The news-herald. (Plattsmouth, Neb.) 1909-1911, February 22, 1909, Image 7

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    DRAFT OF BANK BILL.
I
THE NEWS IN BRIEF.
CAN CONSUMPTION CE CUREDT
BROKEN REST.
The
Exceptional
Equipment
of the California Fig Syrup Co. and the
scientific attainments of its chemists have
rendered possible the production of Syrup
of Figs and Elixir of Senna, in all of ha
excellence, by obtaining the pure medic
inal principles of plants known to act most
beneficially and combining them most
skillfully, in the right proportions, with
its wholesome and refreshing Syrup of
California Figs.
As there is only one genuine Syrup of
Figs and Elixir of Senna and as the gen
uine is manufactured by nn original
method known to the California Fig Syrup
Co. only, it is always necessary to buy the
genuine to ge t its beneficial effects.
A knowledge of the above facts enables
one to decline imitations or to return 'ihetn
if, upon viewing the package, the full name
of the California FigSyrupCo. is not found
printed on the front thereof.
NOT FOR HIM.
7ULL COMMITTEE, HOWEVER,
MAKE SOME CHANGES.
IS READ SECTION BY SECTION
l -'Mi.:
"Now, boy, this Is Important! It's
an Invitation to dinner!"
"Thanks, boss. Hut I can't accept
Wo dress suit's In hock!"
IN AGONY WITH ECZEMA.
Whole Body a Mass of Raw, Bleeding,
Torturing Humor Hoped Death
Would End Fearful Suffering.
In Despair; Cured by Cuticura.
"Words cannot describe the terrible
eczema I suffered with. It broke out
on my head and kept spreading until
it covered my wholo body. I
was almost a solid mass of sores from
Head to loot. I looked more like a
piece of raw beef than a human be
lng. The pain and agony endured
seemed more than I could bear. Wood
and pus oozed from the great sore on
my scalp, from under my finger nails
and nearly all over my body. My
ears were so crusted and swollen 1
was afraid they would break off
Every hair in my head fell out. 1
could not sit down, for my clothes
would stick to the raw and bleeding
flesh, making mo cry out from tho
pain. My family doctor did all ho
could, but I got worse and worse. My
condition was awful. I did not think
I could live, and wanted death to
come and end my frightful sufferings
"In this condition my motherln-law
hedged me to try the Cuticura Rem
edies. I said I would, but had no hope
or recovery, uut oh, what blessed re
lief I experienced after applying Cuti
cura Ointment. It cooled the bleeding
. and itching flesh and brought me tho
'.first real sleep I had had in weeks. It
was as grateful as ice to a burning
tongue. I would batho with warm
water and Cuticura Soap, then apply
the Ointment freely. I also. took Cuti
cura Resolvent for the blood. In a
Bhort time the sores stopped running,
the flesh began to heal, and I knew I
was to get well again. Then the hair
on my head began to grow, and in a
short time I was completely cured.
1 wish I could tell everybody who has
eczema to use Cuticura. Mrs. Wm.
Hunt, 135 Thomas St., Newark, N. J.,
Sept. 28, 1908."
Putter Drug A them. Corp., Sola Props., Bolton.
The Proposition Calling for a Constl
tutional Convention Miscellan
eous Legislative Matters.
His Sole Limitation.
"Do you know what I'd laik to be?"
asked Rastus of the commercial trav
eler who was stopping at tho wayside
hotel.
"No," said the commercial traveler,
"What? A millionaire?"
"No, Bah," said Rastus.
"A lawyer?"
"Oh, no, sah. Not dat."
"A doctor?"
"No, sah."
"What then?" asked the commercial
traveler.
"I'd laik to be a preacher, sah,"
Itastus said.
"Well, then, why don't you?" asked
the commercial traveler.
"I can't, sah," replied Rastus, "bo
causo I ain't got no frock roat."
The joint committee on banks
agreed to the banking bill as pre-
ared by the subcommittee, and an
nounced that tho hilt would be intro
duced in tho house Wednesday. The
measure was read section by section,
and each member of the commltteo
agreed to its provisions, after making
ono or two minor changes..
The guaranty fund was changed
from a levy equal to one-half of 1
per cent ou the average dally depos
its, to be followed by semi-annual
levies of one-twentieth of 1 per cent,
to two levies of one-half of 1 per cent,
mado July 1, limit, and January 1,
l'.tlO, and followed by semiannual
levies' of one-twentieth of 1 per cent.
