The Plattsmouth daily herald. (Plattsmouth, Nebraska) 1883-19??, February 17, 1892, Image 4
4 The Plattsmoutb Herald WJSDNSDA Y. FKHKUAKY 17, 1802 World's Fair Notes. The Crown I'rince of Italy, ac cording to Director Iliginhotham, in greatly interested in the exposi tion, and says he will visit it. It is) reported from Argentine Republic that strong pressure is being brought upon that govern ment to increase itu world's fair ap ropriation from $1(;0,C:J() to $iJi"),Clt. In the Washington Htate exhibit will be included a representation of the methods used by the .Ma kali Indians in catching Halinou and other fish. The exhibit will include boats, lines, hooks, Heine, har poons, etc. Members of the farmers' alliance in Kosciusko county, Indiana, at a recent meeting in Warsaw, decided to assess themselves weekly to pro vide, a fund to defray their ex penses for a visit lo the world's fair. About 400 farmers and their wives will compose the visaing party. It is now the intention o have in the fisheries building a restaurant devoted as far as possible to the ex clusive serving of fish. Fish din ners, and fish, fresh and salt, in every edible style, will be a popular feature, it is believed, and wiil give visitors an excellent opportunity 10 know the merits of fish as food. The Connecticut members of the board of lady managers have mi dertaken to raise by contribution a fund with which to pay for a tine bust of Harriet Beecher Stowe. This will, be their contribution towards the adornment of the walls of the woman's building. Copies of Mrs. Stowe's literary works will also be contributed. A despatch states that a silver smith in Monterey, Mexico, is en gaged on a work in silver, which when completed, will be an exact reproduction of the agricultural building now being built on the exposition grounds, Chicago. It will be eight feet wide, will contain a quantity of silver valued as bullion at $10,000, and when finished it will be valued at $10,C:JD. A British woman's committee ha been selected to superintend the representation of the work of Kng- lish women at the exposition, and to co-operate with the board of lady managers. The board has for its president Princess Christian, third daughter of ueeu Victoria, and in cludes the Marchioness of Salis bury, Baroness Burdett-Bouts, Countess of Aberdeen, Lady Churchill, Lady Agnes Buren, Lady Brassy, Lady Jeune, Lady Knuts- ford, Mrs. Fawcett, Mrs. Priestly Mrs. Forsythe and others. Robert Mitchell, secretary of the Polytechnic Institute, is in Chicago, perfecting arrangements for 2,500 or 3,000 members of the institution vis iting the exposition. They will be brought over at the rate of 200 a week in parties of fifty in charge of a conductor, and will spend two days in New York, two in Washing ton, one at Xiagara Falls, and six in Chicago. The expense per individ ual for the round trip will be about $115. The Polytechnic conducted similar parties to the Paris exposi tion. County Court. In the matter of the estate of Rosan Decker, deceased. Hearing on petition for appointment of J. W. Johnson administrator. Objec tions thereto and hearing on peti tion for appointment or Philemon S. Barnes administrator of said es tate. Prayer of last petition granted and letters accordingly is sued. In the matter of the estate of Wil liam Carljde, deceased. Hearing on petition for appointment of Robert Carlyle administrator. Prayer of petition granted and letters ac cordingly issued. In the matter of the estate of Rosan Decker, deceased. Notice to creditors to file claims on or before August 18, 10 a. m. E. G. Govey & Son vs. Mrs. W. L. Ward. Suit on account for $52.81. Answer, February 22. 