ED FOR OVER ilSilll Has been popular with smokers everywhere for over twenty-five years. It is Just as Good Now as Ever. Its Flavor, Fragrance and Purity have contributed largely to the gTOwir Popularity which pipe smoking enjoys. Pipe smoking is tavor because finer, sweeter and better tobacco can be had grow inU (id at much less cost .WELL'S DURHAM TOBACCO CO., DURHAM. Pirofilatinn I - UN uU'UUUII L-UlgUI Rates Reasonable. Returns Remieratii PLATTSWIOUTH HERALD Is a Weelslv Publication of ligl) qid special ?qlqe cs ci qel fei'tisiqg iiGelitiiTi lo seel t ieqcl fnrr-ilies tliioqglv oqt the cotiqty- Hates On ilppllcatl on. A. B. KNOTT BUSINESS MANAGE?. 601 Cor Fifth and Vine St. PLATTSMOUTH - NEBRASKA Everything to Furnish Tour House. AT I. PEARLMAN'S GRKAT MODERN HOUSE FURNISHING EMPORIUM. Having purchased the J. V. Weckbach store room on south Main Btreet where I am now located can sell goods cheap er than the cheapest having just put in the largest 6tock of new goods ever brought to the city. Gasoline stoves and furniture of all kinds sold on the installment plan. I. PEABLHAN. THE POSITIVE CURE. ELTBaOTHXM.M Wamaat,lfvTrk. PrfceWataJ TWENTY - FIVE YEARS. Blackwell's Bull Durham Smoking Tobacco than in cigars. . N. C. arnrp. cseoKc&cci fit! S&a La Grippe. No healthy person need fear nny danrjferoua consequences from an attack of la grippe if properly treated. It is imicli tlie Maine a a severe cold and requires precisely, the name treatment. Remain quiet ly at home and take OhamberiainV Cotijrh Remedy as directed for a se vere cold and a prompt and com plete recovery is sure 1o follow This remedy also counteracts any tendency ol la grippe to result in pneumonia. Ainon the many thousands wkio have used it during the epidemics of the past two years we have yet to learn of a single cas- that has imt recovered or thai has resulted in pneumonia. 2. ami .TO cent hottles fr sale by F. G Fricke & Co. La rippe Successfully Treated "I have just recovered from a sec ond attack of the rip this year," says Mr. Jas. (). Jones, publisher of the leader, Mexica Texas. "In the latter case I used Chamberlain's Couri remedy, and 1 thiiiK with considerable success, only' beinyf iti bed a little over two days, against ten lays for the first attnck. The second attack, I am ratslied. would have been equally as bail as the first but for the use of this remedy, as I had to jo to bed in about six hours after beinjjf struck with it, while in the first case I was able to atieud to business about two days before gvttiiijjf down. 59 cent bot tles for sale 1m F. G. Fricke & Co. The poffulntion of Plausmoulh Is about KJ.tHK), add we would say at least neo-half are troubled with some effcctiou on the throat and lung's, as those complaints are, ac cording1 to staaistics, more numer ous than others. We would advise all our readers not to neglect the opportunity to call on their drug gist and get a bottle of Kemp's Hal satn for the throat and lungs. Trial size free. Largeliottle rl)c- and $1. Sold by all druggist. Every Month many women suffer from Exec esatve or I o't know Scant Menstruation; they don't who to confide in to get proper advice. Don't confide in anybody but try Bradfleld's Female Regulator a Specific for PAINFOL. PROFUSE. SCANTY, SUPPRESSED and IRREGULAR MENSTRUATION. Book to " WOMAN " mailed free. BRADFIELD REGULATOR CO., Atlanta, Ga. Mold by mil Vrac-cteta. I Irunkenness J,, tho Lluuor Habit, Positively Cum 07 ADu3liJ!SfERI.J0 DR. 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It Is put up in 85 and 50 cent boxes. 0 LIMC WATER OR MILK. EPPS'S GRATKUX COMFORTING COCOA Labeled 1-2 lb Tins Only. NESSAHSABionncURCD by Pack'. InrMbU TaMar Kar Cask. laaa. WlUapara haar4. Cwafartabla. Sontrulwh.rcallrtai!lMfai!. 8oldbrr.HiaMX,oaJy,CDCC 653 Braadaay, Ha lark. Wrtta for kaak o( BraaferHaX PARI KER'S HAIR BALSAM laaa aad baantifWa t-a k Pronaoua a Uuariaat arowtfa. aTtr Valla to Baaaara Gray vaaaa atajp cimhi Jt bair Oa.andtl.flOa Pra ; ( -iirker'a Oinser Tonia. It cum ta wont Cough, " I.unefc J)rbUii, Indigaation, Faia,Taka in tina-dOcta. HlftDERCORNS. Tl. otd. tm care fbr Coma. u.pa aj paia. 13c ai er HI9COX CO., M. Y. How Lost! How Regained! 