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About Plattsmouth herald. (Plattsmouth, Nebraska) 1892-1894 | View Entire Issue (March 30, 1893)
'I' I I I.' l !' 1 U I V I I l 1 1 I II Ml. .t I IXtlllli I H i a K a ...... . -' """" - V TUK WKEKLY 11KUAU): PLATTSMOUTll, N KHKASKA, MARCH 30. 1893. j i d e AV1IICHV OruKnrxin tiln there wn livly who t tin young, Lenutiftil, ru-cnriliilicl and ry rich. She was hIho very clever. Hut her most ntrikiug characteristic waa that nlie wna every atom a woman. She tiari three lovers who had been college tnmlitt. She always auoke of them an her "frieiuia." There was a fourth gentleman whom h? knew, but by no meaiiH intimately, who wan a friend of the other t hree. One of the three friemlH wax tall, hand Mime, athletic, bad laiiKuixhiiiK eyes, a long nuiNtache and a tine figure: one wan clever, almost brilliant, and what witue women rail "Intellectual;" the thirl wn rich, good looking and "niireMwful." All these were conniileri-d gcMl catchel by maiiiiniw who had marriageable (laugh tvr and were txipular. The fourfli gentleman wax a xilent man. who kept bin own counel, went bi own put and wu. thought to lie independent In bin fortune a. he wait known to be lu ht Vil'WH. After a m-unoii in which the young lady bad U'en greatly and generally admired, t-arli of the three friends, having olmervetl the growing mt.'iihinent of the other two, diHcnvered that he was in love with her. a-Hch teased the ot hern about her to sound them, each denied the charge, hated tlir withers warmly for the time, and each de cided to get ahead of bin friends. All three made the fourth gentleman hU coulUlant. The society beau was the first to decdarr himself. He had bad the best opportum ties, had danced with the lady all winter had the fiixst figure, had been the best dressed man in the set, had driven a good team and had talked easily of Urowuing'i ijoerns and of Kipling s stories. The occasion which presented itself tc him was auspicious. It wan a spring after lioou in the grounds of a beautiful count rj place, where an entertainment was beiiifr Itiven by a mutual friend. Tlie spot war secluded; the air was balmy; the flower were daz.ling; the birds sang. He was arrayed faultlessly, and he and the lady were alone. He naturally liegan to talk love to her and was alsmt to reach the point where his voice should grow deer and his look intense. They wereatthe end of a long flower bed blue with pansies, which Just matched her eyes. He stoojied and plucked one. As he rose she said: "A race to the other end you that side, I this, and dashed oil. She ran like a deer. He hail a record ami could easily have beaten her, but as the approached the other end he saw that hei path divided there. One fork ran off from him; the other turned into his. It flashed on him in a second. He would let her run Into his arms He waited to let tier choose. Shu chose, and when they re turned to the house he had her answer. He resolved to say nothing of it. Just afterward the second gentleruat found his opportunity. It was after the in tellectual entertainment. He had easily outshone all others. He took her into the library. Old book were about them; beau tiful pictures were on the walls; the light Jell, tempered to t he softest glow. Hererog lii.ed bis opportunity. He felt his intellect strong within him lie approached her skillfully; he hinted at the delights of the uniou of two minds per fectly attuned; he illustrated aptly by a reference to the harmony just heard and to uumerous instances in literature. He talked of the charm of culture; spoke confidently of his preferment; suggest ed without appearing to do so, his fortunati advantages over others and referred with Mime contempt tcommonplace men like the fourth gentleman. Her eyes kindled; her form trembled. He felt his influence over her. He repeated n IHjVUi he had written her. It was good enough to ha been published in a maga sine. Her face glowed. He glanced up, caught her ryes mid held Lis hands ready to receive her. She lifted her hand, looked into his eves, and Le had bis answer. They strolled back, and be de termmed to keep it all a secret. Passing, they bapis'iied upon the third gentleman, who