FREAKS OF SMUGGLING. QUEER ARTICLES SENT BY MAIL FROM THE OTHER SIDE. Wm-aen Find It Difficult to Kcaiat tha Dvatra to Briug In IraainLa Kra of Duty ropl Who Are in Other Ita pMU Hoaaat. Chut tl (Jo-rerumant. Women are especially susccptiblo tu tlie -nticeu:enta of smuggling. It has been said that no woman can resist the temptation to make an effort to carry goods tmbjec-t to lnty past a custom house officer, and it is a ntatement male by certain official in the customs service that if every pii.snger on Ixiard incom ing ocean steamers were thoroughly anl completely Hearched an he might be, it in proljablo that not one out of fifty wouM le found to liavn resisted the al lurements of just a trifling bit of smug gling to all romance to the homo com ing. Oftentimes such carrying in of dutiable goods is merely inadvertence, kick of knowledge or oversight. Presents bought for the "dear ones at home" have btn-n overlooked when an es timate v;t made of the dutiable goods and were oidy recalld to memory when found by the customs officer. Many a name high in kociety and well known in religious, financial or professional circles has leii ujK)ii the bix-ks of the sixcial treasury ag-nt"s office, but it is a fact worthy of note, and which reflects much credit upon the department, that such matters are kept as secret as any jKrtion of the work. "There is no necessity," said a man who had made smuggling the study of liu life, :md who is employed by the custom house, "for dragging these legal and governmental skeletons-in-the-closet into the light of day. Oftentimes it is a sad fact that they have iccurred, and for our own satisfaction (for we are, withal, at times, men of some sensibilities) we prefer to let them drop and remain un mentioned. Then, again, there may be certain arguments used of a more or less persuasive value which would naturally induce the inspector to give as little pub licity as possible to the details of thecase. A CURIOSITY IN BOOKS. I do not mean by this to imply that ... : . f 1 1 ....... ;.. ;n ... . . . . . , . ..n lilt; l MJlll u ut uiiut'ij 1:5 ha iuc isj uiljr , wxtotit. Tliis fai-t mav nut he due to original lack cf sin, but it is true, never theless, although honesty is enforced to M certain degree by the remembrance of the previous good record of the special treasury agent's department." Perliaps the most novel and popular form of amusement for the smuggler .nowadays is to use Uncle Sam's post bags for his exciting trade. A number of books have lately ben entered at the postofUce, sent from foreign countries, which were not altogether intended for reading purposes. Several months ago there was received at the New York post office a handsomely lxmul volume of Italian poetry. The book was printed on a high grade of paper and bore the date "Padua, lT-IS." Its title was "LeTrege die Di Giovanni Delfino." It was prob ably supposed that the iostoffice author ities would "p;iss" the book on looking at its title on its examination. Unfort unately in this, as in all cases where books are in the mail, the volume was opened and carefully examined. A section of the center of 200 leaves was cut out, through the Itook, and in the cavity thus formed was placed a green table spread, with cotton embroi dery, upon which an extreme valuation of three dollars could barely be placed. Buyers of antique books who have ex amined the volume, which is now in the customs seizure room, say that had it not been mutilated it would have readily been worth $100. It was addressed to Judge William Allen, of Southampton, Maos., but Judge Allen has never read it. OTHER VOLUJIKS. Lately this volume has been followed by a volume of the "Report of the Brit ish National Fisheries Exposition," which was v t all a report, for quite a collection o! .. - Iry was jdaced in a neatly scoop 4 - . orifice in the center of its leaves, .'.itremes met when a Latin dictionary was put in use as a carton for transporting a pipe, and the "Odd Fellows' Quarterly Magazine" did duty as a packing case for two razors. A novel called "The Great Tontine" held two diminutive and very prettily decorated '.'hine.