10X17 THYSELF. Or SELF-PRESERVATION. A new and only Gold Medal PRXZK ESSAY on NERVOUS and PHYSICAL ' DEBILITY, IBROB8 of , YOUTH, EXHAUSTED VITALITY, PRE MATURE DECXIITE. and all DISEASES and WEAKNESSES of MAN. 900 page, cloth, filt; 1SS inralnable preacriptioM. Only $1.00 j mall, doable sealed. DeeeriptiTe Proepect n with endorsement pnpp crMn of the Prese and Yoluatary l-RFE I NnW testimonials of the cnresL I nUW. Consultation in person or by mail. Expert treat, ment. INVIOLABLE SECRECY and CER TAIN CURE. Address. Pt. W. H. Parker, or The Peabody Medical Institute, No. 4 BulSnch St.. Boston, Maas. The Peabody Medical Institute has many imi tators, but no equal. lleruld. The Science of Life, or s-lf Preservation, is a treasure more valuable than gvld. Read H now, every WEAK and NERVOUS man, and leara to -be iTKOSiG . 3fticai Knit. iCepyrichtedV HOTELS MUST COME TO IT. Mr. Merrtflelal Telia of Fanny Thins About Future Hotel Keeping. "The day will come, and long la-fore we date our letter 15)19, when the hot-Is in this country will have improvements which will muke the quests fwl tli.it they have nothing to find fault with. Certainly that will le a great tieriod a 8iirpririiir one to thy much abused hotel keejier." E. L. Merrifield, president of tho Hotel Keepers' association, looked very serious as he uttered these word, "What will those improvements le? Many, very many; but just now I will mention only one or two, lest pome hotels bejiu the new styles lieforo iwo ple are used to the change from one sys tem to another. Here's one, for in stance: Tho hotels will be bo big in a few years that when a guest gets up, say on tho twenty-ninth lloor, he'll find as he steps out of the elevator that his room is a quarter of a mile away, count ing all the halls and corners he'll have to travel through hefore he gets there. "Well, the halls will le broad, and electric cars, light and airy as wicker baskets, will pass along every few min utes. All ho will have to do when he gets on his lloor is to press a button the car will do the rest. It will whiz down his way with the conductor at tho wheel like any cable car outdoors at present, pick him up and he's in his room before lie's had time to say Jack Robinson. ' "You smile. I don't, for I'm serious. More than that, hotels will probably have private elevators for every largo parlor room on top floors after the elec tric car gets 'behind the age.' "Take 6pace? Of course. But what of that? The hotel keeper is supposed to be the only man who must spend all he makes to benefit his guests. He does not work for a living, like ordinary men. Not he; his fate from boyhood is mapjKd out to do everything he can to make others happy at his expense. But to re sume. The private elevator of each room will be soon followed if not ac companied by pneumatic tubes for trunks and baby carriages with the ba bies in them, and smaller ones for let ters and bundles. "More than tliat. A visitor will, I feel certain, be shot up through the tubes after the guests have seen their cards and piped down, 'All right, 6end him up." It will be very stagelike to see an apparent closet door fly open quickly and the friend of your better days in full dress and hat in hand step out as one does in and out of a carriage in the street and greet you with a smile, 'How are you, old man?' or words to that effect. "Then think of the way overtaxed tailors can be avoided, too, by their cus tomers among the guests who have 'for gotten' to settle up. How? Easily. There will be no hotel registry, for the moment a guest is assigned to a room he will probably walk up to a machine, rattle over a few keys with a ien while writing his name, and just as he signs it it will appear on a card on the inside of the proprietor's private office. Names are signed miles away now by wire or dispatches. Well, hotel men are close at haud in this signature business. I hope to live long" enough to see all the im provements." Mr. Merrifield's eyes twinkled as he concluded: "When the Hotel Keepers' association meets one of these great im provements is to be tested. Which one it will be I don't know yet, but that the electric car in the hallways is a near future event in hotel improvements is a dead certainty." New York Herald. An Awkward Blunder. At a certain court of justice an awk ward blunder was made by the prisoner in the dock. He was being tried for murder and the evidence was almost wholly circumstantial, a chief portion of it being a hat of the ordinary "billycock" pattern that had been found close to the scene of the crime, and which, more over, was sworn to as the prisoner's. Counsel for the defense expatiated upon the commonness of hats of the kind. "You, gentlemen," he said, "no doubt each of you has just such a hat as this. Beware, then, how you condemn a fel low creature on such a piece of evi dence," and so forth. In the end the man was acquitted, but just as he was leaving the dock he turned in a respect ful manner to