BALDNESS HEREDITARY. Coarse on th Knbjet. "About bald head, now," said a hair. Pressor who profeww-d to know all about liirsuto deficiency and its ranges, "they aro a much duo to heredity as are red head, black head, curly bead or head that aro riot curly. And why aro n.n commonly bald and women bald o uncommonly? There aro doctors and nu n of science who point to that fact to strengthen their well known hi h hat theory of bal l neHS. They afT.tt to lelieve, and in eiKt on their Im lic-f, that the high Jk hat and tho hard ft It hat aro reionsibo for inst of tho luildheadod men. tlm Jin- THE RIVAL MINSTRELS. IIariwn--RMtkl loTed hi harm's maJd' U iorrd hla gardens, with tnoir wia4ior II loved to wau-h tils crystal fountain ptar: II. t i t ... " nm nortcs ana tils rourUcrs gay: : IU lovad all royal Bjiorta that plnue a king., Hut niwit I10 loved to hear his minstrels stuif. And tut It ha pfM-ncd that his fame bad brought Two rival HiritM-rs to the calih'it court. Who ll-ai--) hiiu bcxt, fall well each minntrel knew. Would le irK-luincd the xrrntvr of the two. Ko will tbe pUnM-d him that they found him loiitli To tin h mo bf-tween them, for he loved them both. "lt all the nntioo Jude," at length suid he: ho llcjiri-!jej.t uiy .-opIn !-um.-s me. Through aJI the land the rival poets sung; Their uiuncn r.nd limbic w ere on every tonirtie. Eator Liquor Car. To thane seeking a rescue from liquor curse or. other evil -habits brought about by morphine,, tobac co etc The Knsor Institute at Sotith Omaha offcriinne of the most relia ble ;iml best places to go with the absolute certainty of a permanent cure. .Write r visit the institute. Where Fame had fore. not Hung all their songs bo .... " - r, (i aril I I J yielding jire-KMiro of Mich headgear con- I l,Dtil l tu-y never reached a door uncling the biM),l veKFels which nour ish tho hair bulks, and thus destroying their vital properties, tho result ling death of the rmts and unavoidable capillary Krantines. Women, say theb scientific riiecnlaton, do not injure th .vitals of tlieir hair by such means, and thus are rarely chronically bald. Maybe th-y are riht, but I don't be lieve it. Everyloxly knows that man, as the head of the family, has to go to the front and Htay there in the capacity of the breadwinner. The strain of life comes the most severe on the man in that resiH-ct. lie it is who suffers th anxieties and Iattles against the disap Iointinents of business, speaking of life In general. What makes men prema turely old? Just these anxieties and straggles. If prematurely old, why not prematurely bald, which is a natural ao coinpaninicnt of untimely age? A Sensible Man. Would use Kemp's balsam for the throat and lungs, it is curing more cases coughs colds, asthma, bron chitts, craiip and nil throat and lung troubles, than anj- other rem edy. The proprietor has author ized any druggist to give you a sam pie bottle free t convince you of the merit of this great remedy. Large bottles .TOc and $1. PLACES OF WORSHIP. VATHOLic.-St. Paul's Church, ak. betweea ; Fifth and Sixth. Father t'aiuey, i'astor .Servicei : Vns-int h and 10 tin a. m. Sunday .. School at 2 -Jio, with benediction, Chkiti an. Corner I-.wunI and KltblU Mi ' Hervlces morniiiK nd evei hii. KUler A - Oalioway pastor. Sunday Hchool 10 a. M. EI'IH'jopau St. Luke's 't hurt'li, corner Third and Vine. He? II It. Furm-m. pastor. Ser vices :11a.m. ai.d 7 :3 p m . Sunday School (i human M RTiioiosT. t urner Sixth and Granite. Kev. lliit. far tor. Services : 11 A. M. and 7 :ao i m. Sunday School lo :3o a m. Bn Olaf tuwg of deeds the caliph wrought. Tlie riches and the l-t;Ir.rs of hi court; Tlte mighty warrior every nation houtM, And armies vanquished by tho prophet's hosts: How Inlam's valor waa beloved and feared: And when he finished, liMteBing thousands cheered. Mustapha sonmi were all of simpler tbiogs: Forgotten wium the pride of earthly king. He (HuiK to them of home and truth aod love; How Allah watched his children from above. Close to their heart the jxM-t's music crept: And when he finished, all the people wept. FortbouKb lien Ola charmed them with bis arts. It was Mu.stapha'a songs that reached their heart. Jaines J. Burnett in Harper's. I feel it my duty to snj- a few words in regard to lily's Cream Halm, and I do so entirely without Noiictiauoii. i nave uscu it more or less half a 3'ear, and have found it to be most admirable. I have suffered from catarrh of the worst kind ever since I was a little boy and I never hoped for :ure, but Cream Halm seems to do even that. Many of my acquaintances have used it witu excellnnt results. Oscar Ostum, 45 Warren Ave., Chi cago 111. Pkkhhytfkiak. -!ervicei in l ew church, cor ner Sixtli and Granite stf. Kev. J . T. Ifainl, Pastor. Sunda -set ool al 9 ;.' ; 1'reachiiiB at 11 a. ni. a:.l x t. in. The . K. h. C. fc of thiH church nuetf eveiy Sabbath eveiiini' at 7 in the basement of the chiiei h. All uie invited to att nd thepe tneetiiiKs. Kikst Mkthoimst.