The Plattsmouth daily herald. (Plattsmouth, Nebraska) 1883-19??, February 20, 1892, Image 3
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Happily, when the path of true lovers does not run smooth, owing - to the opposition of a cruel parent, the misery of the situation heightens the delight, and so the wretched, happv couple went on day by day, as tens of ! thousands have done before. The stolen interview and the sur- reptitious not- . r.nd the agony and I fear and the co.i :-,.nt suspense made I the hours glow with remorse. But ; anon, the Colonel learned through one ', of the gossips that lie was likely to be a father-in-law without his consent. ! lie stalked up and down the hall mut 1 tering and growling something to the I effect that this was the first time in : his life that he had ever been opposed, j and, by Jupiter and all the other gods, it would be the last! Then he sent for his friend the Major, and the two worthies discussed whether the pre sumptuous rascal should be horse whipped, shot on sight or politely slaughtered according to the code. The last method was determined on, and a challenge delivered to the enemy, with an explanation of the con descension that aveorded the chival rous terms, "as a lady's honor was concerned, sir." But a woman's quick wit, always sharper under the inspiration of love and romance, suggested a rising act of tragedy. 'Twixt smiles and tears the maiden implored her lover to obey iter wishes, saying: "You know, dear, how obstinate papa is; the only way 1 can get anything is to pretend not to want it, "and it was just so with mamma when she lived. Now, do 3011 understand?" In the mean time the Colonel and the Major prepared to make worms' meat of the poor lover. The proposed fatal morning dawned; the gentlemen were promptly on the ground and the ceremonies were about to proceed as usual, when the lover's friend approached the blood thirsty Colonel with great formality and said: "Colonel, my friend has done you a wrong which he proposes to re pair without the loss of his life, which would only make the matter worse for the young lady. It is true that he has declined to marry her, and " "Has declined to " But the mon strosity of the thing choked the Col onel out of utterance. "Yes; and he desires to offer an apology and " "Apology!" shouted the Colonel. "Hang his apology ! Refuse to marry a Kentucky gentleman's daughter! By all the infernal gods, we'll see about that! Major, get me a preacher, sir and a church, and all that sort of thing, mighty quick. There'll be a wedding, sir. or a funeral in less than half an hour. Not a word, gentlemen. don't like a puppy for a son-in-law, but my honor shall be vindicated. Of course the Colonel had his way but if he ever finds out the hoax he will burst a blood vessel or fall dea of apoplexy. Cincinnati Commercial Gazette. BECCINC THE QUESTION. Mrs. Brown-Jones, a society leader. Mr. Jones, her husband. Mrs. Brown-Jones "My dear (Mr. Jones yawns and lays down paper), I want to give a gernian." Mr. Jones "(Jive him what?" Mrs. Brown-Jones "io you know w hat a gernian is?" Mr. Jones "I supHsod you referred to a native of (Jerni.iny; but I perceive by your tone that society has to d with it. Now. why not give an Kn glish? You .-ire such an Anglo " Browi "I beg of you not can help it. A aid a cotillion is . . . w m ius. nrown-.joncs to be foolish if you gernian is a cot illon a dance." Mr. .I ti"s "Keullv. vou must rar don my ignorance; but 1 thought, re- j lativcly .'peaking, that an llnglisli ; would be several degrees higher in the I social scale.-' Mrs. Brown-Jiics (bniorin" his last ! remark)"! am oniy going to have young people; and want to think of something for the men's favors." Mr. Jones -"What are they?" Mrs. Brown-Jones "Oh, "what the girls give to the men when they ask tliciu to dance! Now, what would you suggest?" Mr. Jones "I hardly like to inter fere. Let them give what they want. It would take the present of a steam yacht to make me dance." Mrs. Brown-Jones (severely) "We must supply the presents." Mr. Jones (after a prolonged whistle) "That's different mv purse is limit ed, and" Mrs. Brown-Jones (calmly continu ing) "We want something appropri ate for the moil to liang 011 tlieir coals." Mr. Jones (conlidently) "Well, but tons are the most " Mrs. Brown-Jones "Something nice like scarf-pins or " Mr. Jones (starting) "But, 1113' sweet win?, men never wear scan-pins in their coats. Now, if you want something on that order, what, do you say to a dozen neckties? You have al ways admired my taste in that line." Mrs. Brown-Jones "I see no fun in it at all." Mr. Jones "Then why do you hae it?" Mrs. Brown-Jonas "Have what? I was referring to 3-011 r singular re marks." Mr. Jones "So you used the singu lar form. I thought by 'it' you meant the grman." Mrs. Brown-Jones "Have 3011 any suggestions to offer?" Mr. Jones "Why not see Bob Van Der Void? He can help 3 0U out." Mrs. Brown-Jones "I've been think ing of him all the time. He's just the one!" Mr. Jones (slowly) "Then why in the name of mud did 3-011 ask me for an3r suggestions?" Mrs. Brown-Jones "I I didn't. I merely said I wanted to give a german and that we had to buy some favors for the men." Mr. Jones (smiling broadly) "Oh, I begin to see! If 3-ou had said buy at first I would have understood. So it's a check, eh?" Mrs. Brown-Jones (greatlv relieved) 1 - x -1 es : fucK, el as if nome one was walking up Htairs! Tke stops sounded nearer and nearer, slower and slower; "olemn and measured they were, and presently they halted at my door. I drew the hheet over my head, and lay there trembling, not daring t move. "Something," continued th lawyer, "entered my room, and I threw the sheet over my face. 1 felt rather than sa-w a faint yellow glimmering light. I could not move at lirst, but I presently managed to gain a little courage. I drew the sheet cautiously down from my face, and looked!" "Well!" cried the bi-liop, eM-ile lly. "In tlie cen'icr of the room,'' said the lawxer, mo1, -.