ARTFUL DECGAR. Allnu Charity If 1 wore to give you a quarter, what would you say? Wamic'iliiR Jim I should tell every pent !it you were the prettiest lady in all this town. 'l.aundry work nr homo would bo much more satisfactory If the right ytarch were used. In order to ;:;t tho desired stiffness, It Is usually necos nary to use ho much starch that tho lieauty and fineness of the fabric Ib hidden behind a paste of varying tMckness, which not only destroys tho appearance, but alBO affects the wear ing quality of the goods. This trou ble can bo entirely overcome by using Defiance Starch, as it can be applied much more thinly because of Its great er strength than other makes. No Temperament. "Ono of your daughters married an artist, did she not?" "Yea, and he beats her dreadfully." VTho urtlstlc temperament. Who did lier bister marry?" "A coal heaver, and he loves her de votedly and never glv s her a cross word." "How uneventful life must seem with nn unthinking clod llko that." Houston I'osl. $100 Reward, $100. Tli" rcfnlin nf till paper will be Hi-iuiiI to Wrfl llml there H ftt ic;i-l one dn-nititl iINmj' tluit pm-nre Iiah (Hrii alile U i'uro In nil nn r-eim-, hiuI thai iff nl:irrli. Hull's (:itirrti I urn iit the only icinlv run' now kumwi n Hie miilu al Irnieriilly. lut.-irrli th'tnn a riii-4llt.ltl.ili:il (lliwviwe. titillrrn n riili-litll-IiiiimI tri-.ii'Mi nl . 1 1 :i I I'm (iiturrh turn In taken in t'Tiutllv. mil r; illrniiy iiin (lie lltuil will niiii-uiis iirfii-es of the ntrtn, thTrtiy ititilroyimi the fmitiil ill.m nf tin dlxniMt, anil ulvliu tin- :Uleut atrenutli liy liiiiMlntt up the eoiiHiltutlnn nml n-nt-liii n.iliire tn ilnim; it.i work. 'I li" nirli tirH Imx'O Mi nnirh fnlth In IU rurntlve pn-AiTi lli:it th'-y trti-r -me HutiilrM linli.im d-r ruiv c:im Unit 11 lalts to cure. rM'iitl lor list et ti -itininnl.ilH A'lilr.-ss I.J. riil'NIiV ft to., loli-ilu.O. Solil hy Hll lTUC'TINtM. 7r.r. 'like Hull's l'uuilly 1 'II Is for miMIatloa. A Last Resort. "Tho young heiress 1 told you of refused her tout wooer with fear and trembling." "Why so?" "lie threatened that If she would not have him he would do something desperate." "Well, did he?" "lie did. lie went to work." Balti more American. A New Standard. "I knew they were pulling on aim They let on that their silverware was all solid and now tho whole world knows It Isn't." "How did It come out?" "Burglars broke Into their house the other night and didn't take u thing." Detroit Freo Press. Asthmatic, Read This. If you arc afflicted witlt Asthma write me at once nml learn of njnirlliing for which von will be grateful the rect. of voiir life. J. i. Mi'lhide. Stella. N'ehr. A lazy man makes as much fuss when he has a little Job of work on liand as an old hen do." who Is try ing to raise ono chick. ONLY ONK "MIOMO Ol'IMSK." Trim Is I.AXA'I'IV H Itlio.MO IJIMMNB. Ix.k fm llv ulunaiurd nf K. W . fildiVK. I wit llio World tet ui Cure a Cold In ono l';ir. iV. A man win) needs advice Is apt to .get tho kind he doesn't want. Lewis' Sinele Hindi r straight 5o. M.wy smokers prefer tlictn to 10c rij;:ira. Your dealer or Jwis' Factory, lVori.i, 111. Things past may rot recalled. Llvy. bo repented but Taking Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Columbiio. Ohio. "I liavo taljen Lvdin K. rinkhuni's VeKftablo Ctni- I pouiul (1 ti r i ti r clKititi ot 1110. jiy doctor told mo it was Rood, mid Hince takinjr it 1 feel so much belter that I can tlo all my work atzain. I think Lydia H. I'inUham's VrVpetablo ('0111. iKiiiiid a line remedy for all woman's troubles, nutl I never forget to tell inv friends what it has done tor mo. Mrs. I), Hanson-, 304 Last Long St., Coluinbus. Oliio. Another Woman Helped, tinmiteville, Vt "I was passim? through the Chantreof Lil'eaudsulVered f row nervousin'ss and other nnwvyintf symtoiiis. J.yilia K. rinkhain's ep'. table Compound restored myheallhand istrenirth.iiiid proved worth inountauis of nold to 1110. For the sake of other snlTcriiiif women 1 am williiux you should publish my letter." Mits. 