-Sixth St.. hetwen Main and Pearl. Kev. I.. K. Itrit t. J. I. nastor. Services : 11 a. m.. 8 :(ki k m Sunda School 9:ia m. Prayer meetii g ednesday even-i'-K- Gfkman Pkkshvtkkian. Corner Main and Ninth. Kev Witte, astr. Services u.siuil hours. Sunday -chool 9 :30 a. m. Jin? Ride a ccctamsE.TO Chicago of coursejo get. $ (Ip VHICH IS BOSS. ITS MERITS FORCtMNING AND WASHING THE CLOTHES. , ASSURE IT A WELCOME. WHEREVER IT GOES. FAIRBANKS mta am I SSftP Swfkuish (iNdKMiATloNAi Graiiile. tween Fifth and sixth. be tas less brain stress. Her sympathies with the man in his struggle may be great, and usually aie, but they do not make the demands on her organization that tell so severely on the system of the man. "I account for mnch baldness among men by this theory of nervous exhaus tion, but then what will explain its prev alence among men whose circumstances do not require them either to indulge in business anxieties or undergo business ULsapiMrintinents? Thus wo see the easy going man about town, not yet in his prime as to years, with no haunting thought of tomorrow, yet as bald as his grandfather was at seventy. We see the Iampered child of fortune, son of a mil lionaire father, who toils not, neither doth he spin, yet Elijah, whom tho bad lioys mocked, at the same time the she 1 tears came out of the wilderness and dined upon thm. was not arraj-ed in less hair than one of these. Some might explain this by the sweeping charge of UI.-VMJUIHM1. it, v. in not uo. i nave among my patrons -onth of this kind wno are models or sobriety, propriety and simple living, and yet they are as bald as doorknobs. "Heredity is the only explanation that can le made of this mysterious depar ture or tne lair m early life, although I'rofessor Jaton, an English 6cientiiic i-rmm v uo aas maue investigation on tne subject a fpecialty for years, does not believe it. and stoutly declares that the cause of baldness is no nearer discovery man it was a hundred years ago. "But whether i am right or wrong in my theories I know I am right in this, and that is when a man is once bald h is always bald, unless Lis hair has fallen out from the effects o' fever. In that case it will generally return in time of its own .accord. But a head that ha gradually lost its hair while the owne of it is in good physical condition has lost it for good. If it wasn't so Uo you suppose there would Lo so many bald. r i(k'd doctors and barbers?" New Y irk Sun. Fifty Kinds of Klectrlc Fishes. According to the statements of the English naturalist. Professor Woman there are in existence today nnward of r fifty species of fishes having more or Iokh ! specialized organs, the function of which : is the generation of electric discharges. j.ne nsnes oilier widely, sometimes strikingly, from each other, belonging mostly to different families, and oc casionally even to different orders of the "Pisces." In structure they closely re semble the other species of the genera to which they severally belong, differ ing from them, with an occasional ex ception, mainly in the possesion of or gans for electric generation. The well known "electric rays," for example, of which Nicholson mentions three and Gunther six, are the most prominent. These rays are found in the Atlantic and Indian oceans and the Mediterranean sea, and are seen in the English channel, or even farther north; while other electric fishes are still more cosmopolitan, though most of them in habit limited are:ts and warm waters. Electricity. Wanted: An energetic man to manag-e branch office. Only a few dollars needed. Salar' to start $75 per month and interest in business The Western Co., Kansas City, Mo. COI.OKKO Baitist. Mt. Olive, "-ak. between leuth und Kieventh Kev. A. Hoewell. pas tor, services u a. in. mimI 7 . -30 l. in. Prayer KOUi0 MKN'B IHKMIAN ASSOCIATION