10 a. ru. In the matter of the last will and testament of Frank Stander, de ceased. Hearing on petition to ad mit same to probate, set for March 10 a. m. In the matter of the estate of Wil liam Carlyle, deceased. Notice to creditors to file claims on or before August 18, 10 a. m. In the matter of the estate of Christiana Horning, deceased. Hearing on final settlement, March 8, 10 a. m. Going to Hastings. March 15, 1 will move my stock of hardware to Hastings, Neb., and to avoid moving will sell any goods I have at prices never before heard of. Come early and avoid the rush. If J. Finley Johnson. mi H t Wall paper! wall paper! atGering Jk CO'H. f Fred Carruth went up to Omaha this morning. Go to Gcring Sc Co. for your pre scription work. tf A. G. Street it. of Weeping Water is ii the city to-U.iy. John Tighe departed this morn ing lor Weeping Water. Take your prescriptions to Brown Ar H;irr.'ltV to be filled. tf ! : Ton. J. M. Patte-S'n attended the bari'juet al Omaha last evening. S. II. At wooi I ami W. II. Newell wen passengers for the metropolis this morning. A.N. Sullivan air! A. B. Todd w -re passengers on No. othio morn ing lor On.a'ia. 'ickeiis v.-. city of Plattsmouth wis argued before the supreme co trt yesterday. ni..e pound boy made his ap pea.auco i : the home of George Warren yesterday afternoon. T ie finest a. id most complete line Of wall paper at tiering it Co. tf J. 10. lo!i;. .las. one of Weeping W. iter's p: M .i.;e.it attorney, was in the county seat to day on busiuees. : Me fum-ml oi i'iios llanrnhan occurred litis morning atll o'oclock boaj t he (. atliolic church. The re in tins were interred in the Catholic cemetery. Projcte i Rapid Transit. i The (schedule '.nni' tor cars on the j ' -..posed elect lie inilway between Vienna and Hilda l'esth is expected : to e seventy-live minutes for the, e aire distance of 150 miles. As : planned, the road will have two nain powers stations, with K.O sub stations, but only three or stoppinii place. Kach car will be about IX feet long, fitted with four bogie trucks, and an electric motor at each en 1 will receive currents through contract wheels running on conducting rails. The ends of the cars, to ditnishis air resistance, will be shaped like those of a ship. Tha Base Ball Meeting. Pursuant to call a large and en thusiastic crowd assembled at the council chamber last evening, for the purpose of devising ways and means whereby- Plattsmouth could supporting a rip-roaring ball , club this season. The meeting organized by elect ing G. F. S. Burton chairman and C. S. Sherman secretary. A committee of three was elected to solicit subscriptions. Follow ing is the committee. ICd Oliver Sam Patterson and Wm. Weber. Two delegates were seclected to attend the base ball convention to be held in Lincoln March 1st. Frank Morgan and T. M. Patterson were elected delegates. The Boys Debate. Patrick Henry Debating club, L. L. A., held a very interesting meeting at the home of Tom Chap man last evening. The club is com posed of boys between the ages of thirteen and nineteen, ana now has a membership of fifteen. Meet ings are held every other Tuesday at the homes of the different mem bers, and an interesting program, consisting of debates, essays and declamations, is always rendered. The principal feature of last night's program was the debate, ' Resolved, that foreign immigration should be further restricted," Tom Mapes arguing in the affirmative and Joe Knotts in the negative. Both argu nients evinced mature deliberation and showed a thorough familiarity with the subject. By a vote of the members, the debate was-decided in favor of the affirmative. Tom Chapman rendered some select reading in a pleasing manner and Monta Streight favored the club with a declamation. The next meeting will be held at the home of King Wise, Tuesday evenin; March 1, at 8 o'clock. Visitors are always welcome. Completely Surprised. Monday was the second wedding anniversary of Mr. and Mrs. Geo. McCavaghan and about twenty of their friends and neighbors tock advantcge of the occasion and gave them a complete surprise at the residence of Mrs. Schmidtman on Ferry, between 2nd and 3rd streets on Wintersteiu hill. The company was accorded every liberty neces sary to assume a pleasant and en joyable time and they improved the opportunity well. The hours between 9 and 12 were whiled away indulging in music, games, conver sation and other suitable amuse ment. At 12 o,clock refreshments were served of a very high order. The company broke up about 1.30. It was the testimony of all that the geniality and hospitality of Mrs. Schmidtman is