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ADDRESS ORDKRS To - - THE HERALD.
MEN T WHY ARE
HAVE YOU UllEO DRUGS AND
iPgflMDEH'SjPLECTRIC
IP $koZ. . . ill ,AMn CITCDCMCnDV FDR'..
the effects
I ueh titrerera vre
I but trial ti con-
' ii? axpoauro, rou mar
I trtortrlcll
ilv-tind SI
i thus canard your
your ayatem the ele-
nienia mus araiiiea,
III reniovethocauae f I
' avaittiu I no vit.- ,w
war. Tblaiaour pnin -t
Our StOII. pnii
,3 book "Three
n n n or . Ill I
nued anil old
visririn lleli
lr. hnuilen'
no i e
ttrobuat health and
- vliror, after all
nnrfradanf nuns throuuhout thla Slate, who would
Stroud letters beariug tvuuiiuuv to their recovery
WE HAVE CURED THESE
KEBTOCS DEBILITY AND WEAKNESS.
Omit. Rirroe, Mich., November Irt, MM.
Pa. A. T. Pamhsh. Ix ar Sir i-ln reply to your late
fnvnr. have tow tnat I thlna your Dr. nanaen r.iccinc
lllt nnd of the ffreatcut Inventions of tlie nineteenth
e,iiliirr. and poiulili'r It a niiwt nowerf ul airent for itimni
amonff tbemanv alftlcttl on thlMearth, and 1 know that
I.miidIi n.M u.vrnl nf vmir Im.II h,VA Iwnn N.ilfi. to the
S parties' nreatert antiafaction. As to niVdelf lama well
- man to-day from weurlnirnneof your eleetrlc belti, and
. am thirty HundMheavi,-r than before UMiuglt. Ichccr
lull uu truthfully rrcunin i nd v.iur U lt.
II. Ii. WlUiUi, 30 Hhasmut Avenue.
CENEBAL DEBILITY, NEnT0CSNE9.
Mn.wAntra, Wis., Anmirt 7th. 1WS.
i, lB, A. T. 8KnF, Ih-Ar Kir c-The Kieeiric li. lt I re
l reived from you lat Ainl liaidmieall It Is recommended
to do. I can say It Ikim d more for me than all the
randlelna 1 have taken In three years. The time I frot
r.m lielt I wasln a luideondktion.suirerinHTin-eatlv from
Xr-'neral debility, nervounenn. Ac, and m.r blood wan in
1 f v'ry poor condition. I wciifhcl at the time I pot the
belt 116 pounds, but atprem'iii v iltinir my wt-iht Ik 118
'T Iracomiiwuljourbelttoall. BllultTLL,iSI!iMKhing!lt
THE DR. SANDEN
Is a complete galvanic bat terv, made Into a belt o as to be easily worn during work or ntnwt. and It
gives aootblnp, pr ilonued currents which are Instantly lelt throiiphont nil weuk pnrts, or we lortelt
$3,000. It baa an linpidved F.It'Ciric Suapt- u((ry, the prcniest never given weak men. and
we warrant it to cure any of I ho above weaknesses, nnd Meiilnrpe shrutikeii limhs.or parts, or Iloney
Kelundrd. They are graded in stretch to meet all stneee "f weahness In ymin , ninldlegederoliJ
men, aud will cure the worst cases in two or three month j. Address lor full Information.
SANDEN ELECTRIC CO.. 169 La Salle St.. CHICACO, ILl
RAILROAD T.ME TABLE.
HI KMMiTON A JllsMU Itl KIVKIt It, Ii
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V I FnMnlit Xn 7"i, to Smith Oiiinliii.
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Cll.Ci NOKTII
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Xo.3 3:4ii p. ill.
K,,, i;r? 4:(KI p. 111.
(i(UX(i SOL'TH -
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Xo. N. fiver -'H p. in
No. l-i irciKlit H:5I a. in
SKCUKT NOCItT
PAS- CAMP No. 3S! M. W. A. n ts every
V eecHiul Mill Koinlll Moniliil' eviilnus in
Kilzceritlil hall. Vlniling nemlilnirs welcome.