itooiiisiii vt aterinan block. Mam street. Gos pel meeting, ror inei, only, everv Sunday af ternoon at 4 o'clock. Koouif open week day liuiii o-oua. hi., i j a ; p. iii. IS THE BEST FOR EVERY HOUSEHOLD USE. ALL GROCERS KEEP IT. PE. ONLY BY CHICAGO. Some Foolish People allow a cough to run until it p;ets beyond the reach of medicine They aay "Oh, it will wear away," but in most cases it wears tliem away. Could they be induced to try the successful Kemp's Halsam, which is sold on a positive guarantee to cure, tliey would see the excellent effect after taking the first dose. Price 50c and $1. Trial size free. At all druggists. SOUTH fAKK 1 AKKKNACLK. Kev. J. M. wmou, I astor. Services : Sunday School, fja.iii.: ireaciurp, n a. in. and n p. si. (irayer meeting Tuesday nijilir ; choir prac- ircnriiuaj iuiil aii are welcome. The wisdom of him who journey eth is known by the line he selects; the judgment of the man who takes the "Ihirlington Koute" to the cities of the east, the south, and the west, is never impeached. The in ference is plain. Magnificent Pull man sleepers, elegant reclining chair cars and world-famous dining cars on all through trains. For information address the agent of the company at this place, or write to J. Francis, General Passenger and Ticket Agent, Omaha. How an Elephant Eats. An elepltant's digestive functions are very rapid, and the animal therefore equires daily a large amount of fodder COO pounds at least. In its wild state ;ne elephant feeds heartily, but waste- 'ully. It is careful in selecting the few forest trees which it likes for their bark Jr foliage. But it will tear down 1. . t i m j ., .iraucues ana leave nan or tuem un touched. It will strip off the bark from other trees and throw away a large por tion. As it 13 a nocturnal animal, it selects its trees by the senses of touch and smell. Its sense of smell is 60 delicate that a wild elephant can scent an enemy at a distance of 1.000 yards, and the nerves of its trunk are 60 sensitive that the smallest substance can bo dis covered and picked up by its tiny pro boscis. An elephant's palate is very delicate, and the animal is whimsical in selecting or rejecting morsels of food. Youth's Companion. Diarrhea and Digestive Troubles. The connection between teething and diarrhea has been considered until of recent years as leyond question.' But even this is very doubtful. For our selves, we should have no difficulty the oretically in supposing that painful teeth ing might upset the digestion, just as in nervous older children and adults we see I excitement and mental anxiety produce like results. But actually, the more the cases are examined the less certain is the relation of the lowel trouble to the supposed cause. Here again develop ments in the digestive organs may have an influence, and the effect of heat, either directly upon the nervous system of the child or by injuring food, is shown by the prevalence of these diseases in sum mer. Dr. Henry D. Chapin in Babyhood. A Phrase That Is Not English. "1 will give a prize of $100 to anv one who can prove that the expression 'don't you know,' or, as it is often rendered, 'doncherknow, was ever used in Eng land by a real Englishman." declared a person of the British persuasion the other day. "The phrase had its origin in Philadel phia, where it is much in vogue, because certain dudes there believe it is English. No Englishman ever says 'Don't you know. The expression he does nse is You know,' such as Tm going up to London, you know, to cret me new trousers, yoa know.' "This maybe a startler for certain young men about town, who by dint of great practice are able to interject doncherknow' at about every ten words in their conversation. I'm sorry to hurt their feelings." New York Herald. Wow Try This It will cost you nothing and will eurely do you good, if you have a Cough, Cold or any trouble with Throat, Chest or Lungs. Dr. King's New Discovery for Consumption, Coughs and Colds is guaranteed to give relief, or money will be paid back. Sufferers from La Grippe found it just the thing and under its use had a speedy and perfect re covery. Try a sample bottle at our expense and learn for yourself just how good a thing it is. Trial bottle free at F. G. Fricke & Co. Drun- Store. Large size 50c. and $1.00 It Needs No Guards. The smallest, simplest and best pro tected postoffice in the world is in the Straits of Magellan