-e vases, but the height of incongruities was readied when the "Sermons of Bishop Rrooklield. of Lou don," drifted into the New York post office artfully surrounding several sets of false teeth. It is not generalh" known that no mer chandise other than books can be shipped through the mails from foreign coun tries. Cigars, cutlery and chinaware. jewelry and fabrics of cotton and silk are often started on their long journey, with notations accompanying tlum stat ing that they are samples r gifts, but these casii.il remarks never save tiie goods. They rind their way to the United Stat' s custom house seizure room, and thei j remain until the yearly auc tion. Steerage p.isseir-rers of the kind who seek the services of philanthropical peo ple on Luiding are no freer from the taint of smuirgling than their more aris tocratic brethren alwve deck. One of the customs inspectors saw an Italian of mean dress and poor appearance who wore on the little linger of his left hand a diamond ring which glittered in the rays of the fun shining over Miss Lib erty's left shoulder as the vessel was coming up ttie bay. He thought the oc currence un usual and investigated. Two thousand dollars' worth of jewelry' taken from the immigrant's person. lie had fallen a victim to his own vanit.i. lie was unable to resist the delights cf making a d:.--play l-fore his fellow pas senders. Nc w York World. "One word more," said a speaker, "and I am done." And the reporters found wbtu that word was written down that it contained 1.500 syllables. The famous word of Aristophanes was ootdoue. The same fellow is the speaker -who often says, "A single remark," and thca talks fur fifteen minutes. 'A Frottjr Gardaa Ornament. A very pretty piece of ornamental gar dening, not too difficult for beginners, can be done with an old umbrella or parasol and some plants of cypress vines, maurandia, sweet pea or anything that is not of too aspiring a nature. Such climbers as the morning glory, canary bird vine and other twenty footers, are better left for unsightly fences and build ings. Plants are better than seed, be cause more certain, and they do not take so long to catch the knack of twining and spreading. Umbrella ribs are not decorative, and to eee such an object standing there week after week, waiting for its clothes, does not give people a pleasant impression of a garden. But first find your umbrella; and this may not be so easy, for "retired um brellas that are no longer fit for use are seldom seen. Some member of the fam ily, however, may be able to produce one, and then it should bo immediately stripped of the few tatters left to it. The next step is to paint the frame and handle brown, and when quite dry plant the end of the handle firmly in the ground, with the frame fully opened. It the handle is rather short it will lie an improvement to add a piece of wood to it. It is now ready for the vines, which should have made some progress in growing; and when they once begin to do their best the old umbrella frame makes such a lovely green bower stud ded with blossoms of red or purple or white or all together if the vines are mixed that every one exclaims over its beauty. A parasol with the same treatment is equally pretty on a smaller scale, and it would be very ornamental in the center of a round bed edged with bright colored phlox or candytuft. With a long spout ed watering pot the vines could have a daily drenching in warm weather, when the sun is not shining on them, from their roots to their highest green tips, and this would keep them fresh. Uar per's Young People. New Uses for u Old Material. Peat, used for fuel from the earliest times, and long known to be of great value as a fertilizer, now finds so many other applications that its preparation has developed into an industry. Peat powder is serviceable," not only about stables but elsewhere, on account of its absorbent and somewhat antiseptic prop erties and low cost. A French surgeon introduced this powder, treated with an tiseptic solutions and contained in a cloth bag, as a dressing for wounds. The idea, said to be a very old one among the work ing people of some places, was improved upon by another medical man of Paris, Dr. Redon, who made a soft and pliable wadding of peat. Other dressings have since crowded these out of hospitals, though the peat applications are coming into use and gaining in favor among vet erinary surgeons. Dr. Redon's wadding has yielded important results by leading to many efforts to produce woven fab rics, so that peat is now made into mat tresses, coverings, carpets, etc., which are esteemed on account of their power of absorption. Iron. Which Was Correct? Two young girls who were considered bright scholars in the high school were looking over a birthday book, which was arranged alphabetically, a