DR. JONES BOUND OVER.
Attorneys 'For Both Shies Make
Lengthy Argument.
Doctor FurnUne a Bond For HU Appear
ance In DUtrlct Coart-A. B. Smith
Wins His Cait-Constable McNurlin
Soccei. folly Laud Voudr Murphy At
the Reformatory.
The arguments Id the case of the
State oi Nebraska vs. Dr. Isaac D.
Jones, begun yesterday, were not com
pleted until about 11 o'clock this mor
ning. The attorneys for both sides of
the controversy made eloquent
soeechea to the court, outlining in de
tail the causes of the trouble between
NEWS H1CIKFLY TOLl.
A. W. Atwood sells hoarhound
syrup.
Found A pair of gold erectacles.
Inquire at this office.
Cull at the Vienna bakery for fresh
bread, cakes, pies, etc.
Call at Coleman's jewelery store
and get goods at half original prio.
A..W. Atwood 'a drug stote U t.s:u!
quarters for wall paper and pait.t.
Everything Is being sold regardless
jof cost at Coleman's j-welery s'ore.
Gering's Syrup of Trifoliuin Com
pound urakes you feel like a new man.
For Bent Two rooms suitable for
office or light housekeeping. Inquire
cf Q. D. Lone, Union block.
For Rent House of seven rooms.
HONOR NEW
Ladies' Auxiliary of the 31. W
A. Gives a Banquet.
Keprraentatlvea From Nearly Every
Woodman Tamp In the County Are In
Attendance Imperial Myatlc Legion
Holds a Good Meeting A Pleasant
Ulrthday t'arty.
Ml'KUOCK 1 1 EMS,
the two factions license and anti- good barn, well; four lots for earden;
license at South Bend, and 11. u.
Travis, for the defendant, talked at
considerable length upon what he con
sidered wasj the real motive, which
prompted the complaining witness,
William Brownell, in taking the course
he did.
After briefly reviewing the testi
mony brought out on the trial. Justice
Archer decided to bind the dcctorover
to the district court in the sum of $500.
Frank Creamer and J. E. McGinnis
attached their signatures to tho bond.
The court room was crowded with
epectators throughout the proceed
ings, but no feature of a sensational
character was developed.
The case wherein Doctor Jones is
charged with abortion will come up for
trial in Justice Archer's court on April
15.
Smith Wine His Case.
The case of Anselmo B. Smith vs. C.
Lawrence Stull was decided by Judge
Jessen this morning in favor of the
plaintiff, in the sum of $73.85, with in
terest on the note In question from a
certain date, amounting.in all, to about
$81.
It Is thought likely that the case will
be appealed.
Avoca Divorce Case.
The divorce case of Anna Wilkinson
vs. John Wilkinson occupied nearly
the entire day in district court. The
plaintiff in this action alleges, among
other things, that the defendant has
on various occasions been extremely
cruel to her, and for this reason asks
for a separation. S. M. Chapman and
C. E. Tefft appeared for the plaintiff
and Matthew Gering conducted the de
fense. B. C. Marquardt, V. II. Kette,
Joseph Graham,John Wilkinson, Maud
Wilkinson and several other Avoca
people were In attendance.
The question of alimony was being
discussed as The News goes to press.
Salt on a Promissory Not.
The suit of Brenizer vs. Stam, on a
promissory note, was on trial this aft
ernoon before Justice Archer and a
iury composed as follows: C. L. Mar
shall, Johu Craoill. L. B. Egenberger
and D. M. Jones. Bath parties to the
action live in the vicinity of Weeping
Water.
Attorneys G. E. Uager of Lincoln,
assisted by C. S. Polk, appear for the
plaintiff, and A. N. Sullivan is looking
after the interests of the defendant.
As The News goes to pro-s the case
is still In progress.
Vvang Morphy Kec paired.
Constable Dick McNurlin of Weep
ing Water, who started from this city
one day last week for the Kearney re
form school with Joseph Murphy, evi
dently had a lively time before he suc
ceeded iu landing the little lellow at
his proper destination.