spoke to her, and No. i! moment later left her with him. lie led t lie way Into a little apartment just by. It seemed to have escaped the nt t ice of the guests. It wiisstimptuously fitted lip for a tete-a-tete. Wealth and taste hail ' combined tomakeit perfect. .Slieiulaiino with pleasure at its beauty. Alter Handing ner a cliair as luxurious n. ait could make ilthegcnllcman liegan. In told of his home, of his enterprise, of hi success, of his vvritlt !. It had doubled yea after year. It was hers. He laid la-fore In Lis plans. They were large enough to Ik bewildering. She would lie the richest woman lube acquaintance. She could lie an angi l wit! it. With mantling cheek and glowing fai he bent ton aid him. "It is yours," he said, "all yours. You will be worth" He paused, then stated the sum. Sin leaned toward him it h an earnest gestitn her voice trembling, lie hud bis answer As they pusssed out through the rorridoi they met the fourth gentleman. He did notspeuk. lie Mood aside to lei them pass. He glanced at her lnver, but it lie had looked at her she did not see him He was evidently leaving. "Are you going?" she said casually as he passed. "Ves." "Is it late?" "1 do not know." She paused, and her lover politely passed on. "Why are you going, then?" "Hecauso 1 wish to go." "Will you take me to my chaperonf" "With pleasure." "With pleasure?" "With great pleasure." "Yon are not very civil." "I had not Intended to lie." "Do you think" "Sometimes. This evening, for instance. There is your chaperon." "1 did not think you" "So 1 supposed. You made a mistake. Gisxlby." "(itsHlby?" "Y'es. lioodby." The wedding cards of the young lady were issued within a few weeks, and in days later she was married. In the press accounts of the wedding the bride was spoken of as "beaut tf ill. accom plished, clever, wise and good." And the groom wasilescrilH-d as "handsome, stylish, intellectual and wealthy." Some people said they always thought die would have married differently; some said they always knew she would marry just as she did. These were most ly w om en. She herself S lid that she made up Ik I mind that eening. --Thomas Nelson I'age in Harper's Mont lily, A tliMxl l ighter. Slielalti rn l ill' i lleloie ve were married )i'- u'.lio tin- ii I : I if the. ilc. lie -1 in ict was very ckI at geography. IiVcsh I cms t linking of the An.a.in. w York eeklv. CATCHING AN L.aCTRIC CAR. KM So Easy It smi When It Is Going a Mile Minute. ( Ttwre is oiie elderly Kentleinan in Boston wuo will think a loii time before Le auin bourda un electric cur while it id in motion. He was standing on Trcmont BtrtM't with a nervous glitter in Lin eye that showed that ho was in a Lurry to gt somewhere. Car after car whizzed by, but they did not feeni to suit the old gentleman's fan cy, and his glances up the street bt' came more frequent und more upi jdectic. At hist one apjieared in the dis tance that caused the watcher s eyes to brighten. It was a very hand some car, with a broad green belt and a yellow diihher. True, it was bounding along at a rate of fid nii'.fs un hour; but what of tiiatf The old gentleman was in a hurry, and then ho knew how to get on easy enough. He hail seen lot.soi jm'ojmV do it. All you had to uo was to wait until the middle of the car w;is opimsiix to you, and then stretch out one hand and one foot, iriw i the rail, and there you were. Nothing could lie simpler. The electric car camo bounding playfully along, and the elderly gen tleman shifted his weight on to one foot so as to lie ready for it. When he was opposite to the middle of the green licit, he leaned a little forward, stretched out one hand and grasped the rail us it flew past. Either he hadn't ascertained correctly how the thing was done or else he was a tri fle slow with the other foot, At any rate he didn't Imunl the car. There was a terrific jerk, und the old gentleman found himself stream ing horizontally liehind tha car like a iK-nnunt on a masthead. After he had flown for several blwks in this manner, the elderly gentleman con cluded that his tsisition was ridicu lous for one of his age, and with a short mental prayer he let go the rail. Before he landed he turned live double