BELIEVE IN SIGNS. arrant Hop ratltlona In Various Part of tt UBltrcJ Mtatmt. In Mansfield, O.. many years ago, it wm generally lMlivi-ii tli.it the seeds "Job i lean," worn around the neck, would Cure goitre, a- would amlwr or oM bead. t through New En gland teethin ehiMren wer presented with the (iiiinc eltaini. whirh were kept at the lritr store to ward oft oro throat ami liphllieria. In Michigan a douiilo relitr knot is earrieil in tlje poei:et t cure rheuma tism, und in New IJamjisliire a man carried a frail from the stems of golden-rod for the s:ime. li,as;. A small white grub is in the g:dl, aii'l he thought as long as tint trrtjlj remained alive no rheumatism could get hold of him. Hickory nut, the buckeye and its cousin, tin? horse chestnut, which bring good luck in New Jersey, are fies to rheumatism in different locali ties. Some jM-ople wear a strange ring made of a potato, with a hole bored through it, for rheumatism, and carry a plain jxitato in the pocket. The charm is more jKt-nt if the potato has been stolen. Almost everything seems to have rheumatism-fighting proper ties, for in Southern Michigan a peb ble in the xckct serves to ward it off. A New Hampshire cure for nore throat is to wear about the neck a stocking.in the toe of which a potato has leen tied. According to a Maine be lief a nutmeg pierced and hung on a string around the neck prevents ImmIs, croup and neuralgia. The effect of a (Connecticut wooden nutmeg is un known. Among the negroes the most strik ing remedies are to be fonnd. Witness the combination of cure and spell, de scribed under the name of "conjuring a tooth," in Alabama. (Jo into a lone ly part of the woods with one of the opMsite sex, who is to carry an ax. The bearer of the ax chops around the roots of a white oak. cuts off with a large jackknife nine splinters from the roots of a tree, then cuts around the roots of the aching tooth with the knife, dips each of the nine splinters in the blood flowing from the cuts, and linally buries the splinters at the foot of the tree from which they came. While doing this the operator repeats something you don't understand, which Is a charm. From the same locality comes a curi ous remedy for chills and fever. Take the skin from the inside of an eggshell, go to a young persimmon tree three days in succession, and tie a knot in the skin each day. On the eastern shore of Maryland biliousness is cured by boring three holes in a carefully selected tree and w alking three times around it, saying: "(lo away, bilious." In parts of Massachusetts it is thought that if a girl puts a piece of Southern wood down her back, the first boy she meets will be her hus band. In lioston if a marriageable woman puts a bit of Southern wood under her pillow on retiring, the lirst man she sees in the morning will, so says the superstition, be the one whom she is to marry Wuxhinytoti Mar. l ui-tloi cil in Sonj;. "Say, Danny, it's tough on youse te-a-ter blokies. ati't it?" was the greet ing whk'h recently met a loudly ulster ed member of the variety "profesh" as he supplcm ' lied his morning "draw one" and "st i of wheats" with a classic pose on the Mower house cor ner. "What's eaten' yer, my funny friend?" was the haughty response. "Come, now yer don't mean to say yer haven't heard de news? Why, the Grand army men all over the country Lave signed der pledge to give variety fhows ther cold shake." "Say. is this on ther dead level?" gasped the ulster edone. "Yer bet it !e." "Hut why?" -Oh on account of -Comrades' bein' murdered everv night see?" He saw. .V. Y. Ikrabl. A MUSICAL CROVE. Tr "rivTt'l ly ui rn-N into il(rn- This township a s a Harrisburg Conn.. .. t' r. hiats of a curiosity that rohaMy is not duplicated in the en tire heii)ip!i-.T.'. and probably not in t!ie world. It a nuical grove of eliestuut and v..-iiiint trees. This grove ramls mi the north side of Niekerson iliil. which i the hiirhet point of land in New London county, and all the t rees are old. jtid there are cry few tliat are not hollow. The jxit is well known among local hunter" as a report for gr:iy i nirrii. and many hundred of tliee animals are taken out of the grove every year. Into the heart of the trees the squir rels have gnawed their way through the knots and stumps of limbs that have decayed and fallen to the ground. In many cases but the mere shell of the tree stands, and if a tire is built in the hole at the roots smoke iues from a hmn!rc, holes aliove it in the limbs and in main trunk. The jM'culiar sound caused by the wind blowing into thee holes has riven the grove the name of Singing Trees. In the sn miner. when the trees :it"o covered with foliage, the wind has no effect upon them. iut i:i the fad. when the ie:: e- fall to tlie ground, liiewi'pl h: a c!"an -"-; at the tree, and it whistles and moans and hi: through the hollow trunks and l'!:)l until it seems to one a short dis tance away that a horde of crary demons are holding a grand jubilee among the trees. These ounds are produced only when the wind blows from the south east. It t hen sweeps over the top of the hill and falls upon the grove ap parently, as tie wind from the mouth of a hoy falls upon a hollow key placed a: his lips, and the ound produce I in many cases, is likf that made .by a person blowing into the noe of a lot t;e multiplied a million times. In other cases there is a nerve-hattering noise a if a giant was blowing through an immense comb eoered with pajer. lireakinjj into these tones is. now ami then, a hort. sharp, shrieking noise and then a hissing sound, as if from 1 he mouths of a thousand pythons in chorus. Taken together. to his? and Von 4 man sa-i shriek make fandemonium that one doesn't care to isten to very long. The noise of these trees can be heard fire miles away, and it has