office of
the adujtant general, where he died
Immediately, living probably five min
utes from the time he was stricken.
Drs. Blrkman and Carr, who were
present at the hearing,, waited upon
the stricken man, but c ould do noth
ing for him.
T. M. Wimberley mounted a radia
tor In the corridor of the 'state house,
at the door of the adjutant general's
office, and announced the death of ex
Gov. Poynter, and suggested that a
committee be appointed to draft suit
able resolutions and take action In
honor of the work he had been doing
when he was stricken.
"A good man has glvn up his life
In a good cause," announced T. M.
Wlmberly to the anxious throng in the
corridor. A committee of fifteen was
appoluted to draft resolutions express
ing the sorrow of the entire state.
Efforts had been made in the ad
jutant general's office to induce arti
Heal respiration and heart stimulants
were injected, but the doctors in
charge were unable to find any trace
of life. I They were of the opinion that
he was dead when he was brougtit to
the room. Dr. T. J. Merrynian and Dr.
J. M. Birkner were the first physicians
present and they were joiued later
by others. Relatives said Mr. Poynter
hud been suffering from heart disease
and that he had been warned not to
over exert himself. He had been In
fair health to all appearances, but with
the prospect of sudden death at any
time.
AP1
Ex-Governor W. A. Poynter.
The office of the governor, both the
private room and reception room,
wus crowded to the doors and a large
number of people stood on the out
side unable to gain entrance when
the hearing began this morning. Ow
ing to the crowd the air was close,
and it Is supposed this helped to bring
on the attack, presumably of heart
disease. The former governor ap
peared unusually well when he began
to talk and made n dear statement of
his position
For some time the ex-governor has
been a sufferer from heart disease,
and the unusual excitement this
morning was too much for him.
William A. Poynter was but fil years
of age. When he was elected. In 18:8,
as governor of Nebraska, defeating
Judge M. L. ljayward of Nebraska
City, In an exciting contest, he lived
upon a farm In Boone county, where he
had settled thirty years ago. In 1900
Mr. Poynter was again candidate, but
was defeated by less than 1,000 votes
by Charles H. Dietrich. In those days
Mr. Poynter was known as a firm ad
vocate of temperance, and his defeat
was generally laid at the door of the
liquor Interests which were solidly ar
rayed against him. In 1892 he was de
feated for congress by George D. Melk
lejohn.
Gov. Poynter served as chief exec
utive of the state from 1899 to 1901
He was a populist and elected on a
fusion ticket. He leaves a widow,
son and daughter. Gov. Poynter was
05 years of age, and came from Al
bion to Lincoln. He was engaged in
the insurance business.
Mr. Poynter was born In Eureka,
III., In 1848. At the age of 19 he
graduated from the Eureka college and
then taught school until coming to
Nebraska in 1879. He locaUd on a
homestead near Albion, where he lived
until elected governor in the fall of
1898, moving to Lincoln the first of
the year, 1899.
Lived to Be 112.
New York The death of Mrs.
Fanny Frlerman at the age of 112
years was reixirted to tho health
board. She was born lu Hungary.
Junuary, 1797. Five chlldrcu. 51
grundchlldreu and 18 great-grand
children survive her.
Wheat Hits New Figure.
New York The local wheat pit was
thrown into a state of excitement
Monday by a sudden rush of May
shorts to cover, advancing the price
to $1.26, the highest figure in sev
eral years.
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NEWS NOTES OF INTEREST FROM
VARIOUS SECTIONS.
ALL SUBJECTS TOUCHED UPON
Religious, Social, Agricultural, Polit
ical and Other Matters Given
Due Consideration.
The Midwest Life (old line) wants
good local agents all over Nebraska.
Write to Home Office at Lincoln for
particulars.
A life Insurance company is a finan
cial Institution which furnishes money
to the family of the man who dies
holding a policy in the company. It
stands in precisely the same relation
to the Individual that the fire insur
ance company does to the house in
which he lives. If your home is fully
Insured In a fire company and it burns
you are paid Its value. If it is not in
sured the fire company pays you
nothing. You carried your own risk,
and not the company. But you can
not carry the risk on vour own life
although you may on your property.
l his risk must be carried either, by
your family or some life insurance
company. Which of the two is the
better able to assume It, the family or
the company? Upon which of the two
ill the loss be less severe? And upon
hom do you prefer to leave the risk.
upon the family or the company?
