K. MADE HIM SIT UP. THE NEWS IN BRIEF. WINS POSTAL CARD FAME. I V e ' 1 tfA' :'. Wlfle I'll make you sorry you ever quarreled with me! Hubby What will you do? Go homo to your mother, I Eiipjiose? Wifie No; I'll bring mother here! BABY HORRIBLY BURNED By Boiling Grease Skin All Came Off One Side of Face and Head Thought Her Disfigured for Life. Used Cuticura: No Scar Left. "My baby was slttlnp beside the fender aud we were preparing tho breakfast when the frylnspan full of boiling grease was upset and it went all over onu side of her face and head. Some one wiped the srald with a towel, pulling the entire skin off, We took her to a doctor, lie tended lirr a week and gave me some stuff to put on. Hut it all fostered and I thought tho baby waa disfigured for life. I used about three boxes of Cuticura Ointment and it was wonderful how It healed. In about fivo weeks it waa better and there wasn't a mark to tell where the Fcald had been. Her bkin Is just like velvet. Mrs. Hare, 1, Ilnry St., South, Shields, Durham, England. March 22, 1908." Potter Drag & Chcm. Corp.. Solo l'roos.. Boston. Hla First Visit. The wide check of his suit and his monocle procliiimed his nationality from afar. His first American ac quaintance, met on the uteainer, had supplied him with an immense amount of strange and wonderful information about the I'nited States. "And since you are an Englishman," It was explained, "every stoic will at once charge you from five to ten Union what they would nsk an American." "Eh! What?" said the Uritlsher, aphast, and then with a look of great cunning: "Hut, my word! I shawn't tell them, don't you know!" Sheer whtto poods, in fact, any fine wash goods when new, owe much ol their attractiveness to tho way they are laundered, this being done in a manner to enhance their textile beau ty. Homo laundering would be equal ly satisfactory if proper attention was given to starching, the first essential being good Starch, which has sufficient strength to stiffen, without thickening the goods. Try Defiance Starch and you will bo pleasantly surprised at the Improved uppearance of jour work. Couldn't Explain. "What la a 'tempest in a teapot, pa?" "My child, you will have to ask your mother; I never attend afternoon teas." "A Little Cold is a Dangerous Thing" and often leads to hasty disease and death when neglected. There ate many ways to treat a cold, but there is only one right way use the tight remedy. DR.D.JAYNE'S EXPECTORANT is the surest and safest remedy known, fcr Coughs, Croup, Bronchitis, Whooping Cough, Asthma, Pleurisy. It cures when other remedies fail. Do something for your co!d in time, you know what delay means, you know the remedy, too Dr. D. Jayne's Expectorant. , Dolltcs In thn sizes, $1. 50c. 25c RHEUMATISM I want evcrv rhrnnlc rhpunintli? to tlimw fitvnr till luedklli'', Nil llnlmcnta, nil iihini-rn, nml rlvo MI'NYON l(lli:i;M.. TISM UF.Mi:lV a trial. No mutter vUint jmir l'Htor uvy bj.v, Bi matter wlmt Jiitir frlitnlS Ui:iJT F.iy, m mutter Iimr Vrejmllce.l you may tiu n?:ilnst nil nrtvor INimI reitieilli s, pn nt ott o to Tnr iIhuj. fl nml pet n bottle of thn )(lli:i.l. TISM l;lM I :l V. If It f:i'N to civ hM!. Xaetlon.t will rvftlti.l j-imr ru"t"V. Miinyn;i Hememlicr till remnly rntitalns no nl Icrlle neld, no opium iwnliit', nmrplilno op ot'liiT Imriiifnl ilrnri. It M 'it tip limit r the Kuuruiitio of tlio Turo Fund ntid linitf If or silo ly all Crucslsts. Price?. 