'u.M.,r.i.s JJaiu lav, U.F.D., Ciranit ville, Vt. Women who are passing throuph tliis rritieal period or who me sutlerini; front any of those distressing ills pe culiar to their Bex should not lose sight of the fact that for thirty years Lydia V.. J'inkliani's Vegetable Compound, which is niado from roots and herbs, lias been the standard remedy for feniali! !!!. In almost every commu nity you will lind women who havo '"WVn restored to health by Lydia L. l'iukliaui's Vcjj'ctablo Coaipuuiid. I TRAFFED DY AMIGOS STORY OF THE BATTLE FOR LIFE IN THE PHILIPPINES. Lieut. Erynton'a Command Encoun ter Treacherous Band Men Are Exhausted from Exertions on Tramp. BY MARY HELEN FEE. Ilymton's glance took In tho inert yose of his men, and he groaned. A iorpornl near stirred and sat up, giv ing, as he did so, a quirk elance around that betrayed strained nerves. "All asleep," murmured Ityrnton. "Can't you rest?" "No," replied Mitford, nho In a low tone. He crossed over to where his superior olhcer su't. "Hut It's well 1 bey can sleep," nodding at tho men. "I'm sorry for the first guard to-night." "And tho last," ntlded Py niton. "I dare say we'll be rushed at dawn. I'm dead tired myself; ch'an crazy; don't know why I don't drop in my tracks." Mitford gazed at the serene heavens, and tho shadowed earth lying below the high plateau where the small de tachment of army men rested. "It's Christmas day," he suld, slow ly. "I't 1110 see we're 121-1 hours ahead of tliein. It's dawn at home, 11 niton; and there's probably snow! snow!" He dropped his hand, and in an eestacy of Imagination, crum bled a bit of earth In his fingers. It's all soft and white and furry !" And Kthel's going to early church, with her cheeks red as apples above her sealskin collar," Ilyrnton went on, following the lead. "And they've got the library locked so the kids won't see tho tree till lifter breakfast " "Hot rakes and maple syrup!" in terjected Mitford. "And my Christinas letter is lying by her plat 0 " "And we're here," said Mitford, bit terly, "in a (lod forsaken land- hungry, exhausted with fighting, look ing for a bolo rush at dawn." "It's what we wanted," was Hyrn- ton's response. "Was there one of us that did not pray for active serv ice?" "Yes, but we wanted a chance to fl.ijht, nnd Instead we're put up to be trappetl and hacked; We're looking for an enemy In uniform, armed with a gun; Anierienn humane sentiment can endure the thought of killing him. Hut If a man is using his bolo at the roadside, and says 'nmlgo,' (friend), we mustn't touch him. I don't believe thero nre GOO uniforms In the whole Island. Everybody Is enemigo, by Jove, and we ve col to walk through 'nn with our harv In our pockets and our humane wc,H- mnnts In our miintonnnr-na It I. service! It's providiirr sport for HfJ plao devils. I've got. Blake's shrieks in my ears now!" "Ho was white man, paid $1.1 month and his rations to demonstrate to theso Filipinos the civilized notion of war. Wonder if they have any in tentlon of taking; the lessnn. 1 wish they'd begin on this trip!" Byrnton kicked out bis foot with an Impatient exclamation, and his sword fell nois ily against .Minora s rule. Hair a dozen men Jumped to their feet. "Lie down, men all's will! Fine tension on a man's nerves if ho ran wake nt a sound like that after what we've gone throir.'.h with to-day!" The men settled back Into position with tender handling of rllles. Dill cor and corporal sat in silence. listen lug to the breathing of the sleepers. "Book!" said Byrnlon, softly, point lug upward. "It Is snow overhead, If not under foot, anyway." The moon hiiir; clear and bright In ine suy. ine mid heavens were ono glistening field of piled whiteness cool and frosty as a burled prairie. In Its purity and peace tho scent brought a message of hope to the wearied men. "A Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!" said Mitford, softly They clasped hands for an instant; then the corporal lapsed into soldier saluted, and went to rest. Byrnton sat long after Mitford left though his eyeballs smarted for sleep and bis tired body ached. He might rhare the fat Lines and perils of his men, but they could not share his re sponsibilities. Ills little detachment sent out originally as a searching party, had accomplished Its mission In discovering the mutilated corps of their fellows; then, cut off from their own base, they could only light blindly through to the western coast This last day had been a crownln horror, nnd Byrnton knew that his men, starving, footsore, exhausted, could endure