tettt0tiil) ! f. PLATTSMOUTH, NEBRASKA, THURSDAY EVENING, APJUL, 18, 1881. NUMHKIl 185 SKCONI) YUAU i J f" 6 f ROYAL S2S.32 1 J KMr Absolutely Pure. This 'iwiIit in vt varies. A marvel of pur ity, .it r-r.;rf !i :nni bvh"leniineiies. M'r econo mical tn tn tin- ordinary kind, and cannot be Bold in cniMi'd i villi ilii' iiiiiilitiili of low tent. shrt weight iil im or lm-ha'e i.ow1cm. Stiht itlkll) ill CI,IM. l'iVAI. llAKl.VU 1'uWUKK Co.. lm; Wail fct. N. V. GV2Y OUFIGFi 1S. Mayor, Clerk. Treasurer, 1 M. Kii iict W K Fox JAMRH PATTKKSON, .1 K. - ItYKO.V 4'I.AICK II. C. Jm'II.MIIiT S Cl.lKKOKD i. 11. Dunn .attorney. KriKine'-r, Police .1 ui;j, Marhall, Councilmen, 1st ward, 2i.I " I J v wm Kli.U'H ) A samiu:ky 1 M JllVKS It. A Sill I'M AN 3rd 4th. M ii 1 S V I'dV ' V M Mt'itriiv lirrtnN I 'V I ' OSMIR. I Mi'Cai.i.kn. I'kf.- .1 W.I'HINS ,C'll AIH.M AN 1 .1 W .lHNS Board Fub.V.'ork Kkki ;kikk. I 1 It Hawk Wo KTH GIVIG SOGIKMS. ClASS l.olxiK No. If,. 1. O. O. K. .Meets 'every Tuesday evening f each week. All transient brotlu-n are repectfu!ly invited to attend. 1l,ATTMOLTH KNCA M IWI KNT No. 3. I. . O. K.. iiicei fv'ry alternate Friday in each mouth la the M i-niiic Mall. Visiting Brothers ar invited to attend. ClASS C A M r NO. 3.1.'. MODKIt.N WOODMKX ' of AmeniM Meet Mcmd :md funrt h Mon day evenimr at K. i hull. Ail transient brother are r.'iiseMeil to meet wttli u. I.. A, Newcomer. Venerable I'.nisul ; r", Nile' Worthy Adviser ; S. C. ilde. Hanker ; W. A. Bovck, Clerk. JE1 i Meets seeond and fourth Tilesdav of eaeh month ut Ma-onV Hall. Truiist-it-nt brothers are incited to meet with us. K. K. White, II. P. Wm. II a vs. Secretary. IJLATriMOUTH UMMiK NO.;. A. K.A- A.M. Meets on the tir-l and third Mondays of each month at their hall. All tra'isient broth ers are cordially iuvUed t meet with us. J. i;. Kiciiky, W. M. Wm. Hats. Secretary. 1JLATTSMOLTH LOlMiE XO.H.A.O. U. W. Meet every alternate Friday evening at Kockwooii hall at miVIock, All transient broth ers are respectfully i-ivitel to attend. L.. S. Larson, M. W. ; Boy. I. Foreman : S. C Wilde, Kecor Jer ; l.oonarl Anderson. Overseer. Casscouncil.no in-.'t.uDYAL xkcancm meets t lie cend and lourih Mondays of each month at Arcanum H ill. It. N. ULK.V.V, Kegeut. P.C.Mlxou. Secretary. MT. ZION COMMAMVUY. NO. 5. K. T. Meets first and third Wednesday iii,iht of each month at M iso-i's hall. Visiting brothers are cordially invited to meet with us. Wm. Hays. Hec. K. E. Whitk. E. C. PLATTSMOUTH BOARD OF TRADE President Koht. 15 Windham 1st Vice President A. B. Todd 2nd Vice President Win Neville Secretary K. Herrmann Treasurer K. H. Cuthmau Ill'KTi:S. J. C. Kichev. F. f. W.'iite, .I.e. Patterson, J. A. Conner, B. KNon, C. W. Sherman, F. (Jor der, J. V. fleck bach. Mccu.NimE ?osr 45 c. a. r. KOSI'KIC. M. A. Pickiv ''oinmander, Ben.i. Hkmplk Senior Vice " B.Cakkksax lutiior " Uko. Nii.ks Adjutant, A. Shi I'M an Sir'4, jiZNKY srKr.imr J. M. A. Tabsch officer of the 1hv. James Hicksjv " iuard Ser,ct Major. ANDi5Rs)V r1. FltY.. ..ijuarrer Master Serirf. L. '. Cuuris Po.t Cliilain Meeting Saturday evening . ..."T""f .-t'it T'1-- MUDLINCS. l.ittlo drops of water Fall on this iuil ty planet. And inlnKle with the sail I Thai hides ourf'lom Falls (iranite. Mttia ktrcet is paved. 'Mr. Todd, you are wauted across the street at the bank." "Yes, I was just waiting for the mud tc dry up so I could get over." Wiring me a cable." said an alderman, as he stood on Mu turn's corner, "1 want to fathom this cavern." "What's your idea in that?" asked the little rivlet as it gurgled over the pave ment to the hole. "I'm iioinjj tolmve it up in the coun cil Monday." Aud the pavement sighed as it realized the age of waiting for re pair had only begun. "I understand you are going to Wash ington, Phil?" "Yes." "How soon?" "I expect to start next week if the flat boat can run on the street to haul me off." "Do you favor protection?" asked the sewer