The Plattsmouth daily herald. (Plattsmouth, Nebraska) 1883-19??, January 30, 1892, Image 2

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krok-!ily replied.
ltnt von siM-ni to feel 'vy bail."
-Yes." I do."
"If you" IJ tell inn how I can help you
I'll ghidly do it. Let me pot that hot
tin of cholera remedy. It's a 1 unip
fay, ami a sip will warm you up."
I In made no ohji-rt ion to partaking
f the remedy. Iruleed, hn seemed to
recojTniy.i? in it an ohl and dear friend.
- "Now then,"' hn said, in a firmer
voie.e. as he smacked his lips, "I been
a widower fur .sixteen years."
"Yes."
"1 didn't never expect to marry
again, hut altoiit a year ago I got my
eye on a widdcr down here at Char
lotte. She 'peared to be smart as a
teel trap, and she 'peared to want to
jet married ag'in."
"I see. J lave another sip of thn
cholera remedy? Sure to w;tr.J off the
dread disease."
"Thank ye. I don't want to ketch
the cholera if I kin help it. All!
That's purly good! So, e see. after
tukin' time lo think it all over, I went
ilnwii to-!,iy and pill the ease to the
bidder. tlel cum riiit out and talked
traight t her. Told her ..w old I
wa. what I was wulh and what I was
wiliin' to do fur her."
"Al!il of course she a-'cepted vou?"
.no: i ne i.;ai:i"i eniier set mn go j
ii tnlkin' and pr :iiiiu' and telling .
bow IM fix over the woodhed, paint,
ne house awl l-ny a new parlor car
pet, and at'ier an hour or so informed
je that she was married airiu three
weeks ago
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ive some more of
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ve. Makes me f.- l belter.
See this? It's a hot t In of laudanum. I
ot it at the d ru tore. I was o-oin1
to take it when 1
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hum. When I
left that wi-lde:
die. I was de
twent v-foi.r h
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rmizied not to live
ts louder. I was jest
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wnn sorrow
and
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It did seem "
"Have another sni.il! sup?"
"Thank ve. Wouldn't le!i.
ve
il any-
tiling could help me
I'll throw this laud
w in-ier. Wall, ii".-, f
at I feel."
SO l!!ek.
atr.nn out
(Juess
of the
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"t;rief all
rrol
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"livery bit of it."
"No more sorrow?"'
.I :. s':iin. ii-i a-Teeliir every j
bit as if I n-cr s::.w nor heard of the j
W idi-.er nite. liisteau of fin' hum
t takt; laudanum and die I'm "join' to
kic k u; my he.-ls like a yearlin' colt."
"Just another taste to effect a com
plete cure."
" Th ink ye. That does knock chol
era and no mistake, stranger; put it
thar! You have saved me from the
gravel I hain't rich, but if you'll stop
ith me I'li bo::r I you a hull year and !
not cnarge y. i a blamed cent!"
-I'ni gla." ; oil feel better."
"Fee! belter!" he exclaimed., as he
pushed his hat back and smiled all
over. "I should gurgle that I did! '
Not a grief, not a sorrow. As for the !
nebbr. f.iie kin go to grass whoo- !
pee!'
NOT IN CAMBRIDGE.
VounKslcr'n Ilturt that Wasn't Com
l liiiii-iit .iry to the Village.
This is a hort story that Cambrilge
Bcnjile may not find exactly humorous.
It is told, ho.vever. concrning a bright ,
youngster who lived among them for I
bis nfne short summer-, and by reason j
! the cultured atniosnhere he breathed :
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ami ii e e,.eilM,e,ll:i, .....
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been dead or one f their own. IVit
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due cour.-e :-'-eeicd
"iMving into Le-ion.
his reward by
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wife has sent as
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ii-and more.
responded.
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in .il
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The Old Soprano Spoke Up.
