The news-herald. (Plattsmouth, Neb.) 1909-1911, January 18, 1909, Image 7
Dog with Tutor and Maid. Nana. ;i French j.oodl. bcUuiKiiig Xv. Mr. Edward Eh-swcrth, a real "estate operator of New York, is sorely the most pampered canine in tWo world. A private room at tho ri:uo hotel, a tutor, a maid, a private lath, and a special menu are auuvm the items on the list of t tie necessaries. if life pio vided for the (log. The tutor Is en gaged to teach Nana tricks mote com plicated than the ordinary Jumping through hoops and "shamming dead," and Nana's food is specially prepared In the servants' Kitchen. DOMESTIC REPARTEE. o mm mm T1 It mm 4 mm .'v. Mr. Knagg Iinfore you met mo you laid you wouldn't marry the best man In the world. Mrs. Knagg And you are the only one who thinks that I broke my word Sure Slan. Mm. Murphy Arrnh! Tis Saterdah night an' th' facth'ry Is closln' down an' Tlmmy don't know whether ho'll git his pay or not. Mrs. Flaherty Here he comes horns now. Mrs. Murphy WIrra! Thin he ain't been paid. Chaucer's House Is Scld. Hartford Manor, Farlngton, Berk shire, England, formerly the homo of the poet Chaucer, and the largest farm on the Pusoy estate, has been sold to tho leaseholder, George llnylls of Wyfield Manor, Newbury, tho largest producer of barley In England. Pusey is said to have been granted to the family of that name by Canute by tenure of a horn, which is still in Douviere I'usey's possession and bears the." Inscription: "Kyng Knoude gave William I'ewso ye horn to held by thy Londe." Laundry work at homo would he much more satisfactory if the right Starch were used. In order 'to get the desired stiffness. It is usually neces sary to use so much starch that the beauty and fineness of the fabric is hidden behind a paste of varying thickness, which not only destroys the appearance, but also affects tho wear ing quality of the goods. This trou-, bio can be entirely overcome by using ' Defiance Starch, as it can be applied much more thinly because of Its great er strength than other makes. Sixty Miles of Logs. The largest, raft of logs ever towed from Nova Scotia to Boston was com posed of enough logs to reach sixty miles, if placed end to end.. It was composed of 7,000 logs, rafted to rether In a mass of 400 feet in length, fifty feet wide and twenty-eight feet In depth. It floated with ten feet of Jogs above water and eighteen feet submerged. Starch, like everything else, is be ing constantly Improved, the patent Starches put cm the market 25 years ago are very different and Inferior to those of the present day. In the lat est discovery Pefinanee Starch all Injurious chemicals are omitted, while the addition o! another ingredient, in vented by us, gives to the Starch a strength nnd smoothness never ap proached by other brands. Increases Liquor Duties. The Hritish government has in creased the duties in spirits for Sierra Leone 25 per cent in response to the agitation concerning liquor traffic In Africa. Starch, like everything else, Is be ing constantly improved, the patent Starches put on the market 25 years ago are very different and inferior to those of the present day. In the lat est discovery Defiance Starch all In jurious chemicals are omitted, while the addition of another Ingredient, in vented by us, gives to the Starch n strength and rnioothness never ap proached by o:her brand.-?. Omaha Directory HMiODSf! www WW ar, l'l ihiilit, IT., '.ml qtinlitr.Kt: wn. wary, ihtiiuiint jt,'i;di1 tpm.iir. fi p ptitTn. 