(. oil :i io man. lie seemed gr.'iiit and hhiii with age 1 r hung. 1, and 'ii; ":i gi:i beard liuiig L.i'.f w;; y (!o'.n hi., Liv.i-d. lie wa.- ili'OM-d in a queer lo .-e cloak w ith acapf, and he wore ;i broad leather band about bis waist. -m one band ho held a peculiarly shaped lantern, from which flowed the yellow b.'l't, making strange ghostly shadows on tlie wall behind him. in the other hand ho held a stall', the look if w hich was un pleasant. He stood still in the middli .f the floor, looking at me. Presently 1 said, 'Whence art thou? W hat dost thou require?'" "And what did lie say?" cried the bishop, fixing his 03 es upon the odd expression of the lawyer's face. "He said" replied the lawyer, speaking in a hoarse whisper -"he. paid: 'I beg yer pardon, sur. I'm the watchman of the street, sur; an' J thought 'twould be best for inc. sur, to come up an tell yer that yer front door stood open! 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MoIern congregations, which often feel themselves free to criticise and condemn their ministers for very slight onenses, would be ill at ease, no doubt. if the old-time authority of pastors over their flock were restored, savs the Youth's Companion. In the old-fash loned days, two centuries aero, it was the custom for the minister to criticise and sometimes to harass his congrega tion, instead of permitting himself to be harrassed by them. Some stories told of an eccentric divine in Bristol, Eng., illustrates this. This clergyman was given to preach ing very long sermons so long that his congregation hnally made a formal remonstrance. He assured them that he would take the matter into coasid eration. Tsext Sunday, wnen trie nour came for the sermon, the pastor announced that he would give them a "short sub ject. His text, he said, was from Luke xviii, 8 "Neverthless." He began to preach, and the sermon had already been half an hour than usual when he said: "And now I know you are all fret tinj; and jrrumblinjr because vour din ners are spoiling at home, but never theless I shall go on." At last complaint was made to the Bis-hop against the clergyman's "ridi culous manner of preaching," and the personal remarks which he introduced into his sermons. The Archdeacon and the Bishop's Chaplain were directed to j gf secretly to the church, and bring a f :t t Ii t ti l report to the .Bishop of what they heard. The clergyman, in spite of their seereev, got wind of their presence and erranJ, and preached from Genesis xlii., 9: "Ye are spies; to see the nakedness of the land ye are come." The sermon, it is said, was so in genious and forcible that a good re port of it was carried to the Bishop, and for that time the pastor triumphed over his enemies. Finally, however matters went so far that the clergyman one day came to blows with several of his parishion ers, and conquered them all. giving them a severe drubbing. Next Snn dav he took for his text Neheraiah xiii., 25: "And I contended with them and cursed them, and smote certain of them, and plucked off their hair." It was on an electric car, bound from Harvard square to Boston. lie was a susceptible Harvard student, she as pretty a girl as you could wish to see. lie wore an immaculate white scarf and was arrayed like a lily of the lield. She had brown eyes that extended back to her soul, and she knew how to use them. She left the car at the central gate of the Common, and he sighed and watched her through the car win dow until she was out of sight. An hour later he was strolling through West street viewing the shop pers with a critical eye. Suddenly, from the mysterious interior of a dry goods store, a bundle in her himd, her cheeks flushed with the ardor of the chase, she came forth, fairer than be fore. And underneath the immacu late scarf he felt a joyous commotion. At 1 o'clock he was at the Adams House, and, as in duty bound, made a cursory examination of the ladies' din ing room. He had inspected scarcely half the tables when his heart stopped, and his ee was rireted. Just under neath a mirror she sat, divested of her wraps, and nothing short of ravishing. "It is fate," said he, and stared at her until there was danger of the head waiter calling the police. At 4 o'clock he was hurrying up Tremont street in the overture of a threatening rain storm, bound for Bark square. Jn tront or the iremont Theatre lie thought of his immaculate scarf and line raiment, and sought shelter in a doorway. Another moment and the world around him grew