A further provision is to the effect
that from July, 1909, to January, 1910,
the guaranty fund shall never be less
than one-half of 1 per cent of the av
erage daily deposits. If for any rea
son the funds should be depleted be
low this amount the state hanking
board shall make levies on the capital
stock, which shall not be more for the
year than 12 per cent of the deposits.
After January, 1910. the fund shall
never he less than 1 per cent of the
average daily deposits.
The Immediate payment provision
in the bill is as follows:
'The claims of depositors for de
posits shall have prioritv over all
other claims, except federal, state
county iind municipal taxes, and sub
ject to such taxes shall be a first lien
on all the assets of the banking cor
poration from which they are due,
and then under receivership, Including
the liability of stockholders, and upon
proof thereof, they shall be paid Im
mediately out, of the available cash
in the hands of a receiver.
"If the cash in tho hands of the re.
reiver, available ror such purposes,
be insufficient to pay the claims' of
depositors, the court in which the re
celvershlp is pending or a judge there,
of, shall determine the amount to sup.
ply tho tleticlency and cause the same
to bo certified to the state hanking
board, which shall thereupon draw
against tho depositors' guarantee fund
in the amount required to supply such
deficiency, and shall forthwith trans
mit tho same to the receiver, to be
applied on the said claims of the de
posltors." j
The banking hoard shall consist of
tho governor, attorney general and
auditor, the governor being given full
power to make all appointments,
which shall include: Secretary of the
banking board, at $3,000 a year; clerk
at $l,5on a year; unlimited number of
examiners, at $1,800 a year; to be paid
out of tho general fund of the state.
ine mil speciiios that the reserve
fund shall be 20 per cent of the de'ios-
its, of which three-tenths shall be lit
rash In the vaults, and in towns ex
reeding iij.uoo population the reserve
shall bo 25 per cent, of which three-
tenths shall be In rash In the vaults.
Savings banks shall have a reserve of
per cent.
A majority or the directors of any
Dam; snail reside in the countv or
counties adjacent thereto and they
shall own onetwenUnth of the stock
In hanks of a capital of less than $50,-
000 and $3,000 of the stock in banks
of over $:i0,000 capita!.
ihe ijin carries the emergency
clause.
G
laundry wort at homo would b
much more satisfactory if the right
Starch were used. In order to get tho
desired stiffness, it is usually neces
sary to use bo much starch that the
beauty and fineness of the fabric is
hidden behind a paste of varying
thickness, which not only destroys the
appearance, but also affects tho wear
ing quality of tho goods. ThlB trou
ble can be entirely overcome by using
Defiance Starch, as it can ho applied
much more thinly becatiBO of its great
er strength than other makes.
Her Extreme Goodness.
Tho husband of a beloved deceased
m-ifn rama to seo her bust.
"Look at it well," said the sculptor,
"nn.t as it is only in clay I can alter
It if necessary."
Tim widower looked at it carefully
Avlth tho most lender interest. "It la
her very self," ho said. "Her large
nosethe sign of goodness!" Then,
bursting Into tears, be added: "Sh
w!i9 no eood! Mako the noso a little
larger!" Llpplncott'B.
No matter how eloquent you may bo
talking to your Father In heaven,
will not balance a rour disposition
jour family here. Henry F. Cope.
Passed Upon by Attorney and De
clared Constitutional.
The Nebraska bank guaranty bill
ha been lompleted by the mibcommlt
teo appointed to draft it. It has been
passed upon by Judge I. L. Albert, de
clared constitutional, and Is now
ready for Introduction In the house
and senate. The Joint banking com
mittee must pass upon it, however,
In fore it ts introduced.
The Mil provides for the imiucdla'e
payment of depositors after a verifica
tion of accounts, creates un unlimited
guaranty fund, with 2 per cent the
maximum levy in one year, substitutes
the governor for the treasurer upon
the state banking board; provides for
maximum interest of 4 per cent to bo
paid on deposits; 'provides for lucor
norated banks onlv: does uway with
the receiver and substitutes 'n trustee
re-creates the commercial savings
bank; provides for at least two bank
examinations a year, with stockhold
ers to qualify for double their stocK.
It is un overhauling of tho present
banking law with the guaranty section
added. The guarantee section is a
follows:
For tho purpose of providing a
guaranty fund for the protection u
depositors in banks, every corpora
tion, partnership, firm and individual
engaged in the business of blinking
under tho laws of this state shall be
subject to assessments to be levied,
kept, collected and applied as herein
after provided.
