as HL APPZARED.
Ifuw m Hoy OutuitU-l tht I"u m mi Irlxh
IIlf(liMa3 ni:tn.
Ib-tlrnond O'llanlon, I ho must noted
if the Irish I irirmd. sifter distinguish
ing himself lliroi'jrh the nnst il:irin'
lc;lrt, tii"L his Mii:)iiihT at last in a
shopkei-pe :. piircut iee.
This V'ti 1 hV iu:i-ter. h-iving to re
vive it 'n niiinl sum f ju'.:i'y i'-i
Newry, was :tti:sii to risl. :; im-ii:i4.-cr
with !- int :;! or sinn.- of hi ; jran
on his return to Dundee, his n:s t i vi
town.
In iiis n rpleii his ;i it -1 1 e-e. If'
years of jic, niTered his serviees,
which after some Invitation m ru ac
cepted. Tin? youth, in the words of Mr.
(V.'i'ini', autlior of tin- "Irish IIincs
and laaree,," went to tin tichl aiil
hrouht home an 'old virions screw
(much of tin- sani'- humor with Sir
Tcaue OUea;'aii"s war horse, on
which he roilc out to meet Duke
Schomid-r. after tin urrenler of
'harlemont ). that when any other
came up to inert Mm on the roal he
always strove to bite or kick him, by
which mean-, he commonly kepi the
road to himself.
As he wended on his way he was
overtaken l.y a well-dressed -i ::! leman
Willi Wllom lie free IV entereil into :is-
coui'se, making no een:t of hi iu-i
nes.-, or of his 'p-ctal ion of lein;
about, the .-aiue place on iii- return to
morrow with LI") in his poss'-sion.
"I wonder." saiil his f llow-t rax eler
"vmi are so tree in your eommiiniea-
tio'is willi stranger-: le-w can you I el
lint tji.it I max Kolmoii.l O'llanlon
or one of his
"O. )!' sail t'.ie hoy, hurstin out
Inn irlii ii r. ".-uch a niee-lookiuir ''nile-
maii as xu to ! a robber! !) vmi
think I haven't eyes?"
cil. at all events. I alx ie voll to
he more iliserecl. Redmond is tallioll
at ii-;ruies.aii! will j ri you if lie "jets
wind of our lii.-ine-s. Hi-re s a crown
lor von to drink in v health, lint keen a
bridle on xoiir tongue."'
The "jrrateful youth. sobering at once,
Uiale t ai: promise.
nd even as the lnv exported, tin?
"er.t leman overtook him as he was re-
i urniii"; next day, ami coin ersation
was rc.-uiiu-il.
"Weil, my hoy. I suppose from your
looks you have not nn-i with a i i v hal
company, ami yur money is safe?"
"Indeed it is, sir; many thanks for
your good advire."
"How are you earring it':'''
"In two emls of this thick xvallet."
"Dear me! I woul 1 like to IV el the
weight of it out of curio.-itx ."' ami he
approached hut the liorse lasheil out,
ami he was obliged to keep his dist
ance. "Throw over that wallet." he said,
rather sternly for such a nice-looking
gentleman.
'(). sir, honey, sure you wouldn't
rob me! What would the master
say?"
"I don't know.hut this is xvhat I say:
If you don't .surrender it at once I will
semi a hullet through you, and another
through jour garran."
"I promised my master not to let
myself he robbed till I was in danger
of my life. Here is the money; but
von must take the trouble of crossing
"the ditch for it."
So saying, he heaved the hag across
the slough that bordered the road and
the hedge beyo-id it into the next field.
This annoyed the highxvayman, but,
judging the prize worth the trouble.he
dismounted, scrambled over the dike
and fence higher up.aud laid hands ou
the bag.
Hearing a flatter he raised his head
mid, looking over the fence, saxv the
innocent youth making tiie road to
Dundalk short on his own (Redmond's)
good steed, and the vicious beast
prancing about on the road ami long
ing for some one to let fly at.