somersault and a very dillicult handspring, beside knocking down three inoffensive passersby. W hen he bad lieen restored to con sciousness, and his hat and glasses had lieeu fished out of the snow by some kindly souls, he sent one mean ing glance in the direction of the re treating car. "Some jKHiple may call this civili zution." he said bitterly, "but I call it h ." And disdaining the sympathy of his rescuers he jammed his snow covered hat over his eves and tot tered feebly in the direction of the rurker House. Boston Herald. Was Tills Inatluct? One day while busy writing 1 heard Carlo in the dining room ask itig to go out. The outside doors were open, and I said, "Yes, Carlo may go !" and returned to my desk. Soon lie related his request, and I rose saying, "Now, you must go, and not kither nie so!" but he lay quietly, though anxiously, hi the middle of the iloor.' Going to him, I found he bad my canary lictween his front feet, not a feather injured, but wait ing for mo to release it in safety. The cage had accidentally Wn left oja-n. and finding the bird free, will; these outside dt sirs of the room open, he had gently caught and held my pet. Why should he catch it when the doors were ojh'H. when if closed he made no such effort. Who will say this was mere instinct? Mary E. Holmes in Science. The Act of Sneezing. The practice of saying "God bless you!" whenever a person sneezes must lie widespread indeed when we find a similar salutation, Mbulw! (lit erally equals live) obtaining among the Feejeeans of the South Pacific, a race develops.! by the blending of the Mahiyo Polynesians with the Papu mis, the Feejee group being the Inirder land U'tween the two. It has lieen said by a Londoirphysieiau that one is nearer deatli at the actual moment of sneezing than at any other U'riod of one's life. Herein perhaps lies the reason for the kindly wish and may account for the prevalent idea that it is dangerous to interrupt a pel-son in the act of sneezing. Notes and Que ties. Postage stump Artlxer. A cleverly constructed little ma chine has been designed for the pur pose of affixing stamps to letters and circulars, and by its means the proc ess can be carried out with extraor dinary rapidity. The motions of de taching, damping and affixing arc all informed by one revolution of a small wheel attached to the machine. From 4.oimi to S.uuu letters an hour can le stamicd, and one of the most iiiiisirtant advantages of the machine is that it will register the numlier of let t el's thus treated. Exchange. ot Interesting. Mother Where have Vou U'en so l..!gf Little Son I've Wn standin watchin two men unloadin bricks. Mother -I shouldn't think that would be very interesting. Little Son No. it wasn't. They didn't miss and get hit on the toes once. (Jood News. A riilluiillirtiiit. "Ioy:u see' that gentleman? He! I::'s dried many a tear." "What a good heart he must have! Dd tell li e who he is." "He is a man who sells handker chiefs." Exchange. OVERCROWDED NEW YORK. The Trinut IHatrlrta Compared With j Those of Other title. A rec:nt census reiort shows that there are M.000 houses in New York, occupied by a number of families so great as to imply thut there are I nearly four families ft.bi) for every house in the inetrojiolis. When it is tccalled that there are thousands of beautiful homes in New York occu pied eat h by oue family only, that miles of avenues and streets are lined with houses each individually owned ami occupied by oue family group, it will be realized to what ex tent in other jKrts of the city crowd ing occurs, when to accomodate an average of nearly four families to each Iwuse the remaining houses only are available. Commring the condition of New York with Philadelphia the difference is most marked. In Philadelphia the average number of families to each house is one family and one-tenth, as against three families and over three-quarters in New York for each house. In New York the average for each house is 19 people, while in Philadelphia the average is not 6 people per house. The death rate tells the rest. Iu New York it is 28 in every 1,000, in Philadelphia 22 per 1,000. While New York has 1!) peo ple to each house, Loudon has only 7, with a death rate 3 jer cent lower than New York. The extent of the crowding in New York is mule painf ully apparent by the statemeut of the national census, which shows that out of a popula tion of l,(iU0.