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'Dint San I i:a i-( will harvest by reason of ll iritr ni'i-'e, ( d "ut the- . rejut a rich soldiers be- Tl!K (juiist rn-i rif.er in which the Fifjhtin'? K.rs- 'jr oi.ed lie; governor of Nebr;isk i :! (pule omh trrasfing to lliit Lr";i i l":in in ami his friend-", i Jut '.'.hat eonid b'" xifcff 'I'llio date or the derno-pop county convention ju b..-on lixi;d for Sep-temb-T -7. It i- trulersti-od that this will be one of the attractions Cass county fair. at tl ie As a result of American adminis tration, the lirst h if i f the current fiscal year shows a o i'.-nco of $1,1107, "0II in the city ..i 11 ,va a. That i unite a ch'inire fion lie- old way of doinj.' business. A TOWN of I 1.0C0 inhabitants has just boen eiptij'- 'i! by b.rce of l,ti(!0 Americans Tint is about tho right proportion -ton to ono. It is not as bad as Hi lo I, anyway. Tim democrats of Maryland have nominated a gold standard democrat for governor. A few years ago Mary land had quito a sprinkling of free sil ver advocates, but they are as scare now as tho proverbial lien's teeth. At THK republican state convention at Dos Moii.es y- sierday Shaw was re nominated for -.-o . i .ior and Milliam for liouleur e I gov. i . sr of the Hawk eye state. '! le-v .:o rood men and ure winners 'I IIR resciU1 inn- adopt,, d it the lowi repul lie. in state vention have the right ring to them I 'resident Mo Kiuley's wnrpolic, and t ho gold sla nd- ard wervj on.'orsed. h- r is n half way till -I ni'ss li.nl I e .va re pn til IC l n ism at ;tnv s'age u.- e- nu . Illinois g it-u to try the project of conducting free employment otiicos for the unemployed wage workers. It. is hoped thif- will prove successful, as the credulous wage workers have been "skinned'' long enough in large citiis by private labor agencies. The olli ces will be established at Chicago. AFTICK taxing a two week-' laj -olT from their potty quar id'Hg is to who is getting out the best papor, the lice ind World-1 lerald are once more at it. 1 he Hiss started over the reports from Sin Francisco in regard to the First regiment and gives promise of being as interesting as any school-boy rag-chewing. ALL that is necessary to make the street fair a gre it success is a laadev to get the thing started. A number of merchants have spoken favorably of the scheme and expressed them selves as being willing to contribute. liberal sums. It would be a splendid advertisement for the city, and every dollar spent would come back to the merchant who gave it, with interest. Push it along. The following sensible paragraph is taken from the St. L'juis Globe-Demo crat: 'Representative Landis of In diana is undoubtedly right is his as sertion that 'the west is with the president on the Philippine question.' The west, except a few of the reaction aries, like Bryan, Stuno and Altgeld, stands with the administration in the purpose to prosecute the war vigor ously, and establish American author ity all over tho islands. These cop perheads have the greater part of the western democracy against them. There will be a savage fight in the democratic convention of I'JOO on the expansion issue. I'roDapiy tne reac tionaries will win in that gathering. Democratic conventions have com- roitted so many follies that nobody will he surprised if Stone carries his 'anti- unperialism lunacy through that oi '.)0(l. No states in this quarter, how ever, will bo won on the contraction mo. There are very few flag furlers in tho western states. IMOKMATION AND OI'IMON. The men of the Twentieth Kansas need not imagine their troubles aro ended when they leave the Philip pines. Tho wornon of Kansas have formed clubs whoso members are pledged to marry none but members of the regiment. Unless the volun teers surrender on their return the Crop of old maids threatens to be arger than that of sun flower and not half so gorgeous. I too. The current number of the House keeper, a magazine published in the interest of ladies, at Minneapolis, con tains .he pictures of 11 vo Glenwood,Ia., ludlc members of club No. 1 of the IViM'rcMHhrfl'U'dnnfn of America. The ladies aro known in this city, their iihiiich being ,M rx. I.ulu lnn;H, Mrs. .Jennie McCl usky , Mrs. Ara Lyon, Mrs. H. Windham and Misj Hmma Kellogg. The article accompanying' the portraits is quite i n tore?