The Midwest Life of Lincoln Issues
all the standard forms of policies.
Nursery companies are reporting
large sales in the line of fruit trees.
The fiscal year ending with March.
1909, has proven the most prosperous
one for the Seward postoffice in its
history.
Pierce has won the championship
of the north central district of the
Nebraska high schol debating league
by winning from Albion.
The other day a horse was mlsslne
from the barn of Mr. Dean, three
miles northeast of Nellgh. Lee Hun,
a hired hand, is also missing.
Fred Kelso, Implicated In connec
tion with the robbery of $400 from
am urave at Pender, waived exami
nation. His bond was fixed at $1,000,
which has not been furnished.
The York colleges report a lareer
attendance than ever before. One
thousand students are attending the
college, the Ursuline academy and
the York Business and Normal col
lege. Ira Rigsby, a young man charged
with criminally assaulting Mable
Meyers, the 14-year-old daughter of
Mr. and Mrs. A. E. Meyers of Glen
over, Gage county, was bound over to
the district court.
Will Nolan, the young Dodge coun
ty farmer who caused so much excite
ment and speculation by disappearing
about three years ago, was in Fre
mont last week on his way home. He
has been living In Montana.
Frank Zoubet, a farmer living nine
miles northeast of Tobias, was found
dead in his field under a stalk cutter.
The broken seat indicated the cause
of the fatal accident. He leaves a
wife and five children.
While Claud Morgan, who resides
on the Missouri river bottoms east of
Plattsmouth, was cleaning a 22-caliber
rifle, it was accidentally discharged,
and the bullet entered the groin and
lodged In his abdomen. He is in a
critical condition.
Steps toward probating and settle
ment of the estate of William Earhart
who died at Louisville, develops tho
fact that he left an estate of about
$400,000. Thirty thousand of it is lu
llfo Insurance, all payable to his
widow.
Articles of Incorporation of the Mc
Cllntock Hotel company, with a capi
tal stock of $100,000, In shares of $100
each,' were filed in Grand Island, and
negotiations are pending for the pur
chase of (he Koehler hotel of that
city.
Sheriff Dunkel of Hall countv ar
rived at Salina, Kas., to bring John
Cole, who enticed from her home
Miss Irene Sonic of Grand Island
back for trial. Cole had been placed
under $500 bonds at Sallna. but when
the sheriff arrived there the bird had
flown and the bond was declared for
felted.
News reached Alliance uf a brutal
double murder near a small tow
named Provo. Just across the lino I
South Dakota. The man who did the
killing was Dick Barton, and the vi
tlms were the parents of his wife, M
and Mrs. Tucker. Tho murder was
fiendish one, the brains of the victims
having been beaten out with an nx.
The 2-year-old daughter of Mr. and
Mrs. Charles Hlnsev. who reside on n
farm two miles west of Nebraska City
was seriously, if not fatally burnt
She was playing about the kitchen
the absence of the parents and her
clothlnc caucht fire, and before t
flames could bo extinguished she was
badly burned on both legs and arms
and about the side of the head. Her
recovery Is doubtful.
Ashland Is greatly In need of resi
dences to accommodate now comers.
Dr. H. I Mathers, for forty years a
physician at Auburn, died last week,
aged 80 years.
A clock has been Installed In the
tower of the mw city hall at Schuy
ler. It has a good elevation and four
dials, so that it can be seen from
every direction, and It strikes the
hours and half hours. It cost about
$900.
W. B. RobertB, living south of Ash
land, last week sold fifty-three live
chickens in the local market for $11,
or an average of 77 ceuts a fowl
8NAP FOR JIMMIE.
'Oh, Jimmie. our pa's been appoint
ed postmaster!"
"Good! Now I won't have ter nut
any stamps on de letters I sends
youse!"
CHILD ATE CUTICURA OINTMENT.
Spread Whole Box of It on Crackers
Not the Least Injury Resulted.
Cuticura Thus Proven Pure and Sweet.