been heard to the leeward a distance of eight miles. Its roaring is looked upon by the people Hying with in hearing distance of it as a precursor of a storm. Among the hills and val leys it is often impossible to tell cor rectly in what direction the wind is blowing, but when the roaring of the Singing Trees is heard the wind is known to be blowing from the south east.and preparations are at once made for a storm. In Septeniber.during what is known as the equinoctial storm, this strange grove is heard. Then, above the howl ing of the wind, the roar rises and faljs like the moatdng of ten thousand leviathans in the agonies of death. BUSINESS, NOT BRAINS. Tht U Wlist Count in Novrl Writing Nowaday. Novel writing has become a trade, and is among the vulgarest and least respectable of modern occupations. A mere business or a mere handicraft may be ennobled by its pursuer, but can not be vulgarized as the trade pur suit of what was once an art may be. The public insists on being served with imaginative literature of one sort or another. The great mass of read ers has no power to distinguish good work from bail. It has no faculty for the recognition of style of power or fineness in the delineation of character. We have seen already what it demands, and we have seen that men whose literary equipment is least adequate in the sight of the judicious can supply the demand as well as the most accom plished literary artist. The novel, as a vehicle for the ex pression of thought and emotion, is neither dead nor doomed. The oj portunities it affords are so wide and various that great men will always be found who will employ them. lint for the time at least its day of splendor is over. We are on the eve of a new epoch. The immediate publicity afforded by the theater and the splendid rewards gathered by the successful playwright will combine to enlist the most capable literary workmen in the dramatic art. We shall have very shortly a renaissance of the stage. This is not to say for a moment that all well-equipped writers of fiction will at once begin to work for the boards. The difference between the two kinds of work is so wide that only the man why has essayed both can rightly understand it. The result must be looked for through the action of a growing fashion. Dickens and Thack ery and George Eliot wrote novels naturally, because the novel was the form of literature into which they were born. Men and women of equal power who will dawn upon the world of letters twenty years hence will be writing drama because the literary at mosphere will be saturated with stage influences. Great fame and great pecuniary reward are baits to catch the biggest kind of fishes.- The fame and the reward may be trusted to create and fashion of seeking for them, and when the masters of imaginative art arise they will work after the man ner of their hour. D. Christie Murray in lic Contemporary Review. Beheading a Congressman. "The struggle which resulted in Pennington's success," said Senator Sherman, "was I think the longest Speakership contest in our history. It lasted from Dec. 5 till Feb. 1. and. the House was in an uproar a great part of the time. There were many funny incidents during the contest, and a number of times it looked as though we would have a general tight in the House. The' Democrats were on one side of the House and the Republicans on the other, much as they are now, and 1 remember that we tried to keep the parties separated and the aisle be tween them clear. Potter, a Republican from Wisconsin, and a very large and powerful man. got in a fuss with Barksdale of Mississippi. The- sat across the aisle from one another, and Barksdale said something that made Potter very angry. lie jumped for him and grabbed him by the hair, in tending to jerk him up from his seat and pound his face, but lo and behold Barksdale's whole head seemed to rise up in Potter's hands, and the House found out for the lirst time that Barks dale won- a wig. and his pate, as bald as a billiard ball, shone out under the gaslight, while the House roared. I 'ii ilutli l 'fihiti I ni i it in r. Magnetic Stone. In Texas there is a stone about twenty feet in diameter that has won derful magnetic power. It is said that it will draw a hammer or an ax to its surface even when placed tenor fifteen feet away on the ground. Kleptomania in New York. "Do you know." said a member of one of the big dry goods firms recent ly, "that the weakness for prigging small articles of portable property, known as kleptomania, has increased to Mich an extent among our custom- ! wn.i, . II"" in... . ii.i ... v... three women who rob us every time thev come into the store. As they are all steady patrons of our house, and t huir annual bills mount up to a liig sum in the aggregate, we let them 1'reel v indulge t hir siioplifl iug fancies. Afterward a clerk is sent to their homes, and the missing goods are re turned either by the kleptomaniac her self or her ivlathes. Nearly every one of them is fond of taking sonw particular article, ami the remainder are liable to lay hands on anything from a handkerchief to a 1m of gloves. The only drawback to this little sys tem is that when we light on a Inma title shoplifter she invariably tries the kleptomania lay. and it is hard work to select the real article." A". Y. A'l-rcrti.