It was the new soprano's turn. The
way she dallied with the upper register
was enough to make the ey es bulge
out of the back hair of the front-row
matron. She led the organist a mer
ry chase up and down his four-storied
keyboard, and she was a good length
ahead all the time; but suddenly it
got tangled up in the chandlier and
broke oft short. A deep, dark fast
r..lore.d ndoom huner over the congre
gation and everybody recognized the j
THC
voice of the old soprano. It was Iter
chance. "That's right." she says, j
"don't no it if it hurts you." Philadd- ,
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WJT AND HUMOR.
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i pi i.-)onT. I'illshurij
Job was probahlv the most preco
cious child on record lit; cursud the
day he. was born. Ai'c'.s Vtihwlur.
It is strange, but true, that when a
man is short of brains he is generally
loii on collars. Texas &iftinys.
I'ride poeth before a fall, and lie who
liveth on the blutT may expect to take
a tumble. Imlinnapolis Journal.
To be able to sit on the fence is
political talent. To know just when
to jet oil is genius. Waxhinytuu Slur.
"Another tinplate mill," as the Ohio
woman said when she slammed a pie
plate at her husband's head. Colum
bus 1'o.st.
When our hopeful comes home and
tells us of an increase in his salary we
can almost feel the glow of the sou's
ra i sc. Huston t'ou n't r.
"Our baby is awfullv
nice
re
marked Mabel.
It pulled my hair
yesterday, and then cried because I
did." Ilarjur's Youny I'cojih;.
Stranger "Sonny, this Mr. Sawreen
in your village is quite a learned man,
isn't he?" Sonny "Uet he is. Why,
he wears spectacles!" llrookl ' F.aylc.
Mrs. I'lnobiuiiper "What long hair
that college professor has." I 1 -bumper--"Yes.
those are tie- Yale
loeks ou hae heard of." .V. Y. Sun.
It must have been an unsuccessful
philosoph.-r ;t t!se ra 's who lirst re
marked that the wo.i'l "oi:ld better
spare a better man HuHiiiiorr. Anuri-
t .'.'.
Coroner "What was found in the
lead woman's pocket?" Assistant
"Nothing as yet. We've sent for an
expert to find the pocket." llufiitlo
h'.r v.w;.
Van Arndt ' Do you believe second
thoughts are best?" Van Dunso
"Weal I v. ye know, I nevah have them,
liven lirst thoughts are a dooced boah."
.S7. .Joseph Xi j's.
"Seeing a mouse dart across thn
room she screamed murder at the top
I of her voice." "I sumiose that is what
vou would call murder on the high
Cs." 29. Y. 1'rcss.
"I have a iniinue tiling in the book
line," said the poet. "So I have heard."
returned the cynic. "The complete
first edit ion of your own book, is it
n. t ?nIJruokh;n Life.
Teacher "Can any one help Johnny
to linis'i the fourth commandment?"
Small IJov "Yeth'm. And the Lord
j blessed the Thaturday. and made it a
I holiday." Ilrookiyn Life.
! One of the specimens of Italian art
j conspicuous in this country is the
facile dexterity by which short meas
ure is given in a nickel's worth of pea
nuts. lYashinyton Star.
Traveler "Sav, my friend there's
" meat in this sandwich." Waitress
"No?" Traveler "Don't vou think
you'd better give that pack another
shuffle and let me draw again?" Life.
PlumduiT "Has that charming
widow any property?" Ketchum
"Yes. considerable." Plumduff "Keal
estate or personal?" Ketchum "Per
sonal. She has six children." Tid
JJit. "I've got an idea for a play." said
Spivvins. "Well. I'll tell you what to do
with it if vou want your play to suc
ceed." replied Spa wins. "What?"
"Leave the idea, out." Wusiii nylon
S.
IV. inker "How did yu come to leave
your wife in Pari-:.-'' Hill "She
couldn't make up Ik
she wanted a van! oi
r mind whether
a yard and a
wai t i n r. " Cloak-
, ,f , j t; ,
r
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ireeiop-- i nope in .ixe long
e,1,,l!.--' to !hid out what l h'-re is sacred
about a sacred concert." William
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-vim i nai isiooe;is. u u,,- i.a.
