Tin: wi:i:ki,y iii:kai.i: i'LriMouru.M:iniAsKA. fkiikuaky an. ism. A Giit-AT SHOT. Wi.ii.li-rful lli'f llinili-r Wlm CnuM Sll,M,t. "The finest Mile shot that CVcr talked tli Hiil nf the west was a man named Miiiu Woolsey, an old tuner, who livtil m ar Yuma, A. T., in tin pmkI nil htitu'laysnf the west. Myearsii!o."Kiid WallaenMcLiuriii. a commercial tourist of riiiladelpl.ia. $a he wan sw'ii)iii stories w ith a half down other drummers ut tin' LindeU last niejit. "I reinemlicrhiiii well, for I iisi-d to live in the w ild uinl woolly west ls-foro 1 eoinineiici d Hi lling tfoods on the road. This man Woolsey was originally from Ohio. Hi moved to Arizona in his early childhood. When lie wan alumf. the H','i of 10 his father und mother were killed and scalped hy tin Apaches, lit hid in tho rocks mid sca'ied. 1 ivt years later, when In wax u men' hoy, lie went on tin warpath for tin' Apaches, and ho never spared out. , He could not count exactly how many lio had killed in his life. 'Tho last time I saw him was one lay while tln stao stopped to lot tho horses rest near Texas hill, on the Gila, river, in 172. His famous a riilo shot had spread all fiver the west, and tho mention of his liamy lilled tho Apache's heart with fear and tremblin;,'. Tho passengers per minded him to tfivt an exhiliilion of his marksmanship, and ho consented. Ho nailed u hoard up to tho side of a httlo shanty and put Km halls at a (listaneo of Pin yards in tho same pluoo without tho difference of a sixtirntli of an inch in mil hliots. lie then drovo tho nails far into tho hoard with ID moro shots. Every ono applauded. "Then ho took ii common hullet, tied it to an lnliiiitosinially small thread, fastened tho thread to tho limb of a tree I'D feet above the ground, placed asinnll neck bottle on tho ground und started tho bullet swinging to und fro. He walked back 50 paces, wheeled suddenly (in mud and fired. "Well, gentlemen, you may stuff nio with sawdust and exhibit mo ns the biurirest liar in the tin i verso if Woolsey didn't cut that string in twain with his rillo ball and make tho bullet drop in the mouth of tho liot- tlo. St. Louis Republic. Looking nt Tlirriiiiiiiii'tt'r. Thero is a morbid desire in the breast of mankind to look upon scenes of sutTering mid horror. Wo instinctively turn to that page of tho daily paper whereon are it counted the sickening accidents of the day. With u feeling of mingled dismay and curiosity wo approach tho scene of some accident and elbow our way within view of the sufferer. Wo know a certain Kiirlit will shock oursensiliilitics, and yet, shud dering, wo draw near and view it. If you want a practical illustration of this, just watch the crowds nboiit the thermometers on a cold, freezing day. Hero conies a man, wrapped tip ir. an ulster, slapping his ham Is together end trying his Ix-st to keep warm. Ho sees tho thermometer at a dis tanco and shivers. At that very mo ment there creeps into his mind an abnormal, ulooiny desire, to lo k at it. Ho knows tin sight of the mer cury at zero will freeze his blood to tho marrow, and vet ho cannot re hist. Ho creeps stealthily up. takes on furtive glance and slink:, nwny his teeth chattering and his b!o curdled. Now York Herald CllmliliiK w '.im-ohiiiiI Tree, Cocoanuts when ripe fall to tin ground, and when nciVssary an plucked by men who climb up. It sometimes makes one's blood run cold to see them run tin tho trees like monkeys. Two ways are practiced for mount ing tho trunk. In the case of a small tree, or at an odd moment, tho man walks up tho trunk, keeping his fet flat against it and throwing his weight back from it as much as pos sible, returning his position at the sanio time by the tension of his anus, The other and safer plan is to pa A loop of cord around the feet, w hich are thus kept closo together, and grasp tho trunk of the tree, tho anus tti tho meant inio assisting theelimle or, who moves upward in a scries of jumps. Frank Leslie's Monthly. A Ktrti-rt-mi". A little hotel mi Market street h ings out a fin. "Beds, 2T and cents." A guest walked in the olh day and asked to ie snow u a sneri men of each kind of lied. Ho found that they wereexactly the same size, in the same room, nnd lxitu wereeov oivd with