.Dai " Herald. mou FIFTH YE Alt. j'LATTSMOUTII, N K B U A S K A FJ M DA Y .1 U X K 21,1 81)2. ; ' NUMHHR 282. ...SlljtiS A Ml Absolutely Pure. A cream of tartar baking powder Highest of all in leavening strength Latest U. S. Government food re port. HURLINtlTOS & MISSOURI IllVElt II. n. V TIME TABLE. J OF DAILY PASSENGER TRAINS GOING EAST N. 2 5: 17r. m. No. 4 lo:a. a. No. g 7 ; 44 p. m GOING WEST No 1 3 :45 a. m. No. 3 3 :4H p. ID No. 9 :o a. m. No. 7 6 :f n fli. no. lit... : i . in. No. 6 l'-J ' a. ni No. 4 : P.m. I N o. 91 1 Ho Si. ni. i KusUnell's extra leaves for Omaha about two o'clock lor nialia and will accommodate pas sengers. MISSOURI PACIFIC RAILWAY TIME CAKI). No. 3M Accomodation Leaves.. No.3Kt arrives.. Trains daily except Sunday. .10.-55 a. m, . 4 ;00 p. m. SECRET SOCIETI ti CASH CAMP No. 332 M. W. A. meets every second and Fourth Monday ev-uinsn in "itKerald hall. Visitinn neighbors welcome. . : ilanceii. V. C. : F. Wertenberirer, W. A., 8. U. Wilde. Clerk. rAlTAlN II E I'AI.MKK CAMP, NO 50- Son of Veteran, division of Nebraska. V 8 A meet .-very Ttiesdiiy inlit at 7 ::o clock in their hall in f it iKerald 1. nek. All sons and visiiiii comrades are cordially invited to meet with ui J. J. Kurtz. L'oinin uider ; li. A. A'c Elwaiu. let Seaigent. rRIHK OK THE WIIIILI). Meets at 7 : 30 every Mcnnav evening at the Grand Army ball. A. F. (iroom, prenueni. J n- aun.B. secretary. X o V W XB-Mcet lirst ami third 1-r i ; liall. Frank Verinylea M W ; J E Harwick, recorder. GA. lOIcConihie Foot No. 45 me t even Satur.iay evouiuu at 7 : 30 in heir Hall in Kockwood block. All vIsitinK mr Me cordlallv invited to reet with us. J-red Hates. Fo "t Adjniant ; (J. F. Nilcs. Post Cominad.ler. 'VsiCHTS OF PYTHIAS Gauntlet Lodge No-47. Meet every Wednesday eve ning at their hull over Hennet de Tutt s. all visiting kniyhts are cordial y invited to attend. M X Griffith. C C: Otis Dovey K of K and S. AO V W No Meet second and fourth Kridav evenintis in the month at 1 U O V Hall? 1 Vondran, M W,E P Brown, recorde-i. DAUGHTEUS OF KEBECCA- Bud of Prom l e Lodee No- 40 meets the second and fourth Thursday e,YeI1i?M? xf vwiEi? N the V O. O. F. hall. Mrs. T. E. Williams, O. ; Mfg. John Cory. Secretary. . HECKEE OF HOXOR-Meets the first U and third Thrursday evenings .of each month in I. O. O. F. hall. Fitzgerald block. S SI Addie Smith, Worthy Sister of Honor Mrs Nannie Burkel, sister secretary. rASS LODGE. No. 146.1. 0. O. F. meets ey JUeedavniKht at their hall in Fitzgerald SSAMdKeUow. are cordially invited Knd when visiting In the city, fchris Pet eruVM. C;S.F. Unburn. Secretary. nvn AliUAKAM Ca" Council No 1021, RMtet ittheK. l P- hall In rJ rvir block over Bennett lutts, yisinng brethren invited. Henry Gerlng, Kegent; Thos Walling, Secretary. o'clock. For millinery and pattern hats or anything in the. line of ribbons, flowers of the latest styles and de signs, call on the Tucker Sisters in the Sherwood block. tf. For SALE Two desirable resi dence lots in Orchard Hill addition to Plattsmouth, within a block of the Missouri Pacific depot. or particulars call on or address THE llEKALli office. KQUITABLK LIFE INSURANCE CO., OF N, Y. T. II. Pollock, Agent, She committed Suicide. Mrs F. r. Hoe, at.Watkins.left this letter- "My husband Forgive me if I cause you trouble, but I suffer t.o You do not know what these long, wakeful, wretched nights are to ni , ahd I am so tired, darhng Se pain will never be better. I is not easy to take my own life, but I have been sick so long. Good-b e my husband, I love ypu-youi We. This is but one of t".0"8' J.hea' give up, instead of using Dr. Miles Restorative Nervine, and being JSSSffy cured of their wretched ness Go to F, G. Fricke and get an eleg anL book and trial bottle free.. 6 For Sale. My house and three lots corner Sixth and Dev. pne e SWOO. MRS. J. A. G. BUELL, Central City, Neb., apcE.R. B. THE NEWS CONDENSED Stevenson, of Illinois, Cleve land's Running Mate. LEADINU DEMOCRATS FEEL SOKE. The Rocky Mountain News of Den ver Cannot Stand the Nomina tions and Bolts the Tick etPanic Narrowly Averted ilon. Adlai E. Stevenson, of '111 nois, was chosen by the democrats as a running mate for Cleveland. The Rocky Mountain News, the editor of which made a free silver speech in the Chicago convention, has bolted the ticket there iiominat ed. It is the recognized leading democratic paper of the state. Edi torially it says this morning: "The worst apprehensions of the friends of free silver have been veri fied in the nomination of Grover Cleveland for the presidency by the Chicago convention. Colorado and the west have no more inveterate or determined opponent and his nomi