Tii
dav
sai
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rs as Well as ;
vhii ei:t u res !
'l!lter hat 1. its ooc
spring. The s.niall I.
on 1 he thin ice r:y !
swamped ihe Imsi.
v"ted in an Ka.-ler
wib?. I'ui i. .
"I don't .- :-e ;:1
:n
oV
I! effect ually j
;id who lias in-
bonnet for his !
inaiMices any
when-
; h.iirowcd I
ii and watch
na." Imlinn-
iiiore ince yo;i tn.u !-.!.'
e cr i waiit n;y i'eeliiie-
j;it go out in I he kiir'l
Mary Ann h.-tndle thech:
t.polis Jouruul.
Cobble -"Hilly Mender
Woil'.d be fll?:!l V. So lie
undertakers lioii to.rg(
t!oiiirht he
. : 1 1 to the
I out in a
shroud." St",
ed?" Cobble
' '.' "
ie - i low
(). thev
was be treat
laid him out."
'..',, -.
"Y.-n don't mean to
Fitz Wi!;:aiii "Y
ay y on were scan
armed woman?"
I out oy aii un
I nistv Rhodes
"What do I care for a gun in the hands
of a woman? Lord. iniu. she had an
umbrella A. Y. Jeru'd.
"Marriage has no! changed him
much." said Mrs. Potts, "liefore we
were married In- would not let me
carry the lightest bundle and he does
not now. He lets me lug the heavy
ones." Indi'inupolis Xetrs.
First Suburban "Hello. Smith! You
are got up regardless. Going to a
wedding?" Second Suburban "No;
I'm goin iu town to try to engage a
cook, and I wish to create a good im
pression." lln rprr's Bazar.
"Johnny, Johnny," said the minis-,,
ter, as he met an urchin on Sunday
afternoon carrying a string of fish.
"Do these belong to you?" "Ye-es,
sir; j'ou see that's what they got for
ehasing worms Sunday." Spare Mo-
m - nts
Mr. Cln-apleigh "I understand tyiss
Anxious ha married an amateur
photographer and that they have gone
to tioiiskeeubnr. Hov rc they crt
ring aiongr" Air. ivnowitau i unocr
stand they have not desired a single
plate." Comic.
Count Poco d'Argento "I called up
on Mr. Caswell this afternoon and
made a formal proposal for his daugh
ter's hand." Interested Friend "Ah,
indeed! And what was the outcome!"
Count Poco d'Argento (sadly) "I
was." JJos.'oii I'otit.
lie "Do you think I aw shall
have a good beard?" I'arber (after
dose inspection) "Pin afraid not, sir."
lie "Am, wcallv. My fawther has
aw very line iieaiM, you know. l!ar
ber "Maybe you take after your
mamma, sir!" Comic.
"It seems to nie that the govern
ment ought to pension all sons of vet
erans who were born since the war."
"Why?" "Think of the risks the poor
boys ran! If their fathers had been
killed they might never have, been
born." JSuJfulo Express.
She "I could have married either
Whipper or Snapper if I'd wanted to,
and both of those men whom I refused
have since got rich, while you are still
as poor as a church mouse." Ib; "Of
course. I've been supporting you all
these years. They haven't." Good
A'lMW.
Female Emancipator "With all our
work, the cause of woman does not
progress. Why is it?" Male Phil
osopher "The- trouble is that iho
pretty girls spend all their time trying
to be brainy, and the brainy girls
spend all their time trying to look
pretty." X. Y. Weekly. '
"Did you ever operate in the stock
exchange?" said the New-Yorker to
his rural relative who was anxious to
try his hand at finance. "I should say
so," was the reply. "Stock exchanges
are right in my line. Why. I'm the
best man at a horse trade in my
ce ' l ii X y . " H 'ush inytou Slur.
The Sold ice Got Kvcn.