(Hi(J no less a number than 1,200,000 live in apartments, flats and tenements. Still further is this confirmed by the sanitary cen sus made by the police in which it w;is found that there were herded in what the board of health designates as the "tenement district" no less than 270,000 families. This number, excet-diug a quarter of a million fam ilies. averaging five persons to each, is so great us to excite surprise that such a condition can exist in the chief city of the new world, where conditions of civilization, as illus hated by the character and numlier of homes, ought to have their most perfect exemplification. But the facts as presented in official reports, in the death rate and in the person al observations of men and women who take a deep interest in the con dition of human kind in the metrop olis, show a condition of density full of danger, in which the indications toward improvements are few and far liet ween. North American Re view. Questions of ttio Senses. Perhaps the reader has days when nothing goes upward or straightfor ward, but downward, backward, crookedly, spirally, any way but straight ahead. Never mind whether these ills come all the same day or not; we all know well that they come. 'What are the senses, some old worthy has inquired, "but five yawning inlets to hourly and mo mentary molestations? What else are they when on an icy cold morn ing, after hugging your pillow for an hour after conscience tugged to pull you up, you arise to find that the household fires have taken thut i;ero morning to turn black in the face and die How, when you have esjs'cial and most pressing work to do or engagements to meet mon certain day, and when you wake to find yourself in the gr:; of an all day headache, or other luiralyziug ill f Or. in an equally iniortant emer gency, just as you settle to your ab sorbing task, or haply dress for your engagement, your sensitive friend arrives blandly on the scene? Bos ton Commonwealth. Knergy .ret, hut I teleu. An electrical writer has calculated that the firing of a small pistol sets free nliout ti00 foot Hundsof energy, while a watch consumes alout one one-fifty-four-milhonth of a horse power, the energy of the bullet lieing sufficient to keep the time for two years. An Edison telephone trans mitter requires about one one-thou sandth of the energy in a watch. It would therefore be worked for 2.000 years on the energy exerted in the pistol. A lightning flash of 3,500,000 volts and 12.( 00amieres, lasting one one hundi ed and twenty-one thou saudth of a second, would run a 100 horsepower engine for 10 seconds. Lleetncal Data. l,oii of Life I'roin IHene In Wur. In the Franco! ieiman war the German troops lost less than a third of their dead by disease, while for merly the loss had been four times that from wounds. The following figures gives the deaths from disease for every 100 men lost in the cam paign: French in the Crimean war, 7!'; United States troops in the Amer ican war, Mi; Germans in the last French war, 20. The small loss from disease compared with that from wounds in the French army promises much for military hygiene in future campaigns. Lord Play fair. Instinctive Ac tion In Dentil. The cannon ball which plunge through the bead and tore out th brain of Charles MI did not prevent him from seizing his sword hilt. The idea of attack and the necessity for defense was impressed upon his mind by a blow which we would naturally supjnse to have leen too tremendous and instantaneous to leave the least interval for thought.. Philadelphia A LvaiLe; Mine lur Uunti. In England and in many parts of Euro'.' proper they have for a long time lieen using for a horseshoe a regular furiosity made of com pressed leather. At the factory where they are made three thick nesses of common cowskin are pressi-d into a steel mold, r.nd while held in iosition by powerful clamps are subjected to a bath of some chemical preparation which makes them surprisingly hard and durable. It is claimed for these shoes that