-ti n . Ad.im Sloup of Omaha w:is : pointed by Governor Poynter to the position of syperinteodsct of the state fisheries. Sloup i a democrat and conducts a saloon in Omaha. Henry Ileinpel in vexed anyhow that much. MEASURING LICHTNINC. llw Humboldt Struck ou the FulSurIt i.ij.u It is not jrene.iillv known that manv Hashes of lightning not only measuro themselves hut actually manufacture the recorder by which they are defined. When a holt of lightning strikes a Led ot; sanu it plunges downward into the sand for a distance less or greater. transforming simultaneously into glass the silica in the material through which it passes. Thus, by its great heat, it forms a glass tube of precisely Its own size. Now and then such a tube known as "fulgurite" is found and dug up. Fulgurites have been followed into the sand by excavation for nearly 30 feet. They vary in interior diame ter from the size of a quill to three inches or more, according to the "bore" of the Hash. Fulgurites are found also in solid rock, though very naturally of slight depth, and frequently existing merely as a thin, glassy coating ou the surface. Such fulgurites occur in as tonishing abundance on the summit of Little Ararat in Armenia. The rock is soft and so porous that blocks a foot long can he obtained, perforated in all directions by little tubes filled with bottle-green glass formed from the fused rock. There is a small specimen in the national museum which has the appearance of having been bored by the toredo, and the holes made by the worm subsequently filled with glass. Some wonderful fulgurites were found by Humboldt, on the high Nevada de Toluca, in Mexico. Masses of rock were covered w ith a thin layer of gree n glass. Its peculiar shimmer in the sun led Humboldt to ascend the precip itous peak, at the risk of his life. COUNTESS ITO'S BRAVERY 'ru?lly Ill-Treateil by it Kami uf As- 8HSSIIIS. Many years ago, when quite a young man, during a rebellion. Count Ito was hiding from his enemies, who, having tracked him to his house, sent a hand of "sohsis" to assassinate him. says the Corn hi 11 Magazine. On hearing his enemies approaching, and trapped like a rat In its hole, the count drew his sword and prepared to die, hut the countess whispered, "Do not die. there is hope still," and. removing the "hibatfhi," or firebox, and lifting up the mats and the planks bensnth, sae induced her husband to conceal him self in the hollow space which exists under the floors of all Japanese houses. The murderers broke into the room just as the firebox had been replaced and demanded of the countess their victim. In vain they threatened and cruelly ill-treated her, dragging her about the room by her long black hair. But it was of no avail; they could not shake her resolute fidelity. Thanks to her courage, Count Ito escaped and has lived to give his coun try a new constitution and become one of the greatest statesmen of modern Japan. I often wonder when I see the countess, now a delicate, gray-haired, ittle lady, at the courage and presence of mind she displayed at that critical moment of her life. Kodol Dyspepsia Cure cures dyspep sia because its ingredients are such that it can't help doing so. "The pub lic can rely upon itas a master remedy for all disorders arising from impor ted digestion." James M. Thomas, M. D. ,in American Journal of Health, X. Y. F. G. Fricke tt Co. Ei;l.ind's ranper Population. On Jan. 1, 1899, the total number of paupers receiving relief ' in England and Wales was 821,238. As the popula tion of the two countries is estimated at Cl,39i,08, the paupers relieved amounted to one out of every 38 per sons, or 2.6 of the population. London city heads the list in regard to the Lumber in receipt of relief, the total amounting to 123, CC3 persons. In Mid dlesex the outdoor pauperism is small er than in 3i of the 45 counties. There is an increase in the number of insane paupers. 