He xvas enraged for being so taken
in, but much more xvhen he found the
two ends of the precious .wallet con
taining nothing more valuable than
the copper half-pence of the time.
The boy arrived safe in Dundalk
with the l- guineas quilted into Lis
waistcoat.
After many escapades from at nied
foes and from prisons. O'llanlon was
treacherously killed by his oxvn foster
brother for the sake of the rexvard an
almost unprecedented crime in this
count rx. Huston ij
IT MEANT TOO MUCH.
How a l"irar-trul ami sleppjr I"r-:-hr
Ainus-l a 4'arldll of People.
"1 want to get ofT at at '
He was old and his eoat wa
ami he looked confused.
sleek,
s-up-
"Marleton. jour ticket reads
plemented the conductor.
That's it Marleton Marleton. Go
ing to preach down there to-morrow.
Marleton Marleton. I ain't much on
memory outside the bible.?
No others heard the conversation,
and tiie conductor himself forgot
about it as he punched his way toxvard
the end of the train. After awhile he
came back and tin
ed him with:
o,i, man interrupt-
"What" the name of my station?"'
"M:r!etou down the road --other
ide of the tunnel. I"!' tell you when
you !rcT t ' n ."
The -ettli-d back and
seemed t:n:.-eoa the fri volit i-s of
mankind, a- excin p'.iried by the young
couple in f"i ;.t of iiim. They were in
love. exi'Vr.tly. and the old man
seemed Ui enjoy watching them. So
did everybody in the car. A placid
e predion was slippiug into hi.- face,
x hcu tiie ci mlui-tiy;- appeared at the
far end ' the coach. Then he
straight. up. an 1 when the man in
blue rea' l. i him ae xvearied him
xvith:
T can't r member Mie name i that
station I j.ist can't. Kr say t-r
couldrr y . ju-t r my name in-.-tead?
My name : IJook th- ICev.
Jim's Cur.-."
T' n't i cxv a bo that. See that
man rlcni: 'i.'-re? His name i- ("oi'k."
He,'!. I'it older'n '.liin, so you ju-t
holler the Jv. Jfi ; tyook. senior."
Tl ' '' ' .ctor I j g'.ed and said h
xx-oii! ?. "j I -n he w- i-ito tiie -:r.' k'-r
and to!-! ;l orak '-."i i". 'out the crank
lie ;,ll ,;j : her,- .-i ! 'olh if ;.'lil
The train stopped again and again,
ami again and again whisked o(T, and
in the sxvcciucss cf security and the
wrftness of a cushioned seat the old
man dozed. The newsboy banged in
fine floor and banged out the other but
the old man moved no more than the
motion of the train made him. The
young couple in the next seat chatted
and inirirled especially giggled and
the Hex-. James Cook, senior, slept.
The porter came through and put
iiov, ii t he windoxvs. Then there xvas
darkness - t lie clatter of wheels the
clash of a thousand echoes the smell
of .-moke-- and daylight came back.
The train sloxved up xvith a loud hiss
and the wheels rolled into a station in
comparative stillness.
"The Kev. James Cook, senior!"
"1 don't care if he did," said the
feminine half of the young couple, with
a tilt of her head; "we're married."
And the old man stepped from the
train, wondering whether that whole
carfull of people were laughing at the
coiiduetor.the irirl or him-elf. Lilimd
L'liu'.il in Uw 'l':iiit--I) .i,iO'-rtrl.
TOMMY BYRNE AND THE INDIANS.
How u War Was A v-rt .-! iiy llixiil ilenrt
Cm pi. Tiionias llxrue, or "Old Tom
mx-, as in- xv a. - alleclitinateiv oa'li
IV
hi-:i-'-oeia!cs. had at one time charge
fd the Hiialp:.!-. a tribe of Indians set
tled in tiorthxvc.slcrii Arizona. Old
Tommy, perhaps from his "deludlicrin'
tongue." had an almost miraculous as
cendancy over the chiefs and head men
of tiiis tribe, and, though his natixe
eloipience was seconded only by the
.-cantie.-i allowances of rations from the
sub.-i-tence stores of the camp, he xvas
loved and triite by these childlike
allies. To hear him coaxing back a
sulky xvarrior to good humor xvas
something to be long remembered.
