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I 'rices Gold tilled Watches Tliland upward?-.
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NO TRAIN.
H Thongbt II Wm Ui Train, but II Waa
Only Ulll.
Among other who were engaKed In wait
ing for the evening train was a young man
with a withered c;irnation in -hit button
hole and a heartrending expression ou his
film Half a thir.eu times he bad queried
the diMirruan aliout his train, which was be
hind tin if.
IIu wan almost as uneasy an the penclii
hi m of the big clink which maikeil the
ruiuutes in a sicuiiiilj- very leisurely man
ner. Pretty soon a sound tell upon the
young man's ear, so to speak. At leant he
heard something that appeared to him to
be the distant nimble of car wheels. Au
expression of n iief siuxeeileil the resiictted
nnd sutTerinj; look that hud had possession of
his countenance. The sn.ll of waiting wits
almost over. The noise of the heavy iron
wheels increased. Yes; and lliere was some
thing added a moment later that sounded
like the shriek of a shrill whistle in the dis
tance. The young man with the failed carnation
gathered himself together He buttoned
his coat, after having enveloped his seek
in a silk muffler, put his soft hat on straight
and liegan to put on his gloves. The sound
of the approaching train grew louder and
louder The young man thought it was al
most there and suddenly made a dive for
the gate, satchel in hand. The doorman
grabbed htm just as he was going out.
"Where you goiu" he bellowed, irritated
at having been awakened from a dream
that he had been promoted to station mas
ter.
"To the train." nervously replied the
young man.
"What train!'" was the sarcastic query
"Why why the one that's just coming
iu. My train; the train to Host on."
"Go ofi; lluy ain't no train cumin in.
That's only Hill, the freight brakeman,
finorin in the other room."
The old look of suffering followed one of
surprise and disgust on the young mans
face, ami he sat down to continue his wait
ng. Albany Argus.
Hie ShiHli Killed Mini.
He had aliout liuislied tuning the piano
when he looked up and said
"Your instrument was in an awful con
dit ion. You ought to have sent for me
ooner."
"It was tuned only three mouths ago.''
"Then the man who did itcertainly didn't
know his business."
"No?"
"No, ma'am. He had better be working
on the railroad than tuning pianos. Why.
my dear niudam, a delicate instrument like
the piano needs fingers equally delicate to
handle it, combined with an ear of unerring
accuracy. The individual who attempted
to tune this instrument last evidently pos
teased neither of these, lu fact I am free
to say that he did it more harm than good.'
"Indeed t"
"Indeed he did. May I ask who It v
who ho abused your poor instrument?'
"It waa you yourself.''
"Madam, you are wrong; I never tuned a
piano in this house before."
"Probably not, but you tuned that in
strumeut nevertheless, or made a botcb ol
it tn attempting to do so. It belongs to
Mrs. Gazzam, who sent it here while she is
out of the city. She told me you alway
tuned it and to send for you wheu"
But she did not finish.
The unhappy man fell to the floor and ex
pired almost insUiutly. Hrooklyn Life.
Ad I'nfortunata NuggeiUon.
In a small New England town there Is au
old negro, Pompey by name and a wood
sawyer by profession. He was complain
Ing to one of his customers one day about
his sufferings from dyspepsia, and attribut
ed them to the fact tin t (u he had no teeth
be waa unable to masticate bis food prop
erly. "Well, Pompey," said the gentleman to
whom he had been stating his ailments,
"why don't you get a set of false teeth? They
wouldn't cost you much."
"False teef!" cried Pompey. "No, sah
not much, sah! l'ze bad all de teef I waut
in my mouf, suttin surel l'ze suffered
more wid teefache dan 1 do wid do 'spepsy
au I was mighty j'yful to git shet oh my
teef. Nolxidy won't git no mo' teef into
my mouf, not while I lib, sahl" Yo'th'i
Companion.
Getting Oftr lb
Lady I su ppose you 're con va lescen t no w
Ethel?
Ethel No, thank you. I have lieen, but
I'm better now. Judy.
Very Careless.
Fashionable Mother (languidly) Well,
Sarah, how is baby today?
Maid He cut two teeth this morning,
ma'am. .
Fashionable Mother (still more languid
ly) That was very negligent of you, Sarah.
You ought not to let n young baby play
with a knife. Exchange.
F.very body.
Mrs. Dangle Are you coming to my aft
ernoon on the 28th ?
Mrs. von ftlumer 1 am so sorry, bur I
have a previous engagement.
Mrs. Dangle (complacently) Every out
will lie there.
Mrs. von Blunter I have no doubt ol
that. Vogue.
A IlMlloilltlllVllt.
Dudely (,'anesucker I would like to pay
my little bill
Tailor (interrupting him) That's verj
kind of you.
Dudely Hut lam uot able to do so at
present, (iood morning, Mr Suip. Texa
Sittings.
Hard of llritiing.