25c. A bill to enact the initiative and ref premium wr.s defeated in the Nebraska Ntnate ly a vote of 17 to 16. By f vote of 123 to 7 tho (Ji-orgli .livision of the I'nited Daughters of the Confederacy decided on Anderson vllle as the location for the monu ment to ("apt. Win:. Madrid, Spain, has been visited by an vphleinie of typhoid fever. More than ;:tto cases already hae been re moved to one Hospital, und there have been many deaths. The Arkansas house killed the Uouie-Whlttington racing bill which provided for racing at Hot Springs under the direction of a commission. The vote was 51 to 1-1. A marriage license was issued in New York city to l'eter Augustus Jay of Newport, secretary of the American embassy at Tokyo, and Susan Alexan der McCook, daughter of Col. .John McCook. Count Arthur Cassinl, former am bassador to the United States, who re cently retired from the Russian diplo matic corps after 04 years of sorvlee, lias returned to St. I'etersburg. His last post was Madrid. March 110 has been set its the date for the trial in Kansas City of James Sharp, known as "Adam Cod," and Melissa Sharp, his wife, religious fana tics, charged with the murder of Po liceman Michael I'. Mullane. Maj. Edmund Ixnils Cray Zalanski. U. S. A., retired, inventor of the pneu matic dynamite torpedo gun and other militaiy devices, died in a New York hospital from pneumonia after a short illness, in Ids sixtieth year. Col. Charles 11. Weygant. who com tnanded tho famous One Hundred and Twenty-fourth New York volunteers, known as the "Orange Blossoms," dropped dead of heart (liar-use while sitting at his desk writing in New- burg, N. Y. He was 70 years old. With the bankers and negro labor ers, merchants, business inert ami even convicts working side by side, Cuthbert, fia., Is rallying from the ef fects of the storm, and struggling ravely to provide shelter for tho un fortunate people whose iionies were destroyed. Representative Henry of Texas has tsked permission of Sptsikor Cannon to Introduce the first measure in the Sixty-first congress, a jofcnt resolution proposing to amend the constitution of the United States so as to change the date of inauguration from March 4 to April 30. (treat Britain lias welcomed the de ision reached in Washington to send a special commission to Liberia to in vestigate and report on conditions in that republic and Instructions have been sent out to British officials in West Africa to give i lie commission ers every assistance. Deau David Kinley of the school of economics at the University of Illi nois has been selected by tho national monetary commission to prepare a history of the United States treasury concerning its relation to banks anil to investigate the uses of credit paper iu making payments. Tlii New York assembly ways and means committee gave litt?e encour agement to thn representatives of eth ical societies, chnrity organizations, hade unions and New York city churches, who appeared In favor of tho Bales bill providing for an investiga tion into the condition of the unem ployed. IOWA SUFFRAGISTS BEATEN. Equal and Limited Women's Rigrrts Killed by Senate. Des Moines, la., Mar. '-. Equal suffrage met a decided defeat in tho senate yesterday by a vote of 37 against, and 11 for. The limited suf frage bill for women was also defeated by a vote of Uti ayes and 12 nays. Tills disposes of the movement for woman suffrage at this session. When the house resolution for a prohibitory constitutional amendment came up in tho senate yesterday a motion whs adopted to refer it to tho committee on constitutional anvui nicnts. THE MARKETS. New York, Mar. V. .. t IS if 1 15 . . 7 1.1 7 'JO . . 4 'M '! K 36 UVK STOCK-Steers JIUKS Slle.p Kl.ol' It-Winter Stralglits.. W1IKAT May .Inly t' HtN'-July HYK-No. 'I Western HI 'TTKU-Cieumery !;; !H I'UKKSK f) 4i fi 65 I 17'4''i' t 17-; 1 1S',,, 1 H'-J 73 Gii 73i S'l (l' Mi l!l 'if) Clllt'.UlO. .'