THEY 1)0 NOT MAKRY. VVHY YOUNG PEOPLE FIND SINGLE BLESSEDNESS SO-COMFORTABLE. mo ... . , i -i .dreary insignificance use pashL.-San Francisco Argonaut. Couldn't Do It. Daahaway-Come around, old f. ellow. .and help me select a suit of clothes. TraveVs-Couldn't do it, POf1" man? You seem to forget that we both ,'S to the tailor.-Clcthier aad i FumisbT. ,. . If They CJ.J, Mrrl-l.ThrjViild t Mk wk lrrt Many Sarrlflo-. or Ko They Think. and llemilt They ' Keep Away from the Knot of Hymen. It u an oft rjM-;it'd remark that New York in the fin.-nt jl;ic in the npuMio r livo in if you are rich. Unt it is :rne than tlie iiu-unt euhtirb. the 'arioMt of western "nn towns," tli lest country village if you are t. ,-his is the rritic ism of thejieraoii who .i not contemplate life as a is.si1iil-j-or an arf;dlj tMs.sihility without ty, in tho narrow wnsw f the word; ,ut the lea.siireH that come from v". without the hoc-mi ttanmi that ,'xl lank account gives, without ! f, aide "to k-- up with the pne-j-j i" of those who are well dressed, well t well situated and well oft. nffularly enough, those who demand tbes things who will not accept mar Tied life without them are generally not well supplied with this worM'sgootls. People who have been rich all their lives do not realize what it means to go with out their luxuries. Dut people who have been jMr know just the wretchedness of having to wear patched boots and go without lunch; of having to walk long distances, because car fare "mounts up; of having to refuse nice invitations, be cause they have no clothes or no means of returning proffered civilities. To these, poverty is a bitter thing, and they loathe it. Marriage, unless it means escape from carping cares of this kind, they eschew as a hopeless evil. Detter endure those trials that we hare than fly to others that we know not of, they eay. So thinks the everyday, gentlemanly, good looking, entirely personable young man of thirty, who draws an income of from two to four thousand a year, and is asked out all over because he dances admirably and is good to look at, and never does anything gauche. So. also, thinks the pretty, well bred, well dressed, moderately bright girl of twenty-five, whose father spends six thousand a year mad has five children. Both of these know just the way they want their lives to go. Ever since childhood they have associ ated with companions who have had more money than they have, and they know how nice it is to be well off. To be rich or to remain as we are, that is their motto. "When we make the great move, they both think, "we make it t J better ourselves materially, or we don't 'make it at all. They do not want to be millionaires, but they do not want to be really pinched anywhere. Their house must be large -enough and be comfortable. It must be well fitted up no "sheet by night and tablecloth by day for them. There must be servants enough to run it. This girl who has always been comfortably placed, but never" luxuriously has no intention of binding herself down to do mestic cares, of dusting her own draw ing room and turning up hems in her own table linen. No; all that must be done for her. She has made her own dresses and trimmed her own hats all her girlhood, and she wants, when sua marries, to change all that. Detter to go on doing it in your own home, where it is all yon have to worry over, than to do it in your husband's, where yoa have to keep the house and take care of children as well. Thus the 3-onng lady reasons and re jects her suitors with a peculiar and good humored indifference. She has made np her mind that she will not marry a man who has a cent under five thousand a year, and is not above telling this to the soupirants. who take the hint and strive to realize the ideal. Tho yonng lady is quite frank. She is not in the least ashamed of her worldliness or de sirous of hiding it under a veil of at tractive coyness. She is not mercenary. It is not riches that she demands com fort, that is all. If she is comfortable she will continue to be a very nice, at tractive person, but if she has to scrimp ana struggle and fight over ten cent pieces, and turn her old clothes, and have her shoes patched, she will not bt responsible for her temper. She is a fin de siecle to her finger tips sensible where the might be romantic, practical where she once would have