It appears that the boy jumped from
the train while it was in rapid motion,
near Dorchester, and the constable,not
caring to follow him just then, waited
until the train reached Friend, and
then returned to the scene of the lad's
wild leap. He secure! the services of
the town marshal at Dorchester, and
together they started for the place
where the boy had leaped from the
train. On the way they met a man
who had seen the boy, and he gave the
direction he had taken. In the course
of several hours, however, they found
and again captured the lad, and he is
now safely housed at the reformatory.
Mr. McNurlin says be has taken six
boys to Kearney, but young Murphy
gave him more trouble than all the
others combined.
small fruit. Inquire of u. K. iiarr
Public reading room of First Church
of Christ, Scientist, Fitzgerald block,
Tuesday and Friday, 2 to 4 and 7 to 9
d. m.
ITudecek & McElroy, for the next
thirty days, will make a discount cf
20-ercentcn all suitings and trous
ers.
Some of tho brick for our new opera
house is already on the ground. Work
nr. th rmilrlinfr will be?in in a few
days.
- The weather bureau this morning
sent out the cheerful news that tho in
dications were fair for a season of warm
weather.
The regular business meeting of the
W. C. T. U. will be held at the home
of Mrs. S. A. Davis Monday afternoon
at 3 o'clock.
"Trifolium Compound" is the name
and Gering & Co. are the odIj ones
who sell it. Thai's what you need for
your blood.
J. E. Worley, formerly of the Week's
Review at Elmwood, has secured em
ployment on the Journal. Ha came in
this morning
Ilave you a cough? A dose oi Dal
lard's Ilorehound syrup will relieve
it. Price. 25 cents and 50 cents. F
G. Fricke & Co.
Benry Zuckweiler is repoited to bo
rapidly recovering from .the seriou
illness from which ba has been suffer
ing for several weeks.
There is no spring b.ood purine
like Gering's Sysup of Trifoliuin Cjm
pound. Remember they give you you
$1 back if it is not satisfactory
All who so kindly consented to ad
vertise in the "Q. Z." cook book are
requested to have their "ads" ready
for collection Wednesday, April 4th.
K The ladies of St. John's Cathclic
phnrch will cive an entertainment at
Waterman's hail Monday evening.
April 16. Further notice will bo given
later.
E. B. Hass, formerly messenger at
the Burlington depot, is now a full
fledged telegraph operator. He has
been assigned to manipulate tho keys
at Chalco.
M. B. Smith, Butternu', Mich., says:
"DeWitt's Little Etrly Risers are tho
very best pills I ever used for ccstive
ness, liver and bowel trouble?." F. G.
Fric.ie & Co.
The result of an over-indulgence in
fool or drink ore promptly rectified,
without pnin or discomfort, by t iking
a few dores of Herbine. Price 50 cents.
F. G. Fricke & Co
The funerai of Samuel Fleming,
whose death occurred at hi home near
Murray last Tuesday, was held yester
day afternoon, interment being made
in Mt. Pleasant c mecery
J. F. Waybright, the representative
of the Ames beet sugar factory, is
aain in town and expects to make
another effort to induce Cass county
farmers to go into the beet raising
business.
While the auditorium is being deco
rated public worship in the l'resby
terian church will be held in the Sab-
From Thursday's Daily
The Modern Woodmen of this city
had a fine time at their regular meet-
Dr at their hall in the Fitzgerald
uildicg last night. Representatives
from nearly every camp in tne county
were present, together with over IM
members of the local camp. Fifteen
were initiated, and the initiatory team
was at its best many favorable com
ments being heard In regard to their
work, especially that of the excellent
chief forester, Harry Bartho'.d.
