THE DAILY 1IEKALO : ri.ATTSMOUTH. NKUUASICA, MONDAY. .I11XK lhu. A i 4 Notice of Special Election Notice itt hereby n'lyi-n, that ou Satur day, the 8th day of June, 1SS:, n upecial election will le held in and fur Cuss county, in the Statu of Nebraska, fur the purpose of submitting find to suhir.it to the legal voters of Cass county, in the Btitte ofNcbraska, for th-dr acceptance or rejection, by vut;; and ballot, and allow ing the b-gd voters of Ktiid CiisH county to vote upon the following question and proposition, to-wit : Shall the County of Cass, in tlie State of Nebraska, issue and put upon the mar ket Kighty lionds of said county of the denomination of One Thou-and" Dollars each, Haid bonds to be dated on the first day of Janu iry, 1K'.)0, and to be payable at the Fiscal Agi-ncy of the State of Nc .braska, in tho City of New York, State of New York, twenty years after the date thereof, redeemable at any time on or af ter ten years from date thereof, at the option of said County of Cas, and to bear interest at the rite of five per cent per annum, payable annually on the first day of January in each yar, for which interest coupons shall be attached, paya ble at the Fiscal Agency aforesaid, and hall the County Commissioners of the said county of ('ass, or other person or persons charged by law with the levying ot taxes for said county for tiie tune be ing in addition to the annual taxes, caus ed to be lev -i d aunually a tax ou all the taxable ptoprty of said county, sullicicut to pay the interest ou said bonds as the same shall become due and payable, anil also cause to be levied each year up on the taxable property of said county, a tax sufficient to pay live per cent of the principal of s aid bonds', and at the tax levy preceding the maturity of said bonds, levy a tax oa all the taxable property of said county to an amount sutHcicnt to pay the principal and interest due on said bonds, and taking such action as the re quirements of the law and the provisions of the statutes in such cases made and provided, and the interest of said county and the public may demand, prodded that proceedings shall be commenced for the erection of said Court House on or iiefore the first day of April, A. D., 1S00, and shall be continued without unneces sary delay until the same shall be com pleted. Such special election is to be held and said question and proposition is to be submitted thereat in accordance with the terms of an order of the Board of County Commissioners of the said County of Cass, made at a regular adjournd Fscssiou of said Board, duly convened and held at the City of Piattsmouth, the county seat of said Cass county, on the !th day of May, A. D., 189, and in accordan- e with the law aud statute 'f Nebraska in said case made and provided and as set forth in its question and prop osition so to be submitted and therein si t forth and made a part of this notice, and according to the terms thereof, and that said question and proposition be submit ted t a vote of the legal voters of said Cass county, and -the following shall be the form of the ballots to be used at said eVction ia favor of said question and p'ropv''1'0"' tv wit : "For t''e 'ssue of the Bonds of the County ol ' -as9 fr '',e purpose of build ing a County CJ'U't House and the levy ofa tax to pay the ;riucipal and interest of such Bond?." And the form of the ballots to be usd at said election ag iinst said question and proposition, sh ill be as follows: "Agunst the issue of Bonds of the County of Cass for the purpose of build ing a County Court Houe and the levy of a tax to pay the principal and interest of such Bond.'' Which election shall be opened at 8 o'clock on the morninir of said day, and will continue open until 6 o'clock in the afternoon of the same day, that is to say the polls at such election shall be open jit 8 o'clock in the forenoon and continue open until G o'clock in the afternoon of said dir. Aud the Couuty Clerk of said county of Cass shall at least twenty days previous o such election make out and deliver to the Sheriff of said couuty three notices thereof of such election, for each Election Precinct. District . and Ward, in which such election in mid County of Cass is to he held, aud the said Sheriff shall post up in three of the most public places in each Election Precin t. District and Ward, in which the election in said County of Cass is to ba held, Un said three notices thereof at lct ten days before the time of holding such election, and at least one copy of the question and proposition so to be submitted aud above s-t forth shall be posted up in a conspic uous place at each of the several places jof Voting during the day of such election. i i further ordered and declared that this n.jfice of such election and of such question find proposition so to le voted upon and .t he form in which said vot s is to be takon. iccluding a full and com plete copy of t!