been impas sioned a person who is bound to make a success of her life and keep it on the lines that she regards as the best. The young man of her kind holds pre cisely the same views. Life with a be loved object sounds very charming, but it is not to be indulged in unless the in comes of himself and the beloved object foot up to from five to six thousand per annum. The beloved object on three thousand a year is too expensive a lux ury. He cannot afford it. What might have been a courtship dwindles to a zuild friendship. Not infrequently he tells the lady of his sad predicament and how impossible a matrimonial alliance would be on his salary. She condoles with him and they become friends, for no violent fires burn in their hearts and friendship comes quite easily to them. .Marriage would mean a series of sacri fices that neither is willing to make They would have to live in a flat in HaT em and no one knows who has not livec in Gotham the horror in which Harlem is held or a second rate boarding house beyond Fourth avenue. Then come clothes and theaters. A New York woman spends money lika water on her clothes. She would mu ;h rather be well dressed than well fed. She must be well dressed to be np with .anything. The moment she grows .shabby she is no longer of any impor tance. Then she may as well give up aJ tne tun anu ... , The Eye of Greek HtstuM. Professor Ernst Curtius, the famous Greek scholar and archaeologist of the University of Berlin, announced a few months ago that he had discovered that the Greek Fculptors always made the eyes of men fuller ami rounder than those of women. -The alleged discovery was"cou"Iered iiifportaiit.'as it was le lieved that it would lead to a iroter classification of many of the unidenti fied heads of Greek statues. The Iioim-h. however, seem to have been premature, despite the fact that Curtius, who has Ijeen called "The Modern Greek. fa thered them. Dr. Greef, of Berlin, in a recent lec ture delivered licfore the Prussian Acad emy of Science, declared that Curtius' conclusions were wrong, as lie had found Hat, narrow eyes those of women, ac cording, to Curtius in the heads of Greek statues of men. He had also measured plastic representations of worn en witlT large, full eyes. In nature. in added, there was no difference In-tw 1 1; tlie eyes of men und women. He h;. examined recently in Berlin the eyes oi a nunureu memiers oi eacu sex nn.i had found that they were the same in fchape, size and form. He thus upheld the theories of Zinn and Sommerlin mat me ureeic sculptors wuo gave a greater fullness to the eyes of men than to those of women did not follow the conditions of nature. New York Trib une. Plenty of Game in Maine. There h;is not been a year for some time when game was as plenty and when so little game has been killed and uestroyed as during tne past win ter. One rejison is that the snow in many localities has not been deep, and at the same time it has been hard, hold ing up the deer and caribou and giving them a chance to protect themselves by flight. Another reason is that the guides and hunters have learned that it is for their interest to leave the game alone, especially during the deep snows. I have made it a point to see many of them in the early part of the winter, and tried to make them understand that it is for their interest for us to keep a good stock of fish and game, as they would get more business during the guiding season. The most of the game that has been killed the past winter has been killed in the back settlements, hunters using dogs to catch deer. There has been a story of ninety moose killed near our border line, in township 5, range 18. I believe the most of this yarn is false. I have been within a day's walk of the township this winter and I did not learn of any such business. In fact there are not moose enough in that locality. It is near the Canada line, and this same re port comes from there every year. Cor. Portland (Me.) Press. Beekeepers and the Government. Foreign bees without pedigrees may be admitted to the United States free of duty. The secretary of the treasury has so decided. Until the last tariff bill was passed bees from abroad came in gratis, as "animals imported for breeding pur ines." The McKinley law declared that this ruling should only apply to an imals "regularly entered in recognized herd