Kconotuy la Cigar.
A well known bainew man walked
into acinar "tore the other morning and
took ont two coins. One was a dollar
and th other a half loI;ir. 11 laid
Cheni both down on the -hk and pnintl
to a box of imported 'cigars. Haying,
"Oite me a dollar's worth of thim.
The clerk handed them out and the buy
er laid the six that be wanted in a row
along the cam.
Then he taid to the clerk. "(Jive me
""half a dollar's worth of any good five
cent cisar." The clerk did a he was
tad, and the five center were laid aliii!
in a row alto. The gentleman th:i
took the row of Imported cig;tri and cut
the fiids off of them all Then he mixed
the five centers and the twenty center
together and put them all into lnse.i
wu:ioiiH vest pocket.
A friend who was standing near and
who had watched the ojieration with ;i
irod deal of enrionity. Paid. "Where
fore? "Siu)ly this, my ioy." rejil:-!
the man addroned. "I am in a biiMiiesn
where I have to give away a good many
cigars. I am a man who likes a g'o.l
cigar. I cannot afford to give away the
kind of cigari that I nmke myself. mi 1
lny a day's Kupply and cut the ends off.
Then I buy n ime cheap ones.
"When it is necenary for tne to give
away a cigar I pull out a handful atil
offer one to the frsoii, whoever he may
be. He thinks that the ones with the
ftids cut off I have had in my month
ami takes one of the. cheap ones, where
by I save a good many dollars in the
course of a year and also keep myself on
good terms with the people to whom it
,js necessary to give cigars." Rochester
.Democrat and Chronicle.
How to IIhiuIIm 4,mi.
Having lieen asked by friends fre
quently for advice for their hoys in
handling guns. I send you a digest of
same:
Kmpty or toaditd. never Kint a gut
toward your--lf or any other person
When a-tield. carry your gun at the
half cock. If in cover, let your hand
shield the hammers from 'whipping
twigs.
When riding from oner hooting ground
to another, or whenever yon have yonr
gnn in any conveyance, remove the cart
ridges, if a breech loader, it leing so
easy to replace them. If a muzzle load
er, remove thecaps. brush off the nipples
aud place a wad on each nipple. letting
down the hammers on wads simply re
moving cajw sometimes leaves a little
fulminate on the nipple, and a blow on
the hammer when down discharges it.
.Never draw a gun toward you by the
barrels.
.More care is necessary in the use of a
pun in a loat than elsewhere, the limited
space, confined action and uncertain 1110
tion making it dangerous at the best. If
possible no more than two persons
should occupy a boat. Ilamtnerless guns
are a constant danger to persons boat
ing.
Always clean your guns thoroughly as
oon as you return from a day's sport,
tio matter how tired you feel. The con
seqneiice of its always tieing ready for
service is ample return for the few inm
ates irksome labor. Forest and Stream.
A I of Rattrfll.
Mnnich has been invaded by an enor
mous army of butterflies. - Millions of
the species known as "nonnenschraetur
linse" attacked the city a few uights
ago, attracted, as is supposed, by the
brilliancy of the electric lights. The
walls of the houses before which elect i ic
lamps were fixed . were literally covered
with the butterflies. In several place
they forced their way through the door
and windows and flattered around v.
lights. In the Cafe Kaiserhof and thu
Loewenbran-Keller the intensity of tiie
light fascinated such swarms of the but
terfly "nuns that the devotees of Kiuc
Gambrmas found their huts and clothe
so Vhickly coated with the intruders that
they hurried oat and left the invaders in
IMjKsession. In some places the lamp
were darkened by the mass of butterflies
clinging around them. St. dames G.i
zette.
Where Cup Art Made.
New York furnishes headgear for
nearly tune-tenths of the American
heads that wear caps. Perhaps the in
habitants of this town think they nave
seen a good many yachting caps within
the past few weeks, but as a matter of
fact the vogue of the yachting cap has
only just" begun. It came from Europe.
took the Atlantic coast by storm and is
now sweeping westward toward the Pa
cific. Thousands of girls that never saw
navigable water will presently be look
ing sancily forth from -beneath this
sailor headgear. Comparatively few caps
of any sort are sold in the east. Nearly
all of them go beyond the Alleghanies
and a few are sent as far as the Sand
wich islands. New York World.
New Tork'n Army of Dependent.