of the pavement. "Yes, but for revenue only; all this surplus should be done away with." "I am completely surrounded with tracks," ssid the depot, "and that makes so many frogs." "I can more than pyinpathie with you," replied the opera house, "for I am full of tracks and endure a great deal of crocking." "I'm more aristocratic than you," sneered the sandbar "You base and awful thing, how dare you speak so ill?" retorted Main street. "I5ut, I have a fifty thousand dollat appropriation, and you hav'nt got fifty cents," was the sandbar's reply. A Burlesque. The following burlesque upon the cus tom of publishing a "card of thands" is from the penf Walt Mason: "Mr. Ab solom W. Pedigree desires to thank his friends and neighbors for their unremit ting kindness in the dark hour of his be reavement, following the loss of h"i3 be loved wife. Special thanks arc tendered to Kev. Jimalong for his exquisite prayer at the grave, which was worthy of T. De Witt Talmage; also to Mr. Bones, the un dertaker, who conducted the funeral in an admirable manner from beginning to end; also to Mr. Allover the florist, whose present of a beautiful floral wreath served greatly to assuage the grief of a sorrowing husband. And thanks are given to the mourners, one and all. Tneir conduct was thoroughly in keep ing with the occasion, and it was due in a large measure to them that the funeral was made one of the social successes of the season. The anguished widower would also express his gratitude to Mr. Phippen, the urbane and geniel proprie tor of the marble yards, who. has agreed to furnish a handsome niojument at re duced rates. Adsalom W. Pediguke." Buy a Refrigerator. That is what to do to keep your vic tuals from all getting stale this summer. The most improved and economical pat terns for sale at Henry Boeck's Furniture Emporium. He has all furniture supplies required for homes and offices. Parlor Furnishing, Dining. Room Furnishing, Bed Boom, Hall and Office Furnishings. See them. T7 Tn7 rJJn Wo Ini up?o-t. trit bouy. as: 1 i T, PERSONALS- Judge Vanatta was in Omaha today, lion. F. E. White was in Omaha last night. J. B. Strode came in from Lincoln last night. Geo. Brinklow left this morning for Denison, Texas. Mrs. John McCarthy, of Nebraska Ci'y, was in town today. Byron Clark went to Lincoln this morning on legal business. Fred Carruth aud Quy Livingston were Omaha passengsrs last night. Mrs. May Kennedy, Miss Burkel, Mrs. Capt. II. E. Palmer were Omaha visitors this morning. Mrs. Wm. Walker returned to Sidney, Iowa, last night, after visiting in this city and Greenwood. Miss Lily Stockton returned to Omaha last night after visiting a few days at the home of C. E. Wescott. J. L. Farthing left this morning for Grand Island and Kearney on business for the Cedar creek stone and gravel company. A. F. Coon of David City, .deputy oil inspector of the state of Nebraska, who was left over from the last legislature, was in the city last night attending to official inspections. Wlf Premiums Paid. Cass countv laid out 42 big silver dol lars yesterday and today as bounty on wolf scalps. Yesterday Mr. Delles Den ier, of Avoca precinct, brought to the county clerk's office the scalps of seven ycung wolves, which brought htm $3 each. This morning Deputy Dickson was again a little bit surprised to have seven live young wolves presented; this time by L. D. Curtis of Liberty precinct. This litter was only of a few day's exper ience in this world and had not yet pencd their eyes to see light. The story of their capture was that Mr. Curtis was driving over the prairie and" found one of them on his way, and proceeding a few hundred feet farther found six others huddled together. The whole litter was bagged and brought in for the bounty, and killed. List of Letters Remaining unclaimed, in the Postoffice at Plattsmouth, Nebraska, April 17, 18S9, for the week ending April 6, 18Stt: Archer.Chsrles Fames. Ceorge