rarely excelled. Will Smith and Clara Herold of ficiated in the capacity of "chief cooks and bottle-washer. The fol lowing were present: Mr. Adams, Mr. and Mrs. Lake, Mr. and Mrs. Steineforth, Mr. and Mrs. Brathold, Mr. and Mrs. Bates, Mrs. Herold and daughter, Clara, "Mr. and Mrs. Pitta. Mr. and Mrs. W. Schmidtman, Will. D. Smith and Mr. Shepherd, of Illinois. Hon. S. M. Klrkpatflck Following is a shor sketch of the eventful life of Hon. S. M. Kirkpat rick, who died yesterday at his home in Nehawka. "He came within its precints when it was but a territory, making a claim on the 18th day of June 1855, the fust land pre-empted on section 18, in Liberty precinct, and was the very first settler in the val ley of the Weeping Water at this point. He came here, when around him was an unbroken waste, before : the country could boast of but one j log house and a cabin of suliicient importance to be designated as a village, and when the nourishing : city of Plattsmouth was the. site of s. few little huts, put up by adven : turous but impecunious people, who were struggling to delve from the soil enough to keep soul and ; body together. Indians still j roamed over the country, and wild j animals also. The outlook was I anything but promising, but the subject of this sketch was a man of more than ordinary determin ation. He had cometostay and wa n-.. t to be driven from his purpose by any ordinary circumstances. He clung steadfastly to his resolu tion to otitiniie and "grow up with the country." at a time when white t-ettler were frequently making a tampede from the depredation of the Indians. ' Our subject secured his land be ! fore the government survey had been completed. It included one ' of the finest mill siies along the ! Weeping Water, which he utilized i as soon as possible, erecting a saw mill, from which he began dressing lumber in September, the same year ot his arrival. This was the first mill building erected on the Weep ing Water, in fact the first mill of any kind built in the oountry. At the time of the settlement of Mr. Kirkpatrick there were only about 100 voters in the county. He was readily recognized as a man of more than ordinary ability and was soon selected to represent the coun- tyr in the territorial legislature at Omaha, being a member of the senate, and re-elected three limes by the republicans of his district, lie was in the constitutional con vention of 1S71, and 1875, in the lat ter of which were adopted the ex isting laws of Nebraska. Prior to this he had represented the people of Cass county in the territorial legislature, and was afterwards speaker of the house. Since 1S74 he has withdrawn troni politics, al though often been solicited to re turn to the field. During his pub lic life it was conceded, even by his enemies, that in this day he was yne of the most able parliamentar ians of the state. The village of Nehawka was platted on his land and to it he ex tended his fostering care. He also owned a farm of 300 acres of finely improved land. Mr. Kirkpatrick was born in Adams county. Ohio, August 31, 1815, and was the fourth child and second son of his parents, whose family included five sons and three daughters. Of this large family only one brother sur vives, C. Q., of Lafayette, Indiana. Mr. Kirkpatrick lived in Ohio until a lad of. fourteen, where he began the rudiments of a practical educa tion. He removed with his parents to Indiana, and from his youth up to bid death has been a lover of books, and by this means added to li's store of knowledge when he could no longer attend school. He always entertained an especial interest in history, and there were few men possessing a more com plete store of information. Mr. Kirkpatrick was married to Miss Klizabe'h C. McMillin in Craw fordsville, Indiana, October 11, 1836. His first wife died three years afterwards. Mr. Kirkpatrick contracted a second marriage in Thorton, Indi ana, April 1, 1841, with Miss Eliza beth Craig. From this union ten children were born two of whom are deceased Sarah V., who died when three 3-ears old, and Julia F., who died in infancy. The survivors are as follows: Edwin A. married