THE DAILY IIERALO : I'L ATTP M 0 11 T FT . NEBRASKA. SATURDAY, MAKCH 30, 189.
WHY THEY GET IT WRONG.
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A Kprrlnx-ii lntrrvlrvr WIilcli Kxplulns
How Iiifoitiixl ; I Ni.t !rt-.
It wa.i l!i. fvcnin g of the graduating
rx-r'i.i-:i i.i :t i'!ii;.i!it!iiii.i .;il institution.
Sai'l tlio n;trl.r t- iho l.tily in t
rustling around in tbo digmtv of a new
black ii
"IIou- tiwi'iv jrradu;il- han vn'y'
"OIi, 1. ;ir me, ai j 31, n u k jk.iUt? I
just dread ti 0 one oiiiin;; in. They
iiovr r : -l niiMlii.-i j i i ;!,t. I i:; n r knew
iio to. I tliii t i y it on .;iiKse.
JUj U.u iii'.u;. fo ;..i tlan I hate
"Ihit will y.Mi toll ii-o the numUr of
KradiKa.'"
'Oh. ewr m iiiaiiv, rinj tly uro just
llw bright)'.-1 j-u !-. )!i. it mmkIi n won
derful thin that t.'iii inMitution can
educate th rn an it 1.h :s. It U iicrfectlr
fIk'ii(Jil. I dou't 8iijose it'u any use- to
tell you nloiit it, for you won't get it
right any way.
"What do they graduate
"W hy, everything iuo,t. That's the
id.aof the institution, to inaLo them eo
self reliant nrnl reaIy for emergencies
ana"
"Who are tho patrons of tho Institu
tion?"
"O11, nice x-ojilo. Everybody ought
to lx interested in it. They would lo,
too, if tho ikijkts took it tip in tho right
way, but they won't. They never get
any tli'ng right, tho reporters oh, I can't
tell you how they twist things.
"How many instructors do you em
ploy?"
"Oh, wo havo tho loveliest teachers.
ITi go and ask Miss JJ to cotuo and
tell you about them. Sljo knows them
personally all tho little family history,
you know. I5ut of tourao wo don't want
you to publish that. Puier3 aro just
tilled with every ones privato affairs
now. It is just horrid, but I suppose the
reporters don't caro what they say if
tuey just get their pay. Excuse me, I'll
go and sK?ak to Miss Smith," ami she
rustled away. The reporter waited while
they counseled together, and approach
ing, heard: "Oh, I think she's lovely in
that dress. You know I advised her to
put those revrs on so much more be
coming than a plain waist. Oh, there's
that dreadful reporter. I'm tired to
death telling him about these things.
You tell him aUmt tho teachers, won't
you. dear, ami put those- violets up a lit
tle nearer your chin. '
"I? Why, 1 da't know anything about
it, and I'm t o busy; I'm ou tho flower
committee.
"Well. v,v mUht as well let it go. I've
told him all nUx.il it, but he'll get it ell
wrong, anyway. It Ij perfectly awful
tho way thoso reporters misconstrue
things and never get anytlusig right."
Jfew York S;;n.
I I-ost 111 Petrol:. r:ui in Uoston.
There thoal 1 1 e a moral with a sharp
point to the following episode-, and, un-
.Esop lik;-, it will wl l-.? apjiended, but
left to the iL.iu i i a.'.U. A Tail T.iver
gentleman v... spilng ii Detroit.
:.!..;. i vexing to attend a
i:V.'i. t.'.!;i:ig with him Lis
! a l::::id.-:.::ae silk urn
. l;-r l.v L '.'t in tho inside
:a IT;a'rel!a stand with
He went :i !-'
fahioiiaLL' c '.;
reli-ioui v ir-v.-.
brelku TIil- 1
vestibule i.i
numerous oia. : j. whih t!ie former he
kept wi;!i i.ii.i. The s.-rvice Ixing long,
lie went : t a few i-conds in advance of
tho bencuiL'.ioii, and, f.n looking for liis
UDibrclIa. found it nut. So, being an
honest !:;:u:, he to-k the next best one
and we::t to hij l.c.lcl. Iist Friday
while i i Boto:i he stpjx-d into the
l'aikcr house. '1 here with others on a
largo settle hat rack sto;d his umbrella.