Did yon ever stop to think how large
is New York's standing army of depend
ents, and what persons, under the com
missioners of charities and correction.
constitute it? According to the last re
port tv the commissioners the total
number of disabled, infirm, demented.
minor or delinquent persons under pub
lic charge in the workhouse, city hos
pitals, almshouses, jails, insane asylums
and on Blackwell s island amounted.
wBeu the hist census of them was taken.
to 13.34j Of the number included in
the last report 5.K04 were at the time in
public asylums under city care, 3.134 tn
city hospitals. I.G'itt in the workhouse
1.517 in the almshouse and 1.375 in jails
and prisons.
This takes into account merely those
under the care of the city authorities
and maintained wholly at public ex
pense. This item of municipal disburse
ment amounts to about $2,000,000 a yeai
or (5.000 a day. Six hundred thousand
dollars a year are paid for salaries and
wages, $1.3(M.uK for supplies, and the
rest for transiortatioh. buildings, rentals
and repairs. New York Sun.
IWflUNQTOlf MISSOURI RJTX.1 R. ft.
y TIME TABLE. y '
OK DAILY PA8SEN(iBK TKAINH
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MISOt'itI PACIFIC ItAILTTAV
TIME
CAKI.
I.eave....
N-. .W4 ArooniO'latluu
No.:si ariivrs
Train daily except Sunday
. 4 ;00 p.
Ml.
III.
SI :llKT SOCIETIES
TTNHJI1IS OH" l'VIMA? Caiinth-t Li'df
fx no. 47 Mi'el-every liie-tny evening
it their 1 II in I'arineie f raitf iii.-k. aii vib
Itim? kni''its are oidl i Iv tnv led to attend
V. O. Marshall. '. C. ; ti I'ovey. K. K. H.
TTi lTli; MKN'KI HKI.VTIoN ASSOCIATION
i U ut-rii:in bl k "ain street, lioeinn
.ipeii fr 111 y :: a in tn 8 p t For men on'y
UosL,el meet lit every tSuiulsty alternoon at
o'eook .
n lT. v a. MeeiH first anl third Prilay
eve. ilnirH f pa'li inoiilh Htti. A It. Hall
in IJo kwook 1 1 k. Frank YeriuHyea, Jvl. W.
I), V Fuel Hole. Kecoruer.
'O
o
JOE
O'
o
THE LEADING AMD ONLY OKE PRICE CLOLHIER
IS WAITING FOR YOU.
hall 111 Cockwi.i.dlilook
r. 1', hrown. Keaonier.
84 -Mfi-lN teciiiil and leurlli
K. J. Meipaii. M w.
. IT W. No
Kriii:iv ' vituids in the mouth a . A. I
JOE
IS waiting to show you his new goods
and o let you know how cheaD thev
can be bought.
DOVAl. AKCAN'AM rai-x c
fc Mntf at the K. if P
:n licll lir-l.
hall in th Paimi'le &
rri block ever Hei.iieil t lutle, vising
lirethren iuviled Henry llerohl. Urgent ;
'Dins ailnifi. SecTeiorv. ,
ih llincK. Nil. t4fi. I.O. O. K. meets ev-
rv Tn, ,!-.. v niL ht hi their hall in Kitzueraltt
r!;k-. All (Kid Fellow are cordially 'i.vitpd
-. Htien.l len visitii ii in the city. J Cwry.
N. ! S. W. ISndjte. Secretaiy.
In hi
HAS THE LARGEST A 1ST ID BEST STOCK
ft line in uahS uounrw ion wi not h n tu ti p uh,,,..,. w..c
cniro when you take quality and price in eonenJeration.
Ch
PK.ACKS OF WORSHIP.
it.
S 11 par In Ten or Coffee.
If wo drop a lump of sugar into a cup
of tea we find that it takes a consider
able time to mt-lt if allowed to remain
at the liottom of the vessel, but if we
hold it up in a spoon near the- surface of
the liquid it dissolves away much mort
speedily. This arise from the sugar, as
it melts, rendering the portion of the
beverage containing it heavier. The
sweetened part, therefore, descends,
leaving the' ngar constantly in contact
vrith unsweetened or only partially
sweetened tea. and. in fa
circulation of finid is promoted nntil the 1
whole is dissolved. j
"When the sugar is placed or permitted ;
to lie at the bottom of the cup. it dis- i
.solves nntil the layer of food next it is j
thoroughly sweetened or saturated, when
v'it practically ceases to dissolve any fnr-
v,ther, the sweetened and heavier stratum
t ""above it acting for a considerable time.