"Come, noxv." he has been heard to
say, "shure. phat is de matther xvid
ye? Have yes iver axed me for any
thin1 that Oi didn't promise it to ye.?''
Yet Tummy's promises were always
kept.
Suddenly one day the Hualpais, like
a Hash of lightning out of a clear sky,
xvent on the warpath ami lired on the
agency buildings before leaving for
their stronghold in the Canon of the
Colorado. No one knew the cause of
their sudden treachery, and Tommy
IJyrne xvas one of those who realized
how much it would cost Uncle Sam in
blood and treasure if the outbreak were
not stopped at once.
Without waiting for his spirited lit
tie horse to be saddled he threw him
self across its back ami swept out into
the hills alter the fugitives. When
the Hualpais saw the cloud of dust
coming they blazed into it. but Tom
my waj untouched, and dashed gal
lantly up. his horse white xvith foam,
to the knot of chieis who stood await
ing him.
At lirst tli6 Indians were sullen, but
they soon melted enough to tell the
story of their grievances. The nexv
agent had been robbing them in the
most barefaced manner, and in their
ignorance they imagined it to be Capt
Byrne's duty to regulate all the affairs
in his camp. Thev did not want to
hurt him and xvould let him go safely
back, hut for them there xvas nothing
but the warpath.
"Come back xvith ni" said Tommy
gently. i win see mat xou are
righted."
Back thev xvent, folloxving that oik
unarmed man. Straight to the beef
scales proceeded the otlicer, and in a
fexv minutes he had detected the man
ner in which false weight had been se
cured by tampering xvith the poise. A
Texas steer, which xvould not xveigh
more than 800 pounds stood at 1.700.
and of course other articles followed in
the same ratio.
Tommy seized upon the agency and
took charge; the Hualpais were per
fectly satistied, and the agent left that
night for California. Thus xvas a bit
ter war averted by the prompt action
of a plain, unlettered man. who had
no ideas about managing savages be
yond that of treating them xvith kind
ness and justice. i'itiwfjo Trihune.
He Was Premature
An old farmer from one of the back
counties was the defendant in a suit
for a niece of land, and he had been
making a strong tight for it. When
the attorney for the other side began
his speech he said :
"May it please the court. I take the
ground "
The old farmer jumped up and sang
out :
-What's that? What's that?"
The judge called him doxx n.
"Mav it please the court." began the
attorney again, not noticing the in
terruption. "I take the ground "
"Ao. I Ii lie d d if you do, either,"
houted the old farmer: "anvhoxv not
until the court decides the case."
The tine for contempt xvas remitted.
M.-oli Frc I'n.o:
Why He THfln't Kisc.
Detroit is a lovely city and every
body knows it. The love of it is bred
in the bone and never gets out of the
tle-h. The other Sunday a visiting
clergyman addressed the Sunday
school of an uptvixx n church. After a
serious talk he said to the children:
"All of you who desire to lix e in a bet
ter xvorid than this plca-e rise to your
feet." All the children rose except
one small boy in the corner. The
g I man looked at him in pained sur
prise. "My child." he .-aid very gent
ly and kindly, -xx hy don't x ou rise
xvith the otheir?"" "Detroit's good
enough for me that's xvhy," sung oui
the young-ter: and the solemnity of
tiie oeca.-ion xx as knocked to pieces.
D--lril r'vv l'r .
Injured II in Cause.
The story is told of a certain temper
ance lecturer . who threw upon his
ser-'ca the micro-organism- in a drop
of water. Then on the slide he placed
a minute portion of whisky. Instantly
it put aipiictus.n all that xx nrming
life. A:out to make hi- point a voice
from the rear shouted: -J'U never
t.ik it her driu r. of xvater without a
dt . ) i xx hi-k x in it."
New York Folly.