Miss Oella Black, daughter of Dr. John Black of this city; John M. married Miss Cornelia F. Good rich; Elizzie H. is the wife of Hon. Orlando Tefift; Lee C. is residing at home, while William W. married Miss Maggie Gaffney, and Mary S. and Kate L. reside at their home in Nehawka. Power.for Small Boats. The novel feature cf a new elec tric boat, the idea of a french engineer, is a sea-water battery. The zinc and copper plates are under the boat, and can be raised or lowered by pulleys, serving as a kind of keel while at the same time driving a propeller by means of a motor. SALESMEN. Energetic men wanted. Free prepaid outfit One of our agents has earned orer $20, 000 in five years. P. O. Box 1371, New York. Doealt'Pay td.RaTse SpeecTHorses? Kpitor Hkkald It has been said by . parties 'With ' little or no experi- t Met nidi 11 uwc-j iiui 1'OJr - iniov- . . speed Horses, ism looKing t tirougn some noted turf papers I find a list i a ;,.,. y0.r man in nil respects iin of seventy-one head of ttotting object ionuhlc. All the girls anil ma horses, that sold at prices from j trons in the country sy mpathized with $t,C3 up to 150,C:0, or an average of j ln' ,1o'( a.........! . . ... ..... .!lttlie.h .T" .fi.vft.- THr 1 1 . : 1 1 1 . mi - iimt hi $Ut),o4S ner head. Also a list of seventy-live thoroughbreds, at an average of $.'U),KK) per head. Now if those parties who make this cry had a 3-year-old to sell for $105,000. I or a 2-year-old for $150,0t.J, what a I rli'ino- it vi'fkiilfl tti:l-. in tbeir c iiiulenanees! You would not see them sittinir around on street : corners or hear them condemning i this class of horses, but they would be attending some of the great sales i trying lo get another, to sell for like figures. Now if raising the speed horse does not pay, figures surely be. Hoping this will find room in yonr valuable paper, I am Yours Respectfully, John Clemmons. - hanse in Firm Mr. N. G Chilberg, formerly of K-iiincy, Nebraska, this aliernoon co.nple.cd arrangements whereby he takes charge of J. P. Young's store, having purchased the stock from Mr. Young. Mr. Chilberghas taken possession of the store and will jut in a larger stock than car ried by Mr. You tig. Mr. Young will continue in the management of the opera house for the present. Mr. Chilberg's wife and child are vis iting in Kearney, but will arrive here as soon as Mr. Chilberg can obtain a suitable house. The IIekald welcomes Mr. Chilberg and family to our midst. Kllenbaum vs. Bilstein was fret for trial to-day before Judge Archer, but it failed to materialize. The transcript has not been filed with judge Archer as yet, but may be before night. George Mathews a lad of fifteen yea.-s of age was brought in from j Klmwood this morning. He was j brought before Judge Kamsey on the charge of incorrigibility. The boy took $25 from his moiher Sun day and siaried for the west. He got as far as O'Neal, when he was st'jppcd and sent home, Out of the iF-3 he he had $7.'J0 left. The boy was brought 111 by ms mot tier wiio says he is beyond her control. On account of facts existing! a the case and upon promise of the boy that he would do better Judge Ramsey discharged him and he returned home with his mother, a better and wiser boy. The county commissioners tp-day bought a ticket for a man as far as Creston. The fellow is sick and lives in Ottumwa. He has friends in Crestou and can go the rest of the way. County Clerk Frank Dickson is busv with an increased making out the assessors books. La Crippe. No healthy person need fear any dangerous consequences irom an attack of la grippe if properly treated. It is much the same as a severe cold and requires precisely the-same treatment. Kemam quiet ly at home and take Chamberlain's Cough Remedy as directed for a se vere cold and a prompt and com plete recovery is sure to follow, This remedy also counteracts any tendency of la grippe to result in pneumonia. Among tne many thousands who have used it during the epidemics of the past two years we have yet to learn of a single case that lias not recovered or that has resulted in pneumonia. 