and has been there for many years. It consists of a small painted keg or cask, and is chained to the rocks of the extreme cape in a man ner so that it floats free, opposite Terra del Fuego. Each nassinc shin sends a boat to take letters out and put others m. This curious postoffice is unprovided with a postmaster, and is therefore un- aer the protection of all the navies of the world. Never in the history of this unique "office" has its privilege been abused. Philadelphia Press. The population of Plattsmouth Is about 10,000, add we would say at least Jneo-half are troubled with some effection on the throat and lungs, as those complaints are, ac cording to staaistics, more numer ous than others. We would advise all our readers not to neglect the opportunity to call on tlieir drug gist and get a bottle of Kemp's Bal sam for the throat and lungs. Trial size free. LargeBottle 50c- and $1. ooia Dy all druggist. The First step. Perhaps you are run down, can't eat, can t sleep, can't think, can't do anytlnng to your satisfaction, and you wonuer what ails you. You snouia neea tne warning, you are taKing tne nrst step into nervous prostration. You need a nerve tonic and in Fllectric Bitters you will find the exact remedy for restoring your nervous system to it normal, healthy condition. surprising results fol low the use of this great Nerve Tonic and Alterative, Your appe tite returns, good digestion is re stored, and the liver and kidneys re sume healthy action. Try a bottle. Price 50c, at F. G. Fricke & Co's drugstore. 6 AMttle falrl8 Experiencein a LigMt house. TVf" i fir t rry , . I'ir. anu iurs, joren irescott are keepers of the Gov. Lighthouse at band Beach Mich, and are blessed with a daughter, four years. Last April she taken down with Measles, ionowea witii dreadtul Couirh and turned into a fever. Doctors at home and at Detroit treated, but in vain, she grew worse rapidly, until she was a mere" handful of bones'1 Ihen she tried Dr, King's New .Discovery and after the use of two and a half bottles, was completely cured. They say Dr. King,s New .Discovery is worth its weight in gold, yet you may get a trial; bottle iree at r. kj. iriCKey .Drugstore. How's This! We offer 100 dollars reward for any case of catarrh that can not be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. F. J. Cheney & Co. Props, Toledo, We the undersigned, have known F. J. Cheney for the last 15 years, and belive him pefectly honorable in all buisness transactions and fin ancially able to carry out an oblio auiiiiB maue oy xueir nrm. West & Truax, Wholesale Drug- giei, loieuo umo., w aiding ivinnan i nuicoaic ui uggiisi J.01C- do Ohio. Hall's Catarrh Cnre is taken inter nally, action directlj' upon the blood ana mucous surlaces ot the system. tj; . ... r.-r rntc, ucper oottie. &oid Dy all Druggist; Testimonials free. J. PEAfctEMAWe GREAT MODBRTST House Furnishing Emporium. "T K 7" HERE you can get your house furnished from V V kitchen to pnrior and at easy tearing. I han die the world renown Haywood baby csirriagefi, also the latest improved Reliable Process Gasoline stove Call and be convinced. No trouble to show goods. OPPOSITE COURT HOUSE I. Pearleman WILL KEEP CONSTANTLY ON HANI) A Full and Complete line of Drugs, Medicines, Paints, and Oils. DRUGGISTS SUNDRIES AND PURE LIQUORS Prescriptions Carefully Compounded at all Hours. Itch on human and horses animals cured in 30 minutes by Woolford's sanitary lotion. Ihis never fails. Sold F. G. Fricke & Co. druggist, Tll.il . . ' x-iaiismoutn. His Election Cost II im Four Cents. Air. H. R. Williams may be compli mented upon the economy he exercised in seekins re-election to the Middlesex county council, his expenses beinir set down at twopence. This fairlv bents the "record." Air. Deputy Bedford's election expenses were said to be but nineience on one occasion, but he mu pale his ineffectual fires before the su perior financial prowess of Mr. Williams London City Press. For years the editor of the Burl ington Junction, (Mo,) Post, has been subject to cramp colic fits of in digestion, which prostrated him for several hours and unfitted him fori bnsiness for two or three days. For the past 3-ear he has been using tiianiDerlain s Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy whenever occa sion required, and it has invariabl3' given him prompt relief. 