P.C. Iliiiismi, V. C : I". Herlclilieiiier, W . A.,
B.C. Wilde, Clerk.
1 nKIIKK III' lllf. wuui.n, meeis at ( :
hill. A. K, (iroom, iireslilelit, Tlioa vlling
w every moiiimv rvennia m ior hhhih rt,,o.
ary.
W XoM-Mei'l lirst anil third Kri-
day t'veniiiK ol eiiili niniith nt lllllf
Krntik Yurinvli'ii . I ttiJB HiirwitK,
reionler.
K.McCoiillilc I'ost No. 4r meeU every
ttur ihv evoninu Ht : in heir Hull in
nek wood l.lock All vNlllng ciilniml l'e
cordlitllv Invited lo
eet Willi lis,
Kleil Billes,
Cost Adjutant ; li. K
Mies, I'ne
t'omiliaililer.
I'NKiHTsoK I'V'I IIIAs- (tiitiutlet Lodije
Xo-47. Meets every Wednesday eve
nin Ht their hall over I'lenuet ic Tint's, all
visit inn kniuhts are cordially invited to
attend. M . ( irilllth, C C: I tis Ilovey K of
K and S.
V Xo HI Meet second and fourth
lnv evetiitiiis ill t lie month at It)
O F Hall.
M Vondran. M V, K 1' Urowii,
recorder.
DKtih'EK tF IIOXOK -Meets the tlrst
and third Thrursilav eveninus of each
month in I.ll. t. F. hall, Fitzgerald Mock.
Mrs. Addie Smith, Wort hv Sister of Honor
Mrs. Nannie Hurkel, flster secretary.
TVKflKKK OK IHIXOK
Ivy lode. No. 13
A meets llrst and third Thursdays (,f
each mouth In k. of I
er, sister Hecretarv.
halt, StellH Trav
I A
UK Lincoln Council A. P. A. Xo. I
meets everv second and fourth Wed
nesday In each month at I. O. O. K, hall.
a'1- str&
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Mil InXI.
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HOME PAPER
OSliY $1.75.
YOU WEAK?
FAILED TO FIND A CURE?
WHO ARE DEBILITATED. ANDSUfTERING
from Nervous DebjlitV Seminal Weak
NESiL0SSESd)RAlN5lMP0TCNCY OR,
Lost Manhood. Rheumatism. Lame
Back Kidney Troubles. Nervousness
oheplessnessRdorMemorYs General IllHealth
of abrmea. excesses, wnrrr and exposure. For
L."earplief anil cure In our tnarvelmia Invention, which requires
vine, most Kkoptical. In your mnorance of eflerta or by excesse ,
havnundulv drained vouravsteuiof nerve forreand vltalltv which)
weakness or lack of force. If you replace Intu
vtnicn are reauireu ior via-nrous mreiiKin, ynia
and health, strengtn ana Tiiinr win ioiiow ai once aim in me natural
una tmAtninnf uml we tfiiurantee a pure or nionev refunded.
Classen of Men," abuuld b read by every
limn, scut eeaiea, iree.
in nn exoerinient. as we nave restored thousands
other treatnienta failed, as can be shown bf
iiladlT testify, and fruiuiu&uyuf whom Wu have)
after uiun our Held
- WE CAN CURE YOU!
EKOMU'HtSlDENT OK UIEU 1'LOW CO.
oNHorrti, III., Oct..
Dr. A. T. flaunt. PearRlr i-The8anden Electric Belt
which I purchased of you twoyeara airo worked to mf
r.NTtHi satisfaction , and I take pleasure in reconv
memlinir It f i ny of my friends who are afflicted with
ailments for u'acureof which the belt Is reeommendeif,
ounvery truly, vH. IIA.A, rrea. nier j iowtm,
LAME HACK) KIDNEY DISEASE, AO.