After the business of the lodge ses
sion had been disposed of, the members
repaired to the vacent store room on
the lower floor of the building, where
the Ladies' Auxiliary, known as the
Royal Neighbors, had made extensive
preparations for a big banquet in bonor
of the new members. 1 wo large tables,
extending the antlie length of the
room, had boen loaded down with good
things to cat, consisting of oysters,
salads, pickles, fruits, buns, coffee.
cake, and other good things too num
erous to mention. It is ouly proper to
say that the repast was most heartily
enjoyed, and the ladies were compli
mented upon the thorough manner iu
which they had planned for the affair.
The local camp of Woodmen is en
joying a remarkable degree of prosper
ity, having added thirty-four members
to its list during the last three meet
ings, and now has twenty-six applica
tions on band and all this without an
outside solicitor. The order through
out the county is also prosperous.
There are sixteen camps in the. county,
embracing a membership of almost
1,300, and every lodge heard from re
ports numerous late additions.
Charles Anderson went to Om alia on
Thursday.
Mrs. James Tigho made a trip to
Omaha Monday.
Miss Eds of Fremont is visitingher
sister, Mrs. E. O. Holmes.
We are boucd to be heard from.
Now it is a brass band for Murdoch.
Carrie Wertz, who has been viridng
Mrs. A. J. True, returned to L'-ncoln
Suuday.
Miss Edna Noble of University Piaee
visitod her old school mate. Mrs. Meyer,
this week.
Mrs. J. W. Berge is quite sic!:, and
her mother, Mr?, Jason Fountain, of
South Iisnd, fs in attendance.
Dr. Ii. L. Newell will change his
quarters next week, moving toll. A.
Cast's old stand, who has given up har
nessmaking and will miuo his homein
the country.
II. Hildebrand and Albsrt Dithman
have bought the R. Morris threshing
outfit, and will continue helping out
their farmer friend-".
The many friends of Howard Tool
will no doubt ho pleased to learn that
he has beeo given an assignment as a
preacher. Ha will ba stationed at
Longford, Kansas, and every one here
wishes him well in his new location.
Ed Moriison, of Springfield, has lo
cated in our midst, ana next week will
lauuch the first number of the Mur
dock Times. While we do not look
upon this as an inviting Held for a
newspaper, the territory being too
limited, yet we wish the venture a f j11
measure of success, is tho publisher is
highly spoken of by his acquaintances.
W. H. RHOADES,
Carpenter
a a ti
Builder...
l
5F
Twenty-two Years Experience
in Omaha and other cities. Plans and specifi
cations furnished on application. Contracts
taken in any part of the county.
JOBBING OF ALL KINDS
PROMPTLY ATTENDED TO.
Shop at Ninth and Elm streets
I'lattsnronth 'Fhonr 184.
HOWELL'S
Anti-Kawf
Cures Coughs,
Colds and So re
Throat. It re
lieves cough at
once. Perfectly
h.arni)ess. All
(jrupprifts sell Anti-Kawf- It's the most popular
oi!h remedy on the market V5c and. fuc. All
dnitf stores.
il i Opportunity Knocks
but once at every man s
door.
This may l eyour time, and
here is what it brings you a
chance to buy an all-wool
spring suit at S7.50. Better
have the conductor let you off
just at this place. Don't blame
us ii v u're carried by, as we
ijive you fair warning- that such
bargains are not to be had on
SLv'i the return trip.
MESCTT
SON,
The "13os&" Clothiers.
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E. G. DOVEY & SON.
Spring
o
AVOCA ITEMS.
Initiate t-w Member.
The meeting of the Imperial Mystic
Legion at the Workman hall last eve
ning, was a verj- interesting one. Tro
new applicants, Mr. and Mrs. L. A.
Moore, were duly initiated -into the
mysteries of the order, and they are
now f ull-Cedged Mystics.
Several visiting Mystics from Pacific
Junction were present and gave testi
mony to the beueiits of the order, and
cordially invited members to isit with
their lodge.
After concluding the business of the
session, the memoers were inviieu to
pirtake of a fine supper, which had
been prepared by the lalie?.