little more. They hail lost nil trails, the country apparently was uninhabited. They dared not scatter to beat the suiToundln:; brush, and even hed they done so, the search would have discovered only mumbling women and a few naked babies. They had stumbled upon a bit of trail, mid the beaten earth gave no hint of the bamboo structure beneath. Fortunately, (lie natives had not built strongly enough, and It gave way be fore llie full weight of the men was upon it. Blake and Jcrrold, only, touched It before It went down. Jer rold, poor wretch, was spared by his own revolver, which discharged anil sent a bullet through his brain; hut Blake was impaled upon bamboo stakes at the bottom. Ills 1 bricks and prayers to be put out of his mis cry tilled the leafy silence. The monkeys chattered at the noise, an I the breathless nlr stirred slightly as If nature sighed at the ugouy of her child. With bonds nf pt rsplratlon standing on their faces they bad worked lo extract hlui, while half their miii;ber stood tit guard, await Injj the rush that did not come. When merciful death released the sufferer, they reluct ant'v left hU mantled body, nnd pushed on for the bar mountain top, knowing well that In ten minutes the bushejt would be full of peeping faces wonwn, ten-year-old boys with bolos, brawny naked "taos" all come to mutilate and insult the helpless bodies they had snared. It was close on dawn when Mitford, who was on guard, clasped a soldier by the foot, In accordance with direc tions given by Byrnton the night be fore. The man wakened and grasped a follow, who In turn communicated the signal. Silently they rolled Into a circle, each man with heels to the center and lying on his rlllo. At a low signal, he pickets fell bucti slightly. Thus they awaited the rush which Byrnton had anticipated at the dawn. It came with the first crimson streaks and before It was light enough for the enemy to perceive that pickets had fallen In and the Americans wer ready for them. There was a fierce oncoming of shrieks and hacking bolos. It lasted perhaps three min utes. Then the bolo men fell back, from n devastating fire, leaving dead and wounded to twice tho number they had attacked. 'Two sentries who had been overtaken before they could get In constituted the American loss. To the comfortable citizen unfold lug the morning paper over his coffee, the telegraphic Hem Is gratifying: American loss, 2; Filipino, 45." But to the soldiers who had lived the struggle, those two men seemed a preposterous, an unholy price for the score or more naked savages. 'We can't bury them,", said Byrn ton, bitterly, and we can t pursue. I think the brutes have had enough for one day unless there s a rresn gang every five miles. The business of this outfit In Its present condition Is to get over these hills as fast as we can, and put something Inside of us If we can get it." Light headed from hunger, they worked their way over the next moun tain. They found a few bananas, and the men slaked their thirst ut brooks and even In caribao wallows. By eight o'clock the tropic sun was blistering; by ten, ull nature was drooping and lifeless. Byrnton noted the growing weakness of his soldiers, and the pitiful, sidelong glances with which one, a youngster of 22, seemed to question his probable action. At last the boy stopped with a gasp. It's-110 use, lieutenant, he sobbed. "I can't go another step." Ho tried to stand at attention, buf his legs crumpled under him, and with a ghastly look, 'he sank in a horrid, trembling heap. His bead bobbed mennlnglessly for a second, then lopped over. "Put out sentries, and let the men rest." ordered Byrnton, lidding: "I can't leave the poor devil till he comes to his senses; must give him that much of a show, and he can save the last cartridge for himself. There are no two men or four men here, who can carry hltn." The relieved men dropped to the ground, panting. ' Byrnton sat long, staling nt the grassy peaks above, at the forests that crept up their sides, nt the clear cut brilliance of every thingthe bluest of skies, the green est of verdure, the most dazzling of sunshine. Suddenly ho sprang to his feet. "Fin damned if I'm going to die-like a trapped animal, or let my men do It, either! Mitford, take the three strongest men, and go into the