CmrAOO, October 17, W.
Da. A.T. PAimim, Dear fllrr-This Is to eertifyth.it I
hnve used the tkiiiden Khclric belt for lame back an I
kidney trouble, ami say to those afflicted tbst I bave
receive(l aeomiileteeure. I most cheerfullyrecommeml
tuem. Yours, Ac, J AM 1-3 MILLS, i;tb and Frailer mat
UECUMMEND8 THE UELT TO ALL.
Kansas City, Kansas, October JOth, IIS
Dr. A. T. Raki.k, Dear Kir,- VoursortheiMih Inst., '.sat
hioul.iind I will say In reply that your No.fi. Ir Hilr.il.'il
Klectiic Kelt baa iriven good satiiif action and has dona
me a wonderful pood. From now on I shall ue It
every dov, and know It will briny me out all O. K. I
h Ave (riven your belt a pood recommend to Severn I here,
llofiup you will sell iuaiiv more, 1 am, yours truly,
E.s.srtuuv.Lock Box iia.s.B.auaicn.
ELECTRIC BELT
ciChrui-s.
L'ATAiH.U'.- St. l'liill, C'liurch, Dak, lie
twi'cn Kilth ntiil Sixtli. Father I'arnev,
raster Mervices: Muss at s and 1i:;Ia .. M
Sunday Si In ml at :':) with henedk'tion.
I ill.(lli:i II Al'TisT. Mt. Olive (Ink, lif-
tweeii lentil and I'.levenlli K'ev. A Ilos
well, pastor. Services II n. in and 7 ;.'ln p.
in. I'rnyer ineetiiii; Wednesdiiy evening.
FlHST MKTHoUIST. Sixth St., lielween
Main mid I'earl. K'ev. I.. F. Unit I). 11,
pastor. Services II a. in , and M:mi p, in.
Sunday school at 'i:'.f p. in.
liKK.I.W I'KKSHV TEMI.W. turner Main
ami .Ninetli. Kev. W'itte, pastor. Ser
vices usual hours. Suudav si hool at
!l::m p, in.
t' II It I ST A N t'orner l.ocust and Kiuhth
streets. Services: Morninii and eve
tiiui;. Klder A. (otlloway, pastor. Sun
day School at III a. 111.
F.I'Iscol'At. -St. Luke's c'iiirch corner of
Third and Vine streets. Rev. II. II
Huruess, pastor. Services: II a. tu. and
7:30 p. in, Sunday School at :' p. in.
I'KKSHYTKHIAX. Services in new
church, corner Sixth and (iranite sts.,
Nov. J. T. Ilaird, iitorSiml;iv school at
!i:30; prcachiiiK at II. a. tu. mid H p. in.
The Y. I". S. C. F.. of this church meets
every suMiiitli eveniiiif at 7;l" in base
ment at the church. All are invited to
attend these ineetiims.
SWKUIsll I'oNliHKSStoNAI.,
twsan Fillh and Sixth.
tiriiutie. he
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DKhlfial aTaiaiTat
Ignacio Galvun. a young Spanard
who went to the City of Mexico, from
New Orleans, where he resided for
several year, has been arrested
and placet in Melem prison on the
charge of swindling. He had car
ried on his operations on an exten
sive scale, and had already realized
a profit of several thousand dollars
He brought with hitu to Mexico a
large number of confederate bills,
which he hail secured in New Or
leans. He found no difficulty in
passing these bills on the smaller
storekeepers of the city as genuine
American currency, and received
the change in Mexican coin. His
arrest was brought about through
an American locomotive engineer,
who saw the man pay a large bill
at a small restraurant with
the worthless money. When ur
rested Galvan had &M0 of the bdls
in his pocket nnd a large quantity
in his trunk. He is thought to have
worked Monterey, San Luis I'otosi
and other cities of Mexico in the
same man tier.
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P'ryear.