1st uualitr, ?ni r)i::ili1v,t.t. Tntnslnnt a- tlins irum III In 115. I'limpn'ImirM. lt nml Ti'l J'KKH. hi'iirt Mint-In of Imlr with onlor. Hi. ill-prion Uouds '""l ' o. li. mill iirlvlkv" t I'T.inuimlluu MONHEIVS HAIR STORE Mil FARNAM ST., OMAHA. I .t.Ml.lifrt IftO Toom from ?t.iNI ur hIuIc, 7;' rent up (IihiIiIp CAfE PRICES KEASONAU-E M. Spiesberger & Son Co. Wholesale Ellinv?y The Best In the Wait. OMAHA, NEW Dr Hull T & Mirli. Thn Lj M r. I'aitnn iDXI-LJ('i.. 'Mn. Nm, Il-t finilppmf JVntjO tftli' In thr Mi.M'm Vst. !wit.-..i ,-i)tiiiiuK' ilibgrnd. Ih'nhklrr. Iti'iiKHMblo iiriri h DENTISTS RUBBER 00008 t null at iut Priori, f-enil for frr-i Mtnti v'to MYERS-DILLON OHUQ CO.. OMAHA, Hk.HH TIllltAn1 nmnntirtntt cf lolwi Ki"' Hides and Ft.:: " STUN. w Mis MMIMjEllililltrhMMlBr "KNOCKING THE TEETH OUT OF A PIANO." BY HARRIS FRANCIS NOAKE. ARTISTS WORK TOO TECHNICAL. A Tliimr.n Sott-liinl once Lit in n Neihliorliood 1 hat knew mon1 almiit the Warner who Intilt Sleepers, tlmn tlie one wlio wrote Sonatas, and lieM (iratnl Opera in aliotit llie same lltard a woman does lier luisliiind's Steiiorajilier. 'I'his Harmonic Soul could sil nt a Ilarpsiclinrd nil Night, Shtiniiii the I Hark notes and dealing ihem out with no visilile signs ot lieini: J nfred. She Kpont two Years and a jdle of Money, some where on the Other Side, Knocking (lie teeth out of a Piano and having licr Voice Plowed anil Scraped over I iy a Turk, who for decency's sake, passed in as Si;nor. Ho charged fo much the Minnie, so every time the Warhler Juggled the Scales for half mi hour it cost sotnehody nhout Fourteen dollars. The Thrush want ed to heroine Finished, so whoever was her Check-hook allowed tho Sig. to go right through Ids Jeans and take out. enough to do a good Job. Therefore, she went right up to the Scales, running over them before they could get out of (he way, and Knocked down the Pins as fast an the Signor set them Fp. She always felt Safe in trying Swells, because, thev kept the doors Hurred and hud (Inards posted outside, till she had passed over the Kough Spots. She only Rested long enough to have the Piano put bark in Shape fer another' Thrashing. After trying out one of Piccthoven's Classics, the Music I5ox was covered with humps from I.oud Pedaling while the Key-hoard was smeared with I'laek and Blue Spots. Hrr work soon showed signs of Techniipie, while her Pipes Churned out any note in the Hook, without Tearing. Some of th Light Exercises she (irappled with, sounded o tho untrained ear about the same as a Car Wheel running on a I ry Axle. She could go over to the Piano in the Morning nnd (Jrind out pages of Schiller, which in Professional Cir cles is considered no Sinch on an Kmply Stomach. Pie f ore the Canta ta Player Wised up to the French Dialect, and while she was Klunking through the First Steps, it's Ten to one that Sig. culled her a lot of names not in our present Lexicon. After she had Scared nil the Pad Passages into Piehaving. and could reel off the June Song from Faust, backwards, the Pro- fessor wrote out a Ifccom mendation and told her when the I'.oat Left. On gelling back to lh neighborhood, she declared herself Open to All-comers going right on with her with her Musical Hiots where she had left oil'. She could n't understand why the surrounding Natives didn't Heap on her Neck, knowing how long she had stayed away, (lathering a Polish. Finally she decided to hold a nnd give the l.zics an excuse for laving Awake nights. SHE COMMENCED MOWING DOWN THE HIGH NOTES." Musicale If they don't. Love Art for Art's Sake, it's up to me to teach them, she said. One night, a handful of Kgar Yaps grouped in the Parlor, wondering if there would be anything to Fat and Hoping that the Concert would be Short. The Human Lark came on and Dove, into a Hill of Cadenzas, lishing out n (Jrouchy looking volume from which she said she would Chirp just one Uriel' Section. Then