-is notice shall be given bv miblication thereof in lite piattsmouth Herald. Piattsmouth JoitriifitrWevnnj Water Republican. Cos. County hayte, Wabash Weekly Keic. Elmwood Echo, Louisville Adc'ertiter, Uni:n Ledyer and Greenwood Gazette, newspaper printed and published ami of general circulation in the said County of Cass, for at least four weeks ieXt pneeeding the day of said election. It is further ordered that such election fihall take pi ice and be held at the fol Jowiust D amed polling pi ic s and voting places a said County of Cass, to wit : In Tipton I'ncuiet, af Tidbdl & Ful Ser's 1 imber oflii-e. E i,de. In Greenwood Precinct, r.t Town House In Salt Cre k Precinct, at Coleman & McPhersoi.'s Jnmber office. In Stoye Creek Precinct, at Grand Ar mv hall, Elmwood. In Elmwood Precinct, 12 mwood Ccu ter School House. In South Bjud Precinct, at South Platte lumber oll'.ce. Sooth B -nd. In Weepin-r Wat.-r Precinct at school J) u-- in ilistrirt No. V--pinir Waiter City at Dr. J. W. Tt.ornW ot3". W. . j.is.g Water. In Center i-'-CllKt. ,1 M'tttiev sckooi lien'-, M-nl v. , " In L -i-isvlile Precinct, at Seth Bock-well'- office, Louisville. In Aroca Precinct, at O. Tefft a office, Avoca. In Mt. Pleasant Precinct, ot Gilmore'a school house, district.No. 80. In Eight Mile Grove Precinct, at 1 1 til's school house, district No. N8. - In Liberty Precinct, at Leidig'i Si Don aldson's lumber olliee, Union. In Hock Bin IT Precinct, at Murray School house, Murray. In Piattsmouth Precinct, nt Taylor's school house, district No. a7. In the City of Piattsmouth: First Ward, Couuty Clerk's office. Secon d Ward, old foundry office. Third Ward, Kichey Bros. Lumber office Fourth Ward, Waterman's lumber of fice. Fifth Ward, Fifth Ward school house. And that at such election the votes shall be received aud returns thereof made and the same shall be canvassed by the same officers and in the same manner as required by law at each general elec tion, and it is further ordered that the County Clerk prepare and deliver to the proper officers of such election duplicate poll Books and necessary tally lists for use at such election. By order of the Board of County Com missioners of Cass county, Nebraska, this 8th day of May, A. D. 189. A. B. DICKSON, Chairman of Board of County Commis sioners of Cass county, Nebraska. attest: Witness my hand as County Clerk and Clerk of the Board of County Com missioners of Cass county, Nebraska, and seal of said county hereto affixed this ith day of Mav. A. D. 1S89 kfai. BIRD CIIITCH FIELD, County Clerk and Clerk of the Board of County Commissioners of Cass county, Nebraska. IMPORTANT TO THE CITIZENS. A Traveling Man Creates Great Ex citementin the Empire House- IXDEPKNDKNCE, IoWA, Oct. 14, 188S. Rheumatic Syntp Co., Jackson, Mich Gknts: Your Mc. Brooks came here tonight and registered as agent for Ilib- bard's Rheumatic Syrup, and as he did so it awakened in me an interest neyer before realized in a guest at my house. You will not wonder at it when I tell vou the storv. For years I have been greatly afflicted with inflammatory rheu matism, the pain and soreness of the joints at times being almost unbearable; could move about only with the aid of crutches. In addition to this my stomach became badly diseased, and neuralgia set in, which threatened to end my day. A traveling man stopping with me give quite a history of your Syrup, and the peculiarities of its combination, which induced me to try it. I hav taken six bottles and no act in my life affords me greater satisfaction than in writing you I am a well man. It will be a pleasure for me to answer any communications, for I believe it to be the best remedy ever formulated. A. S. Bowlkt, Pioprietor, Empire