woolen comforts that looked just alike. (.Juest Why do yoti chaic more for ono bed than the otheri They are as much alike as two leghorn hens. Landlord (condescendingly) We change tho sheets, sir, on tho ;o cent beds once a week, and on the ". cent beds once a month. (.Jiiost -lines I'll take a I'lo-nt seat by the stove and nod. Louisville 'iiiaicr.lourn.il. The Me of the. Pyramid. The largest of the pyramids was originally 11 feet high ami b.Vl on the sides, the luse covering 11 acres. Th" stones, w hiil i i.ieinl'US layers, average GO feet in length. Ono ae euiiiit says that o.ii,t!llo men worked far twenty years in fashioning tho Titanic pile. St. Louis Republic. Ilir Hon Willi I'll r n. P.irky l.uiii:i ' is not very cletrant or gramm.iiic.il. but it sometimes lias an oi i quality and force jif ex pros .ion that convey its nii anir. bettt r than any diet. .wary would do. S .ii;,',' in -ii wi re standing in tli lit .1 park at the corner :1 Tw h;.i street and Mussiehusettsuv emii admiiii. a bulldog belonging t one of them, w hen a little w hitt dog trotted around the corner. Tin' bull m hi in 1 ii m in him. and in an ii htnnt the air was fuil of the howls ol the dog and the voices of the boys as they came to the rescue and liegan kicking and hauling the bull to make him loose his hold. A colored man w ho had come uj took a hand in the contusion with great enthusiasm, and they finally pulled the big dog oil. The little dog went down the street like two yards of white paint, and the other broki' loose and went in hot pursuit. The olorod man watched tho race for a moment nnd then yelled: "Ho won t ketch 'ini; he won t ketch 'mi. Dat udder dawg's got a purpose, he has." lie didn't ' ketch 'im either. Wai-b-iniiton Post. MukhiK I.riiiiiiiiKlK. 'I learned a new thing," Paid a woman recently, ' winio visiting an Knglish friend who is living in this ountry. Wo had a small dance out? evening of my stay, and my hostess served the most delicious lemonade 1 ver drank. I sjiokeof it the next day, and she told me it was made with freshly boiled water - the secret, she said, of thoroughly good lemon ndo. ' 'I haven regular rule,' she furthei informed me, 'which insures success if I am making a quart or a gallon. For a quart 1 take the juice of three nions, using the rindot onoot them. I am curcful to peel the rind very thin, getting just the yellow oiitsuh this lent into pieces nnd put with the juice anil powdered sugar, of which 1 use two ounces to the quart, in a jug or jar with a cover. When the water is just at the ten point I pour it over tho lemon and sugar, cover ai once and let it get cold, lrytms way once, and yon will never make it any other w ay.' " Her I'oiut of View m New lork limes. A fnllrge Eiprrienr. W hilo 1 was in college my room contained no clock, and I did not have a watch. My supper hour was 5:o() p. m. and I always left my room at 5. For awhilo 1 had to inquire of tho landlady tho time. loiter on ur I studied from 1:110 until 5 in my chair by tho window, a queer, nerv otis sensation overcame mo as tin hour of 5 p. m. drew near. I always imagined that I was studying over my supper time, and invariably drew on my coat und hurried oil to my supper. 1 can say that in six months I never came a minute too early or late, and I never looked ut a clock Now that is instinct, of course. havo heard of many such instances and it has occurred frequently under many conditions, but I must say that instinct is a sure und true guide, and that it plays a great part in tho or dinary routine of our daily lives. St. Louis I Jlobe Democrat. Tim Old Time Sklp.ier. Inmates of tho wardroom on tin American man of war often alludo to tho captain as the old manor the skipper. Tho latter is not, as many sup'xise, a slang term, but a sound word, of excellent etymology, and valuable as carrying within itself an interesting bit of commercial history. SkipjxT is simply shipper, and it conies down from a time when every commander was as well part owner of vessel and cargo, or, literally, the ship'ier. There are still scores ot local shipyards along the Atlantic coast, some of them the outgrowth of private yards where tho "vessel own el's" of fifty yours ago built their own ships to cany