TUm Mitral riclds of Cfclll. The caliche, or raw nitrate of aoda, is Dot equally distributed over the pampas bf Chili. Tho nioht abundant deposits are situated on the slopes of the hills. which probably formed the shores of the bid lagoons. An expert can tell from the external appearance of the ground where the richest dejxwsiu are likely to be xonnd. 1 lie caliche itaelf m not found on the surface of the plain, but is cov ered up by two layers. The unnermost. known technically hh chuca, is of a fria ble nature, and contacts of sand and gyi puju, nuuu iiiw tower me cotstra is a rocky conglomerate of clay, gravel and fragments of feldspar. The caliche varies in thickness from a few inches to ten or twelve feet, ami rents on a soft stratum of earth called rova. The mode in which the caliche is ex cavated is as follows: A hole is tared through the chuca, costra and caliche layers till the cova or soft earth is reached Ix-low. It is then enlarged un til it is wide enough to admit of a small boy being let down, who scrapes away the earth below the caliche so as to form a little hollow cup. Into this a charge of gunpowder is introduced and subsequently exploded. The caliche is then separated by means of picks from the overlying costra and carried to the refinery. Doth in appearance and com position it varies very much. In color it may be snow white, sulphur, lemon, orange, violet, bine and sometimes brown, like raw sugar. Blackwood's Magazine. Th Af of Freah Ecg-- As to just how old the eggs may be when they get into the hands of the con sumer in this town is a matter for con jecture, and a task that would cause pleasant thrills in one inclined to mathe matics. Any one who has ever spent any time in the country and made a proper use of his eyes knows it is the habit of farmers to keep their eggs un til they have a certain quantity before disposing of them. The farmers may collect the eggs for an entire week and then dispose of them, or they may keep them for two weeks before the huckster gets them. That de pends entirely upon the number of eggs which that particular fanner's hens will lay in a given period. The hucksters go about the country once or twice a week the dealers say. They gather the eggs here and there, and when they have gathered a certain quantity torn them over to the shippers. The shippers, in turn, hold the eggs until they, too, obtain a certain quantity and then consign them to the dealers in I this city. When the eggs get here final ly the dealers say they have received a shipment of fresh eggs, and mean it too. The dealers maintain that an egg two weeks old in ordinary weather is just as good as an egg that is not more than twenty-four hours old. In fact, they make bold to say they would eat an egg two weeks old just as soon as one two hours old, and relish it just as much. New York Evening Sun. Two Mythical lalaada. Marco Polo's "Travels" gives a curi oos account of two islands, "distant from Kesnecorun about 500 miles to ward tho swuth, and about thirty miles from each other, the one being inhab ited by a company of men witnout a sin gle woman among them, the other by women without the comiiany of men. They are called, reflectively, the Island f Males and the Island of Females." Geographers and others interested in the curiosities of history and navigation have made many attempts to ascertain the exact location of these fantastically named little specks in the great ocean; but even after so much research and study the European as well as the Amer ican geographical societies have been forced to admit that their whereabouts is doubtful in the extreme. borne believe them to be identical with the Footnote islands, near Socota, but these last named are now too small for human habitation, besides being too near the shores of the Red sea to cor respond with those mentioned by Marco i'olo. I he most probable conclusion that has yet been arrived at is that Se- rodah, a small island on the west coast of India, is the celebrated "Island of Fe males," it being the resort of dancing girls and women who retire to the place for a summer s outing after a hard win ter's work on the continent. AS far as Marco Polo's "Island of Males" is concerned it is irretrievably lost, the combined efforts of the geog raphers, the historians and the travelers not being equal to the task of bringing it from the mysterious mists which have Bidden it for centuries. St, Louis Re public FACTS FOR AN OBITUARY. placks