House, Independence, Iowa. Sold by F. G. Fricke & Co. DEIWKTXEXT OF THE INTERIOR, CkN- scs Office. Washington, D. C, May 1, 1S9. To the Medical Profession: The various medical associations and the medical profession will be glad to learn that Dr. John S. Billings, Surgeon U. S. Army, has consented to take charge of the report on the mortality and vital statistics of the United State as returned by the Eleventh census. As the United States has no system of registration of vital statistics, such as is relied upon by other civilized nations for the purpose of awrtmninT the actual movement of population, our census affords the only opportunity of obtaining near an ap proximate cst.mate of the birth and death rates of much the larger part of the country, which is entirely unprovid ed with any satisfactory system of State and municipal registration. In view of this, the census office, during the month of May this year, will issue to the medi cal profession throughout the country "Physician's Registers'' for the purpose of obtaining more acurate returns of deaths than it is possible fur the enu merators to make. It is earnestly hoped that physicians in every part ut the country will co-operate with the census office in this important work. The rec ord should be kept from June 1, 1889, to May 31, 1890. Nearly 20.C00 of these registration books were filled up and re turned to the office in 1880, and nearly all of thorn used for statistical purposes. It is hoped that nearly double this num ber will be obtained tot tie Eleventh census. Physicians not receiving regis ters can obtain them by sending their names and addresses to the census office, and, with the register, an oficl?J envel ope which requires no stamp will be pro vided for their return t Wellington, If all medical and surgical practitioners throughout the country will lend their aid, the mortality and vital s'atistics of the Eleventh census will be . mure com prehensive and comple'e than tiiey faaye ever been. Every physician should take a personal pride in having this report as fall and accurate as it is possibK- to make it. It is he,-eiy pr'iised that ail infor mation obfained through il.i; source shall held strictly confidential. Robert G Pouter. Supt. oT Ce-uu9. 01 f i 0' "ift A MONTH c:ir. re m ! O ' '3t'J" w..rxni f-r in A?ents efernvl w! can liir. '.-u a Iigr-?' - pi K've fliilr rnilfl li:ii( to tlie tnin. r-'i-'Utf mum cut. in iy lm pr.ifttaM eni'ytfil t"ir v-tert'ieir m t wn an I tin li V J;;1I--ON & CO. . I0M M -ln-?t..- KiclimTd, a. jy. B. PUu tale ige and btuinen exper ience. Sever mfnd about tending rttiwp fur rp W7S AfW. WOMEN A FT HI II BARGAINS. HOW THEY FALL TO SHREWD AN EASY DEALERS. PREY lluvlii" Articles Wlmra Quality Tliry ll- lleve 1 Itrculutrd by Hie Sellin;: frice liiitam-eit of 'llielr l"xiM-n.ve Ability to Jitcije Flmt CIh GmxI.. Yes, hunting bargains is part of a woman' life. Nor is it essential that the word "bar gains" in this connection biiouhl apply strictly to bliopin. Principally, if not primarily she desires a liarcraiii tu a husband and who can blanio her? just aa much as she does in a dress; and if, iK-rchance, a week should juiks over her head without her being able to re cord in hor diary a bargain of some sort, she would feel that she had lived in vain. Of course, no woman over pays an ordinary price for anything, be sho rich or oor. Mer chants understand women weaknesses in this respect, aud while one may say they are cruel to take advantage of tbeui, he can say with equal truth that they would be cruel uot to humor them. Not every woman strives to delude herself, but certainly the masses do so, and no one knows this better than woman heiself. A striking exemplification of this fact may be witnessed any day in a millinery store, where, as a rule, woman deals with woman. The woman who can afford it will pay S tor a bonnet which, in all reason, jhe should have secured for $10 or $12; but :1 the saleswoman were to ask her the latter :3gures she would turn up her nose and walk away. The manager of a well biowij millinery store rcluti-s a typical incident. One of his intst patrons desired a new spring bonnet, and in selecting the trimmings was siiowu some point d'esprit lace. "How much is this a yard?" she asked, holding up a sample which she had been ex aim li n lg for some tune. "Two