In the early days of the civil war the
Maine volunteer regiments were quar
tered at Augusta several weeks after
organization to be drilled ami trained
before going to the front. Many of
the soldiers were young men from the
country, in whose pockets the bounty
money burned as long as it lasted, to
the great advantage of Augusta store
and stable-keepers.
Two soldiers came into a livery sta
ble one morning and asked the pro
prietor how much he would charge for
a team to go to Waterville.
"Six dollars," was the reply.
The bargain was closed and the sol
diers drove off. Toward night they
returned, and one of them stepped in
to the oflice and tendered the proprie
tor !().
"Oh. no!" he exclaimed. "Your bill
is $12."
"How is that?"
"Why, you asked me how much for
a team to take you to Waterville, and
said $0; but you came back, didn't
you? I meant G each way."
The two friends, after a little con
ference, paid the swindler the $12 and
went away without a word.
About a week later a soldier again
appeared at the stable oflice and in
quired: "How much fo'r a team to
Waterville?"
"Six dollars." replied the proprietor,
not recojrnizing the
man
mean
upon whom
he had played so
a trick the
week before.
The soldier took the team and start
ed off. About 5 o'clock in the after
noon he appeared on foot, and walked
into the oflice and said:
"Here's your S'tifor that team I hired
this morning."
"Mat where's the team?" was the as
tonished rejoinder.
"Oh. I only hired it to go to Water
ville, you know. I left it at the hotel
stable down there. It cost me 6 to
bring it back last week, so I thought
I'd return by cars this time. It's so
much cheaper, you see." and he left the
proprietor to his meditations about the
comparative smartness of civilians and
soldiers. Youth's Coiujxtnion.
Iaz.ini's t'oiira.srft.
The famous Italian exile was fore
warned that his assassination had been
planned and the men had been de
spatched to London for the purpose,
but he made no attempt to exclude
them from his house, says an exchange.
One day the conspirators entered his
rooiii and found him listlessly smoking.
"Take cigars, gentlemen.'-' was his in
stant invitation.
Waiting and hesitation on their part
followed.
"Hut yon do not proceed to business,
gentlemen." said Mazii. "I believe
your intention is to kill me."
T he astonished nds-.-n-ants fell on
1 heir knees, and at "length departed
with the generous pardon accorded
them, while a longer pu f!'of smoke than
usual was the only'- malediction seat
at'ier them.
M:y.y.m o'lee. when he wr;
witii hi
where
guards
him.
frieu
i ii an ii:-.. - i ci i v.
his head was forfeited, saw
a pun .-aeiiing t he house to arrest
On their wav up to the door they
:re'i a person sauntering do n toward
t in-ill smoking a cigar.
lb- gave them I he salutation of the
morning, which the Captain returned.
On arriving at the chateau Mazzini
was demanded.
"We well know he is here." said the
chief officer.
"Certainly." said the host, who knew
it was in vain to profess ignorance;
"he was, but is not. It is lie whom you
met; I saw him salute you."
They hail been completely thrown off
their guard by the coolness of the
smoking stranger. Once out of their
sight they knew it was vain to expect
to lay hands on that ubiquitous smok
er, whom no man ever betrayed.
We are told at Pisa, where Mazzini
died, his long, solitary days were pass
ed in reading writing and incessant
smoking. - . , ,
During the fits of delirium in his last
illnesn the incessant smoker fancied be
was enjoying his favorite jerchance,
for a man so abstemious, his only
luxury ami he moved his wan lingers
to and fro as t hough he was putting
a cigar to his lips and taking it away.
ItKSUWdUanaHBHMMMaBMH
Safe and Reliable.
"In buying1 a cough medicine for
children," ways II. A. Walker, a
prominent druggist of Ogdcn,
Utah, "never to be afraid to buy
Chamberlain's Cough kVincdy.
There isnodanger from it and re
lief is always sure to follow. I par
ticularly recommend Cham her Iain's
because I have found it to he safe
and reliable. 2T and aO cent bottles
for Hide by I. (1. Fricke A: Co.