A New York friend of Cuticura
writes:
"My three year old son and heir,
after being put to bed on a trip across
the Atlantic, Investigated the state
room and located a box of graham
crackers and a box of Cuticura Oint
ment. When a search was made for
the box, it was found empty and the
kid admitted that he had eaten the
contents of the entire box spread on
the crackers. It cured him of a bad
cold and I don't know what else."
No more conclusive evidence could
be offered that every Ingredient of Cu
ticura Ointment Is absolutely pure,
sweet and harmless. If It may bo
safely eaten by a young child, none but
the most beneficial results can be ex
pected to attend Its application to
pected to attend its application to even
the tenderest skin or youngest Infant.
Potter Drug A Cbotn, Corp., Solo l'rops., lloiton.
More Than One.
A young fellow, whose better-half
had Just presented him with a pair of
bouncing twins, attended church one
Sunday.
During the discourse tho clergyman
looked right out at our innocent friend
aud said with thrilling eloquence:
"Young man, you have an important
responsibility thrust upon you."
The newly fledged dad, supposing
the preacher alluded to his peculiar
home event, considerably startled the
audience by exclaiming: "Yes, I hava
two of 'em." Liverpool Mercury.
Sheer white goods. In fact, any fine
wash goods when new, owe much of
their attractiveness to the way they
are laundered, this being done In a
manner to enhance their textile beau
ty. Home laundering would be equal
ly satisfactory If proper attention was
given to Btarching, the first essential
being good Starch, which has sufficient
strength to stiffen, without thickening
the goods. Try Defiance Starch and
you will be pleasantly surprised at the
Improved apnearance of your work.
A Slight Boost.
"Excuse me, sir," began the faithful
clerk as he paused in front of the rail
ing behind which the boss was seated,
"but I would er like an Increase la
salary."
'Oh, you would, eh?" rejoined the
boss. "Well, I'm willing to do the
right thing, so I'll pay you tho same
amount for 305 days' work this year as
I paid you for 3CG days in 190S. Good
morning."
Deafness Cannot Be Cured
by local appllmtlnns, is llii-y rannot n-.irh tho (lis.
eawU portion o( the rar. llu-re H only une wny to
run- dt'utnras. ami that U by cmntilutioiiul remiill.-s.
lK-afni-M It riuKed by an InlUinnl condition ol lh
Diucoiu llnliiK ut tho KiiKlKihuui Tutie. When tliB
tuho la lnltml yoti hava n rtimbliuu Bound or liu.
prrfrct hi-ariiiK. and whi-n It li rntirviy rlom-d. Dwit
liia la th miult. anil unlrm tho Inflammation ran ba
taken out anil thw tube rroturnl to Ita normal condi
tion, hearing will be dentniyM forever; nln raws
out ot ten are raused hy t'atnrrh, which la nothing
Out an Inflamed condition of the. mucous mirlacca.
W e will mve One Hundred Dollara for any caae of
Prafnem (raused by catarrh! that cannot be cured
by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Semi for circulars, free.
V. J. CUKNE V 4 CO.; loledo. O.
Bold by DnnrflaUi. ?!.
'lake Utll'a 1-amily Tills for constipation.
Polite Interruptions.
"And it's awfully impolite to Inter
rupt one who is talking, isn't it,
mother?"
"Except when a woman Is describ
ing clothes, my dear, and then It Is
polite to constantly ejaculate 'How
lovely!' or 'How ridiculous!' as the
case may be." Kansas City Times.
No Wonder She's Cross.
The woman who lma a thousand potty
enrr-s and antioyaiircg while lie uii'ers
with headache or bide nche nm.st not be
ilanied if h(. cannot ahvavs be angelical
ly amiable. What flic need's in thouclitful.
lies lrom her family and such a himpla
and nut ami remedy nx Lane's Family Med
icine, the herb lea that makes weak worn
rn MroiiR mid well. i?uld by druggists and
ucalcr, ijt.
The Plain Facts.
"Then you wero not one of Gen.
Washington's body servants?"
"No, sir. I'll tell you do trufe. sir.
I was Jest one of his field bauds."
Kansas City Journal.
Asthmatics, Read This,
If you are- afllicted with Asthma write
me at once nnd learn of somethiiiR fur
which you will be (rrateful tlie rest ol
your life, J. Ci. Mdlride, Stella, Xebr.
Women like to talk of the days
they were single and had a good time.
Sum