.TTI.K-I''(iney Steers $' 2Ti St 7 4" Medium to liood Steers.. A fill if fi Si Cows. I'liiln to Fancy.... :i 4'i (n Ti :i Choice 1'VcctcIH " 7r fd 5 f'l Calve :t ! (a s r.n Hints -lleiivv Tuckers fi Kl di 7U lleiivv Hatchers 7't 't 6 ' I'Iks 4 60 ti tt Ifl nrTTKH-OvHinery 22 W 31 Dalrv M ( X UVK l'OL l.TUY 1 l KliiiS 17 'it SI I'oT ATtlKS (per hu t S3 dv 'J 1'l.lil'lt - Sprlin Whent, Sp't :to f,i 6 4') WIIKAT Muy I lU 1 lf July 1 riVl 1 l-l I'oru May t7 H 'a Hats l:e, May May MH.WAl'K KK -Wheat, No. 1 Noi'n 'May' Standard KANSAS CITY. 7li ii tlltAlN May t'oi n Hills, He II 17 1 "7 i;;:t, .14 7'." 1 IS 1 1 IIS!, tilt AIN-Wheat. No. : llanS $1 lf ( 1 !." No. It.d 1 2ii "i 1 ::a Corn, No. Mixed K:lit M (lain, No. : Whlto it U .''ii ST. UH lrf. so IF, Ifi'v I CATTI.K- Native Steers ., Texas Steers IP KiS - I'm keis Iliileliern NallveH OMAHA. CATTI.lv-Native Hleei s.. Hlockers nml KetMcis.. CnH and 1 i. I ft l rt Il t)S - !lea v tJHICKl" - Wetliers r. va :l ,1n fi i'i i; t.i :i 71 'tt 7 11 'if fi 4o 41' t! so a H si 5t w 3 Oil 'J 75 II 4.'. 3 (XI 'a 7; H' 4 M lijt fi '' 'J C U-i Odd Milwaukee Kver tit ami hamlet has its local ccleliit or "character." At Seymour, Wis., there lives a quaint personage, who has ilsett to the re nown of having his picture on a souvenir postal card which is being sold nil over the United States. Not withstanding all this fame, the cause of it goes about the city with this odd turnout, till unconscious of his noto riety. "Onkel Heinle," as he is familiar ly called by hundreds who have never "Onkel Heinie" on His Daily Rounds. beard his last name, Is a veteran of the civil war. lie was born iu (lermany, and at school answered to the name of Henry UolofT. lie came to America when a r young man. and alter many vr.u to wauderlng. settled down at Seymour, in Outagamie county, nearCteen Bay. lie lived for some years working at twill iidin: r.iisinc vegetables In a lime rden ami feeding his lg. Ho oc eanic crippled with rheumatism and it was ii diitbult matter for him to go niwmt tit collect tlie !;arba"e that was given him for bis swine. At last, lit could scarcely hobble from bouse t house. His pitiful condition appealed t,i Ki iim veniiL' men at Seymour, who KiiiiKPfllici! nionev for a yoat and curt to haul the load. Thi'se helped for a time, but at last "Onkel Heinle" could not walk beside the cart at all and then another sub scription was raised by the young men who inwsted tho proceeds in Kn ottier geat and a bigger cart iniililing Onkel Heinie" to ride as he Journeyed about. Through the alleys the little outfit goes, the good housewives watching for its coming and obligingly emptying the contents of their garb- :,to rutin into the cart. Thus Ioy nnd humble "Onkel Heinie" Is fuiailing Ma micuton tn Hie world, ekelng out un existence and solving the problem of garbage disposal in a small town. WILSON WILL BE AID TO KNOX. Chicagoan Chosen First Assistant Sec retary of State in Taft CaDinet. Huntington Wilson of C'hicaco. formerly third assistant sec retary of state nnd recently appointed minister to the Argentine Republic t.ni I... naKltit.mt. secretary of state under tho Taft administration. It had been announced previously that Beekman Wlnthrop, assistant sec relarv of the treasury, would he ap pointed to this position. Mr. Wilson is a native of ( bicago aad has had considerable diplomatic experience In Japan, where he served as secretary of the American mission and charge d'affaires for protracted half Huntington Wilson. he was third assistant secretary of state and about, a month ago was con finned as minister to the Argentine Republic, having previously been ap pointed as minister to Roumaiila ami Servia and diplomatic agent to Uul garia. Before taking up tho duties of that fllce, however, ho exchanged places uith Spencer Kddy, minister to Argcti ;tta. :Bet kman Wlnthrop has been assist :aitt secretary of tht! treasury for al mote two years. The Ball at Its Apogee. "Meaning Is