dollars," was the reply "I want something letter," she said, giving tlio article a careless toss to one side. The lady in waiting took one furtive look at her only, but that was sufficient to obtain an accurate mental photograph. Bringing out another box, containing precisely the same article and pattern, she said: "I 6oe you like that pattern. Here is point d'esprit, exactly like that, but it is the real article." "Ilow much istbatf" asked the purchaser. smiling. "This is J"!0 a yard," was the reply. "I'll take that," she said, without further parley. And she did take it, and paid $10 a yard for it in preference to securing it at $2 yard. "I want some good all wool dress flannel," said a young lady in a drygoods store the other day. An article was shown her. It was just what she wanted. "How much is that?" she asked. "Forty-nine cents." She turned up her nose. "I've got the same articlo for sixty cents," said the proprietor, and he carefully took down from the shelf another bolt of flannel exactly like the first. He carefully dusted off the counter, and laying the flannel down ten derly, said: "I am sure you will like this; I seo you are a judge of a good article." "There, now," she said, almost before ehe had time to feci of its texture, "I like that. You say this is sixty cents V "Sixty cents." "Well, you can give me twelve yards of it." Here ia a purchaser in a decorative art store. She has a very slight knowledge of decorative art, and would aa readily yay $100 for a fifty cent vase ns fifty cents for a $100 one, but she affects to know all about it. She asks for a royal Worcester vase. One is shown to her a little thing for $25. She wants "something better," sho says. The clerk smiles, and produces a $100 vase. "Haven't you got anything else!" she asks. "Certainly." a vase comes out. ne looks at it a long time, wants to know if it's real, and finally remarks she doesn t like the work. Then the clerk takes another penetrating look at her, and hauls down a Venetian or Sat- suma articlo worth aboat $23. This is beau tiful, and catches her eye, and her face lights up. "Now, there," says tho clerk, determined to get rid of her, "is the real royal Worcester." "And what's the price of thatf she asks. "I seo you are a judge of a good article," says the clerk, "and 111 make that to you cheap;" and then, pretending to carefully ex amine tho cost price, says: "I'll make that to you for $100." Of course she takes it, and goes off congrat ulating herself that she has gotten a bargain in royal Worcester. IN HER POCKET ALL THE TIME. But there is the suspicious woman, and of all creatures on earth she Is the most aggra vating to the inexperienced salesman. She takes exactly what he doesn't tell her to, and wouldn't dream of purchasing the honest articlo which he, in his failure to understand her, honestly recommends, and he turns away with tho mental determination to never again try to give a woman the worth of her money. To the experienced salesman, however, this creature is one of the most familiar of pur chasers, and he generally succeeds in selling to her exactly the thing the house has been trying to get rid of for months by carelessly showing it to her and then praising some thing else. But h.ow many women go into a store without having the faintest idea of what they want 1 Here is a familiar conver sation: "I wapt to so some dress trimming." '"What kind, pleasel" "Oh, I don't know. Show me something.'' Seventeen kinds of trimming are finally piled upon the counter. "Well," says the would be purchaser, "this is nono of it exactly what I want. Haven't you something elseP She is asked if she can't describe the pat tern she wants. "Oh, yes," shf. says, "of course. I want it like this;" and, after all the trouble she has occasioned the saleswoman, she draws a sam ple of the very thing she wants from her reti cule, and a moment later sho has found what ehe wants. But she cams there to feast her oyes, and cce Cot the overworked girl behind the counter to spend fifteen or ' twenty min utes gratifying her curiosity. New York Star. An Important Meeting. May 5, 1789, was the date of one of the most important ere&ts in mcxlern history, tho meeting of the states-general of France, which was the commencement of the French revo lution. The deputies were introduced accord ing