A gentleman who conducts her
aldic establishment in the neighbor
hood ef University place tells me that
there is a marked change in his busi
ness. "Formerly," he Maid, "the craze
was to be connected with the British
aristocracy. My volumes of Burke
and Debrett were black with re
searches. To-day they are almost un
touched. The mania is for colonial
times."
"Are there many families," I asked,
"that survive from colonial times?"
"Hardly any in the north," he re
plied. "And you may safely set iloxvn
the Association of Colonial Dames as a
humbug. Thv real colonial dames are
almost poor enough to beg in the
streets."
"Who, then," said I. amazed, "are
the persons parading as colonial
flames?"
"Nobodies," said he. "I create them
in this otliee. I connect them dis
tinctly it is astounding how mauy
distant connections a family can be
made to have xvith the Livingstones
or some of the older houses. Furnish
a xvoman xvith a pedigree and she is
happier than with a dozen nexv bon
nets." "But xvhat do the husbands say?" I
protested.
"th," he replied, "the husbands don't
care. They are t-ontout to go to the
club while their wives compare pedi
grees at home. There is money in a
business like mine." Truth.
Quite u Noticeable Ilifl'erence.
"D: t he men treat
ly since you have bee
you any dilTcrent
n promoted?" ask-
eu ins trieiid.
"Yes: a little."
"More respectful to you. I suppose?"
"Ve-es, but that's not the most no
ticeable thing."
"Don't grumble when you ask them
to do anything, perhaps?"
"Not so much as they used to; but
thai isn't the greatest difference."
"Well, then, xvhat is?"
"Why, they alxxays laugh noxv when
I tell a funny storv."
"Beally?"
"O yes; and they seem interested
when I talk of the bright things my
children say and do."
The friend gave a dubious shake of
his head.
"Don't you let Blaine hear of that,"
he said.
"James (i. Blaine?" asked the other
in surprise.
"Certainly."
"Why not?"
"He'll be offering them foreign mis
sions. You have an oflice full of
diplomats."- f'iira'o Tri'ium:
Why He Did It.
A short time ago. as
Market street, near
street, a bo' not over
who had been xvalkinr
T was crossing
Twenty-second
ten years old,
just before me.
ran into tne street ami picked up a
broken lass pitcher. I supposed lie in
tended the pieces as missiles, since the
desire to throw something seems in
stinct in everxr boy. Consequently I
was much surprised when he tossed
the pieces into a vacant lot at the cor
ner and walked quietly on. As he
passed me. whistling. I said:
"Why did you pick up that pitcher?"
"I was afraid it might cut some
horse's foot," he replied.
My next question xvas a natural one:
"Are you a Band of Mercy boy?"
He smiled as he said: "Oh. yes;
that's why I did it."
The bands of mercy were draxvn very
closely around the tlear little fellow's
heart, I am sure. School and JJome.
History Repeats Itself.
"Il'in," muttered the tramp, as he
surveyed his one remaining cent in a
loving way, "I reckon mo-an'oleman
Gladstone has one thing in common
anywav."
"And what's that?" asked Wily Wralt.
"We both groxv shorter as xva grow
older." St. Joseph Dnili Xeirs.
In
Irelann Denis Kooeobet
I li Ci
possessed of forty-eight children. !:,
grandchildren, and l44 great-grandchildren.
He had been married .-even
YOUR DAUGHTER.
If You Don't
Know What to
Read This.
Teach Her,
Teach her that not only must she
love her father and 'mother, but honor
them in word and deed, says the
l adies' Home Journal.
That work is worthy alxxays when it
is well done.
That the value of money is just the
good it will do in life, but that she
ought to kuoxy ami appreciate this
value.
That the man who wishes to marry
her is the one who tells her so anil is
xvilling to xvork for her, and v V:
one who xvhispers silly love speeches
and forsrets that men cease to be men
when thev have no object in life.
That her best conlidaut is alxvavs
her mother, and that no one sym
pathizes xvith her in her pleasures and
joys as you ilo.