a thing utterly disre garded by my colored maid when she talks." said a housewife; "nil she roes by Is a sense of sound fullness. She was going to a ball the other ul'.'lil and I told her to be sure to get Imti.e early If she wanted to keep her place. "'Well.' she answered, " mi'll have to corrugate me, ma'am, if I i. tn. .hut 1 ain't likely to bo sebasoluoiis' whatever that might mean. "I asked her next morning If the 'ball had b -en a success, and she i plied: " 'I suppose mi, ma'am, so far as I "an cert Ideate; but 1 can't say for (in 'cause I retreated jut its the fun wa.t gcttlu' to the top of ltd npogi Onkel Heinie," Garbage Man, Wisconsin Character. f'lvf ' 57Oy YARD OM HANCM fKIRTHHT.tr OF KUHA. Xj I t 111! ."- ... . - 1. k I iiwHiwlu For about a year and a i 1 --fa o irn rro vi n & ml i ) GOVERNIEtfTdGIAfiT DAfl Oil WtiE RIVER COMPLETED 1 L-J v.TI.h , ' '1 - MBUI An event of far reaching importance Hid niaiKUig tlie partial consilium. mou of a plan to iraiistorni to agricultural uses the largest notiy ot sage-oruMii land embraced iu one project iu the United Slates lias just occurred at ioise, Idaho. In the presence of a .largo number of settkrs and residents ol tlie val ley, the big lieadgales of the newly constructed government dam in the Boise river were opened and the pent up waters gushed into the broad cniial. For months the settlers on the soutli side of the project have lieeu watcn- ing with deep interest the progress of the work on this structure, for upon Its completion rested their hopes of an early and abundant suppty oi wa- ler. The dam Is located eight miles southeast, of Boise where the river merges from its canyon. It Is of jyclopean concrete founded on com pact gravel. The spillway, or dam proper, is 2H' feet long, .Ml feet wide at the base and at feet high. Along tho down-stream loe of the dam and securely fastened to it is a timber apron. This apron Is 30 led wide and U! feet deep on the lower side. It Is built up of 12x12 timbers bolted to gether and the npiices between (he timbers filled with rock and gravel. At the west end of the spillway is a logway four feet lower than tlie spill way crest, and just west of the log- way and forming the west abutment of the dam is the lish ladder. I his Is if concrete, ns are the tunnels, which were built for the purpose of divert ing the river during the construction or the dam proper. These tunnels are closed by two OxSfool cast Iron gates, nnd will be used when need arises for sluicing the silt from the reservoir. The main canal with a capacity of I. 300 second feet, heads at the extreme west end of the dam, and the water is taken through eight fixflfoot east Iron controlling gates supported by concrete piers and abutments. As the big headgates were opened and the life giving waters gushed Into the canal, tlie scene was viewed with varying emotion by the throngs gath ered there. The engineers gazed with satisfaction at the beautifully finished structure; the farmers saw au abun dance of water In their canals, or chards laden with f rti It . and enor mous yields of grain and alfalfa. But to the statesmen came visions of a new Idaho, an Idaho with possibili ties unsurpassed by any slate id all the golden west. They saw a home on every 40 acres of the project, a rural population of not less than oO.ooo people, and fiOhuo more people living In the cities and towns which have Jioon growing by leaps and hounds nlnco the initiation of the government sybteni gave assurance ol an ample water simply. From conservative esti mates of it. decade ago on I he value of Irrigated land and crops it took no complicated calculation to figure out that more than flS.Oun. i worth of taxable property iu land values aloin will he added to the wealth or the stale