Bucklen's Arnica Salve.
Thk Hkst Sai.vk iu the world for Cut
llruiri-s, or s. Ulcers, Salt KIh-uih. Fcvei
Sort s, Tetter. Chapped Hands, Chilblains.
Corns, and all Skin Eruptions, nd posi
tively cures Piles, or no pay required.
It is gii'imnteed to nivt- satin taction, oi
money refunded. Price 'J cents per box
For sale by F. G. Fricke
Do not confuse the famous Blush
of Koses with the many worthless
paints, powders, creams and
bleaches which are ilooditig; the
market. Get the genuine of your
druggist, O. II. Snyder, 75 cents per
bottle, and I guarantee it will re
move your pimples, freckles, black
heads, moth, tan and sunburn, and
give you a lovely complexion. 1
Electric Bitters.
This remedy is becoming' so well
and so popular as to need no special
mention. All who have used Jilecl
trie Hitters sing the same song of
praise. A purer medicine does not
exist and it is guaranteed to do al
that is claimed. Klectric Bitters
will cure all diseases of the liver
and kidneys, will remove pimples,
boils, salt rheum and other affec
tions caused by impure blood.
Will drive malaria from the systcni
and prevent as well as cure all ma
larial fevers. I 'or cure of headache,
constipation and indigestion try
' Klectric Hitters. ICntirc satisfaction
J guaranteed, or money refuiuhtl.
I Price aOc and $1 per bottle at F. G.
Fricke A: Co's drugstore. ."
A Fcital Wistane.
Physicians make no more fatal
mistake than when they inform pa
tients that nervous heart troubles
come from the stomach and are of
little consequence. Dr. Franklin
Miles, the noted Indiana specialist,
has proven the contrary iu his new
book on "Heart Disease" which may
be had free of F. G. Fricke & Co.,
who guarantee and recommend Dr.
Miles' unequalled new Heart Cure,
which has the largest sale of any
heart remedy in the world. It cures
nervous and organic heart disease,
short breath, lluttering', pain or ten
derness in the side, arm or shoulder,
irregular pulse, fainting, smother
ing, dropsy, etc. His Kestorative
Nervine cures headache, fits, etc.
It Should be in Every House.
J. Ii. Wilson, 371 Clay St., Sharps
burg-. Pa., says he will not be with
out Dr. King's New Discovery foi
Consumption. Coughs and Colds,
that it cured his wife who was
threatened with Pneumonia after
an attack of La Grippe," when
various other remedies and several
phj'sicians had done her no good
Robert Barber, of Cocksport, Pa.,
claims Dr. King's New Discovery
has done him more good than any
thing he ever used for I,ung
Trouble. Nothing like it. Try it
Free trial bottles at F. G. Fricke &
Co's drugstore. Large bottle, 50c
and $1.00.
A Mystery Explained.
The papers contain frequent no
tices of rich, prettyr and educated
girls eloping with negroes, tramps
and coachmen. The -well-known
specialist. Dr. Franklin Miles, says
all such girls are more or less hys
terical, nervous, very impulsive, un
balanced; usually subject to Head
ache, neuralgia, sleeplessness, im
moderate crying orlaughing;. These
show a weak, nervous system for
which there is no remedy equal to
Restorative Nervine. Trial bottles
and n fine book, containing many
marvelous cures, free at F. G. FricKe
A Co's., who also sell and guarantee
Dr. Miles' celebrated New Heart
Cure, the finest of heart tonics. Cures
fluttering.'short breath, etc.
Ccugh Followlngthe Crip
"Many person, who have recovered
from la grippe are now troubled
with a persistent cough. Cham
berlain's cougii remedy will
promptly loosen this cough and
relieve the lungs, effecting- a per
manent cure in a very short time.
and ."0 cent bottle for sale by F.
G. Fricke & Co.
Startling Facts.