Section .r.. Within thirty days after
the taking effect of this act ami o;i
December 1. 1909, and on June 1 anil
December 1 of each year thereafter
every corporation so nn aioresam en
gaged in banking shall make a state
ment in writiu?, verified by tho oath
of the president, vice president or
cashier, showing the average daily de
posits for the preceding six months
In the respective banks of such corpor
ation, partnership, firm or individual
and on the first day of the month next
following the date fixed for the mak
ing and filling of such statements, the
State Ranking board shall levy as
sessments against the capital stock of
each corporation governed by the pro-
visions hereof, as follows: Within
sixty days from the taking effect of
this act one-half of 1 per cent of the
average daily balances, exclusive oi
public moneys otherwise secured of
the respective banks as shown by
their first statements of such bal
ances, required to be filed by tho pro
visions of this section. On January 1,
1910. one-fourth of 1 per cent of said
btilances, as shown by the said state.
ments, required to be filed on Decem
ber 1, 1909; July 1, 1910, one-fourth of
1 per cent of said balances, as shown
by said statements, required to be
filed on June 1 of said year, and on
January 1 and Juno 1, 1911, and of
each year thereafter one-twentieth of
1 per cent computed on said balances,
as shown by the respective state
ments, required to be filed last pre
ceding such assessment.
Several member who expressed
themselves are opposed to the bill In
its present rorm ana promise, u inei
subcommittee Insists upon Introducingj
it without change, to make a tignt
One Bectlon of the bill not published
provides that nil tho banks In the
state which come under the provisions
of the bill shall be examined inime
dlately upon the taking effect of the
law. This will necessitate tho appoint
ment of an army of examiners In or
der to get tho work dono in any rea
sonnble lenjth of time.
St.-.te Wide Prohibition.
Representative Noyes of Cass has
Introduced a bill to that effect. The
measure puts the state on an abso
lute prohibition basis.
Returns from the local option vote
in Sili. lmrle county. New York, show
that only two towns, Mlddloburg and
Seward, voted license. The oilier
towns, so far ns reported, voted in
favor of no license.
Woman's suffrage legislation Is out
of tlx- question in Oklahoma for two
years. The senate by a vole of 21 to
l. Mitalnrd tho. unfavorable report of
the ronimittee on tin bill granting
suffrage to both sexes.
The house of representatives of
.Montana by a vote of 112 to 21 re
jected the senate miscegenation bill
which forbids intermarriage between
Caucasians and Africans, Mongolians
and persons of African or Mongolian
descent.
fh New Mexico and Arizona stale-
nood lull, which passed the House
M.iuday, was referred by the senate
to the rtniiniltoe on territories. If. Is
not believed that It will be reported
cill t r favorably or adversely dining
the pit seal session.
Mrs. Joel Myers of Copley, O., Is the
first woman in the country to claim
the pension that was suggested by a
Missouri fanner in 1'rostdont Roose
volt's message on farm life for the
mother who has seven living sons
born on American soil.
The only woman to register thus far
as a legislative lobbyist in Missouri ib
Miss Charlotte H. Forester, president
of the Missouri State Nursery associa
tion. She announced her Intention to
work for measures requiring a higher
standard of professional nursing In tho
state.
Statements which Presidentelect
Taft has iniiile to persons who had the
privilege of limited discussion with
him of bis cabinet plans, led to the
conclusion that It Is as gooil as settled
that Judge Jacob M. Dickinson of
Chicago and Tennessee will be secre
tary of war.
Churchmen of Montclalr. N. J., are
planning to open a "model" saloon
similar, to tho one sanctioned for it
time by the late Rishop Potter la New
York. Pi'sldea Ihe spirituous drinks
tho church saloon will furnish coffee
lemonade and soft drinks, as well as
light lunches.
C. M. Carnet." who attempted to
blackmail Lawrence M. Jones, a Kan
sas City (Mo.) merchant, out of $7,000
bjf threniening to blow him to atoms
with a bomb, confessed that he Is
Robert lictijaniin llledsoe and that he
lived on a farm five miles north of Dal
las, Tex. He has a wife and two chil
dren.
It is onlv a matter of months before
Chicago is connected by trolley with
the Twin cities, according to M. W
Savage of Minneapolis, who Is build
lng what la known as the Dan Patch
electric lino from the Twin cities to
Rochester, Minn., and Dubuque, la
where it will connect with interurban
lines to Chicago.