upon the completion of the project, and that crops worth not less than $ii,000,0o0 will be crown annually. Already new railroad lines an- heing built through the agricultural area, new mines are being opened, and the Mock raising Industry Increased. But let tis follow the progress of the water taken from the linlse dam. The canal extends for '.'I miles to a point on Indian ct'ei k ahoo K una. This creek then carries the water for Ight miles, when another canal 12 miles long carries It to tho D'-cr Flat reservoir. Occasionally along this route a smaller ditch diverts water to supplement the supply fiotu other sources, but the principal function ol this tanal Is to feed the Deer Flat res crvolr. This reservoir was formed by build ing two long earthen dams In depres sions between surrounding hills. The lower embankment, known as tin Hubbard aud Carlson dam, is .'l.fteO feet, long and (is feet high. It Is "oil feet wide on the bottom, and a drive way 20 feet wide extends along the top. The upper embankment Is only n fed high and 2M) r,.ot wide on the bottom, but it has a length or nearly a mile and a half, aud the volume of each embankment Is approximately 1,000,000 cubic yards. The plans for the project also con template the diversion of the waters of Payette river by gravity canals, and the utilization of the Snake river by pumping. The canal work Is being done principally by the fanners. The lands are generally smooth, with getille slopes. The soil Is vol canic, free from rocks, easily worked and rich In the necessary mineral con silluents. The climate Is delightful, Ihe menu winter temperature at Boise being about the same as that of Fred ericksburg, Va., although occasionally the temporal tire falls below zero for a day or two. ' Tlie summers arc long ami warm and with irrigation promote the most rapid vegetable growth. The lands produce from five to (even tons of alfalfa per acre each year, four to six tons of clover, HO bushels of wheat aud "" bur.liels of oals. The surround ing mountains furnish largo areas of grazing lands and alfalfa for winter feeding Is always iu demand and brings good prices. But if is for its lino fruit that the section is becoming famous throughout the country, the ap ples, pears and prunes commanding the highest prices Iu eastern markets The lands under the project have practically nil been filed upon, but many seniors will be compelled to dis pose of their excess lands, as no water right will be Issued for mor. than lf0 acres. It. is -no wonder that these lands aro being rapidly takeu up, for the marvelus crop yields are Is-com-ing widely known. In 1904 a farmer who was brought up In one of the humid states in the Mississippi valley cleared i 1,200 from a three-acre apple ordchnrd, and' In 1!W7 the same or chard gave liiu a net proh. of $750 per acre. One neighbor wi- t clearing from $100 to $200 per acre en a prune, orchard, ami iu 1H07 the same or high as Sa bushels of when', per acre. I.asl year a number of his friends from "back home" moved to Idaho. The development of power incident to the irrigation works will be of vast importance to the industrial develop incut of ihe state. The dam on the Payette liver, which will be flO feel hieh and well backed by i.torage in the Pnxette lakes, will give practically unlimited power, while the Boise dam, opened today, will probably furnish power for municipal works, electric railways and industries of various kinds. The completion of the project Ii is believed will result in laying the foundation for such an Industrial tie vclopmi tit as probably has never been paralleled In this country. It means the expenditure In that locality of mil liens of dollars iu a few years, the in tensive cultivation of 400.000 acres of line bind; it means