hand some, illuminated letter forming the heading for each page. "I wonder," said one of the girls, "if there are just as many pages as there are letters in the alphabet, or whether there are some duplicates? Count the pages and see, Maud." Maud tr.nod the leaves rapidly and announced. "There are no duplicates; only thirty pages, just as there are let ters." "Win-, you goose!" said Alice, "you'd better go back to primary school. Don't you know there are only twenty-four letters in the alphabet?" Youth's Com panion. A Train I'roblrm. It is seldom indeed that the following question is answered correctly offhand: A train starts daily from San Fran cisco to New York and one daily from New York to San Francisco, the journey lasting five days. How many trains will a traveler meet in journeying from New York to San Francisco? About ninety-nine persons out of a hundred would say five trains, as a mat ter of course. The fact is overlooked that everyday during the journey afro? h train is starting from the other end, wh-'o there are five trains on the way to beuki with. Consequently the traveler will meet not five trains but ten. New W: : Tribune. tireeily I'orti-jnors. All excursionists agree as to the avid ity with which those "furriners" seize on to good, hard, honest American gold. A Springfield man w;is bargaining for a parrot in a Havana bird store. The price was set at seventeen dollars, but the dealer shaded it down, a few dollars at a time. Finally ihe American took out a United States five dollar gold piece, remarking that he would give so much and no more. The dealer clutched the coin, and passed over the parrot, cage and all, before the gay bird could wink. Springfield (Mass.) Homestead. A li t anical Curiosity. At a meeting of the Royal Botanical society the secretary brought to the no tice of members a portion of a large pop lar lately blown down in the gardens, showing a network of roots running al most round the trunk, between the bark and wood, at some distance from the ground. Th plant had apparently de rived its nourishment not from the soil, but from the decaying portions of itself. Pall Mall Budget. Peculiarity of Chineite Litw. U a Chinese boy were to kill a parent he wruld be burned alive at the 6take in punishment for such an unnatural and horrible crime. But over the life of his children a father has absolute control, and can murder one of them and never incur the least penalty at the hands of the law. Philadelphia Times. CAREER OF DE ROHAN. ADMIRAL DAHLGREN'S BROTHER A SOLDIER OF FORTUNE. Aa Karl Quarrel Katranges Then for Lire III Servte on Two C on tin en U with Garibaldi Ills Un recompensed Service for Victor Kioanuet. Admiral William de Rohan, who died in this city, was one of the most remark able men of this century, and a complete sketch of his life would read like a chap ter from mediaeval history. He was of Norse descent, his father having been a Swedish nobleman, and he was born Dahlgren, his elder brother rVnng Ad miral Dahlgren, of the United States navy, whose services afloat during the war, as well as his advanced improve ments in ordnance, make such a bright page in the history of our navy. Another brother, younger, Charles Dahlgren, took sides with the south during the war and was a general officer. De Rohan was nearly six feet in height, broad shouldered and deep chested, and in his prime of life must have In-en one of the most powerful men living. His head was Websterian in its proportions. THE BKOTIIElt'S FIOHT. Away back in the forties, when Will iam ha 1 grown to man's estate in years, Admiral Dahlgren, then a lieutenant, was stationed at the navy yard here en gaged in the ordnance departments, that made his name famous for the style and method of building the great ship guns that lMre his name and that fought the naval battles of the civil war. One day Dahlgren, the elder son, s.. v fit to take William severely to task for something, and that brought on a storm of angry words on Ix-th sides that resulted in the yonnger man knocking the older brother into a corner of the room. Dignity for bade a personal altercation, and Dahl gren ha"l an oliicer sent for. Taken to the old City li all, William was sullen and unrepentant, and though family and neutral friends tried to stop proceedings, Dahlgren pressed the case, and the offender was fined $100 for the assault. Then Dahlgren told the magis trate that if William would make a public apology for having struck an offi cer of