The officers of this lodge ; re sparing
no efforts to mike the meetings inte -esting
to the members, and with this
end in view will arrange for special
features as often as possible.
J union Kutvrt tineil.
Iu response to invitations sent out by
Misses Ethel Dutton and Mae IJaird,
some twentj -eight of the older mem
bers of the Junior Christian Endeavor
society of the Presbyterian church,
gathered at the home of Miss inm
freu Un.-uh on Tuesday evening. Var
ious g; me? had been planned by the
leaders for the imusement of the
young people, in which all j ineJ most
heartily. Mina Ilerold favored the
company with several selections on the
mindvdin, after which they repaired
to the dining room, where Mrs. Unruh,
a-sisted bv Mis EJilh IJuzzell, served
sh -rbet nnd cake.
At ten o'clock the gue-ts departed.
thanking their hostess for thir even
ing's enjoyment.
liiHitiM- Woman Wields Knife.
Sheriff Woeeler, Jake Kummel and
A. W. Magowan, who went down ba
youd Murrny yesterday after Mr?. Ca
ble, tho insane woman, had quite a
Mrs. P. P. Pv.ckham is on tho sick
list this week.
Willie Bet Is was a pis?euger for
Louisville Monday.
Henry Brandt of Nehawka was on
our streets one day last week.
Mrs. Robert "Wilkinrori visited her
parents at Dunbar lust Sunday.
Ilorice Philipo of Berlin w;;s seen in
town Monday doing fomo chopping.
Mr. Atwood and wifo of Schuyler
are holding revival meetings at the
Christian church this week.
L. "VY. Fahuestock, the Missouri Pa
ciiic agent, ttirltd for lo.va Tuetilay
to alteud a wedding of rooio cf hio relations.
Someone opened a spoilt at clri.-
bam's elevator Monday night and lei
out about 200 bushels of corr ou tho
iie track.
Word win received here Mi,nduy
tint Mis. benry Straub h;.d died bac
day in Lincoln, whom she had gone
or treatment.
Mrs. Packer, mother of Mrs. "W
aai Haight, who was reported last
week nb being at the t'i:ii of de-ith, is
slow! v recovering.
Tho tencheis of our schools are at
tending tho institute :t Weeping
Water this wt:ek and th ' tchola r- are
erj ying a v;uaT.ii:.
Joe (irah-.m hi.s put in an elevator
in the b.iclc part f his bar '. ware acre.
but if a p?rson is in a l.u: iy to get up
stans they hid boitc- us uie
sta' r wi'v.
We are now prepared to show you the
largest stock of Spring and Summer Goods
ever drought to the city. Our goods were pur
chased at last ycafs prices, which means
THE LOWEST, and we are giving our
patrons the benefit.
Dress Goods
All the latest Novelties in Tailor-made Suitings,
Cheviots, Coverts, Poplins, Venetians and Serges.
. . Willis. .
An elegant line of Silks- in blacks and colors
bought direct from the mills.
lively time before they succeeded in
bath school room. Entrance on Granite getting the unfortunate woman to this
street. A hearty ir.vitation is ex- city. Upon reaching her home, some
Was Pleasantly Surprised.
About forty members of the Rebekah
lodge called at the home of Mr. and
Mrs. J. C. Petersen last evening, the
object of their visit being to celebrate
Mrs. Petersen's birthday anniversary.
She had been kept in ignorance of the
plans made for the affair, and it was
consequently a very agreeable surprise
to her.
The evening was very pleasantly
spent listening to vocal and instrumen
tal music, social conversation and
other amusements. A fine luncheon
was also prepared and most heartily
enjoyed by tne guests.
The party did not disperse until a
late hour and every one expressed
themselves as having had a jolly social
time.
11 in Horlocker Acquitted.
IlAsfrXGS, Neb., March 30. (Special
to The News.) Viola Ilorlocker, the
wminor ladv who has been on trial for
J "m -
attemDtingto poison Mrs. C. Morey,
has been acquitted, after a long and n
Unsaly interesting trial the jury re
turning1 ft verdict to that effectat 11 45
this morning.