to the etiquette and order established in 1014. The clergy in cassocks, large cloaks and square caps, sat on the right of the throna;atbe left were tho nobles glittering in cloth sf gold and lace,' while the commons were ranged In front at the end of the ball. When the deputies were seated, Louis XVI arrived, followed by tho queen and princes, who were greeted with loud applause. The royal speech was gracious and ' coucuiatory, but neither the king nor his ministers under stood the importance of the crisis, which was to end in the irremediable destruction of the old regiigft FTlUadrVT Tfo 'THE LADY OF LYONS." I m first Performance Anonymous to l reivo l!olilr Critic. I am not old enough to renemU-r the pub lication of tho early novels of Kdwurd by t ton Dulwer, and consequently am unublo toseak of their reception ly the public press, but when that gifted gentlomafi took to writing for the stage I perfectly recollect tho wivae utUu-k.s that wc:'c made upon itis li a.ii.-.lic attempts. There U no doubt that Hulwer hail, in some way or other, made himself personally offen sive to the erititfi, but, whether or no, ho came fully pcrsu:iued that no play vritt-:i by him, however good it might be, would be av lowed to succeed upod tho stage. Acting upon this conviction he, in counsel with Macready, who always played tho hero in his pieces, determined to produce his next dramatic attempt anonymously. Happy thought! Tho subject fixed ujkju was "The Lady of Lyons," and when the play was pro duced about tho year 18-12, 1 think tho uu thorship was known to two ersoiis only Mncruudy and Bulwer. Dickens was tho in timate friend of both actor and writer and on the invitation of Mac-ready ho took his place among the audience on tho lirst nilit, in total ignorance of anything and everything con nected with tho play. Tho curtain fell to a storm of applause. Dickens went delightedly behind the scenes to congratulate tho tfreut actor on a well deserved success. In Macready's dressing room Dickens found Bulwer, looking, as ho thought, a little dis turbed. "A capital playl good idea well and dra matically worked out T!;-r fellow, 1 suppose, hur. i..-.i.; .. .....- ut our friend here," indicutiug Bulwer. "If thU is his first work I predict a fine future for him; as for you, my dear Maeready, you are in for a long run, depend uoii it." Then, turning to Bulwer, Dickens said: "Did you see tho phiy from tho front? I did uot notice you among tho audience." "No," said Bulwer; "I saw quite euough of it from the wings." " Well," exclaimed Dickens, "you are not satisfied with itr "Not a bit of it," said Bulwer. "It was capitally acted, fortunately for the author. Without our friend hero it might have been a hideous failure." "ily dear Bulwer, if I did not believe you to be free from tho slightest tinge of jealousy of other writers, what you have just said world make me uneasy. The fellow has written a bright, capital play, and you should be the first to acknowledge as much." "Not if I don't think so, I suppose," said Bulwer with a smile. In telling this anecdote, as well as I can re member, I have used Dickens' expressions as I heard them from his own lips. Tho morning following tho production of "Tho Lady of Lyons" was a triumph for Bulwer, who was requested by the papers to take a lesson from his rival, who had shown by his admirable play that ho had dramatic powers which were conspicuous by their ab sence in such works as had hitherto pro ceeded from the pen of Mr. Bulwer. Frith's Reminiscences. What Can Be Done by an Average Farmer. It is not impossible for any farmer, who has common sense, industry, the best knowl edge of dairying obtainable in this meeting and SO acres of good land to keep CO cows ou his farm. Ho can pasture 20 acres, use 20 for soiling, 20 for hay and 20 for ensilage. Ho can hire all labor needed for $500 and buy CO tons of feed for $720. Good cows, well fed, will average 250 pounds of butter each or 15, 000 for the CO. He can sell his butter at 23 cents per pound, or $3,750. He will have 300, 000 pounds of skim milk worth 20 cents per 100, or $000. The calf product, if the herd consists of grades, will bo worth $300 a total revenue of $4,050, with an outlay of $1,200 and an immense amount of hard work and thinking on tho part of the manager. While tho result given