the navy while in uniform he would be willing that the penalty be set aside. "Never! Never!" said William. "I will never apologize nor even 6poak a word to you while God lets mo live; and more, while you live I will never again bear the name that you do." So they parted in the mayor's room at the City hall, and William assumed his mother's nameof Do Rohan, by which he was known thereafter at home and abroad to the day of his death. His mother was a member of the princely family of De Rohan, of France. Going abroad, his family connections and ample means brought him into in timacy with persons of the highest rank in life, among them being Admiral Ho bart (Pasha), of the Turkish navy, and with him he took service under the sul tan, with the rank of captain. HIS CAItEEIt IN ITALIAN WATERS. Leaving the Turks he went to the Argentine Republic then Buenos Ayres with Garibaldi, and commanded the naval forces of that country in the suc cessful revolution that brought indepen dence. After that, when Garibaldi came to this country, De Rohan went to Chili and became admiral of the Chilian navy. Late in the fifties he joined Garibaldi, with whom he was in constant corre spondence, in Europe, andeutered heart and soul with him in his plans for the unification and independence of Italy. While the great liberator directed and commanded the land forces De Rohan was made admiral of the revolutionary navy, which was confirmed by Victor Emanuel. lie was an admiral without a fleet, for they did not have a single vessel heavier than a coral fisliing felucca; but he was energetic, and by a very liberal outlay of funds from his private purse and con tributions by English and French friends he actually succeeded in purchasing and arming three good sized merchant steam ers, with which lie escaped to Sardinia and reported to Victor Emanuel. It w;is on these vessels that the then king of Sardinia and such troops as he had were transported to the mainland of Italy, and history tells of the result. During the siege of Rome Admiral De Rohan commanded the marine division under Garibaldi and supervised the ar tillery fire. Other forms of government than re publics are at times ungrateful, and it is so in this case, for, while Admiral Dj Rohan spent nearly 230,000 in providing the means t Li : 1 1 gave the throne of Ituly .to the house of Savoy, he never was re paid a penny, and died in Providenco hospital here, cared for by charitable friends. During a number of years he resided in England, where he became interested in the formation and workings of the Eritish naval reserve, in which he was commissioned a commander by the ad miralty. Daring the civil war he was intensely loyal to the north, but refused to take service in our navy lest he might at some time be brought under the com mand of his brother, Admiral John Dahl gren. Put off oy various excuses and neg lected by Victor Emanuel in his attempts to secure repayment of the immense sums advanced to Italy, he came ho-iie about 1S71 and laid his claims before the secretary of state. In the belief that something would at least be accomplished, De Rohan went abroad again, and for several years tried to work some mines he owned in Sar dinia or Sicily, but he lacked capital for the work, and returned home to find his ca.-:e slumberinr as neglectedly as though no utie in the nUite department had ever heard of it. He was thoroughly disheartened, and for the first time in his life his high courage failed before his misfortunes and his health gave way. He was then nearly seventy years of age, and when ;, stroke of paralysis followed he failed rapidly in a hospital. Washington Post. O. Wc sell men's workin- iants and blouses at a discount ot A per cciu. . -it-i rlosinsr out this line of goods. tf "The Fair." Hrown & Barrett have the largest and linest stock of wall paper and borders in Plattsmouth. wtf "The Fair" lias just received a new invoice of hammocks, croquet sets, boys' express wagons and doll carriages. Will you suffer with Dyspepsia and Liver Complaint? Shiloh's Vil alizer is guaranteed to cure you. 2 C. II. Jaquette does none but "first class" watch, clock and jewel- ry repairing, street. Neville block, Mxtn tf Hair chains, rings, crosses and hair work of all kinds to order. Mks. A. Knee. tf 1720 Locust St. Pansiest Yes! Iii bloom, of the most gorgeous colors. They will con tinue to bloom all slimmer, too, and can be selected at .Moore's Green House for from 4U to ."0 cents per