The ISurke bill requiring nil ocean
col nc steamships carrying fifty or
more passengers to be equipped wit::
wireless telegraph apparatus, was
passed by the house of represent
lives The hill prescribes a penalty of
not to exceed $3,000 or imprisonment
for not to exceed one year or both for
violation of Its provisions.
Taking of testimony in the contro
versy between the Hill and Harrliuan
railroads over the opening of tho Port
land gateway has begun in Chicago
before Interstate Commerce Commis
sioner Prouty. The vital question, of
great Importance to the commission.
Is whether of not that body possesses
the power to order railroads to par
tlclpate In through rates.
National Arsociatlon Warns Against
Ufe rf Quack Remedies,
la view of the constant agipitln
and misrepresentation with regard
to the treatment of consumpt it n. tin
Nailon.il Association for the Study
una Prevotlon of Tuberculosis has
lu which It states
cure for this dls
rest. and whole-
Kill Sink's Bill.
Tho house refused to stand for a
bill which would tend to limit the
length of a freight train, even though
its railroad committee recommended
it for passage. It received 41 votes
for and 51 against.
Constitutional Convention.
The senate committee of the whole
by a vote of 17 to 11 recommended for
passage Senator King's joint resolu
tion providing for the submission to
the people- of the state of Nebras'ka
the proposition of calling a constitu
tional convention, the vote to be sub
mitted in 1911, and if carried the next
legislature to provide for the calling
of the convention. However, as a
three-fifths majority is necessary for
passing a resolution of this nature, it
is not thought, that It will pass when
it comes to the third reading.
Senator King argued that Nebraska
ha had the same constitution for a
third of a century, and Hint the state
and conditions had outgrown it. He
suld that ninny laws that were up be
foro the present session, such as the
bill to provide for the raising of the
date fund by taxing corporations,
were unconstitutional under the pres.
rnt constitution, and yet were Impor
tant laws, and were really necessary.
He declared that the governor had
enough work for three men, being on
so ninny boards and holding nil sorts
of offices, from that of game warden to
the head of the state.
Cuts Out Cholera Cure.
For just a few minutes the houso
stood for an appropriation of $5,000
for the distribution of hog cholera
cure und then It killed the bill by In
definitely postponing It. Klllen nnd
Armstrong Insisted on favorable ac
tion on the bill, but Taylor of Custer
wanted to know why the money rould
not be paid out of the appropriation
for the last blennlum. He mado this
a motion and It was adopted, and then
the house Jumped onto the whole bill
nnd butchered It. The death blow was
dealt while many wore trying to
peak.
Home Rule for Omaha.
The Omaha charter bill, with its
emergency clause, and providing for
homo rule for Omaha, passed tho sen-
ote by a vote of ,11 to 1. Senator
Randal of Madison was the only one
to vote against It, doing so bemuse
friends had asked it.
Girl Baby Is Born on Train.
Warsaw, hid., Feb. IS. Claypool
Valentine Miller is the name of a girl
babv born to Mr. and Mrs. Thomas M.
Miller on board the Nickel Plate pas
senger train No. 3 between Sidney and
Paekerton, Intl., yesterday. The par
ents, with six other children, wero
rn route from near Fort Wayne, where
they had resided for several years on
a farm, to Nonh Dakota. The train
trimmed at Clavnool and the mother
was taken to the Claypool hotel. In
close nroxlmltv to the Nickel Plato
station.
THE MARKETS.
Will Use Carnegie Money.
lty a vote of 23 to 8 the senate In
dorsed permission for university pro
fessors to have the benefit of the Car
negie pension fund, which provides
pensions lor oni ana retired pro-
fessoi s.
Friend of Dumb Animals.
Taylor or H'.tchcocic has come ou
as (ho friend of dumb animals, ami In
the house be Introduced three or four
measures' Jn their interest. In H. R,
Bb4 he provides against coursing or
turning loose any dumb animal for
the purpose of allowing dogs to chase
It. H. It. :1S5 provides a penalty for
any person who leaves a wounded
dumb animal in a public place to die
H. R. HSfl provides for the care of
dumb animals Injured In railroad
wrecks, and II. It. "ST forbids picking
fowls while still alive.
Sackett Law Stays on Books.
Senator Howell's effort to repeal the
Sackett law failed In the senate fol
lowing a debate of pome length In
which several senators took occasion
to mako Douglas county the butt of n
number of Jests nnd the Douglas conn
ty members replied begging tho mem
bers In the name of home rule to do
uway with the measure. After noon
adjournment when the bill was taken
up again In committee of the wholn
the senate without more talk gave
the quietus to the net. The house lias
already done the name thing.