mistv. She stood beside him, her skirts in hand and de spair in her face, without mackintosh or umbrella to shield her from the rain. He glanced at her a moment, rolled up his z trousers and departed on a run. A few doors down the street was a furnishing store. lie dashed into it. "Give me an umbrella, quick," he said. "Here is one," said the clerk, "$4.50, genuine natural wood and " liang the wood, said he. He dived into his pocket. A ?2 bill, two ones and 45 cents in change. "Call it $4.45. It's all I've got." "All right," said the clerk. He threw down the money and rushed back to the doorway. She was gone. Then he raised his umbrella ami'start- ed to walk to Cambridge. Boston Herald. The Lawyer's Ghost. A lawver and a bishop (perhaps the bishop should come first) were talk ing, and this was the manner of their talk: "I have become thoroughly con vinced," said the lawyer, "of the exist ence of nocturnal apparitions, for I have seen one!" "Dear me!" exclaimed the bishop. "I am very curious. Relate the story." "I will, mj' lord, I will," said the awyer. "it was between the hours of eleven and twelve. I had gone to bed, and was just falling into ray first com fortable sleep, when I was wakened bv a strange creaking noise. It sound- Old Hum Johnson, who livs down in a Ki'iitH'bi-e iiiinly (own, is :ili.ut the sourest, mid i)ul t i :tii hired fellow yrii ever saw, s:i s the I.ewi.lnu Juiir nal.' The other day he heard an avvfcil chit Lit out on a long hill near his house. He got mil to tlie scene just in time to see his son Jed mount tlie ox cart, hold up the tongue and coast down the hill with a thunderous roar and a cloud of dust. Tho old man started on the trail down the hill. pick ing up a club on the way and jelling for Jed to come back and take a lick ing. But the nearer he got to the trembling Jed the more tiio real nov elty and humor appcalvd to him. When he got to the foot of the hill he was grinning like a "chessy cat," a.i Jed afterward declared. "What in tiineuation you doiu' with that ox cart, Jed?" "By gorry, dad, I'm a-slidin' down hill in er, dad; and it's more fun 'an Ie Injuns. Jest help me toost 'er up hill and Lake a ride," said Jed, taking courage from his father's grin. "You sassy imp," sputtered Sam; "I'm a good mind to welt you." "Oh, lad, come on; it's slathers of fun." "Not by a darned shot! And 'sides., some one may see me." "Git out; they won't neither. Take holt here an' we'll run 'er up hill." The old man couldn't resist. Chuck ling, he helped push the cart up hill; chuckling still, he crawled in, and he tittered as he told Jed to "hold tight an' steer straight." .V Away they went. But they had just got under headway when a team came jogging around a bend in the road at. the foot of the hill. The old ox cart roared down in its headlong rush. A wicked smash-up seemed imminent. The frightened Jed, bewildered by a volley of squawks and yells, yanked the tongue about, and the flying cart sheered for the fields. It careered wildly, hopped the highway gutter, crashed over a stone wall and came to a wrecked standstill, bottom upward, Jed and the old man were beneath. It was six weeks Wefore Johnson got the crick out of his back and recovered the use of his battered members. Hi first duty at the end of those six weeks was to lick Jed, not passionately or in temperately, but thoroughly, consci entiously, earnestly, according to a carefully matured plan and determination. Moving a I tig I lock. One of the biggest rocks ever moved in the course of railroad construction in this country was recently excavated on the line of the Mexican Southern by Col. Camar. The Lower California n says the giant bwwlder was 12 ) feet in height and measured 1,000 cubie meters. Six dynamite cartridges were placed under the rock after the men had excavated as much earth as possi ble, and were fired one after another. At the sixth explosion the big fellow rolled over out of theway. lie Thought He Wm Ieal. In speaking about a wound received in the cheek at the battle of Sharps burg, Senator-elect Gordon not long ago told a curious story which illus trates a feature of his character which will come into play during his sen atorial rareer. It is the fact that Gor don never loses his head and that he can think under any circumstances. Said Gen. Gordon: "While I lay there wounded on the field my mind went through a curious process of reasoning. I thought I had been struck by a cannon-ball and I said to myself: 'I have been struck in the head with a six-pound solid shot. It has carried away my head. I can feel that there is a little piece of the skull left on the left side. But my brains must be gone entirely. There fore I am dead. And yet I am think ing. And how can a man think with his head shot off? And, if I am think ing, I cannot be dead. And yet no man can live after his head is shot off. Still I may have consciousness after I am dead, "but my body cannot have action. Now, if I can lift my leg. then it must be that I am alive. I will try that. Can I? Yes, I can. I see it rising. I am not dead, after all, and with that I woke up and found that my head was still on, but I reasoned as philosophically and logically over the matter as though I was in my office." i tusuur'j Uispatrh. 5 I'