the judge and said, "If you please, my lord, may I 'ave my 'at?" London Public Opinion. Marriage by Proxy. A curious custom among the rulers of the Old World is marriage by proxy. For instance, Francis II, the ex-king of Naples, was wedded by proxy in 1859 to Maria, a duchess of Bavaria. Of course the marriage by proxy goes no further than the ceremony. Exactly why it should be done at all is not clear by past or present history, unless to save the prince the trouble of going after his wife and give her a decent excuse for coming to him. In the case of Francis, he had never seen Maria, and their first interview is said to have been attended with consid erable disappointment. In fact, if the young man had not been already mar ried by proxy he would probably have never married the lady at all. Drake's Magazine. Used to Smoke in Church. The Rev. Dr. Parr, when perpetual curate of Hatton, Warwickshire, which living he held from 1783 to 1790, regu larly smoked in the vestry while the congregation were singing long hymns, chosen for the purpose, immediately be fore the sermon. The doctor was wont to exclaim, "My people like long hyinns, but I prefer a long pipe." All the Year Round. What Free Silrer Means. By "free silver" is meant the free coinage of silver, the placing of silver on an equality with gold in the mints of the United States.. At present any man who has gold can get it coined without charge; but a man who has silver bul lion must sell it to the government, which coins it or issues certificates against it. New York Sun. TTomno'i Ways. Women have thwir own ways of keep ing their consciences clear and their minds freed from all uncharitableinr.s. Onu woman when sh encounters a i.i agrweal ile person goes oh into a con.ei and counts od' on her lingers. the a:,t. able i4-o.l she ki.ows. This tho ilo.-r not in effect, but literally as she mi . tell her ieads, and she keeps on doiii' r. until tho image of the disagreeable on is effaced. Another woman in the presence of an unusually annoying circumstance w;i observed to unhook ami rehook her jfown. The rebooking miscarried sev eral times to her great impatience. Sin was asked why then had she unhooked it. Her answer was that hooks and eyes were the most disagreeable things ever iuvented. One always began to hook them in the middle, and tle chances were ten to one that you linked the wrong pair. But this you did not know until you were half through ami one sido came out ahead. So with that, and the strain upon your fingers, you were naturally exasperated, and as they were only hooks and eyes it didn t much' ; matter what you said. Willi the chance to free your mind oilier disagreeable things seemed almost pleasant. It will bo observed tiiat it occurred to neither of these womeu, who were both religious, to fall on their knees ami ask in the old fashioned way to lo delivered from anger and ill feeling. This was , not liecau.se they distrusted the ellicacy of this method, but simply In-causo they hadn't at the moment, and seldom had, the time or place. Also, both being sci entific minded the one knew that in i thought as in physics two beings cannot I occupy the same sp;ice at the same time, and so pried out one thought with an other; while the other, by simply traiw . muting her angry force from an incor poreal offense to hooks aud eyes, had ! the relief of its exienditure without its oin. New York Evening Sun. Such s Romantic Affair. She was a convalescent from la grippe, and as she leaned back in the depths of ber easy chair she played with the roses In her lap, which had been brought her by the first caller she had been able to receive, and smiled over some stories ho was telling her of a summer at well. Te'll only say at a certain fashionable watering place on Narragansett bay. -'One of the beauties whom I used to sHi at the casino," said he, "was a young married belle about twenty-three or four, I should think, and her husband was about sixty, and it was great fun watching them. There was such a good utory, bona fide truth it was. too. about their engagement. He called at her home one evening and offered his heart, hand and fortune iu correct style. Pretty Miss Bud said she 'must ask mamma,' and coyly tripod up stairs to mamma, who told her that every girl did not get such a chance as that, and of course she was to accept him. "Down she went, picturing the ardent lover awaiting her return with anxious, throbbing heart and found the old gen tleman comfortably asleep in the big gest armchair, while an occasional snore attested to the depth of his slumbers." "I