nation at Chicago has effected no change in the relationship iior di minished to the extent of an atom the disastrous consequences that his financial policy would entail up on the agricultural and mining in dustries. . , The News has been a loyal and consistent exponent of western in terests for more than 'thirty years. A crisis has now arrived when it is forced to choose between a demo cratic nominee for the office of pres ident and the most vital industrial interests of the Rocky mouutaiu re gion. It conscientiously believes that the said nomination was ef fected by undemocratic influences and that the nominee represents a financial policy that antagonize." the historic record of the democrat ic party, the true intent of the na tional constitution and thtj uniform practice of the government for more than eighty years. In view of these facts and moved by these convictions, the News un hesitatingly elects to sustain the people and the industries of the sec tion to which it has been so long wedded, and refuses to betray those interested by supporting Grover Cleveland for the presidency, thus becoming a party to a financial con spiracy the culmination of which would involve certain and ruinous disaster to all who are concerned in silver mining, and would as surely prove calamitous to the producing population of the United States." There is little doubt but that the paper will support the people's nominees. Leading democrats de nouce the position of the paper. Panic Narrowly Averted. Just as the convention was about to close there was a crash, and the arc lights which had furnished the illumination for the convention were seen descending upon the heads of the delegates. Something had. given way above and -it ap peared as it the numerous inter ruptions which had so ornftiously occurred at the hands of nature, were about to be supplemented by one great catastrophe which should wipe out the whole national demo cratic convention of 1892. Three lights immediately over the New York delegation came crashing down upon the heads of the dele gates. The globes were broken and streams of white electricity shot out from the carbon points. In a twinkling everyone in the build ing was on his feet, and almost everyone was making tracks for the exits. Delegates stumbled wildly over one another and frantic yells of fear were heard. It seemed for a moment as if there was no possible way put of a panic, which must have resulted in the loss of hun dreds of lives. Fortunately, how ever, a number of cool heads among the delegate's in the audience as serted themselves and, aided by the police and music by the band, contrived to get the frightened peo ple down. 'When quiet was restored, on motion of Ilensel of Pennsylvania, Collins' resolution was referred to the next national committee, with an affirmative recommendation and j power to act. After some further routine busi ness, on motion of Russell of Mis souri the convention at 5:17 p. m. adjourned sine die, amid great cheering. llalzac'a Servant. When Ilonore do Balzac, the novelist, stated in early life his wish to become a literary man, his father, who had des tined him for the bar, was shocked and disapijointed. Still he gave the boy two years in which to prove his fitness for a literary life, and Ilonore was accordingly installed in an attic near the library where he proposed to work. llis mother believed that a little hard ship would soon bring him to his senses, but the corresponde nee which he there uion began with his sister shows that the man who was afterward to attain distinction in his chosen work could afford, as a youth, to scorn such trifles as waiting upon himself. In the very firt letter he confided to his sister the news that he had taken a servant. lie writes: "He is named Myself! And a bad bargain he is, truly! Myself is lazy, clumsy, thoughtless. His master is hungry or thirsty, and often enough Myself has neither bread nor water to give him; he doesn't even know how to shield him from the wind which whistles through the door and window. As soon as I am awake I ring for Myself, and he makes my bed. Then he sweeps the room, and clumsy he is at it. " 'Myself!' " Yes, sir.' " 'Look at that cobweb with the big fly buzzing in it till I am half giddy with the noise, and the fluff under the bed, and the dust under the window panes!' "The- lazy beggar gazes at me and doesn't stir, and yet, in spite of all his defects, I can't get rid of that unintelli gent Myself!" And the same stupid "Myself" it was who afterward enriched French litera ture with a series of wonderful works. Youth's Companion. Number of People Sinee Adam. Did you ever make a calculation