The Plattsmouth daily herald. (Plattsmouth, Nebraska) 1883-19??, January 04, 1892, Image 3
Y ft A IA ZJ 1 A lVZJA HIS OFFICE IS PUEPAliED WORK, AND DOES IT FOR KEAaON AISLE Pit ICES. IK TOi: A UE lkttlr iikads HILL IIKADS, -------- S T A TKMKX T 5 KWKI.OPKS - SALK HILLS or in met .1113 STATIONARY LINE' CALL HZEKJXjID XV K CAN' SUIT Qtiqi'qqlGG Sqjisfqct'ioiL -0- IFyou wish to succeed in the public know your prices. chant who offers them 'the best (rade wonderfully. Try it. As the most important Campaign for years is Coming upon us every Farmer should ! .De provided witn a gooa live newspaper ma. V.ill kfien them Dosted . r iiuuo iL nit; ua y jl a j. it Republican paper and tyour name on our list. 1 - See our Clubbing list -rs rmblished. -O- HE&LxD IPUBIiISlJsTQ GO. BOl Cor Fifth and Vine St. PLATTSMOUTH -A J.L KEEP CONSTANTLY ON HAND - A Full and Complete line of f:Drugs? Medicines, DRUGGISTS SUNDRIES AND PURE. LIQUORS prescriptions Carefully Compounded at all Hour. Everything to Furnish Your House. AT I. PEARLMAN'S -GREAT MODERN- HOUSE FURNISHING EMPORIUM. ivin- uurchased the J. V. Weckbach store room on south - ..nf n-horo 1 -im nnw .X&lll DUCwb niiviv -- " ' ' r than the cheapest having just put in the largest stocK Vf new o-oods ever brought to f all kinds sold flilvi A . f I. 1 . THE POSITIVE CUKt. SLY BROTHERS. WurSNw Tort. PriBOcts UUXJ 1 A. 1X XJ a TO DO ONLY FIUST-OLASS -o- IN XKKI) OF - POSTERS tiling in the AT THE office, YOU, AS VK your business, advertise People like to trade with it and let the mer- inducements. It might help you 1 -o- on all important crue?- j. j. j 1. o uuni 1 c would be glad to put -f V 1 rx T " niy i.ou a year. with the leading pa- NEBRASKA Paints, and Oils. loc.'iTPd can sen troous encan x the cit y. Gasoline stoves on the installment plan. - PEARLMAN, i: THE TETTIX. Dewy and fragrant wait tho twilight falling Ulon the wido awrap of tho Arrive plain. Uut, fruni the olc;iinlcr co'mmm c:illiu. No nlnht bird voiced Us immemorial pain Vet, clear and sweet, harmonious and win ning Hiir lutermiiiKlintf with melodious bar The tireless teltix with its violining Killed all the uumluwu bilence near and far. And we, who loved the blithe noteof the cricket Kcbi'le the hearth when autuoia days war bleak. Hearing this homelike sound from mead and thicket. Felt iu our hearts a kinship for the Greek. Clinton Scollard in Lipplncott's. ftlad He Had Keen ItlufTed. It's essentially a story of Chicago. A ratlier shabby looking man walked into the oflice and took a chair beside the big desk. "I'm a little hard op," he said, "and if yon could let me have .f 100 for a short time I think it would tide me over." The man behind the desk looked at his caller ami became reminiscent. "Why, I haven't seen you for years," he said. "Let me see! You used to call down at my farm in the old days when I was located near Forty-first street." "Yes," sai'l the caller; "I drove down there one day with a party of friends and filled up with some of your cherry brandy." "I remember it perfectly," said the man behind the desk. "After you had taken u little of it you wanted to buy the farm." "And you wanted $2,000 for it," said the caller. "And you agreed to take it," added the man behind the desk. "I did," admitted the caller, "and you came to my oflice the next da'." "Yes, and you swore you wouldn't take it as a gift." "And yon declared j-ou had witnesses to my agreement to buy." "But you bluffed me off." "I did," admitted the caller. "Well," said the man behind the desk, "I don't mind paying you $200 for bluff ing me off. The farm has made me rich." Chicago Tribune. Men Who Wear Smull IlalH. 1 never saw an earnest worker, or a man who had real and serious duties to perform, who wore a hat too small for him. ilany great 'lawyers and statesmen, cranky but shrewd speculators, popular preachers, and history making generals and editors wear hats too large for them sometimes so large that they act as ex tinguishers and are stopped in their downward course only by the projection of the ears; but I never saw one who wore a hat too small, perched upon the top of his head, Indeed, I might assert 'is a positive and invariable fact that, save? in cases of dire necessity, such as shipwrecks or utter and hopeless poverty, the man who wears a hat too small for him is a silly, frivolous, conceited crea ture, with no serious ideas on any sub ject, and only the most flippant and shal low views of life and its obligations. Even among tramps and vagabonds, the fellow with the "dinky" derby balanced npon his mop of unkempt hair, is the most hopeless wreck among his class; while there is always a gleam of intelli gence, a spark of hope, in the tramp whose hat is too large for him. Kate Field's Washington. Never Heard of