Prowne. Mrs II I) Clutter. Mrs O C Urowno, Mis LeHa Cory. Frank M Co::, J Haniem Collons. John I)rakr, Miss Aurelia tiraham. .1 W Coodin. UK (Jonilin, Mrs Anna firay. Mrs Frankie Healey, Joseph Kline, Mrs Crater Kaffenberzer. Adam Larson. John Mooney. F T Marquardt. W Power. John Peterson. C S Koberts. James Uocht, Ileurv B Scott fann W Stull. AW Hprague, 1 J Stanley, Mrs Harry O Sha . Joseph Taylor, Kd Fireman Thomas, Jan Udell, Henry Wilson. H It Wade, Miss George Persons calling for any of the above letters will please say "advertised." J. N. Wisk, P. M. Ice Ice ice. We have started our ice wagon and are ready to contract and deliver ice in any quantity. Haying the best ice in the city we guarantee satisfaction to all. Telephone 72. tf II. C. McMaken & Sox. NO SMOKE OR SMELL To the new COAL OH Stove just receivedat Johnson Bros. Call and see tbem. They will not explode. Spectacles at Gering & Co's. Plenty of feed, flour, graham and meal at Heisel's mill, tf Inskeep, the optician, at Gering & Co'?. This Space is TO To) Jft M JjO The IVddler'n 1'rlrka. People who know that there in a corjM ration oriliiianee forbiddin;; Kldler from standing on or outside the curl of any of the city Ktroets often wonder how the long lines il linwlins hawker manure day after day, without uaivitt molestation, to lxiher Uio Ktreams of busy Mjli that approach tho Brooklyn bridge alon I'urk row every even ing. A similar state of things exists in Ful ton btroet, and in a less degree on several others leading to tho ferries. But if ono watches these fellows for half an hour to gether ho will see them suddenly, with ono accord, cease their jabber, snatch the under pinning from their little stands and trundle them over to tho other side of tho street. Tho cause of this is the approach of the august olicernau on his boat. Haughtily ho comes "long, twirling his little club with dexterous jerk. Out of tho corner of his eye he ob serves tho watchful row of peddlers over tho way, but they ure not on his beat, and he passes on over his half milo tour. It will bo thirty minutes before ho conies back again, and the hucksters know it. IJefore he is out of sight the caravan has waded across tho street once more, and the interrupted trado in figs, oranges, bananas, candy, combs, collar buttons and "pigs in clover" goes briskly on. New York Tribune, What Constitutes a Pre::-, Girt. Form is most important. Coloring and a fiuo skin will not make a Gne face strictly beautiful unless tho features are regular and tho head and face of perfect contour. The eyes should beset horizontally, having neither au upward nor downward inclination, not too for apart nor too close together. The nose should be placed at even distance be tween the eyes, joining the forehead in a sub tle curve, the lower portion straight, to em phasize the surrounding curves of the cheeks and lips. Tho "mouth like a Cupid's bow" is very beautiful. Tho distance from the eyes to the tip of tho nose, and from there to tho chin, should each i)o one-fourth the length of tho foco; the mouth should bo set at one-third the length of nose and chin; the chin should taper slightly to form an oval outline of face. Nevertheless, with features which do not come up to the ideal, a girl will be considered "pretty" if she has smooth, clear skin, bright, animated eyes and good teeth. St. Louis rost-Di.