25 and 50 cent bottles for sale by F. G. Fricke & Co. Work was began yesterday on the new depot at Cedar Creek. The building will be two stories and the up stairs will be devoted to a dwel- ing for the ag-?nt. The population of Plattsmouth Is about 10,000, add we would say at least neo-half are troubled with some effection on the throat and lungs, as those complaints are, ac cording to staaistics, more numer ous than others. We would advise all our readers not to neglect the opportunity to call on their drug gist and get a bottle of Kemp's Bal sam for the throat and lungs. Trial size free. LargeBottle 50c- and $1. Sold by all druggist. The regular meeting of the M. K. Aid Society will be held to-morrow afternoon at 2 o'clock with Mrs. Wm Atwood on Main' between Eighth and Ninth streets. Go to the doctor and get a pre scription; then go to Brown & Bar rett's and get it nlled. tf The Hndsomest;Udy In Platttmouih Remarked to a .friend the other day that she knew Kemp's Balsan for the throat and lungs was a su perior ' remedy, as it stopped her coucrh instantly when other cough remedies had no effect whatever. So to prove this and convince you of iis merit, any druggist will give you a sample bottle free. Large size nOc and$l. Shiloh's catarrh remedy a posi itive cure Catarrh, Diphtheria and Canker mouth. For sale by F. l. Fricke & Co. THE COLONEL'S PAUCHTCT. Her Wit IlnVlaml Cli.CIirsTr'tB that Won Her Hand. I ,. si i i . t- A IkjI.1 Kent tick v Colonel was the ... . n ... ;,,,.- w,, ,ovimi the lovers, ana tne gossips pronounceu ipmest affajr -in tho, .line ol - . . . .. marrying that had .been beard or lor a long time, but the Colonel was an j obstinate in:in, With a very red oountc- j nance, lierce gray eyes and a nose somewhat mottled in.blue and purple from the Ion;: habit of 'generous pota tions of Bourbon. The more he heard of the courtship the more he swore that he would have uo such puppy for son-in-law, and the voting man got into such a state that he was afraid to see his betrothed ex cept surreptitiously, and both were afraid to open tho subject to tjie Col onel. Happily, when the path of true lovers does not run smooth, owing .to the opposition of a cruel parent, the misery of the situation heightens the ! delight, and so the wretehed, happy couple went on day by day, as tens of thousands have done before. The stolen interview and the sur reptitious note, and the ugony anil ' fear and the. constant suspense made the hours glow with remorse, but anon, the Colonel learned through one j nf the 'ossiis that, he was likely to be j a father-in-law without his consent lie stalked up and down the hall unit- 4. .....1 ..w-. ...1 ! i . i-,.noit liin i r i t effectTthat this was the first time in his life that he had ever been opposed, and, by Jupiter and all the other gods, it would be the last! Then he sent for his friend the Major, and the two worthies discussed whether the pre sumptuous rascal should be horse whipped, shot on sight or politely slaughtered according to the code. The last method was determined on, and a challenge delivered to the enemy, with an explanation of the con descension that accorded the chival rous terms, "as a lady's honor was concerned, sir." But a woman's quick wit, always sharper under the inspiration of love and romance, suggested a rising act of tragedy. 'Twixt smiles and tears the maiden implored her lover to obey her wishes, say ing: "You know, dear, how obstinate papa is: the only way I can get anything is to pretend not to want it, and it was just so with mamma when she lived. Now, do you understand?" In the mean time the Colonel and the Major prepared to make worms' meat of the poor lover. I he proposed fatal morning dawned; I the gentlemen were promptly on the irrotiml aim the ceremonies were i about to proceed as usual, when the lover's friend approached tho blood- ! tlurgty Coiom4 with great formality- I an,l said: "Colonel, mv friend has done you a wrong which he proposes to re pair without the loss of his life, which .......1.1 . lw i..it..r 1.