ob worship: . . . J Catholic St. Paul's Church, ak. betwees The Good Men Io LI m After Them and , Fifth and Sixth. Father Carney, Pastor la Ietalled to the Keporters. Hervlcei : JVusn at nntl 10 :30 A. M. Sunday ocnuui at z wo, wmii vctieuiciHin. . The Year 1881. The year was a chronological oddity of the oddest kind, besides be.nga mathematical curiosity seldom equaled. From right to left and left to right it reads the same. Eighteen divided by 2 gives 9 as a quotient: 81 divided by 9 gives 9: if divided by 0 the quotient con tains a 9; if multiplied by 9 the prodnC contains two 9s; 1 and 8 are 9: band 1 are 9. If the IS ie placed under the 81 and added the siHri is 90; if the figures be added thus 1 . S. 8, 1 it will give 18 as the result. Heading from the middle from right to left or from left to light it is 1! and 18 is two-ninths of 81. By adding, dividing and multiplying. 10 9s are pro duced, being one 9 for each year to th beginning of the last decade of the Nine teenth century. No wonder the fortune tellers, the as trologers and the mathematicians weave so many strange fancies around th.-.t curious combination of figures. It in; v have been what induced Mother Shimon to end her prophetic jingle with. "And Boards of Trade In Western Cities. ' The novelty in western life is the in evitable combination of leading citizens pledged to promote the best interests of their town. Such a body is variously called a board of trade, a chamber of commerce or a commercial club. It is the burning glass which focuses the public spirit of the community. Its most competent officer is usuallv the highly salaried secretary. He does f oi his town what a railroad passenger agent or a commercial traveler does for his employers, that is to say, he secures business. He invites manufacturers to set up workshops in his city, offering a gift of land or of land and money or of exemption from taxation for a term of years. The merchants, and perhaps the city officials also, support his promises. n a bouth Dakota city I have known a fine brick warehouse to be built and given, with the land under it, to a wholesale grocery firm for doing busi ness there. In a far northwestern city , tnere was t&llc or sending a man east on salary to stay away until he could bring back capital to found a smeltery. These boards of trade often organize local companies to give a city what it needs. They urge the people to sub scribe for stock in associations that are to build electric railways, opera houses, hotels, convention halls, water supply and illuminating companies, often divid ing an acknowledged financial loss for the sake of a public gain. Thus these boards provide the machinery by which the most ambitious, forward and enter prising communities in the world ex pend and utilize their energy. Julian Ralph in Harper's. i I'lt.M A N N Mil ll. tl'II.IS. at last the world to an end shall eon in eighu en hundred and eighty-one. "' St. Louis Republic. A Very Old KnJir,li Cloth. Fustian is a sjx-cies of cotton cloth much used by the Normans, particularly by the clergy, and appropriated to aeuit. orders for their cashubles. The Ci.- u r cians were forbidden to wear them made of any material but linen or fustian. A stronger description was first manufac tured in England, at Norwich, temp. Edward VI. It was much used for doublets and jackets in the Fifteenth century, at which time it appears to have been im ported from Italy. "Fustians of Naples" are named in a petition to parliament from the manufacturers of Norwich, 1 Philip and Mary, 1554. The name was -corrupted in England into "fustdanapes" and "fustian and apes," i. e., "fustian a Naples." Notes and Queries Scared Burglar by Hia Voice. The ventriloquist, Fred Maccabe, has put his special gift to good use. Retir ing late one night he tossed about for some time unable to fall asleep, and then, hearing footsteps down stairs, he felt convinced that thieves had got into the house. Crawling down stealthily close to where they were at work he, by means of ventriloquism, began a con versation and hullaballoo in many voices: "Here they are! Briug the lights! There they go! Shoot, shoot them quick f The whole gang of burglars thereupon tailed in panic, leaving all their intended plun der behind. London Tit-Bits. Salamander from Artesian Wells. Mr. II. G. Zimmerman, of Albion, Ind., recently discovered in a trench leading from an artesian well a good sized and very lively mud puppy or wa ter