they are much lighter and last longer than those made of iron, also that split hoofs are unknown in horses constantly provided with them. The shoe is perfectly smooth on the bottom, uo calks iK'ing re quired the impact causing the bur- face to adhere even on the smoothest ice. Although, as aliove stated, the shoo is hard and durable, it is also very elastic, thus preventing sprains and braises and making the horse's step lighter and surer. Straw treat ed with a solution unknown to American and European chemists has been used for horseshoes for centuries in Japan. Perhajs some American genius will outdo England and the Japs by giving us a durable pajxT horseshoe. Who knows? 'huadelphia Press. Pari Skeleton. Paris is the head center of the skel eton trade. The mode of preparation 19 a very delicate operation. The scalpel is first called into requisition to remove the muscular tissues. Its work lieing done, the Ixmes are Itoiled, being carefully watched meanwhile that they may not be overdone. Aft er thiB cannibalistic procedure they are bleached in the sun. Even the spots of grease are sure to apiear when they are exiiosed to heat. The French treat these with ether and benzine, securing thereby a dazzling whiteness, which is a distinguishing mark of their skeletons. They are warranted never to turn yellow and to stand the t;t of any climate. New York in midsummer is not too hot for them. They are put together by a master hand. A brass rod with all the proper cur vatures supiMirts the spinal column. Delicate brass wires hold the ril)8 m place. Hinges of the most jterfect workmanship give to the joints graceful and lifelike movement. Cleverly concealed hooks and eyes render disjunction at pleasure possi ble. I he whole construction pliunlv indicates the care and skill of an art ist and a connoisseur. Boston Her aid. f'lmrarter In the Voire. How much character and signifi cance lie in a voice ! I was sitting in an office waiting for its owner to re turn when a woman entered and sjxike to the clerk. My back was to ward her. and she only inquired where Mr. Blank was and said she would wait, but I realized instantly that she 'Ha "somebody." It was not merely the quality of her voice, deep and resonant, but an indescrib able something in the intonation which conveyed to my enr the intel ligence that I listened to a woman who was the possessor of brains, en erjry and iower. hen she came within my range of vision, I saw a woman of middle age, large, massive, unconventional in aptiearauce, and with a face ev ery line of which was impressed with the qualities suggested by the voice. hen the man tor whom I was wait ing came in. he addressed her by a name which I instantly recognized as lielongiug to a woman well known for her strong and original writings on sociological problems, and the revelation of character given by the voice was justified by the disclosure of her identity. Boston Advertiser. KiikIIhIi l.ove For Old t liurrhrn. The English cople have a deep seated love for their old churches and cathedrals, and they spend money lavishly for their preservation. In the last 20 years not less than .')3, 048,140 has lieeu expended in the res toration of these edifices, and this does not include any sum lielow $2, 500. In London alone no less than 4. 101.045 has lieen thus exjieiitled. In addition. $IS.o:i8.U5 has been de voted in the country at large to the erection of new churches. Another notable fact is that most of the money raised for these purposes has lieen derived from private gifts. Boston Journal. Trlek of lieggitrit' Children. The children of beggars are often seen to lie covered with tumors and wens, while otherwise they are jier fectly healthy. An inquisitive sur geon has found the cause of the swell ings. It is a trick of the father or mother to appeal the more strongly to the charity of the world. With an instrument like a hypodermic syr inge the skin is punctured and the breath is blown under it. causing it to stand out like a tumor or other ex crescence in a way that would de ceive almost any one. -New York Tribune. All III One 1'mir.il of t'onl. If a pound of coal is subjected to a dry distillation, and the products and residual treated chemically by the processes for obtaining the well known coal tar olois, the loand thus treated will yU Id enough of magenta to color 500 yards of flannel, vermil ion for 2.500 yards, auriue for 120 yr.rds and alizarine sufficient for 1.15 yards of red clo'.h. Age of Steel. ALL BUT ONE THING. Po, my life, you want a story as rosy co! lreI i your tempting cheeks)' Thn listen to this, though I very much 'ear you know it already but too well. Oti'.