may seem extravagant and unattainable, they aro clearly within reach. There are hundreds of men in Wisconsin who get 25 cents per pound for butter, scores of men who get moro than 250 pounds of butter per cow, any number whoso calves average them more than $5 each, and thousands who get 20 cents per hundred for skim milk. Very few keep a cow on less than one and one-half acres of ground. II. C. Adams, as reported In Milwaukee Sentinel. Tuts Oat Fires and Eats the Aslics. Mr. Elmer Partridge keeps neither hand grenades nor fire extinguishers in his houso on Halscy street, near Hill street, Newark, because he owns a dog of tho Irish setter breed that can put out flames as quickly as a fireman, and with far less damage to the threatened property. Twice ho discovered small fires at night on his master's premises, and pawed them out before he aroused tho family to show them his good work. On both occasions ho was slightly burned. Mr. Partridge has no doubt that if he had the least fear that a fire was getting beyond his control be would sound an alarm at once. A bundle of straw or newspapers ignited. and a cry of "Are" brings Don, as the dog is called, at a gallop to the place. If he cannot extinguish the flames with his paws he rolls his body over and over upon it, quite regard less or the danger of singing his handsome red coat. But the strangest part of his perform ance is tho after piece. As soon as he has put out the fire be lies down and deliberately eats all the ashes with great apparent enjoyment. The animal is, otherwise, a vegetarian. He will eat no meat, but devours vegetables greedily, and delights, especially, in mashed potatoes. New York Sun. Not Afraid of Ghosts. A gentleman from the country said: "1 saw that piece you had about the 'haunted house' in the 15th, and some people don't believe such things, and neither did L I tell you 1 nave changed, l nave heard their noises; heard them walk, and seen them cut capers. One night I was lying by my wife who was asleep, and the moon was suiiurw brightly, a window was hear by and the cur tain was up, wheu I heard a noise, and risrht in tho moonshine, qp popped a little nijreep about two feet high, without a sign of a hcadl I raised up on my elbow and looked at it carefully. It bobbed around, and got about as good as if it had a head. ' I took a stick and punched it, but felt nothing. I thought to catch it, but it commenced getting lanrer. and kept on until it filled the whole side of tU9 bouse and gradually disappeared, and I pot up and looked for it, but it was gone. I ve seen ghosts, but ain't a bit afraid of them, for I expect to be one myself some time." Americus (Ga.) Republican. Her Sacrifice. Young Wife (affectionately) We can live more economically, 1 know. To begin, you can stop smoking, resign from the club, givo no moro wine suppers, and never, never treat any one. Young Husbacd (fatally) Oer tairdy, to be sure. In fact, of course. And what will you do, dear! Young Wife (tri umphantly) If Oh, 111 mend all my gloves myself. Philadelphia Inquirer, A Pair of 'Em. Ead Faced Tramp Madam, I am a home- Jess man. Patient Housewife WelL-if vou fcre borne less than my husband is, I pity i.NUQ3 AND SNUBBING. ir Vt.ii (U-t .liijrrv and 'iiii.laln. You A.l- li-. it Viinr l iu'liij' Superiority. Or.o of tlio ii!"M wi:-m-I"ss of social mi-.take t h.-i t people of rfMtiorK not holly asMircd can j.o:;ibly -maUo is to con few to b-ing miiiIiIm-'I In tho heat of iiil!-;i:nti)ii a:;aiu.-t the person who has Ix-en guilty of snubbing them iK-ople i;r;- very u;t to k. th.- very t!'n which would le mort pleasing to tlie one upon whom they u Kb to lx avenged. To coiil't- to U-i:i;; snubbed is to ack'iow ledc the mv r of it given x-rst!i to confer a rebuff, 'i in i'.svif is a confession of social inferii -rit y m hieli the one li.:;iiig It would sooner 1 dir'jctlv. Kiid it isllnj more t'x :- : hall lu;tU the chances ur that it is false. Manifestly there is no jotsihlo ioMtion which is ut all dignified except that of deny ing tho K-.sibiiity of lieiug snubbed by any body. Of course, one cannot always protect himself from rudeness; that comes to all the dwellers in this not wholly satisfactory world. To bo snubbed, however, is impossible to ono whokeeps tho ositioii to which ho is eulitleil. lie is foolish to accuse