"Fill up the beakers to the brim;
there is life in every drop," was writ
tn bv a roan whose lamp of life has
since ceased to burn. If this man
Hart Rtaved on earth long enough to
have called at the Piattsmouth Mag
netic infirmary he would have been to
day healthy, wealthy and wise.
tended to all to attend.
Ceorge W. Pease, a former PlatU-
mouth citizen, who for the fast sev
eral years has been working down in
Mexico as a civil engineer for the
Ame-ican Railway Improvement com
pany, is in the city for a visit with the
Wescotts at "Sunn side. "
Lvman Kiidowand several assistants
were engaged today building an ap
proach to and putting in planking un
der the new bridge on Tenth and (JMd
streets. It was found necessary to put
in planking in order to prevent the
caving in of the embankment.
Wash Goods
In imported Dimities, Egyptian Tissues, Satin
Stripe Dimities, Foulards, etc. Best shirting
prints, 5c; fine line of Ginghams regular 15c
kind for 10c ; nearly 100 styles to select from.
Carpets
We are the recognized leaders in
this department and carry the
larest stock in the count'.
Call and see our fine All
wool 2-ply Ingrains at 59c, and
our very best, Extra Superb, at
C5c; present value, 75c.
NEW PATTERNS..
Velvets,
Moquettes and
Axminsters,
Made and Put Down for $1 .
Shoes, Shoes !
Cloth
A riattsmoath Product.
1h:3 following lines, from the Omaha
Bee of last Sunday, are wrongly cred
ited to ' an Umaba 11-year old," as
they were the production of L3on, the
eon of G. F. S. Burton of Piattsmouth
'Below the verse," says the Bee, "was
a drawing of birds with mufflers aboui
their necks:"
Sing a song of springtime;
Hear the blizzard blow
Four and twenty blackirds
Sitting in a row.
When the spring had opened
They didn't do a thing;
Could you expect a frozen bird
To sing a little sing?
three miles southwest of Murray, they
fouod that she had locked herself in a
room. She had in her possession
dangerous looking butcher knife, to
eether with several other instruments
which she threatened to use if they
did not leave the premises. However
the oHeers finally succeeded in getting
into tho room by removing the hinges
on the door, and, fortunately, over
powered her before she could do any
h.-mn with her knife.
They brought her in about 4 o'clock
yes'erday afternoon, ard she was im
mediately examined by the board of
insanity and pronounced insane. The
sheriff, accompanied by Mrs. S. A. Da
vis, to 3k her to the asylum at Lincoln
this morning.
ATCHISON GLOKE SIGHTS.
r.Miltr MM. K (iKOVK
A. S. W.U went t Colorado last
Monday.
,T. ft V.tllery shipped a carload of
fine ca tie to Om ha Mjr.day.
The farmers are beinring their
spring worK. sever i aiu tuniug
small g'-rriin.
Tho school childieu a-e enjoying
their spring vacation this w.'ek while
Miss Dean attends the lo ichor's insti
tute at Weeping W:i;c-. MUs Dean
will teach the spring term cf school
al-o. She is a very efficient teacher1
and is giving perfect satisfaction.
Mr. and Mrs Anthony Howard
startad last Saturday for an overland
trip to their home in 15 jff ilo county.
Work his been commenced on the
church. Mr. Kouland.of Pl.ittsmouth,
will do the mason work nnd Mr.
Rhoades the carpenter work. The
men of the neighborhood are kindly
offering their assistance in every way
possible and arc anxious o see tho
good work go on.
Hiv. W. E. Sitzer, V. Caton, N. Y. ,
write?: "I had dyspepsia over twenty
years, and tried doctors and medicines
without benefit. I was pursuaded to
use Kodol Dyspepsia cut e and it helred
me from the start. I believe it to be a
panacea for all forms of indigestion."