their own und their neighliors' crops to nnuket.. New York Sun. Hidden Tatloo Marks. An escaped convict was tin trial W fore a French court, and thorniest ion turned uj.mii his identity with a pris oner known to have Ixvn tattixvod. There was no ainx aranoo of roloi-od marks ujxn his arm, and the ques tion submitted toll. Ioroy, aniodicu legal export, was whether the man had ejier been tattooed. M. Li'oy ajuilitHl strung friction to the skin ot the man's arm. This had the effect of bringing out white lines as cioa trices, with a slight bluish tint. Hy this means the word "Sophie" was plainly legible in white marks on the reddened skin. This jd'oved the iden tity f the convict. Toronto Mail. A Mounter Kile. A kite made in New 1 Liven b twelve feet across mid til teen feet high, covered with rod cambric. Twelve hundred feet of mainlla cord is used in raising it. This is run homii great reel alaint the size of a steering wheel of a steamer. It re quires two men to linn the cranks, which, it is stated, will boar two toiM pressure. - Kxi billiue. hlliier mid llolinev, Whit tier's regard for Oliver W. Holmes may bo seen from this ox- tract of idle of the dead js't s letters to Elizabeth Stuart Phelps: I have been iii, but I went to the Holmes breakfast for the gixid dix tor's sake. He mid I nro very old friends, not merely literary friends. We love each other. PRACTICAL WOMAN'S RIGHTS. A I.phhoii lii Mreel f ur n touelfw Tan L n Itostiin 4,irl. It was Viw ecu ii and 7 o'clock in the evening, and the Tivmoiit street car was crowded. A good many of the passengers wi re workingmeu, and those who were forttiimteenough to have a seat, even if it was a very narrow one, seemed to lose half the pleasure of it in watching the ihxn every time the car stoi ii nil. It rein bed Lliot street, however, without an in vasion of the fair hex. Then rive oi six of thiii got on Wird. The ma jority of the new comers were young and pretty und of that type who seem to make a special study of tho liest methods for making the male patrons of street cars feel uneasy if they happen to be sitting. One of the arrivals, however, wai- a motherly looking woman, whose every featuro indicated that she hal "a will of her own." Several of the young girls had si Kct til tho seats they meant to have when they had ogled their present occupants out of them, andonoyouru man with u careworn look, who knew ho was a victim, but did not want tc givo up tho battle, decided to com promise rather than ucknowledgo his defeat. Ho got up and offered hi.--seat to the motherly looking woman. Instead of quietly dropping into the vacancy, as is usual in such cases, the woman turned and said: "No, thank you, sir. I am as well able to stand as you ure. You bail better keep your scut." Then, warm ing up to the subject, she continued: "I cannot understand this nonsense of giving up everything to women, us if they wero.iHior, weak creatures, unablo to stand. Hero is a cart'ul ol men who havo been working hard all day and want a rest on their way homo, hut they ure supposed to give up their seats to a lot of young girle wlio havo nothing to do but sauntei through the stores all day long and have not foresight enough to go home bctoro the ours become crowded. mime ii simply ridiculous, u is a giMxl while since I havo 1m -on on a street carut this time of the da v, and I propose, so far us 1 am concerned to leave tho seats to those who have the liost right to them." ' Tho young man looked confused, a number of the older men shook theii heads approvingly, others looked on in wonder, and tho girls for whose benefit tho remarks wero apparently made seemed undecided whether to giggle or pout. They cast longing glances at tho vacant seat, but not ono of them had tho courage to drop into it. Tho car stopped. A young woman got on lx ard. She h loked at tho deep red cushion, then at tho girls w he were hanging on tho straps, und seemed unablo to understand it. A smilo went around tho car, and foi several blocks there was a vacant seat in a crowded elect l ie. Boston Herald. (educing Oik-'i Sli, We have the authority of Edwin Checkley, physioulturiat, that men wear corsets frequently when the in creasing size of tho Ixxly below the Ixlt gives