-patch. Mistakes About Shakespeare. A great many mistakes are made in some of tho modern productions of Shakespearean plays. A common one is an effort to attain an imposing effect by means of numbers on the stage. This is a great mistake. Take the mob, for instance The tendency of an audience is to look at tho mob and not at the actor, who should be the central flgura The same way with a ballet, or any other means of crowding a lot of peoplo into viow of the audience. A country dance, or something of that sort, may lo conveniently worked in in some of tho plays, but Shakespeare wrote for actors and not for crowds, and the most suc cessful productions of his plays are those given by companies selected with an idea as to tho abilities of each and every actor for the part to bo presented. Shakespeare was not at all a spectacular writer. St. Louis Globe-Democrat. Poisonous Decorations. Crete nnes of the cheap sort used for decorating rooms turn out to be as arseni caily poisonous as green wall paper. Out of 44 samples recently examined in London, none were free from arsenic, 3 had only faint traces of it, 21 had larger trao es, 11 were classed as very bad, and 9 were called "distinctly dangerous." One specimen yielded UJ- grains of white arsenic to the square yard. The greens and blues were the least harmful, while reds, browns and blacks were heavily loaded with poison. Herald of Health. Unci a C u fly at the Menagerie. Showman (before the cage) This is the fa mous female ostrich that lives on old uailf and iron. Uncle Cuffy De laws a mussyl Dat de ting I yerry 'bout to de mass meetin? De fe male suffridgel I sho' I ain't gwine wote for dat bud, fur he set down in my kitchen, an' eat up all my cookin' yutensils. But I glad I see um' anyhow. Texas Sifting Ice Ice Ice. We have started our Ice wagon and are ready to contract and deliver Ice in any quantity. Having the best Ice in the city, we guarantee satisfaction to all. Telephone 72. tf II. C. McMakex & Son. Do not fail to call at G-ring & Co's and have your eyes examined by thier optician this week. d-Ct Farmers should patronize home indus tries and buy your seeds of Jas. W. Bouk Grenwood Neb. Reserved By n TflTn? J9n (Q? TV ill S& fc)WitJ GRANDEST BUSINESS Ever seen in Plattsmouth. Everybody pleased witli our Exhibition. It was the universal expression of everyone that examined our Suits that they were Cut Gracefully 11 lie ii we No one desires to have Tailor-Made Garments'who has fitted on one of our Suits. OUR HONEST ENDEAVORS are to sell only the Best Clothing. The Confidence of all classes al ready gained is a Feather in our Business Cap that will continue to wave gracefully in the balmy days of tl" present Spring. Remember also that WE WJii UTJUEftSEU any prices quoted to you in . & C. The Leading Clothiers, - 5tb. & Main St. JULIUS PEPPERBERG, MANUFACTURER OK AND WHOLESALE & RETAIL DEALER IN TIIK Choicest Brands of Cigars, including our Flor de Pepperbergo' and 'Buds FULL LINE OF TOBACCO AND SMOKERS' ARTICLES always in stock. Nov. 26. 1885. 87ii to "0 A MONTH can be made I J v woiKiug for us. Agents preferred who can furnish a horne and give iheir whole time to the business. Spare mom ent may be profitably employed also, a fev vacancies in t iwns and cities. 1$. K. JOHN SON &CO..lon9Mnin-Kt.. Kichtnond. Va. y. Ii. Ixitlitx emAitied abut. Nei'er mind ahnut netuiinu xtap for reply. Come qwick. for biz, 11. V.J.& Co. B. &. M. Time Table. GOINO WK"T. No. 1. 9 :06 a tn. No. 3. 6 :16 p. m. No. 6. 8 :01 a. in. No. 7.-7 :Co . in. No. 9.-8 :0 p. m. GOINO FAST. No. 2.-4 :44 p. in. No. 4. 10 :2 a. in. No. 6 7 :2H p. in No. 8. 10 :'Kia. m. No. 10. 9 :54 a. in. All trains run daily by wavof 0naha. except Nos. 7 and 8 which run to and from Schuyler daily except Sunday. Fine Job Work Cheap at The Herald 5f OPENING fW Fill anything in our Line of goods. SLAYER 5 Dr. C- A. Marshall, Xlosidozit jDontiat. Preservation of the Natural Teeth a Specialty. Aucsthctics given for Pain less Filling or Extraction of Tkktii. Artificial teeth made on Gold, Silver, Rubber or Celluloid Plates, and inserted as soon as teeth are extracted when de sired. All work warranted. Prices reasonable. FlTZ'IKRAM)'S Kb Oli I'MTTHMOUTH, NKM W3UC.Er. BROWNE, OFFICE. P Monal attention to all Auniuesa Entrust to my care. NOTARY I.V OFFIt'K. Titles Examined. Abstarcta Compiled, In surance Written, Keal Estate hold. i Better Facilities for making Karen Loan than Any Ofclxer Agency Plaf (Miiiouf It, ehrawka rv J