1 his class has increased year by year from 20,975 in 1S5S to 93.357 in lMi9; London contributing to the re lief of 5,592 indoor and 14,541, or a to tal of 20,133. The West Riding of Yorkshire comes next in the order of insanity with a total of 5,551. Kates fur Greater America Imposition. ll 'ductd rates to Omaha will apply from points on the Burlington route within c0 miles of that city during the entire period of tho Greater Amer ica exposition, which open July 1 and closos October 31. There will be three different kinds of tickets: Ten-day tickets, which will be sold it SO per cent of double the one-way ate. Seven-day tickets, the rate for which will bo one fare for the round trip, plus 5 per cent on sale Tuesdays. "Week-end" ticket?, which will be on sale Saturdays and for Sunday trains due in Omaha before 1 p. m. ono fare for tho round trip. J. FUAXCIS, G. P. A.. Omaha, Neb. Oueen's Mont Valuable Percuisit-s. The Duke of Marlborough and Wel lington present the queen on each an niversary of the battles of Blenheim ana v aterioo witn small rapncas 01: j 1110 rit-ucu lixg iiiiu iu)ai i)i iu.-u standard. At the end of each year the flags are given to the officer of the , guard who is on duty on those two rlnvs. Thf most valii.ihle nernuisites ' received by the queen are six magnifi- j cent Cashmere shawls, from Cashmere, which range in value from 100 to 250 each. 1 RBTOIIN TO NebrasKons Iq Camp at the Pre sidio Tak,e Up Their Reg ular Duties. Drilling Will Soon Be Dispensed Witb arjd Aen Rlived Their Gurs. San Fkanci-co, Autr. 1 The First Nebraska regiment sjent a pleasant night in camp and the boys nro feeling "VV. ah weainer is unennu I the il .st which bothered somewhat ,.l ..!.. n . a l : r? . i I ycsteruay is noi stirring ,0,iay. cry , ! f w "f t'" m,"n llilv" caught cold and th.-nj were a smaller number than , usual at sick call today. j Orders e-e issued at the camp to ! day and the Nehruskaus took up the regular routine of duties as follows: j (;u.ll t mount at 7:10 in the nvT-iiiiL'. ,., , ... . -.I,.., i, i t.. at ;:.'' i. It is j.robable that all chilling of the returned troops will be dispensed with and that within a short tim- they will be relieved f their etuis. Govern-. r I 'oy liter and ('iii'rcs'-m-iii Stark v isited t!ie ca m p t his af ternoo'. and tr ivu a close i n.ipcct ion to ali the , conveniences and surroundings. They found that the government was taking such good care, of the boys that noth ing furlhi. r cul 1 be desind. ( i.iici rl l!y I lie Manil. The baml concert today was the liist regular tire given since the fighting b. g;;n. At the o(ieiii:iLr of hostilities 4 with the Fill pii.o-. the band men went into ih-.' ranks and have iiiade good soldiers. Since tho regiment was takn from the front the band took up practice a'ain and i now' in good shape. It has iwenlv men Since en listment (ifiy-two men have served in the. bar: d. In order that they might have every care, e'even men v. ho answered to sic): call were Mat 10 the gem ral hospital today. They we; e Roy Wiltamuth, Company M, fevei ; (''red Triieh, Com pany II, ulcer; William Stevens, Com pany (i, absees -; Charles Mohter, Com pany , bur ; 1'. Dauioiig, Company VI. convalescing from wouads; 'e.ter Aiider.-oii, Company F, f ver; P. A Roy lie.