I hat unless she shows court. 'sv to
others she need never expect it from
them. and that the best answer to rude
ness is beni": nliml to it.
That when God made her body He
intended that it should be clothed
properly and modestly, and xvhen she
neglected herself she is insulting Him
who made her.
Teach her to think xxell before she
...
says no or yes. but to mean it when
he does.
Teach her that her oxvn room is her
nest, and that to make it sweet and at
tractive is a fluty as xvell as a pleasure.
Teach her that if she can sing or
read or draxv, or give pleasure in any
xvav by her accomplishments, she is
selfish and unkind if she does not do
this gladly.
Teach her to be a woman self-respecting,
honest, loving and kind, and
then you will have a daughter who
will be a pleasure to you alxvays, and
whose days will be long and joyous in
the land which the Lord hath given
her.
Taken Up.
Taken up at my farm 2Va miles
mouth of Plattsmouth, Wednesday
Februry 3rd, one yearling heifer calf
and one yearling steer calf, both red
marked with tip of left ear cut oil
and "V" cut on under Bide. Party
may have same by paying' for atl
Tertiaement and proving owner
ship. I$KN F. HoKXINU.
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Tub Bkbt Salve in the world for Cute
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum. Fever
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It is guaranteed to give satisfaction, or
money refunded. Price 25 cents per box.
For sale by F. O. Fricke
January is gone, yet Home papers
are Htill publishing- thoae lists of
marriageable young men.
Do not confuse the famous Hlush
ol Koses witli tne many worthless
paints, powders, creams ami
Ideachea which are Hooding; the
market. tet tne genuine ol your
druggist, ). II. Snyder, 17t cents per
bottle, ami I guarantee it will re
move your pimples, freckles, black
heads, moth,, tan and sunburn, and
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Electric Bitters.
This remedy is becoming so well
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praise. A purer medicine docs not
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boils, salt rheum and other alTec
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anil prevent as well as cure all ma
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Price aOc and $1 per bottle at F. G.
Fricke & Co's drugstore. T
Church Iloxve has
ed in his Nemaha
$100,000
invest
stock
county
farm and has
horses.
l'J." head of trotting
A Fatal Mistake.
Physicians make no more fatal
mistake than when they inform pa
tients that nervous heart troubles
come from the stomach and are of
little consequence. Or. Franklin
Miles, the noted Indiana specialist,
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short breath, fluttering, pain or ten
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irregular pulse, fainting, smother
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Nervine cures headache, tits, etc.
It Should be in Every House.
J. B.Wilson, 371 Clay St., Sharps
burg. Pa., says he will not be with
out Dr. King's Nexv Discovery foi
Consumption. Coughs and Colds
that it cured his wife who was
threatened with Pneumonia after
an attack of "La Grippe," whet!
various other remedies and several
physicians had done her no good
Kobert Barber, of Cocksport, Pa.
claims Dr. King's New Discovery
has done him more good than any
thing he ever, used for I.ung
Trouble. Nothing like it. Try it
Free trial bottles at F. G. Fricke &
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The girl's industrial school build
ing at Geneva is well along toward
I completion, and is said to be admir
ably arrangek lor its purpose.
A Mystery Explained.
The papers contain frequent no
tices of rich, pretty and educated
girls eloping with negroes, tramps
and coachmen. The well-known
specialist, Dr. Franklin Miles, says
all such girls are more or less hys
terical, nervous, very impulsive, un
balanced; usually subject to nead
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Many person, who have recovered
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25 and 50 cent bottle for sale by F.
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The principal of the Ulysses
schools has been arrested on the
charge of unmetcifullj' beating his
pupils.
Startling Facts.
The American people are rapidly
beconiing a rase of nervous wrecks
and the' followtng suggests, the
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Descriptions of over 20 New Novelties. Vick's I4 I oral Ciuidc uiailcd on
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ustan
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This well-known remedy has stood the test of years, almost
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Occasions arise for its use almost every day.
All druggists and dealers have it.
If.
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Call at Depot or address
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Nebraska.
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