brush. Bring me the first native you can col larman, woman or child!" In a scant half hour Mitford and the three men came back, dripping with perspiration nnd leading a swar thy native woman and u, boy of con sltlernbly fairer complexion, whose face bespoke him a Spanish mestizo (half-breed). The two had been caught while taking their noonday siesta , nnd neither seemed much frightened. Byrnton gave one quick contemptu ous glance at tho woman's stupid countenance, but brightened at the alertness of the boy's expression. "Question the boy bo probably speaks Spanish." A soldier, In fair Yisayan, began tho examination. SiiwiJIanoously the two began to whine: '7ni bot!" "They pretend 6ry don't under stand. Mebbe they don't. I don't back my Yisayan" Ho scratched at a niosipilto bile, nnd looked help lessly about. "Hondo barrio?" said Byrnlon, sharply, to tho lad. The boy spread his hands, and looked around. "Am bot," ho rt1 peated. Byrnton bit his lip. Then he cut a pliable bamboo. "I suspect, young man." ho said. In rather mangled Spanish, "that you understand Spanish; that your father Is u mestizo teniento (deputy) of some barrio (village), nnd likely as not a captain of Insunectos. We want your barrio first, because wo want something to eat; and we would like to find hint because we need Informa tion and gtiltles. 1 nnt nolng to ques Hon you In s-panlsh, and 1 11 liven up your memory by a pood Hcklng If works poorly. Hondo barrio?" "Ho understands ull right," said Mitford. "He tiled to keep his fuce wooden, hut the eyes told." "So It seemed to me," agreed Byrn ton. "Now, young man, tlondo bar Ho?" The hoy walled "am hot, but two strokes of the bamboo changed this to "Ij as." "O, you do understand! How far?" The hoy finally admitted that his father was an officer of Instirreetos, nnd with about 20 of his men was nt the biirtio. whore there was niucha fiesta (great feast). "So that's why they haven't beea after us all day," commented Byrnton "Thutik Hod for the church' In tha Philippines! It has Its good uses, no 111; t (iNti.t'l'i-ur) (lYpyrlKht, by iuat ull IS. Uowlra.) Wfflfistt : fi'l, f!'iM 'if II jI -ii , : d THE model at tho left Is of silk, trimmed with tucked hands, buttons and but tonholes of the same. The guimpe is of tucked tulle and lace Insertion nnd the untlersleeVes are of the tulle tucked lengthwise. The model at the right is of coarse trimmed with bands of black silk luce underslceves are of white lace. TIMELY CHAT ABOUT CORSETS. Highly Expensive Article Not Always the Best Proposition. The sales of thin things are bewil dering. Bargains such as we have never had are before us to day, says a writer In a fashion magazine. I had ust written an order to send off by mail when chance led me downtown and there I saw corsets at one dollar worth three and even five dollars. Did you know that the high round bust corset, low under the arms, was the correct thing? It Is the most suit able for the tight-fitting basques dare wo call them that? The long hip, graceful curve to the outlines, not a distinct waist lino, but the flowing curve of beauty, distinguishes the new- corset. A feature of the high bust is that a gather string draws It round at the lop, making a fine form shape. It. has a straight front and fits to the perfec tion of comfort. So many have thought they could not exist or look trim without a $20 or even higher-priced fitted corset. In fact, 1 havo known some to pay $50 a thing that my thrift would not permit, as good cor sets a plenty can be had for $10 nnd les3. However, as I was saying, many have quit the expensive made to order and have set nbout finding out what good shape will fit them In the ready-to-wears. Far better, they argue, a neat and clean corset once a month at two dollars more or less than a dear article which must last a year and bo cleaned nnd cleaned again. Truly the corset sales nro a tempta tion. Tho materials are very pretty, silk and satin, with shot spots In white or in the pale color. Tiny rose buds, daisies or fancy figures in bro endo are both dainty and charming, and all on the bargain counters. Sleeve News. New sleeves are made of lace dyed to match the gown trimmed with Inser tions of tucked batiste, which has also been dyed lo match. Cne odd sleeve of linen has been cut out and em