-, Comp n M, di't-rheea; L Ilotten-tein, Company H. convales cing from wound; Joseph Jones, (lorn panv II, (iian lioea; Ktigeno f Seal I, Conipinv boil; Mark' I'av. rs. Com pany (J, diar; ho a . Ni ne of these are serious and all were able to walk over lot tie hospital Sergeant .1. I. Milierof Goiupmy A received notice bv wire todav of his disehaige, in order that lie may go home to see his si. k father. He will start j:s soon as the di-chr.rg" is com pleted. It. is ieain-'il from an official source that any maa in the hospital may b immedialelv discharged in case hi- relatives or friend-, are her ready to give him proper c. ire. This course mut, however, be approved by the. regimental commaiiiler amt 'Ui'- geon i ea eh ca - o 1'lciily to K it. 1 in- soMiors at, ine 1 'rosiciio nave an excellent bill of fare. IJes'des the reg ular ration of fre-h meat, bread, pota toes, eotl'eo and vegetables, they have canned fruit, butter and milk. Tho companies also hay mi -s funis with which they buy fre-h fr uits and veee- tabl.-s. Tho 1 ew kitchens and dining halls are found to be models of con vcnie.nce. In fact, the complaint comes from certain sources that tho bovs are being treated extra good as an induce ment for them to re-enlist. As was expected a general attack is being made on the national adminis tration by it San Franei-co paper with a Nov.' York a: d Omaha attachment. A f- v interviews w,th Nebraska boys have been prinl-.-.l Wen. u :;cing Go neral til's. Those interviews, when seen in P'int,are for the most part repudiated by the me?', who say the language is that ' f an unscrupulous repru-ter in stead of :heir ow n. Silent consent to the suggestive r marks of the inter viewer is made the p-eiext fi- columns of pretended interviews. Colonel Mulford heard from the Bee correspondent the fi;st definite news of iiis new c mimissio.-i in the army and of the eiT rt being mj.de to get him a b-'tter one. He says General Otis oil'c-rcd him a lieutenant colonelcy, but he ptefe.-red to come home with his troops, depending ou proper recog nition fr. m the w;:r department after reaching here. Merchants Wiu the Gold Minneapolis, Aug. 1. A special to the Times fn m Duluth, Minn., says: Emerson Bull of this city has re turned after eightt.-CD mouths spent in the Klondike countrv. Mr. Bull avs the people who are making money in the Klondike are those iu business. They get all the small miners' money. Last year Dili was ou the summit of White pass engaged in freigting. Early in the spring- Mr. Kilgore, also of Duluth, and Bull started for Daw son with supplies, theirs being the first scow to go down the river. On arrival at Diwson they found the mar ket b wo and two hours after opening their stock tbey'had sold it for $7, COO. Eggs" went like hot cakes at $S5 a case, potatoes brought 7 cents a pound iinii Unions ?(! for .'ion. Irritating stings, bites, scratches, wounds and cuts soothed and healed by DeWitt's Witch Hazl Salve, a j f . application for tortured flesh. Beware of counterfeits. Fi icke .S: Co. F. G. F11U Sai.r on Rknt Store room ftml dwelling combined, SIxoS feet, known as the T. V. Davis store, in Murray. Inquire of J. W.Edmunds, Murrav-, Neb. REPORT OF CHICAGO MARKETS. 1'ioni Tliuisdav's Daily. Following it t ho ran-.'e of price on tho Chicago hoard of traiio totlay, km furnished by M. S. MriH, commlH hinn merchant: rs OP I IONS Wheat Spt.... Dec... Iay . . Coru Sept.... Icc... May .. Oats - Sept. .. I Ire May.... Perk Srpt I .;r .... I. 71 w fiy. ,71V. 74V. eIi 74 v 304 Vt .Wftgai 30 i r.ini T-' Sil i H.:i2 1 l'ilflK. mi; v H 17 1WV. iy K L'l H 47 -Ml' s :t WORDS OF UOoTUN ORIGIN. Some i:xr'KHlmiM Tliut Have lieen Coined In Ttmt City. From the lioston Transcript: At the meeting of the IJostonlan society in the old etatehouse C. V. Ernst de livered an interesting talk on the sub j' ct, "Words Coined ia Boston." Mr. Ernst said that Gov. Alros intro duced among other unsalurary things the term "your excellency," as applied to the governor. The speaker claimed the word "bos was first used by a1 man named Gardner, who came In