until the law of diffusion comes gradu
I ally into play, like an impervious cover-
intfiu keeping back the lighter unsweet
,'pl fluid above. Hence the reason also
1ti.stirring, in breaking up the satn
.lief iayer aud allowing access to the
We rened portion, is so effectual in
Jignity, tbout the uniform sweetening
tne conuitvlOI1 Tit-I3its.
tinder tliei
ICa Siav.fe,; Geoirrln'n HiiHbaud
age of
glass
iwsmin, l.-Hrlii HiiHbaud.
f (reoffrin married, at the
io'nrteeir,"l. Geoffrin. a wealthy
. tnapufactnVe.r and lieutenant colonel of
the National ""(3-nard. His duty as hus-
band seerns to have been to provide the
funds for her social campaigns and to
watch over the details of the menage. It
is related of him that some person gave
"Vm a history to read, nd when he asked
Vr the successive volumes, regularly
''ned off upon him the first, as if it
Tiew. At last he was heard to say
Che thought the author "repeated
jAt a little."
j book printed in double columns he
Si straight across the page, remarking
"it seemed to be very good, but was
r .er abstract." One day a visitor in-V-ed
after the pilent, white haired old
Vman wno w,w m ne uaoit of sit
Jkhe head of the table. "Oh. he
.,V husband." replied Mine. Geoff
y efore he died. San Francisco
U
Made Ilim Kidictiloiii.
A g-xl story of General Sheridan wai
Kid me the other day by a Mexican
gentleniiu, an intimate friend of ths
srreat northern soldier in his lifetime.
One day, calling on the commander of
the army at his office in Washington, hi
found him at his desk, his feet incased
m slippers and his shoes democratically
placed on top of the desk. While the
general was apparently absorbed in some
writing, the Mexican gentleman, who
thought some servant had left the war
rior's shoes in the wrong place, took his
caue and gentlv deposited the shoes on
the door
The next day the Mexican gentleman
called again on Sheridan and found him
at his desk, shoes on top as before. The
plite resident of the tropics began once
more removing the shoes to the floor.
when all at once Sheridan roared out:
'Don't you do that again, sir! You
1 mil Ita fniUitnlAnu .ji r-1
: ..1 1 . . .
x oeg your paruon, general, dui now
have I made yon ridiculous?"
w uy, sir. sam onenuan, still an
noyed, "yesterday, sir, I went out to
walk after you had called on me. I was
ueariug the White House when 1 noticed
a gentleman looking at me intently
Soon he addressed me, saying, 'Excuse
me. general, but aren't you afraid of
catching cold?" 'Why, sir, no, not that
1 know of. what's the matter, sir?"
Well." said the gentleman, it is very
damp and you are going about in your
shpiiere!' I tell 3-ou, sir. said Sheridan.
addressing his Mexican mend, "you
made me ridiculous. It is my habit, sir.
to put my shoes on my desk where I can
not fail to see them, so 1 may not forget
to put them on. and, confound it, sir.
you come around here with your notions
of propriety and send me around town
in my slippers, sir!" Boston Herald.
Catholic-St. Paul's Church, ak. between
Fifth mi i.l Sixth. Father Ca'ney. Pastor
Services : V-i.ss at s .-na 10 a. m. Sunday
ychoo! at 2 :.";. with benetlictioi..
Christian. Corner Locust and Fiirhtli Sts.
services moriiiiii' a nil i-veninir. Elder .). K.
Iteed. a.Nlor Mimlay School 10 a. m.
Episcopal. St. Luke's Church, corner Third
:nni ViiiH. Rev 11 B. Huruessi. pactor. Ser
vices : 11 A. M a d 7 :IP M. Sunday School
at 2 P. M.
Rkkmax Mkthoihst. :irner Sixth St and
llrimite. Kev. Ilirt. I'at-tor. hcrv ices : 11 a. M.
and 7 :ai !. M. Souriy School 10 :30 a m.
1'KKMtVTKKi an. erviees in new church. er
i.cr Sixth iiiid Ci-Hintc stc. Uev. J. T. lairrt.
i.Mntiir. suiidav-c nol at;:; Preaching
tit 1 1 :i in. Mllll S II III.
1lnV li. S. C. E of i his church mrptu eveiy
S:ilihAih eveiiinn at ' :1." in Hie haseinei l of
thecl ucih. All are invited to attend thcKe
iiiec)int;s.