$1.50
All First-Clana Dru,.jiiH
From prt-fieiit dute will keep on
sale the important Kant India I letup
remedied. Dr. II. James', prepara
tion of thi herb on it own soil
(Calcutta), will positively cure con
Mimptioii, l.nmcliitts, asthma, and
tta!al Catarrh, and break up a fresh
cold in 't hour. J'.'.ot) per bottle
or 3 bottles jfor $tl."V,). Try it.
CKAHnocK & Co., proprietors.
liiX'Race street. I'liiladelpia.
KlIKl MATISM CUKEH IX A DAY.
"Mystic Cure" for Rheumatism and
Neuralgia radically cures in 1 toll
days. Its action upon the system
is remarkable and mysterious. It
removes at once the cause and the
disease immediately disappears.
The tir.st dose tjreatly benelits, "a
cents. Sold by F. (J. Fricke A Co.,
linguists, I'lattsmotith.
A Sensible Man.
Would use Kemp's Balsam for the
throat and luns. It is curino;
more cases of couij'hs, colds.J as
thma, bronchitis, crouo and all
throat and luii troubles, than any
other medicine. The proprietor has
authorized tlriitf jfirft so tfive you a
sample bottle K H K K to convince you
of the merit of this j reat remedy.
Large bottles otJc. and if I,
A Great Surprise
Is in store for all who use Kemp's
Halsam forth.) Throat and Lungs'
the great guaranteed remedy. It is
sold on its merits and any druggist
is authorized by the proprietor of
this wonderful remedy to give you
a sample bottle free. It never fails
to cure acute or chronic coughs.
All druggists sell Kemp's Hals.un.
Large bottles 50c. and f 1.
Salesmen'.--Knergetic men want
ed. Free prepaid outfit. Due of
our agents has earned over f'JO.iKK)
in five years. I. (). Hox LITl, New
Yolk.
Mystic Life Metiewer,
This wonderful Health Htiilder
and Constitution Restores ii indeed
a veritable renewerof life; because
it possesses such marvelous powers
to cure all forms of Failing Health,
Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Nervous
Diseases, Heart Affections, Female
Weakness, HrokenConstitution and
all wasting diseases. FJvery bottle
warranted to give satisfaction or
money refunded, Free. bottle at F
(1. Fricke & Co., druggists, JIMatts
mouth.
Notice to Gardners and Farmers
i net ass county canning com
pany is now ready to contract for
50 acres tomatoes. Contract can
be found at the Ifindee hardware
store, anil at the First National
bank. 2t
0UR
Blrk Baadaeheand relieve all tbatronblaa ino
dent to a bllloua atate of tba aratam, aucb afl
Piulneaa, hauaea, Urowatnaaa, lllatreaa aftat
eatlriR, Palo In tba Side, ka. While their moal
remarkable aacceaa liaa beau iflown Ui ciuug
SICK
EeaAaeha, yet Carter Littlo Llrer Pttll arw
eouallv valtiaklo In Con'tlnation. curtna and ore.
Ventlug tblaaQnr.ricRcouiplaint.wbllo tbey aln
rorTectaildlaorderaottlinatnmacntliniiiatetn
liver and regulate the bowel. JCTnUU-yoni
Aehathey wonld bcalmoitprloelcsato thoaawha
aulfrr fromtblihatrfaKiiigconiilalnt; butfnrtu
Bately thelrgKidiieaadiieanotenil bi're.amlthoaaj
Wbooncetry tbcmwlll find these littlo plllavalit
Able In no many wave t bat they will not be wil
li&g to du without tbem. IiutafUirallalcklieaJ
I tb ban of ao many Uvea that her I what
we maie our great boaat. Oui plllacureltwljlla
Otbera do not.
Carter's Little Liver Pills are very small and
Trry eaay lo take. One or two pills make a doaa.
They are strictly rentable and do not gripe or
purnf, btithy tliuirfrenlle action pleaaaall wbo
uaetbam. Jnvulaat'JScenta; llvafnrll. Sold
by drugxiata arerywliere, or nut by mall.