of the probable number of people that have inhabited our globe since the beginning of time? No doubt you will say that such calculations involve a Ions of time, and are after all barren of results. Rut let us take a few minutes' time and ap proximate, with a certain degree of accuracy, the number of souls that have been ushered into this wicked world since the time when it was "not good for Adam to be alone." At the present time it is believed that there are 1,400,000,000 human beings on the globe; but let us suppose that there has been but an average of 900,000.000 living at any one time since the crea tion. Next, to give room for any iossille doubt, we will put the average length of life at fifty years. (It may have been much longer than that 5,000 years age. but has been much shorter for the last 1,000 years.) With the average length of life as above, we have had two gen erations of 900,000.000 each every cen tury for the past 6,000 years. Taking this for granted this globe has had 60,627,843,237,073,206 human in habitants since the beginning of time. To even bury this vast number the whole landed surface of the globe, every inch of it, would have to be dug over 120 times' Philadelphia Press. How a Chamelon Looks. Upon a crimson cloth the chamelon becomes almost crimson; move it upon a gray surface and the bright tints will quickly subside. But at night, whether disturbed or not, it invariably assumes its palest tints. Two which I caught in the Cape Town garden, which were of a very brilliant metallic green, were splen didly decorated. On the back or sides, sometimes saddlewise and sometimes lengthwise, were slashes of red. The markings vary in the individuals. The crest and decorations on the head and back are like fretwork, the whole body and limbs are dotted with very fine warts or tubercles like shagreen, and when angry all these distinctive fea tures are exaggerated, the gills and crest are swelled, and the skin of the chin is puffed out so as to show white stripes, while the creature opens its mouth wide, displaying the yellow, fleshy interior, and closing its teeth on your finger should you provoke it to do bo. Cor. Forest and Stream. Deaths in January. It has often been noticed at the begin ning of January the death is announced of a number of prominent men. The reason is probably found in the fact not that great men are more prone to die in January than at any other time of the year, but that the weather in that month is unsettled, and consequently hard on the constitution alike of great and hum ble. Great men are only human after all, and a great man physically weak ened by hard work or disease is just as likely to die from a change of weather as though he were a day laborer. The mortality tables show that the month of January and the first month of exceedingly hot weather in the sum mer are more fatal than any other time of tile year, and the great must take their chances with other people. St. Louis Globe-Democrat. Labouchere's Narrow Escape. Labouchere was in Mexico during the rebellion, and he thought he might serve humanity by secretly giving both bel ligerents good advice. One night, as he approached the tent of one of the two generals, he heard the voices of these rival pretenders in converse. Creeping close to the canvas he listened, and dis covered that they had agreed upon a truce in order to hang him in the morn ing as an example to both armies. In the morning, however, this misunder stood mutual friend had naturally dis appeared. Cor. New York World. THOUGHT. Tlie Toot- I'vllnw Wan Ilrully Hungry and Snk IU Mind Too Frankly. Tom Do Witt, Jack Ford and Ed Still man had been living on cigars and hoje for two days and were nearly starved to death. They had decided to honor some of their Vassar friends with a visit, at the time of the commencement, when the college discipline is somewhat relaxed; but a short stay in the place had con vinced them that the fare of the Pough kepsie boarding house was inadequate to salisfy Murray Hill apetites. So whon, after a morning drive, the girls announced that they intended to effectually silence the current feeble sneer at the cooking abilities of fair col legians by giving the party a lunch pre pared by themselves, there was joy in the hearts of tho men. At the word "lunch" Tom looked at Ed and Ed look ed at Tom, and Jack looked straight into the face of the prettiest girl and said most felicitously, "Oh, thank you!" It was to bo served in one of the rooms at 2 o'clock; "in the meantime they would stroll about the grounds and get up an appetite." At last the lunch came. It was a "pink" one. The table was artistically and tastefully