KutsT Mktiioiist. Sixth St.. betwen Main
p;lrl Kiv .1. 1. M Buckner nastor.
servicei" : It a. m.. 8 :ki p. m. Minda richool
9 A . m. Prayrmeeti. g Wednesday even-
injr. ... .
(inaiAX I'Kvsp.YTF.MiAN. corner 3iam aim
Ninth. Kev V itte. DasuT. bervices usual
hours. Sunday .-cliool 9 :30 A. M.
SwF.KinsR i oNiKKOATioNAU-iranite, oe-
tweei: Fifth and Sixth.
Colohku Baptist. Mt. Olive, t'ak. Detween
lenlh a:id Eleventh. Kev. A. lioewen. pas
tor. SeivP-es 11 a. m. und 7 :30p. m. I rayer
meetinc Wcttuesday eveninit.
Viii'xd Mux's Christian Association
liiKHiisin -. afeniiaiililocK.aiani si reel, uos-
,il niwtinir for nifii onlv. everv SnirdHy hf-
teriioon at 4 o'clock, lsoonif open, week days
from s:30 a. in. to a : 30 p.m.
.. ... , n.
rvi"l u I'AI. K lAI'.K tXAIXK. UCV. .1. ill.
Wiiib . i M.s-or. Sel vices: hllicnv ncnooi.
10 a. in. : i reach ii'ir. 11 a m. ami p. in. :
prayei meeting Tuesday night ; choir prac
tice ridy night. All are welcome.
JO K
'IS Ml
Only buys the lt makes and latest novel tie
CLOTHING AND FURNISHING GOODS
II ATS, CAPS ETC.
And if you are looking1 for u reliable place to trade give JOE a trial.
OPERA HOUSE CORNER,
PLATTSMOUTH.
We have Polcl.Klv's Cream JJalm
about three years, and have re-
rnmnieiK fd its nee in more tlian a
hundred snecial cases of catarrh.
The unanimous answer to our in
quiries is, "It s the best remetiy tnat
1 nave ever useu. uur experienee
is, that wnere parties cominueu us
use. it never fails to eure. J. II.
Montg-omery, & Co., DrufflTiS'ts. lie-
corah, Iowa.
When I beran u&mir k.iy s t.reani
Ualmmv catairh was so bad I had
headache the whole time and dis
chartred a larare amount of filthy
matter. That has almost entirely
disappeared and have not had head-
, t . . . . v .
acii e scieuce.-j. DuiiiiiifiKicpinicj .
C onn.
TAKE II IK
HARNESS
HARNESS,
FRE D G ORDER
The only Implement dealer who lias nmde a success in Casn County
Sraltopit In Maine.
'scallop from Meant Desert has
t r of nine yiehps. and the edibl
'.will weih ten ounces. How
- scallop takes to grow before
' maturity does not seem to be
'it it is bfclieveil to be of age at
h year. The molltifk, with
???;mi!. is tKt chainetl like the
rock. 1 1 enjoys locouaotiou.
1 Ttiue?.
' 8m oiler An Crul.
mU?uxe of the Malay ttibes any
iy suddenly meet a relative
. friend greets him by ninff-
hira. rery much a a bi
' -ijrht do with a tranj;e
TKer In New York Epoch,
Pronounced Honeless . Yet Saved.
From a letter written by Mrs. Ada
K. Hurd of Oroton, I)., we quote:
"Was taken with a bad cold, which
settled on my lunjrs. cough set in
and finally terminated in consump
tion. Four doctors gave me up iy-
in r I could live but a short time. I
crave myself up to my Saviour, de
termined if I could not stay with
my friends on earth. I would meet
mv absent ones aoove. i'ly nus-
band was advised to get Dr. King's
New Discovery for consumption.
coughs and colds. I gave it a trial.
tookin all eight bottles; it lias cured
me and thank God I am now a well
and hearty woman." Trial bottles
frpp at V. n Frirki &. Co.'s drillT
store, regular size. 50c. and $1.00.
in tne ponce court to-day Anna
Luce was tried on a charge of
drunkem'ss, plead guilt v and was
fined $o and cost, in default of pay
ment of which she was sent to jail.
We have received, a nice line of
pattern hats and would be pleased
to show them u the ladies ot .Flatts
moiith and vicinity. We have . se
cured liss llemple as trimmer,
i tf Tucker Sister.
To Coal Consumer.
All those that do not settle
their last season's coal bills with
me by the 10th of Oct. next will not
expect to have any accomidations
from me this season of course.