thousands of new settlers, the doubling of the popula tion of the cities and towns In that portion of the state, an Increased price for all agricultural products; better roads, hcIiooIs ami churches, Bill the slr.nlllentice of the opening of the cimal Is not purely local In char acter. The completion of a unit of this great project only marks another mile stone iu the development of the west mid heralds to tho world the begin ning of an era of prosperity that has com'' to slay and that will le reflected In the increased prosperity in all Hues of Industry throughout the whole country. Cteawscs Uc System tjJccXxay, Dispels aUs an& llcada&Ucs Afio CcwsWyaWow; Acs tvavkToy, acsvuy as aLaxaVwe. Bcs Jot New Wcti avd.CsV To tel VVs bftncJVc'xocV cJJecXs. aways buy & Gctvuxtvc manufoclur-td by tk CALIFORNIA Fig Syrup Co. SOLD BY ALL LEADING DRUGGISTS one sue only, re jular price 50' per bottle. Western Canada MORE BIO CROPS IN 1908 Another 60,000 set tlers from the United States. New dis tricts opened for set tlement. 320 acres of land tomchspt" tier. 160 free homesteiid and 101) at $3.00 per acre. "A vnat rich roiintry nnd contented proi peroun people." A rit.n l v iiirrrowi.. i Sati.m.xl Editor, ii ViM viiit tt H'tittrn CiHtiia, tit Authii, iivi', tt'. an imii) alien. Many have paid the entire cost of theli farms and had a balance of fiotn $10.00 to $20.00 per acre as a result of one crop. Spring wheat, winter whent, oats, barley, flax and peas are the principal crops, while the wild grasses bring to perfection the best cattle that have ever been sold on the Chicago market. Splendid climate, schools and churches in all localities. Kail ways touch most of the settled districts, and prices for produce sre always good. Lands may also be pur lliased from railway and land companies. For pamphlet. nip and Information re garding" low railway rnlea, apply to Superin tendent of Immigration, Ottawa, Canada, or the authorised Canadinn Government Agent! W.V. BENNETT. 101 N.w Tori lltt Bulldioi. Oaika. Nibnils. Bad Breath. A well-known physician, who undoubtedly knows, declares that bad breath has broken off more watches than bad temper. There are ardent lovers who must sometimes wish their sweethearts presented sweeter mouths to lie kissed. Good teeth cannot prevent bad breath when the stomach is disordered. The best cure for bad breath is a cleansing out of tlie body by use of Lane's Family Medicine (called also Lane's Tea) the tonic laxative. This is a herb medicine, sold la 25a and 50c, packages by drug gists. It saves doctor bills. It cures headache, backache, in digestion, constipation and skin diseases. 25c, at druggist. SICK HEADACHE Positively cured by these Little Pills. They nlao-re-llFTe DIs- treHH from Dyitpepala, la illKi'HllonandToo Heart) EiitiiiK. A perfect rem. city ti.r Uiizliirui, Nam va, IirowHlnexn, Bad TiiNtrlntlic ttimtb.Coat ed T-Mik'iiP, I'nln In th Side, TOItriD LIVER. Iliejr regulate tlie Uuwi-U. Purely Vegetable. SMALL PILL. SMALL DOSE. SMALL PRICE. Genuine Must Bear Fac-Similc Signature REFUSE SUBSTITUTES. W. N. U., OMAHA, NO. 11, 1909. Omaha Directory REVERERUBBER BELTING 4,kya.r,or LEWIS SUPPLY CO., OMAHA M. Spiesberger & Son Co. Wholesale Millinery Th. Best In tha Woit OMAHA, NEB. RUBBER GOODS hi- mall at putpr MYERS-DILLON rlrca. PimhI for free oataloirn. OHUQ OO., OMAHA. Nt Stop Coughing! Nothing bmU down the health M quicuytnupcailivriyuaixmunii IXSiM touih. II ou ht t cough six Mil LUzi li .itmum now. iu in.v.v . It quickly nth riSO'3 CUKE. t, F.mout lot htllt century uths If lelialt. remeiiy Iu eij n, cum., hoanrnrw, broncl.ii'm nm .ik) kimlifi) .ilmenU. I in. lur rlulJrM. ft At all dnutW, 23 cu. fe r ::mi!jisSs .7 I 4t a Maawas B! UAru bKo II I VLK ijlf S" 1 CARTERS TJlTTtE IjlVER jjpjLLS.