Jasper Brown never seems to hear ttit
doorls-l I nowadays. People ring and then
go away
Jitn. :, pe Of course he can't hear it,
He is over l eats, iu debt. Truth.
SliuiiM lie S,atllle!.
"I wish I was a monkey," said
Chappie.
"Well you've got your wish," re
turned Maud. Harrier's Bazar.
TYLER'S HOLDOVER CABINET.
Daniel Wrbntrr's Speech and the j of
the ewly Chosen I'redilent.
I had quite a t hat Home time apo
with General John Tyler, the wm
ami private secretary of President
Tyler. Saul he: "Wheu my father
succeeded to the presidency, he c in
tituled IVesident Harrison's euhiiiet
in office until he found that they
were workimraj'ainst him. His first
cabinet meetni;; was held on the day
riHvetdinj: the drath of President
Harrison, and it was rliaps the
most renusvkahle cabinet meeting in
history.
"When all the members were pres
ent and the duoi-s were closed, ! ;:li
iel Wehster. the secretary of ttite,
arose and wldressed my father, s;sy
in;: 'Mr. President, I suppose you
intend to carry out the ideas and
customs of your predecessor and
that tliis administration inaugurated
hy President William Harrison wiil
continue in the same hue of policy
on which it has ls-irun. Am I rijrhti:'
"My father, much astonished, ni.l
dtnl his head almost involuntarily
and looked at Mr. Wehster with
wonder. Daniel Wehster straight
ened himself up at this and contiu
lied.
" 'Mr. President, it was the custom
in our cabinet meetings of President
Harrison that the president should
preside over them. All measures re
lating to tV administration were to
he hrought l-eforc the cabinet, and
their settlement was to la' decided
by the majority of votes, each mem
ber of the cabinet and the president
having but one vote.'
"My father was always courteous,
hut he was also linn. II u rose to
his feet and looking about the cabi
net room ho saiih 'Gentlemen, I
am very proud to have in my cabi
net such able statesmen as you have
proved yourselves to be. I shall 1kj
pleased to avail myself of your conn
wl and advice, but I can never con
sent to iK'ing dictated to as to what I
shall or shall not do. I am the pres
ident, and 1 shall lie held responsible
for my administration. I hope 1
shall have your hearty co-operat ion
in carrying out its measures. So long
as you see fit to do this I shall lie
glad to have you with me. When
you think otherwise, I will lie einial
ly glad to get your resignation.'
"This," concluded Uenerul Tyler,
"settled the question, and there was
no further trouble as to who was the
head of the cabinet." littsburg Din
patch.
A SugK"'""" For Dancing Tartlet.
The wits of hostesses are liecoining
more strained than ever in finding
gentleman capable of dancing to utr
tend their parties. Ladies nimble
and graceful are in abundance, but
on the part of men the art of danc
ing seems to lie a vanishing quanti
ty. A lady writes suggesting the or
ganization of an agency similar to
those existing in Paris and Berlin,
where suitable dancing men could
lie hired for the occasion. The
hired guests would apjiear at the
time appointed armed with guaran
tees of res'iectability and fitness for
their occupation, lie allotted to their
duties for the evening nnd leave at a
proper hour, conscious of having
done a good night s work and honest
ly earned a day's pay. Imagine how
half a down to a dozen dancing men
would brighten up u languishing
dance 1 Warranted to dance every
item on the programme nnd to give
not more than three dances to any
young lady, they would infuse a tre
mendous amount of spirit into the
prweedings. Dancing.
tear an t.U enent In Sickness.
That apprehension of catching epi
demic diseases assists in spreading
them is an old doctrine, in support of
which many fads might be cited, and
it is only reasonable to supjioso that
where the reception of contagion is
assisted hy depression of the system
alarm would have that effect. It is,
however, the common e.X'icncnee of
medical men that especially in sur
gical cases sanguine have a great ad
vantage over desindent patients,
and that to abandon the expectation
of recovery is aliout the worst thing
which anybody anxious for recovery
can do.
Sir Astley Coojier indeed was al
ways reluctant to perform an opera
tion where the subject to be submit
ted to it was apprehensive of a fatal
result. When patients had made up
their minds that they would not re
cover, they seemed to him to lose
their recuperative power. Loudon
World.
Illske' ChiiikIIhii Oraliiry.
Mr. Blake is unquestionably a man
of great capacity, and he is a ready
; debater. His utterances, however,
. have the merits and demerits of
traiisatluntic oratory. Ho was too
' diffuse, and he piled word on word in
his sentences with needless redun
dancy. And the sentences,' Never
yet have I heind such lengthy ones.
I sat through three minutes of one;
then I withdrew to smoke a cigarette.
When I ret in in d, so far as I could
learn, the sentenc e was not yet con
cluded. London Truth.
Covers a MiilHtmlr of sln.
Biggs -You say your wife always
pins a flower on your coat before you
leave home?
i "Yi's, she lias for tt month."