ship from the North sea in charge ot some mechanics. The word "help," ii. caning a person hired to assist, is LosLonian, and was considered a very honorable appellation. Mr. Ernst men-, tioned the following as having had their origin in Boston: "Ileal estate," "corder," "dockage," "measurer of wood," "advice and consent," "mixed drinks," "dooming board," "trua Ejents," referring to hotel accommoda tion, used as ear4y as 1709 in a per mission given by the selectmen of Bos ton; "fire ward," "fix," "stormy," in the Boston sense of rainy, cloudy, but uut necessarily implying wind; "blanks," in the sense of "blank forms"; "limbs," applied to both anus and legs and described as being pe culiar; "depreciating currency," "fluc tuating currency," and "promoter," claimed by the speaker to have been first introduced in a treatise on finance by Dr. Douglas; "Boston brown bread," first used in 174C in descrip tion of a baked mixture of rye or wheat with Indian meal; "assortment," re placing an original sortlment; the use of the "store" for "shop"; "goodies," "factory," for manufactory," In 17C7; also in the revolutionary and post revolutionary period various phrases, including "continental congress." Mr. Ernst described "block" and "police" as terms originating in Boston, saying that the police were thus named here long before the term was applied to them in England. He held that "bind ery" was coined in Boston; also that the telephone "hello" went from here to all parts of the worlti.- "Teamster" was Boston coined; so was "bicycler." "Democrat" had its origin in Philadel phia in 1793, and was first used to de scribe a party policy In Boston in 1804 BRAVE LITTLE SUNFISH. Its light with a Carp Ten Times It Size. "I saw an amusing thing the other day, while out fishing in Fish lake," said James Weston to a St. Louis Globe-Democrat man. "I was catching fish about as fast as any one who was not fishing for the market would care to, and many of them were sun fish. In a sheltered spot I noticed one of these little fellows standing motion less, except his fins, which occasionally moved very slowly. I dropped my hook, with a small minnow on, close to the fish's nose, when it moved up, took hold of the bait very gingerly, carried it away about three feet, dropped it and glided back to its place by the stone, once more settling itself as it was before I disturbed it. Look ing closely, I discovered a fungus be neath the fish that looked like a bit of colored lace. I then knew that the little goggle-eye was on its spawning bed. Again in the spirit of fun, I dropped the minnow near the sunfLsh. She snapped It by the tall and lugged it off fully two yards and let It drop, scudding back to the nest again like a shot. I concluded not to disturb it again and was about to leave when a lubberly carp came moving along. The ugly fish let itself rise gradually, as if to take a survey of its surround ings. Its shadow fell across the sun fish nest, and, like a weathercock in a gale, the little sunfish swung around and faced the carp that was ten times its size and fifteen times its weight. Mr. Carp moved on toward the care fully prepared nest, when, like a cy clone, the little sunfish, with dorsal fin erect, made a charge on the big dis turber of the peace. The sunfish JM not attack the carp's head, but, with, bristling spines, shot under the big fish's belly and prodded him with their needle points. The old carp humped his back and began wobbling away, but the sunfish circled and gave it an other rake with its dorsal fin, when I noticed about six inches of intestina protruding from the carp's abdomen That seemed to satisfy the pugnacious sunperch and it returned to Its sentinel duty above its nest. I have often heard of the little sunfish's game qualities. but I never before saw one In action. From that demonstration I don't tbink the carp will destroy much of the spawn of the