decorated. Big pink bows and bunches of roses covered the cloth, and elaborately painted dinner cards directed the guests to their seats. As course succeeded course the men began to wonder where the substan tials were coming in, and to realize that a third disappointment had fallen to their lot. Tho little tubs of deviled salmon, the impalpable croquettes with tender as paragus tips, the tiny dabs of shrimp salad in the center of eool, green lettuce leaves, the salted almonds, the olives, the meringues glace and the strawberry shell K't were all 'very dainty and deli cate, but not particularly satisfying to earthly mortals whose thoughts were running on thick, juicj' English chops and big pewter mugs the size of an in fant's bathtub. And when as a finishing touch cuts little packages of tutti frutti, cunninidy tied up in pink ribbons, were passed around on a silver plate, the men felt unequal to further conversational effort. A few hours after the feast Tom De Witt remarked that it was time for them to be starting, as they expected to catch the 7:0 train for New York. "Oh, you'd better stay over until th- 10:10," remonstrated asweet sophomore; "you will just spoil your evening. What will you do when you get back to the eitv?" Here was the great opportunity of Jack's life, and unconsciously he rose to it. "Oh," he said earnest, "we'll go straight to a hotel and get something to eat, for we haven't had a square meal since we have been in this town!" For a moment three girls stared blankly at each other, and then the young men gathered their hats and canes together and, saying hurried "good nights," sped, with horizontal coat tails, in the direction of the depot. Harry Romaine in Homemaker. How the Cobra Gives Warning. The most dangerous reptiles of India and Africa are the cobras. No snakes, not even rattlesnakes, are more dreaded, and with reason. As the rattlesnake warns the ear by its significant "rattle," so the cobras warn the eye by the mode in which they expand the upper part of the body when irritated. This expan sion is produced by a 6udden movement of the ribs of that region of the body. Usually they incline backward, but the animaL when irritated, makes them stand out at right angles to the body, and so, of course, forces outward tho skin which covers them. Thus the neck, or part just behind the head, becomes greatly expanded and flattened, as it also does, though in a less degree, in the Australian blacksnake. This expansion is called a hood, and so the animals are called hooded snakes. In some of them there is on the back of the hood a dark mark, something like a pair of spec tacles, and they have therefore been called spectacle snakes. Quarterly Re view. II ow Hawthorne Wrote. We never think of local color in con nection with Hawthorne. Apparently he didn't need to put it on. Perhaps he would not have understood about it. He might have thought that the coun terpart of the literary term (local color) applied socially would refer to the women who paint, the term has such an artificial sound. One has an idea of a colored photograph; the local color is not a part of the substance, but is im posed. Hawthorne was not conscious of any necessity of giving local color to his creations. He wrote of that into which he was born, and his creations, even when they were in foreign settings, glowed with that internal personality which is never counterfeited by veneer ing. Charles Dudley Warner in Har per's. Definition of a Journalist. . "A man of literature compelled by circumstances to be also a man of busi ness." . That is the definition of a jour nalist, given by Mr. Sala. It is a good enough definition in its way, though it cannot be considered as invariably ac curate. There are a good many soi disant journalists who are certainly not "men of literature," and a good many more, whose claim to the title of jour nalist is unquestioned, who are certainly not "men of business." London Globe. BEFORE JHE HI 5 I'LATTSMOl'TII, " J- ' W A Boeck & Co W E INVITE Y(r LOW PRICES IN MENS, AND CHILDREN'S SHOES THAT ARE GOING AT HA RG TV.yi. Jiojoaz cj- co $h?tfi "HE POSITIVE CURE. TmTmml&r-r ''j-'i KLY BROTHERS. J Warren fir,. Npw Torlc Price 60 "t 1, SOr iULIUS PEPPKRHERG. J Among Tobacco, Havana alone pleases the taste of the critical connoisseur. No artificial process can en hance its value. The "Hud" cigars are always made of the finest Havana fillers and has always been esteemed above everj- other brands made ar sold at Platts mouth. Plattsmouth, Nebraska List of Letters Remaining unclaimed in the post office at Plattsmouth: Bowlin, Esther Baly. 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