CARTER MEDICINE CO., New York.
SMALL PILL. SMALL DOSE. SMALL PRICE
CARTER'S
I f IVER
PIUS, -J
A VARNISHED TALE.
When Mr. and Mrs. Rlitrik of Jot atreet
went to K.UMiie on their wedding tour, j
Blank took Ins kodak along. His lovely .
tmmt'liiie thought he wan "jierleotly hor j
rid to think of Hiiythinii that would ill
tnwt hia Httoutioii trom her, and poor
Itlmk had a hanl tinietouuarint himself.
Ii-. had wisely concluded that a kodak I
would let them down easy on the billing!
nd cooim; husiuesi. A lon married frh'iul ;
had u.iii.ed him that there would hot..,- .
rent of teat's iiion t!ie tirst lndicatioii of n
Uuip in h: uttcMious, ami this he v '
posed to iliik'tiise liy rlever Mtrateuy.
His M'lieme toi ktsl like a charm. Theii
tnutiial infiitua ion gradually ahifted fcoin
each other to the little lilack Ikix, anil the
button tt prossed with ever incn-asini; in
reri'i. The O'.itt. nve of it wax that Blank
la-cmue an uninitit;ateil crank on the auh
jecr ,i( photography. His private den nut
converted into a regular lalior.it ory as kihhi
as thev had returned anil were settled at
housekeeping The shelves were tilled with
lieualiveM, transparencies and Minis, and the
table was covered with huruUhers, devel
opers, typo trays and other accessories ol
photoiiraphy
One evenitm not lorn; airnMr. nnd Mrs.
Blttik cauie over from t'hurlottu avenue to
spend the eveuim. The air wa.s as sharp
iw neisl'.es, nnd 4hi'ii they arrived poor
Mrs. Blink was nearly wild with nennili;ia
in her face. Mrs. Blank is a sympathetic
little creature, and idie flew hpuukI to net
relief for her visitor. She found some lieu
raUia pills, hut they seemed to d ) no yood.
' I here is a Imttle of liniment in the house.
that is just splendid if I could Hud it," she
nil id. "James xot it for me, ami it uave al
most Immediate relief."
Then the little lady went Into her hits
band's private den to look for the bottle,
while Blank went into the. library to have
a quiet smoke with lilmk. Mrs. Blank
prowled about smellitiK the tint tie mil il
she was almost ill, and finally found one
that nhe was sure contained the liniment.
The label read, "Anthony's (Juick Ilrying
aruisli,' hut the lady did not slop to
read il.
The sufferer leaned back in her chair, and
Mrs. Blank slopped on a liberal coutinof
the varnish Anv one who has handled
negative varnish know w ith what wonder
fill rapidity it la transformed from a thin
liipii I to a Klaens hard as 1,'la.ss uml as
touh as Inttlier. Mrs. Blink's face was
puckered up into the most woeful expres
sioti her features could iissiinie wlicu the
application was made.
"There," said her attendant, "I know
that w ill rvlicv" you In a few minutes."
.Mrs IHnik really felt that there was
some mysterious virtue in me remedy. M,e
tried to smile lauu'iiidly and say, "Thanks,
I am better now," but found it utterly iui
possible. Her lips weiv filled together ns
if tho seal of silence had la-en forever set
upon them, and her face was like that of a
graven imau;u
She made a queer little noise in her
throat like a strangled shriek, and her eyes
bean to roll horribly a she clawed at her
varnish iMiunil features.
Then It dawned upon Mrs. Blank that
she had made a terrible mistake. She had
used chloroform instead of liniment ami
her dear friend w as th ing. In one brief in
statit she saw herself in the prisoners' dock,
the place crowded witli aynipatlii.inij
friends and the judkce removing the kinks
from Ills pat riarehal hiuird as lie prepared to
Hive her a life sentence.