broidered until only a cobweb of the linen is left over the arm, showing un derneath a plain-fitted sleeve of chif Jon, edged nt the bottom with a plait ed chiffon frill. Another sleeve Is niado of bands of thin cloth stitched flatly on to a plain sleeve of chiffon that band, of course running cross wise the arm. Another sleeve Is made of batiste showing the tiniest of cross- wlso tucks. It opens up the outside of the arm, tho edges being cut In seal- lops, buttonholed that Is, embroi dered on the edge, and buttoned to gether. Flower Chains on Her Ball Gown. One of the daintiest evening gowns seen this winter was on a belle at the New York charity ball. It was of deep yellow satin covered wita fine I-roach lace. At Intervals on the lace were mo tifs In sliver lace, outlined In silks of many shades, blue, green, lavender, deep red, orange and yellow. 1 he shading was done finely and the colors seemed to blend. A baud of sprint; flowers, like the daisy chains little girls love to put on their straw hats, outlined the edge of tin bodice, and similar flowers formed a chaplet. Colored Embroidery on Towels. There Is a strong revival of colored embroidery on linen toweling. Dull blue, soft browns, plr.k nnd faded green Initials are now seen in hand some towels. These letters are worked In the middle of the end of the towel, nnd can easily be done ut home by even the beginner In cribroldoiy. Oriental Print Hnglncs. Cotton prints In Imitation' of the real Fast Indian fabrics ire now found In all department stores. These make very effective hangings. They are not expensive, they wash veil and they ptvo to nn otherwise pbin bedroom 11 warm p.nd cheivful ( ITtvt nt very lib tie cost. Mdd black tulle, made with fine plaits and and light blue liberty. The yoke and FOR HEALTH AND GOOD LOOKS. Correct Position in Standing and Sit ting Is .Important. Oood carriage not only means good looks but good health. The Importance of standing, sitting and walking cor rectly cannot be overestimated and 13 uitin ly ono of personal responsibility. Children should be trained into proper postures, but if early training lias been neglected, then It behooves the riouehy and Etoop-shoiildered to get busy. It is not as hard as ono would think to have a graceful carriage, though to read many of the requirements of the beauty doctors a fully equipped gym nasium and unlimited timo would seem requisites. A few simple rules faith fully followed will quickly Improve the most awkward bearing. To stand well remember to keep tho chest high, knees straight, abdomen In and hips back and the feet Inclined at an angle of about 90 degrees. 'With chest, knees and hips in their prop er places the feet will generally look after themselves. To walk well and easily maintain the same position of chest, abdomen and knees and let tho BWing como from tho hips. In climbing a bill or stairs keep the trunk straight and chest tip, raise yourself from the flat of the foot and do not bend forward in mounting. To sit gracefully and comfortably, even without supporting the back, so- lect. a chair that fits; one that will en able you to sit with the lower part of the spine against the back of tho chair and the feet on tho floor. In this position the chest can not drop, nor docs the back tire readily. EVENING BODICE FOR GIRL This dainty little bodice is in soft cream satin, to match the skirt. For the bodice part, tho satin Is simply draped over the shoulders, nnd brought to tho center of back and front In soft folds. A chiffon tucker Is Inserted In front. The sleeves are slightly rucked, and finished at the elbow by narrow frills, nnd a ribbon taken round nnd tied in a bow nt the side. Gold ball fringe edges the armholes, resting over the top of sleeve. Material, required: 2 yards satin 42 Inches wide, l'i yard ball fringe, V yard rblffon, 2 yards ribbon. Precento for Baby. An acceptable pres-nt for a baby is the sets of tllyer safety pins that conic on threo rings tied together with a ribbon. Kach ring contains a dozen of tho plus, and all the dozens differ in size. For the rubber blanket used on tho crib there are slips the exact slzo made with small buttons and holes so that a fresh one may be put on with llttle'troMlile. These must bear tho embroidered Initials of the new arrival. A NURSE'S