-. -f.it. , yo -huv Jt is triic that he has (ierlineil to marrv her. and" "lias ueclincu to ' but tne mon strosity of the thing choked the Col onel out of utterance. "Yes; and he desires to offer an apology and " "Apology!" shouted the Colonel. "Hang his apology! Iiefu.se to marry a Kentucky gentleman's daughter! liy all the infernal gods, we'll see about that! Major, get me a preacher, sir, and a church, and all that sort of thing, mighty quick. There'll be a wedding, sir, or a funeral in less than half an hour. Not- a word, gentlemen. I don't like a puppy for a son-in-law, but my honor shall be vindicated." Of course the Colonel had his way, but if he ever ihids out the hoax he will burst a blood vessel or fall dead of apoplexy. Cincinnati Counncrcial Gazette. Not in tne Bible. Not long ago I was riding along a mountain trail (it shouldn't be digni lied with the name of road) in Carter county, east Tennessee, says a writer in the Philadelphia VVr.ss when an old fallow darted out from the door of a low cabin, jumped the rail fence in front, and came tearing down toward me as if a marshal had b;;eii in close pursuit. "Hello, stranger, stay cr minute!" he yelled, gesticulating wild ly with his right hand, but never breaking his gait. I drew rein. lift cam? up. pulling and Plowing, wilu his eyes quivering with wild excite- j incut. "Say, mister (pant, pant), is it so?" "Is what so?" I returned. I "Whv, han't ye hearn?" "Heard I what?" was my astonished rejoinder. "I guess if ye an't hearn it ean't be so," and a hopeful light dawned in his anxious eyes. "I don't know what you're inquiring about, I'm sure," I spoke. "What is it you want to know?" "Jz it so or iz it not now, no fooling iz it or iz it not so that Gin eral Jackson is dead?" "I think he is," I replied, with as much solemnity as 1 could muster. "Wall, it's awful 1 ter think uv, a'nt it?" spoke the old J fellow, gloomily. "Yes, it's bad." 1 "Are you shore, though, it iz so?" "I read it." "What did ve read it in? Ther Bible?" "No." "Oh, well, I'd hafter read it in the Bible thet the ole gineral hed pegged out 'fore I'd her lieve it. That ar report's jis' been put out ter keep us ole fellers from votin' fer him so's they cud git our votes fer some other d d feller fer preser- dint. Good-by, stranger." And the old man returned toward the house. well satisfied that Jackson reigned.and as a consequence tne government at Washington still lived. Moving a Big Rock. One of the biggest rocks ever moved in the course of railroad construction in this country was recently excavated on the line of the Mexican Southern by CoL Camar. The Lower Californian sayg the giant bewlder was 120 feet in height and measured 1,000 cubic meters. Six dynamite cartridges were placed under the rock after the men had excavated as much earth as possi ble, and were fired one after another. At the sixth explosion the hig fellow rolled over out. of theway. . OUT IN THE WOBLDJO FIND .HCf, tu vw if A fyl&Af'nFl iWw ' ' York Xctifaa. Seeing NnUieM 'Henry frisk about mi the.sTujje f'W nights ago remind ed men tu obscure admirer of herH whs, is buried in the Virginia mount ains, savs .Ji'in Merry in tho- N. nY. World. His has -never told his lovo" and probably never will, but it is none the l-sA sii.tr for all' .hat. ; More than a year a'g; 'I found niy-m-U, just as darkness was falling, at tho door of a cabin in the heart of ths mountains. My horse was. tired and bo was I. Titey b.ok mo in and kept . me over night.' I needn't tell you how J I slept witu the Lou or'rwulv'e members of Lh mouaUwieer'rt family, aud how we all washed in the bume tin basin iu the. morning. .That's another utory. But 1 do want to tell you of the work of art which hung on the log walls. It wad a poster, representing Nellie Mc Ilenry. It was old. and stained and time worn, but it was the shrine at which the oldest 8011 of tho house wor shiped. "Shep ain't study-in1 about marry in'," said his mother to mo next morn ing, "littt he does 'low that ef ho met that gal he'd think a heap o' Iter, lie's a ra'l fool 'bout thet, V won't hev it S tuck down, nohow. He 'lows tome day 't he'll go out in the worl' tuh lin' her." So if a tall, raw-boned mountaineer with flowing locks and a determined look penetrates Nellie's seelusion some 1 