Tt diesis what vou e . F. i. Fricke
& Co. '
Ton VSv SEE
lv 7 THAT THIS
f JrllS BRANDED
I SVi CrJ ON EVERY
V VVV ff SHOE.
Feather
We are sole agents
for
Queen
Quality
Ladies'
Shoes--$3
And Butld's Baby
and Child's Shoes
New Mattirgs,
Oilcloths,
Linoleums,
Rugs.
Everything- in EMBROIDERIES, LACES
and YOKINGS.
..Butterick Patterns..
ilijixles
We are still showing the best
Window Shade in town for 35c
Ciii'tains
Lace Curtains from SI per pair
up. We are showing
NOTTINGIIAMS,
BRUSSELS and
IRISH POINT.
Agents for
INFORMATION AND OPINION.
Some Good Advice.
It always pays to patronize home
people. Money sent away for clothing,
dry goods, groceries, house furnish
ings, etc., seldom returns. But money
spent at home circulates among home
people, and in a thousand ways bene
fits each individual member of - the
community. Among the business peo
ple this applies with special. We all
depend on each other, and if we send
away for things we can buy at home,
we should not Complain if our custom
ers do the same. NebraskaCity News.
Doughnut?, cookies, buns, roils, etc.,
at the Vienna bakery.
Unless a mxn is a candidate, he does
not believe in women registering.
A man's right arm is stronger than
his left because he uses it 60 much in
lifting his hat to women.
A pretty woman can look sympathet
ically at the happiest man in the
world, aud he will at once begin to feel
that he has troubles.
A woman can buy an inferior article
in groceries, tocaute a better is too ex
pensive, and keep her contentment,but
she can't do it in a dry goods store.
Every man who practices hypocrisy
should know that be is not foolinganv
one. Other people know he is a hypo
crile as well as be knows it himself.
When a fool stays up half the night
and blows in a lot of money he calls it
"living," and points to his saving go-tc-bed-early
neighbor with contempt.
A young man seems to be willing to
ruak almost any sacrifice for the girl
he loves, except to go home early and
save her from a scolding next morning
j Try The News a week 10c.
Indiana's Pride In It School Ilnase.
Indiana has three log seho&lliouse3
and no more. They are nonoraDie
relics of the days vhich saw the be-
innings of our splendid public school
system. The presfnt is represented
by thousands of Tell-construeted
buildings, many of them so artistic as
to be worthy of a place in the Paris
Exposition gallery of photographs or
educational strut-aires. The state su
perintendent is serving pictures of
many of the Indiana school buildings
to the exposition, and the News ha3
begun a series of reproductions o' cnar.
acteristic school hcu?cs throughput the
state. Indianapolis News (Ind J
Cruel Shock to a Wrltr.
Margaret Deland, the writer, had a
tale of woe which she to!d, to the reat
enjoyment of a small group, wiien ehe
was here not long ago, to lecture before
the Woman's club. Some one men
tioned the last published of her books,
"Old Chester Tales." "I rather like
that hook," she said pathetically, "un
til a few days ago, when a young friend
of mine complimented me on it. 'Oh,
Mrs. Deland,' she said, 'I've just been
reading your new book, "Old Chestnut
Tales." I think they're delightful.' "
Worcester (Mass.) Gazette.
Major T. W. Symons, of the canal
committee appointed by Governor
Roosevelt, has contributed an article
to the April Forum on "Canals from
he Great L. ikes to the Sea, which
contains a vast amount of information
upon this most important subject. In
treating tho question Major Symons as
sarts that the only practicable route
for a canal from the great lakes to the
Atlantic seaboard, entirely within the
limits of the United States, is pos
sessed by the state of New York. lie
also shows that in trying to find the
correct solution of the problem, it
early becamo evident that certain iu-
teretts demanded one kind of canal.
while other interests demanded a
different kind of a canal. In this arti
cle all factors have been carefully
weighed, and the following different
classes of " canals are described and
considered: (1) A great ship canal
suited to ocean-going vessels; (2) a
ship canal suitable to vessels navigat
ing the great lakes; (3) a barge canal
suited to vessels of 1.000 to 2,000 tons
burden; and (4) a small canal suited to
ve:-sels of 250 to 500 tons burden.