dozen. dtf Shiloh's cough and consumption cure is sold by us on a guarantee It cures consumption. For sale by F. G. Fricke c"t Co. and O. II. Snyder, i Co to C. II. Jaquette, Neville Mock. Sixth St., when you want engraving done. Repairing of fine watches a spe cialty at C. H. Jaquette, Neville block. Sixth street. tf Baby is Sick. The woe full expres sion of a Dcrf Moines teamster's countenance showed his deep anx iety was not entirelv without cause, when lie inquired of a druggist of the same city what, was the best to give to a baby for a cold: It wasnot necessary' for him to say more, his countenance showed that the pet of the family, if not the idol of his life was in distress. "W egive our babv Chamberlains' s Cough Remedy,'"' was the druggists answer. 1 don't like to give the baby such strong medicine." said the teamster. -You know John Oleson, of the Watters-Talbot Printing Co., don't vim? Inquired the druggist. His babv, when eighteen months old. got hold of a bottle of Chamberlain Cough Remedy and drank the w hole of it. Of course it the baby vomit vcrv freel' but did not hurt it the leat,and what is more it cured th baby's cold. The teamster already know the value of the Remedy, hav ing used it himself, and was now sat isfTed that there was no danger in giving it even to a baby. For Sale hy F. G. Fricke & Co Druggists. C. II. Jaquette carries no stock but will do you as good job of repair ing ever done in the city. Kxi-ekt-ence talks, not money. All work satisfactory or money refunded. Neville block. North Sixth St. tf $ f 1 1 JL All watches, clocks and jewelry left for repairs atC. II. Jaquelte's Neville block, Sixth street, will re ceive prompt attention. All work guaranteed and done in a workman like manner, tf Brown & Barrett, successors to Wildman fc Fuller, have an endless variety of wall paper and borders all new colors and designs. wtf No farmer or stockman can afford to be without Ilallar's Barb Wire Liniment. Animals supposed to be pcrmantly injured and useless, have been made valuable by its timely use. We are so well pleased with its results that we heartily recommend it to our customers. For sale by all druggists. 2 fcars?prilla. There is one fact so plain that no one need be mistaken, and that is no person can have good health where the blood, the very life itself, is in an unhealthy and impure con dition. We guarantee Haller's Sar sai'arilhi and Burdock Compound to remove all humors and impuri ties from the blood and eradicate every part icle of dise;ire from the system. For sale by all druggists. I am now prepared to deliver ice to auv part of tin; citv. Telephone 72. tf II. C. Nl.MAKLX. Catarrh in New En.-jlanrj. Ely's Cream Balm gives salisfac tion to everyone using it for catarrhal troubles. C. K. Mellor, druggist. Worcester, Mass. I believe Ely's Cream Balm is the best article for catarrh ever offered the public. Bush & Co., druggists, Worcester. Mass. An article of real merit. C. P. Alden, druggist, Springfield, Mass. Those who use it speak highly of it. Geo. A. Hill, druggist, Spring field. Mas. Cream Balm has given satisfac tory results. W. P. Draper, druggist, Springfield, Mass. Mines. Wise & Root have just re ceived over 200 styles of hats and largest assortment of Frcncli flower and combination for hats ever brought to this city. Our readers will profit to call at once and in spect these handsome goods. PURE FfUPLE SUGAR and Syiup. Low uiices quoted ;n large or small lots- Strictly Pure. Adirondack Maple Sngar Co 123i Monroe st., Chicago, 111. FULLER & DEX1P03 Western Agents. .4 V Vsi. 1 ' ? v v ill V 4KU ' y I t - - i (V ?1 11.. V T x i a-- i "X. v m m I p. ETEHSEIT & LABSOIT. THE LEADINQ GROCERS HAVE THE MOST COMPLETE STOCK IN THE CITY. E7EETTHIK3 - FREEH - AND - IN - SEASON attention- farmeks We want your Poultry, ICggs, But ter and your farm produce of all kinds, we will pay you the highest cash price as wc arc buying 7or a firn in Lincoln. Petersen & Larson THK LEADING GROCKRS Plattsmouth - - Nebraska. The Citizens BANK I'LATTSMOUTII . NK1JRASKA UayUal stock paid in M 0 0 Authorized Capital, S100.OOO. OFFICKRS KA-NK CAKKCTU. jOS. A. CONKOK President. Vice-Preheat W. II. CU8UISO. Cashier. DIRECTORS 7 W JohSJn V- CTr' K' "utlnnanD w t?t ' enry Boeck' JoLn O'Keefe W. V. Mernam, Wm. WetencampY. TRANSACT SA GENERAL BANKING JSUSlNES isnf i cjrincats of dptir.Mit. k. i If) O 2AR E A RC E Carry FulI Lne of FINE X1LLEXBRY AND CIlfL. Dli ENS CL OTUIN O. ALSO FRESH CCT FLOVVEKS