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Issued n statement
that the i nly sure
ease Is fresh air.
some food.
Hardly u week passes without some
quack "doctor" or "eminent special
ist," lnforinlnK the public that he has
at last discovered the sure euro for
tuberculosis. After oxamlnliu every
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one or tliese so-railed cures, several
hundred In number, the National
Association states that, one and all,
they are misrepresentations or fakes.
Two Classes of "Cures."
These so-called "cures" art divid
ed Into two general classes, Ihe llrst
class of "cures" Includes the quack
remedies ami nostrums with whlc'i
the public Is beinn constantly de
ceived. Tliese ranue In kind from
Rood whiskey" to pin's blood or
ultraviolet ravs. Some few of them,
for Instance, ure cod liver oil. Hmo
dust. mall, vegetable teas, and num
erous Inhalations of supposed Kerni-
icliles, boildes a larne number of
well known patent and proprietary
medicines and numerous disinfect
ants. None of these are cures for
consumption. They are rather fur
the most part of a dangerous char-
u'tor. ami patients who take tlieiii
mr.y be running a serious rtsu. ( on-
humptlon is caused by a ncriu which
destroys portions of the lunns or
other affected tissues. No drims,
medicines, Inhaled uas, or hoiiie nindo
remedies can. by any menus, kill tho
norm or close up tin cavity In tho
Iuiiks, ns Is so often claimed for
these specillcs. Neither Is It possi
ble to Inhale a sulllcleully strong
germicide to kill the consumption
Kcrm. Such un inhalation would kill
Ihe patient before It would kill tho
Rerm.
Another class of "cures" for con
sumption, by which many people aro
deceived, Inclu les the Hecrel , reme
dies advertised by unscrupulous
'doctors" and "professors" nt tho
heads of so-called "Institutes.' These
people advertise that they ran cure
consumption at home by means of
remedies which lire secret and known
only to them, or sometimes they ad-
vtM-tlse that they can cure ronsumi-
tlon at. the "institute" where he
claims he has a dniK which will
surely cure consumption. A "doctor"
in Minnesota says he has u new
remedy wlliich he himself will ex
ploit for the benefit of humanity. A
Colorado specialist has advertised a
new method of curlni; the disease. A
St. Louis drii'Kist claims to have
found how to "dynamite" tuberculo
sis germs. An "institute" In a west
ern state has been opened recently.
which pretends to cure consumption,
without resort to fresh air treat
ment, largely by means of massage,
osteopathic manipulations and somo
secret methods. Attain, the National
association asserts that the very
fact of secrecy In these cases tends
to discredit the so-called cure. No
responsible physician will find a euro
for disease and refuse to make it
known because of pecuniary motives.
Cure Possible.
These two classes of "cures" aro
not "cures" at nil. Consumption Is n
curable disease, however, and In some
places more than 75 per cent of the
patients under treatment have been
restored to health. The essentials
for the cure of consumption are rest,
fresh air and wholesome food. A
urge number of physicians have been
working for years to perfect a vac
cine, or anti-toxin for tuberculosis.
or to Una some agent such as tuber
culin which will assist lu the cure of
the disease. Thus far,' the experi
ments have not. 'furnished a product
which will either absolutely cure or
prevent consumption, or render tho
patient Ininumo against tin dlseose.
Many of these serums have proved
effective in Increasing the resistance
of the patient and thus helping in the
cure, hut no scientist of repute to
day claims to have discovered a tu
berculin which will produce a cure
without the combined aid of fresh
air, rest and wholesome food. For
information address Nebraska Asso
ciation for the Study and Preevntlon
of Tuberculosis, 40S City Hall,
Omaha.
A Back That Aches All Day Disturbs
Sleep at Night.
Thomas N. McCtillotigh. 321 So.
Weber St., Colorado Springs. Colo..
says: Attacks or
backache and kid
ney trouble be
gan to come on
ine, lasting often
for throe weeks
at a time, and I
would be unable
In turn Iti lu-4
Tn ur,i was
jtiich disordered, containing sediment,
nnd my rest was broken at night. Re
lief from these troubles came soon
after I started taking Dean's Kidney
Tills, and continued treatment entire
ly freed mo from kidney trinible. Tho
cure hnu been permanent."
Sold by nil dealers. HO cents a box.
Foster-Mllburn Co., Ilutfalo, N. Y.
HEADING OFF THE CALLER.
Aw.
Pm'VUS a
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Plan for Getting Rid of Life Insur
ance Agents Not Patented.