Him. Telegraphers' stories are unique some times, and they do not hesitate to. tell them to one another. It is said that the operators in New Haven, having always lived there, seldom hear of anything be yond the limits of the city and their oper ating rooms. The fact waa illustrated recently when an operator in New York remarked to the man he was working with in New Haven that Parnell had just died. "Who?" was the inquiry. "Parnell," was the reply. After a short interval, during which, it is supposed, the New Haven operator was in conference with somebody, this message was sent: "If you mean P. T. Barnum, we heard that long ago, but no one knows who Parnell is." Telegraph Age. New Alloys. Two new alloys for making boring and ntting tools have been invented in Eng- and. The metal equals steel in hardness md temper, and does not lose its temper ivhen heated by friction. The alloys con sist of pig iron, ferro-manganese, chromi um and tungsten in proper proportions, melted together in crucibles under stick charcoal and calcined borax. This com pound is then remelted with bar iron and proportions of nickel, copper and alumin ium are added. It is then cast in sand molds. New York Times. Stage, Coach Dreams. Losses are presaged by a dream of rid ing in a stage coach. If you run after one you will be out of employment for a long season. To see one pass will rid you or troublesome mends, if you are in a stage coach and it turns over with out injuring yon, you will be lucky in your speculations, but if you dream that yoa are killed by the fall you must ex pect misfortunes. New York Herald. The Matching Habit. A woman brought a small sugar coated pill into a South End drugstore the other evening and wanted a box of pills just like them, under the impression that matching pills was as simple a matter as matching ribbons. Springfield Home stead. In appearance the ordinary truffle is about the size of a walnut, with a rough, ' brown, . warty surface! closely akin to the potato, which it likewise re sembles in consistency, though not in color. The largest building that ever was erected was the ' machine gallery at the Paris exhibition, which was exactly a quarter of a mile in length, with a span of 360 feet. Pope never could compose well with out first declaming for some time at the Itop of his voice, and th us rousing his J nervous system to its fullest activity. An Iuvltble Conflict rend lag-. Today, as yesterday, as tomorrow, and as for a long time to come-, the situation of France and Germany forms the great subject of anxiety which is imposed upon the meditation of all European statesmen. At no other point is it fore seen that war can break out. Russia has great ambitions and Italy has strong de sires, but Russia is for years doomed merely to cherish ambitions, for she can not realize them single handed, and it does not depend npon her to provoke a general war, which would be one result of her combined action with France; while as for Italy, she will never venture to jflve the signal of war, for if she did she would be left to herself and would be speedily crushed. It could be solely an the result of a general war that Italy coald obtain her share, and in the pres ent F4tte of her alliances she could take that share only from France, so that a general war alone could procure it for her, inasmuch as, if she were left single handed, she would not be able to over come France. Neither Austria nor England dreams of war. It is therefore still, as tventj years ago, France and Germany who could occasion war; because, whatever may be alleged, whatever may be pro claimed or whatever may be concealed, these two nations desire war war, first l "r its own sake, and next for the rest; Hi. I if, in order to have done with this everlasting Franco-German nightmare, Europe could now promise to fold her arms, and afterward to intervene merely as arbiter, war would break out to-morrow between France and Germany, for the fatality of war haunts and overrides both nations. De Iilowitz in Harper'a J're-evolu tioimry Errors. Most of the shortcomings of the old method of historical writing resulted from the fact that the world was looked nt from a statical point of view, or as if a picture of the world were a series of de tached pictures of things at rest. The human race and its terrestrial habitat were tacitly assumed to have been al ways very much the same as at present. )ne Tge was treated much like another, and when comparisons were made it was after a manner as different from the modern comparative method as alchemy was different from chemistry. As men's studies had not yet been turned in such a direction as to enable them to appreciate the immensity of the results that are wrought by the cumulative action of minute causes, they were