EXPERIENCE. Backache, Fairs in the Kitneys, Bloat ing, Etc., Overcome. A nurse is expected to know what to do for common ailments, and wom en who suffer baek ache, constant lan guor, and other com mon symptoms of kidney complaint, should bo grateful to Mrs. Minnie Turner, of K. B. St., Anadarko, Okla., for pointing out the way to find quick relief. Mrs. Turner used Doan's Kid ney Pills for a run down condition, backache, pains In the sides and kid neys, bloated limbs, etc. "Tho way they havo built me up Is simply mar velous," says Mrs. Turner, who Is a nurse. "My health Improved rapid ly, rive boxes did so much for me I am telling everybody about it." Sold by all dealers. HO cents a box. Foster-MUburn Co.. Buffalo, N. Y. DURING THE SHOPPING. Maude Men are getting so deceit ful, you can't trust your best friend. Percy And what's worse, you can't get your best friend to trust you. Thanks to the Burglar. The dark lantern flashed through the llat. Then came the gleam of a revolver. "Hands tip!" hissed tho head of the family. "You're a burglar." "Y-yes," gasped the intruder, as ho faced the cold steel. . "What have you stolon?" "Your wife's pug dog." "H'ni. Kr if that's all you may 6neak out quietly." "Ami your niotherln-law's parrot." "You don't say. Well, here is some loose change." "And your daughter's phonograph.'' "Good! Here's some mora loose change." "Also your son's punching bag." "What! Groat Scot, man, como out to the library and I'll open a special bottle." Tit-Bits. Lese Ma jest e. A teacher in one of the schools of Berlin has given to the papers of that city a composition written by ono of the pupils in his school on the sub (ect, "The Kaiser," in the course of Aiiich the young author says: "l'rlnco Wllhelm was born on the kaiser's birthday. From the dome of the cas tle 101 salute shots were fired. Tho old grandfather and old Wrangel hopped in';o a cab and went to tho sehloss, and old Wrangel said: 'Tho boy is nil right,' nnd the father mado a bow from the balcony, and it was awful cold. And when the boy was baptized his father held his watch In front of the litle fellow's nose, and ho grabbed it and never let go again, be cause be is a Ilohenzollern." Truthful Bessie. There had been a lovers' quarrel and It was his first visit In two weeks. "I guess you know there was a dif ference between your sister and my self?" he ventured, trying to pump tho little sister. "Yes, indeed," responded tho latter without hesitation. "Well er tlo you think Clara will make up when she comes down?" Litle Bessie leaned over nearer and whispered: "She ought to, Mr. Bilkins. She 19 upstairs niiiklng up now." CONGENIAL WORK And Strength to Perform It. A j.rson In good health is likely to have a genial disposition, anibltlou, and enjoy work. On the other hand, if tho digest ivo organs have been upset by wrong food, work becomes drudgery. "Fnt 11 recently," writes a Washing ton girl, "1 was a railroad stenog rapher, which means full work every day. "Llko many other girls alone In a largo city, I lived nt a boarding house. For breakfast it was mush, greasy meat, soggy rakes, black coffee, etc. " "After n few months or this diet I used to feel sleepy and heavy In tho mornings. My work seemed a ter rible effort, nnd I thought the work was to blame too arduous. "At homo I had heard my father speak of a young fellow who went long distances In the cold 011 Crape Nuts nnd cream nnd nothing more for breakfast. "I concluded if it would tido him over a morning's heavy work, it might help me, no on my way homo one night I bought a packago nnd next morning- I had Grape-Nuts nnd milk for breakfast. "I stuck to Crape Nuts, and in less than two weeks I noticed improve ment. I can't Just tell how well I fell, but I remember I used lo walk tho 12 blocks to business and knew how good It was simply to live. "As to my work well, did you ever fool ta delight, of having congenial work and the strength to perform It? That's how 1 felt. 1 truly bellevo there's life and vigor In every grain of Grape-Nuts." Name given by Tostum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. Bead "The Road to Well ville," in pkgs. "There'u a Benson." Tver reml lie iiIhup Irttirf A new fine miitenr frmii time time, 'I dry are arniilin-, true, nml full vf liumuu IntrrrtiU 'A Pv iflL