The bell rang three times, and the
man at the desk hastily reached for a
flannel bandage. This he put round
his neck. Then he arranged a sling,
In which he put one orm, disarranged
his hair, drew down the corners of his
mouth, got out of his chair, and pain
fully limped toward tho door.
"Mr. Jones?" Inquired the well
d rested caller, who opened it at that
moment.
The man with the bandage halt
suppressed a groan.
"Yes, that's my name. What can I
do for you?"
"You appear to bo suffering," said
the Intelligent caller.
"Suffering!" returned the other. "Do
you think I'm doing this for fun? nut
what Is your business, sir?"
"Kr pardon me," stammered the
caller, "I think I'll drop in some other
time eh?" 1 .
"It's some trouble," soliloquized tho
man with tho bandage, as ho removed
the paraphernalia and returned to his
desk. "Hut it Is really the qulckost
way to get rid of these life Insurance
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Easy Come, Easy Go.
A passerby at Rrond and Lombard
streets In Philadelphia once heard
the following dialogue between a la
borer who was digging In a sewer and
a stout, beaming lady with a capacious
market basket on her arm:
"Ah, good niarnln' to you, Pat," said
she leaning over and looking into the
pit. "And what are you doin'?"
"Good marnin', Rridget," ho replied,
looking up. "I'm aearnln' alimony for
yees. And what are you doln'?"
"Sure, I'm aspendln' it," replied
Rridget airily, as she trotted off.
LIppincott's.
A Dire Threat.
It is well known that certain vaga
bonds deslro nothing better, especial
ly when the cold weather comes on,
than to be arrested and locked up, in
order that they may be taken care of
a while. One of this fraternity suc
ceeded in getting himself arrested for
vagrancy, and on the way to tho lock
up be was so much overjoyed by the
prospect of not having to sleep in the
open air that he behaved somewhat
boisterously.
"Keep quiet!" threatened the jrollce-
man; "if you don't, I'll let you go!"
Exchange.
Perquisites.
Hy Whittles! Icks (petched on a bar
rel In Dupay's store, munching a
cracker and reaching for a piece ot
cheese) I do think that If that thar
Andy Carnlggy 'lid give our town a
llb'ry it 'ud become right smart
pop'lar with th' boys. Don't you
think so, Cy?
Cy Duppy I cal'late would pro
vldln' he kept it right well supplied
with crackers and cheese.
FLEET TO TAKE PART IN PARADE
Admiral Sperry Will Send Battalions
to Washington for Inaugural.
Washington. Admiral Sperry sent
by wireless telegraph to the Navy de
partment the names of the battleships
of his fleet, which will remain at an
chor In Hampton Roads until after
March I, in order to send battalion'
from their crews to the Inaugural
parade In Washington. These vessels
are the Connecticut, Virginia, Louisi
ana, Wisconsin. Georgia, Illinois,
Kearsage and Kentucky, the last
three of which will he placed out of
commission on their arrival at their
home navy yards.
Revolting Crime in France.
Marseilles, France. The discovery
of a revolting crime, recalling In de
tail a case which occurcd In Paris In
107, has canst d a sensation here. Tho
body of an 8 year-old girl, torn by
twenty-eight knife wounds and further
milt Muted by burns, h vs been found In
a populous quarter of the city. It waa
learned that the child had been Ill
treated before being killed. A man
who had been living with the girl's
mother, who Is n widow, lias been ur
rested, but hla guilt Is as yet unknown.
GOOD CHANGE
Coffee to Postum.
The large army of persons who have .
found relief from many chronic ail
ments by changing from coffee to
Postum as a dally beverage, Is grow
ing each day.
It is only a simple question of trying
It for oneself in order to know the Joy
of letumlng health aa realized by an
Ills, young lady. She writes:
"I had been a coffee drinker nearly
all my life and it affected my stomach
caused insomnia nnd I was seldom
without a headache. I had heard about
Pot turn and how beneficial It was, so
concluded to quit colfee and try it.
"I was delighted with the change.
I can now sleep well and seldom ever
have headache. My stomach has gotten
strong und I ran eat without suffering
afterwards. I think my wholo system
greatly benefited by Postum.
"My brother also suffered from stom
ach troublo while ho drank coffee, but
now, since using Postum ho feels bo
much better ho would not go back to
coffeo for anything."
Name given by Tostum Co., Battle
Creek, Mich. Rend "The Road to Well
ville," in pkgs. "There's a Reason."
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