books. Accordingly, bees were assessed 20 per cent, ad valorem, be cause they had no pedigrees. The bee keepers protested and carried their point. Some time ago the postoffice department declared that bees were "unmailable."" on the ground that they would be likel) to sting people if they got loose. The beekeeiers secured the recall of this reg ulation, by proving that the packages employed could not be broken. Wash ington Cor. New Orleans Times-Democrat. Little Fear of Indian Trouble. A gentleman at Rosebud agency writes that the reports of dissatisfaction among the Indians there have been greatly ex aggerated. Since his arrival there two weeks ago he has traveled quite exten sively through the various Indian camps aud thinks the Indians never exhibited a more peaceful frame of mind than at present. Never did they take hold of work more readily or more extensively, and never did they take more interest in the care of their stock than the past winter, as can plainly be seen by the condition of horses and cattle this spring. So far as dissatisfaction with rations is concerned, if there is any such, the white employees hear nothing of it. Cor. Min neapolis Journal. Confederate Coins. There has recently been some inquiry as to whether the Confederate govern ment coined any gold. The question was referred to the Hon. Charles C. Jones, Jr., of Augnsta, who telegraphs as follows: "The Confederate States, as I now remember, coined and issued no gold. A few experimental half dollars in silver were struck, but they did not pass into circulation. Charleston News and Courier. " A Circus Tumbler Has a Fall. A disjiatch from Warsaw, Ind., says: "Charles Neff, a laborer in Lakeside park, while engaged in trimming a tree fell from its top to the ground, a dis tance of 6ixty feet, and was uninjured. Neff is an old circus tumbler, and the agility learned in the ring saved his life. He fell on his hands and rebounded in the air ten feet, alighting on his feet without a scratch. A lawsuit has been commenced in Marengo, Ind., between Edmund Waltz and El wood Stout, over the price of two eggs, bought at seventeen cents per dozen. Two of the dozen were rotten, and Waltz demanded a return of the price. A young man hypnotized at an enter tainment in Paris remained Be useless for two days and was with difficulty brougt back to consciousness. A Missouri judge presented to the ex Confederate home fifty-eight cents, but they were very old coins and are to be Bold at auction. Enaor Liquor Care. To thohe Heekinjr a rescue from liquor curse or other evil habits brougJit about by morphine, tobac co etc. The Knsor Instituteat South Omaha offers one of the most relia ble sml best places to with the absolute certainty of a permanent cure. Write cr visit the institute. th. A ensilile Man. Would use Kciiid'h halnntu for throat and Iuuh. it is curing more cafes coughs cld.-, asthma, bron chitts, crsmp ami all throat mid liuitf troubles, than any other rem-edj-. The proprietor has author ized. -my drutfist 1oive you a sam le tiiitile tree t convince vou oi I the merit of I .a rare bottles i this great 'c and $1. remedy. I feel it my duty to e;ry a few words in regard to Kly's Cream Halm, and I do ho entirely without solicitation. I have used it more or less half a j-ear, and have found it to he most admirable. I have fullered from catarrh of the worst kind ever since I was a little hoy and I never hoped for :u-e, but Cream Halm pectusin do even that Many of my acquaintances have used it witu excellnnt results. Oscar Ostum, 45 Warren Ave., Chi cago 111. Wanted: An energetic man to in an aire branch office. Only a few dollars needed. Salary to start $7 per month and interest in business The Western Co., Kansas City, Mo Some Foolish People allow a cough to run until itgets beyond the reach of medicine They eav "Oh. it will wear away, but in most cases it wears them away Could they be induced to try tl successful Kemp's Balsam, which is sold on a positive guarantee to cure, they would see the excellent effect after takincr the first dose. Price 50c and $1. Trial size free. At all drug-gists. I The wisdom of him who journey - eth is known by the line he selects; the judgment of the man who takes the "Burlington Route" to the cities of the east, the south, and the west, is never impeached. The in ference is plain. Magnificent