It was too horrible to contemplate, ami
Mrs. Blank shrieked aloud with terror.
The two gentlemen nearly fell over each
other in their haste to enter the room.
"tireat heavens! what's the matter"
they shouted its they saw Mrs. Blink's con
tortions and Mis. Blank's look of horror.
"This Is terrible," said Blank. "My poor
fellow, you must Is nr it like a man. It's a
stroke of paralysis."
Blink nearly had a lit at this announce
ment, lie crtUKht his stricken wife In his
arms and i Mscd her with Impassioned
fervor The I iss M-emed to slip away like
water sliding from a duck's back. Blink
felt as if he had kissed it nickel plated coal
stove.
"What the devil's this?" he exclaimed,
Hii.ing in coiMcniation at the polished
Klae on his wile's lace.
"1-1 have kiled her," faltered Mrs.
Blank, sin!, inn into a lu-tip on the door.
The Isitlle wasstill clasped in her hand, and
Blank saw the lalsd
"Bo you mean to say you have Ih-cii
usiiiK that slulT lor liniment" lie inquired.
His wife could only fcasp an allirmative.
Mrs. Blank will never forRt't the look her
husband Kiive her at t hat moment. Then
he burst into u roar of laughter. When lie
could stop lotitf enough to explain, he ap
peased the Indixnalloii of the others. They
tried Is'iiiue and Kasoline without avail,
and It was only after half a pint of alcohol
had been applied an a dissolvent that Mrs.
Blink could smile iiKiiin.
There were strained relations between
the two families for several days, but it ia
all over now. They are friends again, but
the little eplsisle will never be forgotten.
J. B. C. in Detroit News.
it Good Match Ural.
His stoop was quite correct, his hat was of
the right shadeand breadth of brim, his neck
was mn tiled in a silk scarf, his hair was
brushed forward, and his hooked handle
cane v. a carried at the proper angle. He
was a robust ly rounded young man, smoked
a eigar instead of a cigarette and was alto
gether a good, healthy specimen of chappie,
dealt boy. One might have been deceived
into the supposition that he was capable of
original thought
Tlie guest to whom he sent his card waa
out. As he turned to leave the ofllce coun
ter he reached for a match In tlie silver box.
Then he fumbled around and scratched it
several time fruitlessly. Finally In that
helpless, baby w ay that overcomes chappies
when upset in the throes of a dilemma he
said tn the clerk:
"Awh, 'ok do you serawtcb these
Uiaw tclies. jeknow "
"Take a good mutch and simply strike it
on the liiHi'ble, You etui use the seat of your
trousers if you like," wa the response, and
the Ih-II boys buried their fates in their
hands and sobbed. Washington Star.
Tin Itnnif nutty of Knr-.
Says an amateur in astronomy: "tine of
the most atHi tling facts that I have learned
about other worlds than ours, mid one that
brings the immensity of the sun Is-forr the
mind In an impressively pruclical ivnv.is
this: That if the earth were placed at the
center of the sun, and the moon shoitiu n
tain the same relative position it new I ns.
the distance from tlie earth to I lie niooii
would Is-only a little more than half the
distance from the center of the sun toils
circumference that Is, the entire orbit of
the uitKiti, 4Mi.nno miles in diameter, is imi
much more than half the si.e of the sun,
w hich is over Win,1""' miles in diaiiieier. It
seems to me t tint not hint' can convey tot lie
mind an idea of the immensity of soma
thing in the universe hihI the sniallness of
others our earth for example in a mora
practical way than this plain atatemeut of
aimple astrouonii m facts." New York
Tribune.