-rr. Kmploye of the Hank, or Knj(Und. There are aliont 1. loo men employed in the Bank f England, and their united salaries, including pensions, amount to f per annum. The Children's Eye. The constantly increasing near sightedness among school-children.and the very general need and use of glasses.ought to suggest to us whether or not we are sufficiently careful of the conditions affecting the eyes of the young. Do we see to it that the books they read and those they study are of a clear and large type, requiring no straining or forcing of the vision; and do we encourage a large and open script for their handwriting? Do we see to it that our school-houses are built with a view to the falling of the light in the right way for the children's safety? Do we have the lights at home so regulated that no blaze shall pro duce blindness and no dimness make sight difficult? Do we make sure that the child holds his book at the distance which gives a correct focus, that he holds his body properly in relation to his book or work, that he looks off fre quently, thus changing the character of the demand on the eye, and that he is not allowed to continue long in any effort requiring the too intent use of his eyes? Do we keep ourselves on the lookout, too, for the first indication of feebleness or strain, in order that arti ficial aids may be resorted to in sea son to prevent any positive evil? That precaution in all these directions is wise is evident from the fact, if we look for it, that in those living what might be called the natural life that is, without books or line work there is very little trouble with the eves where the conditions of good bodily health otherwise are maintained. Of course, where there are unclean methods of life, like those in crowded Oriental cities, ophthalmia of various degrees is to be expected; but the free roamer of the desert, the dweller of the Jorest, the sailor on the seas, they who oxygenate the blood in constant currents of fresh air, and live wild lives that train the eyesight upon far distances, have little or no trouble with that eyesight. The eveless fish of dark underground lakes are a per petual example of the atrophy that takes place through non-use of an organ: but just as fatal an atrophy can result from its over-use that is, from undue strain and effort and too much attention cannot be given to the pre vention of such possibilities. We may hate to put glasses on the fair free faces of children, but their future com fort is of more importance than the pride of our eves in them; and it may be a burden to give the constant over sight that the prevention requires in other directions, but as we chose to assume that burden in the beginning. we have no right to shirk one of its re sponsibilities, and there is none of the physical resroiisibilities of more weight than the care of their eyes. Ha rjjer,a Bazar. THE KHEDIVIA. A Woman Who W the Mole Wife ot the Late Tewlik. The foremost wife of the late khedive of Egypt, formally known as the khedivia, is worthy of considerable notice, as being in advance both of her race ami her people, says the Cin cinnati Enquirer. Her royal husband did not by any means neglect his harem, but more than any sovereigu of his class he elevated her above the common throng. Up to 1887 she had never seen a man save the khedive, and the first that she did see, save him, was a photographer. She was pretty, and she wanted the world to know it. A little later in 1889 an American lady, who had some consid erable reputation as an artist, was em ployed to paint her portrait. It is from this picture that current repre sentations of her face mostly come. She made and insisted upon some startling departures from the habits of her race, and yet they did not go so very far. She never "received" with her royal husband. When he gave a ball she could only look through the lattice. But she gave audience con stantly to women, talking French only, and exhibiting both charming man ners and adjright mind. In 1889 she was described, by one who saw her, as 81 years old. and com plaining that she was "getting fat and very old" "a pomegranate face, still lovely enough, in a slightly heavy way, with liquid brown eyes, a pretty pouting mouth, and a dimple in the chin unmistakably, however, a double chin." One sometimes met her with the whole harem driving in close car riages out toward the desert. To con template the monumental pyramids and to guess at the riddle of the Sphinx? Dear, no! To sit and eat bon-bons, each out of her embroidered bag. The portrait can be seen in Cairo "a rich, warm color-scheme of golden browns in the fur-edged velvet robe, with yellow lace inside; pearls in the dark braided hair; a face that not in frequently suggests the houri of the Koran, and a hand which, though deli cately formed, seems more that of a baby than an empress." ft American iirl at KngliKh College. Writing of Xewnham College an English woman says: "A careful observer of human nature in visiting the beautiful room's of the girl under - graduates at Newnham might, to a certain extent. discover the nationality of the occupants from the st vie of decoration adopted. This is as varied as in most caes it is picturesque and lovely. The American girl is especially happy in the art of em bcllish nicnt. She goes in for bold effects. and now and then will venture on a some what startling experiment. Her fresh ness, her high spirit, and her quick wit can be seen even in the jtose of the ornainent on her mantelpiece. the way she arrange-" flowers, and her choice in the mutter of photogravures. Thf Gulf Stream. Three utiles an hour is a boat tb average of the gulf stream, fcknugh at certain place it attains speed of lift v-f our miles. In the Yucatan rhan nef. for instance, where it is !H miles wide and l.oOO fathoms deep, the cur rent i not over a quarter of x mile an hoar. In the Strait of Bimini the cur rent is so rapid as to give the surface of the water the apperaru-e of leing a sheet of tire Taken Up. Taken up at my farm 2l4 miles mouth. of Plattamouth, Wednesday Februry 3rd, one yearling heifer ca I f and one yearling eteer calf, both red marked with tip of left ear cut olf and "V" cut on under wide. 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