himself of having b-en pushing his way where ho hud no riht by asserting that ho has been rebuked by any body. If ho is capable of talcing tho hih ground that ho belongs wherever it may please him to go, of course ho at ono stroke Uh-s a way with tho ossibiiity of being re butted by anybody whomsoever. Tho confession of a snub is generally accom panied by thikuiore or less emphatic assertion that tho pcrsol) bestowing it has no claim to sit in social judgment upon the individual nf fiv ;itid. rind ?i ' i r i ti-;"-"r the ci!PT'l"i-'er--j bitterly deny To bo logical and angry m. I he same lime, however, is not given to moro thai ono man in ten thousand. When smarlin under tlie consciousness that asocial enemy has intended an injury few indited aro tho men who can Ins cool enough to reuli.o wha they aro doing. They should impress it upon their minds in times of spiritual refreshing and placidity that tho practical ellect o: every protest against a crsonal snub is to injure themselves. So constituted is hu man nature, moreover, that they aro likely also to increase rather than to diminish tho prestige of their enemy. To know that person is by position able to administer social slight, and that by disposition hu or she capablo of exercising that power is with nine people out of ten to bo moved to a new re spect for so exalted a personage. All of this is so obvious that it almost soems absurdly superfluous to take tho trou ble to say it at all ; but no ono can deny the frequency of the sort of error of which we aro speaking. Every day somebody is heard complaining of a snub at tho hands of som enemy, and m tlio interests of common seuso it seems worth whilo to remind such grtmi- biers of what is the cost indignation against such Courier. of venting their rebuffs. Boston Makini; Straws. If you do not think that mankind is thirsty raco you should visit a unique shop in a back street in this city. 1 hero is nothing quite like it on tho face of the earth, and it is a marvelous exponent of the bibulous ability of the world. Some years ago it popped into the mind cf an ingenious man that by tho aid of inaehin ery ho could beat nature making straws. He had noticed, as so many other people have noticed, that cooling drinks acquire an added smoothness and dulcet charm on a sultry night wheu they are drawn through a straw. W e do not know who first discovered this fact, but whoever ho was he was a benefactor of mankind. This delightful operation, how ever, required tho purchase of good strou unthreshed straw in largo quantities, and the item of expense become quite appreciable. Our ingenious friend cudgeled his brains and made a machine which would curl paper into a cylinder and thus parallel nature's handi work. But it was a crude triumph and he was not satisfied. Patenting his first attempt, therefore, he began to improve upon it, and ho kept on im proving his apparatus and multiplying his plant as his business grew till now ho has in his shop 151 machines capable among them of turning out 2,000,000 paper straws a day. In zero weather business is slack, but as tht thermometer rises his machines grow busier aud busier. They are run by a three horse power electric motor. This business has been developed inside of four years from tho smallest and crudest of beginnings to its pres ent gigantic proportions, und its history show3 how much a good thought is worth. Washington Letter. Took the TVhoJe Hog. Whether "a lio well told and stuck to after ward is as good as the truth" was debated at a dimicr table where I was sitting ono day this wesk, and it brought out tho following story from a rather dyspeptic looking man who had eaten very sparingly: "I ied to live up in the country," said he. "One of mv neighbors, an unlucky, unthrifty sort of a man, killed a pig ono day with tho aid of a local butcher, and after the killing he said to the butcher, 'By jinks, -Sam, I hsito to cut up that pig. 'Why?' "Causo, ycu sec, I'm owiu' most everybody around hero a pieco of pork, and if I cut up the pig I'll have to r;:ve tho most cf him away.' 'I tell you what I'd do,' said the butcher. 'What's thitf 'I'd leave the pig hang up out doors till 12 o'el-rck at night, then take him iq rind givo out the next pioiuing that he'-s teen stolen.' 