The A pproachlng Yaohtlac Neaaoa. i
The launching of Mr. Carroll' i 84-foot-i-,
which has 1hh suiri'Msfully at'cnnt
dished in America from the famous yard
of th IlerresliotT, reminds ua of the ap
proach of n Viichting season of an impor-:
tiHifo hitherto uiiisUiiled. Sintv ls.11, '
wlicu tin; Atiii'rica won tho Royal Ync'.it
Squadron cup, thero have Ihvii nuttier-'
ous contest lietvveeti the old and the new '
countries for tho sailini,' chauipiotiship,
hut the vessel that is built of nutneient '
jturditii'SH to ndvcnttire. the Atlantic;
ja.ssai:i i nt a notoriiuis (lisadvantaii
when pitted against a rival whoso con-,
itruction dt'tuands no such solidity. Ac
cording to designers on istth Hides of tin)
western ivean, the present rating rules
of both England and America liavo n '
tendency to produce machine, rather
than tho desired "wholesotnrt tyjie" of,
yacht, and under their provisions com-1
fort hits t Is' sacriticed to sisi'd.
tn tho otlier hand, a yacht that cun
crosa l!n Atlantic must at least Ixi re'k
onel seitwoi'Miy, and that she should bo
wtTst"l by a .st ay-at 1101111' nmchiia'tak 't
tducli of the stiti','otit of defeat. During
ttie foiiiinj; season, however, no audi tin-1
s.itisfactnry conclusion will U possible.
If Mr. Carroll's sloop 1h Iwaten in Eng
lish waters and Lord Dunraven's cutter
in American, we can at least cry quits,
but if the victory fall on Ivoth side. to
tin.- saint1 nation, there can l no longer
any luiestinn in to her claim to pit
einineiire for the time. The prizes on
either side i,re of nearly similar impor
tance, nnd tlieir defender will Ira about
equally numerous. Loudon SaturJay
Iieview. ,
A lleer Htury. I
Last fall Mr. Walling, whoso farm ad
joins the village of llaliburton, had two
acres and a half of Swedn turnip. Of
these ho gathered two acres, putting
them in heaps and covering them with
about six inches of straw. The half acre
was not harvested. Mr. Walling's inten
tion was to draw the turnip which were
in heaps a soon a the tirst snow came,
but tlie intention was not carried out
nnd tlie show covered tlie heaps and pre
served tlio turnips. Last week Mr. Wal
ling decided to commence feeding the
turnips nnd took a sleigh to tho turnip
field. The heaps were all gone. Every
turnip had been eaten by deer. More
than that, the half acre had been care
fully gone over by tho herd of deer, and
every turnip had been grublicii out of
the ground nnd eaten, l.tMHJ bushel in
all being eaten. The marks of tho deer
were seen in every direction, and there
must have been 9 tr 10. The field where
tin? turnip were consumed is not more
than three-quarters of a mile from the
village postollice, goinga tho crow flies.
Uobcaygeon Independent.
llevlre tn Shut Off Ntcani I'ower.
The machine shop of J. W. Russell on
Taylor street, where the idea of many
valuable, inventions have been worked
out, has just put forth a new contrivance
which promises to be exceedingly useful.
It ia a method of stopping un engine by
means of an electric button from nny
part of a shop. Many times uccideiits
liapM'ii in various rooms of factories
which could easily have been jirevented
if it were not necessary to run down to
the engine room before (he machinery
could lie HtopiM'd.
The idea of stopping it by electricity
has been tried before, but never by n pro
cess so simple and sure us this. The idea
was developed by John Slaniiiiril of this
city and was perfected Monday, after
four months' hanl labor on it. The whoh
mechanism occupies not luoto than a
cubic foot of Kpace. Springfield Repub
lican. Our Ki'Mlheri'd (lamina.
"i ich. Mike, would ye Ink! HereV a
pie iiul.ide!" said a woi kiiigiiian engaged
in shoveling away the snow ulsmt a big
building in coarse of erection. His shovel
had laid low un enormous snowdrift
where tho wind bud swirled fiercely
about n corner, ami in the Ixittoiuof it
were tho frozen hodies of 20 or !) Eng
lish sparrows. It was a pie indeed, and
there were many such baked last winter.