hop. 6he didn't wake the poor old thinf np," said the convalescent, when she got her breath again after her laugh. "Oh, yes she did. Catch her losing that chance! She woke him up and told him it was all right and she'd have him." Bohton Saturday Gazette. Thackeray's Ileal is:n. Thackeray is verily as great a realist as a great artist can be. He prides him fcelf 6n presenting life as it is, unseas oned by the hot spices of artificial ro mance. Nay, he employs devices to en trap the credulity of the reader the de vice, for example, of making Arthur Pendennis, whom we know independ ently, tell the story of his young friend ('live Newcome, and the noble, meek hearted gentleman with whom he had seen the boy at the Cave of Harmony. Yes, Thackeray is a great realist, if f ver there was one. His characters are no decorative figments to amuse our fancy. They have become some of the men and women we know best personal friends or foes of our own. It consoles us for living in these late days of a re formed parliament that we have lived late enough to have known Colonel Nev: come. They were no tears of unreal sentiment that we wept over his martyr, dom; it was a very genuine itch we felt to kick Barnes. Blackwood's Magazine. The Necessity of the Times. Inventive faculty will not have reached high tide until some one per fects an envelope flap warranted to stick. One of the considerable discom forts of life takes the form of a non adhesive mucilage that allows the en velope upon which it is placed to peel open again and again as it is pressed down, until in a fine frenzy the letter writer is driven hither and yon for real mucilage. And the finer the quality of the stationery the more trials lie in the wake of the envelope. If they are trusted to the mails with out an extra dab of mucilage, they may be depended upon to arrive at their des tination invitingly open or accessible to the sneakish individual, who in spite of our civilization does exist, who is ca pable of going against all written aud unwritten laws and tampering with a seal. A padlocked envelope is one of the necessities of the times. Boston Commonwealth. The Value of Pearl,. Nothing varies so much in value as pearls. With them fashion affects the market constantly. Sometimes white ones are sought, while other tints at in tervals are in demand. For some year", past black pearls have been the rage. J. fine specimen, worth $ij00, will fetch $1,000 perhaps if another can I.- got to match it perfectly. Kansas City Times. When to Ituy Shoe. A customer with tender feet should le fitted with 6hoes late in the afternoon. The feet are then at their utmost ize, for activity enlarges them. Shoe and Leather Reporter. TO SIIIIM'KRS. Hutter, Ivtkh, C'liccn-, i 1 I iiiii Poultry, Meal, Apple, Pot ;i toe 'ii-en iaiid Iric Finite, VrjctsiblcH Cider, lU-iiii!, Wind, Hides, 'Pillow Sheep PeltM, l-"lirn, SMiih, Tobacco, (rain, b'loiir; Hay, Meenvvax, Pcntlj cr. (iiii-iiiy, Hr ooiiicorii, iiutl Hop. M. K. II A I. I. A K? I lieu. t'i in. Men li.tnt It l Shipper. 217 Market Street - St. 1-oiiin, Mo. WAN'I Tli - Aueiit. ) i,e m-x iiiiiiiiel with Farm er ituil .shipper". T.MO'IIIY (LA I K A 1. 1 . K' I.N COAL WOOD oTKRMS CASllo arris and Oiic 44 Honlli Third Street. Telephone .. 1 I A ITS MOUTH, .NfcltK-AsK J.TC K. RKYNOI.DS, ' jletsteieil 1'liyf it lull iinil I'liiil ln;ielt Special attention jiven to Office Practice. K'di'K Hi.i l rs - .N'l.M. J9 J . l UIjTSjT riKAI.KIt IN STAPLE AND FANCY GROCERIES GLASS AND QUEEN3WARE. Patronste of the Public Solicited. North Sixth Street, Plattsmoutli Lumber lard THE OLD RELIABLE. II. A. WATBEWAK & SDN P!NF LUMBER ! Shingles, Lath, Sash. Doors Biinds Cnn supply everw demand of the city. Call and pet terms. Fourth street in rear of opera house. For Atchinson, St. Joseph, Leaven worth, Kansas City. St. Louis, and all points n"1h, eaat south or west. Tick eta sold and baj--gage checked to any point in the United States or Canada. For INFORMATION AS TO KATKS AND ROL'TKS Call at Depot or addrenn H, C. TOWXSE.NI, G. P. A. St. Louis, Mo. J. C. PHILLIPI'I. A. G. P. A. Omaha. H. D. AP'iAK. Atft., Plattsmoutli. Telephone, 77. Knffliidi Spavin Liniment remove all hard soft or calloused lumpK and blemifdie from lioret blood spavins , curb splint, mveeney, rinjj 'rone, stiflee, sprain all ,woi-lentliroat.-. ciHitfli; etc.. Save Tit cent by use of one bottle. Warrant ed the moft wonderful bleniitdt cure ever known. Sold by I. G. Fricke Jk Co druUtf Plattsmoutli Shiloh's catarrh remedy a potd itive cure Catarrh. 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