she commenced Mowing down llie high cotes. Some mean bring out Front .kept, count and afterwards said there were jti pages not including the Home Kun. Everybody Yawned and wished themselves homo among the Dress ing Sacks and Carpet Slippers. The Feminine Padercwski saw the Score go up with no Hit to her Credit, so again went to P.at witli hT eye on a 'Knockout. She Shook up one of Liszt's Hoiling Special ties till the.Spinnet Shivered all ever and tin; Spectators had to get a Strangle hold on their seats. P.ut nnihing doing. The Crowd laid a Wet P.lanket over her last KlTorl, so she concluded that the only wav to bring in a Kun was to Warm them up with n little Tea then get bark on the Diamond. While she was out. Stirring the Cereal, some Sellish Hoodlum sneaked over to the Organ and lienl Out a Strip of llag-titne and sang something about That Welcome on llie Mat, ain't meant for you. The Audience rose. Sioimdivl and nearly Jerked his Mil them where thev Lived. Out Www ttin iim !! mi niahaaajumwiiiit' 'BEAT OUT A STRIP TIME." Op RAG- Scattering Congrats arms from their So.' in the Pan; ry, they concluded it was du' over the had nl l ;cl; toiitid mine one :,!! Mallei! up in a Munch, and to lier working Overtime at the Music-chest. Deduction: It's Prcttv Hard to ,- the old H,.rd 1'srd to New Feed. r.ipyrlRl-t, irvi, by ll.iniii.ti ri.i-icl-i Xtmko.) Career of Famous Tenor, Andreas ldpel, tlv t :i-v, was born In (.:.! In I SOU. lie was orlR'ually connected wltu a bankiiiK linn In r'asi.el, but Hledli'il lniisie n Jlerilll, Milan i. ud Vl"ii:ia. and made his liil appearance In lssT in r.re in'ti as the Pilot In "Tim Flying liuMiman.". Kept Pastors Long In Ssrvice.' After 2;l years' scrvlco Roy. Charles Had don, who Is 80 yeara of nge, .has r sinned the pustoruto of ltaM n J 'ark 4 ConKrci:;U.Umal clmpH, ' ip'srr Coalville I'a.. which has onl had four luLil.;t' rs d'iriiii; l.".i years. Change In Theatrical Tastes. Managers of NYw York theaters nsreo f h:.f there ha-; lie' n a reniaik alite change In the piilillc dramatic tavth In the last 1.1 years. In the drift fioin the classic mid Intellectual to llRht niiiaical nnd Kpectacutar ro-diu'tlotis. Smoker Attains Long Life. Mrs. Maria Ludiatii of Oadhy. !.! cestershlre. Knland, Is Ko yearn old. She Ins loin; been a smoker and her fri:ida hnvo marked th antdver.;at y of lier liiitll i H-ndlng Iht i:ikvU cf loliact:'. ONE OF THE BEST WAYS TO MAKE MONEY IS TO INVEST IN WESTERN CANADA. "Deep down in the nature of every properly constituted man is the desire to own Mime land.' A writer in the Iowa State Kei'ister (litis tersely ex-j.resM-8 a well-known truth. The ipns tion is where la the hc.-it laud to be had at the lowest prices, and this the same writer points out in the same ar ticle. Tho fact is not dI.-Kuised that llie writer has a personal interest in llie statement of his iase. and there Is !o hidden incaiiiiiK when he refers to Western Canada as presenting meat- er possibilities than any other part of tho American Continent, to tho man who Is inclined to till the soil for u livelihood and possible competence. What Interests ono are the arguments advanced liy this writer, and when fairly analyzed the conclusion Is reached that no matter what personal Intercut tho writer may have had, his lea: tins appear to have tho quality of i;rcat soundness. The climatic condi tions of Western Canada are fully as Hood as those of Minnesota, tho Dako ta or Iowa, tho productiveness of tho soil is as Kroat, the nodal conditions are on a parity, 'the laws arc as well established and as carefully observed. In addition to these I ho price ot land Is much less, easier to secure. So, with these