day she may know that it's her Vir- ' rri at 1 1 1 s I'D t Muit in I lm 1 r 1 ' ftuli tf r' her." For I told him where she could be seen. A PHANTOM FACE. Site AnkiMl Tor w Sl rii, and Her. It Wan Clvn I stood alone looking at the uncon scious face before me, which was dis tinctly visible, though the light was heavily shaded to keep the glare from the dying eyes, writes Sarah A. Under wood in the Arena. All her life my friend had been a Chmtian believer, with an unwavering faith in a. life be yond this, and for her sake a bitter grief came up.n me, because, so far as 1 could see, there were no grounds for that belief,. 1 thought 1 could more casly let her go out into the unknown if I could but feel that her hope would be realized, and I put into words this feeling. I pleaded that if there were any of her own departed ones present at this supreme moment could they not, and would they not, give me some least .sign that such was the fact, and I would be content? .Slowly over the dying one's face spread a mellow, radiant mist I know of 110 other way to describe it. In a few moments it covered the dying face as with a veil, ami spread in a circle of about a foot beyond, over the pillow, the straugo yellowish-white light all the more dis tinct from the partial darkness of tne room. Then from the center of this, im mediately over the hidden face, ap peared an apparently living face, with smiling eyes which looked directly in to mine, gazing at rn with a look so full of comforting assurance that I could scarcely feel frightened. But it was so real and strange that I wondered if 1 were temporarily crazed, and as it disappeared I called a Watcher from another room, and went into th'e open air for a few moments to recover my self under the midnight stars. When I was sure of myself I return ed, and took my plaee again alone. Then I akcd that, if that appearance were real an 1 not a hallucination, would it he made onee more manifest to me: and again the phenomenon was repi-1. land t!i kind smiling face ! .. ' . ;.. s 1 ' .'a ' - i:';'., yet won Itecdly Quite Men-Aru. It was in the New York Central depot. A well-div-v-d lady with her J..Utlc Lord l'aimt'.T- . ton approached lh-3 door l"a ding to an oitfg liv.g train. Both were laden with bundle.-?. A railroa 1 olu.-ial iod iv the door. "Open the ( ):r or I'll p:i:ieh your he'.d," ee.i::ji. d J'ai! :j Li 'i ray in a very sv.'ag.:r oi.-... a.'i-l the oi'i --i.il. a.':iu.:d b- t!:e .-dvt-.;r-i! i's an !.. i!.', coi:-s--)iei to beeome d )i !:. '; - f r the oi-rvi- ion and eo::::!i 1. j Tim mother t-nowed that she. wus 1 angry as sh.- swept thro'tgii .tin. door, I and as it clo.-'ed s:i...-.l I-'aii.ii'-ro' ,v tiit; hhoill ders a;id shook hi:;l se el v. vc "Aren't you a-diaiTK:d of yourself," she asked, "lo be so imp oiile to ti. gentleman ?" "Sho, mamma. " replied Fauntleroy, "I was only jest foolin'. I wouldn't, 'a' punched him!" Strnruse Journal. Mark Twain's lirother. Mark Twain has a brother living in Keokuk, Iowa, who is absent-minded enough for Mark to "put in a book." It is related that he drank violet ink for blackberry cordial and took an al lopathic dose of ammonia instead of his cough medicine; but his latest absent-minded adventure occurred last summer when his wife had gone to a Sunday school picnic. Mrs. Clemens instructed her hus band that he would find his lunch nicely prepared in the refrigerator. On her way home she inquired of Mr. Clemens as to his bachelorhood and how he had enjoyed his lunch. Well," said Mr. Clemens, "I didn't think the salad you spoke of was espe-, cially good, but I ate it." Mrs. Clemens discovered that he had "eaten it," indeed, that is, the yeast put to raise for the next day's baking, while the salad remained un touched. Chinese Tea Culture. It is estimated that l.K).0J0,000 of the Chinese people are engaged in the culture, preparation, sale, carriage and exportation of tea. and theirtnl terests are adrer.?:v aiTeeted by the rialry in of.wr n: utries. The snail has the greatest number of teeth. It has been proved to posses 30,000 in its month, which without a glass looks very innocent. V. f I, 1 " F ) (l