dog. This well is eight miles noith of Huron, S. D., and is 1,250 feet deep. Everybody was confident that the rep tile came from the well, as there is lo other water for miles and miles. head was shaied like that of our com mon catfish, its color was similar to thav of the catfish, and it had bushy external gills, besides four legs. Many conjectures as' to what the an! mal could be were made; some person- thought it principally fish, others lizard, and the nios-t general conclusion was that the thing was a mongrel between the two. A genius (Proteus) belonging U, the same family as the above (which v.v take tf) be Nectunts), and found in caws ! in southwestern Austria, is blind a?,.i coh .l k-ss. .Ir. Zimmerman states specifi cally that the puppy found by him hadti good pair of eyes and was dark in color. Lake Byron, twelve miles north of where this batraehian was found, is said to fur uish good fishing. Forest and Stream. As disagreeable a duty probably as any mat ever talis to the lot of are- i Chhhtun. porter is the getting of facts for the ! obituary notices of persons who are not I esjecially prominent. Newspaper men ! always shrink from the work and are i loath to enter a house of mourning. , The exigencies of the profession demand j it, however, and strange as it may seem, I sometimes the men actually have com- I ical exjieriences. j This is best illustrated by the narra- ! tion of a recent occurrence in New York. A death notice had been re- i ceived late in the evening, and to the trained eye of the night city editor tare i all the earmarks of a "good obituary." These are indicated by the penmanshin of the notice, the location of the home of the deceased, the name, the wording and numerous other minor details, such as one unfamiliar with newspaper work would scarcely notice, The reporter assigned to the task pro ceeded to the residence given with a feel ing akin to a desire to exchange places with the corpse. . In response to the ring of the bell an airish young woman, pre- sumaoiy tne widow of an elderly man. opened the door of the house, which was in a good neighborhood. The reporter. introduced himself and the subject as. delicately as possible, "Oh, fm delighted to see you," replied the woman effusively, in answer to the deprecating words of the man. VjTyv always wanted to see a reporter,'', she added, looking curiously at the specimen before her, as though astonished at see ing a respectably appearing individual. Then followed the ordinary questions Dy wnicn tne reporter found out when and where the man was born, where he was educated, the list of clubs and fra ternal lodges of which he was a mem ber, whether he had fought in the war. and a dozen other things. "It does seem so strange," remarked the woman. "Here 1 am telling you all these things, and he will never read your article. He would have been so pleased. You know, he was a literary man mm sell. Indeed?" said the reporter, brighten ing up at the prospect of swelling his stickful of matter to at least a quarter column. "1 had forgotten to ask the occupation. Will you kindly furnish me with a list of his works "Oh, he didn't write books!" hj. "Magazine articles?" queried the re porter, with wavermg hopes. No, said the woman. Newspaper man perhaps?" asked the reporter sadly, for his imaginary quar ter column had again shrunk to an ac tual stickful "He did not write at all," remarked the woman, at last brought to bay, "What!" said the reporter, his curios ity at last thoroughly aroused, "not even for trade papers, advertising liter ature, theatrical posters, programmes." "No. His father was an editor, mougn, exciaimea tne woman, with a pleased smile, "and he worked for a publisher. He had the agency for Long Island of the 'Cyclopedia of Useful In formation. Of course you need say nothing about that. Just write it down that he lived a simple. Christian life and was engaged in literary pursuits." New York Herald. 'orner L.wust and Kltcbth fsts Services muriitlii! Hurt t-vei tt. r ldrr A (ial'oway paMor Sunday Srliool 10 a.m. Khis-jopau St Luke's lunch, comer Third mid Viin-. Hev II B. Kiirvti . aitor. Ser vices : 11 a. m. a- (1 7 mr - Sunday School at 2 :30 P. M. liMi.MAN M fTlioniHi .- jrner Mxtli St and Uraiiit-. Kev. lint. I':iMii. S rvices : 11 A.M. and 7 :30 v. M. SuiiiMy .'m-Ii.i.I Id :30 A M QTX "Which Has Jso Ecival. Jml JrSSA V-. StandW) Quality V(ight II , hew chi'ich. cor i; v. .1 T. Hairl, !;:; I reaching I'll KSKVTUt i a .v.