indications of what Check ley mildly calls "advancing matur ity." But anylxxly may get rid ol that accumulation of fat, which Is a dead give away as to one's age, the physiculturist says. The fat gathers over tho region alxmt the waist be causo that part of tho body gets no exercise. The reniiHlies proposed for Hking away the fat deposits are: first, deep and slow breathing; second, working the muscles of the alxlominal region in and out. As to tho breathing, the fat ix'ison who would lie thin must stand erect, place his hands ujxjh the front of his bixly below the waist and breathe as long and deep breaths as jHissible, "tilling the lungs to their lowest extremities." Then exhale the air slowly. Do this 10 minutes at a time, morning and evening, and sev eral times u day if possible. Ex change. Tho Pit of Ore u ii tie Souel. The wonderful pit of Creiw do Souci in France is situated in a sheet of recent basalt on tho south side of tho ly do Montchal. The ojK'ning is S3 foot in diameter and 5JS feet deep, but at that depth a hole aliout 10 foot wido communicates with a hollow 7U foot deep, at the bottom of which is i htagnant pixil overladen with carls uric, acid which forbids ac cess to the water surface. The in terior is a vast hollow, apjiarently formed in tho basalt when semifluid by an explosion of volenuicgas. The temperature falls from 51 degrees Fahrenheit in the open air to HI de grees near the water. Pittsburg Uispatdr. New I inlit on VloUev. lit a historical examination the fol low ing was written: Wulsey was a famous general who fought in the Crimean war, and w ho, iit'ter being decapitated several tunes, said to Cromwell, "Ah, if 1 had only served you its you have served me, I would not have been deserted in my old ago." His- A. C. Graham, in I'ni vcrsity Correspondent. A Minuter Opul. All opal ranking ns third among the finest in the world is riescril silos having three longitudinal bands of tin! rim icinnii kind, from tho upper most of which rose perpendicularly tho most resplendent flames. It measured 9 by G inch. Harper's Bazar. MOURNERS BY THE SEA. Py Hie si-te of the w a thrto mourners pale Sul lilly !iu-hint( uti id Id -will. "Wlicre Milk your li i" Inr turned lirrl.i a.1. "Hy llio ! 1 Spice Island-, it lien," ulic said. "And often I fiinry on din like thine Their hp-nth llouln in me u't-r unit hern M an." "Where Mik your-diip'r" "Hy trin4-st to&sed. On u nhoi'K of umlier ami learl 'twas lout. "Oh. often I dream of It heituiiful Ixil Aud the Minlxiw kIiiiiis thai are round U Hhdi:" "Where rank your shipV" Oh, wan, w hite fine. Doeth know not, then, her lo-t love' place "ly Khip sank not," the nald, and cant A til.y shell on the waters vast. No halmy odors nor ki-iiis of price Her dreaiUHto ilsrentiiiK place entire, lkr ship lies froze u in an tic ice. Christian Hug-lster. THE DEAN OF JOCKEYS. nhn Ohhornr, Who lias Itctlml After Forty-six Years' Work. John Oslxirne, the veteran jockey of Eiiidawl, recently retired from the turf nfler an active career of more than forty live years. The oixhmom was niiule ineniiv ruble liy theiiresence of many distinguished men, among whom was Sir Charles K u h nll, Gladhtoue'H attorney general. All of these were sub scribem to th purse of S,60y guinea! which was presented to Os borne as a token of appreciation of hit honest work on tin; turf. Osborne flfHi iT'Kreat "win was the 1,000 nuinea.1 in IM.V1, with Man Ranese. The fol lowing year, o JollV osti'iliSK. Vedette, he won the 2,000 guineas. Anions; Osborne's other triumphs ate numbered the Derby of lHt)9, on Pretender; t he St. I.ei;erof lsiil, on Ionl Clifileti, ami of JS71, on Apology; the Oaks of IS74, on Apology; the '-,0UO of ISO',', on Pretender; of 1871, on Ilothwell; of 1n?J, on t'l-ince Charlie, ami of lbiJ.on Cainballo, ami (he 1,000 of 1S74, on Apology, liil mnaller victories are numberless. A Krotch Tenant' Grievance. Mr. Ib-jxj Johnstone, of Atiiiainhde,, who owns one of the largest estates in the Boutb of Scotland lias raised an ac tion in the Dumfries sheriff's coi:r' Bainst one of his hill tenants which i- exciting great interest in the north. Mr Hope Johnstone Mies the tenant fur pay inent of the last half year's rent amount ing to 123. The tenant