Biggs-Well, it shows she thinks
of you-
"No, it's because she never can re
meinlicr to sew on the button. "-Chicago
Inter Dei an.
FEMININE GUESTS AT HOTELS.
I heir Tronbletnme Caprlres and l'delr
abla Things They Don't On.
A woman nt a hotel is like a live
wire on a frolic or a runaway horse
at a funeral. She can give and coun
termand more orders in 15 minutes
after her trunks come up than a
man could think of in a week. She
writes half a dozen letters a day,
using tluve or four sheets of the hotel
paper in each one, and calls up a bell
boy to mail each one separately. She
(Hits all sorts of things m the safe,
and no one minds that so much as
the things she doesn't put there, but
is perfectly sure she did. Of course
she finds them up stairs tinder the
pillow and apologizes so prettily one
can't help hut be glad she made the
mistake
She never makes out awash list, but
she "knows" exactly what she had,
nnd one fr hasn't been returned.
She keep., the ponderous I tell boy
promenading up and down stairs all
day with roses and cards, parcels
and messages and never rcmcm Iters
to tip him. hut it is good for h's di
gesti hi. makes him earn his wages
and teaches him the philosophy of
life. She sends down word to know
just when the o'clock train goes
out and what tii'e the 7 o'clock lim
ited gets in. but she doesn't come
home reeling m after the play to find
out who sh'.! is or where she is at
any way. She will tack up photo
graphs on the wall, but she doesn't
go to bed with her boots on.
She expects the chambermaid to
eleau her gowns and pack her trunks,
but she doesn't set the sheets on firo
smoking iu lied or break the mirrors
with her umbrella and play football
with the furniture, even iu her fun
niest moods. She wants no end of
extra towels, but sho doesn't jMtlish
her hoots with them. Of course sho
doesn't cat as much or drink as
much or spend as much money as a
man, but she can make things more
lively with her cards and callers, (ho
Mople she is "in" to and the jaHiplo
she is "out" to. than a house full of
men.
She wants to live all over the house,
and why not J A pretty woman read
ing in a parlor, or waiting on a hall
seat or scribbling letters in her queer
angular hand at the writing table is
ever 60 much more interesting an
attraction than a barrel of "brico
break," a (totted palm or a jardiniere
full of flowers. Ever since the days
of the garden eviction men have fol
lowed where women have led, and
the hotel where women most do con
gregate is sure to have a generous
following of men. Indeed it is a
question if a pretty woman that will
sit around in a stained glass attitude
and a handsome gown ought not to
have special rates if she isu't paid a
salary.
There is one thing a woman will do
every time and that is insist that
there is something wrong aliout her
bill. She "knows" just what sho has
had and is sure there is a mistako,
and you have charged her too much;
but, bless her heart, she always pays.
Sunshine isn't surer in June than a
woman's honesty. She uever is so
'dead broke" at the end of the trip
that she has to pawn her things or
give security on her trunks. And if
you do succeed in pleasing her she
will tell every one from here to the
Golden Gate that your hotel is the
only decent place in town. A drum
mer working on commission and giv
ing his whole time to it can't work
up half the custom that one well
suited woman will send you if you
humor her little caprices, serve her
dainty little disheB of nothing sweet
ened and tied up with bows and fix
up her bill so that you can afford to
discount it a bit wheu she leaves.
New York Sun.
A Ituslneas Vagabond.
A very dirty and U'draggled speci
men of a tramp strolled into a gro
cery store in Park street the other
morning, and the first man he met
was tho proprietor.
"Can you gimme a dime J" asked
the visitor meekly.
"1 can, but 1 hardly think I shall,"
was the cheerful response. "Why in
thunder don't you go wash yourself i"
"1 can't afford to." whined the
tramp.
"Can't you, indeed? Water's plen
ty, and soap doesn't cost anything."
"Don't iff" queried the tramp.
"No, it don't."
The tramp edged over toward the
door.
"Well." he siud. with his hand on
the latch, "if it don't. I'd like for you
to figure out for me what your tier
cent of profit is on every bar you sell
to your deluded customers," nnd with
that he dodged outside and disaj
(learcd.-- Detroit Free Press.
IHvtlnctliiiitt In I'ort line's 1'iivnr.
Recent history is full of curious
contrasts in the rewards won in the
great field of human endeavor. Hor
ace Smith, who invented thy Smith
fc Wesson revolving firearms, died
leaving an estate valued at if.l.OOO.OOO.
Orange Judd, who did more (ierhnps
than any other man to teach the
American farmer how to make agri
culture profitable, left a personal es
tate valued at $150. Cincinnati Com
mercial (iazette.
Kuril to t ixlerKtHiul.
Few persons understand tho cause
of their own failures. Judging other
affairs as they do their own, they
couldn't tell why n "ham I is empty
when it has a hole in the liottom.
Century.
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