-e upon a time the kinp of heaven c.'illisl the most mischievous of his anirels "With this purse," said be, "go to th bazuar where they retail price of women: with the t'iO celestes that you will finil in it buy what is necessary to make up one that will proclaim your taste iu the matter, mid when it is flnished send it to the world bv way of the first conveyance, directed to that poor poet who in asking us for it with such extremity, lie careful that you do not for get any piece and let un se bow you ncuuit yourself." The angel reached the liaziuir in a single flight. "(ioodday, nntster." "(iood niwrnitig, child. What liriugsyou heref "I have to buy a woman in pieces. Come, now, takedown all you have and of the first quality, for there is no lack of money." "Very well, Imiv. First, the eyes, if it suits you to liegin there. Here you have all kinds und color green, blue, black." "Iet us see. How much are those blue ones, so light and pure" "Ten celestes." "They are dear." "The best in the shop." "Put them aside. liaise that glass and take out that little dewy, red mouth." "It is marked 4 celeste. There is noth ing fre.sher iu all the bazaar." "Put it with the eyes. And that nose a well. Oh, what hair was ever prettier thun that?" "Which?" "That banging up there, colored like rays of the sun." "Vou don't choose badly, youth. Vou light on thn best I have." "Well, a id these little ears; I think they will match those velvety cheeks." "And, as for that, with thin set of pearly teeth. What do you say V "Pearls appear to be just the thing t guard the rosy tongue that 1 see in the far t best showcase. Bless me! What u throat and neck. How finely the head we have just formed will net upon them! Let us now see some bodies." "Here they are Choose. 1 have a fine assortment." "That in so. tmt hold on. Not this one, nor that either, but that over there, which indeed is so beautiful. Whf.t forms! What contours! It is a work that does you honor, master." "Many thanks, little fellow. 1 understand it." see yon "All right. Now, after putting those ala hunter arms to it. and fastening on those shapely legs, and to the arms those delicate white hands, and to the leg those neat lit tle feet, our work is complete, is it uot? And what a lovely result, now that we have it all put together. How handsome, bow successful! The poet must be very hard to please who is not enthusiastic over such perfection." "Something is wanting, however." "Can it be possible?" "Yes, child; the heart. You have forgot ten it," "How Is that? Dees it not go along with the body?" "We sell them separately." " ery well. Put in a most tender and loving one. Our poet will thank us for if.' "I must tell you, youngster, that the ten der ones come high." "Then see wait a minute. Cast up the amount of all that I have selected, and with the balance remaining we shall add a heart to her." "That is soon done 10 here, 9 there, IS over there the throat, th hands. Here it Is just fX) celestes." "Sixty celpste8," 'Not one less.'" "Unfortunate coincidence" "What Is up?" "That this is precisely the total amount which I can, spend." "What shull we do, then?" "Could you not comedown m little in price?" "ImiKissiblel Not a farthing. Youareget ting the very best in the store." "No. of course not. Certaluly. What la so beautiful is costly. There Is nothing more perfect." "Listen to this suggestion: Some piece might le exchanged for a cheaper one, and with the difference'' "Idl us try it." "What do you say to those eyes somewhat less deep?" "Oh, we must not touch the eyes. It would be a crime." "What about this mouth, which is palet than that?" "I'd as little have that as the other eyes. It would be profanation." "And this body?" "The other is so pretty." "And the