- - -r i-.- i-i Mxtl! iimi : t ?if. pitMor. MiMi.-i -v c.i ii at Ha. in. n'jil x i in. 1 In- . It. s. I- 1. 1 Uiin i hiiM-h in- etc every S;il..;itli eveniM- at ' :I" it, ; Ii - hasnne' t of the el'iirrli. All : ie i i v : I t-t I I alt-ml thene lueel ins. Kikst M KTHOi.ifii . --Si : I Ii Si.. I.eluen Main ami IVurl. Kev I. V. I : r 1 1 1 . I. I. ttasior. Service : ii . m. no i m sui-da school !::NA m I'rayi t iiit-. li : -iii-esday even-inn. Vou Should Knoy ' J FACT. ThatTaifbvKK & Co. op Chicago Make: ASOAp "Which Has No Equal. Standard Quality V(ight A 5 'U m: vi Kev V. ii Sllli(!;l MCI , r. Iii !....! -. .- in ncr Main and -;!' ervice" usual :i :".fi a. m -S FKUhll i N ( . i h I : V 1 1 . .N , I 1 ween i' I ft ll m.il Si!ll Craniie. be- tJol.oiiKO ISA 1-1 it. Ml . OliVe. k. between Tenth ;ijil Klevenlli l;i-i. A KoHwell, pas t.r. j-cm i - Ii a. in. :!.! 7 : p. in I'rayer li.eetiin: S rlm-s!.-iy f vi iiiit. Yu''; .Mi'N's rum.- ! i. association I.., ims hi V .!-) iiiivu Mock, M-,. in street tios-H-!.lneetiiij.', f,r niei. oiu . every' Si't-daf nt-U-niiMiri ai -I o'-.!M-k. Uxin- hiii mik l ty forn fc:.T0 a. Hi .ti r : p. in.- ' T ' ' " ... , hwth I'aka. Taiikicva.-ki . -i; v ,.. m. W-(u, I aslor. Services: Sji Cny School, "a.m.: I'reacliir-u, list. in. ai:i x K mi.; prayer meeting Tui;ty n iln .- ci.oir juac lice Kiltlh! iiIlcIiI Al ar" ui-lcimi,- O-O-T AVhere Artisls Illimder. "I never saw an artist yet who conld. correctly paint a horseshoe," remarked a friend of mine, pausing before a Broad way picture store. "They invariably paint it with an equal number of nails on each side sometimes three, some times four, and even five nails. As a matter of fact, there are four on one 6ide and three on the other, the extra nail being on the inside of the foot, where the greatest strain comes." Which reminds me of the lines of a distinguished American poet in which he sweetly depicts the drowsy cattle or a summer's day lazily lapping the cool ing waters of the crystal stream. The same peculiarity is also poetically at tributed to the horse and other animals, the model of the poet having probably been the house cat. Xew York Herald. A Sallirient Kecommendation. Little Dick Aren't you goin to call on that new n-i;Iibor across the street? Mamma (hesitatingly) I diu't know liiiytLi.irj about J:?r yet. Little Dick Oil. she's all riithts. She's the mother of that new buy I play -vith. uood ews. Livery of I'arlor Maids. English parlor maids wear a distinct livery, not often, though occasionally, i-een in New York houses. This consists usually of a plain, long, black or dark woolen skirt, a loose, open jacket of the ame material, and either a white vest with gilt or ornamented buttons or u vest made of livery strii-s. With this uro worn cap and apron. Xew York Times. And Tet lie Gave Him Six Months. A fine, stalwart man, with a frank, open expression, was arraigned for steal ing a pair of shoes from a dealer. "Did you steal the shoes?' asked the judge. "He caught me, judge, with the shoes and the box in my hand. I'll tell you how it was. began tho complainant, but he was cut short and reminded that the prisoner had pleaded guilt-. "How did j-ou come to steal tho shoes? You look like a hard working man," re marked the court. "Well, I stole them. judge, and he caught me," was the re ply. He was committed for six months. The judge remarked later: "I was rather taken with that man. He came up to the bar like a Marc Antony, not with the sleek expression, 'Your honor,' or a whine of airy kind. Had he given me any good excuse 1 would have been vei y lenient with him, for if I am not very much mistaken in my judgment ho is no thief, but an unfortuuure fellow; wh was pinched by poverty." Brooklyn Eagle. Cariyle's View of A proas. vanyio in ms "oartor itesartus was able to find a deep philosophy in aprons. "Aprons are Defenses; against injury to cleanliness, to safety, to modesty, some times to roguery. From the thin slip of notched 6ilk (as it were, the emblem and beatified Grhost of an Apron), which some nignest urea nousewue nas grace fully fastened on; to the thick tanned hide girt around him with thongs, wherein the builder builds and at' even ing sticks his trowel; or to those jingling sheet iron aprons, wherein your other wise half naked Vulcans hammer and smelt in their smelt furnace is there not range enough in the fashion and nses of thi3 vestment?" 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