Office and yards 404 South Third
street. Telephone. 13.
I always try to have a full line of
all grades of coal on hand.
tf Timothy Cukk.
Plattsmmith, Sept. 22, IStU.
Ely's Cream Halm is especially
adapted as a remedy for catarrh
which is aggravated by alkaline
dust and dry winds. W. A. Hover.
Druggist, Denver.
Jly catarrh was very uau. for
thirty years I have been troubled
with it have tried a number of
remedies without relief. A drug
gist advised Ely's Cream Balm. I
have used only one bottle and I can
say I feel like a new man. I "make
this voluntary statement tnat
others may know of the Balm.
J. W. Nathewson, (Lawyer), Paw
tucket, R. I.
For Atchinsoii. St. Joseph. Leaven
worth, Kansas City. St. Louis,
and all pointsiorth, east
south or west. Tick
ets sold and bag
gage checked
t o a n y
point
in
S t a tes or
Canada. For
INFORMATION AS TO RATKS
AND ROUTES
Call at Depot or address
H, C. Towxsexi),
G. P. A. St. Louis, Mo.
J. C. PillLUPPl,
A. G. P. A. Omaha.
H. D. AwiAK. Agt., Plattsmouth.
Telephone. 77.
THE
IN TERN AT I O NAL
TYPEWRITER
o
THE best of harness, both double and single may be found at my
store and everything in the harness line also buggies and carriages
which are first-class in every respect, being the lightest, strongest and
easiest riding vehicles on earth.
-o
Window
Barrett's
glass at'
Brown &
tf
"I'll do It."
While T think of it, I'll go down
and pay that little bill I owe George'
ass. it should have been paid a
year ago. I understand he s out
collecting. I owe him for repairing
and also for jewelry." "Yes. vour
little account with me must be paid
by the 15th of October, 1891 must
be paid in full to date. .; If not. you
ana l win nave trouble. .
; ' Geo. W. Vass.
Fi ft h-st. Jeweler."
That HackingCough can sonuiok-l DETGCTIVE
13' cured oy fenilolrs-- cure. We
guarantee it. For Saie by E. G.
Fricke and O II Snyder. .1
Reduced Rates
The B. & M. will sell tickets on the
certificate plan at the rate of om
and one-third fare for the round
trip, as follows:
To Kansas City, Mo.. Oct. 20-23. on
account of the annual meeting of
the American Public Health Asso
ciation.
Mt. Pleasant, la.. Oct. 23-2.1. annual
meeting of the . M. C. A.
St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 22-25. annual
meeting Brotherhood of St. Andrew:
Waverly, la., Nov. 10-12. annual
convention Iowa Butter and Egg
Association.
Dee Moines, laannual convention
Iowa State Farmers Alliance. '
A strictly flrsi waw ua:hiiie. fully warra.i
ed. Made irom the very best maienal b
(killed workmen, and with the best tools V.i
have ever been devised for tne purpose. v a
ranted to do nil that can be reasouabiy ex
pected of the very bet typewriter extant
Caible of writing IS' words ner minute oi
more according to the ability oi the operate
WE WANT A MAN in
evt rv locality to act us
at irl v letertlve under our intruotiin.
aturtena mn tor parririilaie. v-iI.HI(iTiiV
DKTKCTIVK AGKXCY. box 7S7. Mir vlnrM.
Io.v - V- t .'. r ...
ft 18
-"VOU
If there w uo agent ill yodr t-wn addre-x tb
manufacture. , -
Tllli FAKIKU
Agents wanted
i HfiahA. V,
-F.; B. rtKEl.EMIHE, Ag.nf
I .incolu. Nt
I
ALSO have a large lot of Schutler, Moliue, Bain and .Sterling
Spring wagons, road carts, and plows of all discripliou.
wagons
Plattsmouth - Nebraska
SPEOIAIL
IN OUR CO 31 P LET E STOCK OP
. . We give you the following deep cut in prices: '
Ladies Fine Glazed Dotigoly $2.25 shoes red need to
Ladies Dongola Kid Flexible $2.50 shoe reduced to ' -
Ladies Best Dongola $3.00 shoes reduced to- - . -
Ladies Hand Turned best Dogola $1.00 shoe reduced to - -
FOB. THIRTY DAYS 01TLY
"Xfl.75
2.10
21)
3.50
We have a great many other
sample lots
off "ring at
of odd sizes that, we
if,
In orde' edyce our ehyk to aieet Of '
We also har
prices. , Don't f
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