little sunny, and I m sure they won't get near a bass bed." A Kellc of Old TarU. A very curious relic of old Tarls is about to he removed the house In the Rue de Venise, built in 1402 by the cel ebrated alchemist, palmist and philan thropist, Nicholas Flamel. It is one of the few specimens of fifteenth cen tury architecture still to be seen In the French capital.says the London Cnron icle. Until the revolution its upper floors were let to poor old men and women, who, in accordance with Flamel's will, had only to pray for the repose of his soul and to say an ave every day at the hour he died to se cure lodgings rent free. One Minute Cough Cure quickly euros obstinate Eummer coughs and colds. "I consider it a most wonder ful medicine, quick and safe." W. W. Meiton, Mayhew, WJs. F. G. Fricke & Co. The best of all Pills are Beecham's Brave Men Fall victim to Htomach, llvor and kidney troubles aH well as women, and nil fool tho roHult In loss of nppetile, poisons in tho Hoik, backacbo, nor v-ouste-ns, headacho, and tired, listless, run-down feeling. Hut thoro'n no need to feel like that. Listen to J. W. Gardner Idaville, Ind. Ho say: "Klectric Hitters are just the thing for a man when ho Is all run down, and don't uare whether Le livei or dies. Jt did more to (five m new strength and good appetite than anything I could lake. I can now eat anything and have a new lease on life." Only 50 cents at F. C). Fricke & Co'h. drug store. F.very bottlo guaranteed. Precede 'ur. The workmen who go in advanc or the czar whenever he travel form a squad of six mechanics. Two art lock smiths, two carpenters and two ma sons. All are marrh ,1 me:!, horn in the czar's service, and absolutely de voted to their Boverelci: Tneir busi ness is to examine tic v.. ills, flooring, chimneys, locks and fin nit ure of the apartments which the i.ar is to oc cupy. The chimneys, in particular. engaKe their attention, for every flu leading to a room In which the czar is to sleep or eat has to he grated or aj barred at top or bottom This is per haps the most Important body of men in the royal lodyguard, as they might at any time, with but little danger to themselves, admit or direct an assaa sin. isioiciics anil exci escneo, wtncli so often annoy people, aro simply efforts of nature to throw off iu. pediments to the proper performance of her duties. Ilerbine will aid at d assist nature in in her work, and ensure a skin clear and beautiful, entirely free from all imperfections. Price -atlc. F. (J. Fricke it Co. WHY? Why isn't an astronomer a night watchman? Why Isn't a man who is flighty a balloonatic? Why don't banks employ gossip:, as receiving tellers? Why isn't a blessing in disguise ways out of sight? Why isn't It whipped cream win-n the cat gets through licking it? Why isn't the doctor who is aiv. t , taking somebody off a funny fellow " Why iloes the baby that talks ,, plainly to its mother always ih-i lin to be interviewed by sti angers".' cago News. Where tho digestion is good, and the general power of the system in a healthy state, worms can find no habi tation in tho human bod . White's Cream Vermifuge, not only destroy every worm, hut corrects all derange ments of tho digestive organs. Price 25c. F. G. Fricke & Co. A Mirror Attachment. Ladies will appreciate a new mirror attachment which will enable them to see tho back of their hats and gowns, a clamp being attached to one side of a large glass to carry a series of links forming a flexible arm which can te adjusted to bring a small mirror into position to show the figure in the huge one. Road Civilities. The man on the yellow bicycle swerved hurriedly to one side to get out of the way of a buggy and ran into the curbstone, to the serious disfigure ment of his front wheel. "You will pardon me. Jeered the man in the buggy, stopping to look at the wreck. "if I call that a mighty poor turn out Kodol Dyspepsia Cure thoroughly