The American people are rapidly
becoming a rase of nervous wrecks
and the following suggests, the
best remedy: alpliouso 1 1 unipfling-.
of liutier. Penn. swears that when
his son was spechless from st. Vitus
IVmicc Dr Miles great Restorative
Nerving cured him. Irs. J. L.
r-ijl!c-r of Ya'prai and. J. D. Taohir.
of Logansport. Ind each gained 20
pounds if an taking it- frs. H. A.
Gardner, of Yastulr Hid, was cured
of 4 to .""0 convulsions easy and
much aeadach. tlizzness. boekach
and nervous prostiation by one
bottle. Trial bottle and fine boek of
Nerv ous cures free at F. G. Fricke, &
Co.. who recoinends this unequailed
remedy.
Ely's Cream Balm is especially
adapted as a remeby for catarrh
which is aggravated by alkaline
dust and dry winds W. A. Hover,
Drug-gist, Denver.
IVE Alt D
UIlDEViZL07ED
CondlttaBS Of the human form socceaaf ally treated
to develop, strengthen, enlarge all weak, tnnted.
undeveloped, feeble organs and parts of the body
which have loat or never attained a proper and
nataral else, due to 111 health, abuse, excesses, or
unknown oansos. There Is ssefhed and
enly ene by which this may be accom pliant!.
Increased flow of bioud to any part, prodneed by'
elmpleapDaratna aetlng automatically. creates new
tissue, tone and vigor by the same natural laws as
the Increase of sise and strength of muscle. Don t
be prejudiced because little quackspropose iby silly
means to do the same. INVESTIGATE
There no trap back of oar oflera. Our pay
will come when the public knows clearly tecience
from fraud. Write us for instinct tons, full descrip
tion, proofs, references, etc. All sent you In plain
sealed letter without cost of any kind.
ERIE MEDICAL CO., BUFFALO, IT. 7.
C. MAYKS
COUNTY .SUItVKVtlU
A N i
civil i;ngini:fk
All orders left with tin' county clerk will 1'
promptly sttti-nuVtf to.
OK KICK I. COURT HOUSE,
Plattsmouth, - - Nebraska
PltKJLNK- M0U8K,
217. 21!, 221 and 22.1 Main 8t,,
Plattsmouth - Nebraska
H. LI BON?, Proprietor,
lhe Perkins haa been thoroughly
renoyated from top tc bottoni '
now one of the beat hotels in the state
Boarders will be taken by the week at
14.50 and up.
GOOD BAR CONNECTED
Chamberlain's Eye and Skin
Ointment.
A certain cure for Chronic Soro Eyes
Tetter, Salt Kheum, Scald Head, 01
Chronic Sores, Fever Sores, Eczema,
Itch, Prairie Scratches, Soro Nipples
and Piles. It is cooling and soothing.
Hundreds cf case3 have bcea cured by
it after all other treatment bad failed
It is put up in 25 p.nd CO cent Loses.
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f 3 LVciiiwa, Vuri.. Write i
HASR EiALSAM
l ?arKer:s CriDer 'i'onic. JL curt-w the wur.l Couh,
V.'- zi Kni'i:. I)rliiiiv, lTi(l:f5c-st',n P'i Take in time. iUclx.
1-iFHDli'KGORNS.. The only sin e cure fbrCorr.
CKATE U LC OMFOKTI X G
pa
3M
JiliKAKFAST
"I!y a rliorniisrli ki'Owleflve of t ri nj'ti::-;il
laws which tri'vern the oi;ei:'.tPri f diu'cst'cri
and nutrition, ami ly v carclul n. ileal ion of
the line tiroiietiH 01 well seiec en ' i;oa. Mr.
H)ijs has provided our lr-;ikf;iM tih!e with a
neiieiiTely 11 -vored oeverite wiiioii m.iy five
us many hoavy doctor' hills. 1 1 1 h hy the'judic
ious use of tueh article" of diet ilv t a :on
fiaition may be gradually built up uulil slionir
enounti to "resist e.'ei-' tt-iidency to lise;ise.