disposed to attach too much importance to the catastrophic and mar velous; and the agency of powerful in dividuals which upon any sound theory must be regarded as of great importance they not only magnified unduly but rendered it unintelligible when they Bought to transform human heroes into demi-gods. It thus appears that the way in whicb ! our forefathers treated history was part and parcel of the way in which they re garded the world. Whether in history or iu the physical sciences, they found themselves confronted by a seemingly chaotic mass of facts with which they could deal only in a vague and groping manner and in small detached groups. Professor John Fiske in Popular Scienc Monthly. "Oclooa Boiled In Molasses." George Washington, while attending a swell reception at Newport, noticed that the daughter of hi3 host. Miss Ellery, was suffering from a severe sore throat and could not speak above . a whisper: General Washington, observ ing this embarrassment of his youthf ul hostess, said to her: "Miss Ellery, you seem to be suffering very much; what is the matter?" Miss Ellery told him the cause of her trouble, upon which the general said to her: "I suffer very frequently from a sore throat and take a remedy which I find very useful, and which I would recom mend to j'ou were I not sure you would not take it." "But I am sure," replied Miss Ellery, that I would take any remedy that General Washington would propose." "Well, then," said the general, "it is this onions boiled in molasses. It has cured me often." Miss Ellery took the remedy and, of course, was cured. Exchange. Some Rare Old China Pitchers. The naval battles and heroes of the tvar of 1S12 furnished many subjects for use in decorating pitchers, and some bear inscriptions far from flattering to English vanity. With the portraits of Perry are the words of his famous dis patch, "We have met the enemy and they are ours." With Lawrence, his dying words, "Don't give up the ship." With the likeness of Decatur, who cap tured the Macedonian, "Free Trade, Sailors' Rights." Then quickly met oar nation's eyes The noblest sight in nature. A first class frigate aa a prize Brought back by brave Decatur. With Commodore Bainbride, of the Constitution (Old Ironsides), are his words, "Avast, boys, she's struck." The old ballad says: On Brazil's coast she ruled the roast When Bainbridge was her captain Neat hammocks gave, made of the wave. Dead Britons to be wrapped in. Alice Morse Earle in Scribner's Queen Mary's Lapdog. Mary Queen of Scots had a favorite lapdog, which is said to have been present at the execution of its poor mistress in Fothenngay castle. After, the royal lady had been beheaded the faithful creature refused to leave her dead body and had to be carried out of the hall by force. At that period lapdogs were the pets of men as well as of women. Dr. Boleyn, a relation of the unhappy Queen Anne Boleyn, owned one "which," as it is written,, "he doted on." Anne once asked him to grant her one wish and in return he should have whatever he might desire. Knowing his affection for the dog, she begged it of him and of course the doctor had nothing to do but to give it to her. "And now, madam " he 6aid, "you promised to grant my request." I will," quoth the quen. "Then, pray you, givt me my dog again. Exchange. Earing jail breaking. DAVE PADDOCK'S REMARKABLE CAPE FROM JOLIET. An Almost Superhuman Display of tenuity i:xer'ined by a Convict to Orl Out of Priaon Working a Few Mlnulff at a Time for Over Two Veuri. A pection of iron bar was cut from the cell door of Dave Paddock by that n doubtable knight of the dark lantern and "jimmy" on the occasion of his sen sational escape from Joliet. For ovi r two years Paddock has schemed an 1 worked to effect his purjx8e. Ilewm sent up from Hock Island on an eight year term, and was placed at work vi one of the shoeshops, where durit eyery minute of the working hours in the shop he was constantly under t; .i watchful eye of his keeper. There w.-is not the least chance to plan an escape from the shop. But, not daunted at this, he determined to find some meana of getting out of his cell at night. To fully appreciate the difficulty c:f cutting out of a cell it must be reim-iu-bered that three times every hour during the night, at irregular intervals, a guard wearing padded slippers called "hii.