digests food without aid from the stomach, and at the same time heals and restores the diseased digestive organs. It is tho only remedy that does both of these things and can tie relied upon to permanently cure dys pepsia. F. G. Fricke &. Co. These Unavoidable. The Old One My boy, now that you are starting out, remember there are two kinds of women In the world to avoid the married and the unmarried. The Young One How about the wid ows, governor? The Oid One Don't try. ics. It would be useless. Town Top- luuocent Creatures. She Henry, Lwant some money. He Money? What for? She 1 want to buy one of those baseball fans. They must be all the rage; the papers hav? so muoh to say about them. Indianap olis Journal. Red Hot From the Gun was the ball that bit G. B. Steadman of Newark, Mich., in tne Civil War. It caused horrible ulcers that no treatment helped fer 20 years. Then Bucklon's Arnica Salve cured him. Cures Cuts, Bruises, Burns, I'.oils, Felons, Corns, Skin Eruptions. Best Pile cure on earth. 25 cents a box. Cure guaranteed. Sold by F. G. Fricke & Co., druggist. All the I.IoPh Fault. The recent East Indian famine haa had some comic features. In Aurun gabad the priests were paid to pray for rain and did so, day after day, but the rain failed to appear, though very costly processions were organized. At last the people became angry, threw the gods Into the rubbish heaps and blocked up the entrance to the temples with masses of thorns, as a penalty for keeping the fields dry. It's just as well for a Hindoo god to attend to business If he wants to keep his job. No one knows tho unbearable torture, tho peculiar and agonizing pain. caused by piles, unless they have suf fered from them. Many lieliove them incurable. This ia a mistake. Proper treatment will cure them. Tabler'n Buckeye Pile Ointment ia an infallible cure, t'rice, ouc. in bottles, tunes -o. F. G. Fricke &. Co. King, Em pore r, Duke, Prince $1. Elson, the Clothier. THE END HOG. Anil IliK 1 at Mini Tt-iit ri-.- lil lfit Car 'I. Boston I ferald : I 1 .. w Or :iy idftlit ml i-Iee- the other night on a l,e;i tile, which rather l;.e. , hog" silly. A man u I the "end ,:e In tho 1.4 i-hovr-d a neighborhood of Pm ima, woman with him In the mat which al ready held twu other pas-a nceis; ono T tieSj ylilicd to prui und moved in. th otfcar held t.v. fcrt, and then came the tus-of-v.-ar. The st'jut par ty became purple wtth r.jge: "Please move up." The ' ehd hug" blandly answered: "I can't." Then the 4w0 I'ounder made one more desperate ef fort, und finally .-1 zed himself through the second jil.n-e, puffing and panting with the exci Hon. But hi woes were not over. A woman had stopped the car, and as the conductor counted but four heads for thla partic ular bench, he ordered her In there; and she went, climbing over the "end hog" to a space of less than three Inches besides the choleric passenger, .vho was theemhodlnieni. of six fur naces. It was more laughable to v' the indignation on the countenance: of thiJe this last wedge had made inisei ahlo. The "end hoi' hunn li's fan over the running ho.-; I and tried to breathe; the fat party sprawled out hi:; elbows and .grumble I l his compan ion, and the other end sealer huncii -d herself Into nothingness in vain. W hen tho "fifth wheel" to this coach llnally got off the car she was cresl d to gether like an opera hat. I I. en the others expanded, and once more four passengers on that particular b nch were more than it could conveniently accommodate. I was sorry lo leave without knowing whether the s'oiii gentleman had the right, of war, or if he stepped on and obliterated foiever the "end hog" when he destination. reaetieii in pro- A free and easy ex pedoratlon is 'd h diieed by a few doses of Ha'" llorehound Syrup, in all caseiiHy hoarseness, sole throat, or tlifli-G. of breathing;. Price 2-ri and 50e. I' . Fricke .V 'o. TOLD I3Y FIGURES. San