2.1 and U0 cent bottles for sale by F. G. Fricke & Co., druggists. HENRY BOECK The Leading FURNITURE DEALER TRY THE tf;E::a:L:D AdveriSsiaag: - - 9ob - Work AND Depth of the Mediterranean. The Austrian government has made t. number of soundines in the Afeditor- anean. and the greatest depth reached was 2,406 fathoms, which is deeper than any sounding yet recorded for that body s.f X- 1 Y vi. wora. inew iwk journal. Weeping Trees. The literature of "weeping trees"' is enormom, much of it being plainly mythical, jut there is a large basis of .act upon which most of these marvel ous stories rest. Many travelers have described the famous "rain tree" of Pa dradoca. Isle of Ferro. John Cockbum, in 1735, describes a tree at Vera Pas, Cen tral America, from which pure water -continually dripped from every leaf and branch. St. Louis Republic Chinamen cannot become citizens of the United States because the right of naturalization is limited to free whit persons and Africans or people of Afri can descent. Whit He Didn't Eat. A Yankee on payinpr his bill at a Lon- aon restaurant was told that the sum put down didn t include the waiter. -waai, ne roarea, "i didn t eat any A 1 1 fXM - waiter, uia ir iondon Tit-Bits. According to the census of 185TO. Chicago takes rank, hy virtue of her population ot l,09S,o4(3 people, as the eighth largest citj- on the globe. Most of us desire, at one time or , another, to visit a city in which so many persons find homes, and, when we do, we can find no better line tlian the "Burlington Route." Three fast and comfortable trains daily. For further information ad dress the agent of the company at this place, or write to J. Francis,! oenerai Passenger and Ticket Agent, Omaha, Nebraska. UNDERTAKR. Constantly keeps on hand everythin you need to furnish your house. CORNER SIXTH AND MAIN 8TREKT Plattsmouth Neb The commissioners of customs in Em land have taken steps to bring their de partment into line in the normal require ments of trade, and the customs hours are from 6 to 6, without overtime. The Boston board of health, in a tour inspection at night in the North End tenement house district, found nine ner- sons sleeping in one room, with windows ana doors tightly closed. Professor John Alarshall, of Universi ty college. London, says that yawning may be accomplished by the will, but is oiten the result of involuntary imita- Liun. The Missori Pacific will sell round trip tickets Ma3' 9 to 14 inclusive, to Portland, Oregan, the Presb-terian general aisembly being held their Ma3" 19 to June 2. Tickets good un til ila3' 19 and returning inside 90 da3"s at $00, going via one route and returning via another. Armlv at ticket office for particulars. Lumber Yerc! The stupendous results of the steam engine may all be traced to the boy who sat watching the steam which came from the nose of the teakettle. - Five soda crackers devoured without drinking, ia 4 minutes and 20 seconds, is the latest gormandizing feat of a Kan sas freak. Specimen Cases. S. II. Clifford, New Castle, Wis was troubled with neuralgia and rheumatism, his stomach was dis ordered, his liver was affected to an alarming degree, appetite fell away and he was terribly reduced in flesh and strength. Three bottles ol Klectric Bitters cured him. lidward Shepherd. Harrisburo. 111., had a running sore on his lee of eight 3'ears' standing. Used three bottles of Klectric Bitters and seven bottles Bucklen s Arnica Salve, and his leg is sound and well John Speaker, Catawba, O., had fivt large lever sores on lus leg, doctors said he whs incurable. One bottle Klectric Bitters and one box Buck len's Arnica Salve cured him entire ly. Sold by F. G. Fricke & Co. THE OLD RELIABLE. a. watebian & m LUMBER Shingles, Lath, Sash, i-;p;plica, ti on. A. B. KNOTS BU82M&S 31 AS AG EJ?. SOI Cor Fifth and Vine St. PLATTSMOUTH - NEBRASKA. Mexican Mustang Liniment. A Cure for the Ailments of Man and Beast Doors, Blinds Can supply ererw demand of the city. Call and get terms. Fourth street in rear of opera boase. A long-tested pain reliever. Its use is almost universal by the Housewife, the Fanner, the Stock Raiser, and by every one requiring1 an effective liniment. No other application compares with it in efficacy. This well-known remedy has stood the test of years, almost generations. No medicine chest is complete without a bottle of Mustang Liniment.' Occasions arise for its use almost every day. All druggists and dealers have it.