The New York legislature has
passed and Governor Roosevelt has
signed a bill for the preservation of
the romantic scenery along the Hud
son known as the Palis :des. The bill
provides for the appointment of a com
mission to condemn iands along the
river for an interstate park a similar
measure having been introduced into
the New Jersey legislature, with every
prospect of success.
Captain Charles D. Sigsbee, the com
mander of the battleship Maine when
she was sunk in Havana harbor and
the commnnder of the stei.mer St.
Paul through the warthat followed,
has accepted the invitation of the
Commercial club to visit the Minne
sota capit il and to act as one ot tne
judges in selecting the design for the
bronzs tablet to be presented to the
steamer by the citizens of St. Paul.
Shinn keeps a full supply of cardies,
Muits and nut?. Waterman block.
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Lady ClinrcliUl's U'lr.
Lady Randolph Churchi;! his. Inher
ited the wit of her father. "Lnc.f Lar
ry" Jerome, as she demonstrated upon
one occasion to an eminent UritUh
politician. He wa somewhat annoyed
at the campaign she had iiia!-. and
said: '"I really don't undersl.ui.:. ma
dam, why or how it is tint Arr.-'riran
ladies refuse to enter politic." life in
their own country, but overwhelm ua
here in England." "That is because you
never traveled in the states. The men
there are so intelligent and patriotic
that they do not require the serrices
of our sex as an educating force. "--The
Argonaut.
stick
Spearing with "Boim."
Di.l vou ever take a cork,
through it a horseshoe nail, put oa the
top of the cork two or three feauiers,
tie a lone string around the coik and
then spear for apples or potato ? Just
try it some time, and see ho., pro
ficiently and how straight yen ran
learn to throw the bob in a fhorc v.:re.
The cork keeps the horse-hoe nail In
without slipping and the feathers serve
to guide tha bob through the air.
They Marry Toons.
The Boer youth weds extremely
young. His education is over and he
Is considered a man of business when
be is 16. His bride does not come to
him portionless, but usually with a
dowry of cows, goats and sheep, a span
of oxen and a quiet riding horse. To
each child that is born a well-to-do
Boer likes to assign certain farm stock
as a "nest egg" for a future dowry or
as a start in life. London Daily Mall.
I the lire u ItlpsomanlHc?
"The bee's alleged perfection of pol
icy and government has been the
theme of laudation for centuries," said
a well-known California apiariU "but
truth coipels me to 3ay that this in
sect is rot the pardon of virtu- and
Industry she is universally supposed
to be, and mauy are lir tumbles from
the lofty moral perch. I use the fe
male gender advi-eo'Iy. The drone Is
the male of the i.ee tribe. The favor
ite relaxation of the is to abandon
her moral attitude alioKMn-r and go
off on a epree. I h&vc stn Lees so
drunk tliat they could rt Hy. and in
a condition of 'mental ami physical
paralysis due to their copious imbib
ing which would hive killed any toper
with envy. It is a very co:n..vm thing
on a California bee farm to fid the
transgressing boney-m jk-rs s' gtrer
ing about on the tons of flo-vrrs or
writhing about in the dnt ,f roads
and performing all th- als'i;J antics
of a rum-dazed man." New York Jour
nal. -
Willie The rhinoceros has an awful
wrinkled Kin. I should think It would
make him trip. Mamma He can't
help it. Willie, and therefore doesn't
mind it. Willie But don't you think
the ktfper could make him happier by
tightening him up a little with a car
pet stretcher? Judge.
l'H-trjr Inspector in DUgulse.
A factory Inspector at Paterson,
N. J., has been investigating the mills
of that city in tbr ga'.se of a laborer,
wheeling a barrow.