advantages, why shouldn't this the offer of Western Canada bo embraced. The hundreds of ihousiuids of settlers now there, whoso homes were originally In llie I'nlled States, appear to be are Hatislled. Once In awhile complaints are heard, but the Canadians linvo never cpoken of the country us tin Kldorado no matter what they may have thought. The writer happened to have at haiidii few letters, writ I en by former residents of the I'nited States, from which one or two extracts ate submitted. These go to prove t lint the writer In the Regis ter has a koi1 basis of fact In support if his slaieinentu regarding- the excel lency of tJie grain growing area of Manitoba, 'Saskatchewan and Alberta. On the 2'.nh of April of this year W. K. Conley, of Uiiigheed, Alberta, wrote a friend In Detroit. He says: "Tho weather Iish been just, tine ever since 1 came here in March, and I hellevo ono could find If ho wanted to some small bunches of snow around the edge of tho lake. There Is a frost near ly every morning: at sunrise It begins to fade away, Ihen those blue flow ers open and look as fresh as If there had been no frost for a week. . . . There Is no reason why this country should not become a garden of Eden; the wealth is in the ground and only needs a little encouragement from the government to Induce capital In here. There Is everything hero , to build with: good clay for brick; coal under neath, plenty of water In tho spring laker,, and good springs coming out of the bank-." Unique Visiting v.-d. J.fme. .lohuniia Uad.kl lias brought to this country a fad that has become unite the rage in Germany, where It was Introduced by lu less a personage than the crown princess herself. H Is a new form of vlsltiug fard. cou talning not only nn elaborately en craved border, but a silhouette of th person It represents. The custom calls uir a design appropriate to the hold er's station. Thus, in Mine, (lardskl's case Hie prima donna's head Is framed in a herder of laurel, while a lyre forms the base of the design. Tho card Is not only unlipie but exceed ingly pretty nnd effective And the world would be Just as well off If some Blagestruck people were hit by automobiles. S3GK HEADACHE Positively cured by these l ittle Pills. Tliry aim rnhtu Dl- Itmsfrom DVimhnI, In- I it lK-tlnnandToo Hourly hat Ins. A ptrfeot rrm 'Iy (or liuzin, Ni- I-' a, Iriwlnfit, Bait I'uKtHnthf Jloutb.Cont- I"l Tune no. Pain la th Sldr. ToliPID LIVKR. Tliry rt'KUlule llie llourW. Puri-ly Vegetable. SMALL PILL. SMALL DOSE. SMALL PRICE. Genuine Must Bear Fac-Simile Signature REFUSE SUBSTITUTES. iCARJER'Sl fnn I ti' j itti r li i wrn i is i ur K 3 bill Cum.juJt ! CARTERS WlTTlE ! HIVER iwis' Splendid. "That's a fine looking maid you have now. dear." i "Yes, she's a darling, nnd ho. came j io me highly. recommended.''.. "Knows all about Ihu latcBt styles ot 1 maiding, I suppose?" ' j "Oh, so far as knowing the dutlcB j of a maid goes, I don't suppose she 1 knows a thing." "lint she came highly recommended, you said?" ' "Yes, she broke the Jaw of the last man who tried to kiss her." Houston Tost. When shown positive and reliable proof that a certain remedy had cured numerous cases of female ills, wouldn't any sensible woman conclude that the same remedy would also benefit her if suffering with the same trouble ? I Icrc arc two letters which prove the efficiency of Lydia K. Pinkham's Vegetable Compoupd. Itcd I tanks, MIsh. M Words arc iimdcqiinteVto express what Lydia IMnUliaiuN Vefretublo Coiiitoutul lias done for inc. I uffc?