Francisco has 20.000 children of M'hool age who attend no place of learning. As early as the year 47 B. C. (he great Alexandrian library in Egypt contained over 40,000 valuable books. The people of Paris eat over 2n,0U horse.: and donkeys a year; last year's list fi.ine to 2:S.:V)-. horses, 439 donkey and XI', mules. The different flesh : ell. for from lo 20 cents per pound. A 1 innle stone 115 feet long, IC lcl equal e at one end and 4 feet Mpiarn at the other, has been successl ul Iy cut from 1 he sandstone quarries at Hough ton Point, Wis. It Is suppo:a'il to no the longest monolith ever quarried. Home extraordinary catches of : ai mon were reported at Berwick this fall. At Yarrow, oik of the Tweed fisheries, over 200 salmon were got in the morn ing tide. In one haul sixty large sal mon and grilse were brought ash He, and in another fifty. Three for $1. Laundered I'ercalo Shirts- -Elson, tho Clothier. Largest line of cotton and rubber garden hose ever brought lo tie- city. Ehingor Hardware company. TIMETABLE aftjra . Llncol n Omaha Helena Portland San Francisco All points west. Chicago St. Jose p 1 Kansas City St. Louis nrifl all points East and South. TRAINS LEAVE A8 FOLLOWS! No 1. Denver exuruss U:4K am No fi. Cli lcino ex di-omb 7:2 am No 20. Local express, daily, Ht Joo, Kaunas. St LouIh, all polutN south I0:nr am 4. Locai ex 0. dully, Hurl lux ton No (Jhlcaifn, all point s khhL 10 ::-,( am Sundays talcc No . 20 ( III a 111) Noli-. Local e-xji. daily except Hun day I'iU'itic J unction 11:25 pm No :V. Freight, daily except Su nd y i'acilic .In net Ion pm No Z VcHtibuled nxp, dully, Hur lliiKtori, Chlieti'o und all uouitH oat . i l.r'Hili train for St. 1 .ouis aijrl ht. Sou 5::i7 jm No l:;. Lounl exp. (laaly. st '. Kan sas City. St Louis. C!lilo;to ail point :uyil and nouth.. No I'.'. Local (ixp. il ady.Omali a. Lin coin. Pen ver and lutrme ulate .-Uiitioris X:'fi pm 7:1W am 10 47 am No 27. Local c-.xp, daily. Omaha N Local freight, uaiiy, ex Hun day, Ct-J;ir l.rebK, LouIh- ville. Soul h ii'jnd Fast mall, dally, Omaha and Llncol. 1 Vewtibulol ;xp, dallv, JJeii ver und all points fn Colo rado, Utah and California, Oran-'J Island, Black Hills. .Montana and I'aolfiu N. W Local t;xp, flally except un- 7:4 1 am 17 ,,m A :'..'! i,m 3.50 prn NO No No uay. Louisville. Ashland, Wahoo, Schuyler No 11. Local ex p. dally except Sun day, Omaha and Lln-oln 5-00 pm . rct-iminif chair ears seats free) on tnrouith trains. Ticuctg sold -mil !iai.VH;'e sheckod to anv nolnt in h,. m .ii.... 1 . Dnltt-d States or Canada. lor Information, time tahl tickets cull or write to W. L. PICK-KTT. A(fnt, Flattsrnouth. Neti. FRANCES. Gen. Pass. Airt.. Omaha, Neb. vt. I'. XJ .VI K (MKII. TKAINS OOI NO MOUTH, NO. 1 No. II No. 121, local fretifht a. m -ll.r.l rum ...t m cm -1 0 : 4 : p m . 7::i."i a m 4: ail p m THA INS OOt.NO HOI7TH. No. No. L' local freight No. IU Arrival niil Depart ar of Mallit. AKK1VAU" 7:)a. m. Omaha ami North. South on M. P. vt west, l-.at and :vi!i)h u liurlinjit on 4il " - Omaha, West on V. P. IOjH " - Lincoln and i , a! t hn.,1, ,. I :-!-" - Scl.ie.loi. h-t 011 N A I :" ' "' St. Loirs, ' imlli .111 M I' '.! 'JU !. 111 l-'.at .11 11 .V M ...:Oi St. 1'aul A- S. C. MH " 1 ii,,al -1. I a:,l 1 M i l a , I K I., aN-o VV ... t i ' ii,,,.iii.,. 'A I'M and I: A M . 1)1-I'AKl L'KK "M0 a. in Omaha, West on K. I. aud liurhugton. i:-il South ou Ptirlinton. 10-.OS " Last ou PiirliiiKtuu. 111 " Omaha. North on M P . West oq l-.lkhorii. North on St. P. M. ,fc fj 2:1 JO p. m Omaha, West on B. Ai M. and U. P , North ou St. P. c S. C, Last ou k' JN. W , and C. M. & t. p.. South on Wahabh. 3 3D " South on M. P. .3:41) West ou Burlington, South on auti branch M. P. Schuyler. 4:30 Omaha, Fast on Burlington, West oo H:00 " South on M. P., Vct M. p, to I.in coin. North on M. P. via Louisville, Omaha, Fast and South on Bur Hugteu, West ou Burlington west oi flattings.