'By jinks, 111 do it!' It was u wonderfully fine plan, the farmer thought, eid he left tho pig hanging out, as the butchor suggested. About 11 o'clock the butcher him&df came along and loaded the pork into his wagon. It was not there when tho farmer went out after it. Tho next day, with a org face, ho accosted tho butcher in a hoarse waisper: 'I say, Sam, somebody did really steal that pig.' "'That's right.'aid tho butcher, nudging him sy-.T winking wickedly at the sarr.ft ' '-. 'Cut, Ly jinks, liia was reaJjj stolen.' 'That's right; you stick to that and youll bo all right,' said tho butcher encouragingly, and ho hurried off, leaving his friend in a most bewildered state of mind, from which I don't think he ever fully emerged." Lewiston Journal' Production of Cashmere Shawls. It is said that 16,000 ;ooms are kept in con stant employment in Cashmere, producing annually about S0.O0O shawls. Tho Ehawli are woven on rudely constructed looms, a pair of shawls sometimes occupying threo or four men a wholo year in weaving. The Cashmere goat, which furnishes the material, is found in Thibet, the hair of it being flue, silky and about eightean inches long. It takes the fleece of ten goats to manufacture a shawl a yard and a half square. New York Tele gram. He Would Da. An Oxford county parson tells us this.: A young Methodist minister had mado applica tion to the conference for a license. He was highly recommended by the presiding elder whom the bishop asked about the applicant's preaching abilities. "Have you ever heard him Tasked the btihop. "Xo, sir," replied the presiding elder, "I have never heard him, but he has heard mo twice and ho stood it like a hero." Tho licenso was granted. raria (He.) Democrat. K. it. v, IN lll AM, Notary PublU John a. J a vi ich. Notary I libllO wimhhama iiavikm, Attoic - at - X-avr. Oru.-c over li.ink PLWTSMOUTII. NlCIIU UKA C. S M i T H, The Boss Tailor M.il.i Sr., Over Merles' Shoe Sloie. Has the best and most com), b le stock of samples, both (or i:i n::d domestic woolens that ever catnc west of Missouri river. Note these prices: I!uimt-H units from $ll to ;5". drtss suits, .'r to $15, pants $1, $., $0, !ftS..',0 nnd upwards. rWill guarantee a lit. Prices Defy Comuelilion. (cor.vTV si uvi i on.) Civil Engineer Surveyor and Draftsman it oils and l' M.i:. ti. nabs Mil- niciial W'oi PLAT15MOUTH. t. Ell Dr. C- Mar hall. 13 calls i- Piescrv.ition of the Nntur;:! Teeth a Specialty. Aucstli:-ti-.- nivcn for I'.jn- l.Y 1II.I.I.'; Of. Ka"! it M TliiN OS-' Tk'.I II. Artlm-lal tcctli ina!:- on 3(!d. , 11 It I Si! vi i, i.-;s( it A Uul.b. r or ('c'.h.loi.l JM.-.t- aa soon as tc( til me -tn.cti d eited. Ail work v.-arr ic.ted. Price Wi r.. it i.o's II . K-K I'i.-.i mi., V. -.il-on-ibb', I II. ,N I- II f1IK SCHNF.LLBACHER, V;ioii and lilacksiiiitli Slioj). 11 tlll- Machine and low i .. fT try ,i P., rr't tu 'r. sra P & M $ r 3 i K-1 fTti fc A Specialty. He uses the jfc! nt jbC- ,- 1S 4 Horseshoe, the 15- st Horseshoe lor th3 Fanner, or for I'ant K.-sving mid City purposes, ever inventi 1. It is made no inyop.c can can pt:t on sharp or tint corks im needed for wet ind slipixrv ii.i:, or mooth dry roads, ('all and Kxnn.ii.u tlicc Slioc3 and vou will have no other. J, Hi Schnellbacher, r,lh St., rinUsmnulli, N b. J. U ' 5 1 ti "HI i 3 it -'i h 5 ;-vi i 'J n S'li oors. Blinds. Can supply every demand of the trada Call and r-t terms, Fourth street In IJear of 0;)cra It jus'j. Robert Donnelly's Wzqon and Blacksmith .ons. Rutfgte, MaeJiimfstyM-kiv Im paired ; tlo riiiali eni-d ami Jei;ciid Joliljiltj' Uuiie. Horseshoeing A Specialty I USE THE Uor(-fciio-. which sban orw ii r j-j it o: m wy. so Hiere is never any :!:'.!ii-er of your Hoi- slipfir, nl hui-tifii i'cell. all and exuiniii" tiii i.nu yru wilt Have no other. lie?lShue m;;;e. ROBERT CONNELLY SIXTH ST.. . - I'L.VTTFMOUTII ISA Ur the Liquor Habit, Positively Cured by AsantsTEntna ta. haires cclbeh specific. K csn be given In a cup of colee or tea. or in or. tides ot food, without the knowledge of thepcr con taklajf it; it is absolutely harmless and M ill effect a ermauent anl teefiy cure, wiiclln-r the patient Is a moderate ilrink-rora aic!i.ii ? wreck, it NEVFR FAILS. "eGUARANTFK a complete cure in every instance. A-i page bowk FREE, Address In confi'icnee, bSLCQt SPECIFIC CO, 186 Racf 8L, Cincinnati, 0. W I NMQCD S!iin.;l.-K, L..th, SiU.,, Drun moo