Millions of the fierce littlo bird jierished
from the stress of winter, ami it will take
years of breeding to bring back the cheer
ful nritiy, the feathered gamins of our
street and the brightest littlo soldier
among us, for, when all' uaid nnd done,
one cannot help liking the Fparrow for
his courage and his ititinito cheerfulness
under adverse circumstances. He is a
constant example to the blue and down
heHrled. New York Herald.
I'oor raderewakl,
I'ftdcrewski's manager has come to the
pianist's assistance to keep the girls
away. The persistency with which they
insist utKin waylaying the pianist in
town and out of tow n, in the wings on
his way from the stage to his dressing
room, Iihh led to the omission from the
programme of the I'uderewski recitals u
list of the pianist's future engagements,
with the times and places of his apjienr
ances. This has been done at the request
of I'uderewski, who was forced into
some measure of protection from the
mob of women who have jK.'stered and
followed him everywhere. I'oor IV
derewski! Boston Herald.
Tho 1'rlaiiner SoiiKht Seclusion.
Of all the ludicrous things which are
told of the condition of the discipline in
the Massachusetts state prison, that
story of the convict Booth, who, having
appointed himself chairman of a com
mittee to select a testimonial to the re
tiring warden, coolly picked out head
quarters Htid hung up a sign, ' No Ad
mittance," which was duly resja'cted by
the prison guards, is the most amazing.
If we don't look out, this extraordinary
Clmrlestown bastile will hihiii be figuring
in comic ojiera. Boston Journal.
Land at K'J.'iU I'er loot.
Some land in Cornhill, Loudon, has
recently belli sold at the rate of iX'.tMKl,
0(H) per acre. The land included five
shops, covering altogether 2,. UK) feet, su
perficial, and it was sold for i l 13,000, or
at the rate of about INTO per foo'.. Two
more shops in the same street, having an
area of about 2..100 feet, were bought ill
for 1100,000. London Tit-Bits.
P. J. HANSEN,
HhALI'K IN
STAFLFY AND FANCY
GROCERIES
GLAS and
QUEENSWARE.
i'.itl ullage uf tlo I'lildu (iu itrrl
I Nortl. Sixth btreei, PiHttsuioun
TIMOTHY : CLARK.
DKALKK I.N
Coal and Wood.
THUMB CAM...
Yards and Ofllce 4o Smith Third Mreet
Telephone No. l:i.
PLATrsMOUril. NKHKASKA
The OldReliable
YARD
H. A. WATERMAN i SON.
Lath, Sash, Shingles,
DOOl.fc. : IILIXDM.
Ktc. C'iiii supply every deuiiin of the
city. Call and rt terms. Fourth
sit reel in rear ol opera house.
StyeQtizetys'Bai?
CAPITAL STOCK $50,000.
W. II. crSIIIMl, l'ri'H.
J. W.JOIINSO.N, Viie l'rt M.
F K K I W. C A K R I'TII, CiiHh'r.
A kfeueral bankltiu business
transacted.
INTEREST ou deposit) al lowed tot
follow: Four per tent. Hiinual
iiitcrt'Ht if ilfpositt'il three months.
Five percent nuiiunl intercut if tie
poHitetl nix months!. Six per cent,
tttmuiil intercut if tlepoHitetl one
year.
THOS POLLOCK R W HYERS
Notary l'uhlic it Abstracter Solicit
Real Estate, Loau and Insurance Agent
If you have real estate to Bell oi
exchange hcikI tit description, price
and terms.
Abstracts of title furnished nt reas
onable rates.
$100,000 to loan nt 7'2 per cent and
no commissions, ou jooil
farm security.
POLLOCK A IIYF.RS
Plattsmouth Nm.
Office under (' County Hank.
For AtchitiBon, St. Joseph, Leaven
worth, Kansas City, St. Louin,
and all points nr'th, east
south or west. Tick
ets sold and bap
Huge checked
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United
States or
Canada. For
INFORMATION AS TO KATKS
AND ROUTES
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