Pull man sleepers, elecant reclining chair cars and world-famous dining cars on all through trains. For information address the agent of the company at this place, or write to T. Francis, General Passenger and Ticket Agent, Omaha. Wow Try This- It will cost you nothing and will aurelv do vou erood. it you -iia-re a Cough, Cold or any trouble with Throat, Chest or Lungs. Dr. King s New Discovery for Consumption, Coughs and Colds is guaranteed to give relief, or money will be paid back. Sufferers from La Grippe found it just the thing and under its use had a speedy and perfect re covery. Iry a sample Dottle at our expense and learn for yourself just how good a thing it is. Trial bottle free at F. G. Fricke & Co. Drug Store, Large size 50c. ana ifrl.UU The population ofPlatismouth Is about 10,000, add we would say at least "neo-half are troubled with some effection on the throat and luncs, as those complaints are, ac cording to staaistics, more numer ous than others. We would advise all our readers not to neglect the opportunity to call on their drug- ; i 1 . U4il I 1.- ..'r, T., 1 sam for the throat ana lungs, lnax ze free. LargeBottle 50c- ana $1. Sold by all druggist. Itch on human and horses animals cured in 30 minutes by Woolford's sanitary lotion. This never fails. Sold F. G. Fricke & Co. druggist, Plattsniouth. For years the editor of the Burl ington Junction, (ilo,) 1'ost, has been subject to cramp colic fits of in digestion, which prostrated him for several hours and unfitted him for business for two or three days. For the past year he has been using Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhcea Keraedy whenever occa sion required, and it has invariably given mm prompt reiiei. &o anu cent bottles for sale hy F. G. Fricke & Co., druggists. According to the census of 1890, Chicago takes rank, by virtue of her population of l,09S,oiG people, as the eighth largest city on the globe. Most of us desire, at one time or another, to visit a city in which so many persons find homes, and, when we do, we can lind no better line than the "Burlington Koute." Three fast and comfortable trains daily. For further information ad dress the agent of the company at this place, or write to J. Francis, General Passenger and Ticket Agent, Omaha, Nebraska. PLACES OF WORSHIP. CATnocic St. Paul's Church, ak. bPtwern Fifth a ml Sixth. Father Cainey, 1'u.slor Service : Vhhd at A ;iiil 10 :.' a. m. Sunday School at 2 :3, with benediction. The Missori Pacific will sell round trip tickets May 9 to 14 inclusive, to Portland, Oregan, the Presbyterian general aisembly being held their May 19 to June 2. Tickets good un til May 19 and returning inside 90 days at $60, going via one. route and returmng via another. Apply at ticket office for particulars. Specimen Cases. S.H.Clifford, New Castle, Wit was troubled with neuralgia and rheumatism, his stomach was dis ordered, his liver was affected to an alarming degree, appetite fell away and he was terribly reduced in flesh and strength. Three bottles of Electric Bitters, cured him. Edward Shepherd, Harrisburg, 111., had a running sore on his lea of eight years' standing. Used three bottles of Electric Bitters and seven bottles Bucklen's t Arnicz Salve, and his leg is sounded well John Speaker, Catawba, O, Mad -fiv large fever sores on his leg doctor said he whs incurable. One bottl Electric Bitters and one box Buck len's Arnica Salve cured him entire- lv. Sold by F. G. Fricke & Co. Chkitian. Corner Loeust and Klchth Ms fervlce inorniiiK and vei.tnji. I-.lder A (ialioway ia-slor. Sunday rW'limtl 10 a. m. Epis'-oi'AU St. l-uke's liurcli. corner Third unit V in-, liev. II U. HuriM-pit. i-artor. ser vices : 11 A. M . Hi d 7 :.K 1- M . Sunday School at 2 :.'50 I, m . i (Jx.K.MAN M KTlloniST- 'j riier Sixth Kt and (iranite. Kev. llli t. l';iMor. Services : 11 a. M. and 7 :'J0 1. M. Suunay School lo A M. I'HKHHYTKKl AN. :-ervices In lew church, cur ner Sixth and Cramte str. l;cv..J. T. Hatrd, pastor, siinda -sei ool a! . ; ' ; I rciicliinn at 11 a. in. ;:.l h i in. 1 he . K. S. K of t hi" church lmetn every Sahhatli eveiiii'C at 7 :ir in the li.is met t of the chucrh. All are invited to atti t.u thcec meetings. Ft It ST M kthoimst. Sixth St., betweu Main and I'eurl. Kev I.. K. I'.ritt.P. I. nasi or. Servicer" : 11 A. M.. H :(hi p. n miikI.i School 