Hundreds of suhtl '!;m!m": are fl-.ntin k
around us ready to af tacK ii: r- -r here is a
week point. We may escape manv a iatal
shaft by keeping ourselves weli fortified with
pure hloo i ivtid a properly nourished fiame."
Civil Service tiazette. Madosi .simrly with
boiling water or milk. Sold only tn liulf-pouad
tius. Iv erroeeries. labelled thur:
JAMEs EPPS DO., Homtt'oi.Htb"-iemist;
Lontlou. EllKl3.lit
How Lost! How Regained I
KHOV THYSELF.
Or SELF-PRESERVATION. A new and only
Gold Medal PRIZE ESSAY on NERVOUS and
PHYSICAL ' DEBILITY, ERRORS of
YOUTH, EXHAUSTED VITALITY, PRE
MATURE DECLINE, and ail DISEASES
and WEAKNESSES of MAN. 300 pages, cloth,
gilt; 125 invaluable prescriptions. Only
y mail, donble sealed. Descriptive Prospect
us with endorsements rnrP I TNI")
of the Press and voluntary hHf- I- gnu
testimonials of the cured. 1 1 PIUYY.
Consultation in person or by mail. Expert treatment-
INVIOLABLE SECRECY and CEE
TIV CURE. Addreii Ir. W. H. Pnrker. or
The Peabody Medical Institute, No. 4 Bulunch tat..
Boston, Ma8.
The Peabody Medical Institute has many imi
tators, but no equal. Herald.
The Science of Life, or Self-Preservation, in a
truasure more valuable than cold. Kea l it now,
verv WEAK and NERVOl S man, and liarn to
he STRONG . Jfrdict J.ritic . (Copyrighted-
kS- THE CfllCINRt . SEfl-JIMI.
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? -' : .J.JKevjr I'ails to Pc etci: c (iraji
-? "'.-Vw -Kfclr to its Toutlilul Color. I
x i . Cures sc:ijp li?Eis- 4 hair la.iuj. f
?-; . v. - gi.Mtinl ?l.it l)nit:giis j
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ustan
A Cure for the Ailments of Man and Beast
A long-tested pain reliever.
Its use is almost universal by the Housewife, the Farmer, the
Stock Raiser, and by every one requiring an effective
liniment.
No other, application compares with it in efficacy.
This well-known remedy has stood the test of years, almost
generations.
No medicine chest is complete without a bottle of Mustang
Liniment.
Occasions arise for its use almost every day.
All druggists and dealers have it.
HENRY BOECK
The Leaning
FURNITURE DEALER
AND
undf' akr.
Constantly keci land evtrytbin
you need t T lh your house..
1 I-
CORNER SIXTH AND MAIM 8TBK1ST
Plattsmouth
i
Lumber Yard
THE OLD RELIABLE.
IL A. WATERMAN k SOU
P1HF
blinds
i 52.
'i sujiply evenv (I'-innnd nf tJie city.
C-ill 'iri'l tr-r "i tim. Fourth etr;'t
in r-!ir of o?th lions'!.
LUMBER
For Atchiiison, St. Joseph, Leaveu- f
worth, Kansas City, St. Louis, "iV-?
aud all points north, east - iTW
fcontli or west, .tick
ets sold and hag
jne checked
to any
point
in
the
United
States or
Canada. For
INFORMATION AS TO KATKS
AND ROUTES
Call at Depot or address
II, C. TowxsExn,
G. I. A. St. Louis, Mo.
J. C. I'lIILLll'I'I.
A. G. V. A. Omaha.
II. D. A I 'OA ii. A't., Plattsmouth.
SCKIFFrAHii'S Asthma Cure
Never fails to give Hptant Telicf in tb "worst
cases, aa'J eirf care wor oinr mu.
TfUl Ptt-B KlfcK nf DrtMrrlrto or hj B1L.
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