-.i shoes" by the convicts makes his rounds, peering into each cell to make sure that all are secure and in bed. Paddock (irst appropriated a couple of thin bladed shoe knives from his shop, aud, concealing them from the guard, took them to hi.i cell, where, by using one as a file, h converted the other into a fine steel saw. Then by slow degrees he collected a large amount of shoe thread from the saire shop, with which he braided the rope. All this required months of stealthful work, but in the course of time he had a slender, strong rope, fully fifty feet iti length. This he kept carefully hidden in the mattress of his bed. Next he began sawing the bars on hit door a little at a time. Night after night ne watched for the passing of the guard, and as soon as that official was beyond hearing distance he would cut a little and then fill up the space with black wax, which he had also obtained from the shoeshop, so that the prying eyes of the guard could not discover by daylight that the door had been tampered with. When the bar had been cut through he carefully wedged it back into place with small iron staples and bits of lead. REMARK ABLE CLEVERNESS. He could now get outside of his cell, but the hardest work was j-et to be done. His cell was located high up on th third tier, some sixty feet away from the tower door through which he hoped to make his way. Watching his chance, when the night guard was on the op posite side of the block of cells, he re moved the bar from his door, crawled through the opening, and with all the agility of a cat climbed down the railing from tier to tier, ran across the corridor to the tower door, and, with a piece of shoemaker's wax, took an impression of the lock, regaining his cell before the guard appeared on that side of the cell house. By careful working he made a key out of lead pipe that a plumber had dropped near his workbench in the shop. Sev eral trips from his cell to the tower door were made during the next few weekt before his key would fit, and then it took him some time to get togethe: enough material to make a "dummy" to put in his bed to prevent his absence being discovered before he could get be yond reach. On the very day that he intended to make his escape, while re turning from the shop to his cell, he slipped upon an icy stairway and badly sprained his ankle. This almost dis couraged him. His months of anxious toil had come to naught. His scheme would surely be discovered. After three weeks in the prison hospital he was sent back to work, and wrhen he reached his cell that evening was overjoyed to find that his rope, key and "dummy" were still safely concealed in the mattress, and everything as he had left it. ESCAPE AND CAPTURE. Another week elapsed before his ankle would permit his making the attempt. The night came, however, and along about midnight he was safe inside the tower. A single iron bar still stood le tween him tind freedom, and it would take long hours of hard work to cut through it. Just as daylight began to break the bar gave way. The rope now came into good use, and with its aid he slipped down upon the prison lawn and hurried away to the wood3 that line the bluffs east of the prison. Here he found a thicket or underbrush where he lay hid all that day, and when darkness came again he got away. His absence was not discovered from prison until the guard went to unlock his cell in the morning. This was with out doubt the cleverest escape that had taken place at Joliet, and stamped Pad dock as a genius. Extraordinary efforts were made for his recapture. Large rewards were offered, and his descrip tion was cast broadcast. A year later it was discovered that Paddock had a mis tress in Chicago. A watch was set on her house for several weeks, and sure enough one night Paddock put in an ap pearance. Captain Simon O'Donnell, of the police department, had the place surrounded and the daring convict was again in the toils. : He was taken back to his old quarters at the prison, where he finally completed his sentence, not, however, until he had tried several other schemes for escape, but he was too closely watched to ever again succeed. Joliet (Uls.) Letter. Use, for an Old Fashioned Caster., , If you happen to have among the fam ily silver an old. fashioned caster, don't frown at it uncompromisingly and won der if it "can't be melted . np into some thing useful." Take it down from ita out of the way nook and unscrew the long handle which holds the cruet frame. This will leave when taken out as hand some a table jardiniere for ferns and flowers as your soul can desire, with the trifling addition of a tin basin, which any tinsmith will fit inside. New York Times. A National E vent. The holding of the World Knir iu ;i city nciirtcly fifty yearn old will li ji rt'inai kaldtr cvrnt, hut whether it will really hrnclit this nation a much as the litcovrry of the Restorative Nervine hy lr. Fnmkliu Milcw is!ouhtful. ThiH in jiiHt what the American people neel to cure their ext ensive iici'Vou.-iienH, dyspepsia, headache, li..inesrt, slccplessiies, neuralgia, nervous Ie hility. dullness, confusion of mind, etc. It acts like a charm. 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