9:.'tOA m. l'rayer tneetji k ' eiluesday eveu-Iiik- i Kit MAN I'llVhliVTKIIHN. of ner M iLI II illld Ninth, liev W :tle, i;isror. Services usual hours. Sunday -chool a -.w a. m. Swkf.msh n:uk;.tiNAI. Craniie, be tween Fifth and sixth. Coi.okk.ii Hai'TIsT. Mt. Olive, i :ik. between Tenth and Kleventh Kev. A. l'.oewell, pas tor. Set vices 11 a. in. ; mi 7 ::;0 p. in Traycr ineetiiitr Wednesday evening. Voij.m Mkn's l iiKi'ii Association Kooins in V aiertnan block. Main street, (los pe! meeting, for niei. only, ever Sunday af ternoon at 4 o'clock. Kooiiih open week day from 8:3 a. in., i ) 'J : 3o p. i.i. South 1'auk Tahkkn aclk. Kev .1. M. Wood, I astor. Services : Sunday School, .')!. in.: I reaching, 11a in. and 8 p. hi. irayer ineetlnir Tuesday niirlu ; choir pra t ice Friday nittht All are welcome. Tho First step, . Perhaps you are run down, can' eat, can't sleep, can't think, can't do anything to j our satisfaction, and you wonder what ails you. lou siioulci need tlie warning, you are taking the first step into nervous prostration. You need a nerve tonic and in Electric Bitters you will find the exact remedy for restoring your nervous system to itnormal,healthy condition. Surprising results tol low the use of this great Nerve Tonic and Alterative, Your appe tite returns, good digestion is re stored, and the liver and kidnej-s re sume healthy action. Try a bottle Price 50c, at F. G. Fricke & Co's drugstore. 6 At-ittle ttirls Experiencein a LigUt house. Mr. and llrs, lvoren irescott are keepers of the Gov. Lighthouse at Sand Beach Mich, and are blessed with a daughter, four years. Last April she taken down with Measles followed with dreadful Cough and turned into a fever. Doctors at home and at Detroit treated, but in vain, she grew worse rapidly, until she was a mere" handful of bones Then she tried Dr, King's New Discovery and after the use of two and a half bottles, was completely cured. They say Dr. King,s New Discovery is worth its weight in gold, 3et you may get a trial; bottle free at F. G. Frickey Drugstore. How's This! We offer 100 dollars reward for any case of catarrh that can not be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. F. J. Cheney & Co. Props, Toledo, Ohio, We the undersigned, have known F. J. Cheney for the last lo years and belive him pefectly honorable in all buisness transactions and fin ancially able to carry out an oblig ations made by their firm. West & Truax, Wholesale Drug gist, Toledo Ohio., Walding Kinnan & larvin, Wholesale druggist lole do Ohio. Hall's Catarrh Cnre is taken inter nally, action directljr upon the blood and mucous surtaces or tlie system. Price, 75c. per bottle. Sold by all Druggist; Testimonials free. HENRY BOECK The Leading FURNITURE DEALER AND QNDERTAKR. Constantly keeps on hand everythin you need to furnish your bouse. CORNER SIXTH AND MAIN STREET Plattsmouth Neb Lumber Yard THE OLD RELIABLE. II. A. WATERMAN k SON i PI F LUMBER 8hingles, Lath, Sash, Doors, Blinds Caa'eupply everw demand of the city. Call and get termi. Fourth street in rear of opera hous. SAYS SHE CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF W.flUS SOAP WANTS iTTOoar fr i i h 1 Alt cm ch& o. . cm, C3-0 - TO- House Furnishing Emporium. W HERE you can et your house furnished from kitchen to pnrlor and at easy tearms. I han die tlie world renown Haywood baby carriages, also the latest improved Iteliable Process Gasoline stove Call and be convinced. No trouble to show goods. I. Pearleman OPPOSITE COURT HOUSE F Q $ G2 WILL KEEP CONSTANTLY ON HANI) A Full and Complete line of Drugs, Medicines, Paints, and Oils. DRUGGISTS SUNDRIES AND PURE LIQUORS Prescriptions Carefuily Compounded at all Hours. TRY THE If ;E:j:A:L:D Jkclvertislmg - &nd - JFofo - Work EatesOn Ipplica tiorx. s A. B. KNOT BUSINESS 31 A3 AGE IS. SOI Cor Fifth and Vine St. PLATTSMOUTH - NEBRASKA Mexican Mustang Liniment. A Cure for the Ailments of Man and Beast A long-tested pain relierer. Its txse is almost universal by the Housewife, the Farmer, the Stock Raiser; and by every one requiring an effective liniment. No other application compares with it in efficacy. This well-known remedy has stood the test of years, almost generations. No medicine chest is complete without a bottle of Mustang Liniment. Occasions arise for its use almost every day. All druggists and dealers have it. f I