hands?" "Oh. no! l-eave them." "Hoy!" "Nothing different. I tflke it as It is." "Hut. rogue, what do you mean? With out a heart?" "Yes, without a heart. After all. as the want of it cannot be seen, noliody will no tice the defect." "As for me, do as you please." "There is your money." "Goodby, young man." "tioodhy, master, till I see you again." And the cherub, light asimmlieain. gath ered the beautiful woman in his arms and descended to the earth, bcatingtheuirwith his wings. And as I nach this part of my story you will not fail to ask tue, "And could t hat woman live without a heart?" And I ther, with great distress, will lie ubliued to answer, "That, mv charming. ungrateful one. Mobodv can know better than yourself.' -New York Mercury. I liiviKOected Titlviit. Hums was li ing in the town of Ayr, and though still young had attained more than a local repiiii'iioti as a po. t, One day he was parsing through the main street of the town anil saw two strangers sitting at oue end of the inn window. Willi idle curiosity lie stopped to look at them. Sec i in: him. and thinking the rustic might afford tbeiiiHume amusement while they were wailing, the strangers called him iu and asked hiin to iliue with them. Hums readily accepted the invitation and proved a merry, eiiteitJiining guct. When liier was nearly finished, the strangers suested that each should try his hand at v-rseiiuiking, and that the one who failed to write a rhyme should pay for the dinner. They felt secure in the chal lenge, lielicviiig that their rustic guest would pay (or the meal. The rhymes were writte.i, h ml Hums read the fuliowing: I, .lolitiuy I'eep, mv vn sheep: Twn sheep saw me. Hull a crown Miiece ill r for I heir Heeee, Anil I. Johnny I'eep. pi fnc. The strangers' a-totiil niei,t was great, ami they but Ii exclaimed: "Who are you? You must Ins Kobbie Hums:" And Knlihic Hums did uot pay for the dinner. Youth's (,'ouipuuioa. 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OLI tSIUi la.l ol ira. lor. anj ir.afia.wtthMiiial or,.Li Impaired tad wtik.o.d Drtroalurclt la appraaeblDt aid it WHEN WE SAY CUREaTVn la bkdt lhmi.nd eaaf.trMtadaadflar.d In bail Lwalvar "T3 Yft ef our faiih la Prof. Harria' TC6S01TJBL MEDICATED PASTILLES TiaiaoBralbi day. trial ahholitkli mc aa, jauai ar aid, aularlaa fr.ra ttila .-valtol troubla ahoald aaad Ibalraddrta aa waeaa furnlia Ideation, tobaaa.nartd, tbat waraay aao toa IraaeoBdllma ir aaab eaaa and prapar ntdlclaa ta affret a prarapl aura. l-aaatad In N.w Tort lalur II laara at St. Lauli I, . erlri dt a ehaata lo ba ear.d hi tha eft.bralad Paalilla Traalmrt.1. f HI HARRIS REMEDY CO., Mfg. Chemists. 99 BEEKMAW STREET, SEW YORK. zjo you Know? 'i.i'. vm;-'. )U result from an .'i.k ;t.;hy i.vcr than any ; ', 1 . r en i -1 :i '; i gest i o n , Con sti vi;m:'.. 1 k'.V.aeiie. liiliotisness, :v"; Maiaria v.sually attend it. . : San !' mi's Liver Invigorator a vegetable specific for Liver Disorders and their accompany, ing evils. It cures thousands why not be one of them? Take Dr.Sanford's Liver Invigorator. Your Druggist will supply you. Table Talbe. It ia out tin' piiiKtronoiuical tiiaxitut". ami rather a true one, that "digestion if the tititainesH of the stomach, and indireMion that of the doctors." And we have no heci tation in en vine thut the liininee8 of the dot-torn would not I e half t-o thrifty, if the luiMneHS of the fdoiu ach were not upset ly the frying pans of hail cooks. We live in hope however. The world in progressing and progress means that it will Hooner or later, find out and do away with the misery and doctor' hill that lie hidden under the cover of a fryimr-pan. Cookery is claim intf its place nmonir the ureat scien urn, ami mi piil-licalion has done more, if as much. ' establish its claim as Table Talk. The nina zine will deserve the past success it has achieved, und it certainly has our best wishes for the future A sentiment which oujiht to find nu echo in the tens of thousands of homes that have been cheered and benefited by its treatititfs. The Narch number is now read-. Published bv the Table lalK I'ud lishitifj Co . 11 IU Chestnut St.. Phila- ' delphia. sum a year single topic 1 10 cents. ti3j ITF B -LW W.VM 0