(vl from a feinalo disease nnd wrftkiiONti uhlch the doc tors said was caused ly a fibroid tumor, and, I commenced to think there was no help for me. Lydia 12. Pinkhaiifs Vegetable? Compound mado mo a well Woman after alt other means had failed. My friends are all asking, what lias helped mo no much, and I triad Iy recommend Lydia 12. I'lnkhaiii's Vegetable Com pound." Mrs. Willio Kduards. . . ' Hampstend, Maryland.-" liefore taldnff Lydia 12. Pinkham's Vegetable, lompound I was weak ami nervous, and could not bo on my feet half a day without Nuffcrlng. The doctors fold mo I never would bo well without an operation, but Lydia 12. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound has done more for me than all the doctors, and I hope this valuable medicine may come Into the hands of many more Buffering womcii.'VWrs. Joseph II. Dandy. ' ' r-' We will pay a handsome reward to any, person who will prove to ustiiat these letters are not genuine and truthftil or that either of these women were paid in any way1 for their testimonials, or that the letters are published without their permission, or that the original letter from each did not come to us entirely unsolicited. ,,' What more proof can any one ask? it y; For years Lydia 12. Pinkham's Vcgefahlo 4'ompound has been the standard remedy for' female ills. So hick woman does tustieo to herself who will not try this famous medicine. Mode exclusively from roots' and herbs, and has thousands ot cures to its credit. K1" Mrs. Pinkham invite's nil lck women I mt to write her lor advice. She has guided thousands to health free of charge. Address Mrs. Pinkham, Lynu, Mass. :t;: . ! ill I long to hand a full cup of happi ness to every human being. Dr. ray-son. I'll.t.S I Ithlt IN 0 TO 14 HAYS. 'A.( OINTMhVI' In irnarnntiwl to riirn hit rw , i.f Hi lil nir llllnil, lllii'.liiiK ir I'rc'ini.lliid 1'fic. In I K lo U tin) ur itmiii r i. liiiMli'fl. WW. J One woman can be awfully fond ot j another if they are a hundred , miles i apart. " ' ! Lewis' KinIi' HindiT rigar richest, most satmfying Miiokc on the market. Your dealer or Lewis' Factory, l'eetla, 111. I Know what thou canst work nt and i "do It like a Hercules. CarU'le. A Ha,,'. i.....t-.. i i. rnrwnllrn. uti uiinif .-.-t .' (.ivpm inninul rrllnf. Thn nglnul imnilrr i u: in i. "n- HiitU liruvzlktt. i lletter one discreet enemy than two Indiscreet frlenda. All shoes are made ' in much the same way. ' ; v Here's the difference. ' ' ' Stylish While House Shoes fit Not the ordinary liinrlina fit ' the fit that takes three weeks to' break in. But the graceful fit that ' feels snug the fir$t time. And stays snuff ana rracerui an time. WHITE HOUSE SHOES l OK MEN S3.BO, 84. 00, fi.M) ami SIMM FOB WIIMK.S 93.50, t. 00 anil S.OO BUSTER BROWN '.TtiJ, SHOES KrziaW;"' II.Ll.STU.Tt I) IIISTOUV OpTIIR WHITE llOl Sl! V11V.K . .. t'pon rorplpt f 4- to nrT postnttn. i Wlll.ninlV tj INM n H'lyHllti-itln rm.prlf ljOi.il hr ii si it..;iliT. slhiolnirOin iiiiivNts. ni u tmimf "WlilUslUut,;; 4hm-iuiiniill4i(( tifluurTiiluiiifKof Ih.i -willio UuiHlfHi,iuMi:." or will M tint:, IvufiouUBfUUiale. . . THE BROWN SHOE CO. St. touis. Mo. A (lavourij IiaH ii'l i!i Kn'i as Ifrnon oi vjihIU. H (ltvolvnu nunul.lril u(f in w Inr unci adding .Vaplrinn, a, dnlicioui ayrup ii iiudi-aml ai.ytup'liei't than in j pin. Maplaina U sold hy (rncrra. Send jc "lamp for aampla and rsripe buok. Crsicent Mtg. Co.. Seattle. - - t 1 Rpf lslprc I II t. !. i'ai. umo B Ask for the akerps Cocoa bearing this trade mark. Don't be misled by imitations I'M ' . .el The genuine sold everywhere PUTNAM FADELESS DYES Catof morn goodi brjoMnr ind taiter coloft than mi Olhafdia. On toe oackac cotnn all Sbefi. Thti dln cold at bll than an. mk.. rf.. v... ... j 0 avnvnt lUioiit ripping iptrU Writ ttr tin ttolt-U to Die, Ulaach ini Mu Clan. M OtfRO CO Sue 1 OO ! , OufJwy, Tllh, o