pleads that he is entitled to retain the sum due because the land lord has violated the agreement concern ing the buruing of heather, with the oh ject of providing additional cover foi game, the result bearing that the ten nt h sheep had no young heather to cat He also pleads thut he 1ms suffered severe losses m consenuence of the landlords keeix-rs having killed down weasles, hawks, owls and smaller birds, owing to which there has been a plague or voles, winch have eaten up the pus tnres. The case is regarded throughout bcotland as a test action, and if the ten ant is the winner, then landlords who sacrifice everything to the iireservatior of game are ikely to have a bad tiui of it London Truth. SI Shooter ami llayonet. Vjrneral Grant recommended that tin haonet be alx)lisheil in the United StaiHf service anil the six shooter lie Mihstitiiieu for close fighting. The recommendation was a good one. While the bayonet is the most worthless of all weapons invented by man, the six shooter is the most dcidlv short THiige lool ever devised, (live me club three feet long and I'll whip any man who tries to bayonet, me; give me a six ibooter and I'll make a bad break In any column of bayonets. Interview in Si Louis (jlobe-Democrat. What II I There lor. There is a new polk-emau stationed at one of the up town crossings of llroadway come one said to hint the other day: "So you are here lo keep the horses from running over the ladies, Hre you? ' "An unlade it's not, sir," he replied. "1 am here to keep the ladies from running over the horses," uniting the action to the word by quietly and very lirmly drawing a woman back who seemed determined to rush right over the three horses of a heavy dray. New York Herald. 10PYUI0HT IRM There's nothing left of Catarrh, when you use Dr. Sage's Catarrh llomedy. With tho poison ous, irritating snuffs and strong, caustic solutions, a good deal is loft. They may, perhaps, 6top it for a time, but there's danger of driving it to the lungs. They work on false principles. Hut Dr. Sage's Remedy onm it, no matter how bad the case, or of how long standing. Not only Ca tarrh itself, but Catarrhal Headache, Cold in the Head everything catarrhal in its nature. Tho worst cases yield to its inihl, Hoothing, cleansing and healing properties. So will vours. You may not be lieve it, imt the proprietors of Dr. Sage's Remedy A. And to prove it they make you this offer: If they can't cure you, they'll pay yon 300 in cash. It's a busi ness proposition from a responsible) house. Hut do you think they'd mako it if they, and yon, couldu t depend upon their medicine ? xpk IF r I 5,000 ac j'- i7 m m a ra a 4? SIXTY CENTS WM. HEROLDlSQN. 1 JL This is the Largest T ever Received in t EVERY STYLE OF SHOES MADE, ior humanity from infancy to old age. $ SACRIFICE SALE of Ladies Jackets the Halnnce of the Month. 1 J CALL - IN - AND - EXAMINE. i win in m ucpnin i qhm I niLLinm iiLivuLU a uun, 506 AND 507 MAIN STREET. DIRT DEFIES THE KING." THEN APOLI IS GREATER THAN ROYALTY ITSELF. the PLATTSMOUTH NURSERY. A nnlo Tf poc 3 years old Mrsl AVJJJJIC 1ICC3, vurii'lim, Hen t tin ns. Wins Saps, (1 rimes I lolileii Keil ImieH. Kenrlv lliirvem. Mo. l'iimitl. " Early Richmona, FMum Trees Three-years oldj4U Pear Trees Three Years old 40 ApricDtts--Russian 40 Quinces, Champion & Orange 3B Garden Roots--Asparagus Rheubarb - Small Fruits, currum n..i.es jV!;y"y::: rronoe t'liuconl ntnl Nitor's Kiirty Lllapej, DKUAWAKK Raspberries, Gregg Blackberries Gooseberries ADDRESS ALL ORDERS TO J.E.LEESLEY, - PLATTSMOUTH, NEB. F. G. FRICKE & CO, KEEP CONSTANTLY ON HAND a loNi'un i-: stock ok rii -j' rugs, : meuiuwus, : ramts, AND OILS. )Wl'(iC.lSTS' SCNDKMKS AM) I'CKK I.IfjCONS. PRESCRIPTIONS CAREFULLY FILLED atai.l HOURS. l. Ives Keliel at iince lorl olil in ileail. Aiwhi iiitn thf S"ilrilt It it UiiHi4)irU . i I oc. liriisnisuiir by mail. m -v i WOK'Tl I OJ' s 1 1 (j i-: s, ON A DOLLAR. One Shipment of Shoes this city consisting of 1 Km-li Dozen. I'er 100. i-lns. lemlitig Dnvis, Johnii. 1 r v-i pf -c a 1 1 c 1 13, ,1 80,$18 00 3 80 3B 00 3 BO 25 00 3 00 2 60 3 00 26 1 OO 50 4 O0 76 6 00 80 4 50 26: 1 28 26 1 28 1 60 40 OH 15 20 lyler ,. 10 : n' a- JM3J1 ELY UhOS..M Warn-n Su, N. Y- ltsaLS3s). 3