Ho knew it. for besides tho peculiar
liandio there ea the ;ola plato wero his
name and address. He claimed his prop
erty, explaining to the clerk at the desk.
So tho two watched for tho man who
should walk in and take the umbrella
Soon ho came, lightjd a cigar, buttoned
his tip coat, took the umbrella, and was
stopped. "W hose uniorella is that, you
want to know," ho said when asked.
"Last spring I was in church one even
ing in Detroit, and some sneak stole my
umbrella out of tho vestibule, whero I
left it. and I took the next best one.
Next morning I found a fellow's name
ou it, but that didn't msko it leak, so 1
kept it." There was an explanation, and
while the Fall River man got his um
brella back, the other one got a new one
at tho expense of tho man from tha city
of spindles. Fro viJeace Journal.
An Alabama Ghost.
A ghost has "caused a divorce suit and
broken up a once happy family in Blount
county, Alabama. About live years ago
James Uartin married a iliss Noel, one
of the belles of tho county. Tho young
couple went to live at the old Martin
borne and all went well until about a
year ago. Mrs. Martin, naturally very
timid, heard a ghost rambling through
the old house one night and was badly
frightened. She told her husband about
it, but ho could hear nothing, ho said.
From that time it became a nightly
visitor at the Martin home. Mrs. Martin
wanted to leave the old house at once,
but her husband objected, declaring the
strange noises heard were made by rats.
Several, times Mrs. Martu so 6he 6ays,
saw a iviiuo robed figure wandering
through the old house, -and soon her
nerves and health began to give way
under tho strain. She was finally pros
trated by hr fear of her ghost, and went
to tho home of her parents to recover
her health clro;igth. Fear of the
ghost overcame love of husband, and
Mrs. Martin refused to live with him
again. Martin tried in vain to induce
bis wife tfS return to tho haunted house
to4ive, Ldt she refused, and he filed a suit
for divoirce o:i the ground of abandon-ment.T-Cliicago
Times.
"" Caltant Seaman.
Tiilr.capoi t in the south of France, an
Vourtid 1:13 Ko crushed during tho
Fifth va man-of-war. He had to un
Anjtatio::, and bore it all with-5.Cmf-'iJV'5
a word and smoking liLj
lifted f,ur-oo:i was about
W. K. F?cn tin Faik r, making an
i. call 1 him Ic.ck and said:
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MARCH I9th.
Dress Goods
Selling out first-class Dress
Goods at nominal prices.
Full Line 54 inch all-wool extra
heavy fine finish Tricot, regular
prices $1.25, closing prices 75 cts.
40 inch fine finish Tricot in pop
ulor shades, cheap at 4S cents.
Silk Warp Henrietta in black
and colors, regular prices 1.50,
closing prices $1.
EXTRA SPECIAL !
wEIBM
la Si
was! Cools,
i Fib,
40 inch Wool Checks, Tlaids,
Fancy Stripes, Select Colors, clreap
at 40 cents, present prices 25 cts.
Double-folded, All-wool Tricots,
in all popular shades, at 25 cents.
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llfeclcbach's.
Canton Flannels were 8 J cents, closing price 5 centi.
White Shakes Flannels were 15 cents per yard, now sold at 9 cts.
Heavy Grey (Mixed Flannels were 40 cents a yard, closing
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prices 29 cents.
Scarlet and Navy Flannels, former price 40 cents, closing price
3l cents.
Red Flannels as low as 19 cents.
Best Quality Domestic Sateens were 20 cents, now at l2c.
Good Quality of Ginghams at 5 cents.
Dress Styles were 10 cents, now only 7 cents per yard; please re
member 14 yards for 1.00.
Best Quality Fancy and Indigo Blue Plaids, select colors, were
10 cents, closing prices 7 cents.
MARCH 19th,
Domestics.
3D-
Odd Lengths of Sheetings, Cam
brics and Muslins very Cheap.
Our Own, 6 A cents.
Hope 7i cents.
Gold Medal 7 cents.
Maesasoit 8 cents.
Lonsdale 8i cents.
Fruit of the Loom 1) cents.
42 and 4G Muslens, Bleached
and Unbleached, 8, 9, and 10
quarters, sold cents per yard less
than the three past weeks.
When we say we can
SAVE YOU MONEY
on our Goods we mean it.
We have said all we can for this
time, but invite you to call and
be Convinced.
WBOKBAOH'S
Weckbach's.
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